When You Ask for a Plastic Straw at Starbucks

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  • Опубліковано 21 лип 2021
  • This is the last straw.
    Plastic straws are the most dangerous items to exist, even worse than nuclear weapons. But what happens when you ask a Starbucks employee for one?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @Beluga1
    @Beluga1  2 роки тому +26194

    Subscribe and i’ll treat you to a steak dinner :)

  • @astrofish1203
    @astrofish1203 2 роки тому +763

    "I love turtles, but I also love sipping my drink through a straw"
    *a soul for a soul*

  • @jarlmabe681
    @jarlmabe681 2 роки тому +384

    "We don't use plastic straws"
    - company that makes the lid of the cup thick plastic.

    • @dinojack5567
      @dinojack5567 2 роки тому

      PAHAHAHAHA

    • @reilitlum
      @reilitlum 2 роки тому +4

      They used paper straws lmao

    • @danielh6061
      @danielh6061 2 роки тому +7

      I work at Starbucks but I hate the paper straws

    • @dbducks9697
      @dbducks9697 2 роки тому +8

      The thing about paper straws is that it makes you drink faster because the longer the straw is inside the drink, the more it's going to BECOME ONE WITH THE DRINK

    • @dbducks9697
      @dbducks9697 2 роки тому +1

      @PancakeBestFood ikr

  • @Major_Mason
    @Major_Mason Рік тому +20

    The burger king giving Beluga mini headpats and scritches at 0:32 is gold xD

  • @hope4463
    @hope4463 4 місяці тому +2

    It's weird to see Pablo being so nice and actually giving you a straw and he said have a good day so thats his nice side.

  • @GoldenNinja50
    @GoldenNinja50 2 роки тому +17716

    Of course Pablo works at mc donalds

    • @yat_ii
      @yat_ii 2 роки тому +783

      Pablo has a job other than discord Mod?

    • @Chainedless
      @Chainedless 2 роки тому +63

      hi

    • @LethalzPlayz
      @LethalzPlayz 2 роки тому +226

      Pablo is on his phone at the drivethru

    • @driftkingairlines
      @driftkingairlines 2 роки тому +360

      hes a discord mod, he owns mc donalds

    • @Spyziy
      @Spyziy 2 роки тому +350

      He’s a billionaire discord mod he’s just at McDonald’s for the experience to relate to the less privileged to better understand them and moderate them

  • @breadbutcooler
    @breadbutcooler 2 роки тому +1546

    “the turtles can save themselves”
    *proceeds to give paper straws*

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 2 роки тому +32

      that means they have no more paper straws so they need to use plastics?

    • @gaminglichgamer4035
      @gaminglichgamer4035 2 роки тому +54

      The trees:confused screaming

    • @jerold8549
      @jerold8549 2 роки тому +3

      hehdhdndfbhxjcj jerold

    • @gorgeouslover911
      @gorgeouslover911 2 роки тому +22

      Paper straws aint straws, they're torture devices.

    • @bobraekevelt7953
      @bobraekevelt7953 2 роки тому +3

      @@gorgeouslover911 EXACTLY, they now only make caparisons with paper straws, my life is over

  • @Cosmetic_studio
    @Cosmetic_studio Рік тому +16

    I watched beluga by accident but now he's a part of my life

  • @thecrystalliaguild
    @thecrystalliaguild Рік тому +26

    HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT HAD TO BE PLASTIC???

    • @deftonesFTW
      @deftonesFTW Рік тому

      Well the title says asking for a plastic straw 😔

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 2 роки тому +1046

    "The turtles can save themselves."
    - King Edward the 15th

  • @tyrannotitan6406
    @tyrannotitan6406 2 роки тому +2876

    when Starbucks doesn't give out plastic straws but everything else is plastic

    • @KimmichTheWarrior
      @KimmichTheWarrior 2 роки тому +34

      Ratio + respect Starbucks

    • @mia3703
      @mia3703 2 роки тому +123

      Starbucks caught in 4k

    • @-mizuko-5537
      @-mizuko-5537 2 роки тому +40

      @@KimmichTheWarrior my Starbucks gives plastic straw

    • @toxiccatron867
      @toxiccatron867 2 роки тому +51

      Including their employees

    • @AtiqaR
      @AtiqaR 2 роки тому +30

      @@qwertyzyz ratio is also a word bruh 😭

  • @belugafamily3296
    @belugafamily3296 2 роки тому +12

    I think why Katie doesn’t want to give beluga the straw is because there is someone buying a drink with straw online and she doesn’t want her boss to scold her.

    • @user-gn2tz1xx5d
      @user-gn2tz1xx5d 8 місяців тому +1

      Because She has a point

    • @luvkatesx
      @luvkatesx Місяць тому +1

      I’m still not giving him a straw.

  • @Thir82
    @Thir82 Рік тому

    Just started watching Beluga today and im liking it

  • @kingasht.v3375
    @kingasht.v3375 2 роки тому +517

    "Skittle" : So did you get the straw
    "Beluga": Yes
    "Skittle" : At what cost
    "Beluga" : The entire English vocabulary

  • @stevestevensofficial
    @stevestevensofficial 2 роки тому +681

    Beluga: ''asks for a straw''
    Katie: And I took that personally.

    • @space4556
      @space4556 2 роки тому +17

      How castrawphic

    • @tookaplays3234
      @tookaplays3234 2 роки тому +6

      @@space4556 Nice

    • @ltbainoe98
      @ltbainoe98 2 роки тому +6

      ha I was about to say that

    • @thickskulls
      @thickskulls 2 роки тому +3

      No.
      Beluga: *Asks for a straw*
      Katie: and I took that person

  • @corxa
    @corxa 2 роки тому +3

    This is why I always have spare straws at my house

  • @NoobMaster-we6ll
    @NoobMaster-we6ll 2 роки тому +3

    Katie is the ultimate form of karen

  • @jordanlemnah6156
    @jordanlemnah6156 2 роки тому +627

    You forgot… there is no “small” at Starbucks, buttercup. It’s a “tall”. This ain’t McDonalds.

  • @o9-535
    @o9-535 2 роки тому +3270

    "I just wanted a straw"
    "At the cost of the human race"
    " *It's a tube* "

  • @coolxg4357
    @coolxg4357 Рік тому +1

    1:25 the base drop for the Stranger Things theme fits perfectly with the cinematic camera view! Amazing!

  • @KingsleyMemes
    @KingsleyMemes 2 роки тому

    This video brings back memory’s this video introduced me to beluga

  • @akutosai9187
    @akutosai9187 2 роки тому +1927

    It’s weird to see Pablo being so nice and actually giving him a straw and he said have a good day so that his nice side

    • @CamJam312
      @CamJam312 2 роки тому +111

      Customer service requires employees to be nice and have a fake smile :)

    • @akutosai9187
      @akutosai9187 2 роки тому +19

      @@CamJam312 poor guy

    • @slushvfx724
      @slushvfx724 2 роки тому +32

      "Roses are red"
      "Violets are blue"
      "Outside I'm Smiling"
      "But inside I'm crying"
      I wish people noticed my content

    • @messironaldo6978
      @messironaldo6978 2 роки тому +23

      @@slushvfx724 imagine self promoting heck ur content is fortnite no one plays fortnite in 2021 grow up kid

    • @slushvfx724
      @slushvfx724 2 роки тому +2

      @@messironaldo6978 are 5 million people stupid?

  • @umutefebozbyk3029
    @umutefebozbyk3029 2 роки тому +411

    "It's a deadly weapon"
    Someone's have been watching too much John Wick lately.

    • @althair4908
      @althair4908 2 роки тому +1

      yup

    • @hi-xi5eq
      @hi-xi5eq 2 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @d3monx555
      @d3monx555 2 роки тому +1

      CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS THE MUSIC AT 1:40 ?

    • @umutefebozbyk3029
      @umutefebozbyk3029 2 роки тому

      @@d3monx555 I don't know

    • @reneford7409
      @reneford7409 2 роки тому +1

      Hope uk anything could be used as a weapon, some humans are just to slow to not know it c:

  • @ian7973
    @ian7973 2 роки тому +1

    Katie would have been better off named Karen
    “Can I speak to the manager?”
    “I AM the manager”

  • @pulkitediting
    @pulkitediting 2 роки тому

    Great wordplay and comebacks.... Loved this video❤

  • @PureASMRslimeAndmore
    @PureASMRslimeAndmore 2 роки тому +768

    Actually a very common mistake: only %0.03 of turtles die from straws. %49 of turtles die from the fishing nets that are released into the ocean, and yet no on ever mentions that :/
    Edit: how did this get so many likes y’all-

    • @clashstash1873
      @clashstash1873 2 роки тому +22

      Underrated

    • @dylanjackson7325
      @dylanjackson7325 2 роки тому +46

      Silly old humans

    • @izenheim1233
      @izenheim1233 2 роки тому +93

      Humans: aw the turtles are dying, and we saw like 4 plastic straws were involved. Let’s ban plastic straws.
      Also humans: cuts down more forests to solve a minor problem with a major one

    • @PureASMRslimeAndmore
      @PureASMRslimeAndmore 2 роки тому +11

      @@izenheim1233 YES!!!

    • @SpicePlayz
      @SpicePlayz 2 роки тому +10

      Fishing net also kills many other marine animals

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 2 роки тому +46421

    I saw Beluga accidentally, and now his videos are part of my happiness. Anyone else?

  • @rileyandcoco1326
    @rileyandcoco1326 2 роки тому

    These are so funny! They popped up on my UA-cam home page and I was like “what’s this😮” and now I can’t stop watching them!😂

  • @llouiesson5435
    @llouiesson5435 2 роки тому

    I like beluga's vids,it makes me happy

  • @dwightschrute4506
    @dwightschrute4506 2 роки тому +352

    “Katie💕” actually looks like someone who’d work at starbucks

    • @Doriuswithnomi
      @Doriuswithnomi 2 роки тому +1

      yes

    • @James-Salty-Sunderland
      @James-Salty-Sunderland 2 роки тому +3

      Bruh i wanna work at starbucks pls dont compare me to her

    • @JoJo_fan-wc2ku
      @JoJo_fan-wc2ku 2 роки тому +12

      @@James-Salty-Sunderland At least you don't want to be a lawyer. Please Carol I just want to see my kids again :(

    • @urielperez7652
      @urielperez7652 2 роки тому

      And you look like you would work at an office

    • @James-Salty-Sunderland
      @James-Salty-Sunderland 2 роки тому

      @@JoJo_fan-wc2ku ok this isnt a joke i want to be a lawyer im not joking :/
      Starbucks and i can have cases as well

  • @CoolEliteSquad
    @CoolEliteSquad 2 роки тому +779

    "The turtles can save themselves" LMAO THE BEST PART

    • @named746
      @named746 2 роки тому +13

      finally a person with common sense

    • @hadilol
      @hadilol 2 роки тому +3

      @@ArMentorLazada hi

    • @acid2957
      @acid2957 2 роки тому

      @@ArMentorLazada Pablo?Hī

    • @abbadon163
      @abbadon163 2 роки тому +2

      @Арк I will put Gatorade plastic holders around my neck.

    • @Ayush-uh9ve
      @Ayush-uh9ve 2 роки тому

      @@named746 bro I don't understand

  • @teunf7719
    @teunf7719 2 роки тому

    I love you baluga you are so funny and so grateful

  • @AngusD1
    @AngusD1 2 роки тому +1

    This is the first beluga video I saw and then I fell in love with this sussy cat

  • @Master_Reaper
    @Master_Reaper 2 роки тому +491

    She: any last words?
    Beluga: "I have a few" *shows the entire vocabulary*

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst 2 роки тому +17

      You mean dictionary

    • @serai-xiv4293
      @serai-xiv4293 2 роки тому +2

      @@stahduhst well actually dictionary’s have definitions, that’s why it’s called a dictionary. Without any definitions for words it’s just a vocab of the whole English language in alphabetical order, so your half right. There is more than one definition for vocabulary, but a body of words in a language is also part of that definition.

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst 2 роки тому

      @@serai-xiv4293 I feel good I was at least right in some sense lol

    • @mrfrogbuilder6569
      @mrfrogbuilder6569 2 роки тому +2

      @@serai-xiv4293 nerd stfu

    • @serai-xiv4293
      @serai-xiv4293 2 роки тому

      @@mrfrogbuilder6569 You just made my day XD

  • @imverified2066
    @imverified2066 2 роки тому +673

    Discord: **exists**
    Beluga: *Its show time*

  • @charleecakes
    @charleecakes 2 роки тому

    Oooh when pablo says "sure thing sweatie" makes me shiver

  • @wittgrayson1690
    @wittgrayson1690 2 роки тому

    Beluga is the best to watch during dinner ^_^

  • @CosminBBQ
    @CosminBBQ 2 роки тому +1247

    "That'll be $259.99"
    "Ok"
    Like beluga is a millionaire or something idk

    • @elatrocidad5953
      @elatrocidad5953 2 роки тому +43

      UA-cam pays beluga the big bucks for his amazing content

    • @pritammishra6933
      @pritammishra6933 2 роки тому +31

      Imagine how rich discord mods are

    • @z-arts2099
      @z-arts2099 2 роки тому +2

      im pretty sure he got like 500k from his channel. he didn't get 1 million yet

    • @frenchy927
      @frenchy927 2 роки тому +1

      Two hundred sixty isn't even close to million.

    • @CosminBBQ
      @CosminBBQ 2 роки тому +1

      @@frenchy927 yeah but to throw away that much on a coffe and not even ask anything means you gotta have a lot of money

  • @doug-goat
    @doug-goat 2 роки тому +1251

    “The turtles can save themselves, take them all”
    Yeah, that makes sense.

    • @funnyrockangry
      @funnyrockangry 2 роки тому +12

      sure it does xD

    • @haksvwywjwvwtiwbe
      @haksvwywjwvwtiwbe 2 роки тому +6

      Um the cat needs only 1 straw not 9.999999.999999999.99999988.9999996 and that's not even a number lolXD

    • @ooofboizoldchannel5248
      @ooofboizoldchannel5248 2 роки тому +9

      @@haksvwywjwvwtiwbe it is, the number 9 is a number

    • @haksvwywjwvwtiwbe
      @haksvwywjwvwtiwbe 2 роки тому +3

      @@ooofboizoldchannel5248 look at all those nines that is not a number -.-

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 2 роки тому +4

      @@haksvwywjwvwtiwbe it is

  • @BadTitan1330
    @BadTitan1330 2 роки тому

    Love you Beluga!

  • @avalon3904
    @avalon3904 2 роки тому

    Tracks you use are so suitable and beautiful

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 2 роки тому +5148

    “No.”
    “It’s a deadly weapon.”
    Where the hell do you live, the UK?

    • @scottash76
      @scottash76 2 роки тому +249

      As a uk I am offended

    • @skeletor5007
      @skeletor5007 2 роки тому +82

      Would be a knife then

    • @marbleswrholder2724
      @marbleswrholder2724 2 роки тому +51

      Shanked

    • @Logan-zp8bi
      @Logan-zp8bi 2 роки тому +179

      Its a joke, because extremist environmentalist are lobbying to ban straws. They did successfully in a few places, but some people do try to push it on others. Just remind them to toss the straw in the bin, don't deny them a basic tool because it might kill something. Otherwise get rid of all the screw drivers, they don't biodegrade and you can found easily with metal detectors.

    • @yodude1962
      @yodude1962 2 роки тому +9

      yes✨

  • @jeffdickerson8586
    @jeffdickerson8586 2 роки тому

    I saw you do the art on color by number it’s amazing

  • @slayerchamp6982
    @slayerchamp6982 Рік тому

    About 7 yrs from now we will be watching this with nostalgia in our hearts

  • @yeetuszilla1663
    @yeetuszilla1663 2 роки тому +683

    "You have no rights here"
    Host of the universal left-handed festival

    • @shapeshifterk
      @shapeshifterk 2 роки тому +2

      Nice.

    • @apostoliach4793
      @apostoliach4793 2 роки тому +1

      where can I find that festival

    • @Konetti
      @Konetti 2 роки тому +1

      Lmfao idek what that means. But lol I'm the female version of beluga, check me out if you like lol, also I feel guilty self promoting now lmao

    • @limply6557
      @limply6557 2 роки тому +4

      @@Konetti because you are, you should feel guilty

    • @cHek3T
      @cHek3T 2 роки тому +4

      @@Konetti Stop self promoting, it's not gonna help you and it's gonna make people annoyed at you.

  • @misterguyschannel260
    @misterguyschannel260 2 роки тому +703

    “You have no rights here”
    -my English teacher 2021

  • @stardew.flower
    @stardew.flower 2 роки тому +1

    2:11 made me laugh so hard for some reason. Another nice video by Beluga!

  • @SchuylerB
    @SchuylerB Рік тому

    Best video yet, and sooo true XD That video description tho XD

  • @Lucas2008.
    @Lucas2008. 2 роки тому +653

    Someone: ask’s for a straw at Starbucks
    Employee: so you have chosen, *DEATH*

    • @prometheus6499
      @prometheus6499 2 роки тому

      I got a cup with no straw from there once but I saw a group of visco girls there and so yea no straw

    • @kingepic8477
      @kingepic8477 2 роки тому

      ask is*

    • @d3monx555
      @d3monx555 2 роки тому

      CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS THE MUSIC AT 1:40 ?

    • @flamezx2550
      @flamezx2550 2 роки тому

      Tried it, they said "sorry we're out"

    • @nobodywilleverknow8371
      @nobodywilleverknow8371 2 роки тому

      @@d3monx555 Sounds a little like stranger things...
      might be something else tho. ^^'

  • @AppleBanana5839
    @AppleBanana5839 2 роки тому +2942

    "You know what?"
    "What"
    " *The turtles can save themselves. Take them all.* "

    • @jeffstyles1922
      @jeffstyles1922 2 роки тому +41

      Ill be happy when that happen to me lot of drink :)

    • @0x4ff.
      @0x4ff. 2 роки тому +26

      we saw the video bro

    • @vap9rcat
      @vap9rcat 2 роки тому +44

      @@0x4ff. we straw the video * hehe

    • @OfficialDrize
      @OfficialDrize 2 роки тому +3

      *help.*

    • @viratian3469
      @viratian3469 2 роки тому +2

      @@vap9rcat xd

  • @wesleybarrow4287
    @wesleybarrow4287 2 роки тому +4

    I just randomly clicked on you're guys' videos, and now I've watched like 10!! So funny and entertaining!!

  • @marronshellvideos1614
    @marronshellvideos1614 2 роки тому

    Beluga your vids are amazing there are always plot twists

  • @agentpig2687
    @agentpig2687 2 роки тому +1096

    Starbucks employee: any last words?
    Beluga: yes actually
    Also Beluga: *sends dictionary*

    • @abhishekkakar6269
      @abhishekkakar6269 2 роки тому +24

      100tb storage of words in just 775.81 kb 😂

    • @Fit4C
      @Fit4C 2 роки тому +9

      Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you

    • @GamingBoyColor
      @GamingBoyColor 2 роки тому +14

      @@Fit4C shut up

    • @killertigergaming6762
      @killertigergaming6762 2 роки тому +3

      @@abhishekkakar6269 100tb no way dude plain text is pretty small

    • @sugasandrmslonglostsanity6175
      @sugasandrmslonglostsanity6175 2 роки тому

      @@Fit4C umm I think you are at the wrong place

  • @secoura
    @secoura 2 роки тому +1196

    UA-cam recommends the most random things, but sometimes I find a channel that just makes me smile. Thank you smiling cat.

    • @rizkyagung9809
      @rizkyagung9809 2 роки тому +9

      ○___○

    • @srinivasjasti4586
      @srinivasjasti4586 2 роки тому +7

      yeah it's like o___o

    • @itzanuh
      @itzanuh 2 роки тому

      >.

    • @amyfarrel4374
      @amyfarrel4374 2 роки тому

      Same ^-^

    • @Fit4C
      @Fit4C 2 роки тому +3

      Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you

  • @Pink_lover923
    @Pink_lover923 Рік тому

    I remmember how my bestie watched beluga after quarantine in 2021 and then i randomly started watching too, after i forgot about this channel but a few days ago i remmember and now i can't stop watching beluga's videos xdd

  • @celestejanellecarrillo8821
    @celestejanellecarrillo8821 2 роки тому +1

    Beluga literally a straw and cat pun in the same word. 🥲

  • @mompernl
    @mompernl 2 роки тому +184

    “It’s a human right”
    -cat

    • @Efe.676
      @Efe.676 2 роки тому

      I wonder who?

    • @ItsAnthonyy
      @ItsAnthonyy 2 роки тому

      @@Efe.676 ?

    • @Efe.676
      @Efe.676 2 роки тому

      @@ItsAnthonyy ?

    • @Rahul-tj2yt
      @Rahul-tj2yt 2 роки тому +1

      I wonder how , I wonder why ,
      Yesterday you told me about the blue-blue sky and all that I can't see .
      I can just see a lemon tree 🍋

    • @Efe.676
      @Efe.676 2 роки тому

      @@Rahul-tj2yt ahahahahaha nice logic

  • @noors_artsy_hangout_2-23-22
    @noors_artsy_hangout_2-23-22 2 роки тому

    I love how the really dramatic music is actually the background music from the Quizzes game (it's like kahoot).... at least when you are on the day 2 car mode music thingy on the home page while you wait for the game to start.

  • @arandomperson1116
    @arandomperson1116 2 роки тому +2

    Made me smile when Katie said a straw is a deadly weapon lol

  • @haleyngai4517
    @haleyngai4517 2 роки тому +1931

    Beluga: Can I have a straw?
    Starbucks: No, drink with your nose, it's the same

  • @beacon626
    @beacon626 2 роки тому +595

    Starbucks Girls are almost as powerful as a mod, but they chose to withhold this power for the turtles

  • @starfire321
    @starfire321 Рік тому

    Beluga vids are legendary

  • @cringe8996
    @cringe8996 2 роки тому +350

    Katie: How many last words do you have?
    Beluga: *Yes*

    • @Aragon-no5tc
      @Aragon-no5tc 2 роки тому +6

      Katie: How many last words do you have?
      Beluga: *All of them*

    • @thecursedmango8061
      @thecursedmango8061 2 роки тому +1

      actually about 171,146 words

    • @cringe8996
      @cringe8996 2 роки тому +1

      @@thecursedmango8061 are you using russian guy character in roblox arsenal?

    • @thecursedmango8061
      @thecursedmango8061 2 роки тому

      @@cringe8996 Yea i play arsenal

    • @Aragon-no5tc
      @Aragon-no5tc 2 роки тому +1

      @@thecursedmango8061 that's kinda slightly (in my opinion) cringe

  • @ipissedonthemoonyouidiot4902
    @ipissedonthemoonyouidiot4902 2 роки тому +173

    She probably manages the control security in airports too

    • @pilotpat
      @pilotpat 2 роки тому +1

      Bro you really pissed on the moon

  • @hypernovagaming822
    @hypernovagaming822 2 роки тому +1

    These videos are addicting

  • @bitonic589
    @bitonic589 2 роки тому +1

    You don't drink from straw, straw drinks you.
    -Starbucks

  • @Jushy_
    @Jushy_ 2 роки тому +88

    Seeing Pablo being a decent human being towards Beluga made me flip

    • @scooterparsons7221
      @scooterparsons7221 2 роки тому +6

      He's gotta be polite to customers, he's probably the McDonald's manager

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil 2 роки тому +4

      Free Skittle

    • @ali_m_
      @ali_m_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@LeftyPencil didn't lester kidnap him

    • @Megaswaglord
      @Megaswaglord 2 роки тому

      @@scooterparsons7221 *McDonald's moderator

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 2 роки тому +1

      It's all fun and games until Pablo says: "Have a nice day!" to a male

  • @LordZbigniew
    @LordZbigniew 2 роки тому +503

    “The turtles can save themselves” I’m dying 🤣

    • @bernadstephenrajc6050
      @bernadstephenrajc6050 2 роки тому +4

      If u have time pls explain this joke to me sir/mam.. thank you :D

    • @LordZbigniew
      @LordZbigniew 2 роки тому +2

      @@bernadstephenrajc6050 well it’s just the reply to the scene I found funny

    • @dom2664
      @dom2664 2 роки тому +4

      @@bernadstephenrajc6050 they mean cause straws kill turtles so some people require gross paper tasting straws or no straws

    • @bernadstephenrajc6050
      @bernadstephenrajc6050 2 роки тому +2

      @@dom2664👍❤️ thanks 🙏

    • @MelodyCraft_
      @MelodyCraft_ 2 роки тому +5

      It is my job to give cute cat straws

  • @roughcutretrospect7235
    @roughcutretrospect7235 2 роки тому +1

    Starbucks: The plastic straw is the issue? You are aware your food is wrapped in OIL at the supermarket?
    VIVA LA BELUGA!

  • @BellaV210
    @BellaV210 2 роки тому

    This guy was out of nowhere on my UA-cam, now I can't get over watching his videos!!!! 😭

  • @jamesmapper3456
    @jamesmapper3456 2 роки тому +477

    "It's my human right"
    "You have no human rights here"
    North Korea 101

  • @FBI-zh6bd
    @FBI-zh6bd 2 роки тому +1478

    Her profile picture is the most accurate thing ive seen all day.

  • @chocolatebars8158
    @chocolatebars8158 2 роки тому +1

    I love how when Katie says ‘It’s a deadly weapon’ it says edited next to it

  • @lemogul
    @lemogul 2 роки тому

    ur content make me happy.

  • @trav3226
    @trav3226 2 роки тому +961

    Beluga: “a straw?”
    Katie: “wait, that’s illegal!”

    • @InsaneClipszz
      @InsaneClipszz 2 роки тому +3

      Actually is illegal in the UK

    • @Raizelen
      @Raizelen 2 роки тому +3

      why can't they use paper straw

    • @snail9552
      @snail9552 2 роки тому +2

      @@Raizelen cause paper straws can dissolve quickly into water

    • @awd7477
      @awd7477 2 роки тому +1

      @@snail9552 but its good

    • @mrfish.-
      @mrfish.- 2 роки тому +2

      I don’t use straws cuz I have a mouth and I can drink with that.

  • @that_guy55
    @that_guy55 2 роки тому +1351

    "any last words"
    "I'm a girl btw"
    *Gives straw*

  • @GamingWithJas-ff4yf
    @GamingWithJas-ff4yf 11 місяців тому

    Ever since I started watching Beluga my depression was cured 😂

  • @VoidGohan1
    @VoidGohan1 5 місяців тому

    2:31
    Beluga:This is human right
    Also beluga: a cat

  • @sunarintaro8112
    @sunarintaro8112 2 роки тому +174

    "you can sip your drink behind the bars"
    *He'd like a straw he doesn't care where he'll drink it*

  • @squidaroo2830
    @squidaroo2830 2 роки тому +792

    Love how he said "its my human right" but hes a cat😂😂😂

    • @Pratham_2711
      @Pratham_2711 2 роки тому +14

      Cats aren't human?

    • @mak1806
      @mak1806 2 роки тому +8

      @@Pratham_2711 they are

    • @Mlingg007
      @Mlingg007 2 роки тому +7

      @- d o r i ˊᴗˋ in the night sky are like shooting sta-

    • @bibi-bs6164
      @bibi-bs6164 2 роки тому +5

      @@Mlingg007 I COULD REALLY USE A WISH RIGHT WISH RIGHT WISH RIGHT NOW

    • @mantree8047
      @mantree8047 2 роки тому +2

      @@mak1806 Lol cats aren't human. What kind of uneducated people on internet. Humans are hominids, primates, great apes scientifically whereas cats belong to family felidae. Both are mammals indeed but humans are way different from cats.

  • @jax4225
    @jax4225 2 роки тому +1

    This guy is the quarter of my happiness...

  • @yashvikedia186
    @yashvikedia186 Рік тому +1

    2:31 when beluga says " it's my human right " 😂😂

  • @oreothecockatiel4093
    @oreothecockatiel4093 2 роки тому +277

    Okay for real every time it zooms in on beluga’s little face I crack up BIGTIMe

    • @beluga2394
      @beluga2394 2 роки тому +2

      @@hecker5775 aaahhhh im in trouble aint i?

    • @AarushiKrishna
      @AarushiKrishna 2 роки тому +2

      I laugh loudly WHENEVER he zooms into literally ANYONE'S face 😂😂

    • @slushvfx724
      @slushvfx724 2 роки тому

      "Roses are red"
      "Violets are blue"
      "Outside I'm Smiling"
      "But inside I'm crying"
      I wish people noticed my content

    • @goneforever949
      @goneforever949 2 роки тому

      @@hecker5775 HI HECKER I LOVE YOU

  • @chagito1113
    @chagito1113 2 роки тому +226

    Burger King: the turtles can save themselves
    _paper straws_

  • @fruees9144
    @fruees9144 2 роки тому +1

    Nobody:
    Me at 1:37: OH MY GAWDDD STRANGER THINGS

  • @josephineleysa148
    @josephineleysa148 2 роки тому

    wow i love your vids bulega

  • @erenthebirb1220
    @erenthebirb1220 2 роки тому +471

    Beluga: "Can I speak to the manager."
    *Look how the roles were reversed*

    • @devanshhh_a
      @devanshhh_a 2 роки тому +2

      Pls help 😭😭😭

    • @erenthebirb1220
      @erenthebirb1220 2 роки тому +1

      @@devanshhh_a NANI?!!

    • @erenthebirb1220
      @erenthebirb1220 2 роки тому +3

      @@flopsik this is a 'certified karen classic'

    • @name5980
      @name5980 2 роки тому +2

      I just understand that you have a beautyful parrot

    • @erenthebirb1220
      @erenthebirb1220 2 роки тому +1

      @@name5980 he was a rescue but sadly he flew away, when we first found him he was unable to walk and was very weak. Slowly we tamed him and was with us for approx 3 months..... But when he flew away he was healthy and he flies around our house with his homies

  • @zexerpl
    @zexerpl 2 роки тому +295

    beluga: i want a straw
    starbucks: oh so you want to kill turtles?
    beluga: not even a paper one?
    starbucks: fine, that would be another 10$

    • @iSeanQu
      @iSeanQu 2 роки тому +15

      sorry mr. you missed one zero on it, *that will be 100$*

    • @fiercebot4882
      @fiercebot4882 2 роки тому +4

      Did i say 100$ i meant to say 100p pay me *now*

  • @WhyAreWeStilllHereJustToSuffer
    @WhyAreWeStilllHereJustToSuffer 2 роки тому

    This was the first vid I watched from you lol

  • @samuelenriquealvarezhernan8088

    Beluga should buy a reusable straw, plastic straws are bad for turtles and other fish, the worst thing is when someone prefers to use a straw over saving a life, I'm talking to you Beluga

  • @xXmlgamingXx355
    @xXmlgamingXx355 2 роки тому +70

    Never ask for a straw at Starbucks, even though straws are the most needed for their drink

  • @VELVETPERSON
    @VELVETPERSON 2 роки тому +288

    In the XXII century, this vids will be studied in classes like a perfect example of a metamodern humor of XXI century

    • @NinjaSoldierbviewssecondsago
      @NinjaSoldierbviewssecondsago 2 роки тому +5

      This is gonna be some acient artifact

    • @gabrielmartin2295
      @gabrielmartin2295 2 роки тому +10

      Or we may be extinct by then because straw

    • @NaThingSerious
      @NaThingSerious 2 роки тому

      Dude just say 22nd and 21st, no one cares about you fancy Roman numerals

    • @Blyfh
      @Blyfh 2 роки тому +3

      @@NaThingSerious The usage of Roman numerals here was entirely stylistic. The used them on purpose instead of the easy Arabic ones to make it seem more professional for the sake of humor.

    • @NaThingSerious
      @NaThingSerious 2 роки тому

      @@Blyfh more professional? Yet they said vids and had bad grammar, it doesn’t make it funnier, it makes it more confusing and it is just unnecessary and come off as (well at least to me) showing off, like “ooo here’s a joke but I’ve put in fancy numbers too make me seem smarter and show everyone I know how Roman numerals work”

  • @OhioStudiosOG
    @OhioStudiosOG 2 роки тому

    Plastic straws: 0.9% of ocean waste
    Fishing Nets: About 40% of ocean waste

  • @Wolfy_YT
    @Wolfy_YT Рік тому

    Beluga is part of my happiness too

  • @ak01890
    @ak01890 2 роки тому +243

    When Pablo is the protagonist you know there’s someone really bad

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 2 роки тому +41

      It's all fun and games until Pablo says: "Have a nice day!" to a male

    • @itzyaboii4204
      @itzyaboii4204 2 роки тому

      @@RGC_animation damn

  • @the_yurest
    @the_yurest 2 роки тому +507

    "straw?"
    "You'll end human race!"
    *_"It's a tube"_*
    Love it

  • @ReimondoCortexalotl
    @ReimondoCortexalotl 2 роки тому

    0:15
    Beluga: Can I have a water?
    King Edward the 15th: Your wish is my command.
    My boy Prince Charming working at Burger King and being the goat 😂😭💀

  • @staranimations6655
    @staranimations6655 2 роки тому

    Beluga is the best yall

  • @Charlie-fk4ly
    @Charlie-fk4ly 2 роки тому +422

    "Its a deadly weapon"
    For John Wick, Yes.

    • @reneford7409
      @reneford7409 2 роки тому +1

      Yep bc the normals aren't smart enough to make anything in their surroundings weapons, so ppl like me and John Wick are more likely to survive when it comes to survival c;

    • @sm0key42
      @sm0key42 2 роки тому +2

      @@reneford7409 dam bro you must realize that no one asked right

    • @reneford7409
      @reneford7409 2 роки тому +1

      @@sm0key42 they didn't ask, they stated it c:

    • @s1lentwraith160
      @s1lentwraith160 2 роки тому

      @@reneford7409 r/iamverysmart is the place where u belong

    • @reneford7409
      @reneford7409 2 роки тому

      @@s1lentwraith160 ???

  • @I_will_defeat_everyone
    @I_will_defeat_everyone 2 роки тому +144

    That moment when you need a straw but you don't want to tell the employee that he forgot something