Discord Nitro Speedrun (97.1% success)
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- Опубліковано 7 лип 2021
- Strategy 3 is dangerous.
Discord Nitro is the most powerful item in the world. Custom emojis, server boosts... and there is an easy trick to speedrun getting it for free.
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#Discord - Ігри
Subscribe and I’ll give you a cup of water :)
This man is literally Dream on Steroids.
yes pls
Epic
I need water
P
“We’re friends for life”
Step 1: Point out that he just friend zoned you:
Step 2: done
hey, nice pfp
@@Elou_________________________ Theodore alt 😳😳😳
Or just block him lol
Your iq is in the quadruple digits
100 IQ
Why pay for nitro when you can say uwu and have 30 moderators offer to hand it to you?
Here before this blows up
@@Randomvidsometimes ye
Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato
specially as a girl
.
3:41 Beluga being 19 but weight 31
Skittle being 6 but weight 300
The structure of this script is so dang good!!!! The plot twists give me nerd chills.
Theodore: "we are friends for life"
Me: Did he just friend zone himself for life..
I think he did
Lmaoo
@@jaypolas4136 dude I saw your reply 38 seconds ago lol....
I think he has been friendzoned so much that he subconsciously sees it coming
nightmare in life
I’m starting to see a pattern with these discord mods,
Lester: Gluttony
Pablo: Wrath
Pablo jr: Pride
Eugene: Sloth
Theodore: Greed
Ralph: Envy
Now we just need Lust even though they all kinda have lust.
Brilliant 💖
What about Lester?
@@Creamed_Corn_INC. Lester could be pride?
What about Ralph
@@cozycottage5069 envy, he banned beluga when "skittle Chan" showed interest
Hey Beluga I got an idea for your next video, "Never Use An invisible Profile Picture...."
Hey i have an idea take Theodore into your videos again
@@unknown-qg2qj W idea!
bro wut beluga alr posted it
@@WolfleNotHarry r/whoosh
@@WolfleNotHarry r/woosh
Theodore was forgotten since this vid...
Theodore looks like he wants to sell me some KFC.
Ooh verified
Mmmmm
hey verified channel
I swear dude
How is Minecraft you tuber here????!!!
Theodore: "You're mine now you sussy imposter"
Beluga: _Send halp pls_
@Jo Amon No.
@@fizzco3373 uwu😂😂😂😂
I was honestly thinking "I stepped on a lego" would be enough to win him over.
I love how Beluga was first reported near a common black volcano. That my friend, it the sign of a legend.
Edit: Hol' up, both him and Skittle were last seen in Mexic-
Beluga: Nitro is expensive but VPN isn't
Lmao
Beluga its 1million sub pov
@@erenasver Y e s
Bruyhhh
LMFAO
I can't believe I'm actually invested in the lore now
THE BELUGA LORE TOOK A HECK OF A TURN
And yet skittle still missing
Facebook mom incoming
@@walter3198 *SEND THE MINION NUKES!*
Rip theodore
Theodore: 2 years later, Makes Beluga 100% bald. 😂
Everyones talking about him buying a VPN to get nitro even tho VPN is more expensive, can we talk about Theodore finding his adress even tho he had a VPN
lol bro
Theodore is a glowie. Everyone knows that only glowies are Discord mods.
he paid a hacker
Yeah
@@zombs0 U can't hack a person with a vpn
Good ending: The one on the door was belugas mom and Theodore actually went to Asia cause of the vpn
lmao
so his mom killed him?!?!?!?!?
@@ratkiller6237 beluwuga
Yo, that'd a perfect ad for NordVPN
And he went to my house
The origins of Theodore are truly legendary.
Omg its the forgoten theodore!!!!
"Strategy 2, Ask nicely"
Beluga: *Spam pinged Theodore*
Strategy 2 failed successfully
Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)
Lmao
That's nice alright
Wow it’s almost like that happened in the video no way
I see 666 likes when I see this comment 😭😭
I love how he spent $11 for a vpn so that he could get a $10 nitro
edit:now noone knows why there are so many people replying to me
edit:why is so many people replying to this and liked my reply just whyyyyyy im still getting them its been almost a year !
@@ianmkgaming4522 limo
@@ianmkgaming4522 lomo
@@ianmkgaming4522 lama
ligma
Beluga: speak to the Dicord mods
Discord mods: you will never leave!
Beluga: *become a girl*
Who came here to see theodore 😂
Me
me
*Buys nord VPN* "It's not about money, it's about sending a message."
I don't have money to buy it tho.
And it's also useless 😂
but how to the mod find him if he used a vpn.
@@orpezo hiw did the mod find him* sorry i had to.
its an investment for the nitro
"Strategy 2: ask nicely"
*proceeds to ping Theodore a hundred times*
COPY PASTE
@@aiden2151 PASTE COPY
@@allizacoml PASCO TEPY
@@dahiana2d5 TEPY PASCO
@@mistycredo4861 PYTE COPAS
Who came here after watching his new video?😂😂
ME
me frfr
me
Me,ahahah xDD
Me 😂
Theodore would not make another appearance until being forgotten 2 years later.
Beluga: does literally anything
Discord mod: *so you've chosen death*
Wow a verified account with 1 like....man I'm early
true
Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato
@@Plasmicballs No one can disagree with that.
Fi
This story’s plot line is thicker than any Netflix show I’ve seen
I disagree
@@me789. i agree
It’s thicker then my cat
this can be said about a lot of things for example any anime lol
Netflix shows don’t even have plots
I am going through your videos to check if I saw everyone video
This is the only video I didn't see..!!
Nice video..
i love how there was a random picture of jimin when you spammed your keyboard into the search bar
This lore is intense, but Takis are SERIOUSLY intense!
ಠ_ಠ
Say it again
Ayo bro shaggy is here say it or he will end the multiverse
BRO SAY IT SHAGGY GONNA END THE MULTIVERSE!
Yeah
When you realise he friendzoned himself by saying "we are friends for life"
LMAO
XD
Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)
@@ZachzWinner Yeah I kinda hate self promoters
@@broahahn8086 reporters lol
Lol 😂
Alternative ending:
Beluga returns his name and rickrolled him.
i have a question about every video u post has this weird maze thingy also i love ur videos and i subbed already and liked i also want to be in one of your stories also keep making new videos!
The Discord mods, sorted by weight:
Ralph < Pablo < Eugene < Lester < THEODORE GAWD DAMNN
True
Is that also their rate for evilness?
@@Mike14264 yes, it is mathematicly proven that more fat means more evil. This only applies to discord moderators btw (and redditors 😳)
You've forgot Pablo. Jr
Boiiii
WHY DOES THIS LIKE ACTUALLY HAVE A STORY LINE ARE WE IN FROM SOME LORE?
Yeah have you not been paying attention?
Yea man ofc. That's why homie skittle is missing. He sacrificed himself
@@illustriousme3172 rip skittle, my mans in Mexico 🇲🇽
So sad
Beluga: was reported missing
Also Beluga 2 days later: hello there
Theodore is back after 2 years
Everyone gangsta till Theodore says “ buttercup .. “
@Operator Pepe Yàgà the movie is not just titled "chipmunk"
@@afadidas100k9 we can make it named that. Never underestimate gen z power.... never.
@@GlitchBoo_ ok
buttercup
“strategy 2: ask nicely”
Beluga: **pings Theodore 10 times**
Theodore had some mercy for 5 more pings. Theodore isnt like Pablo or Lester
Hello fake I know tumh ladka ho hehe bhai yeh trick mere dost baht use Karter hai cate girl not cute psycho girls rock
@@cpp705 kid what are you saying
@@heyitsgray1762 you cant call anybody kid if you dont know their age
@@heyitsgray1762 hes speaking hindi and hes saying that "i know that your a boy not a girl i know this trick also my friend use this alot"
I love how he needs nitro while at 1:10 he has a 0001 tag so means he already has nitro
There's still a 0.01% chance that the tag was randomly generated, if so he is lucky (unless he actually has nitro)
@@JJroyalblue theres no tag anymore
@@ElghisY yup. Unless you still haven't updated it yet
Damn, first we lost skittle now beluga... *finishes loading M4*
"Sweetie. I'm a Discord Mod. I make millions."
Theodore isn't afraid to flex his earnings I see
Did you not hear he makes millions?🤑
Oh this is the first time I saw your comment with 1 min ago
@@Android-fo3tk hi android 16
here
this is better than being early to a video
Me: Litteraly just started watching the video
Theodore: *GET OUT*
You asked for UA-cam Premium
@@ThatRad Premium My Pennsylvanian Behind.
Just Use Vanced.
666 likes watf
Do what the god says
Beluga: *Has the money to buy nitro*
Also Beluga: *Buys Nord VPN which is around the same cost as nitro*
Mod: You need Nitro.
Beluga: But I don't have money.
Mod: It's treason... Then...
Beluga: dosen't spend $9.99 on a nitro
Also Beluga: *spends $11.95 on NordVPN*
i just noticed that lol
IKR
@Pablo where is skittle,WHERE IS HE
Sponsorship?
@Pablo where is heeee?????
beluga: *thinks everyone is a simp*
everyone: simp for beluga
who came back after new vid
me
me too
Me
Everybody gangsta until his mouse works perfectly for once.
balls
@@DrChxrie pumkin balls
@@wokalukongluzuoaidiohoxikeowa Cool pumpkin balls
Wouldn't an anime boy pfp be more convincing?
@@cultsy1x warm balls
*buys VPN for 11.95*
Discord nitro: *is 9.99*
*visible confusion*
That’s like saying, aww man I don’t have enough money for this. I don’t have $30! Lemme refill my gas for 45$ and grab the money back home……
Why would you spend money for emojis, server boost, etc, on Discord? It’s more about the value you are getting from spending your money on that.
It's per month tho
bruh my parents always do that
discord nitro is 9.99 a month though
"Let me add to your suffering." Thats timeless 😂😂
I remember when this came out. I'm still watching ALL beluga vids today (i watched all of 'em)
“Beluga was reported missing”
Wait so Theodore was gay the whole time?
Vengeance Kill for Betrayal?
LMAO
Bruh... didn't think of it that way lol
bi maybe 👀
When Theodore came up to the house, he was devastated that he wasn't a girl, therefore, we could only think of the worse..
*“dont “uwu” me.”*
Is the best quote I’ve heard.
YOU CAN HEAR LETTER TOO
Why yes it’s the best quote you heard, but it’ll be the last you’ll ever hear. (if you understand, it’s a joke.)
“Don’t ‘uwu’ me”*
(Sorry I had to)
He literally break through his Nord VPN shield
I love it how its like beluga doesn't have enough money for nitro but does have enough for a vpn
Beluga: Can’t buy 9.99$ nitro
Also Beluga: buys 11$ VPN
"9.99$ it's basically 10.00$"
@@Goetaxd bruh
@@Goetaxd u ruined the joke :D
You can opt out server boost and only pay like $5 for Nitro lel
VPN is more useful
Theodore: My toilet is solid gold.
Beluga: 😍
we all know the toilet is worth all of Theodore's money
Sup mr subbot
Verified fish
Beluwuga*
Theodore is worth a toilet
Beluga you gained fast!congratulations on 6.9 mill thats amazing!!btw im a huge fan!
I don’t even know what discord is but your videos make it entertaining
He’s not just making videos, He’s curing everyone’s boredom.
Wow not like I see this on everyone’s videos -_-
@@zillasaiyan1m274 just means they’re entertaining lol.
@@veil9652 it’s just so annoying to see the same comment on everyone’s video
@@zillasaiyan1m274 So what? I just wanna say the truth
People who came here from Never use an invisible profile picture...
Me
Me
Me
And MEEEEE!
And me five
Wow you actually posted on my brithday which is july 8
The blushes after every sentence is funny.
HELP ME I FOUND SKITTLE
69 likes 😏
@@jazibmahmud2471 welp not anymore
I don’t know where but he got out of Mexico
That’s his id
The fact that he can buy NordVPN but not Nitro is believable enough to watch this series.
@snowie is Snowie a real channel?
Big sponsor
@snowie Are you real or a bot
@@TheEpicNoob no
XD skiitle, weight 300 omg
Nitro: $9,99
Beluga: Nope.
VPN: $11
Beluga: I'll buy it !
Hey beluga you might not know this but you just gained a subscriber
The power Beluwuga and Skittle chan hold is incomparable.
Shaggy
@@3xo0 they are talking about when he changes his name :/
@@3xo0 they meant their discord name
OMG STAY
@@pinkpalette uh they already got over the “name thing” if u even have braincells 😃
beluga: *rejects 9.99$*
also beluga: *accepts 11.95$*
Ikr
Copied
@@mamamia3659 who
@@mamamia3659 give
@@mamamia3659 a
WHO CAME HERE AFTER THE INVISIBLE PFP VIDEO
Me
Lol
Me
me2
Me
I find you just now,but I love your videos so much 😅❤️
Plot twist: Theodore is Pablo's alt.
I want to like but not to make the no to 70
Lol so tryee
Plot twist: we all knew lol
Duhhhhhhhhhhhh
Plot twist: Theodore and Pablo are killers
Everybody gangsta till Beluga uses forbidden technique: gender swap uwu 9000.
he just like me frfr
More like an identity change
Wow beluga's growing FAST you went from 1M to 3M to 6M
Beluga: Can't afford nitro
Beluga: Buys something more expensive than nitro to try get someone to gift
Beluga: Smart
Did you mean... Smort?
I like how literally every video is the same "pretend you are a girl" gig yet we keep coming back for it
The beluga formula:
Repeatedly zoom in on pictures of fat faces
Mods with passive agressive language
Pretend to be a girl
HE'S IN TOO DEEP
@@freakymoejoe2 I mean
I dont mind the zooming
but the resr kinda sucks
@@michallebel3236 its not exactly high art. The zooming is a little mean too. Those are presumably real people being framed as internet creeps because of the way they look.
I still laugh from time to time tho
@@freakymoejoe2 Nobody said it is. It's just the video's aesthetic. About being "mean": The pictures are supposed to portray a "type", not to laugh at anyone specific.
@@michallebel3236 doesnt really matter, since it is still pictures of actual people getting put in that type
I like how you couldn't afford Nitro but can pay for a VPN.
vpn useful nitro is a scam
Uwu
Nobody can “afford” nitro because nobody wants nitro
most likely these videos are staged, if you see a little bit of his videos it's basically the same... not sure why these show up in my watch list they're.... not funny
@@mictos7705 its meant be obviously staged dude. r/wooosh that went right over your head.
This is the first vedio i watched on beluga's channel
Skittle and beluga: Missing
Me: uhh how did this happen?
“We’re friends for life.” Up side is he friendzoned himself, so that’s good.
epic
lmao
400th like :)
666th like bro Xdd
Tru
Beluga: "they need to be able to support a family"
Theodore: *elon musk noises intensify*
here is the code from 1:13 11163711e0c8931646a41d566ddr-800-1605v2_uhq lol its real
?ban @@RandomGuy-dv7ju TikTok
?ban @Random poland guy test
?mute @Doggo Chan
"*rawr* (I'm a girl)"
got me dying bro
Beluga: can't buy nitro
Also beluga: buys a VPN to get free nitro
The consistency is wild!
Beluga
Age: 19 Weight: 31
Skittle
Age: 6 Weight: *300*
Skittle be .1 taller tho
f a t
It’s probably the space suit that makes him heavy
Pls help 🙏🏻😭😭
Theodore
Age: 69 weight: 420
It makes me laugh, that he pays 12 dollars for the vpn but he doesn't want to pay 10 or 11 for the nitro XD
Lmao yeah
ah but you dont understand this is life time nitro, worth lots more than $12
should be easy to get more now that they live together
Discord nitro is useless he buyed vpn instead because it's more helpful
"It makes me laugh, that he pays 12 dollars for the privacy but he doesn't want to pay 10 or 11 for the ability to use custom emoji XD"
"we're friends for life"
fubuki: i raised that boy
“You need nitro, Sweetie”
Theodore=Pablo confirmed
Plot twist: the moderator is in Theodore Roosevelt’s lingeage
that's why he got all that mun mun
Jesus that's like If George Washingtons son was a simp
*lingeage*
@Shae Leslie wait wut.
@Shae Leslie I'm boutta head out
When is Ralph coming back?
Top 10 questions science still can't answer
a
E
ralph got demoted
idk man
How are you on every video I watch
I like the way you introduced the sponcer nord vpn
I love the addition of the Filan Flash Theme
beluga: can’t pay an 9.99 per-month subscription
also beluga: pays for a 11 dollar per month subscription only to get a 9.99 subscription
True lol
very cash money
Now he has nitro Subscription and Vpn Subscription😉
Stonks
@@PabloDanson hey! Pablo we miss you😭😭😭
The fact that "BelUwUga" blushed at the big mansion says a lot
Genshin.
@@ClaudieDays what?
@@ClaudieDays impact
@@asukalangleysoryu002 how?
Say what?
I love how VPN is more expensive than nitro but he buys it
I’m here after he made the “don’t turn your pro invisible” and Theodore said he was in one of his first videos
Me😊
how does he make discord feel like an intense horror movie lmao
Lolol
The characters, of course
I hate the dude
Whats the intese music called