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  • @Beluga1
    @Beluga1  3 роки тому +36636

    Subscribe and I’ll give you a cup of water :)

  • @Omma
    @Omma 3 роки тому +24599

    Why pay for nitro when you can say uwu and have 30 moderators offer to hand it to you?

  • @fiftyminutes
    @fiftyminutes 3 роки тому +1549

    “We’re friends for life”
    Step 1: Point out that he just friend zoned you:
    Step 2: done

  • @bengal1mapping
    @bengal1mapping 2 роки тому +53

    3:41 Beluga being 19 but weight 31
    Skittle being 6 but weight 300

  • @FelixSR
    @FelixSR 3 роки тому +5283

    Beluga: does literally anything
    Discord mod: *so you've chosen death*

  • @HorseNuggets
    @HorseNuggets 3 роки тому +1671

    The Discord mods, sorted by weight:
    Ralph < Pablo < Eugene < Lester < THEODORE GAWD DAMNN

    • @Palpatine420
      @Palpatine420 3 роки тому +6

      True

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 3 роки тому +27

      Is that also their rate for evilness?

    • @Foxxey
      @Foxxey 3 роки тому +66

      @@Mike14264 yes, it is mathematicly proven that more fat means more evil. This only applies to discord moderators btw (and redditors 😳)

    • @whiskey2-492
      @whiskey2-492 3 роки тому +26

      You've forgot Pablo. Jr

    • @senpai515
      @senpai515 3 роки тому

      Boiiii

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +6235

    "Sweetie. I'm a Discord Mod. I make millions."
    Theodore isn't afraid to flex his earnings I see

  • @gyropizzamozzarella1012
    @gyropizzamozzarella1012 8 місяців тому +29

    Theodore was forgotten since this vid...

  • @CastleArcade1
    @CastleArcade1 3 роки тому +650

    I can't believe I'm actually invested in the lore now

  • @vanillaextract9190
    @vanillaextract9190 3 роки тому +701

    Good ending: The one on the door was belugas mom and Theodore actually went to Asia cause of the vpn

  • @lewis9s
    @lewis9s 3 роки тому +688

    I’m starting to see a pattern with these discord mods,
    Lester: Gluttony
    Pablo: Wrath
    Pablo jr: Pride
    Eugene: Sloth
    Theodore: Greed
    Ralph: Envy
    Now we just need Lust even though they all kinda have lust.

    • @zoezzzarko1117
      @zoezzzarko1117 3 роки тому +13

      Brilliant 💖

    • @Creamed_Corn_INC.
      @Creamed_Corn_INC. 3 роки тому +18

      What about Lester?

    • @cozycottage5069
      @cozycottage5069 3 роки тому +18

      @@Creamed_Corn_INC. Lester could be pride?

    • @ybs1527
      @ybs1527 3 роки тому +1

      What about Ralph

    • @dazcarrr
      @dazcarrr 3 роки тому +18

      @@cozycottage5069 envy, he banned beluga when "skittle Chan" showed interest

  • @00Noontide
    @00Noontide 3 роки тому +120

    The structure of this script is so dang good!!!! The plot twists give me nerd chills.

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 3 роки тому +3397

    I just saw Beluga once and now I'm really addicted to his videos. Anyone else?

  • @isavel06
    @isavel06 3 роки тому +487

    Theodore: "we are friends for life"
    Me: Did he just friend zone himself for life..

    • @Necrosis-00
      @Necrosis-00 3 роки тому +16

      I think he did

    • @jaypolas4136
      @jaypolas4136 3 роки тому +3

      Lmaoo

    • @frazixofficial842
      @frazixofficial842 3 роки тому +3

      @@jaypolas4136 dude I saw your reply 38 seconds ago lol....

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 роки тому +4

      I think he has been friendzoned so much that he subconsciously sees it coming

    • @UnYou
      @UnYou 3 роки тому

      nightmare in life

  • @Jake-ln6rj
    @Jake-ln6rj 3 роки тому +4917

    I love how he spent $11 for a vpn so that he could get a $10 nitro

    • @ianmkgaming4522
      @ianmkgaming4522 3 роки тому +145

      edit:now noone knows why there are so many people replying to me
      edit:why is so many people replying to this and liked my reply just whyyyyyy im still getting them its been almost a year !

    • @sus6788
      @sus6788 3 роки тому +65

      @@ianmkgaming4522 limo

    • @greasemonkey9121
      @greasemonkey9121 3 роки тому +51

      @@ianmkgaming4522 lomo

    • @mustached9056
      @mustached9056 3 роки тому +47

      @@ianmkgaming4522 lama

    • @rafalrzeszotko
      @rafalrzeszotko 3 роки тому +58

      ligma

  • @skysinger7848
    @skysinger7848 3 роки тому +22

    I love how Beluga was first reported near a common black volcano. That my friend, it the sign of a legend.
    Edit: Hol' up, both him and Skittle were last seen in Mexic-

  • @Mogi-MC
    @Mogi-MC 3 роки тому +3675

    Theodore looks like he wants to sell me some KFC.

    • @NikiPg3d
      @NikiPg3d 3 роки тому +13

      Ooh verified

    • @whisksksk
      @whisksksk 3 роки тому

      Mmmmm

    • @duckboi7256
      @duckboi7256 3 роки тому +1

      hey verified channel

    • @pnutonium
      @pnutonium 3 роки тому +1

      I swear dude

    • @ZappEez
      @ZappEez 3 роки тому

      How is Minecraft you tuber here????!!!

  • @coracoons752
    @coracoons752 3 роки тому +2429

    This story’s plot line is thicker than any Netflix show I’ve seen

    • @me789.
      @me789. 3 роки тому +9

      I disagree

    • @bruh8545
      @bruh8545 3 роки тому +26

      @@me789. i agree

    • @golraggolnaz9575
      @golraggolnaz9575 3 роки тому +11

      It’s thicker then my cat

    • @gabisucksatlife9149
      @gabisucksatlife9149 3 роки тому +3

      this can be said about a lot of things for example any anime lol

    • @kaiba5271
      @kaiba5271 3 роки тому +9

      Netflix shows don’t even have plots

  • @ddiamond1572
    @ddiamond1572 3 роки тому +718

    *Buys nord VPN* "It's not about money, it's about sending a message."

    • @helenaborgespeixoto7598
      @helenaborgespeixoto7598 3 роки тому +6

      I don't have money to buy it tho.

    • @michaell.8687
      @michaell.8687 3 роки тому +1

      And it's also useless 😂

    • @orpezo
      @orpezo 3 роки тому +1

      but how to the mod find him if he used a vpn.

    • @zahraniatn2751
      @zahraniatn2751 3 роки тому

      @@orpezo hiw did the mod find him* sorry i had to.

    • @kvxtr
      @kvxtr 3 роки тому

      its an investment for the nitro

  • @iamnotjeff
    @iamnotjeff 8 місяців тому +28

    Hey Beluga I got an idea for your next video, "Never Use An invisible Profile Picture...."

    • @unknown-qg2qj
      @unknown-qg2qj 8 місяців тому +4

      Hey i have an idea take Theodore into your videos again

    • @iamnotjeff
      @iamnotjeff 8 місяців тому +2

      @@unknown-qg2qj W idea!

    • @WolfleNotHarry
      @WolfleNotHarry 8 місяців тому

      bro wut beluga alr posted it

    • @iamnotjeff
      @iamnotjeff 8 місяців тому +1

      @@WolfleNotHarry r/whoosh

    • @unknown-qg2qj
      @unknown-qg2qj 8 місяців тому +1

      @@WolfleNotHarry r/woosh

  • @tinhashi9067
    @tinhashi9067 3 роки тому +625

    Beluga
    Age: 19 Weight: 31
    Skittle
    Age: 6 Weight: *300*

    • @th_1337
      @th_1337 3 роки тому +18

      Skittle be .1 taller tho

    • @MSDOSMemes
      @MSDOSMemes 3 роки тому +6

      f a t

    • @dimitrifedorov6851
      @dimitrifedorov6851 3 роки тому +12

      It’s probably the space suit that makes him heavy

    • @devanshhh_a
      @devanshhh_a 3 роки тому +2

      Pls help 🙏🏻😭😭

    • @TheLiamster
      @TheLiamster 3 роки тому +9

      Theodore
      Age: 69 weight: 420

  • @Omma
    @Omma 3 роки тому +699

    Theodore looks like a visual representation of Pizza Grease

    • @TheSw33tRose
      @TheSw33tRose 3 роки тому

      Lol, i watch your vids

    • @dreamscat895
      @dreamscat895 3 роки тому

      meoww

    • @thefuturistYT
      @thefuturistYT 3 роки тому

      Ooo a verified commenter

    • @astroneural
      @astroneural 3 роки тому

      Wouldn't the visual representation of pizza grease be a picture of pizza grease?

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 3 роки тому +1

      @@astroneural What do you mean? This is the picture of pizza grease

  • @vedangrode809
    @vedangrode809 3 роки тому +2544

    The fact that he can buy NordVPN but not Nitro is believable enough to watch this series.

  • @Kat999xx
    @Kat999xx Рік тому +12

    I was honestly thinking "I stepped on a lego" would be enough to win him over.

  • @lolfoxmaster4870
    @lolfoxmaster4870 3 роки тому +785

    Everyones talking about him buying a VPN to get nitro even tho VPN is more expensive, can we talk about Theodore finding his adress even tho he had a VPN

    • @04.sripranavnagabhatla44
      @04.sripranavnagabhatla44 3 роки тому +4

      lol bro

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 3 роки тому +5

      Theodore is a glowie. Everyone knows that only glowies are Discord mods.

    • @zombs0
      @zombs0 3 роки тому +3

      he paid a hacker

    • @XoriasMC
      @XoriasMC 3 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @AllahMonke
      @AllahMonke 3 роки тому +4

      @@zombs0 U can't hack a person with a vpn

  • @Hieraldrich
    @Hieraldrich 3 роки тому +513

    Theodore: "You're mine now you sussy imposter"
    Beluga: _Send halp pls_

  • @MohawkMan
    @MohawkMan 8 місяців тому +7

    The origins of Theodore are truly legendary.

  • @widerplainers7725
    @widerplainers7725 3 роки тому +354

    He’s not just making videos, He’s curing everyone’s boredom.

    • @zillasaiyan1m274
      @zillasaiyan1m274 3 роки тому +5

      Wow not like I see this on everyone’s videos -_-

    • @veil9652
      @veil9652 3 роки тому +2

      @@zillasaiyan1m274 just means they’re entertaining lol.

    • @zillasaiyan1m274
      @zillasaiyan1m274 3 роки тому +1

      @@veil9652 it’s just so annoying to see the same comment on everyone’s video

    • @widerplainers7725
      @widerplainers7725 3 роки тому +1

      @@zillasaiyan1m274 So what? I just wanna say the truth

  • @mono3093
    @mono3093 3 роки тому +239

    WHY DOES THIS LIKE ACTUALLY HAVE A STORY LINE ARE WE IN FROM SOME LORE?

    • @Grizzy2023
      @Grizzy2023 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah have you not been paying attention?

    • @illustriousme3172
      @illustriousme3172 3 роки тому +15

      Yea man ofc. That's why homie skittle is missing. He sacrificed himself

    • @jamerszn
      @jamerszn 3 роки тому +9

      @@illustriousme3172 rip skittle, my mans in Mexico 🇲🇽

    • @tsdbole1413
      @tsdbole1413 3 роки тому

      So sad

  • @DoggoDaOne
    @DoggoDaOne 3 роки тому +764

    Me: Litteraly just started watching the video
    Theodore: *GET OUT*

    • @ThatRad
      @ThatRad 3 роки тому +5

      You asked for UA-cam Premium

    • @JustJaidenism
      @JustJaidenism 3 роки тому +1

      @@ThatRad Premium My Pennsylvanian Behind.
      Just Use Vanced.

    • @erickedil6903
      @erickedil6903 3 роки тому +2

      666 likes watf

    • @thatnwrdcrkid
      @thatnwrdcrkid 3 роки тому +2

      Do what the god says

  • @massimofrate7247
    @massimofrate7247 3 роки тому +16

    Beluga: speak to the Dicord mods
    Discord mods: you will never leave!
    Beluga: *become a girl*

  • @MrBrightXCVI
    @MrBrightXCVI 3 роки тому +813

    Theodore: My toilet is solid gold.
    Beluga: 😍

  • @samq9111
    @samq9111 3 роки тому +741

    Everyone gangsta till Theodore says “ buttercup .. “

    • @afadidas100k9
      @afadidas100k9 3 роки тому +6

      @Operator Pepe Yàgà the movie is not just titled "chipmunk"

    • @GlitchBoo_
      @GlitchBoo_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@afadidas100k9 we can make it named that. Never underestimate gen z power.... never.

    • @afadidas100k9
      @afadidas100k9 3 роки тому +2

      @@GlitchBoo_ ok

    • @BoosterMoment
      @BoosterMoment 3 роки тому

      buttercup

  • @wetfrenchfries1809
    @wetfrenchfries1809 3 роки тому +2533

    Inaccurate. Everybody knows Theodore's net worth is $850,000,000,000,000. He also has a solid gold Lamborghini covered in diamonds that's worth $435,000,000

    • @lucy-qe3jv
      @lucy-qe3jv 3 роки тому +89

      he also owns bill gates
      guys let me apologize. i said bill gates instead of gill bates 😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

    • @RedstoneRangerMC
      @RedstoneRangerMC 3 роки тому +9

      @@lucy-qe3jv yeld

    • @LOE_XD
      @LOE_XD 3 роки тому +26

      Only 850 trillion?

    • @lucy-qe3jv
      @lucy-qe3jv 3 роки тому +4

      @M o o r a t 1 2 yrs omg i was so wrong

    • @Quandal3Dingl3
      @Quandal3Dingl3 3 роки тому

      Correct

  • @Tsarbloonba
    @Tsarbloonba 8 місяців тому +8

    Omg its the forgoten theodore!!!!

  • @pocketfulofposies-
    @pocketfulofposies- 3 роки тому +1723

    “strategy 2: ask nicely”
    Beluga: **pings Theodore 10 times**

    • @daanielrebonen6353
      @daanielrebonen6353 3 роки тому +12

      Theodore had some mercy for 5 more pings. Theodore isnt like Pablo or Lester

    • @cpp705
      @cpp705 3 роки тому +1

      Hello fake I know tumh ladka ho hehe bhai yeh trick mere dost baht use Karter hai cate girl not cute psycho girls rock

    • @heyitsgray1762
      @heyitsgray1762 3 роки тому

      @@cpp705 kid what are you saying

    • @mandown3448
      @mandown3448 3 роки тому +3

      @@heyitsgray1762 you cant call anybody kid if you dont know their age

    • @mandown3448
      @mandown3448 3 роки тому +1

      @@heyitsgray1762 hes speaking hindi and hes saying that "i know that your a boy not a girl i know this trick also my friend use this alot"

  • @mizzy4488
    @mizzy4488 3 роки тому +911

    "Strategy 2, Ask nicely"
    Beluga: *Spam pinged Theodore*

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 роки тому +2

      Strategy 2 failed successfully
      Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)

    • @BruhMoment-fh8zc
      @BruhMoment-fh8zc 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 3 роки тому +4

      That's nice alright

    • @aneek171
      @aneek171 3 роки тому

      Wow it’s almost like that happened in the video no way

    • @kritixonmobile
      @kritixonmobile 3 роки тому

      I see 666 likes when I see this comment 😭😭

  • @enderslayer99og
    @enderslayer99og 3 роки тому +470

    This lore is intense, but Takis are SERIOUSLY intense!

  • @Arena10Ghost
    @Arena10Ghost 3 роки тому +2

    Beluga: Can't afford nitro
    Beluga: Buys something more expensive than nitro to try get someone to gift
    Beluga: Smart

    • @numero57br
      @numero57br 3 роки тому

      Did you mean... Smort?

  • @Miqa.99
    @Miqa.99 3 роки тому +390

    When you realise he friendzoned himself by saying "we are friends for life"

    • @ascenjix
      @ascenjix 3 роки тому +3

      LMAO

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 роки тому +1

      XD
      Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)

    • @broahahn8086
      @broahahn8086 3 роки тому +17

      @@ZachzWinner Yeah I kinda hate self promoters

    • @enjei8903
      @enjei8903 3 роки тому +5

      @@broahahn8086 reporters lol

    • @kunikidaspookie
      @kunikidaspookie 3 роки тому

      Lol 😂

  • @mrsparky1530
    @mrsparky1530 3 роки тому +2804

    *buys VPN for 11.95*
    Discord nitro: *is 9.99*
    *visible confusion*

    • @MrObamium
      @MrObamium 3 роки тому +137

      That’s like saying, aww man I don’t have enough money for this. I don’t have $30! Lemme refill my gas for 45$ and grab the money back home……

    • @hrsuzz
      @hrsuzz 3 роки тому +59

      Why would you spend money for emojis, server boost, etc, on Discord? It’s more about the value you are getting from spending your money on that.

    • @harmonious_choir
      @harmonious_choir 3 роки тому +12

      It's per month tho

    • @inversebreaker9946
      @inversebreaker9946 3 роки тому +11

      bruh my parents always do that

    • @NclogicLMAO
      @NclogicLMAO 3 роки тому +3

      discord nitro is 9.99 a month though

  • @sunvieightmaster88
    @sunvieightmaster88 3 роки тому +876

    Beluga: Nitro is expensive but VPN isn't

  • @JieMa-e3q
    @JieMa-e3q 8 місяців тому +6

    Theodore: 2 years later, Makes Beluga 100% bald. 😂

  • @whnamyl
    @whnamyl 3 роки тому +1846

    Everybody gangsta until his mouse works perfectly for once.

    • @DrChxrie
      @DrChxrie 3 роки тому +3

      balls

    • @whnamyl
      @whnamyl 3 роки тому +2

      @@DrChxrie pumkin balls

    • @cultsy1x
      @cultsy1x 3 роки тому +1

      @@whnamyl Cool pumpkin balls

    • @Gustavo-po9bd
      @Gustavo-po9bd 3 роки тому +7

      Wouldn't an anime boy pfp be more convincing?

    • @cris.ae11
      @cris.ae11 3 роки тому +1

      @@cultsy1x warm balls

  • @AAvfx
    @AAvfx 3 роки тому +2029

    Best concept I've seen in a while. Very disturbing yet entertaining in a new way. Next level stuff! Well done 👍

  • @autumnaeri9619
    @autumnaeri9619 3 роки тому +3268

    The power Beluwuga and Skittle chan hold is incomparable.

    • @cookie73193
      @cookie73193 3 роки тому +7

      Shaggy

    • @Djhdhskjsjsizisissj
      @Djhdhskjsjsizisissj 3 роки тому +15

      @@Wildnolifer they are talking about when he changes his name :/

    • @birdlover8357
      @birdlover8357 3 роки тому +11

      @@Wildnolifer they meant their discord name

    • @pinkpalette
      @pinkpalette 3 роки тому +10

      OMG STAY

    • @kim-di3vw
      @kim-di3vw 3 роки тому +1

      @@pinkpalette uh they already got over the “name thing” if u even have braincells 😃

  • @Asiangamer_dude69
    @Asiangamer_dude69 8 місяців тому +2

    Theodore would not make another appearance until being forgotten 2 years later.

  • @cmejv
    @cmejv 3 роки тому +1368

    Beluga: "they need to be able to support a family"
    Theodore: *elon musk noises intensify*

  • @kelismaincharacter4925
    @kelismaincharacter4925 3 роки тому +1318

    “Beluga was reported missing”
    Wait so Theodore was gay the whole time?

    • @lightningbobz1123
      @lightningbobz1123 3 роки тому +31

      Vengeance Kill for Betrayal?

    • @will0wtr335
      @will0wtr335 3 роки тому +12

      LMAO

    • @sus6788
      @sus6788 3 роки тому +12

      Bruh... didn't think of it that way lol

    • @glitchyalex1054
      @glitchyalex1054 3 роки тому +5

      bi maybe 👀

    • @Blis-0WHATow
      @Blis-0WHATow 3 роки тому +26

      When Theodore came up to the house, he was devastated that he wasn't a girl, therefore, we could only think of the worse..

  • @watapak
    @watapak 3 роки тому +692

    Beluga: dosen't spend $9.99 on a nitro
    Also Beluga: *spends $11.95 on NordVPN*

  • @blackwater02
    @blackwater02 3 роки тому +2

    i love how there was a random picture of jimin when you spammed your keyboard into the search bar

  • @tsusususuki7691
    @tsusususuki7691 3 роки тому +1803

    "Strategy 2: ask nicely"
    *proceeds to ping Theodore a hundred times*

  • @S.O.SStudio
    @S.O.SStudio 3 роки тому +639

    The blushes after every sentence is funny.

    • @Goosea
      @Goosea 3 роки тому

      HELP ME I FOUND SKITTLE

    • @jazibmahmud2471
      @jazibmahmud2471 3 роки тому +1

      69 likes 😏

    • @S.O.SStudio
      @S.O.SStudio 3 роки тому

      @@jazibmahmud2471 welp not anymore

    • @Goosea
      @Goosea 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t know where but he got out of Mexico

    • @Goosea
      @Goosea 3 роки тому

      That’s his id

  • @comradekenya37
    @comradekenya37 3 роки тому +318

    This series is turning into a series of series events, such as the dreaded mods committing crimes

  • @ElghisY
    @ElghisY 2 роки тому +7

    I love how he needs nitro while at 1:10 he has a 0001 tag so means he already has nitro

    • @JJroyalblue
      @JJroyalblue Рік тому

      There's still a 0.01% chance that the tag was randomly generated, if so he is lucky (unless he actually has nitro)

    • @ElghisY
      @ElghisY Рік тому

      @@JJroyalblue theres no tag anymore

    • @JJroyalblue
      @JJroyalblue Рік тому

      @@ElghisY yup. Unless you still haven't updated it yet

  • @alphix266
    @alphix266 3 роки тому +1065

    Beluga: Can’t buy 9.99$ nitro
    Also Beluga: buys 11$ VPN

    • @Goetaxd
      @Goetaxd 3 роки тому +20

      "9.99$ it's basically 10.00$"

    • @arroba349
      @arroba349 3 роки тому +8

      @@Goetaxd bruh

    • @m1lkG0lD
      @m1lkG0lD 3 роки тому +3

      @@Goetaxd u ruined the joke :D

    • @chefsloth
      @chefsloth 3 роки тому

      You can opt out server boost and only pay like $5 for Nitro lel

    • @areism
      @areism 3 роки тому +3

      VPN is more useful

  • @maybelater4600
    @maybelater4600 3 роки тому +600

    if you guys dont know this guy was originally known for teaching people how to lucid dream, very odd that this i what he would be doing now. i like it though

    • @ghomariiisofiane2779
      @ghomariiisofiane2779 3 роки тому

      whats that

    • @Mrvsg20
      @Mrvsg20 3 роки тому +32

      @@ghomariiisofiane2779 it's where you dream but lucid

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander 3 роки тому +36

      @@ghomariiisofiane2779 You're aware you're dreaming and can control them.

    • @LS-qo6ws
      @LS-qo6ws 3 роки тому +9

      @@watchoutaggresivekirby2291 hey there, I hope I can help.. Where do I start hm. So if you try to lucid dream it's not good to tangle yourself around the thought to be awake in mind to lucid dream. This just makes it sow, at least as far as I know, that u don't really sleep at all you just kinda flow in deep Toughts wich can be expirience badly. Cause if you realise the situation but you don't know how to get out cause it feels bad, you feel something wich is described often as sleep paralysis. Anyway long story short. Just youse methods of lucid dreams that make you realise you are dreaming when you already are. That way you have none of the before said issues. I hope I could help. Ah and a lil advise, If u lucid dream try to not do it too much, cause dreaming is something essential to us humans cause we worke out problems that we couldn't work out at day, and this is just one of many processes happening while sleeping. If lucid dream your mind flows in a direction that u spontainlesly take, meaning that it doesent go along really well with the problem solving andclarity bringing properties of the sleep. So be careful. Wish u the best mate. And have fun :)

    • @soggyfriesz
      @soggyfriesz 3 роки тому +6

      @@LS-qo6ws did that even helped him lol

  • @iStealth.
    @iStealth. 3 роки тому +841

    I feel bad for beluga, anyone else feels like they want to buy him nitro?

  • @kamelingil
    @kamelingil 3 роки тому +6

    Alternative ending:
    Beluga returns his name and rickrolled him.

  • @najmaht.a.1314
    @najmaht.a.1314 3 роки тому +1244

    “We’re friends for life.” Up side is he friendzoned himself, so that’s good.

  • @molotovic2449
    @molotovic2449 3 роки тому +253

    *“dont “uwu” me.”*
    Is the best quote I’ve heard.

    • @23eli-_-
      @23eli-_- 3 роки тому

      YOU CAN HEAR LETTER TOO

    • @Spr_t
      @Spr_t 3 роки тому +1

      Why yes it’s the best quote you heard, but it’ll be the last you’ll ever hear. (if you understand, it’s a joke.)

    • @BigBlackMonkeyBoy290
      @BigBlackMonkeyBoy290 3 роки тому +1

      “Don’t ‘uwu’ me”*
      (Sorry I had to)

  • @BlessedSeal
    @BlessedSeal 3 роки тому +293

    Plot twist: the moderator is in Theodore Roosevelt’s lingeage

    • @katpottz476
      @katpottz476 3 роки тому +1

      that's why he got all that mun mun

    • @luislora8953
      @luislora8953 3 роки тому +2

      Jesus that's like If George Washingtons son was a simp

    • @cure5626
      @cure5626 3 роки тому +1

      *lingeage*

    • @luislora8953
      @luislora8953 3 роки тому

      @Shae Leslie wait wut.

    • @luislora8953
      @luislora8953 3 роки тому

      @Shae Leslie I'm boutta head out

  • @Menublol
    @Menublol 8 місяців тому +3

    Theodore is back after 2 years

  • @cholula1432
    @cholula1432 3 роки тому +300

    beluga: can’t pay an 9.99 per-month subscription
    also beluga: pays for a 11 dollar per month subscription only to get a 9.99 subscription

  • @WatermelonEnthusiast9
    @WatermelonEnthusiast9 3 роки тому +989

    "We're friends for life"
    He just friendzoned himself for eternity

  • @AgentKadir
    @AgentKadir 3 роки тому +899

    beluga: *rejects 9.99$*
    also beluga: *accepts 11.95$*

  • @samlicskingdom262
    @samlicskingdom262 3 роки тому +8

    He literally break through his Nord VPN shield

  • @luispars2799
    @luispars2799 3 роки тому +2423

    It makes me laugh, that he pays 12 dollars for the vpn but he doesn't want to pay 10 or 11 for the nitro XD

    • @misterlanternz
      @misterlanternz 3 роки тому +15

      Lmao yeah

    • @shadowdweller5094
      @shadowdweller5094 3 роки тому +53

      ah but you dont understand this is life time nitro, worth lots more than $12

    • @shadowdweller5094
      @shadowdweller5094 3 роки тому +8

      should be easy to get more now that they live together

    • @ugrnd
      @ugrnd 3 роки тому +19

      Discord nitro is useless he buyed vpn instead because it's more helpful

    • @benign4823
      @benign4823 3 роки тому +28

      "It makes me laugh, that he pays 12 dollars for the privacy but he doesn't want to pay 10 or 11 for the ability to use custom emoji XD"

  • @juststartingoff
    @juststartingoff 3 роки тому +463

    I like how you couldn't afford Nitro but can pay for a VPN.

    • @tom34234
      @tom34234 3 роки тому +15

      vpn useful nitro is a scam

    • @srijantanwar3245
      @srijantanwar3245 3 роки тому +3

      Uwu

    • @Danger11007
      @Danger11007 3 роки тому +13

      Nobody can “afford” nitro because nobody wants nitro

    • @mictos7705
      @mictos7705 3 роки тому

      most likely these videos are staged, if you see a little bit of his videos it's basically the same... not sure why these show up in my watch list they're.... not funny

    • @hack4fun131
      @hack4fun131 3 роки тому +17

      @@mictos7705 its meant be obviously staged dude. r/wooosh that went right over your head.

  • @Zee_Mikimaws
    @Zee_Mikimaws 3 роки тому +544

    Everybody gangsta till Beluga uses forbidden technique: gender swap uwu 9000.

    • @yosrrr
      @yosrrr 3 роки тому

      he just like me frfr

    • @Lyrite
      @Lyrite 3 роки тому +2

      More like an identity change

  • @KIKI_ouYT
    @KIKI_ouYT 8 місяців тому +18

    Who came here to see theodore 😂

  • @michallebel3236
    @michallebel3236 3 роки тому +269

    I like how literally every video is the same "pretend you are a girl" gig yet we keep coming back for it

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 роки тому +16

      The beluga formula:
      Repeatedly zoom in on pictures of fat faces
      Mods with passive agressive language
      Pretend to be a girl
      HE'S IN TOO DEEP

    • @michallebel3236
      @michallebel3236 3 роки тому +1

      @@Freekymoho I mean
      I dont mind the zooming
      but the resr kinda sucks

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 роки тому +5

      @@michallebel3236 its not exactly high art. The zooming is a little mean too. Those are presumably real people being framed as internet creeps because of the way they look.
      I still laugh from time to time tho

    • @michallebel3236
      @michallebel3236 3 роки тому

      @@Freekymoho Nobody said it is. It's just the video's aesthetic. About being "mean": The pictures are supposed to portray a "type", not to laugh at anyone specific.

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 роки тому

      @@michallebel3236 doesnt really matter, since it is still pictures of actual people getting put in that type

  • @saturatedpeanut9284
    @saturatedpeanut9284 3 роки тому +358

    I like how Skittle's missing poster says "have you seen this man" when the poster also says he's 6 years old

    • @gato_feliz605
      @gato_feliz605 3 роки тому +13

      exactly, he's a grown man.

    • @hazardcreeper5697
      @hazardcreeper5697 3 роки тому +8

      Weight 300 lol

    • @jamalfinglenut6026
      @jamalfinglenut6026 3 роки тому +5

      skittle is an absolute unit

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 3 роки тому

      At least it doesn't says have you seen this woman
      Now that would be sus

    • @urmomL
      @urmomL 3 роки тому

      That poster even said that he is not allowed on discord, because hes underage, LOL

  • @dak3042
    @dak3042 3 роки тому +2761

    Fact: Theodore is richer than Elon Musk.

  • @tabbyx9926
    @tabbyx9926 3 роки тому +2

    Beluga: *Has the money to buy nitro*
    Also Beluga: *Buys Nord VPN which is around the same cost as nitro*

  • @asukalangleysoryu002
    @asukalangleysoryu002 3 роки тому +889

    The fact that "BelUwUga" blushed at the big mansion says a lot

  • @mithunmn3698
    @mithunmn3698 3 роки тому +1366

    Fun fact: Beluga can buy nord vpn for more than 10 dollars but can't buy discord nitro for 9 dollars

    • @mikethe2238
      @mikethe2238 3 роки тому +7

      oh god

    • @evereshorts8396
      @evereshorts8396 3 роки тому +21

      𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘹

    • @rajkasera3920
      @rajkasera3920 3 роки тому +19

      If u didn't know u can get a free trial version of Nord vpn with a fake credit card lol

    • @imrevig7261
      @imrevig7261 3 роки тому +6

      I mean, if you ask me i would rather pay for a shark card in gta, buy the gaypressor and use it in pvp instead of buying nitro when it comes to the choice

    • @allisterthegreat6521
      @allisterthegreat6521 3 роки тому +5

      Honestly id rather buy a subscription to netflix or a vpn than buy a discord nitro

  • @acetheshoe7239
    @acetheshoe7239 3 роки тому +347

    Beluga: strategy 3…
    Me: lemme guess-
    Beluga: *becomes beluwuga*

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG 3 роки тому +5

      UwU

    • @oOOo-zk3xo
      @oOOo-zk3xo 3 роки тому +8

      I noticed the uwu in there-

    • @fim...
      @fim... 3 роки тому

      @@oOOo-zk3xo i noticed it in the video

    • @randomiser9713
      @randomiser9713 3 роки тому +1

      It's like a final form for beluga

  • @task-force9-7-87
    @task-force9-7-87 3 роки тому +2

    Damn, first we lost skittle now beluga... *finishes loading M4*

  • @animeking5068
    @animeking5068 3 роки тому +424

    I think nobody here is talking about the fact that BELUGA IS 19 BUT HIS WEIGHT IS 31 YET SKITTLE IS 6 AND HIS WEIGHT IS *300!?!?*

  • @Jtwoe
    @Jtwoe 3 роки тому +113

    Beluga: *can’t afford nitro*
    Also Beluga: *can afford Nord VPN subscription*

  • @Ak-fo6fs
    @Ak-fo6fs 3 роки тому +638

    struggle goals 😭:
    "I got 1 hour sleep"
    "I stepped on a lego"
    "My toast got burned"
    "My cereal ran out"

  • @TheMostHypestPerson
    @TheMostHypestPerson 5 місяців тому +3

    Lmao i'm here for theodore
    He came back in one of the latest videos after 2 years

  • @gaeunnies
    @gaeunnies 3 роки тому +496

    Plot twist: Theodore is Pablo's alt.

  • @infamousace6822
    @infamousace6822 3 роки тому +147

    "We're friends for life."
    Okay, so you see-
    *proceeds to delete account and move on to things other than discord-*

  • @sanfierropolicedepartment6706
    @sanfierropolicedepartment6706 3 роки тому +692

    Beluga: asks the moderator for money for nitro.
    The same Beluga: buys a new IP address.
    Why buy nitro if you can buy an IP address and deceive the moderator?

    • @SteveMutt
      @SteveMutt 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @wandoblx
      @wandoblx 3 роки тому +1

      My brother said i can get new potato if i can get 1k subs

    • @brandon_cai11
      @brandon_cai11 3 роки тому +12

      @@wandoblx stfu

    • @LeysnotLays
      @LeysnotLays 3 роки тому +3

      @@wandoblx nobody care, win your sub instead of doing this

    • @brandonjeffery8023
      @brandonjeffery8023 3 роки тому

      If you went around buying everything you wanted in life right when you wanted it then what's the point? Sometimes you have to work for the things you desire.

  • @MichaelSey-h9g
    @MichaelSey-h9g 8 місяців тому +7

    Rip theodore

  • @pobbofig2269
    @pobbofig2269 3 роки тому +266

    "We're friends for life"
    Uh oh, looks like Theodore is stuck in the friend zone

    • @Charlice6969
      @Charlice6969 3 роки тому

      Lol he finna be friend zoned forever lol

    • @zikkyheheh
      @zikkyheheh 3 роки тому

      the one thing he didnt think about

    • @Charlice6969
      @Charlice6969 3 роки тому

      @@zikkyheheh lol he finna break down once he finds out lmao

  • @GoldenNinja50
    @GoldenNinja50 3 роки тому +387

    Beluga: Talking without nitro
    Theodore: We don’t do that here

  • @drawde5762
    @drawde5762 3 роки тому +221

    how does he make discord feel like an intense horror movie lmao

    • @waffelo4681
      @waffelo4681 3 роки тому +2

      Lolol

    • @dan-us6nk
      @dan-us6nk 3 роки тому

      The characters, of course

    • @Dat_man
      @Dat_man 3 роки тому

      I hate the dude

    • @nga4031
      @nga4031 3 роки тому

      Whats the intese music called

  • @sosage6826
    @sosage6826 3 роки тому +1

    Beluga: Hey
    Beluwuga: h-hi
    Beluga: how r u
    Beluwuga: g-good "blushes"
    Beluga: ok
    "Beluwuga become mod"
    Beluga: U are god
    Beluwuga: "Beluga has been baned"

  • @habilucajericho
    @habilucajericho 3 роки тому +1548

    Theodore: Be my wife.
    Also Theodore: We’re friends for life
    He friendzoned himself.
    Edit: That’s a lotta likes. Thanks, I guess.

    • @RandomGuy-dv7ju
      @RandomGuy-dv7ju 3 роки тому +10

      here is the code from 1:13 11163711e0c8931646a41d566ddr-800-1605v2_uhq lol its real

    • @Logan-zf1ft
      @Logan-zf1ft 3 роки тому +15

      @@RandomGuy-dv7ju It is though, go to images and you will see the girl's picture which is in his discord pp

    • @sbw4
      @sbw4 3 роки тому +7

      Fubuki: no wife, friends!

    • @rileygunter9582
      @rileygunter9582 3 роки тому +1

      OH

    • @rusty3073
      @rusty3073 3 роки тому +1

      here’s ur 300th like

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 3 роки тому +114

    And now only one hero is left...
    PABLO has to save them

    • @i_love_memes5438
      @i_love_memes5438 3 роки тому +5

      PLOT TWIST

    • @fnafmaster_1
      @fnafmaster_1 3 роки тому +4

      DUN DUN DUN!

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 роки тому

      Pablo the savior
      Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)

    • @nxptqne
      @nxptqne 3 роки тому +1

      And lester and eugene xD

    • @justyouraveragecorgi
      @justyouraveragecorgi 3 роки тому

      What about Becky? Her minion memes possess astonishing power.

  • @dasherunstoppable5529
    @dasherunstoppable5529 3 роки тому +872

    Theodore: we're friends for life
    Lmao he really just friendzoned himself

    • @banan9432
      @banan9432 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah ur the only one who pointed that out but have legit no replies

    • @slothicc
      @slothicc 3 роки тому +4

      @@banan9432 someone else pointed this our, that guys has WAY more likes and replies than this one

    • @banan9432
      @banan9432 3 роки тому +2

      @@slothicc oh I didn't see

    • @chromaticfox2553
      @chromaticfox2553 3 роки тому

      BRUH XD

    • @vigi1antvort3x41
      @vigi1antvort3x41 3 роки тому +6

      @@banan9432 That's because bananas don't have eyes.

  • @mattysee159
    @mattysee159 3 роки тому +2

    I like how both skittle and Beluga went missing on April 25th, but for Beluga, right before it showed both, it said July 8th.
    🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵😎😎😎😎

  • @dust1293
    @dust1293 3 роки тому +1049

    "you're a discord mod, am sure you make millions"
    LMFAOOO
    Edit: yo 1k please go check the video I made about Gantz, appreciate it^^

    • @rhearandom338
      @rhearandom338 3 роки тому +31

      the discord mods watching:
      you guys r getting paid?

    • @gliderman9302
      @gliderman9302 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @Eclipse_luna
      @Eclipse_luna 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @vandemayo
      @vandemayo 3 роки тому +2

      I'm a discord mod for a regional gaming group and I've earned cash by companies paying me to promote their competitions and products so it's not all doom and gloom

    • @catwithahelmet961
      @catwithahelmet961 3 роки тому +2

      i am a discord admin and do not get a dollar :cc_sed: oh we r not discord sed

  • @lokineverdies7775
    @lokineverdies7775 3 роки тому +101

    Nobody:
    Me: *still waiting to find out where skittle is missing*

  • @wxn9173
    @wxn9173 3 роки тому +367

    Plot twist : this is actually NordVpn Sponsor

    • @xdzd-kd6fv
      @xdzd-kd6fv 3 роки тому +2

      where are replies?

    • @nathanielpatterson6963
      @nathanielpatterson6963 3 роки тому +2

      Not a good look for the VPN as his location was found..

    • @wandoblx
      @wandoblx 3 роки тому +1

      My brother said i can get new potato if i can get 1k subs

  • @ozgamerab8780
    @ozgamerab8780 Рік тому +1

    I like how Theodore didn’t accept Beluga, but he did accept a hot girl :)

  • @kylelin3661
    @kylelin3661 3 роки тому +129

    Beluga:
    Age: 19, Height: 2, Weight: 31
    Skittle:
    Age: 6, Height: 2.1, Weight: 300
    Edit: the stats are from the wanted posters