Discord Mod Speedrun (9.17 seconds)
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2021
- Strategy 3 works every time.
Discord mod is the most powerful position in the world. Full power, complete control... and there is an easy trick to speedrun it.
Twitter ➤ / beluga1000
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#Discord - Ігри
Subscribe and I’ll order you a footlong from subway :)
Lmao
A
I subbed
Bet
I clicked on the vid before I saw this comment
The fact that the "name transition" to a girls name is literally just adding "uwu" in there, fucking gold
Except he only added "wu". Clearly you're fleunt in English.
@@n1nj4l1nk I want to hate you for this
@@simsom4343 damn, 2 minutes ago
This getting recommended now...
@@simsom4343 giving into hate over something as inconsequential as this is a dark path. Keep fighting brother, embrace the light.
"Mod application is closed"
"I'm girl btw"
"so?"
True ending
That's literally every Discord server I've ever been in
@Jalso Caja have u actually seen predatory mods? Cuz i sure havent
More like "ok and?"
not at all. this is like Twitter simps. the guys looks like one
so?
im 13
hmm i change my mind
It’s amazing how this ONE SINGLE VIDEO has done IRREVERSIBLE damage to the ENTIRE internet…
Last thing of same magnitude was the instruction on how to make giant dad
The final strategy always works! 👍🏻👏🏻 And in that "I'm a girl btw" is the most powerful line. It gets everyone
Gets everyone? But not me of course.
You are white…
I once had someone in a minecraft PvP game say "please let me win, I'm a girl". I wasn't sure if I should go along with it or not... and then gravity decided for me and I fell off into the void and died. So it worked.
When he said "Sandwich boy" should've just said "Sandwich girl actually" this would be way faster to get mod
Glad we have people to formulate better speedrun strategies in this community
Thank you for your contribution to the next speedrun.
I sincerly thanks thou For inventing thou teqniuqe of trickery and pure reavenge i shalt name you Sir Primystery the 3rd(cuz it sounds cool) (i have used too much english time to hibernate see yall :v)
The ID says Male. That wouldn't work
ohh the reply forced glitch. I like that
"Listen here, Sandwich Boy."
Is probably the most powerful phrase that I've ever read
I really didn't know that such a powerful , mind blowing phrase existed 🤣
why can i hear thanos saying that? 😂😭
WTF😹🤣
More like kratos saying that..
For real
You see, Pablo is actually a nice guy who really wants to make his server gets better and he is just scared of Beluga to ruin his server, unlike Lester, He is the only villain and also even tried to kidnapped people and trapped them inside their mind.
Oh he's certainly a "nice guy"
If "nice guy" = simp neckbeard, then yes he seems to be one.
le supreme gentleman
i agree but pablo is up his ass
Fun Fact:- Beluga's bed time is 7 pm but he's also online 10.56 pm
“Listen here sandwhich boy” made me shiver, the power behind that line was extraordinary.
ikr
ikr
Ikr
It's like the equivalent of 'Listen here, you little sh*t' LMAOOOOOOO
That dude was a legally certified simp
" i have all day"
" i can tell" LMAO THAT CRACKED ME
I don't get it. explain. please?
.
@@wilbursoot8937 Pablo's profile picture kinda makes it look like they might be the type of person to spend most of their day eating, sleeping, and just being on the enternet, or something like that I guess..
This would result in them having plenty of less important time to spare conversing with someone.
@@wilbursoot8937 just by virtue of him being a discord mod means they have no life.
@@wilbursoot8937 i think it is meaning he has no life
This guy is speed running simp set seed category
2:08 this scene always gets me 😂😂
"I can tell lol" had me dying
"Applications are closed."
"I'm a girl btw"
"I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement..."
Logan pall
Bro I hate shaving every single day, trust me you've got it lucky 😔🤙
I believe I have done a mistake. I would like to apologize for the embarrassing action I have done.
@@crispy9985 d£@d body in forest
What's the name of the soundtracks?
The "I'm a girl btw" card is even more powerful if you're actually a girl
I like your name
It may cause problems tho
@@masstrash4609 yeah, I didn't know there are so many mentally deranged people
Wow didn’t expect you here Wilbur foot
Send pic or you gay
Music from 1:35 is called "Voice of Prayer" by Noel Malekar
You absolute diamond! It was driving me nuts!
I thought it was Halo
May you be blessed
Thank you so much 😊
"listen here sandwich boy"
"Applications are closed"
"I'm a girl btw"
"Exceptions can be made"
Idk why but putting these quotes together is funny for me
Mods putting a period after every end of message is so accurate.
Yeah, very accurate.
Crazy
Very true.
I don't tho and I'm the only mod
(on a server of 4)
True
“Exceptions can be made”
“Yay!”
“You are not one of them”
*The good ending*
Nice, beat the shit outta them e-girls
@@ezralee6050 beat em up! 😎
The TVA: 🧍
omg obi wan im a huge fan
*The sad ending*
Beluga's Power Level is really Increasing
1:42:
What’s this? Beluga is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Beluga evolved into Beluwuga!
"name the most powerful thing in the universe"
"Im a girl btw"
"I've taught you well indeed"
I wish that was that easy in different scenarios (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
i wish this wasnt fake but its too obvious. still funny tho
as a girl i can confirm i have unlimited power
@@missblue5701 limited*
@@MustacheDLuffy UNlimited
Why does pablo have a beard on his neck but not his chin
pablo
@@zen_boro yes
DUCKUS O
@@zen_boro neckbeard
Cus his name is Pablo
This is my first Beluga video i watched
I can’t believe beluga made such smart moves
"I have all day"
"I can tell" HELP I'M DEAD
R.I.P. 😓😕🤧
No bc if u were u wouldn't be able to type that
@@dontaiscursecount2609 your name says it all
@@wfuutfuu2116 yeah I'm trying to get r/whoooshed
@@dontaiscursecount2609 lol nice
"Listen here, Sandwich Boy." is such an uncomprehensibly powerful line.
incomprehensibly?
Then again, that might imply that you just can't understand the line.
Maybe a word like "unbelievably" would work better.
@@Nat_the_Chicken he said “uncomprehensibly powerful line” which would mean that the power of the line is incomprehensible. So although I agree that it’s not the best word choice, it does make sense in this context.
@@Nat_the_Chicken its is so Incomprehensible that he had to come with a entirely new word.
@@conorsullivan5846 I was originally trying to correct their spelling to something that's an actual word, and then realized that maybe it sounded like the meaning was different if I did that. But they actually said something like "uncomprehendably," and then in response to my comment, fixed it halfway... So... OK I guess lol
That's literally how Red Son Talks to MK in the Monkie Kid anime: "LISTEN HERE, NOODLE BOYYYY"
This channel is great lol how am I only just now finding out about Beluga??
I was head moderator in a server before, when I tried getting mod, strategy number 2 was relatable lol XD
The fact that his neckbeard is separate from his actual beard is killing me
Can't 👍 when 69 👍
Oh noooo
Hmm sussy
*you didn’t hear crap I’m from 800’s*
*im dead*
*in your mind you already see me AliVe*
*definitely not alive*
I noticed it after reading your comment 😄
What horrors have you made me see?
.
.
.
.
Now I cannot get it off my head, please help.
“Can you comprehend the power you’re asking for”
Bro he owns 31 servers lmfao
LMFAO
pablo out here with 78,451 servers
.
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
@@masonsaccount 82,561 servers man. he's still going
@@masonsaccount I thought he has 69,420
The amount of Discord notif sounds and me not checking Discord when they go off makes my eyes twitch.
omg!!!! beluga love your vids so much every morning watch vids and it is amazing!
*"I've won, but at what cost?"*
~Beluwuga
You’re everywhere
Yo thats the real dude
3rd
Here before a tsunami of replies
Justin Y again
"i speak fleunt english"
"im a bot tdeveleoper"
yes we can tell
yes
Yes
No
This power Goddam
I can confirm that, after subscribing (with all notifications, obviously), the exact footlong from Subway that I was wanting manifested on my table with a note saying that it was from Beluga
I would hire Beluga to be a mod. His Resume is very interesting
I died when he said "I have all day" and beluga typed "I can tell lol"
@Michael fleunt
Mark feely
@Michael he's from topojiah
"Listen here, sandwich boy." has so much power
pablo: what are you. beluga: an idiot sadwich jk
But only 2 comments😕
So true
Ikrrrr
He do be speedrun tho lol
I love the pokemon refrence at the start, it says "a wild beluga appeared"
A life of discord mod:
*yawns* “it’s time to get something to eat” *goes to the refrigerator* “oh I forgot there’s nothing” “looks like I eat all the food yesterday” “ehh let’s order something at IHOP” *30 minutes later* “hello sir!” “Here is your Cin-A-stack pancakes, Belgian waffles, and Thick N fluffy classic French toast combo,” “ uh sir, I you forgot something, I also ordered a large Pepsi, and a chocolate cake” “oh shoot, I think i forgot about it” “YOU KNOW WHAT, SINCE CAN KEEP UP WITH MY ORDER I A’INT PAYING *grabs food* goodbye and you don’t get off my property in 1 Miniutes I’m calling the cops” *turns on TV and eats food* *10 minutes later* “alright it’s time for work” gets on discord” “any girls here?” “ME!” “Aw your profile is so pretty” “as your so sweet” “wanna be my BF?” “OFC LETS FACETIME” “ok but show me a pic of you” “ok *shows a pic of him without a shirt on* “ “you look fine now let’s face time” *they face time* “HAHA SUCKER I GOT YOU” “WTF IM YOUR A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A DISCORD KITTEN GIRL? “IM BANNING YOU” “gosh why can’t I get any cute girls?” “Time for a new server” “can someone show me their feet? “EW NO *gets terminated* “ok that’s enough discord modding for today let’s order some lunch” “Hmm should I do McDonald’s, chick-fil-A-, or KFC? “Ehh I’ll do KFC” *40 minutes later* “ hi sir-“ “HOLD ON AINT YOU THE SAME GUY THA FORGOT MY ORDER? How many jobs do you work?” *3* “anyway here is your classic crispy chicken sandwich, large fries with Honey mustard, 8 piece chicken nuggets, large Dr Pepper, and 8 chicken little sandwiches, your total will be 30$ cash or card? “Uh sir, wheres my chocolate chip cake, and Mac N cheese, also I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich not a normal one “also I ordered a large Fanta” “my bad sir I forgot” “this is the 2nd time you forgot and I’m not paying *snatches food* “ let’s go on discord and eat” “ minutes later” “ok I only banned 100 boys but that’s enough” “and that food was so good” *3 hours later* let’s order the whole McDonald’s menu of Dunkin’ Donuts *1 hour later* “let’s check my weight” “250 lbs?” “Eh that’s better than last year when I weighed 287 lbs” eh let’s go to bed
(Ik this comment was dumb and unnecessary but it was fun to make)
lol
"listen here, sandwich boy." Dumbledore said calmly.
HARRY (overturns table) DIDYA (backhands Snape) PUCHA NAME (defenestrates McGonagall) INTO THA (shakes Harry's shoulders aggressively) GOBLET OF FIYAH?
Guomi, you have the most cultured subscriptions list I have ever witnessed.
@@gubbas6867 HOLY SHIT HE DOES, HE REALLY DOES
@@badpiggies988 funniest shit ive ever read
@@gubbas6867 That's a lot of Vtubers but since no Dotodoya I'm gonna disagree.
"I believe it to be... mutually beneficial
(to both parties)"
Very impressive indeed.
If only it was mutually beneficial to ONE party 😔
@@lucidnode hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Professional 🐈 meowww 😎🤣
Yes sir
Nice video baluga big fan from Japan 🇯🇵
"Hello, how are you? I am under da water, please me. Here too much rain."
“I’m a girl btw” is the most powerful phrase on this channel
Yea.
Agreed
Yupp
But still not as powerful as Dattebayo. Naruto fans will understand.
I'm a girl btw
“Sir, no offense, but I have experience at a *real job* ” I CANT-
Same I- 💀
I made a line of cocaine
-----
exclusive for the comment guy
lol
Listen here sandwich boy
YOU CAN
Very funny but the last punchline really killed me!
My man Beluga never dissapoints 😂
The dramatic zoom-ins on Pablo's avatar is too much for me to handle.
😳
😳
⍩⃝ ooo
😳
@PoonPortal Amosus
"I want...
Subway"
Man that reveal was the most epic thing ever XD
Excuse me, what's "Subway"?
Sooubway*
@The Eagle Beyond The Stars i see...thanks.
@@kim_dalhyun haha
@@Arctturius a fastfood
The dream speedrun music just fits this PERFECTLY
first ever beluga video i watched
“Do you even comprehend the power you’re asking for?”
It’s a discord server not nuke launch codes
It’s satire
I can't see the difference
Becomes moderator of military base
It has 666 like, I can't like this comment
@@04mmar This comment aged badly XD
I see Pablo has been educated in the school of Twitch Simpery
Wassup mustache
You again...
Hello non-mustache.
Man your likes are speed
WHY, ARE, YOU, EVERYWHERE!?
Best Subway ad I've ever seen.
Just used Strategy 2. Mod has been locked in. Thanks, Beluga ✊🏻☝🏻
Discord: Moderators can’t ban moderators since they have the same level of perms
E-girl: try me.
L moment
He underestimated the power of the e-girl.
So if you are a girl( even if it is fake) you can ban other Mods? That is some godlike level bs
@@Yokai_Yuri It's called affirmative action
Discord : You can't ban other moderators.
E-girl : i'm a girl btw
Discord : Sometimes... Exceptions can be made.
"Listen here sandwich boy"
That had me cracked up LOL
667th like ùwú
What’s a sandwich boy?
Is that yet another American slang for slave?
@@HITARIX correct
@@HITARIX you think slavery was exclusive to the United States?
@@ninarae3368 eww
The zoom at his neck after good evening killed me
"A wild Beluga appeared"
Me:I wanna be the very best
That no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my 'cause
I will travel across that land
Searching far and wide
Teach Discordmod to understand
The power that's inside
Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all, it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Discordmod, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you, Discordmod
You gotta catch 'em all
Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all
Pablo
Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all, it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Discordmod, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you, Discordmod
You gotta catch 'em all
Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all
Pablo
Pablo
Underrated comment
“Listen here, sandwich boy.” I dont know why but I couldn’t stop laughing at this part
Gives me "Wouldn't you wanna know Weather Boy?" vibes
Sussy boy.
How’s it funny?
@@asprinjuice8877 omg omg dude I lol so hard at that part and wasn't sure what makes it so funny but your comment made me realize.
"i can tell" is the best line in the video
The subtle zoom on Pablo's neckbeard kills me every. Damn. Time.
A shame the neckbeard isn't so subtle, mans really just asking to be made fun of
does someone knows the song ?
@@TheGooseman14 the we got him song? I think it's called "baby I'm yours".
@@Winslow19 oh he is definitely asking to be made fun of... he shaved his face into a literal target 🎯 🤣🤣🤣
At that point I think he is trying to look like a lion 😆
people really focused on snowie snowball skittle chan and yeeted skittle and beluwuga to the "not be used at all and be forgotten" realm
Imagine being jobless but still talking down to someone for working at Subway.
This is what UA-cam is for
Flawless storytelling
yo hawksnest why u here just play codm with bobby
ooc: you reek of oil
Selling this comment spot for 3$
My *REKOIL* guy is here!!
“I’m a girl btw”
Well shit, that’s the killer line.
G.I.R.L.
Guy in real life
@@joshuasusanto6626 you, are creative
AND IM NOT A SIMP
The worst part the profile pic of the “egirl” is underaged in the anime, so call fbi
The first ever beluga video I've watched.
Pablo: Sandwich boy.
Beluga: Ok
Idk why but the fact that he wrote “fluent” wrong just when he was complimenting his English made me laugh
it's a simple joke
fleuntiness in humor
LOL
Wait it's wrong
Oh you wrote it right
Thats the irony.
Ah yes Subway the most fine food for an E-girl
i mean subway's good ngl
I never ate at Subway but why not
Sg
Average american neck beard male natural habitat*
Girls does makeup at home and live at starbuck
First discord vid and it's a banger
“I want, subway.” ~beluwuga
Can you blame beluwuga? Subway is amazing.
I watched this entire video on the UA-cam home page with no audio.
Same lmao
What same!💀
Same 😂🤣
same its 1:00 am
Same
*”im a girl btw.”* - Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Edit: I'm actually a girl-in-disguise. I tested positive on being an E-grille.
I see we are both on the same side of UA-cam
I see we are man of culture
Top tier xd
Sun Tzu said that
LMAO
“I want… subway”
*boom*
I never thought I’d laugh about discord beef but here I am 😂
Fun fact: Pablo's pfp is the third result for the google search "neck beard"
so true.
Not me finding it on pinterest💀
Its 2nd for me
It was the first result for me lol.
What can I say Pablo’s a famous guy
Buckaroo, I ain’t fallin for that one again
oh hello mate
can i have mod i am girl
Whomst need thy mod assistant? I can suffice being a flesh-and-bone organism who has all the golden time in a world just to waste it at a chat room.
@@txser8122 Hello son
@@andromeda_va39OH SURE, what would you like to go out?
holy FUCK this was a high quality video. I'm turning off my Ad Blocker and watching it again god damn
This brings me back bro
"I have all day"
"I can tell" I would have just sent that lol
Same bro xD that shit had me laughing hard asf because I've done this shit before and they are always online
Dam I wanna be mod
"i'm a girl btw"
*Pablo kicks her*
_The true ending_
"Not for a Discord moderator."
@Kanye West 🤣🤣
@@manveersingh85 ok
*closes book* yeah, like that would ever happen
@@wuffalo LOL😂
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-
beluga ive been watching you since the beginning
“Listen here sandwich boy” I was dead side up laughing/crying on my bed and my sister was crying so hard with laughter
Mod: applications are closed
Beluga: I’m a girl
Mod: applications are open
LAMO
LMAO*
why did this non original crap got likes lol
*Beluwuga
@@akakagamingshowcases5964 fr lol we all watched the vid
“Listen here, sandwich boy”.
My graduation quote right there
at my graduation as i walked up to the stage i made machine gun motions with my fingers
My graduation quote: when life gives you sadness, yeet it out of the window snd try to ignore it as much as you can
WE GOT A RULE HERE ABOUT MAKING SANDWHICHES
XD
@@badpiggies988 mm america
Beluga is a great worker!
This mod had vibes of "I'm in control here!" "Do you FEEL in control?" *strokes face*
That majestic neckbeard 🔥
Weirdd
That's like having teeth on your head
Wtf an Asmr artist I must hear what you have...
!
Every asmr I hear I always fall asleep.
Well then thank you for the asmr!!
arigato gousaimas 😸🙌
@@richardandrews7265 chill down m8 atleast greet the checkmark man
"Sandwich boy" is such a simple phrase but is so powerful.
Lol
I imagine Pablo having kratos voice so when he says sandwich boy it hits
"wouldn't you like to know weather boy"
' l'm a girl btw' is the most powerful phrase of the world ( especially if you are a girl)
I still don't know what the heck did I just watch but made me laugh as hell.
I have to say something: a person whose avatar is a anime girl is most likely a male.
And if the avatar is a male then it's a girl. It's a proven fact
edit: I meant male anime character, not any male. And It's not 100% true, because there are some guys with male anime avatars, but in my experience most people with male anime profile pictures (or Varian) are girls.
@@LordGarlicBread nope
@@overrated2875 in a lot of cases it's true
There is def some truth behind this.
Hehe…
This is unbelievably accurate I'm shocked
i’m so sad, i got mod like this and I GOT IT TAKEN AWAY for being INACTIVE smh
Hence the likes...
@@avadakedavara6482 IT ACTUALLY WORKED?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
@@sorakh4119 100% works. Every single damn time 😔
@@TheBoyfriendOfYourWife Jesus christ
I didn’t know Beluwuga was older than skittle
That’s actually a beautifully constructed story
"Listen here, sandwich boy"
Never have more powerful words been spoken.
Same energy as “wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?”
“Listen Here, Drip Goku boy” never have so much drip has been spoken
daddy
"Amateur."
what was that, punk?
'im a girl btw': AMATEUR.
@@ArMentorLazada uh oh.
Pablo looks like he eats onion rings and barbecue chips downstairs in his parent's basement
He stores the oil in his chin
So you mean he's like every Discord mod?
Well, thats oddly specific
I dont think that is his real face lmao
R/rareinsults
this is where the legend started growing
exactly