Discord Mod Speedrun (9.17 seconds)

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @Beluga1
    @Beluga1  3 роки тому +63374

    Subscribe and I’ll order you a footlong from subway :)

  • @wutaday1222
    @wutaday1222 3 роки тому +10839

    “Listen here sandwhich boy” made me shiver, the power behind that line was extraordinary.

  • @Zero-rm7fp
    @Zero-rm7fp 3 роки тому +3990

    When he said "Sandwich boy" should've just said "Sandwich girl actually" this would be way faster to get mod

    • @garorade
      @garorade 3 роки тому +322

      Glad we have people to formulate better speedrun strategies in this community

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 3 роки тому +65

      Thank you for your contribution to the next speedrun.

    • @foxernia
      @foxernia 3 роки тому +9

      I sincerly thanks thou For inventing thou teqniuqe of trickery and pure reavenge i shalt name you Sir Primystery the 3rd(cuz it sounds cool) (i have used too much english time to hibernate see yall :v)

    • @KevinSiebert
      @KevinSiebert 3 роки тому +9

      The ID says Male. That wouldn't work

    • @hR-gw3re
      @hR-gw3re 3 роки тому +2

      ohh the reply forced glitch. I like that

  • @simsom4343
    @simsom4343 3 роки тому +10148

    The fact that the "name transition" to a girls name is literally just adding "uwu" in there, fucking gold

    • @n1nj4l1nk
      @n1nj4l1nk 3 роки тому +373

      Except he only added "wu". Clearly you're fleunt in English.

    • @simsom4343
      @simsom4343 3 роки тому +281

      @@n1nj4l1nk I want to hate you for this

    • @iloveshalomharlow09
      @iloveshalomharlow09 3 роки тому +17

      @@simsom4343 damn, 2 minutes ago

    • @Ben-re5fx
      @Ben-re5fx 3 роки тому +8

      This getting recommended now...

    • @n1nj4l1nk
      @n1nj4l1nk 3 роки тому +48

      @@simsom4343 giving into hate over something as inconsequential as this is a dark path. Keep fighting brother, embrace the light.

  • @MsShaza123
    @MsShaza123 Рік тому +677

    It’s amazing how this ONE SINGLE VIDEO has done IRREVERSIBLE damage to the ENTIRE internet…

    • @herrdrizzt9547
      @herrdrizzt9547 9 місяців тому +24

      Last thing of same magnitude was the instruction on how to make giant dad

    • @xibalbalon8668
      @xibalbalon8668 Місяць тому +2

      What you mean

    • @nodrvgs
      @nodrvgs День тому

      😂

  • @pig.sensei
    @pig.sensei 3 роки тому +6133

    "Listen here, Sandwich Boy."
    Is probably the most powerful phrase that I've ever read

    • @krishjain154
      @krishjain154 3 роки тому +49

      I really didn't know that such a powerful , mind blowing phrase existed 🤣

    • @danaband2821
      @danaband2821 3 роки тому +41

      why can i hear thanos saying that? 😂😭

    • @thefirstsin
      @thefirstsin 3 роки тому +6

      WTF😹🤣

    • @TheSharko28
      @TheSharko28 3 роки тому +10

      More like kratos saying that..

    • @vladthedude7231
      @vladthedude7231 3 роки тому +2

      For real

  • @asianpenguin7120
    @asianpenguin7120 3 роки тому +3027

    "I believe it to be... mutually beneficial
    (to both parties)"
    Very impressive indeed.

  • @gracepig5809
    @gracepig5809 3 роки тому +9268

    Mods putting a period after every end of message is so accurate.

  • @whitelate4752
    @whitelate4752 2 роки тому +388

    You see, Pablo is actually a nice guy who really wants to make his server gets better and he is just scared of Beluga to ruin his server, unlike Lester, He is the only villain and also even tried to kidnapped people and trapped them inside their mind.

  • @CasuallyShort
    @CasuallyShort 3 роки тому +4663

    "name the most powerful thing in the universe"
    "Im a girl btw"
    "I've taught you well indeed"

    • @LovelyAngel.
      @LovelyAngel. 3 роки тому +31

      I wish that was that easy in different scenarios (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)

    • @MidnightMeka
      @MidnightMeka 3 роки тому +9

      i wish this wasnt fake but its too obvious. still funny tho

    • @missblue5701
      @missblue5701 3 роки тому +8

      as a girl i can confirm i have unlimited power

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 3 роки тому +2

      @@missblue5701 limited*

    • @missblue5701
      @missblue5701 3 роки тому +8

      @@MustacheDLuffy UNlimited

  • @goi8551
    @goi8551 3 роки тому +2920

    The dramatic zoom-ins on Pablo's avatar is too much for me to handle.

  • @randomperson-cq6lb
    @randomperson-cq6lb 3 роки тому +3527

    " i have all day"
    " i can tell" LMAO THAT CRACKED ME

    • @wilbursoot8937
      @wilbursoot8937 3 роки тому +19

      I don't get it. explain. please?
      .

    • @michaeljohnsonjr.8655
      @michaeljohnsonjr.8655 3 роки тому +174

      @@wilbursoot8937 Pablo's profile picture kinda makes it look like they might be the type of person to spend most of their day eating, sleeping, and just being on the enternet, or something like that I guess..
      This would result in them having plenty of less important time to spare conversing with someone.

    • @randomperson-cq6lb
      @randomperson-cq6lb 3 роки тому +58

      @@wilbursoot8937 just by virtue of him being a discord mod means they have no life.

    • @aiko.2390
      @aiko.2390 3 роки тому +8

      @@wilbursoot8937 i think it is meaning he has no life

    • @nugget8961
      @nugget8961 3 роки тому +2

      This guy is speed running simp set seed category

  • @Praajnitha
    @Praajnitha 2 роки тому +264

    The final strategy always works! 👍🏻👏🏻 And in that "I'm a girl btw" is the most powerful line. It gets everyone

    • @DarkSister-0
      @DarkSister-0 Рік тому +1

      Gets everyone? But not me of course.

    • @alexalex1251
      @alexalex1251 8 місяців тому

      You are white…

    • @willess1310
      @willess1310 6 місяців тому +5

      I once had someone in a minecraft PvP game say "please let me win, I'm a girl". I wasn't sure if I should go along with it or not... and then gravity decided for me and I fell off into the void and died. So it worked.

  • @LuckyTaaru
    @LuckyTaaru 3 роки тому +5818

    “Can you comprehend the power you’re asking for”
    Bro he owns 31 servers lmfao

    • @jazzyjazz6236
      @jazzyjazz6236 3 роки тому +26

      LMFAO

    • @masonsaccount
      @masonsaccount 3 роки тому +351

      pablo out here with 78,451 servers

    • @mynameisthis1364
      @mynameisthis1364 3 роки тому +105

      .
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you

    • @joe-op2gr
      @joe-op2gr 3 роки тому +45

      @@masonsaccount 82,561 servers man. he's still going

    • @MessyMein
      @MessyMein 3 роки тому +35

      @@masonsaccount I thought he has 69,420

  • @betabee1221
    @betabee1221 3 роки тому +3377

    "Listen here, Sandwich Boy." is such an uncomprehensibly powerful line.

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 3 роки тому +32

      incomprehensibly?
      Then again, that might imply that you just can't understand the line.
      Maybe a word like "unbelievably" would work better.

    • @conorsullivan5846
      @conorsullivan5846 3 роки тому +67

      @@Nat_the_Chicken he said “uncomprehensibly powerful line” which would mean that the power of the line is incomprehensible. So although I agree that it’s not the best word choice, it does make sense in this context.

    • @catwithsunglasses3949
      @catwithsunglasses3949 3 роки тому +23

      @@Nat_the_Chicken its is so Incomprehensible that he had to come with a entirely new word.

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 3 роки тому +10

      @@conorsullivan5846 I was originally trying to correct their spelling to something that's an actual word, and then realized that maybe it sounded like the meaning was different if I did that. But they actually said something like "uncomprehendably," and then in response to my comment, fixed it halfway... So... OK I guess lol

    • @nickvang7
      @nickvang7 3 роки тому +1

      That's literally how Red Son Talks to MK in the Monkie Kid anime: "LISTEN HERE, NOODLE BOYYYY"

  • @MagyarGaben
    @MagyarGaben 3 роки тому +5587

    "Applications are closed."
    "I'm a girl btw"
    "I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement..."

    • @crispy9985
      @crispy9985 3 роки тому +1

      Logan pall

    • @grifftimus
      @grifftimus 3 роки тому +3

      Bro I hate shaving every single day, trust me you've got it lucky 😔🤙

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 3 роки тому +2

      I believe I have done a mistake. I would like to apologize for the embarrassing action I have done.

    • @lovelybear-c1w
      @lovelybear-c1w 3 роки тому +1

      @@crispy9985 d£@d body in forest

    • @pfft3158
      @pfft3158 3 роки тому

      What's the name of the soundtracks?

  • @Syannnn.x
    @Syannnn.x 3 роки тому +97

    Fun Fact:- Beluga's bed time is 7 pm but he's also online 10.56 pm

  • @Smytguy
    @Smytguy 3 роки тому +4494

    “Exceptions can be made”
    “Yay!”
    “You are not one of them”
    *The good ending*

    • @ezralee6050
      @ezralee6050 3 роки тому +72

      Nice, beat the shit outta them e-girls

    • @frostedlambs
      @frostedlambs 3 роки тому +14

      @@ezralee6050 beat em up! 😎

    • @CM-wi2rd
      @CM-wi2rd 3 роки тому +2

      The TVA: 🧍

    • @magicalmemes5641
      @magicalmemes5641 3 роки тому +3

      omg obi wan im a huge fan

    • @-hooray-
      @-hooray- 3 роки тому +3

      *The sad ending*

  • @nicomar07
    @nicomar07 3 роки тому +3103

    Discord: Moderators can’t ban moderators since they have the same level of perms
    E-girl: try me.

    • @GodlyKamijou
      @GodlyKamijou 3 роки тому +3

      L moment

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 3 роки тому +44

      He underestimated the power of the e-girl.

    • @Yokai_Yuri
      @Yokai_Yuri 3 роки тому +5

      So if you are a girl( even if it is fake) you can ban other Mods? That is some godlike level bs

    • @Cowtymsmiesznego
      @Cowtymsmiesznego 3 роки тому +16

      @@Yokai_Yuri It's called affirmative action

    • @givrally
      @givrally 3 роки тому +66

      Discord : You can't ban other moderators.
      E-girl : i'm a girl btw
      Discord : Sometimes... Exceptions can be made.

  • @abisailaboy5778
    @abisailaboy5778 3 роки тому +7019

    "I want...
    Subway"
    Man that reveal was the most epic thing ever XD

    • @Arctturius
      @Arctturius 3 роки тому +40

      Excuse me, what's "Subway"?

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 3 роки тому +29

      Sooubway*

    • @Arctturius
      @Arctturius 3 роки тому +4

      @The Eagle Beyond The Stars i see...thanks.

    • @Arctturius
      @Arctturius 3 роки тому

      @@glorious_sunday haha

    • @zay1586
      @zay1586 3 роки тому

      @@Arctturius a fastfood

  • @jestekrytykie2155
    @jestekrytykie2155 Рік тому +33

    Music from 1:35 is called "Voice of Prayer" by Noel Malekar

  • @coderbunny5653
    @coderbunny5653 3 роки тому +3738

    "i speak fleunt english"
    "im a bot tdeveleoper"
    yes we can tell

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +73553

    I see Pablo has been educated in the school of Twitch Simpery

  • @Damo-hg5wo
    @Damo-hg5wo 3 роки тому +4838

    I died when he said "I have all day" and beluga typed "I can tell lol"

  • @TheTruePeoplez
    @TheTruePeoplez 2 роки тому +3

    3:13 Gongradulations on 28.9K Subscribers!! Hope you hit your fututre milestones!

  • @christianboustani8284
    @christianboustani8284 3 роки тому +8981

    The fact that his neckbeard is separate from his actual beard is killing me

    • @MisterFusion113
      @MisterFusion113 3 роки тому +24

      Can't 👍 when 69 👍

    • @BiggerR10
      @BiggerR10 3 роки тому +13

      Oh noooo

    • @Scre1mingcat
      @Scre1mingcat 3 роки тому +13

      Hmm sussy
      *you didn’t hear crap I’m from 800’s*
      *im dead*
      *in your mind you already see me AliVe*
      *definitely not alive*

    • @Abdullah-hc7il
      @Abdullah-hc7il 3 роки тому +16

      I noticed it after reading your comment 😄

    • @blueirondragon8059
      @blueirondragon8059 3 роки тому +35

      What horrors have you made me see?
      .
      .
      .
      .
      Now I cannot get it off my head, please help.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 роки тому +22447

    *"I've won, but at what cost?"*
    ~Beluwuga

  • @Duckus
    @Duckus 3 роки тому +39047

    Why does pablo have a beard on his neck but not his chin

  • @Cramped13
    @Cramped13 Рік тому +5

    A life of discord mod:
    *yawns* “it’s time to get something to eat” *goes to the refrigerator* “oh I forgot there’s nothing” “looks like I eat all the food yesterday” “ehh let’s order something at IHOP” *30 minutes later* “hello sir!” “Here is your Cin-A-stack pancakes, Belgian waffles, and Thick N fluffy classic French toast combo,” “ uh sir, I you forgot something, I also ordered a large Pepsi, and a chocolate cake” “oh shoot, I think i forgot about it” “YOU KNOW WHAT, SINCE CAN KEEP UP WITH MY ORDER I A’INT PAYING *grabs food* goodbye and you don’t get off my property in 1 Miniutes I’m calling the cops” *turns on TV and eats food* *10 minutes later* “alright it’s time for work” gets on discord” “any girls here?” “ME!” “Aw your profile is so pretty” “as your so sweet” “wanna be my BF?” “OFC LETS FACETIME” “ok but show me a pic of you” “ok *shows a pic of him without a shirt on* “ “you look fine now let’s face time” *they face time* “HAHA SUCKER I GOT YOU” “WTF IM YOUR A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A DISCORD KITTEN GIRL? “IM BANNING YOU” “gosh why can’t I get any cute girls?” “Time for a new server” “can someone show me their feet? “EW NO *gets terminated* “ok that’s enough discord modding for today let’s order some lunch” “Hmm should I do McDonald’s, chick-fil-A-, or KFC? “Ehh I’ll do KFC” *40 minutes later* “ hi sir-“ “HOLD ON AINT YOU THE SAME GUY THA FORGOT MY ORDER? How many jobs do you work?” *3* “anyway here is your classic crispy chicken sandwich, large fries with Honey mustard, 8 piece chicken nuggets, large Dr Pepper, and 8 chicken little sandwiches, your total will be 30$ cash or card? “Uh sir, wheres my chocolate chip cake, and Mac N cheese, also I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich not a normal one “also I ordered a large Fanta” “my bad sir I forgot” “this is the 2nd time you forgot and I’m not paying *snatches food* “ let’s go on discord and eat” “ minutes later” “ok I only banned 100 boys but that’s enough” “and that food was so good” *3 hours later* let’s order the whole McDonald’s menu of Dunkin’ Donuts *1 hour later* “let’s check my weight” “250 lbs?” “Eh that’s better than last year when I weighed 287 lbs” eh let’s go to bed
    (Ik this comment was dumb and unnecessary but it was fun to make)

  • @eliasbrook8991
    @eliasbrook8991 3 роки тому +6348

    “Do you even comprehend the power you’re asking for?”
    It’s a discord server not nuke launch codes

    • @viv5745
      @viv5745 3 роки тому +128

      It’s satire

    • @fimlviaquez3936
      @fimlviaquez3936 3 роки тому +59

      I can't see the difference

    • @bloodshed8241
      @bloodshed8241 3 роки тому +32

      Becomes moderator of military base

    • @04mmar
      @04mmar 3 роки тому +2

      It has 666 like, I can't like this comment

    • @rcarfang2
      @rcarfang2 3 роки тому +4

      @@04mmar This comment aged badly XD

  • @brokengoat4082
    @brokengoat4082 3 роки тому +2500

    Idk why but the fact that he wrote “fluent” wrong just when he was complimenting his English made me laugh

  • @Aidensan11
    @Aidensan11 3 роки тому +2926

    "Listen here, sandwich boy." has so much power

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero 5 днів тому +1

    I played EVE a lot and the reason mod or officer positions weren’t given easily wasn’t some weird power play but because of the risks…
    I would know, in EVE echoes I caused a large corporation’s entire discord to not only fall apart but then be deleted

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 роки тому +28246

    The ultimate discord mod speedrun is just creating your own discord server like a true chad.

    • @toruh4184
      @toruh4184 3 роки тому +417

      Hello Justin,are you good?

    • @么来呢
      @么来呢 3 роки тому +65

      hi.

    • @shiedz5500
      @shiedz5500 3 роки тому +169

      Industrial Society and it's future

    • @FleukYT
      @FleukYT 3 роки тому +73

      How does a Justin comment have like no likes

    • @anshulgandra1019
      @anshulgandra1019 3 роки тому +24

      Justin Y

  • @gatitoplatanito270
    @gatitoplatanito270 3 роки тому +5425

    “Sir, no offense, but I have experience at a *real job* ” I CANT-

  • @runawayterroristii3082
    @runawayterroristii3082 3 роки тому +8423

    “Listen here, sandwich boy.” I dont know why but I couldn’t stop laughing at this part

    • @asprinjuice425
      @asprinjuice425 3 роки тому +97

      Gives me "Wouldn't you wanna know Weather Boy?" vibes

    • @squ1rtle541
      @squ1rtle541 3 роки тому +5

      Sussy boy.

    • @Thankuforsubing
      @Thankuforsubing 3 роки тому

      How’s it funny?

    • @kristopherbm3
      @kristopherbm3 3 роки тому +3

      @@asprinjuice425 omg omg dude I lol so hard at that part and wasn't sure what makes it so funny but your comment made me realize.

    • @momomobobo
      @momomobobo 3 роки тому

      "i can tell" is the best line in the video

  • @Lailasinta513
    @Lailasinta513 2 роки тому +17

    This is my first Beluga video i watched

  • @tunamayo6209
    @tunamayo6209 3 роки тому +4928

    "I have all day"
    "I can tell" HELP I'M DEAD

    • @blvkecb1
      @blvkecb1 3 роки тому +18

      R.I.P. 😓😕🤧

    • @dontaiscursecount2609
      @dontaiscursecount2609 3 роки тому +20

      No bc if u were u wouldn't be able to type that

    • @wofuutofuu
      @wofuutofuu 3 роки тому +47

      @@dontaiscursecount2609 your name says it all

    • @dontaiscursecount2609
      @dontaiscursecount2609 3 роки тому +16

      @@wofuutofuu yeah I'm trying to get r/whoooshed

    • @wofuutofuu
      @wofuutofuu 3 роки тому +1

      @@dontaiscursecount2609 lol nice

  • @ElderyScorpion
    @ElderyScorpion 3 роки тому +4080

    "Listen here sandwich boy"
    That had me cracked up LOL

    • @ninarae3368
      @ninarae3368 3 роки тому

      667th like ùwú

    • @HITARIX
      @HITARIX 3 роки тому +17

      What’s a sandwich boy?
      Is that yet another American slang for slave?

    • @truelygreg
      @truelygreg 3 роки тому +3

      @@HITARIX correct

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 3 роки тому +7

      @@HITARIX you think slavery was exclusive to the United States?

    • @rasitrasit2169
      @rasitrasit2169 3 роки тому +2

      @@ninarae3368 eww

  • @frickjames4089
    @frickjames4089 3 роки тому +1711

    The subtle zoom on Pablo's neckbeard kills me every. Damn. Time.

    • @Winslow19
      @Winslow19 3 роки тому +18

      A shame the neckbeard isn't so subtle, mans really just asking to be made fun of

    • @TheGooseman14
      @TheGooseman14 3 роки тому +1

      does someone knows the song ?

    • @goldservo
      @goldservo 3 роки тому

      @@TheGooseman14 the we got him song? I think it's called "baby I'm yours".

    • @MyUncleWorksForNintendo
      @MyUncleWorksForNintendo 3 роки тому +3

      @@Winslow19 oh he is definitely asking to be made fun of... he shaved his face into a literal target 🎯 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 3 роки тому +5

      At that point I think he is trying to look like a lion 😆

  • @SamiLaToupie
    @SamiLaToupie 2 роки тому +5

    "A wild Beluga appeared"
    Me:I wanna be the very best
    That no one ever was
    To catch them is my real test
    To train them is my 'cause
    I will travel across that land
    Searching far and wide
    Teach Discordmod to understand
    The power that's inside
    Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all, it's you and me
    I know it's my destiny
    Discordmod, oh, you're my best friend
    In a world we must defend
    Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all, a heart so true
    Our courage will pull us through
    You teach me and I'll teach you, Discordmod
    You gotta catch 'em all
    Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all
    Pablo
    Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all, it's you and me
    I know it's my destiny
    Discordmod, oh, you're my best friend
    In a world we must defend
    Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all, a heart so true
    Our courage will pull us through
    You teach me and I'll teach you, Discordmod
    You gotta catch 'em all
    Discordmod, gotta catch 'em all
    Pablo
    Pablo

    • @cetas7838
      @cetas7838 8 місяців тому

      Underrated comment

  • @Develop3
    @Develop3 3 роки тому +5115

    "Mod application is closed"
    "I'm girl btw"
    "so?"
    True ending

    • @jayflow3745
      @jayflow3745 3 роки тому +52

      That's literally every Discord server I've ever been in

    • @Skylite420
      @Skylite420 3 роки тому +133

      @Jalso Caja have u actually seen predatory mods? Cuz i sure havent

    • @delxa270
      @delxa270 3 роки тому +22

      More like "ok and?"

    • @victorsalgado677
      @victorsalgado677 3 роки тому +4

      not at all. this is like Twitter simps. the guys looks like one

    • @zza191
      @zza191 3 роки тому +23

      so?
      im 13
      hmm i change my mind

  • @Mattrixx
    @Mattrixx 3 роки тому +7907

    I watched this entire video on the UA-cam home page with no audio.

  • @valenesco45
    @valenesco45 3 роки тому +5167

    This is unbelievably accurate I'm shocked

    • @avadakedavara6482
      @avadakedavara6482 3 роки тому +42

      i’m so sad, i got mod like this and I GOT IT TAKEN AWAY for being INACTIVE smh

    • @F_L_U_X
      @F_L_U_X 3 роки тому +2

      Hence the likes...

    • @sorakh4119
      @sorakh4119 3 роки тому +19

      @@avadakedavara6482 IT ACTUALLY WORKED?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

    • @TheBoyfriendOfYourWife
      @TheBoyfriendOfYourWife 3 роки тому +8

      @@sorakh4119 100% works. Every single damn time 😔

    • @sorakh4119
      @sorakh4119 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheBoyfriendOfYourWife Jesus christ

  • @Shak2k11
    @Shak2k11 4 місяці тому +1

    Wow that thumbnail line is also immeasurable powerful in actual job applications and interviews unfortunately

  • @guomi821
    @guomi821 3 роки тому +3366

    "listen here, sandwich boy." Dumbledore said calmly.

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 3 роки тому +68

      HARRY (overturns table) DIDYA (backhands Snape) PUCHA NAME (defenestrates McGonagall) INTO THA (shakes Harry's shoulders aggressively) GOBLET OF FIYAH?

    • @gubbas6867
      @gubbas6867 3 роки тому +37

      Guomi, you have the most cultured subscriptions list I have ever witnessed.

    • @koalasarecool7823
      @koalasarecool7823 3 роки тому +10

      @@gubbas6867 HOLY SHIT HE DOES, HE REALLY DOES

    • @Isaac-uk8rv
      @Isaac-uk8rv 3 роки тому +10

      @@badpiggies988 funniest shit ive ever read

    • @Honest_Mids_Masher
      @Honest_Mids_Masher 3 роки тому +3

      @@gubbas6867 That's a lot of Vtubers but since no Dotodoya I'm gonna disagree.

  • @StarlingASMR
    @StarlingASMR 3 роки тому +11157

    That majestic neckbeard 🔥

    • @MuhammadIbrahim-qf8jz
      @MuhammadIbrahim-qf8jz 3 роки тому +21

      Weirdd

    • @MuhammadIbrahim-qf8jz
      @MuhammadIbrahim-qf8jz 3 роки тому +148

      That's like having teeth on your head

    • @thefirstsin
      @thefirstsin 3 роки тому +17

      Wtf an Asmr artist I must hear what you have...
      !

    • @thefirstsin
      @thefirstsin 3 роки тому +5

      Every asmr I hear I always fall asleep.
      Well then thank you for the asmr!!
      arigato gousaimas 😸🙌

    • @kian4493
      @kian4493 3 роки тому +5

      @@richardandrews7265 chill down m8 atleast greet the checkmark man

  • @rento7835
    @rento7835 3 роки тому +1279

    Bel"uwu"ga. He uwu'ed his way to being a discord mod.

    • @fuck_youtube_handles
      @fuck_youtube_handles 3 роки тому +18

      And you all underestimate the power of UwU.

    • @kingdqm
      @kingdqm 3 роки тому +1

      @@fuck_youtube_handles um

    • @Conford
      @Conford 3 роки тому +2

      @@fuck_youtube_handles oh shiet

    • @floridaman2425
      @floridaman2425 3 роки тому

      The strongest choices require the strongest wills.

    • @ZeroKyle
      @ZeroKyle 3 роки тому +1

      @@fuck_youtube_handles noice lol

  • @ArdyKyronGaming
    @ArdyKyronGaming Рік тому +8

    Beluga's Power Level is really Increasing

  • @NoName-rq8ec
    @NoName-rq8ec 3 роки тому +14838

    *”im a girl btw.”* - Sun Tzu, Art of War.
    Edit: I'm actually a girl-in-disguise. I tested positive on being an E-grille.

  • @razorhighflyer
    @razorhighflyer 3 роки тому +3671

    "Listen here, sandwich boy"
    Never have more powerful words been spoken.

  • @TFM1976
    @TFM1976 2 роки тому +3

    i remember when pablo would appear every single episode... good times..

  • @HawksNestYT
    @HawksNestYT 3 роки тому +8557

    This is what UA-cam is for

    • @HawksNestYT
      @HawksNestYT 3 роки тому +90

      Flawless storytelling

    • @raymonesantos2355
      @raymonesantos2355 3 роки тому +30

      yo hawksnest why u here just play codm with bobby

    • @sho6413
      @sho6413 3 роки тому +14

      ooc: you reek of oil

    • @rustybolt_
      @rustybolt_ 3 роки тому +10

      Selling this comment spot for 3$

    • @Someone_38
      @Someone_38 3 роки тому +14

      My *REKOIL* guy is here!!

  • @tfortnose7085
    @tfortnose7085 3 роки тому +2261

    "I have all day"
    "I can tell" I would have just sent that lol

    • @marzexeternal1481
      @marzexeternal1481 3 роки тому +43

      Same bro xD that shit had me laughing hard asf because I've done this shit before and they are always online

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 3 роки тому

      Dam I wanna be mod

  • @Chickenbone037
    @Chickenbone037 3 роки тому +3604

    Ah yes Subway the most fine food for an E-girl

    • @olafim299
      @olafim299 3 роки тому +43

      i mean subway's good ngl

    • @noori2105
      @noori2105 3 роки тому +16

      I never ate at Subway but why not

    • @alejandromunoz8011
      @alejandromunoz8011 3 роки тому +2

      Sg

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai 3 роки тому +6

      Average american neck beard male natural habitat*

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai 3 роки тому +7

      Girls does makeup at home and live at starbuck

  • @Beij1ngCorn
    @Beij1ngCorn 2 роки тому +1

    "Hello, how are you? I am under da water, please me. Here too much rain."

  • @jxcc2053
    @jxcc2053 3 роки тому +1531

    “Listen here, sandwich boy”.
    My graduation quote right there

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 3 роки тому +13

      at my graduation as i walked up to the stage i made machine gun motions with my fingers

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy 3 роки тому +6

      My graduation quote: when life gives you sadness, yeet it out of the window snd try to ignore it as much as you can

    • @Honest_Mids_Masher
      @Honest_Mids_Masher 3 роки тому

      WE GOT A RULE HERE ABOUT MAKING SANDWHICHES

    • @danijellino1921
      @danijellino1921 3 роки тому

      XD

    • @JohnFartblast
      @JohnFartblast 3 роки тому

      @@badpiggies988 mm america

  • @PrimeGaming10
    @PrimeGaming10 3 роки тому +2127

    "Mod applications are closed"
    "I'm a girl bro"
    "bro?"
    *Beluwuga was banned from the server*

  • @foxbean4363
    @foxbean4363 3 роки тому +2663

    Pablo looks like he eats onion rings and barbecue chips downstairs in his parent's basement

  • @itz_vox1250
    @itz_vox1250 2 роки тому +3

    "If All Else Fails,
    Bring Out The Babes"
    - Beluga

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 роки тому +8594

    *This is a masterpiece*

    • @CatWafflez
      @CatWafflez 3 роки тому +21

      Wow Verified with very less likes
      Edit: time flies fast... the same for this guy getting likes

    • @Grimm_Lockwood
      @Grimm_Lockwood 3 роки тому +11

      Dang pathetic verified person.

    • @MuhammadIbrahim-qf8jz
      @MuhammadIbrahim-qf8jz 3 роки тому +6

      This is gonna get 1k+ likes before I blink

    • @Foxyy01
      @Foxyy01 3 роки тому +3

      Pedro é o Ray Mak Brasileiro pqp

    • @nopep5606
      @nopep5606 3 роки тому

      yes

  • @Jgreatfull
    @Jgreatfull 3 роки тому +11411

    “I’m a girl btw” is the most powerful phrase on this channel

  • @dinklebergswife6787
    @dinklebergswife6787 3 роки тому +4034

    The internet has gotten so down bad that I can’t tell if this is a sketch or a real encounter

    • @phatburger7622
      @phatburger7622 3 роки тому +187

      Was thinking the same

    • @salj.5459
      @salj.5459 3 роки тому +387

      Almost definitely a sketch

    • @ZM-dm3jg
      @ZM-dm3jg 3 роки тому +57

      it was never good. it was pretty much the same when it was invented

    • @TheTriangle444
      @TheTriangle444 3 роки тому +164

      It's a sketch that just summarizes what really happens

    • @nickcunningham6344
      @nickcunningham6344 3 роки тому +54

      I wanna say sketch. Doesn't make it any less funny or true tho lol

  • @ep1c878
    @ep1c878 2 роки тому +3

    I was head moderator in a server before, when I tried getting mod, strategy number 2 was relatable lol XD

  • @norsky7199
    @norsky7199 3 роки тому +2906

    “I’m a girl btw”
    Well shit, that’s the killer line.

  • @SqualingtonConstantine
    @SqualingtonConstantine 3 роки тому +1362

    "Sandwich boy" is such a simple phrase but is so powerful.

    • @jasdeepkaur6408
      @jasdeepkaur6408 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Axel_Rdz
      @Axel_Rdz 3 роки тому +1

      I imagine Pablo having kratos voice so when he says sandwich boy it hits

    • @banaanzxcvbnm
      @banaanzxcvbnm 3 роки тому

      "wouldn't you like to know weather boy"

  • @jetmirabdullai2077
    @jetmirabdullai2077 3 роки тому +2296

    This man is beating the UA-cam algorithm.

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 роки тому +7

      Fr tho I wish*I was this intelligent.

    • @austininfactwasnthere
      @austininfactwasnthere 3 роки тому +4

      I ruined the 69 likes

    • @kabronex9877
      @kabronex9877 3 роки тому +5

      He beats the algorithm better than I beat my kids

    • @sirusblack2789
      @sirusblack2789 3 роки тому +1

      I know this isnt related but who else thinks paul piercr and andre iguodla the goats and can beat karl malone lebron and mj

    • @austininfactwasnthere
      @austininfactwasnthere 3 роки тому +3

      @@kabronex9877 r/darkjokes

  • @RoccoSocko
    @RoccoSocko 2 роки тому

    There’s 3 types of people you will see on Belugas channel
    -anime girls
    -house pets
    -ugly dudes

  • @rroselandd
    @rroselandd 3 роки тому +12402

    The "I'm a girl btw" card is even more powerful if you're actually a girl

    • @kukukuki8297
      @kukukuki8297 3 роки тому +192

      I like your name

    • @masstrash4609
      @masstrash4609 3 роки тому +269

      It may cause problems tho

    • @hollischeblume6393
      @hollischeblume6393 3 роки тому +131

      @@masstrash4609 yeah, I didn't know there are so many mentally deranged people

    • @ImAPotato-
      @ImAPotato- 3 роки тому +22

      Wow didn’t expect you here Wilbur foot

    • @chrisdominguez5097
      @chrisdominguez5097 3 роки тому +37

      Send pic or you gay

  • @SmallMike69
    @SmallMike69 3 роки тому +3489

    That’s faster than the time I *intentionally* speedran getting broken up with

    • @ratlawyer4954
      @ratlawyer4954 3 роки тому +103

      @Cool Lemon how is it their loss, their partner couldve been abusive for all you know, they said intentionally for a reason

    • @rraylann
      @rraylann 3 роки тому +14

      @@ratlawyer4954 HE LITERALLY MADE A JOKE THIS COMMENT WAS A JOKR

    • @twoad7601
      @twoad7601 3 роки тому +5

      @@ratlawyer4954 it's a joke.... IT IS A FUCKING JOKE

    • @Hockey-gn2tj
      @Hockey-gn2tj 3 роки тому +2

      Do you were just being normal?

    • @AHersii2006
      @AHersii2006 3 роки тому +6

      This comment section is entertaining. please, do more. 🍿

  • @mk-gr3qi
    @mk-gr3qi 3 роки тому +4479

    Fun fact: Pablo's pfp is the third result for the google search "neck beard"

  • @helloamigo156
    @helloamigo156 2 роки тому

    people really focused on snowie snowball skittle chan and yeeted skittle and beluwuga to the "not be used at all and be forgotten" realm

  • @Anchor-Supreme
    @Anchor-Supreme 3 роки тому +3831

    I am convinced that every single discord mod looks exactly like Pablo.

  • @exyl_sounds
    @exyl_sounds 3 роки тому +5981

    Do a discord song speedrun next

  • @corruptmemory3179
    @corruptmemory3179 3 роки тому +4556

    "i'm a girl btw"
    *Pablo kicks her*
    _The true ending_

  • @StarlightLancer01
    @StarlightLancer01 Рік тому

    I'm surprised the FBI didn't arrest Pablo sooner for that facial hair.

  • @luniversbrahma1563
    @luniversbrahma1563 3 роки тому +10994

    E girl is more powerful than being a moderator. Confirmed
    The one thing that can ruin this comment is..... hah..
    Edit 1: omg guys thank you for the likes UwU i never got tis mweny likes OWO

  • @scaleneqdg
    @scaleneqdg 3 роки тому +2330

    Mod: applications are closed
    Beluga: I’m a girl
    Mod: applications are open

  • @hrnytinoker4146
    @hrnytinoker4146 3 роки тому +1201

    Pablo looks like he'd be good friends with Jared.

    • @mushroomboy3042
      @mushroomboy3042 3 роки тому +8

      Not Jared again- ✋

    • @zalipop5396
      @zalipop5396 3 роки тому +1

      Ohhh no

    • @joysidra
      @joysidra 3 роки тому +8

      Wilbursoot would like to know you're location

    • @mokucha.9264
      @mokucha.9264 3 роки тому +4

      @@joysidra I-

    • @mizullex
      @mizullex 3 роки тому +1

      @Strawbiee the one who took you away from him 😳

  • @antiquefuturistic
    @antiquefuturistic 2 роки тому +1

    The zoom at his neck after good evening killed me

  • @fondiscraftyt
    @fondiscraftyt 3 роки тому +1457

    mod vs beluga
    mod: can't make sandwiches
    beluga : can make sandwiches

    • @thefirebeanie5481
      @thefirebeanie5481 3 роки тому +19

      I think we know who is more capable

    • @IBL15
      @IBL15 3 роки тому +9

      Beluga ftw

    • @snailboi6902
      @snailboi6902 3 роки тому +5

      mod: doesnt own 31 discord servers
      beluga: owns 31 discord servers
      the evidence is obvious here

    • @Itz_Morning
      @Itz_Morning 3 роки тому +3

      that explains why he does sandwiches for a living, "he's" a women.

    • @IBL15
      @IBL15 3 роки тому

      @@Itz_Morning damn

  • @n64andabove87
    @n64andabove87 3 роки тому +1458

    "I want..." "Subway"
    Well the girl got her mind straight.

    • @ravio5868
      @ravio5868 3 роки тому +5

      Yes, "girl". Unless Beluga really is a girl, and the mod was assuming.

    • @interstellar.7297
      @interstellar.7297 3 роки тому +5

      “She” wants that footlong 😉😉

    • @Panzerschreck716
      @Panzerschreck716 3 роки тому +6

      @@interstellar.7297 except pablo can only offer a .0000001 inch long

    • @interstellar.7297
      @interstellar.7297 3 роки тому +5

      @@Panzerschreck716 exactly why subway wasn’t in his list of restaurants
      Gotta think a little bit faster than that man cmon now I had to explain the joke

    • @KaleksananBagusMassani
      @KaleksananBagusMassani 3 роки тому

      what "subway" is referring to?
      serious question btw

  • @HybridCalisthenics
    @HybridCalisthenics 3 роки тому +6073

    Pfft, good thing I'm nothing like PABLO.
    ... He can actually grow a beard :(

    • @krim9434
      @krim9434 3 роки тому +58

      @ARJUN RAJESH_IX_D_7 by any chance is his first name “Moe”?

    • @slik-0974
      @slik-0974 3 роки тому +94

      Did not expect to see you here. Have a beautiful day.

    • @hollybiblemnl
      @hollybiblemnl 3 роки тому +31

      have a beautiful day!!!

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 3 роки тому +31

      That is not a beard its a squirrel he glued to his face

    • @HockeyTrick01
      @HockeyTrick01 3 роки тому +2

      for a second i thought u were ksi

  • @andrewdenniskam2
    @andrewdenniskam2 2 роки тому

    I love the pokemon refrence at the start, it says "a wild beluga appeared"

  • @aneubeck4053
    @aneubeck4053 3 роки тому +1198

    Holy fuck I laughed so hard when he added the “wu” to absolutely seal the deal

    • @jerucells
      @jerucells 3 роки тому +5

      uwu

    • @napkin.4919
      @napkin.4919 3 роки тому +48

      @@Crawdoodle wow your intelligence is amazing

    • @StormTheSquid
      @StormTheSquid 3 роки тому +14

      @@Crawdoodle I think you're giving us a pretty good display of that fact right now.

    • @SandboxerSandy
      @SandboxerSandy 3 роки тому +11

      @@Crawdoodle It's a meme so it's fake bro we all know it's fake

    • @bubblesxd
      @bubblesxd 3 роки тому +6

      @@Crawdoodle You missed the fucking joke of the video

  • @Cruelriver
    @Cruelriver 3 роки тому +2891

    Imagine after he said subway he’s like oh good I got a friend who can get me a discount

    • @SomebodyThatYouDontKnow
      @SomebodyThatYouDontKnow 3 роки тому +29

      Well it suprised me he didn't recognized the username, like the only thing what was changed was profile pic and server username

    • @4tell
      @4tell 3 роки тому +69

      @@SomebodyThatYouDontKnow isnt it just a skit?

    • @SomebodyThatYouDontKnow
      @SomebodyThatYouDontKnow 3 роки тому +7

      @@4tell it probably is lmao but still, could be done better

    • @maitizaubert9977
      @maitizaubert9977 3 роки тому +1

      Well...I like your profile picture.

    • @Cruelriver
      @Cruelriver 3 роки тому

      @@maitizaubert9977 thx

  • @leohe6781
    @leohe6781 3 роки тому +4788

    I have to say something: a person whose avatar is a anime girl is most likely a male.

    • @overrated2875
      @overrated2875 3 роки тому +48

      @@LordGarlicBread nope

    • @LordGarlicBread
      @LordGarlicBread 3 роки тому +278

      @@overrated2875 in a lot of cases it's true

    • @tim2510
      @tim2510 3 роки тому +82

      There is def some truth behind this.

    • @beep4176
      @beep4176 3 роки тому +12

      Hehe…

    • @petrichorrs
      @petrichorrs 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @thehighlightreel4070
    @thehighlightreel4070 2 роки тому +1

    Just used Strategy 2. Mod has been locked in. Thanks, Beluga ✊🏻☝🏻

  • @generalzucc462
    @generalzucc462 3 роки тому +2707

    I can’t imagine his anger once he saw the words “subway”

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 3 роки тому +13

      Why?

    • @zynel413
      @zynel413 3 роки тому +91

      @@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx Because subway is considered to be the Jesus of Greek restaurants. It's revered amongst Greek people (who Beluga is).

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 3 роки тому +11

      @@zynel413
      Doesn't explain why someone would be angry about Subway.

    • @samara.morgan
      @samara.morgan 3 роки тому +96

      @@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx Maybe because Belugas previous character said they work there? I don't know.

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 3 роки тому +28

      @@samara.morgan
      Welp, I guess its already plainly obvious that "Pablo" is getting trolled by a guy roleplaying as a girl.

  • @vigulantic
    @vigulantic 3 роки тому +11120

    Buckaroo, I ain’t fallin for that one again

    • @kg14uk
      @kg14uk 3 роки тому +552

      oh hello mate

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 3 роки тому +1714

      can i have mod i am girl

    • @youraveragesub
      @youraveragesub 3 роки тому +244

      Whomst need thy mod assistant? I can suffice being a flesh-and-bone organism who has all the golden time in a world just to waste it at a chat room.

    • @vigulantic
      @vigulantic 3 роки тому +284

      @@kg14uk Hello son

    • @vigulantic
      @vigulantic 3 роки тому +473

      @@andromeda_va39OH SURE, what would you like to go out?

  • @Hieraldrich
    @Hieraldrich 3 роки тому +2161

    "Listen here you little sandwich boi."
    Sandwich Boi: "No, I don't think I will."
    Edit: 2.1k likes wtf thanks bois! Lmao

  • @wowmeme7309
    @wowmeme7309 Рік тому +1

    I didn’t know Beluwuga was older than skittle

  • @DaylightGaming69
    @DaylightGaming69 3 роки тому +4101

    Now where have I seen this one before?
    Nice little video, belUwUga

  • @angel404
    @angel404 3 роки тому +3476

    fun fact: this is Beluga's best video

  • @xHand
    @xHand 3 роки тому +1709

    Worst ending : pablo and beluwuga gets married and pablo finds out that she’s a cat

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 3 роки тому +73

      pablo finds out that "she" is a 50-yo male truck driver

    • @vedarovski4110
      @vedarovski4110 3 роки тому +13

      "So?"

    • @Yes-by6jq
      @Yes-by6jq 3 роки тому +1

      Even better

    • @xHand
      @xHand 3 роки тому

      wait how did this get so many likes

    • @xHand
      @xHand 3 роки тому

      @@soundwavesuperior6761 damnit im dumb should’ve thought of that

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry 2 роки тому +15

    I can’t believe beluga made such smart moves

  • @CorpseDollar
    @CorpseDollar 3 роки тому +606

    “Sandwich boy” is the rawest insult, nigh SLUR, you can call a subway employee

    • @callofabyss
      @callofabyss 3 роки тому +8

      IT DROVE ME INSANE ITS SO GOOD THOUGH I DONT THINK ID BE MAD

    • @BoomBrush
      @BoomBrush 3 роки тому +4

      "Wouldnt you like to know weather boy"

    • @GHKiwi
      @GHKiwi 3 роки тому

      Considering the shit they make at subway, being called sandwich boy is an upgrade.

  • @tollzee
    @tollzee 3 роки тому +369

    This is the most thrilling revenge action drama comedy conflict movie I've ever watched.

  • @zoart4758
    @zoart4758 3 роки тому +3352

    When he placed "UwU" in his name, my organs started bleeding.

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 3 роки тому +37

      ow my intestines

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 3 роки тому +48

      OwO what did you say

    • @davidpartyhrad4245
      @davidpartyhrad4245 3 роки тому +13

      So why do you have furry on you profile image. But understand I got heart attack and brain failure.

    • @lunarlamp40
      @lunarlamp40 3 роки тому +24

      @@davidpartyhrad4245 that’s a Pokémon

    • @davidpartyhrad4245
      @davidpartyhrad4245 3 роки тому +7

      @@lunarlamp40 Pokémon is also furry

  • @ak_the_gr8
    @ak_the_gr8 2 роки тому +1

    I love how he had just 28.9K subscribers 9 months ago, and now he has more than 7 million subs