This absolutely made my week. I've never seen this movie, but when I found next to nothing about it online -- I was hoping it'd be SBIG gold. And when Erin said, "I wonder if Jared is just laughing right now?" I totally was. Special bonus for the 'junk punch' screenshot to coax in all of those undecided UA-camrs. Thank you both!
You have excellent taste in fuckawful films of the VERY BEST kind, my friend. Thanks, Jared! And thanks to the crew here for sitting through this for our entertainment. Spiked eggnogs going out for everyone from me and my tiny companion, Quillemina the hedgehog. 👍🏼❤️🦔
Fun fact - The plot of this movie is entirely based on real events, about the time when my Dad (a lawyer), went out to buy a pack of smokes and was kidnapped into warehouse-based kick boxing competition. I miss you, Dad.
It's a subtle reference to The Dark Knight, You know the scene where Alfred tells the tale of how they had to burn down an entire forest to kill a single man. This movie is Deep!
it really was a great line, it made me laugh because its true, his chest hair looked like a brush fire lol. not a nice maine of chest hair thats just glorious to look at and touch.
Oh god! I've seen this movie! It exists! For years I thought it was just my mind having turned painful memories from childhood into memories of a movie.
i'VE SEEN IT TOO. I've been telling everyone abvout it for years. Even here on their channel. When I saw it, it was under the name "Deadly Heat". There are no downloadable strems og Deadly heat anywhere. Maybe this tittle does haver them.
When we saw the opening my husband immediately yelled, “Hey! That’s St. Louis!” Specifically, St. Louis’, Union Station. It’s an aquarium now! (He’s an STL native and rail enthusiast.)
That is the most enthusiastic “He’s coking up!” I have ever seen. A little disappointed Erin didn’t have her appropriate violence against giggles shirt as it seemed to be an important plot point.
When that drunk guy at the end of the bar has been telling the same story for years but it's been slowly evolving over the years from that time he got beat up in an alley to when he took down the entire criminal underworld. And Micheal decided it was his story.
11am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!! Haven't heard of this one, so new territory! And Happy New Year, Brants and extended SBIG!
Not gonna lie, the dude doing either Coke/Herion and going into a rage was so damn great...took 2 kicks and 1 JCVD/Johnny Cage uppercut to the sack and didn't flinch!
I was really hoping John DeHart would show up at some point and join in the madness. Happy 2023 Jason and Erin! I eagerly await every episode now, hehe!
Reading "A David Heavener Production" I was immediately sold. The Man is the embodiment of vanity projects! I made a couple of tribute videos for him lol Spectacular filmography: Kill Crazy, Lethal Ninja, Ragin Cajun, Twisted Justice… LEGEND 😂
@@JasonBrantEvery single one of them. He is a mullet wearing producer, director, lead actor, composer and singer in almost all of his films. Twisted Justice and Kill Crazy are insane examples of what he is capable of, in a bad way lol
I'm getting strong hardware store vibes from this one. The stack of empty pallets, the Full Flex TEC is a thin-set mortar you can get at Menard's. It's like they just saw Fight Club and somebody in accounting said "Hold my beer"
OMG!! I'm dying 🤣 I have had the shittiest start to the new year, but this just turns the tables. Thank you for the most hilarious restart!! It's beautiful I love it 🤣🤣🤣💗
It is no shock that the guy wearing all the Otomix gear was the kickboxer. Otomix was a massive martial arts supply company that was all over the martial arts tournament and kickboxing scenes in the 90s. There are some movies where almost all, if not all, the martial arts related characters wore their gear on screen at some point in the movie.
@@JasonBrant Another martial arts movie that might be a fit for you guys is called "Superfights." It is not as bad as this, but is a 90s martial arts cheese B movie (I do not want to give away too much). It even has Chuck Jeffreys in it, although his Eddie Murphy shtick is toned down a little (it is still there some though). It is hard to find for less than $90, but I found one place if it sounds like you might be interested.
I instantly recognized the building from the beginning! Thats Union Station in St. Louis! Used to be a massive train station (obviously) and now its a hotel and mall entertainment complex. The church looking part is the hotel.
With the amount of ball kicks in this movie, I'm starting to wonder if this movie was the inspiration for Master Ken's Ameri-do-te system of fighting. "And then remember as always to re-stomp that groin."
Honestly if your having a bad day your depressed feeling down, sit down watch an episode if "so bad its good" and everything is right with the world again! 😂absolutely hilarious😂
I think this was originally supposed to be a low budget bondage porno, but the women decided at the last minute the money they would get paid for the sex scenes wasn't enough, so they decided to go for the karate revenge angle.
That opening shot of the building was probably a case of either "We rented a helicopter for only 15 minutes and this was the best shot we could get in that time," or "We didn't realize that we were almost out of film when we went up in the helicopter. This was the only shot we got, and we can't afford to rent the chopper again."
The opening is union Station in st louis Missouri. It's an aquarium and hotel now. But it used to be a mall. We went to the hooters there after every cardinals game.
0:08 It never ceases to amaze me how all of these Vanity projects and NO ONE PRACTICES TRIGGER DISCIPLINE. IT REALLY ISN'T THAT HARD. I'm new to the hobby, only been around them 4 years, started at 32. Even I know not to put my finger inside the guard, and I'm a short man with short man hands.
Just wanted to wish all you guys Jason, Erin, Dave, Brian and Offscreen Pam all the best for 2023. December was a bit of a grind for your reviews but there are plenty of more exciting, stimulating and so bad it's good films to review.
After revisiting this episode I ordered the movie on DVD. Can’t wait to watch the Patreon exclusive full review commentary while watching my copy of the movie.
The Church/Warehouse building during the opening credits is Union Station in St. Louis. You won't get kicked to death but you might get carjacked there!
That's st. Louis. Union station was that brick building with the modern roof. The name of the "gym" was a restaurant called sybergs. Great movie btw and I love the channel
The intro building looks like Union Station in St. Louis! It was a train station but now is an hotel, aquarium, ferris wheel, restaurants, etc with NHL and MLS stadiums nearby. That warehouse part just covers parking and a fountain mostly now.
I've been a criminal-defense attorney for fifteen years. This movie is basically my life. We keep the underground fighting rings a closely guarded secret.
When we hear this man sing, THEN we can compare it to champagne and bullets. 🎶 I’ll be with you if you waaaaaannnt meeeeeeeeee i’ll be with you if you neeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeee🎶
I recognized the Tile Source shop and realized it was shot down the street from my grandparents old house. I checked IMDB and confirmed shot in St. Louis.
This absolutely made my week. I've never seen this movie, but when I found next to nothing about it online -- I was hoping it'd be SBIG gold. And when Erin said, "I wonder if Jared is just laughing right now?" I totally was. Special bonus for the 'junk punch' screenshot to coax in all of those undecided UA-camrs. Thank you both!
Thank YOU Jared 🤩. Gold.
You sent this without having seen it? And it ended up this amazing? Well, goddamn.
Found a couple of short clips that made me pull the trigger on it -- had my fingers crossed that it'd be SBIG. Looks like it's getting lots of views!
You have excellent taste in fuckawful films of the VERY BEST kind, my friend. Thanks, Jared! And thanks to the crew here for sitting through this for our entertainment. Spiked eggnogs going out for everyone from me and my tiny companion, Quillemina the hedgehog. 👍🏼❤️🦔
@@JasonBrant vampire hookers
Fun fact - The plot of this movie is entirely based on real events, about the time when my Dad (a lawyer), went out to buy a pack of smokes and was kidnapped into warehouse-based kick boxing competition.
I miss you, Dad.
My thoughts and prayers
RIP Mr. BatCaveOz Sr.
@@leeroyjenkees4795 hey, cousin!
🤣🤣🤣
🤣 🤣 🤣
"I wanted a forest, not a brush fire..." is possibly the BEST line I've ever heard!
Death Kick 👍🏿😂
It's brilliant writing.
It's a subtle reference to The Dark Knight, You know the scene where Alfred tells the tale of how they had to burn down an entire forest to kill a single man.
This movie is Deep!
it really was a great line, it made me laugh because its true, his chest hair looked like a brush fire lol. not a nice maine of chest hair thats just glorious to look at and touch.
That's the point where I finally started laughing.
It's kind of cute, Jason and Erin just watching a bad movie together.
Oh god! I've seen this movie! It exists! For years I thought it was just my mind having turned painful memories from childhood into memories of a movie.
You were lucky enough to see this? Nice!
You must have had one crazy childhood.
i'VE SEEN IT TOO. I've been telling everyone abvout it for years. Even here on their channel. When I saw it, it was under the name "Deadly Heat". There are no downloadable strems og Deadly heat anywhere. Maybe this tittle does haver them.
Dang... was this aired from some small local broadcast?
@@randywatson8347 Friend of mine had it on VHS. Lord knows where he got it.
I feel like this guy was into bondage but making this movie was a lot cheaper than hiring a dominatrix.
I love this version.
You might get a return on investment
well they could've just made a different kind of movie. lol
This movie's setup could've been a premise for an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
🤣 🤣
😂😂😂😂
I half expected him to start singen the "Shimmy Slide" halfway through this fever dream.
I would have died.
🤣🤣🤣
I always wondered what would happen if you mix "The Room" and "Kill Bill"
🤣
Hey Clockwork Orange Cassidy ! You should watch this movie with your friends Trent and Chuck !
@@marilynknepper1953 ...
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..whatever...maybe
Of course I got to give that comment 👍
@@clockworkorangecassidy1114got to give the people what they want
I see a man getting an uppercut to the crotch, I click. I don't know if that says more about the movie, or me?
Both.
When we saw the opening my husband immediately yelled, “Hey! That’s St. Louis!” Specifically, St. Louis’, Union Station. It’s an aquarium now! (He’s an STL native and rail enthusiast.)
That is the most enthusiastic “He’s coking up!” I have ever seen. A little disappointed Erin didn’t have her appropriate violence against giggles shirt as it seemed to be an important plot point.
When that drunk guy at the end of the bar has been telling the same story for years but it's been slowly evolving over the years from that time he got beat up in an alley to when he took down the entire criminal underworld.
And Micheal decided it was his story.
11am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!
Haven't heard of this one, so new territory!
And Happy New Year, Brants and extended SBIG!
Happy new year!
Hahaha Id be laughing my ass off.
Oh hey fellow Alaskan :)
@@briannahelmso5139 really?! Neat, Anchorage!
Not gonna lie, the dude doing either Coke/Herion and going into a rage was so damn great...took 2 kicks and 1 JCVD/Johnny Cage uppercut to the sack and didn't flinch!
I was really hoping John DeHart would show up at some point and join in the madness. Happy 2023 Jason and Erin! I eagerly await every episode now, hehe!
Would have made this the best movie of all time.
This is one channel where I like the video before it even begins because I just KNOW I’ll be entertained. Y’all are the best!
Jason's helpless Revenge of the Nerds laugh at 16:18 is everything.
PS this movie is more like Champagne and Mullets
Champagne and Mullets, haha.
I had no idea Jeff Foxworthy was such a badass
Omg that was my first thought when I saw this guy. 😂
The "Soul Glo" shirt made my day! Love the content you're in my Top 5 favorite channels!
Reading "A David Heavener Production" I was immediately sold. The Man is the embodiment of vanity projects! I made a couple of tribute videos for him lol Spectacular filmography: Kill Crazy, Lethal Ninja, Ragin Cajun, Twisted Justice… LEGEND 😂
First time I've heard the name, but you sold me on vanity projects. The ones you named are all vanity films?
@@JasonBrantEvery single one of them. He is a mullet wearing producer, director, lead actor, composer and singer in almost all of his films. Twisted Justice and Kill Crazy are insane examples of what he is capable of, in a bad way lol
@@vhsguru1953 I think Ragin Cajun might be the best movie title of all time. 😂
I love twisted justice!
@@vhsguru1953 you forget outlaw force, the one he said he was so proud of making that could be one of the best movies of 1988 🤣🤣🤣
This is my new FAVORITE channel, I love bad movies, and I've discovered so many thanks to y'all, much love, keep it up
Thanks so much!
This channel is the gift which keeps on giving.
Awesome channel, great hilarious reactions.
YEESSS!!! Starting off 2023 right with an uppercut straight to the giggles. Erin will be so proud lol 😆
She was!
I do have to wonder, when Jason asks "What is happening?", who is he asking? Because there is no one on this earth that can explain this train wreck.
The vanity project gods.
I'm getting strong hardware store vibes from this one. The stack of empty pallets, the Full Flex TEC is a thin-set mortar you can get at Menard's. It's like they just saw Fight Club and somebody in accounting said "Hold my beer"
Martial arts vanity projects are always good for a laugh
I can't get enough of them.
I always wondered what it was like in the storage room at Best Buy. Now I know. Thank you, Michael Hartig.
Am I only one that didn't read Jason's shirt but sang it out loud? Great video guys!👍
" I'd like to finish " best line.
This goes on my list of SBIG movies that I have to find and watch in full! So glad the drought is over!
It's amazing!
The lead bad guy's hair is so majestic that I'm now hoping against all odds for a Death Kick anime adaptation...
OMG!! I'm dying 🤣 I have had the shittiest start to the new year, but this just turns the tables. Thank you for the most hilarious restart!! It's beautiful I love it 🤣🤣🤣💗
It is no shock that the guy wearing all the Otomix gear was the kickboxer. Otomix was a massive martial arts supply company that was all over the martial arts tournament and kickboxing scenes in the 90s. There are some movies where almost all, if not all, the martial arts related characters wore their gear on screen at some point in the movie.
I'll keep an eye out for that brand.
@@JasonBrant Another martial arts movie that might be a fit for you guys is called "Superfights." It is not as bad as this, but is a 90s martial arts cheese B movie (I do not want to give away too much). It even has Chuck Jeffreys in it, although his Eddie Murphy shtick is toned down a little (it is still there some though). It is hard to find for less than $90, but I found one place if it sounds like you might be interested.
Two things. The movie grab you used for this post is epic. The plot is crazier than any of the Fast and Furious movies. Loved it.
Michael Hartig is the guy who wrote this gem of a movie.
He's a goddamn genius.
Fun fact. He's an ex cop from St Louis apparently.
I instantly recognized the building from the beginning! Thats Union Station in St. Louis! Used to be a massive train station (obviously) and now its a hotel and mall entertainment complex. The church looking part is the hotel.
Michael Hartig wrote and stared in this film. He's also one of the three producers. So yeah, it's definitely a vanity project.
You guys make such a great couple and nice to see people making content together.
With the amount of ball kicks in this movie, I'm starting to wonder if this movie was the inspiration for Master Ken's Ameri-do-te system of fighting. "And then remember as always to re-stomp that groin."
He stole his idea from Death Kick 🤣
Ok, you got me with the thumbnail 😃
I just ran out of high speed data...that popped up and wouldn't load...I immediately refilled my data plan!
This dude is the king of giggle smashing.
Honestly if your having a bad day your depressed feeling down, sit down watch an episode if "so bad its good" and everything is right with the world again! 😂absolutely hilarious😂
Erin has such a contagious laugh. Love cracking up with you guys. This was one of the best "What the hell am I Watching" SBIG's in a long time.
I think this was originally supposed to be a low budget bondage porno, but the women decided at the last minute the money they would get paid for the sex scenes wasn't enough, so they decided to go for the karate revenge angle.
Gotta love the syringe with the plunger already pushed all the way in when he pulls it out of his pocket.
This guy needs to do the shimmy slide and this is my head canon sequel to Champagne and Bullets
That opening scene is St. Louis Union Station. An old train station that was converted into a shops in the 80s and now houses the St. Louis Aquarium.
I need to go buy a my pillow now. 😂it’s him…
That opening shot of the building was probably a case of either "We rented a helicopter for only 15 minutes and this was the best shot we could get in that time," or "We didn't realize that we were almost out of film when we went up in the helicopter. This was the only shot we got, and we can't afford to rent the chopper again."
Gotta be stock footage. The movie never goes to that location after the intro.
"December was brutal". You can only Segal so hard before you start losing birthdays.
Perhaps the greatest thumbnail ever to grace UA-cam!!
That jacket is the afghan on the back of Roseanne’s couch, that’s awesome!
Haha!
The music and the clothes alone, 👏 👏.
"he kicked him in the giggles" must go on merchandise 🤣🤣😂🤣
10:56 Is absolutely THE most confused Erin has ever been.
Thank you again for suffering. You drop some of the best entertainment on the internet.
Thanks so much 🙏
Erin: "I didn't see that coming!"
Did you see ANYTHING in this movie coming?
Does anyone know what's going on?!
The story is so crazy that we couldn't understand it.
The thumbnail broke me! Love u guys.
Thanks so much!
This movie can be summed up with one meme....John Malcovich: "what...the fuck...is this?"
The opening is union Station in st louis Missouri. It's an aquarium and hotel now. But it used to be a mall. We went to the hooters there after every cardinals game.
Cool looking building.
Great episode guys. Looked like that entire movie was shot in one room, that's nuts!
The Room Too?
You guy switched chairs, love it!!!
This is literally a snapshot of my 20s tending bar at a dance club back in 91 with these clothes.
DEATH KICK. When someone tries to kick you, not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogether!
🤣
I like how Erin is a connoisseur of knots.
Long time subscriber, long time fan. This was by far the best thumbnail you guys have made.
New hurrrchandise for Erin. That thumbnail on a t-shirt with the caption "get em in the giggles"
I think pretty much anyone could claim to be a kickboxing champion and you'd be like "yah, sure, why not."
This is, without a doubt, one of the most epic viewings yet!
0:08 It never ceases to amaze me how all of these Vanity projects and NO ONE PRACTICES TRIGGER DISCIPLINE. IT REALLY ISN'T THAT HARD. I'm new to the hobby, only been around them 4 years, started at 32. Even I know not to put my finger inside the guard, and I'm a short man with short man hands.
Just wanted to wish all you guys Jason, Erin, Dave, Brian and Offscreen Pam all the best for 2023. December was a bit of a grind for your reviews but there are plenty of more exciting, stimulating and so bad it's good films to review.
The "My Pillow" guy is the star
Reminded of Cosmo Kramer getting excited about a film called Death Blow.
Glorious! Chest hair notwithstanding 😆👍
After revisiting this episode I ordered the movie on DVD. Can’t wait to watch the Patreon exclusive full review commentary while watching my copy of the movie.
The plotline from Imdb: "This guys kicks people to death." Short and simple!
Hilarious reaction to an insane movie. 12:31 Erin is having a good time. That thumbnail is outstanding.👍🏻🍺
Thanks!
I love the IMDB plot entry: "This guy kicks people to death."
That's because he has a death kick.
@@inspectortanzi I've just never seen a plotline so short.
And yet, he doesn't kick people to death 🤣
@@JasonBrant A title containing a double falsehood, then?
It has to be good.
That's 100% the myPillow guy 🤣
🤣
I've never heard anybody on this channel go "wait, what??" so many times over a single scene
0:57 That's a hell of a strong opener. Also a bold move, using a Moto Razer as a primary camera. I might be wrong, it could be a Palm Treo.
The Church/Warehouse building during the opening credits is Union Station in St. Louis. You won't get kicked to death but you might get carjacked there!
I'm lost lol. Wow compressed in one location... amazing.
Best thumbnail you've ever done. I think Hartig enjoys dominatrices, given he had himself tied up and straddled by threatening women over and over.
15:38 and suddenly The Discount Iggy Pop enters the stage. What. A. Movie!
Kick to Ball, Ball Kick. A whole movie shot in one room. Genius. lol
How have I existed all this time without seeing "Giggle Kicked To Death: Death Giggle Kick"!
I thought the same thing!
Amazing. I think the guy with the staff was making the swishing noises with his mouth.
Hahahaha!
That's st. Louis. Union station was that brick building with the modern roof. The name of the "gym" was a restaurant called sybergs. Great movie btw and I love the channel
The intro building looks like Union Station in St. Louis! It was a train station but now is an hotel, aquarium, ferris wheel, restaurants, etc with NHL and MLS stadiums nearby. That warehouse part just covers parking and a fountain mostly now.
It looks really cool.
I've been a criminal-defense attorney for fifteen years. This movie is basically my life. We keep the underground fighting rings a closely guarded secret.
19:55 JR: "ROCK BOTTOM, ROCK BOTTOM, BY GAWD, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF"!
Great/hilarious reaction to this vanity project
the "fighters" on this film were actually guys who were waiting for glamour shots at the mall, you gotta admit they got the look🤘
0:06 THE THUMBNAIL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had to 🤣
When we hear this man sing, THEN we can compare it to champagne and bullets.
🎶 I’ll be with you if you waaaaaannnt meeeeeeeeee
i’ll be with you if you neeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeee🎶
Singing would have put it over the top.
" The Baroness ! " 😲
That's who Erin reminds me of 😍😍😍
" COBRAAAAA 🐍 !!! "
😂😂😂
So funny, especially the fight with Coke Hogan! Done him right in the twig and berries.
15:57
"You got CAGED"!
😆
I recognized the Tile Source shop and realized it was shot down the street from my grandparents old house. I checked IMDB and confirmed shot in St. Louis.
The thumbnail plus only briefly glancing at the title had me thinking it was called "Death Dick".
Haha, wow.