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  • @petersmith6974
    @petersmith6974 9 місяців тому +195

    Security can be found without SIA licenses.
    If a person is hired directly by a company as their employee they don’t require the badge.
    Contracted security need SIA.
    Most security are contracted. From a security company like g4s etc so require SIA licenses

    • @mentalalec
      @mentalalec 9 місяців тому +11

      Door supervision needs a "manned guard" or "front line" SIA license

    • @GowestmediaGWM
      @GowestmediaGWM 9 місяців тому +4

    • @petersmith6974
      @petersmith6974 9 місяців тому +51

      @@mentalalec if a person is hired directly by the company as a company employee they can work as the company security role.
      Door supervisor license is required for alcohol establishments.
      I work as security for a family business.I gave up paying for the SIA licenses I had when renewal times came as I do not require them anymore.
      SIA is a money grabbing enterprise.
      I had badges for CVIT,Door supervisor and cctv.
      A added note : my Tesco points card has as much legal authority as a SIA badge has.
      They have no authority above a regular citizen has.

    • @mentalalec
      @mentalalec 9 місяців тому

      @@petersmith6974 I'll take your word sir 🫡

    • @marloneverington
      @marloneverington 9 місяців тому +12

      Like all the nuclear power plant run by EDF energy in the UK. They employ there own security guards as EDF employees and they are not sia licenced

  • @ritch8088
    @ritch8088 9 місяців тому +46

    I think that guy escaped from one of the rooms where they are doing 'science'. What an odd ball!

  • @jdubbleu1011
    @jdubbleu1011 9 місяців тому +81

    That guy thinks he’s so clever with his security lanyard walking from his security hut. What a joker.

    • @deano2394
      @deano2394 9 місяців тому +8

      "insecurity" hut

    • @rokketron
      @rokketron 8 місяців тому +1

      I found him entertaining 😅😅😅

    • @Jay_Pegg
      @Jay_Pegg 5 місяців тому

      I hope he isn't being paid by the company for that period he spent not on work time not being security not on work property.

  • @liamfletcher3406
    @liamfletcher3406 9 місяців тому +58

    AB has a gift of finding the most bizarre people about ! What a guy 👏🏼

    • @joelhall5124
      @joelhall5124 8 місяців тому

      Like Ace Rimmer 😂

    • @Jay_Pegg
      @Jay_Pegg 5 місяців тому

      What the f was he on about.
      Like not just ill informed but downright delusional

  • @JesstheDJ999
    @JesstheDJ999 9 місяців тому +85

    That security guard is a absolute JOKE chatting pure bullshit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Joe-qj1bk
      @Joe-qj1bk 8 місяців тому

      Most of us do 😂

    • @maddyg3208
      @maddyg3208 8 місяців тому

      He was just responding in kind to AB's non-answers

  • @sparkymlarky
    @sparkymlarky 9 місяців тому +91

    That security guard isn't a security guard.
    And you better believe it, like I do.🤦‍♂️

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 9 місяців тому +171

    This SECURITY guy is digging a bigger hole 😂
    He identifies as a member of the public beyond the fence ( even when he is on the company clock , wearing the company uniform 😂

    • @28johann1
      @28johann1 9 місяців тому

      Yeah he was a real hoot. Every word he says makes him look even more of a bigger fkg idiot. Hilarious

    • @davidsmith-uo7lj
      @davidsmith-uo7lj 9 місяців тому +8

      FFS, TAKE THE SPADE OF HIM 😅

    • @Mr.Z1989
      @Mr.Z1989 9 місяців тому

    • @delorusclaiborne3274
      @delorusclaiborne3274 9 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @GilbertdeClare0704
      @GilbertdeClare0704 9 місяців тому +3

      but DOESN'T know what they do INSIDE the fence, and has to ask AB, even though AB is NOT allowed INSIDE the fence ? ? ? Is it some kind of Zen Riddle ? ? ?

  • @charliekane135
    @charliekane135 9 місяців тому +39

    This had made this man's day. Somebody to talk to.

    • @nigelxavier883
      @nigelxavier883 9 місяців тому +3

      He wanted to have a chat, must be bored!😂😂😂

  • @doveronefoxtrot4417
    @doveronefoxtrot4417 9 місяців тому +213

    Why does this country have such a issue with filming ?

    • @camrs125
      @camrs125 9 місяців тому +45

      Paranoia from watching too much MSM

    • @Keglanek
      @Keglanek 9 місяців тому +39

      Eventhough we are the most filmed nation in the world...

    • @AD-53
      @AD-53 9 місяців тому

      It's same in America and Canada

    • @thenandraloneking
      @thenandraloneking 9 місяців тому +51

      Because it's a corrupt nation.

    • @ApexCypher_
      @ApexCypher_ 9 місяців тому +27

      Control.

  • @ahmedsalah5364
    @ahmedsalah5364 9 місяців тому +118

    The funniest thing about AB and what sets him apart from other auditors is his ability to annoy people without even thinking to do it, it almost comes second nature to him along with his distinctive voice its the combination of these things that make it comical and great viewing.

    • @peterhineinlegen4672
      @peterhineinlegen4672 9 місяців тому +10

      His natural humor is spot on.

    • @28johann1
      @28johann1 9 місяців тому +13

      Yup. Loved this. You really couldn't make it up. It's like a Monty Python sketch

    • @SusanNoulton
      @SusanNoulton 9 місяців тому +6

      Yes I feel the same, he is the best on UA-cam.
      He just winds them up with that brilliant voice and great wit 😀😀

    • @adenwellsmith6908
      @adenwellsmith6908 9 місяців тому +4

      I like DJ for similar reasons, but Reggie Photo can be absolutely hilarious.

    • @byjessicalauren
      @byjessicalauren 9 місяців тому +4

      It’s the huh’s? And the repeating of the questions 😅😂

  • @johnscott4693
    @johnscott4693 9 місяців тому +89

    “I’m not acting as Security” … says fool hiding his SIA, wearing a lanyard with “security” written all over it, asking questions about security at the security gate. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Nooc210
      @Nooc210 9 місяців тому +5

      seems very in-secure... 🤔

    • @MrTripcore
      @MrTripcore 9 місяців тому

      You can dress up as a clown, stand outside the circus tent, doesn't make you a professional 🤡

    • @johnscott4693
      @johnscott4693 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Nooc210 👏 👏

    • @orb938gmail.
      @orb938gmail. 8 місяців тому

      😊👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

    • @antduke2361
      @antduke2361 8 місяців тому +2

      Why doesn't he just say I was wanting to know what you were doing in a public place but then realised it was an auditor who knows what's what and backtracked. Instead he put on a pure pantomime of stupidity and made himself look a fool. These videos just go to show what egos do to people in most forms of power , even a humble, minion, goon at the very bottom of the pond.

  • @ronstewart4545
    @ronstewart4545 9 місяців тому +50

    Got all the fences etc because government (taxpayers) paid for it and makes us feel important.

  • @lozziel9662
    @lozziel9662 8 місяців тому +7

    Seems quite a chilled security man, not spouting orders or trying to assert authority, I like him!

  • @johnobrien3174
    @johnobrien3174 9 місяців тому +45

    The best auditor out there!! AB needs to be protected... we need more AB's in this world

    • @TheBlueCream
      @TheBlueCream 9 місяців тому

      1 of the best perhaps...main drawback is we never see his face

    • @bobshortland3079
      @bobshortland3079 9 місяців тому

      as you love him so much ask him about his court appearance 2 years ago for filming school children...

    • @AngieBenfraj
      @AngieBenfraj 7 місяців тому

      No he didn't film kids

    • @albertreynolds9287
      @albertreynolds9287 2 місяці тому

      ​Shut up short bob you. Muppet

  • @raulraul3126
    @raulraul3126 9 місяців тому +28

    The comedy value in AB vlogs is out of the world.! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrKnightlore
    @MrKnightlore 9 місяців тому +11

    Thanks for this, on my way with the family for a day out on that patch of grass

  • @2000jago
    @2000jago 9 місяців тому +42

    If my business was "secured" by cretins like this, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night. My security staff standing at the gates of my business doing a comedy routine with members of the public instead of doing their job securing my premises?

    • @strickostricko
      @strickostricko 9 місяців тому +2

      I’m 100% certain that you’ve not got a “business” that’s “secured” 😂

    • @thenotorious2312
      @thenotorious2312 8 місяців тому

      @@strickostricko 😂😂😂

    • @Walkeroutdoorsussex
      @Walkeroutdoorsussex 8 місяців тому

      I’m glad for your comments you beat me too it

  • @AdamPhillips-v8q
    @AdamPhillips-v8q 9 місяців тому +18

    When is a security guard not a security guard - when he's a comedian

  • @lint8391
    @lint8391 9 місяців тому +29

    I could put a lanyard round my neck with "SECURITY" written on it and go round asking people why they're filming. Would that make me security?

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 9 місяців тому +2

      Yes...

  • @sirtinley-knot2944
    @sirtinley-knot2944 9 місяців тому +27

    13:22 I hate these passive aggressive manager types, you get them everywhere. Behind those smiles they are conniving vipers.

    • @GilbertdeClare0704
      @GilbertdeClare0704 9 місяців тому +2

      Yup ! DEFINITELY ! ! Have run into a few in my time. KNOW their nature BY their Duchenne smile ! Their eyes give them away, ZERO smile in the eyes

    • @amandawoodland3779
      @amandawoodland3779 9 місяців тому

      Sadly it's grettins like this that have allowed our country to be taken over, I Q of a pull along duck.

  • @philbeattie3978
    @philbeattie3978 9 місяців тому +41

    When the UK's enemies watch these video's, they must piss themselves laughing.

    • @HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022
      @HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022 9 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @andywright3450
      @andywright3450 9 місяців тому

      What a oddball mate

    • @stuart23969
      @stuart23969 9 місяців тому

      UK has enemies?

    • @The-Great-Brindian
      @The-Great-Brindian 9 місяців тому +4

      Nah, they've already booked into them 3/4 star hotels phil lol
      They've probably got free wifi internet access and are able to watch AB's channel while room service brings them cups of tea and scones..

    • @RMcL328
      @RMcL328 9 місяців тому

      Amazing. They must think these so called “enemies” are looking for grim grey industrial estates in England to attack. 😂

  • @CleoptraMonrow
    @CleoptraMonrow 9 місяців тому +12

    you have really helped older people know their rights. Especially when it involves the police. Thank You 😀😃😄😁

  • @DonnyNoMarie
    @DonnyNoMarie 9 місяців тому +56

    Is he masquerading as security?

    • @cronut7113
      @cronut7113 9 місяців тому +1

      No, clearly, he is just a member of the public. What would give you that impression?

    • @DonnyNoMarie
      @DonnyNoMarie 9 місяців тому

      @@cronut7113 I am talking about the man in the white shirt with a tag that says, "SGC Security Services."

  • @Motspur
    @Motspur 9 місяців тому +8

    They just get more bizarre every time.

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 9 місяців тому +46

    10:04 "Why would I think you're a terrorist?" 🤷‍♂️
    How many terrorists does he actually know? 🤔

    • @The-Great-Brindian
      @The-Great-Brindian 9 місяців тому

      lmao stop it now you, this is already silly as it is 😂😂

    • @The-Great-Brindian
      @The-Great-Brindian 9 місяців тому +1

      @@marciaedwardscrown He's not breaking the law nor is he carrying out 'covert filming'. He's not hiding, I refer you back to the video. Watch it more closely and carefully. Also how does it matter whether he has a middle-eastern accent or any accent for that matter? What are you implying here? Stop profiling people like that, its not nice. Rise above it my friend.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  9 місяців тому +2

      @@marciaedwardscrown
      I did not have a mask on and I am certainly not Middle Eastern . I did record with my iPhone though

    • @Nickmk6one
      @Nickmk6one 9 місяців тому

      Absolutly not, i'd shut my curtains, lock my door and forget you was even there 😂​@@marciaedwardscrown

    • @Nickmk6one
      @Nickmk6one 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@AuditingBritaini have you down as Moroccan!? Give us a clue!? 😂

  • @mzSmith
    @mzSmith 9 місяців тому +6

    This bloke is lovely. Let him blossom. His arms are folded like he's about to take his first tandem skydive.

  • @jaunosvaldo9481
    @jaunosvaldo9481 9 місяців тому +31

    3:17 😂😂😂everyone that goes to London gets attacked 😂😂😂

    • @Basauri_48970
      @Basauri_48970 8 місяців тому

      Daily Mail readers. What can you do 😂

  • @nickedwards7694
    @nickedwards7694 9 місяців тому +22

    AB
    “C’mon man, you’re making it up”
    Im not acting as security 😂😂 says the man with security on his shirt.
    We ❤ you AB.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  9 місяців тому +8

      Joker 🤡

    • @jakubs.5966
      @jakubs.5966 9 місяців тому +1

      @@AuditingBritain Borderline Monty Python, that was funny!

  • @RJLKN
    @RJLKN 8 місяців тому +3

    Good lord that "member of the public and definitely not a security guard" chatted absolute waffle😂

  • @madamadam9508
    @madamadam9508 9 місяців тому +17

    Well done AB, you are always doing great job. WE LOVE YOU A LOT AB. 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💯💯💯💯

  • @robertmawby3021
    @robertmawby3021 9 місяців тому +8

    Well the security guard certainly ain’t no scientist! 😂

  • @Sim-Rig
    @Sim-Rig 9 місяців тому +15

    Wow you sure know ow to put people in their place. Love it

  • @MrPantss
    @MrPantss 9 місяців тому +3

    The “attacked” conversation was nothing short of hilarious lol😂 nice to see the best man is on the job

  • @lukebignell7846
    @lukebignell7846 9 місяців тому +13

    This guy is funny. He isn’t a security guard but is presenting himself as one with his fake badge.

  • @briwire138
    @briwire138 9 місяців тому +28

    I was going to London this weekend, definitely not now. I don't want to be attacked.

    • @UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq
      @UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq 9 місяців тому +2

      Just build a fence around yourself and you'll be ok.

    • @stevewood7884
      @stevewood7884 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah best stay away from Londonstan

    • @GilbertdeClare0704
      @GilbertdeClare0704 9 місяців тому +1

      Very wise my friend. You have it on the VERY wise authority of this Colonel of Security that EVERYONE going to London gets attacked !

    • @solarvanlife8177
      @solarvanlife8177 9 місяців тому +4

      He's lying. I know one guy that went to London and wasn't attacked.

    • @smeehere
      @smeehere 9 місяців тому

      Last time I went to London I was attacked.
      Not injured, but those Trafalgar Square pigeons are vicious little flying fkkers.

  • @counsellor1956
    @counsellor1956 9 місяців тому +9

    people were attacked 40 miles away so we need security here LOL!!!!

  • @PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith
    @PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith 9 місяців тому +14

    Q: Why are you filming? A: Because I own a camera. That's the end of that conversation.. easy innit.

  • @EyeSpyAudit
    @EyeSpyAudit 9 місяців тому +10

    He's not security but has a security badge 😂🙈

  • @CarlosFandandgo
    @CarlosFandandgo 8 місяців тому +3

    Did he just say everyone that goes to London gets attacked???? 🤣😂

  • @philbeattie3978
    @philbeattie3978 9 місяців тому +20

    Fwap Fwap Fwap. Change hands. A security guard who is obviously an intellectual. Bwahahahahahahahah.

    • @joshd79
      @joshd79 9 місяців тому

      These auditors should be charged with hate crime 😮😂

  • @spudsparrow2476
    @spudsparrow2476 8 місяців тому +3

    Last time I went to London I had to take a security guard with me as I get attacked every time I go

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 9 місяців тому +12

    Despite the breezy weather this guy was 'unflappable'!!

  • @coreyblakee332
    @coreyblakee332 9 місяців тому +25

    That is the right mentality to have, caring what people think leads to multiple mental illnesses and low self esteem.

    • @coreyblakee332
      @coreyblakee332 9 місяців тому +1

      @@fakereality3792 yeah my bad 👍

    • @fakereality3792
      @fakereality3792 9 місяців тому +1

      @@coreyblakee332 Everyday is a school day.

    • @Lemingtona-x5g
      @Lemingtona-x5g 9 місяців тому +1

      British media rely on that. Look what they tried to do with Meghan or to silence Palestine support

    • @coreyblakee332
      @coreyblakee332 9 місяців тому

      @@fakereality3792I just wasn’t focusing on what I was typing but you’re right, you learn things everyday 👍

  • @pen69sky
    @pen69sky 9 місяців тому +1

    Made his day. He got to talk to someone and act like he was all powerful.

  • @DJEMEDIA
    @DJEMEDIA 9 місяців тому +13

    But if he does have an SIA badge ... he MUST have it on display at all times during licensable work. ON work property or NOT.

  • @ReeTM
    @ReeTM 9 місяців тому +2

    This guy could be a sketch from a comedy show. The questioning just goes round and round!

  • @Tonicwaterloo
    @Tonicwaterloo 9 місяців тому +6

    i am sure his mother was drinking whilst being pregnant.

  • @jigpoke8798
    @jigpoke8798 8 місяців тому +2

    The most "covert" security guard in the world.

  • @plug4uk696
    @plug4uk696 8 місяців тому +1

    I actually liked the guy because he was very entertaining to watch LOL.. That "BYE" remark was pure priceless, it cracked me up.!

  • @britwoman398
    @britwoman398 8 місяців тому +2

    What a bizarre conversation.

  • @rudeboijasmithy
    @rudeboijasmithy 9 місяців тому +7

    😂😂😂thought he was so clever but he was as transparent as Reggie’s bit of Perspex 😂😂 he’s been waiting for someone to turn up to do this 😂😂😂

  • @rootyroot
    @rootyroot 9 місяців тому +9

    The guy was likeable tbh lol

  • @MrBozack
    @MrBozack 9 місяців тому +4

    I've been to London many times, and not been attacked. What am I doing wrong?

    • @yvonnehayton6753
      @yvonnehayton6753 9 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @johndavied3448
      @johndavied3448 9 місяців тому +1

      Hold up your £1,200 iPhone while wearing a £10,000 Rolex watch.

  • @elliotease4390
    @elliotease4390 9 місяців тому +1

    He’s right on the fact that he could have police written on him and it be perfectly legal, you could even go further and wear the entire uniform, but for example, if somebody was to approach you thinking you’re a police officer and you didn’t correct them, that’s when there would be a crime committed.

  • @Badlighter
    @Badlighter 9 місяців тому +8

    AB, it’s about time the police and the various agencies providing guards to the places you audit hire you to teach communication skills, let alone the law about photography in public areas.

    • @solarvanlife8177
      @solarvanlife8177 9 місяців тому +1

      They need to circulate a pic of AB's covered face to everyone and have them bow down when they see him....

  • @xSUBIACOx
    @xSUBIACOx 8 місяців тому +2

    Securing a pedestrian walkway sign, lol.

  • @2icelollys1goat
    @2icelollys1goat 9 місяців тому +3

    I really liked this guy acting as security.

  • @timgeorge1009
    @timgeorge1009 9 місяців тому +4

    A great example of trying to be clever when you are so obviously NOT
    Great content again man

  • @rd6781
    @rd6781 9 місяців тому +4

    This is like a monty python sketch lol

  • @mattcollier5957
    @mattcollier5957 9 місяців тому +1

    This Guy has a security badge and Security on his shirt, but he is not a security officer!!!!!! Another Planet

  • @johndavies5121
    @johndavies5121 9 місяців тому +9

    he was enjoying the chin wag

  • @Donotwillnot
    @Donotwillnot 9 місяців тому +3

    I've watched auditing for a very long time but never been able to comment on channels. I'm just happy i can now tell you that i really enjoy watching 👌👏

  • @AutismTwinsUs
    @AutismTwinsUs 8 місяців тому +1

    😂 I wished you’d asked ginger if that guys was security 😂

  • @L0gan5
    @L0gan5 9 місяців тому +1

    Wow!! Great intellect Mr Security Guard

  • @Flipsidenews
    @Flipsidenews 9 місяців тому +1

    I LOVE THIS CONVERSATION.

  • @bikeelectric4821
    @bikeelectric4821 9 місяців тому +2

    3:50 why are their cameras pointed toward the public instead only pointed toward their property? Are they allowed to point security cameras outward?

  • @BillinSD
    @BillinSD 9 місяців тому +6

    I am the public and I am interested. :-)

  • @stellaumbrella3412
    @stellaumbrella3412 9 місяців тому +3

    He seemed like a nice bloke. Probably happy to have someone to chat to.

  • @LANCSKID
    @LANCSKID 9 місяців тому +1

    Does that say ‘Security’ on that lanyard? Yes? Thought so …

  • @warwickwolf3999
    @warwickwolf3999 9 місяців тому +1

    Literally stood there with a lanyard stating Security 😂😂😂

  • @marcusmishima
    @marcusmishima 9 місяців тому +7

    @Auditing Britain how are you man? 🙂 keep uploads comin, Cheers.

  • @mobiuseno
    @mobiuseno 9 місяців тому +2

    "is ginger the CEO!?" 🤣

  • @LorrieLogan
    @LorrieLogan 9 місяців тому +3

    there was something darling about the security guard. he was well meaning. I hope he is still employed and has a brush up.

    • @marloneverington
      @marloneverington 9 місяців тому

      Brush up for what. He handled ab well

    • @BlueShadow777
      @BlueShadow777 9 місяців тому +2

      @@marloneverington
      She means… ‘tidy up’, as in groomed.

  • @daldal616
    @daldal616 9 місяців тому +12

    Well he thought he was more intelligent than he actually was!🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @AlphaGamer1981
    @AlphaGamer1981 8 місяців тому +1

    Not every security officer needs an sia badge. If they are hired specifically by the company its classed as in-house security and part of the base company it operates in. If you work for a security company where you are a contractor then yes you need a badge.

  • @grimmhead9583
    @grimmhead9583 9 місяців тому +1

    "I jut followed orders.."
    German Soldier Nuremberg trials. 1945 to 1949

  • @glen7463
    @glen7463 8 місяців тому +1

    He can be in public but if it’s during working hours he is at his job role

  • @wano1959
    @wano1959 8 місяців тому +1

    I'm sure he will have had that puzzled expression on his face since birth!

  • @Lainsday50
    @Lainsday50 9 місяців тому +1

    He was not at the front of the queue when they handed out common sense smarts.....

  • @Dmoney469
    @Dmoney469 9 місяців тому +2

    They definitely hiding something there😂

  • @itsgettingstrangeroutthere
    @itsgettingstrangeroutthere 9 місяців тому +2

    Jeeez that security guard is hard work! 😂

  • @ericoverthere
    @ericoverthere 9 місяців тому +1

    "At least say goodbye!" 😂

  • @geraldday1497
    @geraldday1497 9 місяців тому +1

    In house security do not require an SIA licence simple fact, they are just employees of the company and have the same job with much better perks as any licenced officer, the sia licence thing is just a business to make money, believe me I've been doing this for decades.

  • @BlueShadow777
    @BlueShadow777 9 місяців тому +2

    He was actually a good bloke that ‘security guard’ / ‘member of the public’. He just let himself down a bit at the end when he just blankly walked off 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @rossj1528
    @rossj1528 9 місяців тому +1

    So called security making himself look a right clown .

  • @craigwarby2188
    @craigwarby2188 9 місяців тому +2

    Kudos to the fella it took it in good spirit, he was actually quite entertaining

  • @haroldbetterson1877
    @haroldbetterson1877 9 місяців тому +7

    ATTACK!!

  • @jasonpickering8570
    @jasonpickering8570 9 місяців тому +1

    Badge or no badge......he made me laugh 😂

  • @seanlehane1307
    @seanlehane1307 9 місяців тому +17

    If an SIA contractor forgets to wear his badge in a forest, and nobody saw it, did it even happen? 🤔

    • @GilbertdeClare0704
      @GilbertdeClare0704 9 місяців тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣hahaha, ONLY if he claps one handed, THREE times. Twice shall not be sufficient, but THRICE shall he clap

    • @The-Great-Brindian
      @The-Great-Brindian 9 місяців тому +1

      haha

  • @Carl-x8y3c
    @Carl-x8y3c 9 місяців тому +1

    This is like something out of a Carry On movie from the 1960s.

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 9 місяців тому +5

    Greetings, Sir AB. 👋

  • @kyivwithgeofftanya5546
    @kyivwithgeofftanya5546 9 місяців тому +1

    Must have SIA for contracted security but not if employed directly by the company, exception is doormen at clubs who are employed by the club but must have SIA

  • @gb2827
    @gb2827 9 місяців тому +2

    He's like something out of a Peter Kay or Alan Partridge Comedy 🤣

    • @gb2827
      @gb2827 9 місяців тому

      Or "This Country" 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @kennethskrable2722
    @kennethskrable2722 9 місяців тому

    I love when they ask if they can help you when they don’t help at all

    • @pen69sky
      @pen69sky 9 місяців тому

      One of the American auditors replies "Oh sure. Is there shop or garage around here?", when they describe where it it, he holds out a dollar bill and says "If you could go get me a Dr Pepper, I'd appreciate that" and "you can get yourself one too, on me". Haha. Always makes me laugh, seeing the confusion on their faces.

  • @marksmith303
    @marksmith303 8 місяців тому +1

    I am not security but has a security lanyard around his neck 😂

  • @ScottMcculloch-ei3og
    @ScottMcculloch-ei3og 9 місяців тому +2

    I thought the ginger guy was ally law at first.

  • @PhilJordan-y3m
    @PhilJordan-y3m Місяць тому

    Security companies seem to always attract the same type of people

  • @markdennis930
    @markdennis930 8 місяців тому +2

    You seem quite found of calling people names AB. 'Ginger' and 'bald' seem to be your favourites. These are phsical attributes over which a person has no control. I wonder if you would call someone a name concerning the colour of their skin?

  • @paulbrenning7022
    @paulbrenning7022 8 місяців тому +3

    Imagine having to live with such a little amount of braincells that this so called security guy has. It hurt my little head just watching this.

  • @charliekane135
    @charliekane135 9 місяців тому +2

    Good grief, he's white 😮
    Good grief, he's English 😮