What the HELL is Goat Story?

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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner 3 роки тому +19626

    loved this!!! misery loves company so i'm glad more people are finding out about this movie haha

  • @bassistchick13
    @bassistchick13 3 роки тому +2643

    Saberspark: I can't say the "S" word within the first two minutes without being demonetized.
    My husband, confused: "... Shrek? ..."

  • @deepblume6611
    @deepblume6611 3 роки тому +1866

    The female character looks like a Heavily modified Skyrim characrer

  • @dotheflip4706
    @dotheflip4706 2 роки тому +1473

    SaberSpark: “Czech names are hard to pronounce”
    Polish names: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

    • @Jeff-ij1mm
      @Jeff-ij1mm 2 роки тому +21

      as a slovakian i agree

    • @StarDustedCloud
      @StarDustedCloud Рік тому +21

      As another Polish person, i agree

    • @StarDustedCloud
      @StarDustedCloud Рік тому +12

      @TwojaUlubionaRyba oh my god, i didn't know you were Polish, Buff Monokuma!

    • @StarDustedCloud
      @StarDustedCloud Рік тому +5

      @TwojaUlubionaRyba Yeah i know, don't worry

    • @JohnDarksoul69
      @JohnDarksoul69 Рік тому +26

      if you slam your head on the keyboard, there's a 99% chance you'll end up with a polish name

  • @DAK111
    @DAK111 Рік тому +275

    As a czech person, thank you for showing everyone what kind of nightmares we have to watch as kids.

  • @petrmasek2611
    @petrmasek2611 3 роки тому +6609

    As a citizen of the Czech Republic I can confirm that we watched this as kids IN SCHOOL.

  • @klemmteastwood
    @klemmteastwood 3 роки тому +765

    these designs look like human versions of crazy frog

    • @D_LGND
      @D_LGND 3 роки тому +33

      Plot twist: they cloned crazy frog and put them in a human suit

    • @victoryjamz
      @victoryjamz 3 роки тому +9

      R/RareInsults

    • @cottoncandy2023
      @cottoncandy2023 3 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 3 роки тому +1

      At least Crazy frog is a memorable character

  • @JudyBeeGaming
    @JudyBeeGaming 2 роки тому +169

    As a Czech citizen, I watched this with my family and nobody bat an eye. I will not apologize for this cuz it was extremely fun to watch.

    • @meriembrasse2873
      @meriembrasse2873 Рік тому +1

      Czech movies seem to have tons of devil and magic stuff, as a child I seen one about a devil and a magic sewing box and a magic boots that makes u walk for long miles and another magical item I don't remember what it was and I am still looking for the name of the movie , the devil always gets in trouble with those items as he doesn't know how to stop them everytime , it wasn't animated, it was a real movie

    • @TYLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
      @TYLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 8 місяців тому

      I loved goat story as a kid. I still do as an sdult. It has a special place in my heart

  • @puffinmaster2466
    @puffinmaster2466 2 роки тому +219

    “Highest grossing animated film in the Czech Republic” homie it was the ONLY animated film in the Czech Republic

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero 2 роки тому +15

      *Cries in "The Hand"*

    • @mariuspoppFM
      @mariuspoppFM Рік тому +2

      @@Game_Hero he means when he came out

    • @morganicsmoothie964
      @morganicsmoothie964 11 місяців тому +6

      Not true, it was the only fully 3d rendered animated film there at the timw

  • @Knitboy1997
    @Knitboy1997 3 роки тому +7580

    Fun fact: The girl in red is being called "Máca". *BUT THAT IS NOT HER ACTUAL NAME!* "Máca" is a nickname made from the word "macatá" which could be translated as "chubby". So if the joke was kept, in the english version she would be called *THICC*

  • @afoxwithahat7846
    @afoxwithahat7846 3 роки тому +723

    When the screen turned black, I asked "which character is this?"
    It was my face...

    • @themaqueovelic2195
      @themaqueovelic2195 3 роки тому +130

      So you got to see something good looking for a change after the video? Lucky you

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 роки тому +89

      Amazing. Someone turned this joke into a compliment.

    • @persian338
      @persian338 3 роки тому +5

      😶

    • @Wendigo-Bait
      @Wendigo-Bait 3 роки тому +24

      Smooth af

    • @afoxwithahat7846
      @afoxwithahat7846 3 роки тому +11

      @@themaqueovelic2195 I actually went to the barbershop, I look less like a monkey now

  • @WaxilAnimations
    @WaxilAnimations 2 роки тому +32

    That hairy monster is actually a Prague legend alongside with the skeletons, the headless man (who is actually an executioner named "Mydlář") and the devil playing cards with mortals to win their souls. Pretty much everything refers to something that does not need to be explained for czech audience, because we often read or hear those stories at a very young age, therefore they do not explain it for us. And Matthew refers to a story of the Mysterious Faust House. Without the context it looks like it does not make any sense, but it actually does - but that doesn't mean it is not weird. Excuse my english, please. I'm trying my best.

  • @bathos7674
    @bathos7674 11 місяців тому +12

    Fun fact: When Saberspark started talking about the czech folklor then in this scene 0:59 is tradional clothing from west Slovakia (more precisely in czech-slovak borders "Kopanice"), where they are quite close to the Czech/Moravian dialect.
    Also I live there :D

  • @aye_ayo
    @aye_ayo 3 роки тому +4654

    As a Czech citizen, i apologize for this nightmare monstrosity.

    • @farraca731
      @farraca731 3 роки тому +188

      You guys gave us jan švankmayer, ratafak and those weird tom and jerry cartoons, is all forgiven xD

    • @literallyjustmax347
      @literallyjustmax347 3 роки тому +69

      apology sort of accepted

    • @aye_ayo
      @aye_ayo 3 роки тому +89

      @@farraca731 Ah yes, my childhood is indeed a cursed one lmao

    • @waldatheboye
      @waldatheboye 3 роки тому +8

      Same.

    • @Zirafak1980
      @Zirafak1980 3 роки тому +5

      Yes

  • @NoahTheArtist1
    @NoahTheArtist1 3 роки тому +3049

    This looks like a movie my school would play for recess if it was raining...

    • @faceache6262
      @faceache6262 3 роки тому +62

      I feel bad for you

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis 3 роки тому +79

      Did your teachers hate you?

    • @animekitty6460
      @animekitty6460 3 роки тому +155

      That is an oddly specific yet completely accurate point you make. 100% can confirm.

    • @triplehearts914
      @triplehearts914 3 роки тому +52

      this is 100% accurate. stuff like this or the live action cat in the hat movies are what we were forced to watch lmao

    • @Pengulin
      @Pengulin 3 роки тому +21

      Your school plays movies?

  • @rosselanor
    @rosselanor 2 роки тому +8

    That hairy ball with bare legs (11:09) is "Chlupáč od Ježurů" (literally "Hairy one from Jezura's Inn"), one of thousands of Prague's boogeymen. Jezura's Inn was a brothel and this fellow was know for strangling, beating and biting local girls (he even bite off one's nose).

  • @notchspongbob9124
    @notchspongbob9124 Рік тому +12

    God damn it! You unlocked my memory. When I was approximately 9 years old, I was on a trip to Czech Republic, and some other countries of EU. They played it on a bus screen, I was so horrified and embarrassed that I asked bus driver to turn it off. I always was a shy kid, but had to overcome myself, because it was too scary)

  • @patkub3214
    @patkub3214 3 роки тому +8486

    Fun fact: in Czechia, beer is cheaper than water.
    EDIT: Another Fun fact for 7k: Czechs are the world record holders in beer drinking. Statistically speaking, every Czech person drinks on average 141 litres of beer in a year (as of 2019), the most per capita in the world. Czech beer is also regarded as one of the best, among German or Irish beers.

    • @CringeAnimations69420
      @CringeAnimations69420 3 роки тому +258

      Drunk

    • @theawkwardskeleton6608
      @theawkwardskeleton6608 3 роки тому +283

      Patrik Kubík never change, Central Europe (except Germany, it’s good you keep changing)

    • @vadifadoms
      @vadifadoms 3 роки тому +173

      That explains a lot

    • @muanofuny7457
      @muanofuny7457 3 роки тому +79

      @@theawkwardskeleton6608 It's central europe

    • @ArdannaL
      @ArdannaL 3 роки тому +285

      Also fun fact, beer has been safer than water for most of human history.

  • @elajzcz6651
    @elajzcz6651 3 роки тому +3023

    Me: A proud Czech
    *Watches the video*
    Me: Not as proud Czech

    • @AdelaTomankova
      @AdelaTomankova 3 роки тому +47

      Same...

    • @hamadalattas5288
      @hamadalattas5288 3 роки тому +60

      Last time I watched a movie that has goat like animals and I didn’t finish it so the next day my mother turned on this film on accident and thought it was the same film that I didn’t finish and it was the worst movie I have ever seen

    • @hxmawariellio
      @hxmawariellio 3 роки тому +9

      neasi já-

    • @zosiabialowas1675
      @zosiabialowas1675 3 роки тому +24

      Now I'm wondering if we Poles have ours ugly animated movies.. Hello neighbors

    • @elajzcz6651
      @elajzcz6651 3 роки тому +7

      @@zosiabialowas1675 Hello right back at ya

  • @pnkgut6659
    @pnkgut6659 2 роки тому +49

    I like how, unlike most critics I watch, he acknowledges the up bringings, like how only 10 people did this, it broke records, etc
    Thank you for existing 👊🏼😩✨

  • @haileyhughes4973
    @haileyhughes4973 2 роки тому +11

    So last year we hosted a foreign exchange student from the Czech Republic, and I remember asking him about this movie. He said it was something they watched IN SCHOOL as CHILDREN. He did say that it was pretty traumatizing and kind of scary.

    • @haileyhughes4973
      @haileyhughes4973 2 роки тому +2

      Also (even though a LOT of people call it this) Czechoslovkia is not the name of either country. See the split between the two countries happened on January 1, 1993. The politically correct names of the these countries are the Czech Republic and Slovakia.

  • @elainejsta
    @elainejsta 3 роки тому +1552

    “It’s because I’m a goat...”
    “Well, maybe a little bit”

    • @patrikkralik3610
      @patrikkralik3610 3 роки тому +49

      Bruh that joke killed me as a kid...

    • @bananaspice1967
      @bananaspice1967 3 роки тому +12

      Baaaah

    • @martinhroch344
      @martinhroch344 3 роки тому +33

      "No, it's because you don't have any nails in your boobs."
      -Kurtis Conner

    • @Vulnresati
      @Vulnresati 3 роки тому +1

      Thats a good reply honestly

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 3 роки тому

      @@martinhroch344 OAKSKWNKKA

  • @eckyboi7448
    @eckyboi7448 3 роки тому +1865

    Saber spark: NO TI**IES!!
    Every single Pixar mom in existence: Hold my beer...

    • @KO-ke5xp
      @KO-ke5xp 3 роки тому +88

      hold my F cups

    • @dreadcthuhlu8560
      @dreadcthuhlu8560 3 роки тому +60

      The difference is if Pixar was made by this company you’d prob get a scene where those mom’s show off the goods lol

    • @avictoryrollvintage3713
      @avictoryrollvintage3713 3 роки тому +18

      Well that made my Friday seeing saberspark glitch over the word tits 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamarihernandez7117
      @jamarihernandez7117 3 роки тому +14

      _Hold my bewbs_

    • @buckyheeler8098
      @buckyheeler8098 3 роки тому +7

      Hold my ____ Cups.

  • @2Scribble
    @2Scribble 2 роки тому +10

    0:38 - 2008?! 2008?!?!?!?!?!?
    That's the year Bolt - Ponyo - and fucking WALL-E came out... what the absolute *HELL* ?!

  • @sarah_the_tea_queen1404
    @sarah_the_tea_queen1404 9 місяців тому +3

    Oh you have no idea how proud I am to be czech when I see a foreigner like you talking about czech stuff like this 😁🇨🇿

  • @rmsdimples8533
    @rmsdimples8533 3 роки тому +1819

    If a movie was named *Goat Story* you would assume the story revolves around a goat...

  • @SatsukyMirabelle
    @SatsukyMirabelle 3 роки тому +2291

    Saberspark: "Is anyone Slovakian at this point?"
    All of us Slovakians: *existential crisis* 👁️👄👁️

    • @LuLa_41
      @LuLa_41 3 роки тому +85

      Thanks for existing my fellow Slovaks, I guess we're over now ;-;

    • @just_foxy35
      @just_foxy35 3 роки тому +53

      * laughs in czech *

    • @guitarpick2002
      @guitarpick2002 3 роки тому +19

      I'm American and was thinking the same thing. Slovakia is a country!

    • @celinathehottie
      @celinathehottie 3 роки тому +13

      Lol! I'm pretty sure he said is *it* even Slovakian at this point, as in the Czech Republic.

    • @shiftbutbad
      @shiftbutbad 3 роки тому +6

      Hello my slovak brotha I'll stop existing now!

  • @jezevecmartin6122
    @jezevecmartin6122 Рік тому +9

    0:50 i am czech and i am actually proud of it XD also i love when english speaker says anything in my language it is so funny...and also you said Jan Tománek bit wrong but i appreciate that you tried :)

  • @BohemiaValois
    @BohemiaValois Рік тому +5

    About the character designs, I believe that is based on the fact that hand-carved wooden puppets are a HUGE part of our culture, a lot of the early movies here, if not being paper cut-outs or drawings, were made with these puppets, since (as you can see with Goat Story), CGI isn't really big here. If you look up czech puppets, I'm sure you can easily see the similarity. A great example of czech film making is Karel Zeman, who afaik is relatively famous in foreign countries. Definitely "czech" that out!

  • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
    @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 3 роки тому +734

    Fun fact: Medieval people actually knew how to maintain basic hygiene, and bathed frequently. It's nowhere near the same standards as nowadays, but nothing really was.

    • @pyromaniacalmagpie3198
      @pyromaniacalmagpie3198 3 роки тому +71

      Wasnt the "no bathing" thing specific to one single area of the planet?
      It just turned into an "all europeans" thing because, you know, it's trendy to diss on pale people.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 роки тому +97

      It was only during the Black Death that Bathing was discouraged (they believed it spread the illness and they might have been right since baths were communal), which then became fashionable after the fact. Queen Isabella of Castile claimed she bathed twice in her life - during her christening and before he wedding.

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 3 роки тому +34

      @@pyromaniacalmagpie3198 As much as it would normally make me cringe, yeah. People underestimate the sheer brilliance of Europeans. Not that they were BETTER than other people, but we we're lucky to have had settled in the place that we did.

    • @codemancz798
      @codemancz798 3 роки тому +41

      @@pyromaniacalmagpie3198 "No bathing" was specific to Brits, the rest of Europe was relatively clean.

    • @DoctorLazers
      @DoctorLazers 3 роки тому +33

      Also, all the bad teeth jokes about medieval peoples. Yeah, they didn't have modern dentistry, but they also didn't eat nearly as much corrosive sugars and shit, so they weren't all that bad.

  • @picco2939
    @picco2939 2 роки тому +4

    7:11 I have seen this movie once in German TV a few years ago.

  • @lovelysushi2442
    @lovelysushi2442 Рік тому +7

    as a fellow czech, even if it really is uncanny.. it was my childhood, it felt like a fever dream sure but its still a nostalgia

    • @meriembrasse2873
      @meriembrasse2873 Рік тому +1

      When I was a child I seen some Czech movies like cinderella and the 3 wishes , she basically had an owl assistant and 3 nuts that delivered her wishes , there was another movie I am looking the name of , it was about a devil who steals these magical items from this family , like a magic sewing box that sews dresses , a magic boot that walks for miles and miles , and a third Item don't remember what it was , but everytime he hears how they use it with the magic word but he always misses how to stop these magical items and gets in trouble for using them , I am still intrigued by those movies I seen and want to find them again

  • @zuzkavamosi8578
    @zuzkavamosi8578 3 роки тому +1896

    After realizing that in czech "goats" can mean "boobs", it's hard to not see the name as a pun XD

    • @lensukunai2559
      @lensukunai2559 3 роки тому +217

      Can I pet your goats

    • @goofycidee
      @goofycidee 3 роки тому +45

      Waiiit a second

    • @anomaliexxx
      @anomaliexxx 3 роки тому +98

      @@lensukunai2559 WAIT SHIT WHY IS THIS FUNNY

    • @forkeater245
      @forkeater245 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah, Kozy Are goats And boobs in czech, but in czech you can also call boobs Prsa

    • @zuzkavamosi8578
      @zuzkavamosi8578 3 роки тому +11

      @@forkeater245 wouldnt that be translated as breasts tho?

  • @jamie-deanorourke9318
    @jamie-deanorourke9318 3 роки тому +652

    "Its because I'm a *GOAT* isn't it!"
    "Maybe a little..."
    Oh only a little bit huh? 👁👄👁

    • @Velgar_Grim
      @Velgar_Grim 3 роки тому +41

      It was a different time back then. A simpler time. You loved a goat, you loved a goat.

    • @angibolton6300
      @angibolton6300 3 роки тому +18

      Bruh ngl that part made me wanna see the movie

  • @zaynabtlili8911
    @zaynabtlili8911 Рік тому +11

    As a Czechisen I can just agree that it's scary and everyone here are saying the same. I watched it once just for fun😂 Zlatá Česká republika

  • @NaltKalus
    @NaltKalus 2 роки тому +14

    I saw this movie when I was 4 and I loved it. I've never met anyone in the Czech Republic who wouldn't like this film. I know it wouldnt be child-friendly in America, but we really don't have time to talk about unimportant things here, and most kids are normal, even though this is on TV, we're just friendlier to "bad" humor. But you're right, this movie isn't really good.

  • @metronicmagician1816
    @metronicmagician1816 3 роки тому +1100

    You are really not helping your “I’m not a furry” defense with that lion king skit.

  • @anezkavoprsalova76
    @anezkavoprsalova76 3 роки тому +724

    On part of all czechia: We apologize. This is disgusting. We all hate it.

    • @darthironzino8605
      @darthironzino8605 3 роки тому +32

      I loved that as Kid..they even show this movie in school

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 3 роки тому +66

      I mean hey, you guys tried. Trying is better than not doing anything.

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 3 роки тому +5

      Anezka Voprsalova
      LOL!

    • @owner_mind
      @owner_mind 3 роки тому +15

      @@darthironzino8605 do you need a therapist?

    • @vojtechhykys1466
      @vojtechhykys1466 3 роки тому +2

      @@darthironzino8605 stejně pro mě.

  • @jayzeo4767
    @jayzeo4767 Рік тому +18

    I actually commend the character designs and textures. They have detail beyond other movies with even higher budgets. In a way you can tell how characters smell and they have a certain grime to them, for what that's worth

  • @arthsd
    @arthsd 9 місяців тому +2

    Here in Brazil I used to watch that movie a lot in school, don't even know where my teacher got it.
    Fun fact: it's called "Uma Fazenda Maluca" in portuguese something like "Crazy Farm" in english

  • @Isuckatvideogames210
    @Isuckatvideogames210 3 роки тому +1175

    Toy story with sex just brings the "andy's mom's toy" meme to life

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +1878

    "They're like animated caricatures from hell!"
    Sounds like he saw my family photo

  • @parallaxester
    @parallaxester 2 роки тому

    I am so,so glad that Saber makes the sponsor at the start of the video SO MINOR,that i don't even need to skip it.

  • @LuckysExposed
    @LuckysExposed 2 роки тому +7

    G O A T 13:30

  • @blakdeth
    @blakdeth 3 роки тому +840

    The Czech republic and Slovakia split up a while ago. Czechoslovakia hasn't existed since 1993.

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby 3 роки тому +58

      It would take him less than a minute to check the info, even while recording but why bother...

    • @ducks4rent
      @ducks4rent 3 роки тому +8

      Yup! One of my classmates lived in Slovakia for about a year a little while ago!

    • @user-wn3wv5bx5e
      @user-wn3wv5bx5e 3 роки тому +25

      I got a question- is Czech pronounced like how Saber pronounce it??
      Edit: Thanks for the people who replied, you guys saved my ass from a mistake I might commit

    • @sheiks65
      @sheiks65 3 роки тому +10

      @@user-wn3wv5bx5e Yes

    • @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
      @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 3 роки тому +10

      @@realswobby it's not that deep.

  • @Irl_catgirl
    @Irl_catgirl 3 роки тому +808

    I hate that someone out there has probably made rule 34 out of this movie.

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 3 роки тому +173

      Brb I'll CZECH
      After a quick search I found 0, even in Googles images.

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 3 роки тому +81

      Kameron Bartley
      This just single handily ruined my whole day thinking about it-

    • @Irl_catgirl
      @Irl_catgirl 3 роки тому +35

      @@3starperfectdeer233 Damn. I really hope 35 doesn't hold true

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy 3 роки тому +18

      @@Irl_catgirl It and 41 always pull through.

    • @southdraw1017
      @southdraw1017 3 роки тому +46

      I thought with the thicc girl, at least a cringy inflation picture

  • @djraythefurry0420
    @djraythefurry0420 Рік тому +8

    Honestly with Curtis Connors video I thought the goat story cartoons were going to be around PG-13 due to him bringing up the fact that they were lenient on it, but I didn't expect leniency to the point where it would be shown in schools 😹 I'm not exactly how to feel about this because they are saying it is part of their culture , but I hope everybody has a good day good luck to you all and may you all find peace in your domains :3 tschüss

  • @Darth234Ravenous
    @Darth234Ravenous 2 роки тому +4

    2:03 It honestly sounded like you said "aren't an animating studio" to me. That honestly would have been a much better name for them

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 3 роки тому +554

    Conspiracy theory: Maybe all the budget went to modelling the Astronomical Clock and thats why everything else sucks.

    • @theemperorofmankind9023
      @theemperorofmankind9023 3 роки тому +14

      I agree.

    • @pheebobeebo1459
      @pheebobeebo1459 3 роки тому +21

      that's actually a plausible concept

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 3 роки тому +23

      That makes perfect sense cuz that clock looks almost photorealistic while everything else looks like rotten pork dumplings stuffed with horse dung and maggots. XD

    • @mr.oopsiedoopsie
      @mr.oopsiedoopsie 3 роки тому +6

      I wouldn’t be surprised

    • @mr.unlucky2675
      @mr.unlucky2675 3 роки тому +1

      Well, yeah, probably, we are kinda really patriotic.

  • @rosepilling275
    @rosepilling275 3 роки тому +2518

    I have a weird movie recommendation for you to check out, it's called "Romeo And Juliet: Sealed With A Kiss" it's a 2D animated retelling of Romeo and Juliet where most of the characters are Seals it's so weird and there's a really annoying character called something like Kissy the Kissing Fish that was voiced by the daughter of the Movie's creator when she was a little girl. It's so strange, I definitely think it's right up your alley.

    • @goodoldfashionedangel
      @goodoldfashionedangel 3 роки тому +48

      OMG. YES.

    • @burstnbubbles8163
      @burstnbubbles8163 3 роки тому +69

      OMG! I remember watching this when I went through a Romeo and Juliet phase (I was really young and had watched the garden gnomes version). This would be amazing to see him review!!!!

    • @wig9916
      @wig9916 3 роки тому +4

      YES

    • @carna24
      @carna24 3 роки тому +18

      Omg I remember that movie I had it on DVD...

    • @ArtsyPhalanges
      @ArtsyPhalanges 3 роки тому +4

      YES OMG! XD

  • @momololtotesshit1285
    @momololtotesshit1285 2 роки тому

    17:43 i recognize that painting, it's about the Battle of Visby when danish forces sieged and conquered the swedish town of Visby on the Gotland island

  • @Amethysts_Angel
    @Amethysts_Angel Рік тому +1

    20:18 I'll tell you this, bro has the body type of Mr. Stain.

  • @World_Theory
    @World_Theory 3 роки тому +1905

    Let's be real; the goat was the only good looking character. The reason, is that goats are normally supposed to be ugly, so they basically didn't change anything for his character design. Which means that in a world of extremely terrifyingly ugly people, the goat will be the best looking one there.
    That makes sense, right?

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop 3 роки тому +95

      Bitch have you seen a goat they’re absolutely adorable and my favourite animal

    • @skittlez7613
      @skittlez7613 3 роки тому +26

      Ritro o p i n i o n s

    • @jxicy.scheme4986
      @jxicy.scheme4986 3 роки тому +22

      Ritro
      ✨O P I N I O N S✨

    • @jxicy.scheme4986
      @jxicy.scheme4986 3 роки тому +5

      _ Skittles _
      ™️

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop 3 роки тому +32

      Jxicy.Scheme SILENCE THEY’RE ADORABLE HOW DARE YOU

  • @coolestdoodever753
    @coolestdoodever753 3 роки тому +1150

    "This is for kids?!"
    Buddy, you haven't seen Popee The Performer

    • @poofan5086
      @poofan5086 3 роки тому +111

      all things considered im surprised he *hasn't* made a vide of popee

    • @Rein377
      @Rein377 3 роки тому +38

      I have, though, and it's one of the best anime ever created

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 3 роки тому +26

      What is it? I'm not searching it up I want to keep my search history safe and secure
      Edit: Alright I understand the show now

    • @poofan5086
      @poofan5086 3 роки тому +68

      @@CoolerMike it’s just a kinda unsettling japanese kid’s show, pretty solid if you’re into weird grunge-creepy stuff like that
      it’s only like, three hours long and all on youtube for free-

    • @rdr2294
      @rdr2294 3 роки тому +59

      @@CoolerMike It's like... A show about circus performers trying to practice their circus routines in the desert? But every episode is essentially the characters trying to kill eachother in whack-ass ways. It reminds me of those kinds of road runner/coyote cartoons, but the hilariously disturbing 3-D animation and main character's psychotic personality makes it especially wild.

  • @Lolz-Lolz
    @Lolz-Lolz 8 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for putting music in the intro!

  • @nutzzzzzzzzz
    @nutzzzzzzzzz Рік тому +9

    well as a somoene from the Czech republic, this movie pretty scared me when I was a little, I am quite ashamed that my country made this tho xD

    • @ondrasramek8426
      @ondrasramek8426 Рік тому +1

      Im happy that Im not the only who was scared of it when I was little

  • @chaoscommentary2179
    @chaoscommentary2179 3 роки тому +625

    “No boobs put them away but bring guns guns are cool”.....yeah sounds about right

  • @Bernyoliver
    @Bernyoliver 3 роки тому +478

    "Czech names are very hard to say!"
    *Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz has entered the chat

    • @justyoureverydayhuman4026
      @justyoureverydayhuman4026 3 роки тому +38

      Gesundheit.

    • @adecadentsong
      @adecadentsong 3 роки тому +59

      Czech does have some hard words but they are generally short. Those word salads are actually Polish.

    • @TriggerzConnors
      @TriggerzConnors 3 роки тому +7

      *speaks in electric*

    • @kellanlevi5663
      @kellanlevi5663 3 роки тому +3

      My brain flatlined trying to figure out that sound

    • @gxriz2044
      @gxriz2044 3 роки тому +1

      K I’m gonna try…
      Grizygor Brezsczisckiwics
      It still is hard
      Edit: I’m sorry for ruining it

  • @JasonDbread
    @JasonDbread 10 місяців тому +2

    The fact he was clearly drunk or at least somewhat tipsy recording this video is so funny to me

  • @imazombiebutalsokindofaghost
    @imazombiebutalsokindofaghost 2 роки тому +9

    I remember watching this as a kid at like 5 and was like..."No, the poor donkey got hung just for their love" at the end, thanks for the nightmarish memories. (But seriously, why were kids allowed to view this)

    • @imazombiebutalsokindofaghost
      @imazombiebutalsokindofaghost 2 роки тому

      NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (There's a second one, please save yourself while you can ) ua-cam.com/video/fan7XfY8Lpg/v-deo.html

  • @martinhroch344
    @martinhroch344 3 роки тому +1772

    *Fun fact:*
    In the original, Goat is voiced by the same person who voices Marge in Czech dub of The Simpsons and Gru in Despicable Me.

    • @lukasVGL
      @lukasVGL 3 роки тому +39

      Omg didn't even notice

    • @veronkun5690
      @veronkun5690 3 роки тому +1

      Yep

    • @Ribbital
      @Ribbital 3 роки тому +3

      well that would explain the episode where um the melon big boy 2 day bad doctor if you know what I mean

    • @scrunklymansoren
      @scrunklymansoren 3 роки тому

      that pains me very much

    • @ohgodpleaseno7374
      @ohgodpleaseno7374 3 роки тому

      Steve carrell?

  • @radimkolar2270
    @radimkolar2270 3 роки тому +665

    I am also czech, and I know that movie is horrible. It actually terrified me.

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 3 роки тому +35

      Yeah...kids in my hometown cried after watching it.
      I don't think it did much to me though, watched it multiple times

    • @justcallmelucky
      @justcallmelucky 3 роки тому +4

      AkaiYoru 😂, really?!

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 3 роки тому +7

      @@justcallmelucky Yeah, I think they were most traumatised after the hanging

    • @akaiyoru2681
      @akaiyoru2681 3 роки тому +9

      @@Entropy101Q We have beautiful movies for children, some live action, some animated. I would say we made good ones until the early 2000s, maybe a bit over, but...I feel like all we release today is trash

    • @patriksolc3025
      @patriksolc3025 3 роки тому +1

      Ahoj...

  • @LeoDoesAllThis
    @LeoDoesAllThis 9 місяців тому +2

    I remember that I was trying to discover what the movie was all about in the past 4 years before that you and Kurtis Conner were reviewing this movie and honestly, I thought it was too weird, like I don’t get a single joke here and there. Looking at it now, I don’t really expect myself to watch the whole movie though, lmfao. Other than that, great job for reviewing this movie.

  • @dhro02
    @dhro02 2 роки тому

    Not the race car edits! Lol😂😂😂
    My god I love Saberspark's editor!

  • @mikimiki2245
    @mikimiki2245 3 роки тому +772

    watching this in 1080p is actually gonna make me sick wHY DOES EVERYTHING JIGGLE

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 3 роки тому +8

      Because everything in this movie is made of literal crap! XD

    • @Blablablablabla392
      @Blablablablabla392 3 роки тому +23

      JIGGLE PHYSICS

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 3 роки тому +5

      miki miki
      I haven’t watched the video yet, but that sounds like some sort of anime physics-

    • @smalljared64
      @smalljared64 3 роки тому +2

      Its your computer trying to kill you

    • @swag_birb6706
      @swag_birb6706 3 роки тому

      Tiddy

  • @GoProKyo
    @GoProKyo 3 роки тому +2551

    Thank you for not calling the animation awful, the 3D rigs are insanely articulate. The designs are what are gross, not so much the movements. I appreciate that you're aware of the difference between animation and character design.

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 3 роки тому +72

      Yeah the modeling is quite impressive

    • @caerbinet476
      @caerbinet476 3 роки тому +87

      The animation itself is actually pretty well done ngl

    • @anthonysolis7146
      @anthonysolis7146 3 роки тому +4

      Check yourself before you wreck yourself watching this :p

    • @WhimZyHasAYouTubeChannel
      @WhimZyHasAYouTubeChannel Рік тому +1

      It feels like it was rendered in 720p

    • @mm-ez6xn
      @mm-ez6xn Рік тому +4

      I fw the art style. It's very grotesque in an old Canterbury Tales animated adaption vein

  • @maihaiki888
    @maihaiki888 2 роки тому +2

    I remember in 6th Grade I watched a Christmas movie in my class while we were having a party. Though the movie seemed to be for kids, there was actually a scene were the main character's parents were making out ON screen. Now, I'm about to go to 8th Grade, but someone's comment on this video made me remember that unfortunate day...

  • @luisacesar4185
    @luisacesar4185 Рік тому

    Damn, I live in Brazil and remember seeing this DVD on a bookstore. I thought it was a fever dream of mine.

  • @donutchan8114
    @donutchan8114 3 роки тому +379

    "Is it because I'm a goat???"
    "I mean, a little bit..."
    Well alright then

  • @chickenflavor9880
    @chickenflavor9880 3 роки тому +635

    Saber is trying really hard to make us think he's not a furry.

    • @what6100
      @what6100 3 роки тому +34

      no he's trying to convince us he's a furry

    • @outtakefiend6839
      @outtakefiend6839 3 роки тому

      Is he really tho?

    • @bubbles1044
      @bubbles1044 3 роки тому +7

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl shut up

    • @fockingreat1125
      @fockingreat1125 3 роки тому +1

      @@bubbles1044 What was in the link?

    • @bubbles1044
      @bubbles1044 3 роки тому +11

      @@fockingreat1125 unfunny random video link, it's a badly sung song

  • @elryano2384
    @elryano2384 2 роки тому +2

    The “oh you thought I was talking about her TIIIIIIIIIIII” caught me off guard as I was drawing while watching this video lmao, that was great

  • @jellycat3888
    @jellycat3888 3 роки тому +1

    I have been to Prague it is actually a super beautiful city!

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 3 роки тому +675

    "Imagine if Sex and alcohol was in every American Animated Feature..."
    *Ralph Bakshi* "I have been summoned!"

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 3 роки тому +25

      Oh, no you don't! Back to the internet you go!

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 3 роки тому +9

      @@danjoredd he probably wished he could put sex and alcohol in it, though.

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 3 роки тому +12

      @@danjoredd You mean the version that was even more oddly homoerotic than the live action films?

    • @JohnDoe-kv3kd
      @JohnDoe-kv3kd 3 роки тому +3

      @@carlycrays2831
      Yeah there is some odd stuff in there.

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 3 роки тому +3

      And to this day we don't know why Aragorn is a native american...
      AND WHERE HIS PANTS ARE

  • @berandom2000
    @berandom2000 3 роки тому +1348

    In Czechoslovakia:
    “Mami, můžeme mít Toy Story?”
    English: “Mom can we have Toy Story.”
    “Máme doma Toy Story.”
    English: “We have Toy Story at home.”
    Toy Story at home:
    Edit: Wow, I never soared this high before.

    • @egedz
      @egedz 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks

    • @martinhroch344
      @martinhroch344 3 роки тому +7

      *Shrek

    • @crassweller11
      @crassweller11 3 роки тому +15

      I guess Czechoslovakia got Toy Story two years early

    • @martinhroch344
      @martinhroch344 3 роки тому +4

      Czech Toy Story is Toys In The Attic (Na Půdě).

    • @slugpastetm7442
      @slugpastetm7442 3 роки тому +12

      Czechoslovakia isnt a thing since 1998 p lS

  • @ShanyBell100
    @ShanyBell100 2 роки тому +1

    In Brazil this movie was realsed by the name "A história da Cabra: Queijo de Cabra". I've tottaly forget that nightmare

  • @vendybirdsvadl7472
    @vendybirdsvadl7472 2 роки тому

    never seen or watched the goat story but i have seen the sequal and well... from what i remember its about a king who have weirdly a high interest in the smell of cheese until being somewhat betrayed after being offered some special cheese as in exchange for... i think it was exchange for control? i cant really recall, all ik is that he would do everything for cheese which would include selling his personal belongings

  • @wg5839
    @wg5839 3 роки тому +1597

    "Czech names are very hard to say"
    Over all Slavic names are hard to say but try saying polish names

    • @BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554
      @BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554 3 роки тому +56

      I'm polish and it is confusing for a second especially to spell but if someone tells you how you know how to for a long time!

    • @wg5839
      @wg5839 3 роки тому +46

      @@BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554 I couldn't spell my surname untill my sister taught me lmao

    • @notactuallyacat.
      @notactuallyacat. 3 роки тому +42

      Can confirm. I have a polish name with 9 letters and practically none of them are pronounced the way they should be

    • @wg5839
      @wg5839 3 роки тому +25

      @@notactuallyacat. I had to teach my mate to say my surname. He is the only English person ik who can say my surname perfectly

    • @beefsmeller27
      @beefsmeller27 3 роки тому +11

      I wasn’t able to spell my middle name for a while

  • @ericasutton3147
    @ericasutton3147 3 роки тому +327

    This movie is making Food Fight look like Zootopia.

    • @oimenamesrick
      @oimenamesrick 3 роки тому +3

      Lmaoooo

    • @nucleor7268
      @nucleor7268 3 роки тому +23

      I would definitely rather watch Goat Story than that abomination.

    • @DecaafTweakin
      @DecaafTweakin 3 роки тому +2

      @@nucleor7268 yea

    • @blazerocker1734
      @blazerocker1734 3 роки тому +6

      Chicken Little maybe but certainly not Zootopia.

    • @DecaafTweakin
      @DecaafTweakin 3 роки тому +2

      @@blazerocker1734 Zootopia is too much praise

  • @brenosilveira9076
    @brenosilveira9076 Рік тому +1

    Hank Ketcham, who worked on the different character designs of Goat, Jemmy, Katy, Matthew, and Master Hanus. Jan Tománek's Czech 2008 animated movie of the same name released in Japan on 2 March 2002 and in the United States on 6 July 2003.

  • @crossoverclub1378
    @crossoverclub1378 2 роки тому

    1:54 I just love how you said that. That killed me! 😂

  • @Miles_Files
    @Miles_Files 3 роки тому +3213

    *It's nice that someone's finally talking about our garbage for once*

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 3 роки тому +26

      lmao

    • @ivolize9764
      @ivolize9764 3 роки тому +30

      I love your pfp, this comes from a fellow eddsworld fan.

    • @LPKids2_202
      @LPKids2_202 3 роки тому +13

      Im a eddsworld fan too

    • @starryeyes008
      @starryeyes008 3 роки тому +13

      DO I SENSE FELLOW EDD HEADS?!

    • @ratpatt3724
      @ratpatt3724 3 роки тому +3

      AWESOME PROFILE

  • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
    @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 3 роки тому +470

    "You thought i was talking about her tiiIIiiIIIIIIiIIII1i11i-"
    Lowkey startled me lmao

  • @jorgegoldreincarnated
    @jorgegoldreincarnated 2 роки тому

    I remember watching that movie an early saturday/sunday morning on TV while flipping through channels.
    (FYI: I'm from Mexico).
    The movie had Latin Spanish dub.

  • @tiredvampireguy
    @tiredvampireguy Рік тому

    Im from brazil and when i was a kid i used to watch goat story a lot tbh, interesting to know more about it

  • @absolite3574
    @absolite3574 3 роки тому +549

    I got a condom ad after that lion king bit.
    Whether youtube's trying to tell me something or not, I don't think I'd very well be interested.

  • @thejfkshow347
    @thejfkshow347 3 роки тому +544

    Saber: *OH, YOU THOUGHT I MEANT HER TI-*
    UA-cam: *SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT ALL DOWN!*

    • @Nick_diazfan
      @Nick_diazfan 3 роки тому +5

      True

    • @maxman1602
      @maxman1602 3 роки тому +4

      Big ole tonhongerekoogers.

    • @thejfkshow347
      @thejfkshow347 3 роки тому +5

      @@maxman1602 absolute cachonglerhoongerhinglers

    • @maxman1602
      @maxman1602 3 роки тому +4

      @@thejfkshow347 Massive dohoonkabhankoloos.

    • @thejfkshow347
      @thejfkshow347 3 роки тому +4

      @@maxman1602 fucking amazing zangalahanakangaloos

  • @Staniele
    @Staniele 2 роки тому

    As a person who lives relatively near the Czech Republic and Slovenia only about a country away I have never seen this item in stores which is odd because basically half of the kids section in a DVD section in a store or something is local or basically European animation

  • @FilFee
    @FilFee 2 роки тому +1

    I guess the weirdness of the movie makes sense. AAA Studio is a direct successor to the studio that made "Sally" (The Clockman), that lost piece of media that was found.

  • @LogicalMan6
    @LogicalMan6 3 роки тому +545

    Saber, you should do more "if sex and alcohol were in every American animated feature" clips

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 3 роки тому +25

      Bet he’d love Zootopia more than ever if it had that.

    • @moonshine5250
      @moonshine5250 3 роки тому +10

      *HellRay* yeah, all of those bunny jokes... he is gonna have fun with that! XD

    • @FiendEnder
      @FiendEnder 3 роки тому +9

      Josh Roehl that was like a rick roll, but a pathetic self-advertisement on a completely unrelated video instead.

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez 3 роки тому +7

      @@FiendEnder at least he knows the rules... *AND SO DO I*

    • @FiendEnder
      @FiendEnder 3 роки тому

      Danny Mendez true, true.

  • @MrAdamFC
    @MrAdamFC 3 роки тому +494

    plague's, Ugly people and poverty. So this movie is set in 2020 .
    Czech mate

  • @iibearii6149
    @iibearii6149 2 роки тому +2

    10:02.. man ive just been playing RLcraft.. the irony of this

  • @Ava-tz8sp
    @Ava-tz8sp Рік тому +1

    just a random thing, in 5 grade me and my group made a presentation about czech christmas traditions. that was our classes project and i have no idea why we picked czech, didn't even know what that was until then.

  • @stephenmiller4091
    @stephenmiller4091 3 роки тому +378

    Not-Russians put Sex and Alchol in a children's movie. Story Czechs out.

  • @collinmclaren6608
    @collinmclaren6608 3 роки тому +564

    "Imagine if sex and alcohol were present in every American animated feature."
    ...is it bad I can picture a Lady and the Tramp sex scene set to some Lana Del Rey?

  • @a.ara_cz
    @a.ara_cz Рік тому

    actually, those random scenes like hedles knight are supose to be references to old prage legends. but. i rly like your video and i am glad you did it.

  • @dragolingrand8607
    @dragolingrand8607 2 роки тому

    11:08 to 11:34
    if you are a Czech or Slavic citizen correct me if I’m wrong. I too am an oblivious American.
    I’m unsure but my best guess is that the fuzzy dude with the theighs is supposed to be a creature in folklore called a Domovoy which were said to be house spirits. I’ve seen some old illustrations on google and they seemed to be right on the money in the film. Again I could be wrong.

  • @Frawg1
    @Frawg1 3 роки тому +580

    Guns are completely fine but-
    “What’s this 0.02 inches of cleavage!!!
    Unexceptional”- every group of kids movie producers

    • @Weebish_Dragon
      @Weebish_Dragon 3 роки тому +29

      Elastigirl and every other pixar mom: Unf

    • @pafaccount4454
      @pafaccount4454 3 роки тому +15

      In all fairness the guns are never used, as where cleavage is usually used to give characters more of a sex appeal. Trying to arouse kids is not exactly a great thing.

    • @alexcarlton9014
      @alexcarlton9014 3 роки тому

      @Pete Harrison The Frick. Its a music video. Im not watching it tho

    • @LooneyNuke
      @LooneyNuke 3 роки тому +2

      Didn't they get rid of Elmer Fudds gun?

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 3 роки тому

      pafa Ccount
      Kids won’t get it.

  • @lunawolf8886
    @lunawolf8886 3 роки тому +481

    I am czech and when I saw this movie as a child I had nightmares for a long time.
    And then Goat story with Cheese came out... And the nightmares returned...
    And I think it is sad that THIS is a czech movie that is known in foreign countreis.

    • @ondrakotouc1389
      @ondrakotouc1389 3 роки тому +4

      You are not alone bro I am Czech taky

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 роки тому +16

      Dont feel bad, it could be worse. Look at Serbia: the only Serbian movie most non-Serbians can name is "A Serbian Film" and that's almost as disturbing as Goat Story.

    • @stejskyhostarykanalneaktiv1878
      @stejskyhostarykanalneaktiv1878 3 роки тому +3

      I am too from Czech republic

    • @lukasVGL
      @lukasVGL 3 роки тому +1

      I loved Goat story with cheese ._.

    • @eliskacerna5856
      @eliskacerna5856 3 роки тому +1

      Ask my Ucle why he did that kind of animation and these weird meshes.

  • @Renzo-cn4zw
    @Renzo-cn4zw 2 роки тому +2

    0:16 my reaction to the american version of yoohoo & friends cartoon by david feiss

  • @Thingamabucket
    @Thingamabucket 2 роки тому

    the can you feel the love tonight scene, is that scene. And Timon and puma were watching them.