So Much News, So Little Time - Nepotism, Impeachment & the Freedom Caucus: The Daily Show

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  • Опубліковано 29 бер 2017
  • First Daughter Ivanka Trump gets a White House job, recently impeached South Korean President Park Geun-hye is arrested, and Donald Trump fights with his fellow Republicans.
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    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
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  • @Bunny-mw2lo
    @Bunny-mw2lo 7 років тому +314

    Trevor Noah's impression of Ivanka was so funny! It gave me life! Lol 😂

  • @danielarul1630
    @danielarul1630 7 років тому +1188

    Anyone tired of winning? or we're just losing "bigly".

  • @CharismaBlue911
    @CharismaBlue911 7 років тому +138

    Who else closed their eyes, took a deep, relaxing breath, and imagined it?

    • @mkb592
      @mkb592 4 роки тому +1

      Cynthia Zelaya well know you don’t know

    • @randomize8076
      @randomize8076 3 роки тому

      The imagination worked, hahaha, he got impeached twice and yet remains to be thrown into jail.

  • @Moni-yn3kq
    @Moni-yn3kq 7 років тому +80

    "Baby man with boom boom juice"! 😂😂😂

    • @Lord_Alhaitham
      @Lord_Alhaitham 4 роки тому +2

      Not gonna lie i laughed like an insane guy on that one 🤣🤣

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 7 років тому +664

    "I am going to be a daughter" really????? This smile and tone was sooooooo fake

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому +22

      To quote Michelle Wolf on Ivanka: "I'm successful and powerful. How can you be like me? Buy my handbag!"

    • @russianhomecat3313
      @russianhomecat3313 7 років тому +6

      And she is still a daughter on the first place👌

    • @charmagne2102
      @charmagne2102 7 років тому +12

      "I am going to be a daughter"
      So you have a conflict of interest.

    • @archiballarchi3922
      @archiballarchi3922 7 років тому +2

      Ivanca for president(":

    • @Jasonblade9012
      @Jasonblade9012 7 років тому +4

      superman superman nepotism trumptard, do you understand it? Also time to take your pills

  • @ConservativeHippie99
    @ConservativeHippie99 7 років тому +26

    "no, no, seriously. Lets close our eyes, and imagine that."😂 👏👏👏👏👏👏💯

  • @indiarose7199
    @indiarose7199 7 років тому +300

    I can't call Trump "president " there is NOTHING Presidential about Trump.

    • @davidtimmer596
      @davidtimmer596 7 років тому +12

      Me either. Trump is unworthy and unfit for the position. He should be impeached immediately

    • @Kyrrim
      @Kyrrim 7 років тому +2

      Except the fact that he was voted president, but disregard the millions of people who thought he was better than Hillary.

    • @Leila.1219
      @Leila.1219 7 років тому +12

      Kyrrim just as you've disregarded the many more millions who voted for Hillary. After all she did win the popular vote 🤔

    • @ayuca8257
      @ayuca8257 7 років тому +2

      Ramped Upp need some ice?

    • @TheTeatimecrumpet
      @TheTeatimecrumpet 7 років тому +6

      +Ramped Upp Hmmm...how'd we not get rid of the conservatives after the past eight years that way?

  • @EvaLeosCorner
    @EvaLeosCorner 5 років тому +13

    I love how Trevor laughs after he says something funny like "hell did I just say that?"

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 7 років тому +17

    THE DAILY SHOW actually gets through more news than the news channels. With this segment, they aren't wasting time speculating with pundits - they just run through the stories making the news.

  • @Oscar-ku2eh
    @Oscar-ku2eh 7 років тому +400

    Am I the only one that really enjoys his Donald Trump voice

  • @Kayweg
    @Kayweg 7 років тому +115

    English not being my native language, every time somebody mentions the freedom caucus i hear "freedom carcass".
    Not a big problem i reckon, seems as good a description any when talking about these folks.

    • @Kayweg
      @Kayweg 7 років тому +2

      *as any

    • @rayl2085
      @rayl2085 7 років тому +6

      Lebby Great Depends really if the "right wing" wasn't the one who started it. Sure. we'll miss them...a little.

    • @kimmonroe4095
      @kimmonroe4095 7 років тому +8

      Wait.... wasn't it Dems that lead us to victory in 2 world wars. Republicans keep saying how good they are at Defense and the economy, but history has show they suck at both.

    • @vathek5958
      @vathek5958 7 років тому +9

      It's also telling that after war, when we all feel unified and drop the partisan BS to get shit done, every country elects liberals or socialists and the greatest social and economic leaps forward are made. It's just sad we need war to unify us.

  • @aidanm6916
    @aidanm6916 7 років тому +166

    What we need is a massive scandal involving the entire republican party in the whitehouse because the current presidential line of succession makes me gag.

    • @DDubzzz
      @DDubzzz 7 років тому +1

      Lol thanks for the laugh. The majority of America knows the Democratic party has the most corrupt system ever which is thankfully why people woke up and voted Trump! Liberalism and the dumbocrats are a disease. Thank god for Trump!!

    • @SalemElectro7
      @SalemElectro7 7 років тому +4

      Notification Squad democrats and republicans are equally corrupt. The stupid corporate bipartisan thing is the real issue. All that happens is petty bickering. QQ i don't like him cuz he's republican, QQ I don't like him cuz he's democrat. Meanwhile the country crumbles and dies. Stfu and do something. The only thing happening is trying to impede anything the respective other party is doing instead of looking at the issues and deciding what you think should be done. Can't go against your party and certainly can be viewed as being a fucking adult. Fuck republicans and democrats alike. Actual children would do a better job than these people

    • @marcoferrer9652
      @marcoferrer9652 5 років тому

      @scriven ave RUSSIAN TROLL ALERT.
      DISREGARD TRACK.

    • @marcoferrer9652
      @marcoferrer9652 5 років тому

      @@DDubzzz RED TROLL ALERT.
      DISREGARD TRACK.

  • @floppy280
    @floppy280 7 років тому +76

    Are there actually people enforcing these bathroom-related laws? Do they pay cops to stand outside bathrooms and check birth certificates before anyone goes inside?

    • @mareline4570
      @mareline4570 7 років тому +3

      Were people supposed to carry their birth certificates with them if they might need to use a public bathroom?
      But there is not really any 'identifying information' on a birth certificate.
      Would they check my toe prints to be sure they matched my birth certificate?
      'Official Birth Certificates' don't even have your little baby foot print on it, what are they going to check then?
      It was an incredibly STUPID & TOTALLY UNENFORCEABLE thing to begin with.
      Unless they were planning to require a 'naked genital inspection' at the door of every public bathroom.

    • @willdean6256
      @willdean6256 7 років тому +2

      As someone from North Carolina, I can tell you that the law isnt really enforced. And also, that was extremely offensive Calyx

    • @Gladedancer
      @Gladedancer 7 років тому

      William Dean It is true that there are still many good people in North Carolina, well at least there were when I vacationed there with family in the Smokies. I was treated with as much dignity as the next girl. Even my short stay in Georgia was surprisingly nice. Believe me, I was scared to death, but so many wonderful accepting southerners kept getting in the way of that fear :) But that was before the election.

    • @kingj282
      @kingj282 7 років тому

      Not all transgender people can pass for the other sex.

    • @TrexChick
      @TrexChick 7 років тому +8

      Obviously it's not a law intending to be enforced (because the enforcement is not really viable without sexual assault). The law's purpose is intimidation, xenophobia, propaganda, and discrimination. So it's actually undermining the legal process in the US to make a law that's not even intended to be enforced. Also, just saying I use any bathroom with no line, and I'm not trans. This is one of those rarer cases where maybe the energy should not be wasted on this legislation that's not even serving as legislation but instead focuses on community grassroots efforts like getting public schools to designate nongender bathrooms voluntarily.

  • @dudebladeX
    @dudebladeX 7 років тому +489

    When he told me to imagine an impeachment of a president, I got the most euphoric feeling I've ever had in several years.

    • @NancyChasteen
      @NancyChasteen 7 років тому +26

      I know, right? Like when we kids waiting for Easter, or waiting to get on your favorite ride at the carnival! lol

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 7 років тому +3

      Every time I hear the stupidity coming out of D.C. this will be my happy place.

    • @grytlappar
      @grytlappar 7 років тому +37

      Warm milk and puppies and cashmere blankets all at once.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 7 років тому +11

      +Joe me Funny, you think we're talking about Obama. How cute!

    • @CraftOfSparta
      @CraftOfSparta 7 років тому +1

      dudebladeX That's what i felt when Dilma got out of the presidency(btw Dilma was Brazil's corrupt president)

  • @organ66
    @organ66 4 роки тому +15

    For all the Germans: 3:20 He's called "Justin am Arsch"

  • @mxolisizondo4203
    @mxolisizondo4203 7 років тому +64

    In South Africa weed is finally legal, come back

    • @nu-punkrants1551
      @nu-punkrants1551 5 років тому +3

      Mxolisi Zondo i want to go! Lol fuck America

  • @selfmadetrillin2581
    @selfmadetrillin2581 7 років тому +120

    Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy?
    Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel

  • @themadplotter
    @themadplotter 7 років тому +93

    If only there was a well known chant people already knew about putting people in incarceration.

    • @wr5978
      @wr5978 7 років тому +3

      themadplotter the theme song from Cops, "Bad Boys". Should give it back after the "bad hombres" comment.

    • @sirJ1G
      @sirJ1G 7 років тому +8

      wendy rojas I believe what the op was looking for was, "Lock him up!"

    • @wr5978
      @wr5978 7 років тому +1

      sirJ1G fine with me. He deserves what ever the consequences.

    • @wr5978
      @wr5978 7 років тому +2

      Thanks Mr President for inciting your ignorance. One of my twin daughter's school prinipal in a public school told my daughter in front of boys that she "misunderstood" the two boys taunting her saying "Mexicans plus rats equals rats" my daughter developed migraine and went to hospital from non stop throwing up. Real classy Mr President Trump.

    • @wr5978
      @wr5978 7 років тому

      Just to clarify 108ax you mean what?

  • @sujinkim1548
    @sujinkim1548 3 роки тому +3

    Park being ousted was so relieving because of the months of frustration. We protested in front of the Blue House every Saturday for months in the cold freezing winter.

  • @abdusalammahphouz3670
    @abdusalammahphouz3670 3 роки тому +2

    And a Liar.....
    I cracked 😂😂

  • @Zoe_the_Introverted
    @Zoe_the_Introverted 7 років тому +815

    Look, I want Trump out of office as much as anyone else does, but I am almost more terrified of Pence.
    We Are So Fucked.

    • @nelm4557
      @nelm4557 7 років тому +29

      but it might be much easier to deal with the homophobe pence than a total wacko in trump

    • @Zoe_the_Introverted
      @Zoe_the_Introverted 7 років тому +32

      But MIGHT is a key word there. It could also be much worst. He knows how to speak. He holds the same views of the Republicans. He knows how to government. He could fuck shit up.
      I want to hope for the best, but am still extremely skeptical.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 7 років тому +56

      I'd much rather have an asshole who is very predictable than a nutcase who refuses to play by _anyone's_ rules. Mike Pence might have some extremely misguided, religiously bent opinions, but at least he's a normal politician. We can deal with a normal politician. We _cannot_ deal with a narcissistic manchild who makes shit up as often as he breaths air.

    • @sabofobia
      @sabofobia 7 років тому +1

      Zoe Richard 😂😂big time

    • @ricky9470
      @ricky9470 7 років тому +6

      + ZOe, then american have to impeach him also.... until we get the right one for the job.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 7 років тому +26

    At this point, Trump is literally letting every one of his immediate family into the White House... except for his wife. His daughter gets an office down the hall, but his wife doesn't even live in the same building? Hmm...

    • @personalcheeses8073
      @personalcheeses8073 7 років тому +1

      Montesama314 She doesn't want to live with him and who could blame her? She has her sister living with her as a security blanket.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 7 років тому +6

      Coincidentally, a news commentator referred to Ivanka Trump as possibly becoming her FATHER'S "security blanket" in these times.

  • @hayemm8054
    @hayemm8054 7 років тому +3

    As a person who lives in North Carolina, I am so sorry for my dumb ass state and what the lawmakers have done here. Honestly I'm ashamed.

  • @sophocles8761
    @sophocles8761 7 років тому +6

    That Eric Trump impersonation LMAO 😂😂😂

  • @icclouds2393
    @icclouds2393 7 років тому +107

    His daughter wife is almost guaranteed to use her position for corporate greed

    • @LLawrah
      @LLawrah 7 років тому +12

      I C Clouds daughter wife 😂

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому

      All 69 of them

    • @oldnoob1917
      @oldnoob1917 7 років тому

      I C Clouds I hope so. God bless the Trumps

    • @StupidAmerican011001
      @StupidAmerican011001 7 років тому +4

      More like god bless the opposition to the fascist Trumps

    • @dominiquebrasseur2898
      @dominiquebrasseur2898 7 років тому +4

      ghost. Yeahhh, yeahh. One, you do not even what a Nazi was, two you do not know a thing about fascism. And liberals are by definition the antethesis of Nazism and fascism. Go learn some history, Dude, instead of showing yourself to be totally ridiculous.

  • @angelofsarcasm4924
    @angelofsarcasm4924 7 років тому +6

    *Gets notification*
    *Sees Trevor, Trump, and Impeachment*
    *Activates speed force and watches video*

  • @calebtalksyt
    @calebtalksyt 7 років тому +228

    get me out of this hellhole

    • @larsmayer4161
      @larsmayer4161 7 років тому +1

      Caleb Talks/Road to 1000 Then go and make a Pizza. Chilling with some friends

    • @GoldRaptor00
      @GoldRaptor00 7 років тому +12

      can you walk down the street and grab a burger with zero problems? congrats, you're not living in a hellhole

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому +1

      Caleb Talks/Road to 1000 The comment section?

    • @jakeb4026
      @jakeb4026 7 років тому

      Caleb Talks/Road to 1000 So ignorant

    • @calebtalksyt
      @calebtalksyt 7 років тому +13

      damn guys it's was just a joke about all the crap going on we aren't living in a hellhole jesus christ

  • @carolinamurtha3102
    @carolinamurtha3102 7 років тому +9

    Not gonna lie, I got thrown off when he said "I got Carolina on my mind."
    Like wait ... what 😐?
    Kind of sucks to share the same name as this intolerant state.

  • @MsEliteForever
    @MsEliteForever 7 років тому +4

    Saw the word impeachment and couldn't click so fast😅

  • @codes5218
    @codes5218 7 років тому +8

    Integrity? Ain't nobody got time for that.

  • @mohandra7538
    @mohandra7538 7 років тому +1

    Trevor Noah is killing it !

  • @mythicalreid998
    @mythicalreid998 7 років тому +358

    So with Ivanka now working as assistant to the president we can all assume that we're going to get Monica lewinski 2.0

    • @rodfranklin9920
      @rodfranklin9920 7 років тому +7

      Nepotism may lead to nepogasms.

    • @JoeShopper
      @JoeShopper 7 років тому +2

      Damnit. I JUST posted that SAME thing before I read your comment!
      LOL!

    • @jaydaug2008
      @jaydaug2008 7 років тому +1

      why would you insult your own intelligence like that..

    • @sentvero2025
      @sentvero2025 7 років тому +1

      Mythical Reid Sick pathetic freak

    • @Edmund._.Dantes
      @Edmund._.Dantes 7 років тому +4

      that's so sick

  • @teosweekin
    @teosweekin 7 років тому +6

    When some think running a country like a business may work, we did not realized that most big businesses only benefit the rich and their family.

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 7 років тому +3

    There shouldn't even be a thing called a bathroom law in any country who values liberty. It's one of the most ridiculous legislations to even think of, and there were a ton of stupid laws made in the past. Other than that, IMPEACH DRUMPF ffs!!

  • @maribeld84
    @maribeld84 7 років тому

    You warm my heart, Noah!

  • @MG-wf9df
    @MG-wf9df 7 років тому

    so well done

  • @patriciahall2774
    @patriciahall2774 7 років тому +113

    ugh... it's only been 2 months

    • @patriciahall2774
      @patriciahall2774 7 років тому +14

      Happy Face uggggghhhhhh

    • @MsGrapeNehi
      @MsGrapeNehi 7 років тому +19

      Time has no meaning in this endless void of despair.

    • @Mastermind8908
      @Mastermind8908 7 років тому +7

      46 more to go. It sounds even worse when I say it like that.

    • @markscott6349
      @markscott6349 7 років тому

      94

  • @608pinkgirl
    @608pinkgirl 7 років тому +5

    I actually closed my eyes to imagine that.

  • @nadiamireyli7707
    @nadiamireyli7707 7 років тому +2

    This guy is literally my Spirit Animal!!! Me and my mom got his book😉😉💕💕

  • @phillip9175
    @phillip9175 7 років тому +77

    Clicked on this as soon I saw trump on the thumbnail and "impeachment" in the title

    • @phillip9175
      @phillip9175 7 років тому +5

      Dammit

    • @phillip9175
      @phillip9175 7 років тому

      Zephyr Auditore yes of course I do. It's the first step to getting him out though.

    • @kathyballentine2725
      @kathyballentine2725 7 років тому +1

      trump a lying crazy bastard

    • @comanche66100
      @comanche66100 7 років тому +1

      and Cinton a lying crazy BASTARDESS!!!

    • @duckysquack1625
      @duckysquack1625 7 років тому +1

      Dead Pool America is going down the drain cuz of the idiot in the White House and idiot like you🖕🏼

  • @rockyavg7212
    @rockyavg7212 7 років тому +3

    So much for draining the swamp

  • @Tom36456
    @Tom36456 7 років тому +4

    I saw nepotism next to impeachment and got my hopes up

  • @conscientiousobjector9310
    @conscientiousobjector9310 7 років тому

    Thank you Trevor!!!!!

  • @aniawarner9909
    @aniawarner9909 7 років тому +1

    From designing shoes to handling national security issues. Great transition. How lucky we have having such outstanding team in charge.

  • @hanadul83
    @hanadul83 7 років тому +12

    Omg I got all excited about impeachment + Trump, then felt conned when I saw it was about South Korea 😒 Nice click-bait title, Mr. Noah.

  • @phoenixrising7777
    @phoenixrising7777 7 років тому +3

    Never thought I'd applaud someone from the Freedom Caucus.....but that was a sick and true burn. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @lantoniov27
    @lantoniov27 7 років тому +1

    Can't wait to see Trevor Noah on April 21 at GMU!

  • @OrionoftheStar
    @OrionoftheStar 7 років тому +8

    Sounds like song lyrics.
    _"I'm going to be a daughter/and a liar/whoops my pants have/caught on fire"_

  • @TheAllstar51
    @TheAllstar51 7 років тому +12

    Always bring me a smile when I can end my night with a good Trevor Noah upload!:) He's hilarious!

  • @ninakennett-estadocida3956
    @ninakennett-estadocida3956 7 років тому +330

    america is the only country that turns where you pee into news

    • @WhovianMinecrafter
      @WhovianMinecrafter 7 років тому +10

      I'm pretty sure other countries do it too

    • @HereForTheComments
      @HereForTheComments 7 років тому +23

      Other countries have separate men's rooms and women's rooms. Other countries understand that men should not go into the women's room. Hell, America understands it. But for some reason, America is the only country that wants to make laws that let men go into the women's room. Something that every other country in the world understands is crazy.

    • @tootz1950
      @tootz1950 7 років тому +4

      Really? Have you read any news about Europe lately. Obviously not.

    • @jonasgeerthsen6005
      @jonasgeerthsen6005 7 років тому +31

      Tokugawa Heavy Industries Other countries understand that if a person identifies as a woman, she should have the right to go in the ladies' room, no matter what her birth-certificate says.
      Honestly, in my country, no-one really cares. Why do you need to make laws concerning this? Are there any reports where a transgender has made problems in the bathroom of his or her choice?

    • @ninakennett-estadocida3956
      @ninakennett-estadocida3956 7 років тому +8

      the sad truth is that the opposite is rarely true: no women who id as a man wants to go to the man's room, mainly man wants to enter women's bathroom...why is that? why women have to have their privacy and safety sacrificed every time? every time we have to accomodate man...no one thinks about us....and i'm not even a feminist, yet, this law makes me feel infringed and violated

  • @julianaaraujo5960
    @julianaaraujo5960 4 роки тому

    Thank you

  • @leonl5279
    @leonl5279 7 років тому

    LOVE THIS SHOW!!!

  • @KevinMedrala
    @KevinMedrala 7 років тому +22

    Came right here within the first minute of posting. Yass

  • @najiiklove
    @najiiklove 7 років тому +182

    super early first time, who else?

    • @geoffreygualtieri378
      @geoffreygualtieri378 7 років тому +1

      Hey.

    • @seeamerica1
      @seeamerica1 7 років тому

      Personally I don't want to see the opposite sex when I'm using the bathroom, do you?

    • @najiiklove
      @najiiklove 7 років тому +5

      I just don't care. If there is a massive line for ladies room, I am going to man's room.

    • @htmlandanimaljam6772
      @htmlandanimaljam6772 7 років тому +1

      Geoffrey Gualtieri hi

    • @ignota8439
      @ignota8439 7 років тому +18

      Najik Nasimi Coming early your first time is quite common as a matter of fact. No need to feel suprised

  • @yw1280
    @yw1280 7 років тому +1

    Hail State! Congratulations to the ladies of Mississippi State!

  • @sumanluchmun723
    @sumanluchmun723 7 років тому

    so good!

  • @james429
    @james429 7 років тому +3

    You Rock Trevor. Seriously, you're like my 3rd favorite black South African comic.

  • @mr.shlock2146
    @mr.shlock2146 7 років тому +3

    Ivanka's job sounds like a title that Michael Scott would give to Dwight.

  • @mkb592
    @mkb592 4 роки тому +5

    2:30 well you don't need to imagine anymore

  • @deadgamer7785
    @deadgamer7785 7 років тому

    the Jackie Chan made me laugh out loud. hilarious

  • @jackalynleavitt6103
    @jackalynleavitt6103 7 років тому +10

    Only Trevor Noah can present the news in a way that is entertaining, enlightening, informative, and interesting. If you want your kids to learn about politics, then don't spoon feed them a narrative. let them watch Trevor Noah's show and other late night TV host shows, and they can decide their own POV

  • @kimmysmiley1352
    @kimmysmiley1352 7 років тому +3

    Why are we letting this happen... get the family out of the whitehouse!

  • @anthonymartinez7844
    @anthonymartinez7844 7 років тому +2

    Awesome news . Great job.

    • @gabe4933
      @gabe4933 7 років тому

      Unfortunately, it is not. Evaluate what this man just did. He didn't just give you the news. He gave you a biased select amount of the news, and by being funny he made you think he was smart. This is persuasive news not informative.

    • @anthonymartinez7844
      @anthonymartinez7844 7 років тому +1

      I understand. It's funny but not so funny. Just understand why Trump family is in the white house. Not very good idea .

    • @scl9153
      @scl9153 7 років тому +3

      Hello Gabe, so him giving us "biased" select parts of the news isn't him giving us actual news? 🤔

    • @anthonymartinez7844
      @anthonymartinez7844 7 років тому

      Lebby Great , I know that. But times they entertain it .

  • @AzureWind91
    @AzureWind91 7 років тому

    Good morning fellow North Georgians

  • @friendlyghost3293
    @friendlyghost3293 7 років тому +3

    Nice clip! Is the show really improving or is this new prez just easier material? Great segment!

  • @riverboardman1
    @riverboardman1 7 років тому +3

    love you trevor

  • @opiniontime4116
    @opiniontime4116 7 років тому +1

    Love the part "and a liar"... won't mind watching Trevor in a comedy movie.

  • @eightybananas4515
    @eightybananas4515 7 років тому

    Jeez I love Trevor!

  • @KuronoCthulhu
    @KuronoCthulhu 7 років тому +7

    Can I get SUM FUK?! Also I love the Daily Show! Please keep up the outstanding work!!

    • @K0RRAI
      @K0RRAI 7 років тому

      Matt Cocks no Ron

  • @andrewlisenby8399
    @andrewlisenby8399 7 років тому +4

    I saw impeachment and hoped for the best

  • @austinsingleton1868
    @austinsingleton1868 7 років тому

    this is lit daily show. i love this segment more then normal one

  • @vaaance710
    @vaaance710 7 років тому

    That Ivanka impression is soooo on point😆😆

  • @ninjahstef
    @ninjahstef 7 років тому +240

    Joke of a president, joke of a country...

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 7 років тому +6

      Ploopymcfoof ...and vice versa.

    • @harshsharma-cd7xw
      @harshsharma-cd7xw 7 років тому +5

      Stefan West so true man

    • @dareafolabi
      @dareafolabi 7 років тому +9

      The country created the president

    • @3.6roentgen61
      @3.6roentgen61 7 років тому +3

      This is what happens when ideologs run a country for years. The new aristocracy thought they could suppress the needs of the people and determine that social justice was more important. Now you act surprised when an extreme gets elected into office.

    • @shiggydiggy3320
      @shiggydiggy3320 7 років тому

      Stefan West oh look, someone from an irrelevant country insulting usa, please tell me what country you live if you feel so superior

  • @K1893
    @K1893 7 років тому +4

    I have such a big crush on Trevor Noah 😍

  • @kara_mel.
    @kara_mel. 3 роки тому +1

    Ooohh Trevor😂Idk why but I miss you in the studio😆😘😙

  • @vonnii1013
    @vonnii1013 7 років тому

    lol that was a good burn!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Cherrydont169
    @Cherrydont169 7 років тому +3

    Ivanka Trump is the real first lady lls..😂😂😂

  • @Graymaven90
    @Graymaven90 7 років тому +6

    That title got my hopes way too high up.

  • @HelloAnitaStar
    @HelloAnitaStar 7 років тому

    Haha! Great series =p

  • @ThomasSchuback
    @ThomasSchuback 7 років тому

    Danke

  • @seetheskillman4947
    @seetheskillman4947 7 років тому +23

    yall heard that song "Indigo Misfit-Fly" with J.cole??

  • @Teabeepea
    @Teabeepea 7 років тому +3

    OMG don't tease me by putting "Trump" and "impeachment" in the same title

  • @zenon7774
    @zenon7774 7 років тому +1

    Ascended masters are sure to turn their face away from nonsense such as gossip. Must not waste time in lowly fields or to be bathe in hate. Happiness, love, humility. We must retreat from our material perspective. Blessings to anyone who reads this.

  • @Solitude1990
    @Solitude1990 7 років тому

    That Donald Trump as Jackie Chan bit killed me. You're killin me smalls!

  • @phaedrusg3232
    @phaedrusg3232 7 років тому +6

    U.S.A. is now officially a "banana republic." Congratulations!

  • @prodigal1970
    @prodigal1970 7 років тому +12

    Dang, what happened to the 1st lady? Did she go back to her former profession?

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому

      I'm praying she divorced....

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому +4

      Lebby Great Yeah, because blatant plagiarism of one's predecessor isn't controversial at all...

    • @dr.zoidberg8666
      @dr.zoidberg8666 7 років тому +2

      Yeah, because costing American tax payers between $46,355,000 and $53,290,000 per anum just to stay in NYC isn't controversial at all, Lebby Great.
      (source: www.snopes.com/melania-trump-nyc-costs/)

  • @hgward
    @hgward 7 років тому

    Ahh the good and truthful news at last! LMAO

  • @ET50393
    @ET50393 7 років тому

    How can you get all this amazing material and still not be funny?!

  • @jeaniebird999
    @jeaniebird999 7 років тому +94

    At first, I was worried when he was elected. But now, I think it was necessary for the major cleansing that's coming; when he goes down, he'll be taking a lot of shitty people with him. So maybe this was one of those blessings in disguise?

    • @sewthernbelle
      @sewthernbelle 7 років тому +20

      jeaniebird I hope you're right

    • @starsaint
      @starsaint 7 років тому +3

      Sometimes I think that was his plan all along. I mean, he was a democrat.

    • @chaselongenecker5398
      @chaselongenecker5398 7 років тому +6

      jeaniebird there are shitty people on both sides, so more likely it will just make it lopsided

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 7 років тому +6

      Chase Longenecker
      True dat! By cleansing, I don't mean a cleansing of the just the Republican Party; I'm hoping for more of an almost, but not quite fatal case of Ebola, where you've got it spewing out both ends, the end looks near, ... But you pull through, and bathe in that satisfying, squeaky clean gut feeling. There's just something about that brief period when you know there's not one ounce of shit in your entire system.

    • @Kyrrim
      @Kyrrim 7 років тому +1

      You really sound a lot like Hitler when you start talking about a "major cleansing" of a group of people you feel like are morally inferior. I think that's the same language a Nazi would be using against Jews in the 30s. Scary that there are people like you that are so self righteous that you think a mass killing of your political opponents would be a good thing. I'll give you a hint. Any time you start talking about a mass genocide of people like this, you're usually on the wrong side.

  • @divyashreerao1113
    @divyashreerao1113 7 років тому +3

    From a non American perspective all of this is really entertaining

  • @honestee4859
    @honestee4859 7 років тому +1

    TREVOR
    i just LOVE your accent REALLY

  • @michelemeixner7604
    @michelemeixner7604 7 років тому

    I love you Trevor Noah.

  • @deniseh8257
    @deniseh8257 7 років тому +13

    Can someone explain what the issue is in North Carolina about the bathroom bill....I didn't quite get it, so which bathrooms are trans people allowed use in NC??

    • @kyle1847
      @kyle1847 7 років тому +7

      The whole NC "Bathroom Bill" (known as HB2) situation is deceptively complex, and one that can be a little difficult to navigate due to the metric-ton of partisan bullshit from both sides involved. The political spin is so heavy on this issue that I actually had trouble finding fair, non-biased sources for you to check out, but what I did settle on I'll link below. Lol I could type it all out myself, but I would have to write a book, so instead I'll supplement these sources with any other questions you might have. I'm not a lawyer, but I am a NC resident.
      As for an answer to your specifc question, the bathroom section of HB2 only applies to multi-occupancy bath/changing/locker rooms on government-owned property (government agencies, schools, ect.) In those situations, people have to use the bath/changing/locker room designated to the sex listed on their birth certificate. It should also be noted that trans people in NC can have the sex listed on their birth certificate changed if they undergo sex reassignment surgery. Outside of those specific settings, the restroom laws haven't changed.
      1. Wikipedia article for HB2: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Facilities_Privacy_%26_Security_Act
      2. Washington Post article: www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/05/09/the-legal-fight-over-north-carolinas-transgender-bathroom-law-explained-in-4-questions/?.5e31226c2cd0
      3. "HB2 Myths vs Facts" released by the Governor of NC: myfox8.com/2016/03/29/myths-vs-facts-about-house-bill-2-released-by-nc-gov-pat-mccrorys-office/
      4. Full text of NC HB2: www.ncleg.net/Sessions/2015E2/Bills/House/PDF/H2v4.pdf

    • @ms_scribbles
      @ms_scribbles 7 років тому +9

      The issue is that the Religious Reich are very, VERY interested in people's genitals and what people do with them.

    • @kyle1847
      @kyle1847 7 років тому +1

      Another Made Up Internet Subculture, What are you talking about? HB2 only applies to multi-occupancy bath/changing/locker rooms on state government-owned property. That's it.

    • @rafaelbarbosa9833
      @rafaelbarbosa9833 7 років тому

      Trevor Noah wouldn't be anything Without Trump lol...

    • @NaturalleKeya
      @NaturalleKeya 7 років тому

      i was born female and have no intention on becoming a man however I always go to the men's bathroom. the girls lines be so long like omg. psa take selfies somewhere else gah damnnn

  • @yanakatsukibenitez4799
    @yanakatsukibenitez4799 7 років тому +3

    Daugther, liare and mistress this epic Trump gov. is like the movie dumb and dumber .

  • @SavageBubblegum
    @SavageBubblegum 7 років тому

    hello from North Georgia

  • @mariellartn1950
    @mariellartn1950 7 років тому

    Awesome

  • @NightFlyStudio
    @NightFlyStudio 7 років тому +4

    I guess habitual lying runs in their family.

  • @curiousela1
    @curiousela1 7 років тому +3

    We don't need to keep Pence. He's just another "beauty" in trump's swan, a wolf with sheep's clothing. This whole administration is corrupted.

  • @myspacecyber
    @myspacecyber 7 років тому +1

    This man child needs to be looked up people! What a shame and a slap in our American People! LOCK HIM UP!

  • @christ2007able
    @christ2007able 7 років тому

    love Trevor Noah