The Worst Things about Germany
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2019
- Germany, the country of wursts, latex parties and words that are way too long.
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Germany.
The country.
@Bjowtirmv Sdji No. The no.
@Shyamkumar Khangembam reply, the reply
Bunny Stalin
@@noiwontdothefandango8531 Stalin. The governor.
Me
The man
Je suis
2 were different enough, my french is borderline non-existent by the way.
Well, you know what they say..
*"Visit Germany before Germany visits you."*
יוימיניחיחמה ייה עדדלק על ככ על ער ותאכל עת יכולים על ויל חחח אל חחח חחח טל טל טרי לך ילך וא טק וורן וורן ורק 55555555כמה ייצג מת על על על על עמ עת יה עכו יה על עמ עמ
@Rsy Tn oof
That is not your slogan its from another guy here in the comment section
I think that's the USA, nowadays lol
@Rsy Tn they lost 1 versus 4
Croatia also has a fantastic tourism slogan. It's "Come to Croatia". It was picked from a competition and rewarded with 20k€.
i don't know why; but i laughed at that comment
Nisam ni znao a Hrvat sam hahah
@@juniorzmen748 full of live
Haha the person who won the competition was the presidents nephew.
@@andrewharris3900 I have one, "Come on a Croatian Adriatic adventure" because of all the islands
You forgot "Die Mannschaft"
Its the slogan of the footballteam of Germany
Schnabelwetzer 9
Hab ich irgendwo geschrieben dass ich das schlecht finde?
Hast du das Video überhaupt verstanden?
Schnabelwetzer 9
Immerhin hast du das „Idiot“ gelöscht
Because saying "Nationalmannschaft" is totally Nazi. So they changed it.
@@Ultrajuiced fun fact: In Switzerland they call their national team "Nati". Guess how they pronounce it.
@@NicolaiCzempin I live in Switzerland and had German relatives coming for a visit during European world cup. The Swiss people greeted them jokingly as "ah look, the German nati is here!" Was not received so well! :D
Bro, your language knowledge is incredible. You would've been the perfect Czechoslovakian spy in the 80s
"Zey Call me, zee Czechoslovakian shpy from zee 80's."
@@jerrytheracecardriver1100 *GERMAN LAUGH TRACK INTENSIFIES*
True and not to discredit his amazing abilities, but just as a side info that the various slavic languages are rather hard with more complex grammar and more letters and sounds than latin or germatic languages for instance, so we tend to learn foreign languages, at least the european ones, faster. Greetings from Poland.
@@adamwnt yeah, totally agree with ur statement
Btw, greetings from Slovenia;)
@@unex6466 ahoj
The title should be "The wurst thing about Germany" shouldn't it?
des heißt Worschd
i speak german
F***ing RACIST REPORTED
K9hobo productions OH GOD
Hahaha yes
You forgot "Die Mannschaft" for the German football national team. Which translates as "the team".
Even Switzerland national team also using similar things 😂
FR : La Nati
DE : Die Nati
Nati = national
Peter: talks bad about *Germany*
Me an intellectual: *NEIN NEIN NEIN*
*_ich have mich selber verkakt_*
Same
*NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NIEN NIEN*
*FEGELEIN* *FEGELEIN* *FEGELEIN*
Deutschland: ja
Österreich: *NIEN*
2:28 hahahaha
Greetings from Germany
And we should use the slogen: Visit Germany, befor GERMANY VISITS YOU!!
I'm from NZ😝😛😛 & have met & worked with so many Germans!!! Und ich liebe duetchland fuorine❤❤lol !!!auf weidersein👋👋👋
Omg wie geil
Beaches: *exist*
Germans: "It's freie immobilien!"
Oh nein Hitler Wird noch 1mal geboren
yup
“They call me The German Teacher” 😂 that was just perfect.
Biruk M read it as was said
i dont get it?
@@vaperwaver2349 He sets up the joke at the beginning of the video with the tendency for German slogans to be the product, (i.e German Travel slogan, "The Travel Destination," and Volkswagen's, "Das Auto" (The Car)).
VaperWaver
The travel destination
The car
The burger
The cellphone
The funiture store
and
The German teacher
@@SlurryNoises wow thanks.. i did not realize it :)
Everybody gangsta
Until you destroy earth by saying “insurance company”
Fun fact: Franz Kafka worked in an insurance agency in Prague and look at the Stories it inspired!
"*Versicherungsgesellschaften*"
Lange Wörter oder?
They're somehow least bloodthirsty than companies in Vietnam, most of these CEOs have a hatred for humanity
@@krieger8825 no wonder they defeated the americans
"They call me the german teacher" 😂
Tbh i didn't get the point on that
@@aslaniuss German teacher can mean whether he teaches German or he's a teacher from Germany
@@WangBatTumenjargal i see thanks for explanation haha
@@WangBatTumenjargal damn now I know... danke
@@weslibravo bitte bitte
I'm from Berlin and we only do extasy on weekends ;D
Homer Simpson weekend starts on thursday ends on ... never really
Homer Simpson Exstasy?
Dein Ernst, digger?
I'm sorry
Nobody cares
Mach dich mal nicht lächerlich du lellek
5:07 If anyone wonders: The right answer is D 😁
Wtf.i was thinking that that answers arent real.How you can survive with this language
@@dariacostea3278 Everyday language is simple and it's not complicated. He just made it look bad. It's easy actually
C
airbus_737 The translation for C is “beef law”(I think).
patură 2000 - LOL Bro ! 😆
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how amazing all these German pronunciations were? Absolutely on point! 🤯👌🏼
Mmmmmhhh as a german i would say it sounded more like Swiss or Austrian German, but still quite good
@@marogly As a Swiss I would say he more sounded dutch. :D
I agree, of course there is going to be a little bit of an accent in non-natives but god damn Oo Those were some really difficult words as well and he didn't even flinch. Mad respect 👌
@@ElenaZoro Now i'm waiting for Dutch to say that he sounded more danish :)
@@cloud42269 Hoorde absoluut meer als Deens.
About that german marketing, hugo boss: the scent😂😂😂😂😂
Now this might be the most underrated channel I have ever seen. I'm f**kin' serious.
World class satire. I found it just yesterday.
@@nikomollov4950 No wonder it's blowing up now. It's a real hidden gem
So true
So true. The guy is talented and amazing. He will be a famous youtuber soon I think
Wow!
Also how well you pronounced these words. Nearly sounded native German! Very, very impressive. And so funny! Loved it. Greetings from Leipzig, Germany.
Du auch hier :D
Cool hier mal ein paar deutsche zu sehen
Leipzig, ach du grüne Neune
RB Leipzig 😍
Making fun of Nazis, sooo funny!!!
My family fled Germany to the US and my family fought against their German family members to rid the world of Nazism, with friends dying in the process. Yeah, not that funny for me and actually pretty disgusting.
"that's right, they call me: the German teacher" I laughed so f hard💀💀
Damn, his pronunciation is spot on. 😂
He deserves the title: The Comedian
Holy shit you pronounced the german words so good 😯
Faruk *well
Well is a little eastern and nordic based in Deutsche
Yes
No he didn't...you probably don't know german,you uneducated child.
@@tudorv.2532 he did pronounce it incredibly well for a non german. a lot of people in germany have worse pronounciation
The guy in the leather costume perfectly sums up Berlin 😂✌️
berlin sucks and so its his people
I love Berlin and have visited Berlin so many times, greetings from Gdansk
@@hyenalaughingmatter8103 No
Especially Berlin kappa
@@hyenalaughingmatter8103 me as a german wholeheartly confirms
As a german I can confirm that every time we say something demons are rising and the earth is quaking.
I'm a French guy who lives in Germany, so it's hilarious to see your videos about France and Germany 😂
PS: your German and French are both very good!
Guten Tag,
Diese Bewegtbildaufnahme ist sehr Lustig!
Was für eine Bewegtbildaufnahme laberst du? 😂👌
Sag einfach Video oder Clip
@@alterateawful6709 r/whooosh
@@Reichsritter oh die Deutsche sind Ausgelöst 😂😂😂👌
Aha
im not even gonna ask where u found that black suit...
xD
souvenir from Berlin
Hahaha! I love the German language, it makes sense. My Mom is German. You were funny. And Germans are funny, but I will tell you a secret: you will only understand German humor if you grew up with it🤣
4:27 i love the "Literally every tv host's laugh ever" so good
Especially Amitabh Bachchan
Everyone: Here is a nice slogan to convince you to visit our beautiful country :)
Germany: It's theoretically possible for you to visit us. -> German mentality, only facts, no feelings allowed.
Kids, when you drive, you must watch for the *Geschwindigkeitbegrezung*
Ericktubao xd *Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung (you missed an s and n 🤓)
@@roonilwazlib5402 Oh ty 😂😂
We usually say : Tempolimit.
Badewannenstöpselmehrwegeverpackung
XD
Einfach nur zu geil, ich als alter Deutscher schmeiß mich weck,
man brauch nur mal die Kommentare alle so durchlesen, dann ist der Tag gerettet..
Vielen Dank lieber PPPeter für die tolle Unterhaltung in schweren Zeiten!!!..Grüße aus Good old Germany..;)
Ps. Mein Lieblings Wort, entweder man hasst es oder man liebt es in Deutschland " Das Betäubungsmittelschutzgesetz,,
How I would advertise TikTok in Germany:
TikTok, hell
The hell
TikTok. Die Hölle.
Im from Slovakia but I live in Germany in Frankfurt.
It’s really funny to see a Slovak talking about Germany.
Bin auch aus Frankfurt💪
I'm sorry
btw its D: Betäubungsmittelverschreibungsverordnung
Alles braucht seine Ordnung!
That was going to be my answer too for, 'ordnung,' seems to mean order or regulation.
Ich weiss gar nicht, wo das Problem sein soll, dass man im deutschen die Wörter einheitlich zusammenschreibt? Betäubungsmittel Verschreibungs Verordnung würde man exakt gleich aussprechen. Da es aber eine konkrete Sache ist, ist es sogar nur logisch die Wörter zusammenzuziehen.
Sicher nicht a?
@@Falquiboy scheiß dich nicht gleich ein, außerdem ist es unhöflich hier deutsch zu schreiben weil es nur sehr wenige verstehen
Betäubung, kein g zwischen dem b und dem u
1:25 made me laugh so hard😅
Greetings from Austria btw.
LS_snipzy ach lol österreicher gibts hier auch xD und ne frage ist es eigentlich eine beleidigung wenn mann euch „ossis“ nennt ?
@@alexsmovies4146 Ich hab zwar noch nie aber jemanden "ossis" sagen gehört aber ich glaube ,die meisten finden dass jz nicht so schlimm (gibt ja auch Spitznamen für Leute aus Deutschland)
@@alexsmovies4146 ossis hab ich noch nie jemanden sagen hören. Ich kenns nur das man uns Ösis nennt ^^ oder Schluchtenscheißer xD Und nein für mich ist es keine Beleidigung. Bin ja auch ausm Osten ^^
Hahaha, I really love your sense of humor, it’s one if not the best on UA-cam. I cracked a lot during this video and for so, you earned my subscription!
Keep up “The worst thing about....” series, it’s original and unique!
I am offensive and i find this german...
greetings from lower saxony.
DrDestrukt Pfff, saxen
@@xTheParadox99 passe uff was du sagen tust :D:D:D
Lower Saxony is = Niedersachsen right?!
Miss Mellow yes
@@missymellow37 richtig
So laughing right now... And I'm from Germany btw. "the travel destination" Hahahaha! Hilarious xD
itiger013
why germans always being angry when anyone say " nazi " to them ? 😂
@@twostepfromhell9828 Sorry man, but if this is meant to be a joke... It's a really bad one. If it's not a joke... then perhaps you remember from your history lessons that the Nazis were the bad guys, right? Now guess why Germans don't like to be called a Nazi. Because we are really not Nazis, we are just Germans.
itiger013
Actually I'm not german and I don't care about history lessons in school because the history is written by victoriers so I can't believe it I read many books about ww2 even german sources and in my opinion I think not all nazis were bad and they had a noble goals like the getting rid of Versailles treaty and other things for german nation ... churchil killed more than 10 million indians but no one called him as killer or monster .. and were killed many germans by him too .... charles de gaulle , churchil and stalin killed more than 5 million germans and de gaulle killed many africans but no one called them as monsters !!! It's really strange .... or those who killed by charles de gaulle , churchil and stalin were less than humans!!
itiger013
Anyway nazis were a part of german history so all the worlds and even germans should accept that .. I don't know your nationality or religion but everyone should accept that and I don't think if you are german and is described "nazi" I don't think it is insult or something like that
Nazis were part of world history. For Germans it is a terrible insult to be called a Nazi. So just don't do it. That is all.
HAHAHAHA this is extraordinary funny. I am born and raised in Germany and I feel the same way as you (at least since I've travelled other countries and explored other languages). LOL Keep up the good work! I didn't even know about the 888 honestly... I don't feel offended and I think it's good to be able to laugh about every culture's quirks, especially our own!
I have found you´re videos only a week ago, but I really love them. Go on with it, you´re such a nice and funny person! Greetings from Germany
If german made a gps, it will only point to poland.
hahahah
Wrong, germans dont have poland on gps, its part of germany
"I don't know why my gps 0oint but I do need go east to stopping by my nana and go to Warsaw"
Nah, it points west. There's some unsettled business, you know.
but if you want to go to France, the german gps always keeps saying to go through Belgium :D
Waooo... i guess people don’t realize how much work was that who wants to be a millionaire joke... all the time sync and all the authentic design!! Great work PPPeter!
K Danny thank you for saying this ❤️
Here in Germany we call it Wer wird Millionär
That part was absolutely hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
I was thinking about that as I was watching. A lot of work.
Says German is a terrible sounding language - has almost perfect pronunciation... What a plot twist! :D
Yoooo u included the intro abt Vietnam. Thanks bro. Keep up the good work. Cheers from Vietnam!
English = Ambulance
Italian = Ambulanza
Germany = Krankenwagen
Dafuq?
Romania: Ambulanță
Sounds like someone's ordering to destroy the wholefuckin world
@@mahmudhossain4315 lol
@@mahmudhossain4315 ja, ja so hört es sich an
Skoraya pomosh
I sub because of the Neistat video (the second one) and it has been a pleasure to see this ever since.
same here!
Same!
Been living in Germany for about 4 months now... I've watches this video more than 10 times.
Thank you for the much you give us. Sorry for the tiny bit we give you
The call to a friend part had me dying.
2:44 Thats actually a great thing, these words are just many words. And these little words describe the meaning of the long word 100%. That means you dont need to learn new words.
Like a fridge, a fridge is a "Kühlschrank" ------------- Kühlschrank = cold + closet
I think it's less like 'cold' and more like 'cool' in the sense that you can cool something in there. This makes more sense as there is no verb for 'cold' but the german word combination insists an active verb here.
@@individuum4494 Ehhh, yes. "Cool" fit´s better.
like how pen means Kugelschreiber? Weird cuz we also use "Kugel" for to describe a Lithuanian dish as well, that's made out of potatoes.
Long german words are like hashtags. But with ä,ö,ü and without the #.
@@IABITVpresents late reply, but it's pretty much bc of how a pen works? like, there's a little ball (Kugel) at the tip that distributes the ink, therefore Kugel + Schreiber (writer) = pen
I’m sharing this! The Millionaire was classic
You guys are amazing . I Start watching all your uploads one week before . Very helpfull and finny , thanks a lot .
Please continue with the 'The worst things about countries' series. The best youtube channel, without a doubt! Quality content.
You should visit Finland. The Land of Silent People and Thousand Lakes.
And long words that are hard to pronounce
and fantastic rallye drivers
Mä Tykkään suomesta. Terveisiä saksasta 👍
And horrible candies
an billions of mosquitoes
Such a funny one ! Very well made and so true !
I went to Germany for Xmas markets a few years ago, and lived the most terrifying experience ever : Santa claus screaming so loudly everywhere ! Sounds like he was about to commit atrocious murders, but in fact he was just calling all kids to come and get free chocolates. They seemed so happy while sounding so angry.
Dude that is awesome!!!
As a half US half German I really gigged into the funnies there.
My slavic is not so but your channel is really cool man
keep up the good work !
English: Tank
Russian: танк
Romanian: Tanc
German: *PANZER KAMPFWAGEN AUSFÜHRUNG*
Char (🇫🇷) et ouais ma gueule
Scheiss Übersetzung lol
@@velay ?
de fapt e pur și simplu "Panzer"
nur Panzer und ohne den Schwanz
“I only do XTC when the right techno track comes on!", is actually really descriptive of Berlin!
Trust me I live there
I am from Germany and I am so heckin proud, that I was able to support this video with my humble Patreon account
This is absolutely hilarious, specially the metaphor you have used for this language..just loved it 😀!!
Who wants to be a millioner thing made me laugh out loud 😂
Dude, apart from the stereotypes we are tired about (for example the dress at 01:25 , thats bavarian and not represantative for germany), you did a really good Job in aiming the german accent at 05:55 (yeah, most people sadly kind of speak that way...) and pronouncing difficult words 03:17 , that brings even us in trouble (although nobody uses this words in reality). And yes, you have to be VERY carefull with symbols 05:22 . You will never find a HH, SS, SA and a bunch of other symbols and short cuts in Germany. Anyways, funny Video! :-) Greetings from Germany ✌️
I think germany is a great place,.. Greetings from philippines
Well HH is on registration plates of cars from Hamburg because of "Hansestadt Hamburg"(trans.: Hanseatic city Hamburg)
Go fuck yourself
Salad Volcano lmao wtf was that for, go fuck yourself too
I believe the lederhosen is "stereotypically German" because Americans went to Bavaria and I believe took control and they see whatever in Bavaria and assume that their culture is the same throughout the country. And then they use those stereotypes in popular media and here we are today (tell me what I got wrong with the power of constructive criticism)
im german and i laughed way to had at this haha
Why do I feel you are my new favourite youtuber?
I’m German and this is so relatable.
Sehr lustig! You hit the german words so nicely! Very funny video!💪🏻
Ohne Spaß, seine Aussprache war einfach nur zu gut. Ich komme selber aus der Slowakei, und weiß wie schwer es ist solche Wörtern zu lernen.
The demonic incantations ...had laughed until it felt like my ribs broke..
2:29 now we understand why we are in this coronavirus issue. He called the virus to come
So good! Its so true! Greetz from Munich
This made my day , another impressive work from Peter
Please make a video about Hungary
Please...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
Milán Kóbor yeaa i live in hungary too!! Just make a video about hungary!!
agreed!
Hungarian girls are hot
Boiler eladó
Dude, this is straight comedy. I love it
Impressed with how you edit, this is the next level for a UA-camr. Love to Germany 2 from the Netherlands. Fantastic people!
The editing is on point, make more videos!
This was not what I was expecting when I saw ur post from yesterday but this is so funny
In your 1/2 mil sub video you said you love to entertain people and make them laugh. That is why you do all of this.. Well my friend, mission success :)
1:41 NO YOU CANNOT BE LATE, THAT IS ILLEGIAL IN GERMANY, FIND THIS MAN AND ARREST HIM, THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR
2:23 As a German, this is exactly what comes to my mind when I hear Eastern European languages
kra2351 why?Half of the germany is eastern Europe 😂.Unless you refer to geographical eastern Europe and in there they speak only russian.
That’s just great. Love the humor. Vielen Dank from Germany ☺️😎
The Nazi part is a classic. I wonder how much longer that will be a reference. Also the language cliché. Try to learn how to write and pronounce Finnish.
2:32 music name is sheer will by John Bjork
HAAAAHAHAH :DDD 2:24 That's absolutely accurate, I live in Switzerland where they speak a more "Flufy" German dialect, but to be honest It doesn't sound any better!
PPPeter. Der lustige UA-camr. The Berlin part had me on the floor crying of laughter😂😂😂 . Can you please do a video about Switzerland too? 😁
In Switzerland is nothing to joke about. Because it is "a not funny at all" country.
@@drexlev Do you mean not funny like: "with Switzerland is not good cherry eating"? Or "Jag mich nicht ich will nicht laufen, ich bin voll mit Schoggi!" 😂
@@Sushila.. "Näähh, yu ar ei driemer!" ;-)
So funny!! Great video...the gimp suit and techno reference was the best!!
Different to many foreign youtubers trying to speak German I could even understand what you were saying. Props for that 👌🏼
Hilarious video btw XD greetings from Bavaria
Im fluent in german because i live here and all i can say is your pronunciation sounds very good! Keep it up maybe sometimes you are fluent as well :D as im a native speaken bosnian i know what im talking about it was quite hard to learn it but when you finally done its worth it.
That was hilarious. Subscribed! Greetings from Germany lol
This must be the best content on the entire platform
LOL these videos are SOO funny!! I want to see more countries..
Epic masterpiece of art👏
Man, you made my day!🤣
(schon 3x geguckt)
Another example of perfect german marketing slogans: Der slogan of the state Lower Saxony is just „Niedersachsen. Klar.“ which means „Lower Saxony. Clear.“ 😂
More like "of course."
Dude, your videos always crack me up! Very funny and well done. I hope you get more subs, because you have a lot of talent for comedy. Love from Colorado :)
This man is hysterical! Well done my friend! Bravo!
soooo nice video man!
This was amaaaaaazing dude!
Love the content, do more euro humor
PPPeter, you are amazing. I've watched all your videos and I hope you will get the audience that you deserve and lots of millions of views. I enjoy your videos and keep up the good work.
These videos are so funny, (late i know, i found your channel few months ago).
If i can make a wish for next country you shouyld try sweden, would be funny as hek.
Greets from sweden!
That demonic music comes pretty close to „O Fortune“ - a classical piece which is used in a lot of movies. You probably heard it at least one time. And here comes the plot twist: it was composed by a German. Carl Orff was his name.
Keep making Such videos time and again and again.
*YOU'RE INSANELY HILARIOUS*
You've got a crazy language speaking skill
I will now subscribe because you have said the last sentence very beautifully
And your vids are awesome funny
Holy shit your editing is great!
6:28 (subtitles): "When Peter focussed Nicki Minaj and cannot sue Bonnie Honey" *lol*
And thats how the demons were unleashed upon the world.