The Worst Things about France

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  • @thejunior9497
    @thejunior9497 6 років тому +15854

    This guy can’t be so freaking funny, damn, he’s undoubtedly the best comedian on UA-cam, even the best comedian I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen many.

    • @PPPeter_Official
      @PPPeter_Official  6 років тому +1155

      this is definitely an exaggerated statement, but I'm still gonna pin it, it will look nice at the top.

    • @timq3575
      @timq3575 6 років тому +39

      The Junior so true, wish he was more consistent, but who knows what peter has or is going threw

    • @shala2840
      @shala2840 6 років тому +26

      Et tellement meilleur que cyprien et norman...

    • @chichiro7314
      @chichiro7314 6 років тому +11

      @@shala2840 oh tu es français :)

    • @alithinker
      @alithinker 6 років тому +5

      @@PPPeter_Official haha you deserve it!

  • @hhguille
    @hhguille 4 роки тому +1470

    as a french american i cant stop laughing at the "chaud" mistake... lmfao

    • @dapleb2397
      @dapleb2397 4 роки тому +15

      "as a french american" bitch stfu stop LARPing as the nationality of your fucking grandparents

    • @hhguille
      @hhguille 4 роки тому +36

      one of my parents are french and i speak it alors ta gueule et arrete d'être tlmt chiant ptn

    • @hhguille
      @hhguille 4 роки тому +11

      @@davy4842 toi aussi connard

    • @myriamarinloye6643
      @myriamarinloye6643 4 роки тому +13

      Henry Guillemot HAHAHAHAHA alors là je m’y attendais pas 💀

    • @hhguille
      @hhguille 4 роки тому +7

      @@victorgaleuchet5016 when said in that manner tho it does give sexual connotation

  • @TheSuperkiller14
    @TheSuperkiller14 5 років тому +4232

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Peter: *JE SUIS CHAUD*

    • @douns3658
      @douns3658 5 років тому +43

      Mdrrr même si on vrai on dit couramment "je suis chaud/j'suis chaud !" Quand on est prêt donc ça pourrait ce traduire par "I'm ready !" :0

    • @mumeumun7468
      @mumeumun7468 5 років тому +16

      C’est moi aussi🤣🤣🤣. La première fois que je sais faire une phase en français, j’ai dit « je suis chaud » à mon ami. Nous étions dans le métro, ma voix est toujours très forte, et je suis une fille, donc... 😖😖😖

    • @persianjew1746
      @persianjew1746 5 років тому +6

      JE SUIS CHAUD

    • @mqadara_8074
      @mqadara_8074 5 років тому

      D O U N ' S nn mdrr on dit pas ca pour etre pret

    • @malzergski
      @malzergski 5 років тому +11

      oui baguette croissant

  • @abellematheux7632
    @abellematheux7632 5 років тому +2079

    2018 : Vidéo proposée à tous les anglais
    Août 2019 : Vidéo proposée à tous les français
    WHY, UA-cam, WHY?!!!!

    • @linconnufantome560
      @linconnufantome560 5 років тому +11

      😂 et oui c est UA-cam

    • @Rolphlarson
      @Rolphlarson 5 років тому +13

      Met anglophone pour pas te faire insulte par moi (j'vais pas le faire 🙂) ou par les autre

    • @abellematheux7632
      @abellematheux7632 5 років тому +6

      @@Rolphlarson J'y avais pensé, en plus. J'ai juste eu la flemme de revenir en arrière...

    • @zaarakii6450
      @zaarakii6450 5 років тому +5

      Moi en ce moment j'ai que des vidéos comme ça sur youtube j'comprend pas

    • @brutalirex3681
      @brutalirex3681 5 років тому +3

      Grave

  • @imbatman8892
    @imbatman8892 3 роки тому +427

    Fun fact: when a French person offers you a particular activity or something in particular (it also depends on the context) you can answer "ok je suis chaud" or "ok je suis grave chaud" which means "I accept without any hesitation ", it is an expression much used in France.
    Example: - Viens on sèche les cours pour aller au ciné ( -Come we skip class to go to the movies )
    - Ouai je suis chaud ( - Yeah, I'm serious hot )

    • @bsiegel775
      @bsiegel775 3 роки тому +19

      great translation: yeah i'm down! :)

    • @bsiegel775
      @bsiegel775 3 роки тому +8

      @Georges J. i see a lot "qui est chaud pour jouer..." aussi

    • @justgohan6346
      @justgohan6346 3 роки тому +2

      France is trash

    • @SaxandRelax
      @SaxandRelax 3 роки тому +5

      @@justgohan6346 without France, America would be part of canada

    • @tonyalexa1120
      @tonyalexa1120 3 роки тому

      Hello 👋 Friend ... How are you doing today? And Merry Christmas In Advance! 🤗

  • @hopeworld6284
    @hopeworld6284 5 років тому +8905

    UA-cam 1 an après :
    Et si on mettait cette vidéo en recommandation pour tous les français

    • @ffdot1756
      @ffdot1756 5 років тому +100

      C est tlm ca mdr je viens de tomber dessus

    • @falking_rene349
      @falking_rene349 5 років тому +25

      @@ffdot1756 moi aussi mdr

    • @aliceuwu803
      @aliceuwu803 5 років тому +18

      Grave

    • @cshonfleur
      @cshonfleur 5 років тому +11

      Yes

    • @alexandredefresne699
      @alexandredefresne699 5 років тому +23

      1 an plus tard, la France se réveil.
      Bizarrement ça ne m'étonne pas.

  • @arcticwolf2966
    @arcticwolf2966 5 років тому +18751

    L'algorithme UA-cam a encore frappé ... mais je ne suis pas déçu ! 👌

  • @FeuFeuFeuFeu
    @FeuFeuFeuFeu 4 роки тому +4093

    “French people aren’t biggest fan of the English language”
    Me, a French who’s learning English and see how nobody else tries to : True

    • @migardax2304
      @migardax2304 4 роки тому +31

      SAAAAAAAME

    • @avalouise5223
      @avalouise5223 4 роки тому +10

      @EnchantingEcho going to need it

    • @conniead5206
      @conniead5206 4 роки тому +63

      Are you learning English or American? Decades ago Prince Charles declared that Americans do not speak English. I agree that we do not.

    • @jaelynn7575
      @jaelynn7575 4 роки тому +65

      I went to France with a French man and I'd had studied French for four and a half years, but I was rusty. We were at a beach and I ordered a "a coke with a lot of ice." "Je voudrais un coca-cola avec beaucoup de glace." However, it came out "Je voudrais un coca-cola avec beaucoup dégueulasse." Hahaha! I didn't even know the word for "disgusting." The waiter looked at me like I was purposefully being one of the "awful Americans." My friend had a good laugh though and corrected my order. I had always messed up with using "de, du and des."

    • @jaelynn7575
      @jaelynn7575 4 роки тому +8

      @@conniead5206 When you learn more about England, you find that to be true! Well, sort of true. I have a cousin in UK that I only met once.

  • @rando77552
    @rando77552 2 роки тому +84

    as a canadian, we have to learn french up until grade 9. its a huge struggle because people are always complaining that nothing makes sense

    • @delsymdrinker8064
      @delsymdrinker8064 Рік тому +4

      Yeah no one gives a shit about it, probably about 5% of people come out of those 9 years knowing more than asking to go to the washroom

    • @alxmtncstudio2066
      @alxmtncstudio2066 Рік тому +2

      I dug into the language, as a french native speaker, and realized that the reason why it doesn't make sense, it that because it indeed doesn't make sense. A lot of things are random ideas to appear sophisticated. Earlier in the world, a fancy and sophisticated language was a sign of refined/superior society, implying advanced development, wealth and morals. Sure a lot of advanced and subtle linguistic complexities can be made using French, but really it says a lot about the obsession for the sophisticated (regardless of efficiency) of the french culture. I use English way more often, it's easier to compose with.

    • @rando77552
      @rando77552 Рік тому

      @@alxmtncstudio2066 Interesting, thanks for the information!

    • @RAH-101
      @RAH-101 Рік тому +4

      @@alxmtncstudio2066 , I'm not French, but I'm not going to let you talk so much bullshit, the language is complicated for a simple reason, from the Gallic language formed of Celtic dialects, to Gallo-Roman, passing through its Germanic influences with the Franks. whereas French (Francien) tends to get closer to Latin under the action of clerics and scholars from the end of the Middle Ages and especially during the Renaissance with the borrowing of many words from classical Latin, but also from Italian.for example, modern French has sought to eliminate the letters k and w, which were considered too un-Latin, even though these letters were commonly used in Old French
      It's just complicated because the language is the image of its history, complicated and rich, It's incredible to be so ignorant of your own history. the French you speak now is the French of the "bas-peuple" So much for a refined/superior society right ? :'))))

    • @TheOneManWhoBeatYou
      @TheOneManWhoBeatYou 10 місяців тому

      You ever watch that creepy, French speaking, sentient pineapple Anana? Hated that motherfucker...

  • @victoria-iu9xd
    @victoria-iu9xd 5 років тому +336

    One time, my teacher, who taught French and is French himself, said that French is more about aesthetics than proper grammar and I solemnly agreed with him

    • @redpulsion
      @redpulsion 5 років тому +7

      Victoria 666 That’s what they say to help you feel better about yourself 😅

    • @victoria-iu9xd
      @victoria-iu9xd 5 років тому +4

      @@redpulsion well yes, maybe but I remember one time he said that he, himself was sometimes confused by the French language and he is an honest and quite blunt man.

    • @jules4112
      @jules4112 5 років тому +9

      @@victoria-iu9xd I am a French-American who has lived in America basically my whole life after the age of 6, When my parents taught me grammar and as well as taking bilingual classes when I was younger there are so many exceptions in french grammar mainly geared to making it sound better.

    • @victoria-iu9xd
      @victoria-iu9xd 5 років тому +4

      @@jules4112 yeah from my experience, French mainly aims towards sounding better than making sense. No Offense but that is how I feel about the language

    • @thibautqatar6768
      @thibautqatar6768 5 років тому +11

      hi, i'm french and i really agree with that xD

  • @abellematheux7632
    @abellematheux7632 5 років тому +706

    "Je suis chaud."
    Il m'a tué x'D

    • @dreamywings6660
      @dreamywings6660 5 років тому +3

      Pareil 🤣

    • @h34rtfr3sh4
      @h34rtfr3sh4 5 років тому +3

      Pareil 😂😂

    • @laviolink956
      @laviolink956 5 років тому +2

      Et on dit merci beaucoup et non merci beaucu

    • @swfthbckbdwf4265
      @swfthbckbdwf4265 5 років тому +3

      Le meilleur moment xD

    • @draskall97
      @draskall97 5 років тому +6

      C'était à mourir de rire la mère "ne l'écoute pas il est drogué" 😂😂😭

  • @isabell_0108
    @isabell_0108 5 років тому +2002

    The man :
    What are you doing Peter ?!
    Peter: *JE SUIS CHAUD*
    The man: *scared asf*
    Peter: *JE SUIS TRES CHAUD*

  • @nonokbh
    @nonokbh 3 роки тому +177

    The weed scenes are hilarious ahah and your french is so good ! Come visit us in the provinces, never start with Paris !

    • @marygambrell6411
      @marygambrell6411 3 роки тому +1

      I have the distinct feeling that Paris might make people feel some kind of way.

    • @ИванКаракчеевПиктчюерс
      @ИванКаракчеевПиктчюерс 3 роки тому +1

      What about Marseille or Dijon?

    • @nonokbh
      @nonokbh 3 роки тому +4

      @@ИванКаракчеевПиктчюерс 2 amazing cities. Dijon very medieval and tipycal French with great gastronomy. Marseille is spectacular, has beautiful nature and the Medit. sea, and hundreds of cultures from Africa.

    • @monikaradzaj7407
      @monikaradzaj7407 2 роки тому +1

      Is Rennes a good French place to visit for tourists or beginner French speakers?

    • @nonokbh
      @nonokbh 2 роки тому

      @@ИванКаракчеевПиктчюерс Awesome places, Dijon is very typical, historical mid size city, with excellent gastronomy and wine. Marseille is 100 worlds and ethnicities in one city. Vibrant, sexy, and dangerous !

  • @Poussindesdomtom
    @Poussindesdomtom 4 роки тому +2358

    Well, _"je suis chaud"_ doesn't necessary mean I'm horny in France. It depends on the way you say it and the context.
    You can also say je suis chaud when you're about to start a fight. It'll mean you're really, really pissed and about to explode.
    _"Je suis chaud"_ also means _"I'm in!/to be up for sthg"_ . For example: _"Qui est chaud pour un restaurant ?"_ (who's up for a restaurant?) _"Je suis chaud/partant !"_ (I'm in!)

    • @eugenekaminski3365
      @eugenekaminski3365 4 роки тому +72

      Merci pour votre lecon)))

    • @thomasmineo
      @thomasmineo 4 роки тому +90

      Thank you I thought I was going crazy!
      I've watched a few of these videos and I feel like these guys are just like to make it seem like one mistake in French will get tourists sent to prison for being a sex offender. In reality even if some of these things can have sexual meanings, most of them don't work out of context and people will understand what you meant, some of them like "Je suis chaud" also have other meanings in other contexts that are more popular than the sexualized meaning. All in all I just feel like this would scare language learners, I know if I didn't know French I would have taken this for the truth without second guessing it, it's made me more skeptical about videos like this on languages I don't know.

    • @Poussindesdomtom
      @Poussindesdomtom 4 роки тому +25

      @@thomasmineo It appears I said _"doesn't necessary mean"_ but I actually meant: _"Nobody uses this expression to say horny in France"_ , except if you say it in a swingers club! ^^
      However, that doesn't work at all for ladies. A lady who says _"Je suis chaude"_ , that means nothing but I'm super horny! :)

    • @sandilemlambo5701
      @sandilemlambo5701 4 роки тому +18

      "About to explode" that explains it

    • @nico_fdc
      @nico_fdc 4 роки тому +5

      Merci beaucoup, c'est très utile.

  • @RainbowDark
    @RainbowDark 5 років тому +379

    Also "je suis chaud" Can mean "I'm down" or "I'm ready" like
    "Wanna go to the bar?
    -ouais j'suis chaud"

    • @soufianezenoun9576
      @soufianezenoun9576 5 років тому +5

      not really because i speak french and we never say dat

    • @danygauthier3176
      @danygauthier3176 5 років тому +60

      @@soufianezenoun9576 Bah si mdr attend par exemple quand qq te propose d'aller au cinéma ou à une soirée bah tu peux répondre je suis chaud

    • @Fireeblast999
      @Fireeblast999 5 років тому +29

      C'est plutôt courant en plus.

    • @xynthewarrior
      @xynthewarrior 5 років тому +1

      @@soufianezenoun9576 Si on dit ça / No Soufiane we say this

    • @khadidjasikendar1235
      @khadidjasikendar1235 5 років тому +1

      Rainbow Dark you are actually really clever tho, yes u can say that with friends or other I am from France so yeah

  • @mylzy8872
    @mylzy8872 5 років тому +1627

    Je suis chaud 😂 Every stranger makes that mistake it’s so funny 😂

    • @victorius_thrilla
      @victorius_thrilla 5 років тому +9

      Wow, so, what are you telling in this case?

    • @mylzy8872
      @mylzy8872 5 років тому +68

      Victorius Thrilla we say « j’ai chaud » :)

    • @victorius_thrilla
      @victorius_thrilla 5 років тому +3

      @@mylzy8872, oh, okey:) Merci:)

    • @val__9643
      @val__9643 5 років тому +14

      Je suis chaud TRÈS CHAUD TRÈS TRÈS CHAUD !!!!! Euuuu non en fait j’ai chaud 😅

    • @maximegiannasi7710
      @maximegiannasi7710 5 років тому +46

      In french 🇫🇷 j'ai chaud is I m hot je suis chaud is I want do sex

  • @leonessie8971
    @leonessie8971 3 роки тому +36

    His expression when he was using the word something like quatre Vingt(420)I died😂😂😂

  • @cebonvieuxjack
    @cebonvieuxjack 5 років тому +1425

    "I love french comedy" shows "Qu'est-ce qu'on a fait au bon dieu"
    *X : doubt*

  • @r0ctos
    @r0ctos 4 роки тому +1222

    Tell "Je suis chaud" in Quebec. You're gonna be arrested because they will think you're drunk

    • @zzy2620
      @zzy2620 4 роки тому +28

      Tabarnak...

    • @Friendly_Protogen
      @Friendly_Protogen 4 роки тому +9

      Not arrested

    • @alexandergamingqc2838
      @alexandergamingqc2838 4 роки тому +12

      Ch'te l'dis mon gars

    • @noha6926
      @noha6926 4 роки тому +2

      Vrai😂😂

    • @a.h.tvideomapping4293
      @a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 роки тому +43

      As an Ontario Resident (Ontarian?) In Toronto I made that mistake when I went to Montreal to see my cousins in July. I said to my cousin “OMG je suis tres chaud” trying to speak French while we were going to a connivence store and she stared at me so shockingly so I said louder “OMG JE SUIS TRES CHAUD COUSIN” and like 15 people near us heard it. I think people thought me and my cousin were in an intimate relationship. When she explained that “je suis chaud” means “I want to have hard sex” I almost committed euthanasia and every time I think about it I want to die

  • @zorbexfx8059
    @zorbexfx8059 2 роки тому +6

    Man you are extremely talented, your expressions and comedic timing are excellent. Very high quality work .....Big love from Greece

  • @mathewkelly9968
    @mathewkelly9968 4 роки тому +532

    I'm Australian as soon as French people realised that , I didn't have to try use my appalling high school French they would mysteriously switch to English . Was very handy

    • @vivii__
      @vivii__ 3 роки тому +49

      yes in France a lot of people will try they best to speak english, even tho our accent might not be the best
      btw i love Australia

    • @a.h.403
      @a.h.403 3 роки тому +12

      @@francesca_415 Humm... french people (so everyone in this country), never (ever?) make effort to speak english?
      And you "think" it's because french people hate english and england..? Humm... it's interesting how some people can assume so much and be so wrong about it..!
      Better than thinking, people should always check their information before commenting to the world all the misconceptions they have :).
      You guessed right, I'm french and I know very little people who wouldn't be willing to help even with a poor english spoken. And I know quite a lot of people.

    • @francesca_415
      @francesca_415 3 роки тому +6

      @@a.h.403 so why every tourists complains about french not trying to speak english especially in Paris??

    • @a.h.403
      @a.h.403 3 роки тому +14

      @@francesca_415 again, you're making a misconception here... Not all tourists will say french people do not try to be accommodating.
      There are tons of video on YT with Brits opinion on how they were received and perceived by french people. You should check them out.
      Also Paris is not really representative of the french people, France is a country full of diversity with pretty strong regional identities.

    • @jeanrose1627
      @jeanrose1627 3 роки тому +16

      @@francesca_415 maybe because we are in our country where we speak.. french.
      When we go to english speaking places we speak english.
      So if you come to France try to learn some basic french . That's not that difficult

  • @nouche
    @nouche 5 років тому +670

    How could you forget Antoine Daniel?? Le French Alien!

    • @lotalentueux
      @lotalentueux 5 років тому +7

      Tiens, j'étais sûr de te trouver dans les commentaires de cette vidéo

    • @lotalentueux
      @lotalentueux 5 років тому +7

      Nous avons le même algorithme à ce que je vois

    • @nouche
      @nouche 5 років тому +3

      @@lotalentueux : J'en doute.

    • @nouche
      @nouche 5 років тому +3

      Mais regarde donc la vidéo Le Alien de TomSka

    • @tai_test_video
      @tai_test_video 5 років тому

      Dans ce cas j’ai le même algorithme aussi 😂

  • @dodobanane
    @dodobanane 4 роки тому +2839

    I'm french and what you say is very funny, but it's true! 😂 "je suis chaud !"😂

    • @zzy2620
      @zzy2620 4 роки тому +44

      Recommended riposte: "On s'en branle !"

    • @gacha_wolf4866
      @gacha_wolf4866 4 роки тому +21

      Lol je suis trop chaud XD

    • @badsystems9546
      @badsystems9546 4 роки тому +7

      Mdr ,j'avais pas vu se com. C'est vrais lol.

    • @Rita_forget7139
      @Rita_forget7139 4 роки тому +8

      we say I'm hot if it's for us or if not we say we have lime because you can have the area of ​​a perver sorry for my bad english

    • @unepersonnesebaladantsurin5715
      @unepersonnesebaladantsurin5715 4 роки тому +1

      😭😭😂

  • @jsw7814
    @jsw7814 Рік тому +8

    Barely anyone or anything on youtube makes me laugh, this guy is the exception.

  • @Sasha-hu4jp
    @Sasha-hu4jp 5 років тому +444

    Une découverte qui fait plaisir, première vidéo et je dois admettre que c'est très intéressant de voir l'avis d'étrangers sur la France!
    En tout cas, très belle vidéo et très bonne chaîne ! +1 like +1 abonné😉

  • @OctoBoyYT
    @OctoBoyYT 6 років тому +587

    Hello from France! Nice video

  • @teamtempete3137
    @teamtempete3137 5 років тому +685

    0:18 mettez sur pause et regarder les deux petit McFly et Carlito LOL xD 😂😂😂

  • @LegitMacro
    @LegitMacro 3 роки тому +40

    I have watched this for 10x. I cannot get bored of this lmao.

    • @LegitMacro
      @LegitMacro 3 роки тому +1

      :o

    • @snehalshrestha
      @snehalshrestha 3 роки тому +1

      @@LegitMacro one of the random hearts I've ever seen

    • @LegitMacro
      @LegitMacro 3 роки тому

      @@snehalshrestha out of all the comments to be hearted it was this lol

    • @javhaasuhochir8126
      @javhaasuhochir8126 2 роки тому

      same. I have been watching this for 1 or two years. And I cannot get bored.

    • @LegitMacro
      @LegitMacro 2 роки тому

      @@javhaasuhochir8126 samee

  • @Ak-fi8ev
    @Ak-fi8ev 5 років тому +1547

    “Maudit roumains, ils auraient du fermer les frontières” POUAHAHA J’AI RI

    • @xdiablosx69
      @xdiablosx69 5 років тому +11

      @@lorxeen5466 Il est sensé les avoirs insulté pour toi ? mdrrrrrr

    • @Mob_psko
      @Mob_psko 5 років тому +22

      Je suis roumain et j'ai ri (énormément)

    • @dragos3953
      @dragos3953 5 років тому +3

      @@Mob_psko Pareil mdr

    • @misterrsam2904
      @misterrsam2904 5 років тому

      Anouchka Pyrn mdrrr

    • @dragos3953
      @dragos3953 5 років тому +4

      @@lennrd5912 e comedie, de ce esti atata triggered?

  • @yalb5775
    @yalb5775 5 років тому +452

    That's funny... I'm french and I find that your accent sounds like a mixt between an Arabian accent and an English accent

    • @_yan.mbadi_7515
      @_yan.mbadi_7515 5 років тому +14

      Il est serbe ou slovaque j'crois

    • @islaykamraoui6233
      @islaykamraoui6233 5 років тому +21

      Moi ça me fait penser à un accent québécois mal imité

    • @paulinmarkim8278
      @paulinmarkim8278 5 років тому +1

      Plutôt canadien moi je trouve 😅

    • @draalttom844
      @draalttom844 5 років тому +1

      @@paulinmarkim8278 ça ressemble à aucun accent d'aucune région du Québec ou du Canada

    • @marionat2001
      @marionat2001 5 років тому

      @@paulinmarkim8278 pas pentoute

  • @jijichoquet4391
    @jijichoquet4391 5 років тому +363

    Hilarant ! Mais tu as oublier de parler du niveau d'anglais des français ,et du fameux accent français qui fait faire des cauchemars

    • @sayshisui7760
      @sayshisui7760 5 років тому +10

      Jiji Choquet en même temps l’accent des étrangers qui parlent fr 😂😂😂😂

    • @Toal1998
      @Toal1998 5 років тому +19

      apparament l'accent français entre nous francais on en rigole mais la plupart des etranger que j'ai rencontré adore notre accent 😂

    • @akmaui3324
      @akmaui3324 5 років тому +2

      non non il l'a dit ça a un moment il me semble xD

    • @sasoriae5225
      @sasoriae5225 5 років тому +1

      Faut pas chercher à comprendre on est juste pas compatibles 😂😂 un français qui parle anglais c'est moche comme un anglais qui parle français 😅

    • @jijichoquet4391
      @jijichoquet4391 5 років тому

      @BySnox je ne dit pas que c'est comme ca pour tout les français, mais ce n'est pas qu'un stéréotype ....

  • @electrix10
    @electrix10 3 роки тому +20

    "There are even some regions where they give you 4 kisses instead of 2..." Yep, i'm from that part of France =D

  • @believemoxley
    @believemoxley 5 років тому +1490

    *I’m French and it made me laugh when you said French language is poetic since teenagers nowadays are always saying bad words lmao*

    • @olivierg.9479
      @olivierg.9479 5 років тому +149

      You do know teenagers in every single country on Earth use insults right?

    • @believemoxley
      @believemoxley 5 років тому +56

      Olivier G. Yeah but I’m referring to French ones since he says French is a poetic language, now nobody uses the old good French. I can tell I’m French.

    • @spacey_6910
      @spacey_6910 5 років тому +6

      Pride pride Idiot, stop it.

    • @Tutorielman
      @Tutorielman 5 років тому +1

      @@Salty7737 Your I.Q. is probably very low.

    • @Tutorielman
      @Tutorielman 5 років тому +3

      @@LALA-yi1ui wow, you are so inteligent (ironic)

  • @MOUGO
    @MOUGO 5 років тому +302

    Je suis chaud also mean "i'm up". It can also mean you're good at something ("Je suis chaud au basket" i'm good at basketball)

    • @silentj624
      @silentj624 4 роки тому +18

      I'm trying to learn French. This is too much. LOL

    • @silentj624
      @silentj624 4 роки тому +5

      @Kyubi Ultime you mentioned PewDiePie. INSTANT respect. I'm very impressed by his English. I don't care if my French is perfect, I just want a French speaker to understand me. I want to be understandable in Spanish, French, Vietnamese, and ASL. I don't care about speaking on a native level. I just want to be understandable even if I make mistakes. Thank you for your input, I really appreciate it.

    • @silentj624
      @silentj624 4 роки тому +1

      @Kyubi Ultime ma française quand j'écris n'est pas bon. Aussi ma Française quand je parle n'est pas bon. Je suis désolée. J'ai oublié beaucoup !

    • @kimka3855
      @kimka3855 4 роки тому

      はい

    • @MOUGO
      @MOUGO 4 роки тому +2

      @@silentj624 gender is the most difficult thing to understand for someone not french

  • @lucile727
    @lucile727 5 років тому +2174

    It’s 80 because 4*20 make 80 yes we are genius in mathematics haha

    • @NatusMaris
      @NatusMaris 5 років тому +247

      The 90 is funny two
      Quatre vingt dix
      4x20 + 10

    • @Azerty72200
      @Azerty72200 5 років тому +77

      And what do people speaking French outside of France say ?
      Octante (80), Nonante (90).
      ...
      Why, man... why did we stick with quatre-vingt...

    • @anamseojin5926
      @anamseojin5926 5 років тому +15

      Lucile no were not 😂😂 3 de moyenne toute l’année tmtc 😂

    • @charptho
      @charptho 5 років тому +5

      *HONHON

    • @darktygrou
      @darktygrou 5 років тому

      @@anamseojin5926 lol moi j'avais 2 de moyenne (j'ai gagné)

  • @clemencedaveau8854
    @clemencedaveau8854 3 роки тому +21

    I'm french and you know we have a saying that says "the more the cheese smells the better it is"

    • @tonyalexa1120
      @tonyalexa1120 3 роки тому

      Smile 😊
      Hello 👋 friend... How are you doing today? And Merry Christmas In Advance! 🤗

  • @timotheep2810
    @timotheep2810 5 років тому +570

    À pleurer de rire. Merci l'algorithme UA-cam.

    • @zeytac6355
      @zeytac6355 5 років тому +5

      Algorithme qui Mets en recommandations une vidéo de + d'un an... x)

    • @linconnufantome560
      @linconnufantome560 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂 et oui du UA-cam tt cracher

    • @LePtitOreo
      @LePtitOreo 5 років тому +3

      Au Moin je vois que je suis pas seul Mdr
      J'ai traduit mon message ( avant ) en anglais et français car je croyer être le seul français dans la conv Mdr
      #seum

    • @utakatasama9155
      @utakatasama9155 5 років тому

      Me too, I always get trapped in this youtube recommendations until my phone sleep

    • @abcd-yg2rx
      @abcd-yg2rx 5 років тому

      I am watching it with no audio . I think I m the only one here but still learnt something about France

  • @Nokyyyyy
    @Nokyyyyy 3 роки тому +2490

    "I don't like french prices"
    Me : _laughs in Switzerland_
    "I Don't like quatre-vingt either"
    Me : also laughs in Switzerland

    • @Poopooslinger
      @Poopooslinger 3 роки тому +107

      He went to Paris, if he went elsewhere it would be cheaper.

    • @wyattwyatt4126
      @wyattwyatt4126 3 роки тому +46

      Huitante

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 3 роки тому +20

      Belgique ma homie

    • @fathfez7991
      @fathfez7991 3 роки тому +20

      @@wyattwyatt4126 O C T A N T E

    • @Nokyyyyy
      @Nokyyyyy 3 роки тому +6

      @@fathfez7991 huitante

  • @siwanoXx
    @siwanoXx 5 років тому +212

    "Je suis chaud" don't only mean "horny" it's also mean "I'm ready" or "My body is ready to do something hard/incredible/dangerous"
    If you want to say that you feel warm it's : "J'ai chaud"

    • @user-cf3by5bu5t
      @user-cf3by5bu5t 5 років тому +24

      yeah true ! it could be translated as " i'm hype" or " i'm excited" as well

    • @reecewood155
      @reecewood155 5 років тому +10

      Je suis excité means I'm horny. Trust me. I live in France.

    • @Loganhundred
      @Loganhundred 5 років тому +2

      Yeah when you ask a friend to eat at McDonald's or play some games he will probably say "j'suis chaud"

    • @sunaleexo
      @sunaleexo 5 років тому

      @@reecewood155 Yeah but "Je suis chaud" can mean "I'm excited", no one said "je suis excité" here besides you

    • @reecewood155
      @reecewood155 5 років тому

      @@sunaleexo I know that. I'm just saying there is another word for it.

  • @danielmiller7037
    @danielmiller7037 3 роки тому +10

    This one is a masterpiece!
    Come back to watch it every few months 😅

  • @Disbaaa
    @Disbaaa 5 років тому +656

    Pourquoi après 1an UA-cam se dit tiens on va mettre en recommandation

  • @charptho
    @charptho 5 років тому +796

    Coming in Paris with high expectations and hopes. Ah, the classic mistakes.

    • @solwen
      @solwen 5 років тому +54

      Don't worry, even the French make this mistake.

    • @kaku7398
      @kaku7398 5 років тому +7

      @@solwen that is 100% accurate.
      Just come to have a good time, don't have expectations.
      And choose wisely too

    • @solwen
      @solwen 5 років тому +24

      @XDranzer000 I grew up in the 93. This is not a no-go zone. There a lot of small "towns" that are okay there.
      Just be wary in the rer b line. It feels like a Final Fantasy game with random encounters

    • @kaku7398
      @kaku7398 5 років тому +8

      @XDranzer000 t'inquiète on n'est pas si méchant XD certains quartiers sont biens, faut juste connaître les horaires propices et les endroits les plus surs

    • @Gala666-o
      @Gala666-o 5 років тому +1

      Depend on where you go :)

  • @peterborak3256
    @peterborak3256 6 років тому +158

    One of your best videos to date. Can’t wait for the next one. Je suis tres chaud already.

  • @teoportun
    @teoportun 2 роки тому +6

    "cyprien and norman, the two biggest french youtubers"
    squeezie is crying right now

  • @zimolando6398
    @zimolando6398 6 років тому +673

    Salut Peter je suis français et je voulais te dire que tes vidéo sont superbes, surtout celle là qui m'a bien fait rire et que je considère comme l'une des meilleures que t'as réalisé. Ah et en fait je sais parler anglais mais j'écris en français juste pour te faire chier à traduire tout ça et aussi pour me la péter je l'avoue, sinon bonne continuation dans le youtube game

    • @PPPeter_Official
      @PPPeter_Official  6 років тому +207

      Zotaliso 27 I’m not sure if I understood everything, but I think you like me, so I like you.

    • @Nope0823
      @Nope0823 6 років тому +42

      PPPeter Hi Peter I’m french and I wanted to say your videos are awesome, especially this one that made me laugh a lot. I consider this video one of your best one. Oh and btw I know english, but I’m using french just so you have to translate everything and also to look cool. Anyway good luck on youtube.

    • @marcellinechoisne5627
      @marcellinechoisne5627 5 років тому +5

      bien fait,lol

    • @kuyren223
      @kuyren223 5 років тому +3

      Zotaliso 27 i dont speak surrender

    • @chiracultrainstinct3d629
      @chiracultrainstinct3d629 5 років тому +13

      Sebastian Riddersholm France won the most battles. So shut up.

  • @fel2270
    @fel2270 5 років тому +494

    J'adore le "je suis chaud" 😅 je compatis c super chiant la langue française !😂

    • @awatafbalbali3
      @awatafbalbali3 5 років тому +5

      Félicia blabla totalement d’accord j’ai beau être française la matière dont je suis la plus nulle c le français et en plus cette année j’ai eu la pire prof de français de tout le collège et déjà que je l’ai c ma prof principal l horreur 🤭( je sais je parle trop bcp trop) 😘😘😘

    • @liryshaa
      @liryshaa 5 років тому +4

      Le français est aussi la matière ou je suis le plus nul et la meilleure bein... c'est l'anglais 😂

    • @DiagnosticDjelfa17
      @DiagnosticDjelfa17 5 років тому +2

      Fuck france

    • @louisfrites_randomworld
      @louisfrites_randomworld 5 років тому +1

      pire langue du monde

    • @spartadz121
      @spartadz121 5 років тому +1

      La plus belle langue au monde

  • @temmietemmieson6756
    @temmietemmieson6756 4 роки тому +370

    Wanna now smthg cool? Peter with a raised accent on the first “e” is “Péter” which means “to fart” in French.

    • @TheTrueMichael
      @TheTrueMichael 4 роки тому +3

      oh yeah I forgot about that XDD

    • @honeypeterfreakingbadger3666
      @honeypeterfreakingbadger3666 3 роки тому +3

      Je le prend comment vu que je m’appelle Peter et je suis français ?

    • @may7694
      @may7694 3 роки тому

      @@honeypeterfreakingbadger3666 je te soutiens 😂

    • @lonnpton5239
      @lonnpton5239 3 роки тому

      @@honeypeterfreakingbadger3666 rip

    • @feufeu545
      @feufeu545 3 роки тому +1

      French is amazing, isn't it?

  • @mrror8933
    @mrror8933 2 роки тому +4

    When even a Romanian guy sees France and the French as rude and aggressive, not great on hygiene, all that with cheap accordeon music in the background, you know something is really off about that country...

  • @FunnyParadox
    @FunnyParadox 6 років тому +2225

    JE SUIS CHAUD
    TU EST CHAUDE !
    *VOUS ÊTES CHAUD !!!*
    OH F*CK I DIED XD

    • @trantung5933
      @trantung5933 5 років тому +11

      i wonder if that scene is staged OwO

    • @PolishgamersYT
      @PolishgamersYT 5 років тому +3

      that came out of no where it hella got me

    • @hugothornton8722
      @hugothornton8722 5 років тому +65

      Vous êtes* sorry about that

    • @hugothornton8722
      @hugothornton8722 5 років тому +65

      Tu es* sorry again

    • @dee-jh3bl
      @dee-jh3bl 5 років тому +6

      Hugo Thornton
      Hop on arrête de corriger les gens merci

  • @playmalkhax2730
    @playmalkhax2730 5 років тому +516

    0:52, *"Maudits Roumains, ils devraient fermer les frontières"* 😂😂
    **Jean-MaMa intensifies* 😂
    Love from France 🇫🇷

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 5 років тому +42

      Which is Ironic, since Romania has one of the highest rates of second language French speakers in Europe.

    • @zeusdavid4104
      @zeusdavid4104 5 років тому +10

      Jsuis roumain moi donc oui jvous rassure qu'ils ont pas réussi fermer les frontieres 😂

    • @claudiacondrat4803
      @claudiacondrat4803 5 років тому +9

      je suis roumain :))

    • @lusionarly
      @lusionarly 5 років тому +4

      Je suis roumain aussi :)

    • @claudiacondrat4803
      @claudiacondrat4803 5 років тому +5

      @@lusionarly stii frangleza de la scoala sau ai folosit Translate?

  • @maria1100
    @maria1100 5 років тому +66

    i have an internet friend in France and he showed me this today because i was having an off day and i was literally on the floor laughing the whole time. so thankful for him and you for making this video hahaha

  • @i-nasbeats131
    @i-nasbeats131 3 роки тому +73

    I've watched this video for a billion time already.

  • @mathis0601
    @mathis0601 5 років тому +2540

    Heureusement qu'il est pas venu en France🇫🇷 cette année il aurait croisé des gens habillé en jaune😂😂🤣

    • @ennezz7501
      @ennezz7501 5 років тому +44

      xD il serait en mode : WTF

    • @moiccelinaa4282
      @moiccelinaa4282 5 років тому +3

      Mdr

    • @moyaiman2527
      @moyaiman2527 5 років тому +67

      Heureusement qu'il est pas venu visiter notre dame de Paris cette année non plus 😂

    • @yohan1265
      @yohan1265 5 років тому +82

      Il aurais crié "JE SUIS CHAUD " devant les crs il l'aurais expulsé avec le camion à eau 😂

    • @maias6554
      @maias6554 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂

  • @briytal
    @briytal 5 років тому +775

    oH MY GOD, THEY TEACH US “Je suis chaud” AT SCHOOL LMAO

    • @SteevieVL
      @SteevieVL 5 років тому +155

      that's probably your teacher trolling you

    • @douns3658
      @douns3658 5 років тому +113

      OMG NO SAY "J'AI CHAUD" D:

    • @saltedsea6477
      @saltedsea6477 5 років тому +68

      Nowaday you can say "Je suis chaud" or "J'suis chaud" to say you agree to do something : "You want to play soccer ?" "J'suis chaud !"

    • @briytal
      @briytal 5 років тому +1

      Steevie1994 she ain’t trying to troll us, i swear xd

    • @heywrandom8924
      @heywrandom8924 5 років тому +6

      @@saltedsea6477 yes but still if a girl says "je suis chaude" it still has the connotation of promiscuous or horny.

  • @loonteak4973
    @loonteak4973 5 років тому +2142

    I'm the English comment you've been looking for

  • @fiorellacipollone
    @fiorellacipollone 3 роки тому +6

    I'm from Argentina and I lived in France for a long time and I found this video really funny!! This guy is such a comedian, I loved it!! So true... 😂😂

  • @rusticaquarium8235
    @rusticaquarium8235 5 років тому +772

    When you're French you can tell the difference between cheese and some disgusting feet that smells not good
    damn it was hard to write it

    • @-erebor-2361
      @-erebor-2361 5 років тому +7

      Soit damné

    • @xenotypos
      @xenotypos 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, also people underestimate how perceptions are influenced by what you're used to, and how little they mean. All of those are deeply subjective, and once you're used to some cheese it becomes a drug you can't stop eating it.

    • @estebanprzibilowski2820
      @estebanprzibilowski2820 5 років тому

      Applause 👏👏👏

    • @theochal38
      @theochal38 5 років тому +3

      Btw, you can also guess what kind of cheese it is, just by how it smells.
      The french cheese culture is quit huge I guess ^^

    • @STARSDEBATLINTASAGAMA513
      @STARSDEBATLINTASAGAMA513 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/channels/gFnHhTDE7pC7RXSeYORnBw.html?view_as=subscriber
      jurnal.ummu.ac.id/index.php/JTU

  • @TheTrueMichael
    @TheTrueMichael 4 роки тому +711

    The Romanian joke... XD I'm Romanian and laughing my ass off at how true that is!

  • @divingquokka
    @divingquokka 4 роки тому +705

    It makes a big difference where in France you go. The attitude of Parisiens is more like New Yorkers. I often go skiing in the Haute-Savoy. The people are super friendly there. When they hear French is not my native language, they will switch to English. (But I am talking about people working tourism here). If I tell them I would like to practice my French and could they speak French slowly to me, they will do just that. J'aime les Savoyards! (And their food and wines. And the Genepi of course)

    • @hippolytetenailleau5850
      @hippolytetenailleau5850 4 роки тому +16

      Diving Quokka I am from Paris.
      We are friendly, but it is a need not to smile for at least half of the day understand?

    • @Dawsonlevrai
      @Dawsonlevrai 4 роки тому +3

      @@hippolytetenailleau5850 n'importe quoi

    • @quoth_raven
      @quoth_raven 4 роки тому +5

      no french person switches to english unless they are getting paid for it ;)

    • @Mariomugnier4685
      @Mariomugnier4685 4 роки тому +29

      I'm from Haute-Savoy !!! It's kinda true that Parisiens aren't really friendly with the tourists but outside of Paris, the people are very nice ! And Haute-Savoy is very beautiful!
      I recommend you to visit some cities in the south of the country, like Cannes, Marseille and Bordeaux (this one is more on the west side) It's very beautiful too !
      Merci Beaucoup !

    • @tissot233
      @tissot233 4 роки тому +19

      I can somewhat understand it from the locals point of view. They are living in a city that receives 30 million international tourists a year. That's whole different level than any other major global city. New York receives around the same amount in total, but only 5 million of those visitors are outside US. I'm sure it grows old for many Parisians to be answering the same questions daily while just trying to get to work.

  • @rakshitbharadwaj8141
    @rakshitbharadwaj8141 3 роки тому +8

    I am watching this video at 4 a.m from India after witnessing Switzerland beat France 5-4 in one of the best euro matches ever

  • @monsieur_manson
    @monsieur_manson 4 роки тому +313

    🤣 that JE SUIS CHAUD is epic.. at least i've learn 1 sentence in french from this video

    • @Noname-gh3sq
      @Noname-gh3sq 4 роки тому +2

      🍅🍑

    • @nhienleminhhue6605
      @nhienleminhhue6605 4 роки тому

      I learnt 3

    • @Anto-te4zy
      @Anto-te4zy 4 роки тому +1

      hahaha good luck for learning french, we have a very difficult language 😭

    • @world4500
      @world4500 4 роки тому +1

      @@Anto-te4zy vraiment!!!!?😮😮

    • @Anto-te4zy
      @Anto-te4zy 4 роки тому +1

      @@world4500 t’es français ?

  • @sityop2961
    @sityop2961 5 років тому +81

    Mec, je viens juste de découvrir ta chaîne grâce à cette vidéo et je ne suis pas déçu.
    Bro, I juste discover your channel with this video and I'm not disappointed.

    • @leukopossum7930
      @leukopossum7930 5 років тому +2

      Dertyj57 just* discovered*
      Sinon j’suis dans l’même cas, c’gars est hilarant !

    • @Robbie_sdl
      @Robbie_sdl 5 років тому

      Ouais !
      Mais sa fait bizarre que quelqu'un dise que notre langue n'a aucun sens...
      Même si dans le fond ce qui ne parlent pas français on raison ...
      Nous nous la parlons couramment voila pourquoi on si retrouve (et encore).

    • @zinedine2581
      @zinedine2581 5 років тому

      @@Robbie_sdl fait des video stp

  • @DeathLacooda
    @DeathLacooda 4 роки тому +1405

    The "blue cheeses" aren't the ones with the worst smell, trust me 🙃

    • @MTH_afc
      @MTH_afc 4 роки тому +57

      Oui le fameux "maroilles"

    • @vegzet2066
      @vegzet2066 3 роки тому +14

      Or the hungarian "Pálpusztai"-

    • @KC-ex7pr
      @KC-ex7pr 3 роки тому +9

      @@MTH_afc oui, mais c'est delicieux, non?

    • @vivii__
      @vivii__ 3 роки тому +5

      il y a vraiment pire..

    • @dababeh8375
      @dababeh8375 3 роки тому +4

      Non Ça n’a pas de mauvais sens. Et c’est très bon. Et je ne sais pas de quoi vous parlez avez-vous vu la nourriture que vous mangez en Amérique? C’est abominable😖

  • @javhaasuhochir8126
    @javhaasuhochir8126 2 роки тому +1

    same. I have been watching this for 1 or two years. And I cannot get bored.

  • @smash9317
    @smash9317 5 років тому +2237

    Le pire c'est que tu as raison dans TOUTE la vidéo 😂
    -Le bon fromage mais qui pue
    -Les gros fumeurs
    -Pourquoi on dit quatre-vingts ?
    - On a l'une des meilleures gastronomies
    -Nos UA-camrs sont justes fabuleux
    -J'ai chaud c'est plus correct car je suis chaud... 😏
    -Tu parles super bien français :)
    - Encore une chose, tu es à mourir de rire et je croyais qu'on faisait la bise partout de le monde 😂
    PS-Merci pour les 180 pouces bleues et vos commentaires maintenant je sais que je ne suis pas le seul qui croyait qu'on faisait la bise partout et aussi je sais maintenant d'où vient le nombre 80 😂
    PSS- 885 maintenant lol
    Des années après je reçois toujours des notifs de gens qui répondent à ça sinon ça va vous ?

    • @Luminoss971
      @Luminoss971 5 років тому +43

      Moi aussi je croyais qu'on fessait la bise partout !

    • @labsneakers6739
      @labsneakers6739 5 років тому +78

      Parce que il y a 4 fois 20 dans 80

    • @auvjo8134
      @auvjo8134 5 років тому +51

      70 car il faut 60+10
      90 car il faut 4x20+10

    • @avitanoyt7953
      @avitanoyt7953 5 років тому +14

      Nos youtubers sont correctes*

    • @sayshisui7760
      @sayshisui7760 5 років тому +2

      Smash mdrr y a casi qu’en fr qu’on fait la bise et sinon bon en vrai il c parler fr mais gros accent quand même.... 😂😂(Antoine Daniel vie)

  • @paulciobanu5467
    @paulciobanu5467 5 років тому +452

    0:56 As a Romanian living in France, I amused myself .😁

    • @thebigboss1035
      @thebigboss1035 4 роки тому +2

      Is it really like that?

    • @alexrusu6981
      @alexrusu6981 4 роки тому +42

      Eu căutam un comentariu in care cineva zice ceva de chestia legată de romani..

    • @marinai9081
      @marinai9081 4 роки тому +2

      I agree 😂

    • @cp-nv7gc
      @cp-nv7gc 4 роки тому +9

      Putain on aurait dû fermer les frontières plus tôt
      Je rigole bien sûr

    • @ramushharadinajjunior1351
      @ramushharadinajjunior1351 4 роки тому +21

      Once one french woman asked me what is your nationality i said her Albanian,hmmm she said you are same like romanians🤣🤣🤣,i really think french people are tired of emigrants 🤣🤣🤣

  • @janahany4434
    @janahany4434 4 роки тому +186

    "The french language doesn't make sense"
    I KNOW I LEARN FRENCH AT SCHOOL AND THE GRAMMAIRE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

    • @lolourex19
      @lolourex19 4 роки тому +19

      I agree... And I'm french !

    • @LesCrocsSepulcraux
      @LesCrocsSepulcraux 4 роки тому +11

      @@lolourex19 Pourtant le Français est une langue plus "évoluée" si je peux me permettre. D'où la difficulté extrême pour apprendre notre langue contrairement à d'autres qui se veulent plus accessibles. Plus une langue est facile à apprendre plus elle possède de lacunes.

    • @lolourex19
      @lolourex19 4 роки тому +10

      @@LesCrocsSepulcraux Oui mais ça pose énormément de difficulté pour ceux dont ce n'est pas la langue maternelle. Ce n'est pas pour rien que l'anglais est une langue international...

    • @LesCrocsSepulcraux
      @LesCrocsSepulcraux 4 роки тому +10

      @@lolourex19 Oui effectivement. D'ailleurs la langue française a été dévalorisée notamment parce que avec le nombre de mots et de tournures de phrase possibles on peut parler durant des heures sans rien dire, tourner autour du pot quoi. J'avais lu/vu quelque part que ces circonvolutions enervaient les dignitaires étrangers lorsqu'ils dialoguaient avec des français. Outre ce fait, on devrait être en être fiers plutôt que de nous rabaisser sans cesse.

    • @guynungagap4617
      @guynungagap4617 4 роки тому +4

      @@lolourex19 L'anglais est la langue internationale parce qu'ils ont gagné.

  • @lang-ed3bk
    @lang-ed3bk 3 роки тому +1

    that grandma/420 scene was so hilarious, had me cracking up. subscribed.

  • @HazRod78
    @HazRod78 5 років тому +122

    Petite vidéo très sympathique et qui ma bien fait rire. Continue vraiment super !!

  • @AzyFer
    @AzyFer 4 роки тому +1560

    the worst thing about france is the fact that french fries aren’t originally from france..

    • @DannySykess
      @DannySykess 4 роки тому +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @predaplantuser2742
      @predaplantuser2742 4 роки тому +27

      @Baguette Shakespear hamburgers were not created by americans

    • @Reyvius78
      @Reyvius78 4 роки тому +19

      careful guys, we have a mad belgian in here lol

    • @MaxAlexandreDiaz
      @MaxAlexandreDiaz 4 роки тому +2

      don't speak about France like this

    • @aedwynnstorax68
      @aedwynnstorax68 4 роки тому +9

      Baguette Shakespear There is no French side in Belgium 😁, except some expensive neighborhood in Brussels. But I guess you’re mentioning the French-speaking side 😉 Flemish people do also cook amazing fries

  • @mariegauthier5354
    @mariegauthier5354 4 роки тому +600

    In Switzerland, we say "huitante" for 80, not "quatre-vingt"

    • @hanamurahinako
      @hanamurahinako 4 роки тому +11

      Marie Gauthier je l’ai déjà dis 😹

    • @mariegauthier5354
      @mariegauthier5354 4 роки тому +5

      @@hanamurahinako 😂

    • @geoffoakland
      @geoffoakland 4 роки тому +36

      much easier and more logical than quatre-vingt. It took me 4 years to memorize my phone number here in France because there are some 90s and 70s in it ; to me, it sounds like, 60 10 7 4 20 10 8 0 7 4 20 14, (77 98 07 94) Quel cauchemar!

    • @hanamurahinako
      @hanamurahinako 4 роки тому +13

      Mjolnir G. In Switzerland your phone number will be easier, like: septante-sept nonante-huit zéro sept nonante-quatre.

    • @geoffoakland
      @geoffoakland 4 роки тому +17

      @@hanamurahinako i'm going to start saying my phone number, and any number, the Swiss way. I don't care if the French people don't like it. I think in Belguim they also use septante, huitante. Merci Maya!

  • @kushagragupta8068
    @kushagragupta8068 3 роки тому

    0:53
    This moment!!!🤦🏻‍♂️😭🤣🤣🤣
    The spit !!😆🤣😂
    And That line !!😁😁

  • @vitomutvar9088
    @vitomutvar9088 5 років тому +186

    Everyone gangsta until the French comments come in

    • @hanna_ca2624
      @hanna_ca2624 4 роки тому +4

      Why hello there ! Don’t worry we’re usually pretty kind in the comment section ! (Well it depends on the quality of the video but this one is really good so we’re in a good mood) 😂 (And we’re kinda in the same situation when we talk about English since our accent is sooooo bad (except for the very rare French people who have a good English accent))
      And I hope my English isn’t to bad either 😅😅

    • @frenchball1311
      @frenchball1311 4 роки тому

      Hanna Camiolo I'm French and I have a good accent

    • @hanna_ca2624
      @hanna_ca2624 4 роки тому

      @@frenchball1311 OOOOOOH Et ben on sera potes de bons accents !! 🤣🤣🤣 D'ailleurs tout mon entourage râle à cause de mon accent... CETTE BANDE DE JALOUX 🤣

    • @frenchball1311
      @frenchball1311 4 роки тому

      Hanna Camiolo j'ai un bon accent parce que je vis en espagne et je suis dans une école anglaise

    • @hanna_ca2624
      @hanna_ca2624 4 роки тому

      @@frenchball1311 Oooooh 😲

  • @thebouze5143
    @thebouze5143 4 роки тому +372

    Next time don't only stay arround Paris, the other cities makes you discover a whole different France ;)
    French advice

    • @rikotakashi2541
      @rikotakashi2541 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah right for example the villages they r damn beautiful

    • @chmeallyxh4339
      @chmeallyxh4339 4 роки тому +15

      @@rikotakashi2541 ikr
      My family live not far away a little village. Everybody know everybody, so that's really cool !
      The ambiance is really sweet. It's like you're friend with everybody.

    • @rikotakashi2541
      @rikotakashi2541 4 роки тому +10

      @@chmeallyxh4339 your fam is lucky 😁i live in a French department n it's nice too

    • @lucies7566
      @lucies7566 4 роки тому +2

      Bordeaux !!!!! Ahah

    • @samsworld1770
      @samsworld1770 3 роки тому +5

      @@lucies7566 Rennes ;))

  • @Frankengeuse
    @Frankengeuse 4 роки тому +407

    The part with the kisses is hilarious ! Since the confinement we french are not allowed to kiss people when we meet them. Personally, it's the most difficult part of the disease, it's so strange for me not to kiss people i see, makes me feel like a "cold distance" or something with others now. Before the virus, i never thought about that and at the age of 25 yo i'm just thinking about it and how weird it must look for other cultures to kiss people you just met. I'm keeping it anyway, i think it's a heartwarming welcome ^^"

    • @lipeprusch
      @lipeprusch 4 роки тому +20

      Here in Brazil we also give kisses. It is usually two, but sometimes "three to get married" (like, to give you luck to marry someone lol). I found it a bit rude though his approach of thinking the kisses are somewhat erotic or that gives the wrong message That's on his mind, the kisses are very friendly, but I get that this is weird in different cultures, specially more cold ones. Us latinos are something else :)

    • @archisingh7068
      @archisingh7068 4 роки тому +6

      Aeyee we can't even think of kissing someone in public. Even if I try to kiss my mom, she doesn't feel good.
      Our culture is join hands and say 'namaste' or 'namaskar'. Or the youngers (but never the girls) could touch the feet t of the elders. Well now informally among the youngsters, we would simply go with Hi, Hey..
      🙂

    • @pooja350
      @pooja350 4 роки тому

      @@archisingh7068 why never the girls?

    • @MultiLiam24
      @MultiLiam24 4 роки тому +6

      Confinement is the most fancy way I’ve ever heard someone call lockdown or quarantine

    • @meryam9880
      @meryam9880 4 роки тому

      @@archisingh7068 that's interesting .where are u from ?

  • @datszalami8689
    @datszalami8689 Рік тому +1

    These videos are hilarious!! I've watched all of your review videos but I just found out about these😂

  • @nastraunote__9569
    @nastraunote__9569 5 років тому +2197

    Entendre des anglais parler français c'est si drôle votre accent est aussi nul que le notre

    • @user-hn5il9zn4c
      @user-hn5il9zn4c 5 років тому +100

      Il n'est pas anglais 😂 il est slovaque je crois

    • @nastraunote__9569
      @nastraunote__9569 5 років тому +10

      @john doe je pense pas mais si c le cas c cho mdrr

    • @z2846
      @z2846 5 років тому +56

      On s'en balek de l'accent tant qu'on se fait comprendre, je pige pas votre obsession

    • @Nicowild
      @Nicowild 5 років тому +25

      J’trouve que sa manière de parler français ressemble au Québécois

    • @nastraunote__9569
      @nastraunote__9569 5 років тому +6

      @@Nicowild vite fait

  • @tekendo
    @tekendo 6 років тому +22

    Great video Peted! Keep it up 🕺🏻!!

  • @playmalkhax2730
    @playmalkhax2730 5 років тому +414

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Peter : *QUATRE VINGT!!!!*
    😍😂😂 Love from France 🇫🇷

  • @Robert-m7s2j
    @Robert-m7s2j Місяць тому

    Peter I've been getting profiles taking for the past 15 years but I've been watching you for five years I can't believe it's been six years I'm happy you're channel has grown so much man and you done so much and made so many Friends

  • @ongmorel5098
    @ongmorel5098 5 років тому +264

    Il y a que des français dans les commentaires 😁
    Whaou merci pour les 270 likes objectif 3000 🤩

  • @marinenbn
    @marinenbn 5 років тому +21

    J’ai tellement ri et c’est vraiment bien tourné! Un grand bravo !

  • @Xanarxi02
    @Xanarxi02 3 роки тому +447

    I'm French and I approve this sketch ! Come when you want in France ! Tu es chaud !

    • @mortis7851
      @mortis7851 2 роки тому +3

      I'm going there one day. No doubt! The most beautiful and visited country in the world!

    • @imweird3363
      @imweird3363 2 роки тому

      @@mortis7851 Mortis Bringer Of Doom

    • @mortis7851
      @mortis7851 2 роки тому

      @@imweird3363 your username fits you lol

    • @imweird3363
      @imweird3363 2 роки тому

      @@mortis7851 😓 i was just trying to be nice😢

    • @mortis7851
      @mortis7851 2 роки тому

      @@imweird3363 i thought you comment was random, but ok, I'm sorry

  • @profiondukent411
    @profiondukent411 2 роки тому +2

    Just got to this video because I saw a bit of it on tiktok. As a Frenchman I can also confirm that a lot of this is true. Great video.

  • @laureli4645
    @laureli4645 4 роки тому +772

    To all those who are learning French
    Don't say " je suis chaud" but say "j'ai chaud" 😂😅

    • @sanchitaagte8215
      @sanchitaagte8215 4 роки тому +45

      I have hot?

    • @laureli4645
      @laureli4645 4 роки тому +77

      @@sanchitaagte8215 yeah it doesn't make sense in English but that's what we say 😂

    • @sanchitaagte8215
      @sanchitaagte8215 4 роки тому +46

      @@laureli4645 learnt french for three years in school and it took my teacher a whole 40 minutes just to explain that "I have *insert age*" is how it's supposed to work and "si" is not yes from Spanish 😂✌

    • @meyech1099
      @meyech1099 4 роки тому +9

      @@sanchitaagte8215 lmao yea french is so complicated we know 😂😂

    • @sohamdambalkar1602
      @sohamdambalkar1602 4 роки тому +3

      @@sanchitaagte8215 yeah like i have heat .

  • @simonmettraux552
    @simonmettraux552 5 років тому +232

    If you don't like the price from France don't come in switzerland 🇨🇭😂

    • @locksley4277
      @locksley4277 5 років тому +4

      Ah ça c'est vrai 😂

    • @mariegauthier5354
      @mariegauthier5354 5 років тому +4

      Mais au moins on ne dit pas quatre-vingt

    • @simonmettraux552
      @simonmettraux552 5 років тому +1

      T'as raison

    • @dretor3258
      @dretor3258 5 років тому +3

      On y peut rien si notre président adore les taxes.💰😅😣

    • @alt3act733
      @alt3act733 5 років тому +1

      Sure en Suisse dans les cantons de Vaud on dit Huitante ! xDDD

  • @pebblesoop1648
    @pebblesoop1648 5 років тому +186

    *talks about how good french comedies are* *shows "qu'est-ce qu'on a fait au bon dieu*
    Me : *cries in french* is zat wat our culture haz beecome naw?

    • @lapoutredessechee7623
      @lapoutredessechee7623 5 років тому +7

      moi non plus j'aime pas les films français et je suis français

    • @pebblesoop1648
      @pebblesoop1648 5 років тому +22

      @@lapoutredessechee7623 nan mais j'aime bien certains films français, il y a même de très bonnes comédies françaises (qui datent malheureusement toutes d'avant 2000, sauf 2-3), mais citer "qu'est-ce qu'on a fait au bon dieu" comme exemple du cinéma français c'est vraiment irrespectueux et triste pour la culture française

    • @lapoutredessechee7623
      @lapoutredessechee7623 5 років тому +2

      @@pebblesoop1648 ah pardon j'adore les vieux films français genre les De Funès etc...

    • @Hobbit_libertaire
      @Hobbit_libertaire 5 років тому

      Je crois qu'il y a bien que les étrangers qui aiment les films français du XXIe siècle, et ceux qui gobe les publicités à peine déguisées des JT...

    • @pebblesoop1648
      @pebblesoop1648 5 років тому +2

      @@Hobbit_libertaire je t'arrêtes, il y a de très bons films français du 21e comme Grave ou Amélie Poulain, et ce sont généralement ceux là qui sont exportés à l'étranger, pas la légion de comédies merdiques auxquelles on a le droit chaque année. Du coup j'ai été très étonné de voir que machin bon dieu été connu à l'étranger, ça doit être une exception qui a dépassé les frontières. Mais sinon la plupart des étrangers qui disent adorer le cinéma français n'ont aucune idée que 90% des films francophones sont des comédies racistes.

  • @sameersingh01
    @sameersingh01 2 роки тому +3

    I didn't know you are a part time comedian as well... Amazing and relatable😂😂😂

  • @eyesglow1777
    @eyesglow1777 5 років тому +229

    1:15
    “Excuse me is this spit?”
    “Mmmmm nO.”
    😂😂

  • @giraffelapin6570
    @giraffelapin6570 5 років тому +141

    Lmfao "je suis chaud" I'm French that was so funny I cried from laugh
    Edit:wtff 151 likes for that?!

    • @Krysmaar
      @Krysmaar 5 років тому

      Lmfao ? C'est quoi le rapport avec ce groupe de music ?

    • @armangueddon2083
      @armangueddon2083 5 років тому +1

      John_Smith 88 c’est une sorte de réaction plutôt. En mode « oh putain ... »

    • @CUP1D0N
      @CUP1D0N 5 років тому

      Laughing My (Fuc*ing) Arsh Out

    • @nyverblest8297
      @nyverblest8297 5 років тому

      Parle français gros

    • @CUP1D0N
      @CUP1D0N 5 років тому

      Nyver _
      J’ai juste présenté les initiales des lettres LMFAO. J’ai pas pu te les dire en Français puisque c’est en Anglais, crétin.

  • @user-ol9rz7ke1m
    @user-ol9rz7ke1m 5 років тому +20

    When “je suis chaud” is used to an answer of a questions it means “I’m down” like do you wanna play soccer (veux-tu jouer au foot?) Ouais je suis chaud (yea I’m down)

  • @SamuelRasmussen
    @SamuelRasmussen 2 роки тому +4

    J'ai dévoré presque l'entièreté de tes podcasts, tu es ma découverte 2022. Je ne peux plus regarder autre chose que tes vidéos. Humour remarquable, l'idée est très originale, et ton équipe et toi êtes fabuleux. (PS: je suis du Québec, il faudrait que tu viennes faire un tour) Nech žije Slovensko, nech žije PPPeter! HURRAH!

  • @wadethemercenary.3730
    @wadethemercenary.3730 5 років тому +140

    Pppeter: Quatre vingt!!
    After the joint.
    Pppeter: Je suis très chaud!!

  • @MaHdI147100
    @MaHdI147100 5 років тому +87

    The best one is ninety seven "quatre-vingts dix-sept"
    97 = 4x20 + 10 + 7

  • @Big_KirbyVOD
    @Big_KirbyVOD 3 роки тому +255

    PPPeter: ”Frensh people are not the biggest fans of the english language”
    Me(frensh):”but me, i really like english, i feel bad” :(

    • @FarrelAlvieri
      @FarrelAlvieri 3 роки тому +5

      Mostly French not only you wkwkwk

    • @hiniraeth6893
      @hiniraeth6893 3 роки тому +25

      "frenSh"

    • @dan3596
      @dan3596 3 роки тому +10

      @@hiniraeth6893 Hes french.. hes not a english professor

    • @hiniraeth6893
      @hiniraeth6893 3 роки тому +6

      @@dan3596 I know, an English*

    • @Poopooslinger
      @Poopooslinger 3 роки тому +9

      That's one of the many cliché anglos say to shit on us. They start with a false premise (French do this or that) then attack us for it.

  • @everalves2148
    @everalves2148 2 роки тому +1

    This video is hilarious!! Amazing! He is soo good at acting. Great job dude!! So creative. I love the part when he is shaking trying to speak french French!! Hahaha

  • @HaylsWorld
    @HaylsWorld 6 років тому +118

    This was freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tonyalexa1120
      @tonyalexa1120 3 роки тому

      Hello 👋 Hayls... How are you doing today? And Merry Christmas In Advance! 🤗

    • @AramBasmadjian-wz1wj
      @AramBasmadjian-wz1wj Рік тому

      merry Christmas to you in advance@@tonyalexa1120

  • @victoriadavin6166
    @victoriadavin6166 5 років тому +114

    JE SUIS CHAUD
    TU ES CHAUDE ?
    Mon dieu c'est génial 😂😂

    • @Rmd--vm6nq
      @Rmd--vm6nq 5 років тому

      Cette meuf est chaude mdrr

  • @roatskm2337
    @roatskm2337 5 років тому +315

    Ok I'm not French, but I was laughing at the all time! xDDD
    Greetings to the French people from Bulgaria!
    J'aime la langue française! ;))))

    • @roatskm2337
      @roatskm2337 5 років тому +3

      @Cute Fnaf Ha thanks! :)

    • @tanishqarora2647
      @tanishqarora2647 5 років тому +6

      @Cute Fnaf
      not hating, but
      hE wRoTe ThE sAmE tHiNg

    • @roatskm2337
      @roatskm2337 5 років тому +4

      @@tanishqarora2647 As you can see I have ''Edited'' it! Previously I have writed 'Je aime langue français'' Only to know! :)

    • @tanishqarora2647
      @tanishqarora2647 5 років тому

      @@roatskm2337 ok
      its *_write_* btw
      not *_writed_*
      Just saying, don't want to get into a fight

    • @roatskm2337
      @roatskm2337 5 років тому +2

      @@tanishqarora2647 Ok no problem, me too! :)

  • @MJFinn
    @MJFinn 3 роки тому

    2:08 I'm dying here in my bathroom. Just subscribed. You are funny.