Jerma Tortures Chat - Jerma Streams Saw II (Long Edit)
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- Опубліковано 25 жов 2020
- From Jerma's Saw II stream (10/25/2020): • Jerma Streams - Saw II... / / 781816553
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Jerma streams Saw and Saw II long edit playlist: • Jerma Streams Saw and ...
No more games, Jeremy... - Ігри
I did some digging and found out that Earl Alexander the voice actor from L4D louis and it turns out that he voiced for the guy in this game too.
Holy shit no wonder they sounded so alike
@@skye4ya also I like the edit it's nice keep up the good work
PILLS HERE
@@disgorgeofconsciousness2250 ＋２
Pretty cool guy, chatted with him one time
I love how Jerma thinks that the grinch was based off of some folktale and automatically assumed that it was super dark
To be fair, Doctor Seuss is pretty grim.
Not a far fetch tbh cause most folklore and religious beings and creatures are really fairy tale esque.
@@reinieden2379 it all real
holy shit
That 666 likes very powerful.
I just love the idea of one of Jigsaw's victims completely misunderstanding what he was meant to do and stabbing his eye out and Jigsaw's just like "NONONO WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT"
"In front of you is a blade. You must.. hey, wait what are yo- NO NO NO WAIT! THAT'S NOT, OH MY GOD DUDE STOP! HOLY SHIT THAT'S- *muffled gagging* STOP DUDE!"
@@GwyndolinOwO saw quotes, right?
scary movie 4
@Brotien Shake Whats the twitter account?
@@komradekradles8731 jigsaw_quotes
Love how Jeremy still, even though he beat the first game; thinks Jigsaw’s name is just “Saw”
Pretty sure he even called him “saw” in Cr1tikal’s podcast
Well duh
Is it really that’s hard to believe jerma thinks his first name is Jig?
His name is Jiggles Sawry.
Isnt it actually Billy? (The official alias, not the actual "person"s name)
@@zeallust8542 Billy is the name of the puppet, but Jigsaw isn't a puppet lmao
4:03
Jerma’s Jigsaw voicing going “It’s me - It’s me, Saw!” has been etched into my mind and it makes me laugh my ass off every time.
23:09 i love when jerma says something as a joke without knowing it's an actual major plot point of the saw series
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed
And three times over if we wanna go there
His movie skipping technique strikes again
and it happens multiple times
Guy takes pain meds prescribed to him by his doctor for chronic back pain., gets hooked on them and becomes a drug addict. JIGSAW puts him in trap, guy completes the challenge and cuts himself up THEN IMMEDIATELY FINDS THE DRUGS THAT JIGSAW LEFT HIM FOR HIS PAIN.
What a cruel cycle of destruction.
41:28 the part when Jerma had an edible before the stream and literally couldn’t read a clock
The absolute balls to have an edible before playing Saw II
THIS GUY TALKS ABOUT GAS AT BARE MINIMUM ONCE PER STREAM, HES OBSESSED
INSANE streamer admits to being ADDICTED to GAS
I love how even when a huge stick of dynamite goes off in their face, the player character still falls over like someone hit em on the head with a mallet.
After the most recent comb stream, we now know Jerma was absolutely ZONKED on this stream
he's fuckin ZOOTED
He LOVES weed
well that explains the analog clock thing (i too have been so stoned i forgot how to tell time)
Is this the streamer that doesn’t know how to read a clock?
Yeah he was so fucking high lmfao
hes a fucking psychopath yeah
Yeah, that guy was FUCKED
Absolutely ZONKED
Nono, this is the one that catches frogs and then waits on forests trails to offer them aggresively to random people.
55:59 The hammer is exposed on the revolver. Just put a solid piece of wood or metal that's laying on the ground in between the revolver and the hammer to prevent it from firing. Better yet, the cylinder release is exposed. Just pull it back and take the cylinder out. The cop could probably walk the main character through this if the main character didn't realize this.
Shh, this is a torture drama! No Spoilers!
My friend was making that same argument the other night when we got to that part he was joking about “oh this wet nap i kept in my pocket for that several years would come in handy one day!”
I guess the argument that you can make for all the Saw cheats is that you’re still in a warehouse with dozens of other traps and he can still just like, walk in with a pistol and shoot you as you’re trying to get out.
@@SchrodingerMil i'm imagining jigsaw sighing at his tv, resignedly loading his grandpa ass blunderbuss because he has to canoe ANOTHER guy who stuck a fork in the electrical outlet and stopped the Gigacutioner 9000
29:10 Jigsaw leaving multiple voicemails was funny than it had any right to be
*funnier
Its me...JIGSAAAW
NEXT MESSAGE
@@alecmcchesney6841 AND I....fucking try it again
I think my favorite part about this is jermas portrayal of jigsaw who is supposed to be this intimidating mysterious scary man, and he just makes him sound like a complete moron
1:05:58 I was the guy in the shower, and I wont reveal my secret
ziploc bag and some lotion
What
😂😂😂 Nice
17:46
*_"Hohoho! Make your choice, know what I'm sayin'?!"_*
God I love Jerma's Jig.
When he said why can't I just sing an a note as a puzzle he had actually sung an e just in case you thought he could win
underrated comment
Isn't it a D#/Eb?
I'm way too into the saw lore so I'm just imagining jerma as saw guy and it retroactively makes those movies better in my head. Just all the flashback scenes are jerma wearing a bald cap and green screened in.
You're into the lore but call him saw guy? lol
@@StationWagonGenocide I literally typed john kramer but then thought saw guy would be funnier
@@janefkrbtt Oh thank god, you're not one of the posers
@@StationWagonGenocide why does it matter
@@lauv1150 "saw guy" isn't a term people who know the lore well usually use. In this case it doesn't matter since it was personal preference rather than lack of knowledge. And before you ask, yes, I'm fun at parties.
honestly i love these long edits cause you still get the occasional bit/chat reads, general updates, anecdotes that dont usually make it into 2nd channel edits, etc. during it that you wouldn't get in other edits and it feels so much more like watching the actual stream but cut to 1/4 - 1/2 the time :,) thank you for your contribution!!!!
Anothe thing is you still get the buildup to good jokes, and get the entirety of a long joke.
ALSO WE GET CAPS! :)
an hour in i remembered that this is a long edit and not jerma having a continuous, unbroken stream of consciousness for two hours straight
13:11 I like how sometimes his cadence when he reads emotes is like it's his first time reading a twitch emote in his life
Remember that time that 10,000 people watched jerma not be able to read an analog clock for 30 seconds
I like the idea of pretending to join Jigsaw in order to kill him, but you're not gonna find the man, but just his puppet and pre-recorded messages
Jerma would beat the shit out of the puppet anyways yelling "DIE SAW DIE"
I really appreciate you including messages on screen to both warn about upcoming scenes and to provide a timestamp to skip to to avoid them. Keep up the good work.
:D I'm glad someone appreciates the in-video warnings.
Its SAW, what else was there going to be
@@doomguy1167 I don't expect anything else, but I don't particularly want to see a guy slice into his own face either. I can tolerate other bits of the game, but that particular part goes beyond the other stuff and I'm glad there's a warning for it because I'm here for Jerma making a clown of himself, not whatever gore is in the game he's playing.
@@F1END8LOODED doesn't take much effort to make thr warnings anyways I suppose
@@doomguy1167 he's not calling him a hero, he's just thanking him for the warnings my dude
18:29 I love how the description of Jigsaw is literally Jerma. That psycho 💖
this maniac must be stopped
and if someone could do something about Jigsaw too, that'd be ok
Jerma’s saw voice is better than the actual saw voice
1:23:21 my uncle let me watch the thing when i was 8 years old and im definitely not a deranged weirdo now i promise
Bro my dad showed my brother and I the chest defibrillator scene on YT when we were 10. The following Christmas we got it on DVD.
Bro I was 2 when I watched the Exorcist
@@gordonf5553 king
When I was 3 my mom let me watch Jurassic Park. Now that I am 20, it is both my favorite movie and the only thing I ever have nightmares about is being eaten by a T rex.
I watched hostel when I was 7, not the worst part of my childhood sadly :(
now knowing jerma was high as shit makes this so much better
he said he ate cbd tho. unless it was some sort of thc mix in there it must have been placebo
@@tonyelectionfraud669cock ball destroyer
Honestly this game would've been much better off being a TellTale style of game: emphasis on decisions and character interactions/relationships, de-emphasize fighting and traversal. Hell this game kinda started moving in that direction by removing free-swinging fight mechanics. Just take out all the filler puzzle solving mini-"games" and swap it out for the MC interacting with other characters going through their own tests.
idk why but 'im watching this in the shower' made me laugh for a solid minute, shit was so outta pocket lmao. amazing edit
Ngl the “It doesn’t matter, we’re here now.” line actually was really nice to hear
1:04:20
Can we just appreciate how spot-on Jerma’s “Jim Gaffigan audience voice” is?
What if the way chat treats jerma is directly affected by how late he is?
What if he started being early and instead of calling him a psycho we started being overwhelmingly nice?
what a SANE and CONSIDERATE streamer
he HATES weed and SCOFFS at car crash videos@@whatr0
Fun fact but also spoiler
In the final room as the first character, if you succeed in crossing over to the elevator it leads to the bad end since the second character now can't escape.
It’s so funny how smug jerma was about not failing that part too.
Answering machine was a solid +2 bit
45:47 They thought this stream sucked, the poor sods didnt expect a certain encounter from Die-Dallas in their future... if only they knew....
The concept of Daedalus encounter is so awful. You literally play as a brain in a jar. That's a horrifying concept.
29:02 Just a real quality bit. Putting this comment simply cause I know I'll be back for that joke later.
when i saw this video i read the title as "Jerma Tortures Cat" and almost didn't think about rereading it, that's how insane this guy is
Jerma being high during this made me realize how badly I want to see some stoned bastard in a saw trap.
When you're given the choice to sacrifice yourself or go across the gap- surprisingly, your choice DOES matter. You don't "game over". That guy would've been permanently dead and you'd be switched to someone else. Some choices actually seem to matter in this one.
1:32:09 Even in life-or-death situations, Jerma can't stop thinking about the McDLT
Jeremy doesn't know that the point of the saw traps is to get people to join his weird cult, or at the very least to get them to "appreciate life" or some nonsense.... so saying "I'm your guy" wouldn't do anything
exactly what i needed
I love how you include the images being discussed in chat for context, and the gore warning was appreciated
I fell asleep while watching this and woke up like two hours later and my first thought was “oh no I didn’t get to see the ending to jerma playing saw 2…..”
Crazy to me that Jerma has the understanding that Jigsaw must buy all the raw materials for his traps from a hardware store or something
He didn't even eat anyone
Bet.
1:48:16
Bro
1:48:20 insane tf2 theme beatbox, what the actual fuck, that was so cool
The one canonical high jerma stream
Jerma tortures chat aka Jerma's combine interview
He was HIGH
49:30 I love the shameless reading off chat, while you can clearly see just the revealed 80 in the bottom as he stares at the wall
I like how UA-cam claims the game in this video as "Silent Hill: Homecoming."
27:08 This whole bit it basically "You're not stuck in here with me. I'm stuck in here with you"
Jerma naruto sprinted into that yo mama joke 45:00
I thought this said "Jerma tortures a cat" and I was thinking that's exactly what that psychopath would do
am i the only one that finds jerma doing the saw voice to be the funniest thing in the world? Like im choking on my food trying not to laugh in front of my coworkers in my break
holy shit this stream is so good. i didn't want to watch it after the eyeball part right in the beginning and I figured that was the whole game, so I just turned it off. the commissioner gordon freeman joke + the binoculars fov joke right after the other was so perfect... i feel like jerma was also being tortured this stream
I was looking away so I thought what he said after Chevy Impaler was supposed to be their tagline.
"Chevy Impaler: you can see, but do you understand?!"
MANIC streamer decorates his house with BARBED WIRES for CHRISTMAS
1:50:00 Never seen a misspelling of "antsy" like this, but I guess you learn something new every day
Jerma985, the man that makes dwarfs look like NBA players
You can buy broken glass. Jerma lied to us
the broken glass store is built out of broken glass
I love the Jim Gaffigan bit so much bc no one knew who he was or that Jerma was imitating a bit he does
you order broken glass by ordering anything fragile from USPS :)
This has to be one of his best streams. He just keeps making banger after banger joke, literally out of breath within the first ten minutes.
38:00 i literally stopped watching this video and watched the entire movie and now im back
that was my favorite fucking movie as a kid
so funny how he says saw like it's the guys name
the jigsaw answering machine bit rules
PSYCHO streamer watches man EXPLODE TWICE and LAUGHS.
"Broken Glass 'R' Us" the game
i still love 1:48:18
one of my favorite bits of this stream
you know with all the effort saw goes into building his torture traps to still keep them alive, they probably will still die anyways from sepsis or tetanus, if they don't catch hepatitis from the needles
42:37 he was about to tell everyone he was high at that moment but something made him hold on to that secret
thank you so much for putting this together! sad to have missed it live (lol) but i feel like this probably covered everything pretty well! captured the feeling of live chaos, definitely
I absolutely LOVE these long edit videos
Just a heads up, i noticed that you're linking jerma's twitch vods to find the full video. you may want to link from the jerma vod archive channel ( ua-cam.com/channels/2oWuUSd3t3t5O3Vxp4lgAA.html ) instead because those twitch vods will only last for 2 months before they are automatically deleted by twitch.
The VOD wasn't on their channel yet when I published this, but thank you.
@@skye4 oh ok sorry, This is a tricky situation then since you edit this stuff so fast. You could maybe edit the descriptions afterwards although thats also just a bit of a hassle to do for each video. Regardless, thanks for these longer edits they're great
@@shenky1186 Yeah, I just forgot to edit the description. It's been updated now. Thanks for letting me know, and I'm glad you enjoy my edits!
Thank you for the quality long edits
1:20:00 Streamer admits to checking out his dumptruck
How bout this one? and then will do that one, and this and then that one, and then well turn that one off and uh oh. I dont know whats more maniacal the trap or Jerma's pressing of the buttons.
I feel the exact same was as jerma about the propane and gas. Shit is scary as hell.
I like these long edits as it cuts out the silence of gods, but keeps you in enough that you get that feeling of a vid
Queasy, uncertain Jigsaw is my favorite Jerma bit when it comes to Saw.
Man you put in some great work with these videos. I can't stop coming back to watch jerma being jerma for hours thanks to you :)
TINY streamer describes common doors as ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE to him
Jerma keeps putting in the numbers 621 on every lock, which worries me about his search history.
the uber valet app would be sick order a person to come and park your car, they lock it up and leave and then the app would say where they parked, or you could order another one when you leave and they will pick the car up and drive it to you
Teacher: The test shouldn't be hard
The test: 24:52
Watching this as part of my Halloween 2022 Jerma binge!
the top 4 comments in a row start with "i love.." thats spooky 😳
he was so high
1:52:57 thumbnail. love that face
"The Brave Little Toaster" reference is why I continue to watch this guy.
I love how he immediately believed scrooge killed children (not true)
i love jerma !!!!!!!!!!!
jerma was stoned that he couldn't read a clock.