“One is Trump, large man who sells red hats. Other option is Biden, famous for being other option.” The accuracy of that statement and the entire piece is genuinely startling.
i love these videos because of how you laugh while reading all of this out loud and also because of your editing. idk it looks simple, but it just gets me every time
"I do no sleeping. I forgot how its done." Caveman explains his insomnia "She had no horses, but she thought she did." Dementia patient thinks they have horses
So I was thinking, right. I remember in your last video you were trying to come up with more ideas (this new was was awesome, by the way). What if you trained the bot on two different genres at once, like, I don't know... porn and Transformers, or kids shows and Alex Jones talks? I can't help but wonder if it would be great or just too weird to be funny
This was clearly not written by AI (for the people that genuinely believe it was) but still top-notch comedic writing I also love how you couldn't keep a straight face throughout
Reminder:
I took the .jpegs from @KeatonPatti on Twitter.
I didn't do any machine learning or what have you to generate these.
idc cuz i absolutely love those. oh and you reading makes it better imo.
Strawberry
Don't worry, KeatonPatti didn't do any machine learning either. he wrote these scripts. its not AI :P
“One is Trump, large man who sells red hats. Other option is Biden, famous for being other option.” The accuracy of that statement and the entire piece is genuinely startling.
"Hogwash. You wash hogs with lies." I'm gonna keep that to say randomly.
2:57 "Kryptonite is my Kryptonite", I'm dying
"have a cookie, they're justice flavored" gets me everytime
i just imagine a ramp walking up to Abraham Lincoln and being like "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start"
"One is Trump, large man who sells red hats. Other option is Biden, famous for being other option."
That's the best way to sum up that election
It really really is.
And this one
"She had no horses but thought she did."
This is important to remember about Brenda 🤣
And when the world needed him most, he returned.
The Clintonivirus and Superman Bird Seed had me dying.
"My money is homeless" 💀
“My money is homeless.” 🤣
I’m going to start using this now instead of saying I’m broke.
I'm officially writing in my will that I want a bot to write my obituary.
"They laugh honey" idk why this sounds so cool to say
I like to think Chris Hanson caught a guy that can control bees but instead of helping the bees laugh at him getting tackled by the police.
i love these videos because of how you laugh while reading all of this out loud and also because of your editing. idk it looks simple, but it just gets me every time
I swear there's a new one of these everytime I feel like rewatching the old ones lol
Clark Kent and Lex Luthor watch as some guy plants some seeds and grows birds out of them like wtf.
Force a bot to watch 100 hours of this series and see how it reacts!
Aka drunk robot on every drug
Basically pure, unfiltered chaos and insanity. 200% would watch
Nobody asked for it, but we all needed it. I had a bad day and that video literally saved it
"I do no sleeping. I forgot how its done."
Caveman explains his insomnia
"She had no horses, but she thought she did."
Dementia patient thinks they have horses
the trump vs biden one is a meme goldmine
Can journalismman be a new superhero?
0:52 the only reason why Trump haven't ever said it is that he hadn't thought of it.
“Clintonavirus” 😂😂😂
PROUD EATING
Proud eating and drinking a nice, cold glass of Obama. America.
3:10 bruh, Superman just caused 911.
4:14 today this is true
You have the best voice out of everyone who read these things
Why does this bot come up with so much food related stuff
The bot is hungry.
It comes back, and better than ever :)
I’ve been waiting for this moment
I think laughing traction ended after the 3rd one but the obituary...
Dear God...!
*proud eating* oh my god thats perfect!!! 😂😂
I'll be honest; it made more sense than actual US politics.
Feed a bot 1000 hours of all your previous bot storys and lets see what mess you end up with
I hope you're doing ok dude
Ugly laughing with my whole heart 🤣🤣
Legend came back
So I was thinking, right. I remember in your last video you were trying to come up with more ideas (this new was was awesome, by the way). What if you trained the bot on two different genres at once, like, I don't know... porn and Transformers, or kids shows and Alex Jones talks? I can't help but wonder if it would be great or just too weird to be funny
How long did it take to grow your hair like in your profile picture?
Oh my god I love it. I managed to create similar things using Google Translate.
I need more of this!
Thus Superman version is better than the original one 🤣🤣🤣
the superman on had the best character development with birdman
That was pretty hilarious
5:12
Ah frick it’s an alternate
This was clearly not written by AI (for the people that genuinely believe it was) but still top-notch comedic writing
I also love how you couldn't keep a straight face throughout
Fuck me these are platinum
Not all frecnh live in pairs
Why does the bot never use the articles "a", "an", or "the"?
Hello. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC-
XD We need MORE
What was redacted? Lmao
This hit. Thanks for the laughs. I wonder how difficult it is to make an a.i. do this?
hmm yes
This needs AI illustrations ;)
Does anyone know the name of this bot?
Pls more
😂😂😂 omfg
Hhhhhhh
Disliked because you redacted the word "pedophile", which is NOT a swear word. 🤦♂️
It was probably because of demonetization
Is there an animated version for this? This is pure gold!!!
Hey dude, I've got something to show you (related to this), is there any way I can contact you?