Florida is Chaotic Neutral...also made a druid based off of Florida in this sketch for my 5th edition D&D campaign...and yes, he can turn into a gator.
I now have a deep need for a pastel shirt with a picture of some shells and the words "Florida: Chaos knows no sides" on it. Ideally I would like to buy it from a gift shop in a gas station but I'll take what I can get
“Austin is very happy.” “What about the rest of you?” “Austin is very happy.” “That’s not the question I asked.” Well, it’s the answer I gave” this sums up Texas pretty well, I think
Okay, since I’m trans I have to mention it: this is the first place (that is not an outraged trans person) that I have even heard MENTION the trans discrimination thing. So, thank you. Also, California’s “you want me to be proud for treating humans like humans” was gold.
Yeah, I talked to my mom about it and she doesn't believe me because no one has reported on it. She says I get my news from unreliable sources. Which, I get where she's coming from. Its such a shame our country has come to this
These just keep getting better n better! I love that you get the nuances of living in the state that is being portrayed. I cannot wait for the next one with teens and KPop fan messing with the rally!
"If only there was a state in the South that didn't act like it." *Maryland has entered the--* "Florida, what do you think?" *Maryland will remember that*
You're Florida impressions are spot on. Being from Florida it makes me miss home less since I found your videos. :) could you do a Florida man section where Florida is reading the "local news" headlines.
I'm a bit late to the party, but your skits are awesome! Thank you for making such entertaining content. I'm looking forward to watching more of it!. :)
"Chaos knows no sides." Florida is chaotic-neutral, pass it on
He’s making a shirt 😂
we are. even the calmest of us hides a mini-hurricane made of Chaos
Florida is Chaotic Neutral...also made a druid based off of Florida in this sketch for my 5th edition D&D campaign...and yes, he can turn into a gator.
@@michellegriffin1749 *wheeze* that is amazing
lmao yes
1) that fourth wall break was GOLD & 2) 'Chaos knows no sides' should be the new FL motto...
Wait- it wasn't already?😅
You have my vote
I live in Florida. And I am proud to say it is true.
I love how FL is like, “I don’t care,” I think it’s the heat here that causes that, that, or the margaritas.
Heat, strips away all but apathy
Both
It's a combination of heat, alcohol, and meth.
Margs
@@mysticweeb6810 Both is good.
I now have a deep need for a pastel shirt with a picture of some shells and the words "Florida: Chaos knows no sides" on it.
Ideally I would like to buy it from a gift shop in a gas station but I'll take what I can get
Hopefully Ben will make it
@@Ben_Brainard I love your content 😁
“You act like he ever had control in the first place” I’m dead but it’s not a hurricane it’s only a tropic storm😂😂
“Austin is very happy.” “What about the rest of you?” “Austin is very happy.” “That’s not the question I asked.” Well, it’s the answer I gave” this sums up Texas pretty well, I think
As a D&D player, it embarrases me to admit that it took me THIS long to realize that Florida is the TEXTBOOK DEFINITION of Chaotic Neutral.
As a DM, Florida is my newest NPC.
These videos make me like Floridians just a little bit more. Everyone loves an agent of chaos every once and a while.
I sent this to my friend in AZ, and they are like I understand you even more.
thats danger 😂
Friends: girl have you checked the news lately
Me: nawl let me go check Ben Brainards page
Friends: who
Me: the real news on UA-cam
Facts
Being honest I learn more on this channel than on the actual news
@@J4s._.b33 same
Okay, since I’m trans I have to mention it: this is the first place (that is not an outraged trans person) that I have even heard MENTION the trans discrimination thing. So, thank you. Also, California’s “you want me to be proud for treating humans like humans” was gold.
How do you know he's not an outraged trans person? Maybe hes just stealthing, also yeah, it's great to see people who arent openly trans defending us
Mama Doctor Jones mentioned it, but yeah, 2/130 is basically no one
Yeah, I talked to my mom about it and she doesn't believe me because no one has reported on it. She says I get my news from unreliable sources. Which, I get where she's coming from. Its such a shame our country has come to this
My dad did the EXACT. SAME. THING.
You mean a it right?
He
She
It.
"This is the worst Daft Punk remix I've ever heard"
If I didn't already love FL, that would clinch the deal.
As someone from Florida, this is both terrifyingly accurate yet still the best part of my day to watch these videos! Thank you for this
“Chaos knows no sides” *motions to good, neutral, evil chart* yes it does.
Chaotic Neutral knows no sides.
Star Synthetik good point
But because it is on all sides it really doesn't known A side
Love the Chaotic energy of Florida, and so excited to see Arizona and Florida getting along!
I love " Florida " I live in Florida and Monuments are usually just rocks! Ben - you Rock and you're monumentally awesome!🗽👍😎✌
“Chaos knows no sides”
My new senior quote
Florida is how my brain works
Florida is now my new mental voice.
Theres just something primal about enjoying destruction
I need “chaos knows no side” as a shirt
These just keep getting better n better! I love that you get the nuances of living in the state that is being portrayed. I cannot wait for the next one with teens and KPop fan messing with the rally!
Whenever I see weird news, my response is always “Florida and Louisiana are going to have a field day with this!”
"Chaos knows no sides" Oh Florida, you chaotic mess 😂😂😂
If only you knew!🤭
These videos are the HIGHLIGHT of my week. The 4th wall break had me giggling and I just love how even DC can't comprehend what is going on with DC.
"Austin is very happy" oh my god, I'm dying 😂🤣😂. As a life long Texan who moved to Austin last year, that's so painfully accurate
MERCH! We need merch!
"Chaos knows no sides" needs to be a t-shirt!
Agreed
“Chaos knows no sides” is officially my new motto
"If only there was a state in the south that didn't really act like it."
This is way too accurate. I always forget that Florida was part of the CSA.
Yup Austin is happy about it lol
Awww I’m starting to feel sorry for DC. He has to deal with a lot.
Someone needs to give him a hug, a fuzzy blanket and some ice cream.
My favorite line from this WHOLE video.... CHAOS KNOWS NO SIDES 😂😂😂😂
The quality has gotten better. You're a wonderful person for making these.
Of Florida, my sweet child. The true chaotic neutral of the US.
You are an inspiration.
“Chaos knows no sides”
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just mention Darius Rucker's version of Wagon Wheel and we'll come a running with OCMS
I just moved to FL in January. I deem this accurate. I love watching your videos.
I watch the end to see George’s name and every time my eyes tear up. ✊🏼
I live in Polk county so the Grady Judd comment was accurate 😂
Same here. Grady Judd is basically our Lord and savior haha
"Chaos knows no sides" is my new motto. And i want that Daft Punk remix as a ringtone.
Can you get Florida to call North Carolina
Also if you need help with North Carolina, don't be afraid to ask me. I've been born and raised in North Carolina.
I have to say your Alabama accent is amazing! And you really represented everything happening in the state right now
Chaos knows no sides!! I love it!!
Epic last words from Florida....’chaos knows no sides’
California is golden, so spot on
You really deserve to be famous, man. Your videos are the highlight of my week.
We really need a Florida's greatest hits video. Florida is the absolute best. Chaos knows no sides....🤣🤣🤣 almost fell out of my chair laughing.
"If only there was a state in the South that didn't act like it."
*Maryland has entered the--*
"Florida, what do you think?"
*Maryland will remember that*
One of the best yet. The Louisiana moment was perfect.
Finally AZ is in one of these! (Could've been in here more, though)
As someone who lives in Texas, I have never seen anything so accurate 💀
We need a video of DC saying “excuse me?”
You're Florida impressions are spot on. Being from Florida it makes me miss home less since I found your videos. :) could you do a Florida man section where Florida is reading the "local news" headlines.
I’m glad you touched on the trans rights topic, thank you
Florida keeps me coming back for more, I swear 🤣. I honestly look forward to the upload all week
I always at these. "Chaos knows no sides" had me choking on laughter. Keep it up.
I am loving Florida so much.
If Florida had to pick a side I think we all know what side it would be...white claw
These make my day oml
my niece showed me this channel, it's amazing...though when you do MD-got to make some sense in the chaos
In such uncertain times you make news tolerable in such chaos. Sending love from CO.
"Chaos knows no sides!"
I love it!
These updates are the freaking BEST! Everytime something messed up happens in the news now I can just imagine how Ben is going to put it in the update
FL and LA being bffs is awesome. I also love the love/hate relationship between NY and FL. GA and FL have a great friendship too
Chaos knows no sides 😂🤦🏻♀️
Cali: *blames DC for little protection of trans people*
Me: . . . *YES!!!* I’m moving to Cali!
We welcome you
Ok but would Kansas always be the tie breaker since they are literally in the middle of the country?
"Chaos knows no sides" - Ben, that is a t-shirt!
It’s confirmed Florida is chaotic neutral!
Yessssss good to see AZ in there.
That Arizona accent is spot on! 😂👍
I absolutely love FL. “Chaos knows no sides” that’s my new motto
I love Ben, good for you!
Omg I've never been this early
Same.
The only quote I live by is, "chaos knows no sides"
“Chaos knows no sides”
I’m dying of laughter🤣
Chaos knows no sides sounds like my friend's life motto
I love the Nick Saban shirt
Why does what is going on feel like exactly what happened in designated survivor?
Hey, I'm an Okie girl and I love how you include our state. I just wanna say rather than 'send them,' an Okie would say 'send 'em.'
This guys amazing
I can’t wait to see when Tennessee shows up
I love all of these, but this may be one of my favorites yet 🤣
These videos are making me like Florida. They keep it interesting
great as always
These just keep getting better and better.
I love your videos... I want a whole tv series on the adventures of florida
Chaos knows no sides is still my favorite quote in any of his videos
Me realizing I stayed up till 2 in the morning rewatching these videos for like the fourth time: :0
"This is the worst Daft Punk remix I've EVER heard." PRICELESS.
I feel like in these videos Trump is when DC gets drunk, blacks out, fucks things up and has to hastily figure out what the hell to do about it
Love these videos!!!
"Chaos knows no sides."
These continue to be some of my favorite things on the internet.
Chaos knows no sides, indeed.
I'm a bit late to the party, but your skits are awesome! Thank you for making such entertaining content. I'm looking forward to watching more of it!. :)
Chaos knows no sides is my new favourite phrase
Chaos takes no sides it's very true and I'm all for it
Getting “Chaos Knows No Sides” tattooed with a Florida symbol under it
Actually my personal creed and how I deal with the world "Chaos knows no sides."
This might be my favorite one yet
Florida is chaotic just like gen z and I am living for it
That final line is a whoooooole mood.
You're basically my only source of news I trust 😂😂😂
“Nah he be aight” 😂😂