The Complete Karl Pilkington and Suzanne (A Compilation with Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)
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- Опубліковано 23 гру 2019
- "No Christmas gift is greater than the gift of love"
Well, maybe apart from a compilation of Karl's interactions with his caring, and very understanding, girlfriend. No particular order, and the context of the conversations provided wherever possible. All clips from the XFM show.
Merry Christmas to all
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Karl was 29 in these shows...I’ve been listening since I was 19...and now I’m 30.
Man...
I've been listening a similar amount of time, started listening in around 2011, not actually sure which year.
Why is this so therapeutic?! They are so comforting to listen to when going to bed. I listen to this or ‘questions for Karl part 1’ every single night. Better then any ‘hypnosis video!’ Goodnight all. 😴
And here i thought i was the only one who puts them on to go to sleep😁 i just love all of them
I know!! When my wife asks me to do the dishes i put this on and all is good!!
Rockbusters is my go to video to help me sleep XD
Check the sleep ones out here! ua-cam.com/channels/_HTS8B0sVIaoZWv2Nqeevg.htmlvideos
Keeps me awake because of laughter
It’s 2020 and these still cheer me up daily. I’ll still be listening in 2030.
Yes
@@ollbo200010 not if he gets injected in the ed and goes back to being a baby....
see you then
Same
Cough. cough cough ah hck cough
Yes, maybe.
February 2021 ...still in lockdown .Bristol. UK. STILL LISTENING TO THESE BEFORE I SLEEP ! Loooove it !!!
Bristol represent
Me too
Awesome, I can't get enough either, I'm in bath 😅🤣😂
Snap
North Carolina, USA. Same!!
I time traveled back from 2074 to listen again to this. It's great to see people with hands again.
"I'm happy when I'm not fed up"
Sometimes Karl hits the nail on the head. Life is perfectly serviceable until it's shit. Just get on with.
No RAM pack?! Blerrrgghhh!
Merry Christmas to all members of the KP bedtime club!
This is priceless ....... consoling my nightly through quarantine...... Karl is a gem
Just what I needed. It’s been a long week, but now I’m home, have the next 5 days off, and can relax while I listen to this.
thekraken enjoy pal!
Karl is a punching bag. Just when I think there's no way he can take anymore, he punches back. I'm finding myself rooting for him.
Karl inserting himself into that pulp fiction scene was one of the funniest things I've ever heard!😂😂Don't get radio this good anymore😂😂
"I've never trumped in front of your mother in 35 years"
I was holding my sides in pain at this
So was i!!
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Karl is describing the epicurean definition of happiness as an absence of pain
No matter how many times I hear Ricky Carl and Ste they make me laught every time legends😂
Karl*
Crazy how popular kp still is looking through the comments I’m glad...happy new year everyone!!!
Still? Why would that change? We appreciate them very much
Max Business just saying that I’m glad that it’s the case...
Hopefully his continued popularity will bring a new show with him, Ricky and Stephen.
Lolkolloo Oz l Oz mollllll
@@maxbusiness69 I love Karl for sticking with being Karl. I just watched that video where he gets his hair back, and you can see him forcing things [funny things that he has said before] in to fill it out. Perfectly ordinary in TV but he didn't look comfortable doing it.
So I can see why people might not watm to Karl the TV star, in the way they warmed to Karl the Karl.
These RSK shows have got me through 2020 so far
Same. I knew about idiot abroad and the moaning of life for many years but not XFM or even Ricky and Stephen's responses to Karl. The guy is actually fun to listen to whatever he is talking about.
Oh god...just love Stephen’s constant chuckle....
Certain lines come out of nowhere and floor me, "Ever since I put sausages in the toaster"
For god sake me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me nob
I said you’ve got to be kidding me
For god sake...nob ache
He needs "old cold"!
😂
It would be spiteful to put a jellyfish in a trifle
Listening in 2021 .great content
Thank you so much for uploading this. You have done a great favour to people struggling and needing a lift during the current crisis that is the Coronavirus Pandemic.All fans of the three of them and particulary Karl Pilkington will adore it, I certainly do. Thank you!.
God bless Suzanne for being able to deal with the bollocks every day 😂
God also loves you for messing with their life. And envy is sad. Bet you have a lovely woman...
@@Joaocruz30 lol WHAT?!?
There is something wrong with her considering how many wrongs there are with karl
@@singingsunflower9000 fat arse
@@TheFrostDawg ye lolbut its not 2002 anymore , fatter the better nowadays
What a perfect Christmas gift. Merry Christmas and goodnight fellow twonks!
I can't listen to these going to sleep; too interesting, must focus & can't miss a sentence! 😂👌🏽
Me too! I can’t fathom how anyone can fall asleep to these
@@nicoreuel2092 we've already heard them 20 times so it doesn't matter if we miss a sentence or two
Karl has genuine comedy chops
I've listened to SO many of these Karl comps. since the virus stole our jobs...love them!!
YAK: Thanks, for doing the work for us!
Cheers!
I just sprayed my screen with red wine in a big fat laughter. Now, how do I sue you?
Could listen to these three legends all day like😂
I dread to think what Karl is thinking with his little mind on Lockdown after the story of the hands and feet when his girlfriend was away for a short while. The 3 of them together is the best cure for depression. Keep safe everyone
Yak I hope you get everything you want this Christmas! Love all of these videos!
"Smuggling seaweed" killed me.
Ricky’s laugh is so contagious 🤣🤣
I always thinks he laughs like a hyena and it hurts me ears when I'm listening on headphones as Ricky's laugh is always WAY louder than their conversations!
Yeah unless you are listening to this to try and sleep, every time I doze off he squeals like a cat having a pineapple forcibly rammed up it's arse
Too*
This is old gold!!
“How can you freeze time?”
Put your clock in the freezer.?
If Ricky, Steve and Karl wanted to, they could make an absolute fortune in starting the podcast up again. Especially in this day and age what with Zoom and video calls it could be so easy for them to get together to talk absolute twaddle for 45 minutes a week 😂
Karl was still very funny, but Gervais was getting very annoying and Merchant wasn’t even trying by the end of the podcasts.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THIS 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
Helping during these horrible times, keeps my smiling and helps me sleep, listen to them every night
They should reboot this. There's no way it wouldn't bring in tons of viewers.
@Alex Franke Have you gone through and listened from the start of the XFM shows yet? If not, you should.
@Alex Franke I feel like Karl could really be a household name in America. We need a baldheaded manc distraction like him these days.
It’s a merry Christmas indeed
Fantastic. Thank you.
Plot twist. Yak is Dicky Anderson
There needs to be a scientific study to discover why this is SO dam soothing before bed 🛌
I still think the pulp fiction bit is absolutely brilliant! 😆
These are so good, i could see myself listening to this in the year 2020.
snickle1980 ?
@@greatgodpan5001 what kinda guy are you are?
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Getting me through lockdown 😂😂😂
@Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse of all
@Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse in der Regel
@Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse is an absolute
@Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse of A in a Bit More
ICH Hoffe DAS das geht In DEN LETZTEN WOCHEN VOR ALLEM ABER
The only present I need.
other than a hundred johnnies.
And a RAM pack
Just thank you.
Pie 🤔🤔
There’s something about this, I keep reading to people saying exactly the same thing I os everyday which is listening to this with my Airpods in bed.
Been watching KP for bed since 2012 😂 it never gets old !
I just love this stuff , at times my stomach aches with laughter.
Thanks for the Christmas present Mr Yak. Still loving Karl going into 2020
When Ricky just screams OHHHHHH GODDDDD 😂😂😂😂 poor Suzanne.
I don’t no how many times I have listened to this but it always cracks me up 😂😂😂
Thankyou mr yak 🥂
U should make a "complete" video with every time Ricky and Karl roleplay as different things to see how Karl would react. Like when Rick and Steve were Nazis and Karl was housing Anne Frank.
@Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse nobody would care, all those bits are uploaded, just not in a compilation. I'm not suggesting what they upload, just how they upload it.
@@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 yeah that'd be cool, i wish i found a compliation of that editing karl did to put himself into a movie
@Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse if it was on tv, yes. But it's not.
When Rickie & Steve are interviewed by Karl to adopt a baby
@Champion Tonto the Wonder Horse so what it’s a very very small minority of people who are woke, your overestimating their power
She’s done alright 😂😂😂😂😂
Thankyou :D
2020 it’s still funny drift off to these at nights
Started listening to these podcasts in 2011 and although i might lose them for a few months, there is no feeling better than hearing the sweet sound of a bald manc twonk to send you to sleep!!!
‘What were the things in Gremlins called?’
Listen to these every night go to sleep hahaha Karl is funny af
No one is funnier than these 3 🤣🤣🤣
doing gods work.
2:01.12 “you never see a black ghost. No, but in magazines and that”.
I remember looking forward to going to bed too as a kid!
Merry Christmas 🎉🎊🎄💫🎁
Suzanne is so lucky she get to go out with him. Oh how I wish I was in her place. I would be laughing all day at what Karl says. He is soooo funny.
I never fall asleep cause I keep laughing 😂
Love it
"EAT" 😂😂 In case he goes through all the motions, then sits there and has a, "Tried to have a shower, but there was no water" moment. Sitting there, thinking, "Well I've made food, but I'm still hungry. What's going on?" 🤣🤣
the gulf between men and women is far greater than any ocean
How have I never heard the pulp fiction edit. Karl is beyond hilarious, he is mental!
My favorite❤️
Yak, you’ve done God’s work here cobbling & cutting these all together. They’re priceless. 👏👏👍
Smuggling sea weed! 😂
Thank you for this. It saved me from killing myself
Frogwell damn lol
I love you, please dont......!
I hope you’re okay, and this was just being dramatic?? If you do feel like that, please seek help. Look after yourself
I feel the same, but at last I'm done before the new year, oh well gotta control something in this hell.
Never take it off the table it's always an option
Sometimes at night when I put on Ricky Steve and Karl as I crawl in bed I wish there was a Ricky, Steve, Karl triva contest for all of us bedtime club members. Including All XFM, all podcast/audio book series, and the ‘guide to.....’ series. Where we could compete for bragging rights. No doubt we would all be amazing at it, because with no new content we have registered to all of this stuff thousands of times, even in our sleep we are picking it up subconsciously, I’m sure of it. For example: During the Friends Re-United bit, what is the full name of Karl’s former classmate that he really didn’t like and had little white bits in his fingernails from a calcium deficiency. The answer guys would be.....?
Yes - Adam Clifton.
Wouldn’t it be so awesome having something like that? Anyway that’s just my brain is spitting up right now at 12:20a.m.
normalize the volume between segments!!! thats not too much to expect surely
“ A woman feeding fish bread” 🤣🤣
“That’s interesting..”
I never ever want to see a photo of Suzanne. I'm quite happy thinking of her as cartoon blonde. It's like the Stig.
Fucking hell! The second I posted that, a video suggestion came up. Turns out Karl's the one who has 'done well''.
@John Gilmore A vid suggestion and Suzanne was on it.
@John Gilmore Watch the Netflix movie about how those type algorithms work.
I had a similar experience: I was talking. . . talking. . . with my phone on the table and, it's screen off, to my friends, during lunch, about Elizabeth Montgomery. By the time I got to class and opened my UA-cam app, the third video recommendation was the pilot of Bewitched. . . I had never typed her name or show(s) into my devices before.
@John Gilmore It was meant for @Sheza58 .
Great an that....
When I first started listening & Ricky or Karl would say they grew up poor & lived on the estate- I thought, well they can't be that poor on an estate. In America an estate is a mansion! But still, your estates are pretty nice.
Night folks...
Estate is normally just shorthand for council estate - where poorer people are allowed to live in government-owned residential areas for little to no rent
Seeing the new year in with some Karl, because Craig David is on BBC One and fuck that.
I know how Karl feels about gift buying - if you're not into the obligation, it's quite stressful, I spent many a year buying any old thing just so they got something. Actually, one year, I just wrapped up a book I had myself on my bookshelf for years cause i didnt know what to buy. Buy when you want to when it feels right. So maybe buy something nice during the year when it feels right and keep it for Christmas.
Only one way to go sleep listen to karl pilkington lol
Do u think Ricky know a he’s doing a Yorkshire accent not a manc accent?
Like 'aving the ulk in the ouse
I'd like to see a tornado lmaoo what an odd little man
Just watching the Oz Open Tennis, and ........... i think Stan Wawrinka ( Swiss ), is actually Karl Pilkington,
with Hair !! They at least, could be Brothers !
Lots of RG mouth breathing in this one.😆
Suzanne is actually really gorgeous in real life
Both of you think you know what she looks like. Reddit detectives. No pictures have yet been confirmed.
"Well do I need to say anymore"
My bodies tired but my legs aren’t
🤣🤣🤣 Giant box of condoms for Xmas. Karl is the most realistic person of the era. Hilarious
Deeeeep-Shiiite
Edit: Karl's thoughts on the Baftas are pretty much how Ricky treats the Golden Globes now. Three hours is too long 😆
Ricky sounds stoned at the start 🤣
10:57 That laugh!
The volume levels though...
"It was just a... packet of good quality cookies."
"That's a wig".....hahaaaa