Somebody asked what kind of coffee I would like to have. And I answered: "Coffee flavoured coffee." Only getting blank stares. Thank you Denis Leary for putting out this wisdom 26 years ago.
VTdarkangel - it’s even more funny. Back in the day you had to go to a major city to see this shit lol. Now it’s everywhere. Half the people under 30 are walking around with their pants around their knees, a bunch of staples in their face drinking some kinda iced soy mocha latte with extra foam.
The best way to realize if something is your favorite video is after what 20 years of having not seen this skit, you can literally quote it word for word....PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!
Went for a meal with my wife earlier today, and after the meal ordered two coffees, the waiter made the mistake of asking what kind. I couldn't resist.
And to this day a lot of people out there still don't know why it's called underwear.| You know if Denis Leary were to do more stand up comedy today,.. ooh wait,. he wouldn't be able to because these days too many people get their feelings hurt too easily.
This is just over 25 years old, unlike much of what is "normal" in society currently, this is more relevant than it was when it was released. The micro-brewery bit is 100% on the money.
Here it is, January 2023 and I thought of Denis and his coffee joke while drinking coffee in Tulsa and I had to look him up on youtube to hear him again !!! Love the guy and this was hilarious as before. Sent it to my ex wife !!!
By far the best 30 minutes of my day occur first thing in the morning. It's quiet, it's calm, and I enjoy CIGARETTES and COFFEE (black, unsweetened). Heavenly!
I miss truth telling comedians like Dennis Leary, Stephen Wright, Dennis Miller, Dice Clay, and George Carlin man. All of them ground breaking comedians who are still relevant to this day,
Chumpy the Anteater - tell me about it. 2 weeks into September and I’m already in the “pumpkin spice” level of hell. It should be a federal law, if you put it in anything but pie, you’re whipped publicly in the town square lol.
By far the best comedy routine to date!!! And, still relevant today! Is that my whiskey? Clank, give me another one...and, a bowl of pretzels while you're at it.
The funniest guy ever? Period? Really??? Lol. I think the closest I ever came to laughing at a Dennis Leary joke was the times I laughed at Louie C.K. and Bill Hicks stand-up comedy.
@@danfred7127 If you ain't a fan, why the fuck are you here? Just to be a pathetic douche? Sad man. Also Bill Hicks even admitted before his death that he had stolen learys jokes (particularly the jim fixx one) and did them before leary did so he would throw people off. Bill Hicks is the real shithead joke thief and you'd know that if you did even the slightest bit of research.
Hicks 5x maybe. I searched for this video just to remind myself how much Leary blows. He does not deserve to be earnestly compared to someone like Hicks or Carlin.
@@mylovesongs2429 Weird, because Leary must have thought Hicks was funny since he stole jokes from him. I still think even in his short life that Hicks was funnier and far, far more insightful than Leary which is also very important to me, but you do have to also remember that he died when he was in his early 30s. Hicks thought Leary kind of not only stole some jokes from him, but also his demeanor while performing. The angry man style of comedy, but Hicks actually had some moral critique of society which isn't something I can remember seeing much from Leary and when he did it was very shallow. He's effectively just whining most of the time and hamming up being an asshole.
@@mylovesongs2429 This is Bill Hicks talking about Leary who was at one point Hicks' friend : "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.”
"It's not just whisky." "What is it?" "It's 182 year old old-barrel special family recipe sipping whisky." "Oh really? Well *CLANG* Gimme another one, ALRIGHT?"
Me too. Listen to his bit about fat people - it's hysterically funny, but there's no way something like that would come out now, too un-PC, all the snowflakes would get triggered like crazy.
25 years later and this is still one of the funniest skits; especially since I've had 20+ years of adulthood to bitch about how all I want is a GOD D*** COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE!!!
I always have a soft spot for Denis Leary because he's the first stand-up I've ever heard, introduced me to everyone else. But with years and prespective...man, his schtick is so forced. Like you see he was just jumping on the "angry men" bandwagon which was a prominent stand-up schtick in the 90s, but with guys like Carlin and Hicks, they seemed genuine, Leary seems like a guy who saw that this is the cool thing to do and he wants to get in on the act, but tries way, way too hard. It's kinda cringe honestly, because Hicks and Carlin had good points and there was some humanity and humility and deeper thought in their work, Leary is really just a loud obnoxious asshole.
But.....but but but.... alcohol is a depressant. Coffee is a stimulant. Coffee is like gasoline to me. Love the smell, hate the taste. Thank God for Red Bull. ❤
people often say that Denis Leary ripped off Bill Hicks. I have listened to both comedians, and i prefer Leary! I never thought Hicks was that funny. This coffee rant is so great! I have heard it lotsa times since about the year 2004. and furthermore...PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
comettamer Yeah I get that, but it's a well known fact that most of Learys material is a spin from Hicks. Watch No cure for Cancer, then watch Bill Hicks Revelations. Revelations was recorded a year or so I believe no cure for cancer, which Hicks died of about a year prior to Denis' release
A friend of mine was telling me the other day about some Rice Krispy flavored coffee creamer on sale at Walmart and immediately I thought about this sketch and sent it to her lol
I love coffee and with nothing in it. Straight black. Any additives (sugar, milk, etc) will make me gag. Adding anything to coffee is like adding chocolate syrup to a steak. Both don't go together. At Starbuck's coffee flavored coffee is almost a special order. I have to say that" I want a small (tall) regular black coffee with nothing in it" I love that earthy coffee taste!
I hate coffee, but I agree with Mr Leary. Coffee flavors have gotten ridiculous when I was a kid. Coffee came in black or with sugar and cream, and that's it
Yep Just Coffee is harder and harder to get. I live in Montreal Quebec Canada, you can't smoke anywhere, even on the street except in marked areas. God please make the young ones pull up their pants, it's Gross
Somebody asked what kind of coffee I would like to have. And I answered: "Coffee flavoured coffee." Only getting blank stares.
Thank you Denis Leary for putting out this wisdom 26 years ago.
It's called black, dipshit.
This takes me right back to the days when you could get comedy-flavored comedy.
aka Funny Comedy
Money.... thats a money comment 😂😂🤙🤙
Yeah waaay waaay back when people actually could give fuck about being offended
Love your username and avatar. SG-1 was an amazing show!
@@kirara2516 Indeed.
When I first heard this skit as a teenager I found this hilarious. 20 years later I sympathize with Dr. Leary.
They should make them losten tk the song "I'm an asshole " !!
We can all relate once we hit 40
And is got worse Dunkin Dounuts is now just Dunkin🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
He’s more successful than any of you people. And whatever he did back then was all sold out venues, how many have you sold out….Haters are gonna Hate.
@@delgarner2742they weren’t hating on him. They we’re saying they agree about his coffee skit and how accurate it is.
"Coffee doesn't need a menu, it just needs a cup!"
maybe a saucer underneath
Love ❤️ it
That's ALL it needs!!@@thomasferrusi1345
"You're in a 7/11, you're 18 years old, you don't know shit about shit, AND PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!"
BEST. LINE. EVER.
"That's why it's called UNDERFUCKINGWEAR!" My dad and I make that joke all the time! 😂
It’s worse now.
Perfect angry rant for people that are irritated about how overly complex society gets.
You're not in the Wu-Tang Clan, you're not even a member of A Tribe Called Quest -- love that line
The line is actually, "you're not even in a tribe called crust asshole".
@@stevepatrickjarvisit's quest
Nearly 20 years later and this rant is still hilarious
Is it tho?
@@samiralhayid No, no it isn't funny at all..."www."" i cant fuckin take it lol
And even more relevant too
VTdarkangel - it’s even more funny. Back in the day you had to go to a major city to see this shit lol. Now it’s everywhere. Half the people under 30 are walking around with their pants around their knees, a bunch of staples in their face drinking some kinda iced soy mocha latte with extra foam.
So stupid.
The best way to realize if something is your favorite video is after what 20 years of having not seen this skit, you can literally quote it word for word....PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!
Miss the days when comedy was drug addicts or lunatics on their soapboxes.
You know I’m 44 and the older I get the more funny this gets.
The dumber you get
And this was 17 years ago, I wonder what he thinks about the world now LOL
hahah yeah no kidding LOL. Would love to hear what he'd say about coffee and beer
Recently released a new book on the current political climate from his perspective. Very funny read.
I delivery food products to Starbucks every morning...#DenisLeary on my mind every day!
FAC3theMUSIK I'm sure he's fine with it 😁
www.hesstillalivejustaskhim.com
Went for a meal with my wife earlier today, and after the meal ordered two coffees, the waiter made the mistake of asking what kind. I couldn't resist.
I would love to hear the 2020 Dennis Leary
"...Some Haiku writing MFer in a Starbucks..." Priceless!
This is more accurate now than it was 23 years ago.
Who knew that, in 2019, a comedy show from 1997 would still make so much sense and ring so true!
Everybody?
Even moreso. The growth of the hipster coffee shop trend has gone through the roof!
I remember watching this when you had to pay for a cable box but my mom payed for that and I was 14 when it came out and everything is true.
Increasingly so now. 🤣
And to this day a lot of people out there still don't know why it's called underwear.|
You know if Denis Leary were to do more stand up comedy today,.. ooh wait,. he wouldn't be able to because these days too many people get their feelings hurt too easily.
LOL! "...why don't you wake up and smell the coffee, Denis. I did mom it smelt like fuckin' waffles, okay!"
This is just over 25 years old, unlike much of what is "normal" in society currently, this is more relevant than it was when it was released. The micro-brewery bit is 100% on the money.
I love the micro brewery bit :this is not just any bourbon... " is that so asshole" watch this "clank" makes me roll everytime
"You're not in the Wu-Tang clan, you're not even in a tribe called Quest asshole! " HAhahahaha! Omg this will never get old!
I just had a cuppa churro flavored cold brew concentrate. I winced and said I really just want a coffee flavored coffee.
This classic bit lives on.
By far, Denis Leary's best skit.
Beer flavored beer is a good one too.
Almost lifted entirely from Bill Hicks
Here it is, January 2023 and I thought of Denis and his coffee joke while drinking coffee in Tulsa and I had to look him up on youtube to hear him again !!! Love the guy and this was hilarious as before. Sent it to my ex wife !!!
"You're in a 711, you're 18 years old, you don't know shit about shit and pull up your pants"
Words to live by................
Tell me why I’m 26 years old and I can recite this verbatim 😂😂
Denis Leary lives rent free in my head!
By far the best 30 minutes of my day occur first thing in the morning. It's quiet, it's calm, and I enjoy CIGARETTES and COFFEE (black, unsweetened). Heavenly!
best way to start the day
Love this, mood just elevated from laughing my ass off! Classic and still relevant 2022.
You can get good "Coffee Flavored Coffee" at Panera Bread. No shit.
But, can you get a loaf of bread flavored bread?
Gotta go have my Pumpkin Spice Alpaccino....
Pull up your pants lol.
Hilarious routine, funny how Leary was telling kids to pull up their damn pants long before Bill Cosby did.
Well, Cosby was obviously better in telling kids to pull their pants down...
Drops2cents I think you're mistaking Bill Cosby for Jared from Subway.
Drops2cents bill likes grown unconscious white pussy not kids
I miss truth telling comedians like Dennis Leary, Stephen Wright, Dennis Miller, Dice Clay, and George Carlin man. All of them ground breaking comedians who are still relevant to this day,
Dont forget Chris Rock
yeah he really stuck it to.....coffee?
Carlin really was the best
Don't Forget Lewis Black
Sam Kinison also
It's gotten to the point that tea is more coffee then coffee.
I watched this live on HBO and it was funny as hell I was 11 but the parents let me watch the whole thing I still quote it til this day....
finally i have found King Boomer
...In fact I'll bet my left maple nut...that he's NOT!
Let’s talk about how everything is PUMPKIN SOMETHING!!!! When fall comes around
Chumpy the Anteater - tell me about it. 2 weeks into September and I’m already in the “pumpkin spice” level of hell. It should be a federal law, if you put it in anything but pie, you’re whipped publicly in the town square lol.
Prisoner of the Highway dunkin fuckin donuts and their pumpkin drinks
WTF
I've seen this more times than I can count and I still love it
I wonder how annoyed he'd be if he knew that some people actually do put an egg in their coffee.
Josette Tyler Why, oh why do they put egg in their coffee? I’ve heard of egg shells to settle the grounds in a camp fire pot...
Or butter coffee
Put an eggachino on the menu for $2 and there will be a line of people who want it.
He means black coffee, right?
yeap
just regular good old coffee flavored coffee
In Massachusetts a "regular coffee" has sugar and cream
he just means coffee flavored.
Ryan 2.sugers and cream is regular coffee
By far the best comedy routine to date!!! And, still relevant today!
Is that my whiskey? Clank, give me another one...and, a bowl of pretzels while you're at it.
If you walk into an Irish pub and ask for a Budweiser, you can't really complain if they run you out of town on a rail. You had it coming...
If I walked into an Irish pub, I would hope that I'd have the sense God gave a fucking mule and ask for a Guinness Stout and not a Budweiser.
Funny thing about this statement is if you go to Ireland the most commonly served beer at the Pubs is Imported Budweiser. True story.
I never get tired of this! And its like 21 years later. I still think this is funny
Denis Leary is completely correct. On everything he said. Funniest guy ever. Period.
The funniest guy ever? Period? Really??? Lol. I think the closest I ever came to laughing at a Dennis Leary joke was the times I laughed at Louie C.K. and Bill Hicks stand-up comedy.
@@danfred7127 Thank you. Agreed.
@@danfred7127 If you ain't a fan, why the fuck are you here? Just to be a pathetic douche? Sad man. Also Bill Hicks even admitted before his death that he had stolen learys jokes (particularly the jim fixx one) and did them before leary did so he would throw people off. Bill Hicks is the real shithead joke thief and you'd know that if you did even the slightest bit of research.
@@TheBigScreenPictures Exactly!!!
Party pooper.
Probably needs adult diapers too like D L mentions at some point in Lock' n... Load
@@TheBigScreenPictures Lock'n Load.....
His anger is real and I completely share and agree with it
Y'know, Dennis Leary is just George Carlin at 5x speed
Yes Yes Yes
Hicks 5x maybe. I searched for this video just to remind myself how much Leary blows. He does not deserve to be earnestly compared to someone like Hicks or Carlin.
@@FrantiC119 i never thought hicks was that funny. i prefer leary. 🤷♂️
@@mylovesongs2429 Weird, because Leary must have thought Hicks was funny since he stole jokes from him. I still think even in his short life that Hicks was funnier and far, far more insightful than Leary which is also very important to me, but you do have to also remember that he died when he was in his early 30s.
Hicks thought Leary kind of not only stole some jokes from him, but also his demeanor while performing. The angry man style of comedy, but Hicks actually had some moral critique of society which isn't something I can remember seeing much from Leary and when he did it was very shallow. He's effectively just whining most of the time and hamming up being an asshole.
@@mylovesongs2429
This is Bill Hicks talking about Leary who was at one point Hicks' friend : "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.”
Brandon Wardell & Jack Wagner recommended this
I’m 20 years old and this video has been on UA-cam for half my life 😢
It was recorded four years before you were born.
I am literally in tears from laughing. It was funny then and it's funny now.
Used to re-enact this skit from middle school to senior year, to now....
With a stroke of genius comedy, Dennis illustrates how susceptible the masses of generational "hipster" mentality folks are to marketing gimmicks!
Dunkin Donuts had only coffee and donuts back then, so did here in Tim Hortons, now its a fucking lunch deli
And Tim Hortons Coffee isn't even good anymore
This guy looks like he does coke, not just your regular coffee.
of course he does, he cant get coffee flavored coffee
You might want to watch “No Cure For Cancer”. He explains his whole history of cocaine use!
@@brianbrosnan637 he was so coked out in that 🤣
He needs to come back to stand up!!!
"It's not just whisky."
"What is it?"
"It's 182 year old old-barrel special family recipe sipping whisky."
"Oh really? Well *CLANG* Gimme another one, ALRIGHT?"
I can't explain it, but when I feel like ass, I like watching this bit. It somehow pumps me up. Inspiration. Long live Father Dennis Leary!
Now look how those baristas who served coffee in the early 2000's have taken over the country.
Oh? In what way? Please be specific. 🙄
It’s 2022 and this is the first time I’ve ever heard this. Absolutely hilarious. I wish stand up was still like this
Me too. Listen to his bit about fat people - it's hysterically funny, but there's no way something like that would come out now, too un-PC, all the snowflakes would get triggered like crazy.
"Back in the 70's." The good old days.
damn skippy!!!!!!!!
PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!! Never gets old. Lol
Why wasn't Dennis Leary the Green Goblin or riddler
Because Willem Dafoe is naturally more insane
It's amazing how well this has aged.
25 years later and this is still one of the funniest skits; especially since I've had 20+ years of adulthood to bitch about how all I want is a GOD D*** COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE!!!
I love how he mentions wu tang and tribe called quest.
David Wizowski what are those
@@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902 What is Google
@@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902 Music, you inbred racist.
@@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902 wu tang clan and a tribe called quest are hip hop groups
"that's why it's called underfuckingwear" !!
I always have a soft spot for Denis Leary because he's the first stand-up I've ever heard, introduced me to everyone else. But with years and prespective...man, his schtick is so forced. Like you see he was just jumping on the "angry men" bandwagon which was a prominent stand-up schtick in the 90s, but with guys like Carlin and Hicks, they seemed genuine, Leary seems like a guy who saw that this is the cool thing to do and he wants to get in on the act, but tries way, way too hard.
It's kinda cringe honestly, because Hicks and Carlin had good points and there was some humanity and humility and deeper thought in their work, Leary is really just a loud obnoxious asshole.
This should be shown in schools!
By far the most hilarious bit about how the world is imploding.😂😂😂
Best line ever “that’s why it’s called under fucking wear”
5:15 Me at the zoomers on twitter.
If you think coffee and smoking were meant to give you a reason to stay up late, remember, alcohol was invented earlier.
But.....but but but.... alcohol is a depressant. Coffee is a stimulant. Coffee is like gasoline to me. Love the smell, hate the taste. Thank God for Red Bull. ❤
And now Dunkin' Donuts has recently dropped "Donuts" from their name. Maybe they did that after listening to this?
At the time this was made I had a blue mohawk working at Dunkin Donuts… 😅
thats why its called under-fucking-wear
Just had a coffee this morning and the people here all drink flavored hazelnut coffee....made me think of this as soon as I took a disgusting sip.
Didn’t know Bill Hicks had a bit on coffee
people often say that Denis Leary ripped off Bill Hicks. I have listened to both comedians, and i prefer Leary! I never thought Hicks was that funny. This coffee rant is so great! I have heard it lotsa times since about the year 2004.
and furthermore...PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
You can like both, HIcks was a more subtle / cerebral, as much thinking as laughing, Leary was more direct.
Denis Leary, George Carlin, and Lewis Black... what would we do without them?
Carlin and Black, yes.
Remember listening to this set on my Dad's CD!
somehow this hits a little harder now than it did then. a bit too prophetic for me. It's like Denis is living in my head.
"Oh really? Watch this...CLANG!! Gimmee another one!"
give another and im gonna sip the whole fucking bottle asshole.and bring 2 bowls of pretzels out here
SHITHEAD
atleast in canada where i live , theres still tim hortons
I love tim hortons!!!
And in the northern US, too. They’re the best!
I’m from Columbus, Ohio, and they have them here.
Alot of this applies to Timmies too lol
Lol ironically I'm enjoying a nice REGULAR cup of coffee
I miss when people born around 1979 were young awesome and edgy like he's talking about
Craziest comedian this side of George Carlin. Hell, he's like a crazier version of Carlin.
yeah except he stole most of his material from Bill HIcks
Ryan T Many comedians borrow, adding their own flavor in the process
comettamer
Yeah I get that, but it's a well known fact that most of Learys material is a spin from Hicks.
Watch No cure for Cancer, then watch Bill Hicks Revelations. Revelations was recorded a year or so I believe no cure for cancer, which Hicks died of about a year prior to Denis' release
Ryan T Still, i akin him to Carlin just as much.
carlin is my god
Just revisited this, truer today more than ever!. All I want is a cup of f**king coffee!.
I went to a Dunkin Donuts in Odessa, Texas. They didn't have coffee...I felt like I was in an episode of the Twilight Zone.
Not true.
how the actual FUCK does a donut shop not have coffee?????
Lies.
@@mylovesongs2429 That is what made it surreal...
A friend of mine was telling me the other day about some Rice Krispy flavored coffee creamer on sale at Walmart and immediately I thought about this sketch and sent it to her lol
I typed “maple nut crunch” into the search bar and this was the first result. I’m glad UA-cam instantly knew what I was looking for.
I love coffee and with nothing in it. Straight black. Any additives (sugar, milk, etc) will make me gag. Adding anything to coffee is like adding chocolate syrup to a steak. Both don't go together. At Starbuck's coffee flavored coffee is almost a special order. I have to say that" I want a small (tall) regular black coffee with nothing in it" I love that earthy coffee taste!
And now there's flavored brew ☕at the Wawa too 🤣
I will admit to adding cream and sugar to my coffee, but at least I stick with COFFEE FLAVORED coffee. These "coffee shops" are out of control.
Dennis Leary for president!!
Driving to six flags listening to this on repeat losing my damn mind..good times.
I hate coffee, but I agree with Mr Leary. Coffee flavors have gotten ridiculous when I was a kid. Coffee came in black or with sugar and cream, and that's it
Yep Just Coffee is harder and harder to get. I live in Montreal Quebec Canada, you can't smoke anywhere, even on the street except in marked areas. God please make the young ones pull up their pants, it's Gross
Completely ripped from Bill Hicks. He should be ashamed of himself.
Here because somebody brewed "blueberry pancake" in the work kitchen. Fired up.
This filmstrip is aged but coffee. Black and bitter like my women. Try that and see the look you get. Rock on !