In America, we’ll freak the f*ck out when kids make guns from chicken tenders by cutting out the shape with a knife. You’ve got some unchecked or potential psyche problems if you draw guns on paper. They may even want you to take medicine if depending on how detailed the guns are.😑😞🤦♀️
This is the greatest Darwinism explanation ever!!. It's so true that you don't blame the makers of it because your kids are too stupid to enjoy it properly you have got to blame your wife and yourself for keeping the party life while pregnant lol.
Darwinism is only applicable when it's back to the state of nature. What he's explaining is closer to social darwinism or in other words, eugenics which I wholly would disagree with for a number of reasons I won't get into in this post. Of course people, corporations, etc are going to get upset when people die from dumb behavior, it's inevitable. For a while there was the tide pod challenge on tiktok, later it got a lot of backlash and was taken off tiktok. It's bound to happen that there's going to be a public outcry and then it's bound to happen that companies get involved and put a stop to that which is hurting people, whether or not it's because of human stupidity.
He forgot the ever popular wood burning kit that heated up to insane temps. and had about 2 foot cord on it so you were sure to burn down the house sitting next to the curtains while you used it lol
Summer evenings after the whole extended family had spent the day doing god knows what, us kids would be bored as hell and would have to find ways to amuse ourselves. At some point we'd get the Jarts, those heavy-a$$ lawn darts abt the size of your head. The game was, we'd all stand together then one person in the group would throw the Jart up as high as they could and we'd all scatter. That person would then shout STOP and everyone would just freeze and the winner would be the one who was closest to the Jart when it hit, with yhe winner getting to throw the Jart next and say stop. Keep in mind, this was in a pretty rural area, so once this thing went in the air we all lost track of it. More often than not it was anyone's guess where it landed but sometimes I think we'd dip the metal end in gasoline then light it just before tossing it because again, this was 50 years ago so young children having access to matches, lighters and gasoline was the norm. Good times...
Also, screw seatbelts in cars. I used to ride on the back dash of our '66 Buick Electra and my mother would drive fast over hilly roads so we would get light in the seat. Fun times! I'm '53, now. I'm okay and still rarely use my seatbelt. I'm too heavy to get light in the seat, now. Lol.
250 DEGREES kelvin?! Bruh you don’t say “degrees” in the Kelvin scale; it’s just 250 Kelvin Also 250 Kelvin is 23.15 degrees Celsius BELOW zero. That wouldn’t burn. Whatever, sketch was still hilarious
Not for nothing but: 250 degrees Kelvin equals -9.67 degrees fahrenheit Or -23.15 degrees Celsius. Which is below the freezing point of water, and would probably cause a human being frostbite within an hour. Was this a clever joke about how the ovens were cold, or did the writer not bother to check what ‘Kelvin’ meant?
Dennis Leary and George Carlin were the blunt and sharp instruments society needs to this very day.
Oh God this is the type of humour the mainstream is missing right now
Not missing, canceling and shadowing it
No soul anymore. People are mindless robots hiding the sadness this causes behind crappy "humor".
GOLD JERRY GOLD!
Did they cancel Lewis Black in your century grampa?
I lost an eye to a BB gun. Still fking funny.
atta boy ... spero... walk it off! walk it off... here, have a salt tablet
But if we would have thinned the heard, we'd have nobody in Congress!
That's why they are against it
2:05 - 2:10
"Here... stick your hand in there."
"You idiot!" XD LMAO!!!
Grew up with those, and lawn darts, turned 67 yesterday.
true... in norway they teach kids ho to use knives... just teach them how to use it and they'll be fine... ffs america... denis has a point here
In America, we’ll freak the f*ck out when kids make guns from chicken tenders by cutting out the shape with a knife. You’ve got some unchecked or potential psyche problems if you draw guns on paper. They may even want you to take medicine if depending on how detailed the guns are.😑😞🤦♀️
Denis Leary is on point
This is the greatest Darwinism explanation ever!!. It's so true that you don't blame the makers of it because your kids are too stupid to enjoy it properly you have got to blame your wife and yourself for keeping the party life while pregnant lol.
greenparrot5 Yeah I am one of the lucky ones that had A father just like Leary's lol. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR'S.
Darwinism is only applicable when it's back to the state of nature. What he's explaining is closer to social darwinism or in other words, eugenics which I wholly would disagree with for a number of reasons I won't get into in this post. Of course people, corporations, etc are going to get upset when people die from dumb behavior, it's inevitable. For a while there was the tide pod challenge on tiktok, later it got a lot of backlash and was taken off tiktok. It's bound to happen that there's going to be a public outcry and then it's bound to happen that companies get involved and put a stop to that which is hurting people, whether or not it's because of human stupidity.
@@nunisthathigh4825 Darwinism doesn't have " Terms and Conditions" but "Just Is". #GFC
@@imhappyandyou.4003 your hashtag link doesn't have anything to do with the dumbing down/stupidity of society.
@@nunisthathigh4825 The # shouldn't have a "Link" because I didn't specify what it means. But I would love to know what popped up 👂🤔🤷♂️
We need this now more than ever before. This is the real truth!
Leary was one of the greats! 🤣👍🇺🇸
I just love Dennis Leary
Why do I think his own kids gave him the idea for that introduction, “And now for that old chestnut, When I Was A Kid?” 🤣🤣🤣
He forgot the ever popular wood burning kit that heated up to insane temps. and had about 2 foot cord on it so you were sure to burn down the house sitting next to the curtains while you used it lol
We had one of those. It was basically a soldering iron you played with.
I totally remember my brother getting that one year for Christmas
I will say Dennis Leary has good trigger discipline
I grew up on this type of humor
Summer evenings after the whole extended family had spent the day doing god knows what, us kids would be bored as hell and would have to find ways to amuse ourselves. At some point we'd get the Jarts, those heavy-a$$ lawn darts abt the size of your head. The game was, we'd all stand together then one person in the group would throw the Jart up as high as they could and we'd all scatter. That person would then shout STOP and everyone would just freeze and the winner would be the one who was closest to the Jart when it hit, with yhe winner getting to throw the Jart next and say stop. Keep in mind, this was in a pretty rural area, so once this thing went in the air we all lost track of it. More often than not it was anyone's guess where it landed but sometimes I think we'd dip the metal end in gasoline then light it just before tossing it because again, this was 50 years ago so young children having access to matches, lighters and gasoline was the norm. Good times...
A CLASSIC ❤
Fantastic humor aside, when you look around you these days- he's got a point!
Dennis Leary needs to get back into standup
First time watching this, my god is he great.
I had a Thing Maker (Creepy Crawler Oven) when I was a kid. He's not kidding about how hot they got.
That's what's funny I don't got kids like that and I don't have little kids
Heats up to below the freezing point of water?
I know let's go back to this time
250K is below the freezing point of water...
humanLucifer
It's "freezer burn"! Bwhahaha!
One day this man will lead the scraps.
DEC 2022. theee creepyyy crawlerrr oven !!!!
250 degrees Kelvin is COLD!!!!
#DenisLeary4President2016
The Dork Knight we got a better dude.
Leary is great....
But this dude is better.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How to be a Good Parent
number 1 Be Honest and don’t lie to your Kid’s 0:27
Funny thing is. That "BB gun" is a real rifle. Redrider BB guns, they don't have hammers.
Facts
250 degrees Kelvin? Thats like negative - 15.F So a darn cold oven
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmao!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also, screw seatbelts in cars. I used to ride on the back dash of our '66 Buick Electra and my mother would drive fast over hilly roads so we would get light in the seat. Fun times! I'm '53, now. I'm okay and still rarely use my seatbelt. I'm too heavy to get light in the seat, now. Lol.
250 DEGREES kelvin?! Bruh you don’t say “degrees” in the Kelvin scale; it’s just 250 Kelvin
Also 250 Kelvin is 23.15 degrees Celsius BELOW zero. That wouldn’t burn.
Whatever, sketch was still hilarious
Brian Ruel.
It would cause a freezer burn. lol
God those were the good days. Today's world really dose suck
Goes on about kids being idiots
Says the oven goes up to 250 degrees Kelvin
That's -23C
So Denis is an idiot too I guess
Never the less, great skit
Hank Murphy lol thanks for pointing that out.
Maybe the kid got frost bite.
What he should have said is 250 degrees Celsius.
gvbezoff still wrong.....
You’d need it to be about twice as hot as that to bake pottery. Around 540C Degrees.
Not for nothing but:
250 degrees Kelvin equals -9.67 degrees fahrenheit
Or -23.15 degrees Celsius.
Which is below the freezing point of water, and would probably cause a human being frostbite within an hour.
Was this a clever joke about how the ovens were cold,
or did the writer not bother to check what ‘Kelvin’ meant?
Fahrenheit or Celsius would make more sense…
250 degrees Kelvin?? In a segment about education. Hmm the irony.
Also give Louis Ck his bit about “I’m an asshole” back.
Look up Dennis leary I'm an asshole. Think he did it a little before CK lol