I feel like most of us Mythical Beasts love when you guys get off on a tangent that turns into just a conversation between two friends. Even if it's a 20 minute tangent about milking the snake. Keep doing what you're doing y'all.
you have the same superpower my dad has! i think he only started doing it after he had kids. unfortunately i inherited my mom's snooze button problem :/
i’ve seriously never been more lost in a convo then i was during the peeing story LMAO. also as a girl the fact they don’t untuck their shirt to go pee bc they like the way it’s currently looking - they have no idea how much we have to adjust when we wear a frickin jumpsuit or romper and have to go pee..y’all have it so good
I’m so grateful for this Ear Biscuit. Here in Barbados we are stuck inside because of Covid and now a VOLCANO. It’s been raining ash since Friday. You guys have made a dark day a little lighter.
IKR? I have been married for 36 years and never once has my husbeast clued me in to an Evac button? What in the world.... XD I'm going to have to ask him about that situation with the plumbing works.
Link denying he's becoming an old man, grey wings sticking out of his trucker hat, baked bean drink cozy & a pillbox?..... I love these fellas Also, listened to Every Word, it's always Mythical to Me...
I started a job as a housekeeper, didn't really care for podcasts until I found out they had one! Now I listen to eat biscuits everyday while working! 💖
After this episode I feel like I can share anything with anyone in this community. I pooped my pants within the past year. There I said it! Wooooo thanks guys for telling me you have str8 peed yourself. I haven't and yes I laughed but we bonded.
I told my boyfriend they were talking about this and he came in later and asked if they were still talking about it and I said "I wish! I'm learning all sorts of things" 😅
I am 44 years old (female, admittedly), I did not know about the button. I am about to interrogate my husband for further confirmation /information. I hope you're both happy with yourselves!
@@saraabdeddaim8590 its a thing that is just drilled into your head. Some have it and some dont. Best bet is just keep in your head what time you need up bwfore you go to sleep
Okay, Rhett is laughing at Link for having pain on his pinky finger... I am insulted, sir! Because I have the exact same issue! Whenever I don't have a pop socket my pinky gets sore from being in a weird position.
I love how Link told Rhett off for using the apparent harsh word of ‘piss’ earlier in the conversation, then proceeds to just throw out ‘milk the snake’ with absolute reckless abandon.
It seems like Rhett thinks that getting old means going backwards. To wrist watches and tucked in shirts. Like there is some universal "old man" cliche he has to fit.
I don't think it was meant to be funny, but the phrase "I'm not addicted to the idea of knowing what's in my pill box" genuinely made me laugh for like 45 seconds straight.
I'm 24 and I recently got myself a days of the week pill box off amazon. I only take 2 pills a day (seasonal allergy medicine in spring/fall and a multivitamin), but I was always having such a hard time remembering if I actually took them. I'd recommend the pill box to anyone. Now I never forget.
The people who tend to wake up right before their alarm tend to do so for a very interesting reason. It’s because we have a very good internal clock (or most of us) and if before bed you tend to think or get anxious about when you have to get up or visualize waking up at a specific time you will. It doesn’t work for everyone but for the majority of people if before bed you dedicate a chunk or time to think about when you want to get up the next day, along with visualizing your alarm going off or waking up at that time you’ll almost always wake up naturally around when you wanted to wake up. I used to do that all the time in school
i swear i listen to an ear biscuit three times: one time with the audio only version, second time with the video version, and a third time far in the future when I'm bored
We have had Covid since April Fools Day and not having GMM to watch every day during being sick and quarantining has been the worst. It’s just not the same without you guys. 😞
I tend not to listen to audio books often, but when I do I get caught up and end up listening for several hours. I went through the last 4 or 5 hours of The Stand in one go.
I haven’t heard of the button! I’ve always done the shake method, which was passed down to me from my father. I will try the button during my next pee removal.
Oddly enough, I can identify with this conversation about peeing, I think link was trying to describe more milking a cow than a snake. Sometimes you have to make sure the hose is clear of liquid so after gravity doesn’t allow what you couldn’t push out come out on its own. To my knowledge it’s usually a problem older men have, middle aged men. I’m 47 and I understand what their talking about. Thanks Rhett and link for discussion real issues that most don’t talk about. One reason I really like this podcast. Thanks for sharing and I appreciate you both sharing and discussing your lives. I only watch through this platform, I’m just not a big technology person and don’t have the time to watch several platforms. I’ll have to check out this podcast through something different to see what it’s like. I don’t know if you even read my comments? I’m sure your both busy enough with your lives and your careers. Thanks again, take care and stay safe and healthy.
I’ve read about the alarm thing before. Alarms are a subtle kind of trauma, and the brain is so desperate to avoid the trauma that it recognizes when in your sleep cycle to wake you to not experience it. At least I think so.
I’ve made the mistake before when buying a different brand of shirt to get a snug fit around the shoulders only for the bottom of my shirt to be just touching my belt so any movement or arm raising caused my stomach to show. Look at the hem. I was taught growing up to never tuck in a polo shirt, t shirt, or a Hawaiian or Cuban shirt. Keep up the good work, Rhett and Link.
I don't use a tackle box, I use a craft box from Michael's. It holds all my supplements and my prescriptions too. Never loose a pill. Love y'all's content on all platforms. I have been a beast for years.
Rhett and Link will still be here after you go to sleep! Have a rest. You clearly deserve it!! If you don't feel that way, your body does at least for sure!! Just rest anyway!
Audible is my best friend. I listen to between 80 and 170 hours per month. I listen whilst doing housework, driving, walking, caring for my disabled daughter, cooking, etc etc etc. Absolutely addicted. I'm buying credits several times a week 😬
I stopped wearing a wristwatch ten years ago because the strap would constantly tug at my arm hair. I don't encounter too many people wearing regular watches anymore. I mainly see people with Fitbits, smart watches, or nothing at all.
While I was working out in college and taking some Spanish classes I tried to find the hardest spanish music I could find. I was expanding my mind while working out too! :)
The sleep doctor (JRE episode) said back sleeping isn’t really the best, it’s whatever position you get the best sleep in. If that’s side sleeping, that’s the position for you.
I often wake up and know my alarm is about to go off. my alarm schedule is extremely inconsisent, but it only happens when I have it set sometime before 7:30. when I was a manager at a coffee shop at had to wake up at 4 am a couple times a week I would consistently wake up RIGHT before my alarm, AWARE that it was about to go off, sometimes knowing exactly what time it was.
I don’t see audiobooks as lesser, at all. My son has dyslexia & audiobooks have been a big help for him in school. He’s also an auditory & kinesthetic learner so he’s learns best by listening & doing.
Link, I have the exact same pain in my pinky and went to a pop socket. It helped for awhile, but I still use my pinky in the same way and the pain has now extended to my elbow. You're likely gonna have to alter your phone usage routine and avoid the pinky altogether to avoid this progression. But if anyone can set up a new routine....lol! Best of luck.
OMG LINK!!! i’m the same with my pinky on my left hand!! i’m left handed i think that’s why but i 100% see an indent in my pinky at that exact spot/ it’s never going away.. and it hurts when my phone rests on it too long. i’m the same way w/ a sling grip! (similar af to pop socket)
The pill organizer gets me - I do have a lot of meds for medical concerns plus vitamins - I’ve used the big 4 a day pill box’s before that are meant for morning afternoon, evening and night and rearranged for a variety of reasons - from setting 4 weeks of pills at once and ignoring the time labels, or when I’ve had more medicines, using morning and afternoon rows for just my morning pills etc. I find as long as you know your system and stay true to the day on the label it helps
I feel like most of us Mythical Beasts love when you guys get off on a tangent that turns into just a conversation between two friends. Even if it's a 20 minute tangent about milking the snake. Keep doing what you're doing y'all.
We're slowly seeing Rhett turn into the caffeine-powered psychic super hero, Rhett Bull
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"That vein right there. Ooh"
"Random kids?"
"No my kids"
"Oh I thought you were letting random kids in again"
Oh wow, I read this comment just as it was happening in the video so it seemed that I was looking at it and Rhett and Link are reading it
I love how rhett was like “I can anticipate things, but only if they’re on a schedule” as if that’s not how schedules work
That is a VERY good point lmao
Kid on train tracks: "welp, time to fall over"
@@teddycuthbert whatever do mean.. if one writes it down, one can usually remember it..
That’s such a remarkable point Caroline! I’m sure he appreciates that
Rhett's anticipator powers are probably a residual effect of drinking those red bulls which also gave him temporary number guessing powers.
I have the same thing, I think some people are just better at keeping time in their head.
Is it a problem to drink Red Bulls?
That “talk about crimping the vein” euphemism had me dying 😂
link's laugh brings me so much joy
4:15 - "No, I'm special" "you're special in other ways....everyone knows that" 🤣
Portions of this episode, that were completely off topic, taught me more than I ever learned in human anatomy. As a woman, it was fascinating!
As a man I’ve never know about the button 😶
@@seanpuckett3278are you going to try it? Lol
Talk about crimping the vain
@@StannaUS I did try it and I was surprised when it actually worked xD
@@seanpuckett3278 LMAOO
Since I was teen I have not used an alarm to wake up. I hate being jarred awake yet I somehow always wake up on time, I’m now in my 50’s.
you have the same superpower my dad has! i think he only started doing it after he had kids. unfortunately i inherited my mom's snooze button problem :/
@@pucklian6499 my father died the same! I am a snoozer as well lol
@@Jessicamarlana1999 did*
Basically once I had a kid I always wake up before 7:30.
Trust me, if you are determined enough, you can secure the ability after so many tries.
This is one of the funniest Ear Biscuits. 😂😂
I thought the same thing haha
I did not expect it to be this hilarious.
Definitely the hardest I’ve laughed since the Dave DeAndrea episode
Tales of My Tallywacker & Taint
Informative & Educational
He said wiener🤗
i’ve seriously never been more lost in a convo then i was during the peeing story LMAO.
also as a girl the fact they don’t untuck their shirt to go pee bc they like the way it’s currently looking - they have no idea how much we have to adjust when we wear a frickin jumpsuit or romper and have to go pee..y’all have it so good
i love when bodysuits have convenient snaps like baby onesies
The anticipator wakes up just in time to not do anything to help LOL
I’m so grateful for this Ear Biscuit. Here in Barbados we are stuck inside because of Covid and now a VOLCANO. It’s been raining ash since Friday. You guys have made a dark day a little lighter.
Thoughts and prayers go to you guys! Hang on tight
Good luck and hope it gets more normal soon!
Listening to the “tucked in”-conversation as a clueless woman trying hard to understand like: 😳
Lmao 🤣🤣
I see you everywhere, Dane. I've seen your comments over and over for months now
IKR? I have been married for 36 years and never once has my husbeast clued me in to an Evac button? What in the world.... XD I'm going to have to ask him about that situation with the plumbing works.
@@Cattrix999 Yeah I'd never heard of that, I thought men usually just did a shake. 😂
I need to ask my boyfriend if he's heard of a pee release button.
Okay, so it's not just me? Yeah, now I need to ask my husband.
“I have a bidet, I milk the snake, and I DONT EVEN SWEAT down there. I’m FINE!!” 😂😂😂
Why would anyone skip things in THIS episode. It was PERFECT
Things I can't live without: GMM and Ear Biscuits 💜
Especially when they talk about the wiener
It was genuinely just so funny but also so real that I don’t understand how you cannot laugh.
Link denying he's becoming an old man, grey wings sticking out of his trucker hat, baked bean drink cozy & a pillbox?..... I love these fellas
Also, listened to Every Word, it's always Mythical to Me...
"When Gwen Stefani hit her stride like 10 years ago"
*References song from 20 years ago*
11:27 "Look at this face, do I need a beauty mask?!?" Link
21:58 "you got that beard, you got that face" Link joking about Rhett
I love when y’all go off topic and just candidly have a conversation. This is why I love ear biscuits.
“Things we can’t live without”
Not once does Rhett mention beans, even with Link’s reminder LOL.
I started a job as a housekeeper, didn't really care for podcasts until I found out they had one! Now I listen to eat biscuits everyday while working! 💖
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I learnt a lot today. Don't know what I'm gonna do with the knowledge tho.
After this episode I feel like I can share anything with anyone in this community. I pooped my pants within the past year. There I said it! Wooooo thanks guys for telling me you have str8 peed yourself. I haven't and yes I laughed but we bonded.
A shart happens sometimes 🤣 we are human!
I need to take a seminar on men's plumbing. I had no idea it was so complicated down there
I told my boyfriend they were talking about this and he came in later and asked if they were still talking about it and I said "I wish! I'm learning all sorts of things" 😅
Usually I'm complaining about how long it takes you to get to the episode's topic but I've learnt so much about men in the first half an hour... Wow
This is the only podcast on earth where two 40yr olds talk happily about milking their snake 🐍😂😂
Rhett: "earlier that day when I was tucked"
Me: ... I forgot we were talking about shirts
Been working from home for 14 months and Listening to these all day in the background keeps me sane. Thanks both!
I am 44 years old (female, admittedly), I did not know about the button. I am about to interrogate my husband for further confirmation /information. I hope you're both happy with yourselves!
As a man nearly 40 yrs old, I've never once heard of anyone doing anything like this. It must be a southern thing?
@@Hi-lr1xk a southern thing 😂😂😂
I'm from Tennessee. This is not a southern thing. 😂
A lifelong Florida man here, I have definitely heard of this. Sorry y'all we might be to blame again.
I'm from Texas and I've never heard of it... must be a North Carolinian thing
Ive done that my whole adult life. Its called your internal clock. The military really instilled that in my head and it has stuck.
miltary worth it ?
@@algracci You live in America? If so you tell me was it worth it. You have alot of freedoms right?
I'm always struggling with sleeping and waking up at a certain time. Would you have any tips for me to get that internal clock working?
@@saraabdeddaim8590 its a thing that is just drilled into your head. Some have it and some dont. Best bet is just keep in your head what time you need up bwfore you go to sleep
@@kentuckybeardsman yeah it does need that sort of commitment which im lacking in the pandemic to be honest...
I listened to this podcast on Spotify Monday morning, and I couldn't wait for the video version of it just to see them talk about the peeing part😂😂😂
Same here!
Okay, Rhett is laughing at Link for having pain on his pinky finger... I am insulted, sir! Because I have the exact same issue! Whenever I don't have a pop socket my pinky gets sore from being in a weird position.
My pinky sits under the charger port and gets painful.
I love how Link told Rhett off for using the apparent harsh word of ‘piss’ earlier in the conversation, then proceeds to just throw out ‘milk the snake’ with absolute reckless abandon.
It seems like Rhett thinks that getting old means going backwards. To wrist watches and tucked in shirts. Like there is some universal "old man" cliche he has to fit.
He's not wrong though. Also wearing high socks with shorts, and caring way too much about your lawn. The pull of old man instincts is very strong.
I don't think it was meant to be funny, but the phrase "I'm not addicted to the idea of knowing what's in my pill box" genuinely made me laugh for like 45 seconds straight.
I'm 24 and I recently got myself a days of the week pill box off amazon. I only take 2 pills a day (seasonal allergy medicine in spring/fall and a multivitamin), but I was always having such a hard time remembering if I actually took them. I'd recommend the pill box to anyone. Now I never forget.
The people who tend to wake up right before their alarm tend to do so for a very interesting reason. It’s because we have a very good internal clock (or most of us) and if before bed you tend to think or get anxious about when you have to get up or visualize waking up at a specific time you will. It doesn’t work for everyone but for the majority of people if before bed you dedicate a chunk or time to think about when you want to get up the next day, along with visualizing your alarm going off or waking up at that time you’ll almost always wake up naturally around when you wanted to wake up. I used to do that all the time in school
Yup.. I'm a nobody with nowhere to go and nothing to do and can wake myself up 5-ish minutes before the time I want to wake up at (usually!)..
@@GathererThompson same here! I hate my alarm so it’s nice and less jarring to make up on your own
Please for the love of RuPaul someone tell these boys what tucking is.
A fellow 'aware of the existence of RuPaul' person!
Things we just can't live without? Rhett and Link! Am I the only one who can't wait for this break to be over?
7 more days
Hopefully there will be a new audio ear biscuts out tomorrow to help tide us Mythical Beast Beast over
I literally just found out it's another week without them. I'm so upset nowwww
1 week is good. But 2 weeks?! I miss them!
If I was a multimillionaire I wouldn't need an alarm clock to wake up either.
i swear i listen to an ear biscuit three times: one time with the audio only version, second time with the video version, and a third time far in the future when I'm bored
I like your videos. They got me into ear biscuits 😁
We have had Covid since April Fools Day and not having GMM to watch every day during being sick and quarantining has been the worst. It’s just not the same without you guys. 😞
That thing about waking up right before the alarm clock happens a lot to me!! And I never wake up at the same time!!
I’m trying to go to sleep while watching this but it’s hard when the conversations are so funny lol
Im working right now and just about fell out of my chair when you all mentioned my tweet! thank you guys! im not sobbing,,, ,
Links so passive aggressive about his underwear lol no judgement .
I used to have that superpower of waking up a minute or two before my alarm regardless of what time it was, but quarantine really messed with it 🙃
Buckwheat pillow and a pill box?! I hate to tell you guys but we're old, boys! 😂
This has to be one of my favorite Ear Biscuits episodes so far. Made my work day that much better. 😂
I tend not to listen to audio books often, but when I do I get caught up and end up listening for several hours. I went through the last 4 or 5 hours of The Stand in one go.
I don't think I've laughed quite this hard in a very long time. Thanks!
In all honesty, I have lumbar issues and have been dying to see what Rhett does since foreverrrr :)))))
Thank you link for disturbing us both with the vein thing
I haven’t heard of the button! I’ve always done the shake method, which was passed down to me from my father. I will try the button during my next pee removal.
If you're wearin grey sweatpants to a party at someone else's house, milkin the snake and mashin that like button... that's yo house now babayyyyy!
Oddly enough, I can identify with this conversation about peeing, I think link was trying to describe more milking a cow than a snake. Sometimes you have to make sure the hose is clear of liquid so after gravity doesn’t allow what you couldn’t push out come out on its own. To my knowledge it’s usually a problem older men have, middle aged men. I’m 47 and I understand what their talking about. Thanks Rhett and link for discussion real issues that most don’t talk about. One reason I really like this podcast. Thanks for sharing and I appreciate you both sharing and discussing your lives. I only watch through this platform, I’m just not a big technology person and don’t have the time to watch several platforms. I’ll have to check out this podcast through something different to see what it’s like. I don’t know if you even read my comments? I’m sure your both busy enough with your lives and your careers. Thanks again, take care and stay safe and healthy.
I’ve read about the alarm thing before. Alarms are a subtle kind of trauma, and the brain is so desperate to avoid the trauma that it recognizes when in your sleep cycle to wake you to not experience it. At least I think so.
Haven't seen a Mythical video in a short while, what a piece of content to come back to.
I'm so happy they chose my response. ❤️❤️
I’ve made the mistake before when buying a different brand of shirt to get a snug fit around the shoulders only for the bottom of my shirt to be just touching my belt so any movement or arm raising caused my stomach to show. Look at the hem. I was taught growing up to never tuck in a polo shirt, t shirt, or a Hawaiian or Cuban shirt. Keep up the good work, Rhett and Link.
i’m glad to know it’s not too abnormal to have that dribbling fear & go to certain extents to make sure it doesn’t happen. thanks Link!
the first 30 mins of this podcast is genuinely the hardest i’ve laughed in a long time
The Anticipator... haha, so great. Nice, already cracking up.
‘There’s a difference between a pinch and a cinch, you need to know the difference’ 😂😂
I just learned more about how guys pee in two minutes than in 3 years of secondary biology 😂
"Talk about crimpin the vein!"
His laugh after this comment is GOLD 😂😂
15-20 years from now, rhett and link are gunna be WILD geezers
I don't use a tackle box, I use a craft box from Michael's. It holds all my supplements and my prescriptions too. Never loose a pill. Love y'all's content on all platforms. I have been a beast for years.
My god, the funniest first 20 mins of a podcast I've watched in months. What a trip. Where is the "Crimp the vein" merch? Ha ha ha.
This episode took a turn that I did not expect it to and it's probably the most I've laughed during an Ear Biscuit(s).
I haven't slept in over 42 hours.. And will be awake for another 1hr 3mins and 46secs, Please send help.
Rhett and Link will still be here after you go to sleep! Have a rest. You clearly deserve it!! If you don't feel that way, your body does at least for sure!! Just rest anyway!
This video right here on yt and the one where you get your podcast isn't going anywhere, time to hit sack Sir, you've had a long day
GO TO BED!!!
Why haven't you slept?
Audible is my best friend. I listen to between 80 and 170 hours per month. I listen whilst doing housework, driving, walking, caring for my disabled daughter, cooking, etc etc etc. Absolutely addicted. I'm buying credits several times a week 😬
Lmao it's one of those "I can't look away" episodes.
I've learned so much about boys/men's bathroom habits and I'm not sure I wanted to. I just sit and it falls out.
Once again I am walking into work laughing to myself 🤪😆
Have a nice day!
@@AishahBolkiah I think YOU deserve a nice day as well for wishing that for someone else. I am here to wish one for you. :)
I don't sweat down there..I'm fine y'all
- Link Neal 2021
I love this 2 peeps♥️♥️
I relate so deeply to waking up right before the alarm goes off , and I DESPISE IT!! 😩 I want that extra 5 mins I have 😂
I often wake up like a minute before my alarm goes off. Also my dog will sometimes wake me up right before alarm as well.
I stand with Link: forget a tight wristwatch.
I stopped wearing a wristwatch ten years ago because the strap would constantly tug at my arm hair. I don't encounter too many people wearing regular watches anymore. I mainly see people with Fitbits, smart watches, or nothing at all.
I love ear biscuits but today it just made me remember it's only been one week without them 😞
While I was working out in college and taking some Spanish classes I tried to find the hardest spanish music I could find. I was expanding my mind while working out too! :)
PLANTS. None of us live without plants. 🤔😉💚🌄☘️
Hilarious! Love the detailed discussion about proper snake milking etc 😆 very eye opening!
The sleep doctor (JRE episode) said back sleeping isn’t really the best, it’s whatever position you get the best sleep in. If that’s side sleeping, that’s the position for you.
I love how their whole conversation about Rhett being a superhero was literally them explaining the plot of the movie NEXT😂
I often wake up and know my alarm is about to go off. my alarm schedule is extremely inconsisent, but it only happens when I have it set sometime before 7:30. when I was a manager at a coffee shop at had to wake up at 4 am a couple times a week I would consistently wake up RIGHT before my alarm, AWARE that it was about to go off, sometimes knowing exactly what time it was.
Y’all “tucked shirt” story cracked me UP, the entire time! 😂😂
I don’t see audiobooks as lesser, at all. My son has dyslexia & audiobooks have been a big help for him in school. He’s also an auditory & kinesthetic learner so he’s learns best by listening & doing.
You are on that OLD TOWN ROAD towards it in Rhett's eyes Link! Embrace it! :D
I agree wholeheartedly with the noise machine. I have tinnitus and can't sleep if the room is too quiet. Nothing to be ashamed of Rhett.
Link, I have the exact same pain in my pinky and went to a pop socket. It helped for awhile, but I still use my pinky in the same way and the pain has now extended to my elbow. You're likely gonna have to alter your phone usage routine and avoid the pinky altogether to avoid this progression. But if anyone can set up a new routine....lol! Best of luck.
OMG LINK!!! i’m the same with my pinky on my left hand!! i’m left handed i think that’s why but i 100% see an indent in my pinky at that exact spot/ it’s never going away.. and it hurts when my phone rests on it too long. i’m the same way w/ a sling grip! (similar af to pop socket)
"I have a bidet and i milk the snake." oh my god has me dying.
As a man i totally understand the button talk i can relate .They talk about stuff no one else ever talks but we experience
As a young man dealing with the same issue, thank you guys for teaching me about "The Button"
🤣 It’s crimping my vein man!!😂 I felt that statement!
The pill organizer gets me - I do have a lot of meds for medical concerns plus vitamins - I’ve used the big 4 a day pill box’s before that are meant for morning afternoon, evening and night and rearranged for a variety of reasons - from setting 4 weeks of pills at once and ignoring the time labels, or when I’ve had more medicines, using morning and afternoon rows for just my morning pills etc. I find as long as you know your system and stay true to the day on the label it helps