The FU Drive | 2383 | Short HFY Sci-Fi

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  • Опубліковано 7 чер 2024
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    {TimeStamps}
    00:00 Intro
    00:08 The FU Drive by ManBearScientist
    #ScienceFiction #Storytime #scifi
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    Passing Time - Kevin MacLeod
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    This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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    HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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    Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
    Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
    In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 81

  • @jasonswearingin1009
    @jasonswearingin1009 Місяць тому +38

    Humanity develops the A Bomb and uses it. We develop the H Bomb and test it. We develop the FU Bomb and don't drop it!? There's in itch that future humanity will have to scratch at some point!

  • @mellowboba9298
    @mellowboba9298 Місяць тому +18

    I like the implication that humans have become technologically advanced before and then we were put back to the Stone Age

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian 18 днів тому

      Pretty sure it was either the Dinosaurs or the neanderthals, not humans. Hence they were looking for promising species that may evolve to take our place.

  • @midgefidget5796
    @midgefidget5796 Місяць тому +9

    I liked the practical application of Hawking Radiation.

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat Місяць тому +5

    “What if footfall, but on an intergalactic scale”.
    Fun times.

  • @blehbleh8552
    @blehbleh8552 Місяць тому +11

    You see, this is what happens when you don't make the first shot a kill shot

    • @wrenchpony9735
      @wrenchpony9735 Місяць тому

      Like Clint said "If you're going to hang a man, you best make sure he's dead"

  • @terrieterblans7027
    @terrieterblans7027 Місяць тому +38

    Great narration as always. This story should have a follow up because humanity would not rest while there are quintillion slaves but slowly let the freedom infiltrate the council and destroy it.

    • @DataStorm1
      @DataStorm1 Місяць тому +2

      and all those civilizations killed off...

    • @Snipergoat1
      @Snipergoat1 Місяць тому +2

      Well they would certainly make sure that the knowledge of this technology slipped. That would happen no matter what anyone tried and really would any humans even try beyond a token effort to do so?
      Free a quintillion slaves? That may be a happy side effect but the goal would be the isolation of the world minds where after thorough reverse engineering. They could be turned while still fully aware in to mining colonies where with their ever slowly dying sapience would be cognizant they they had created the conditions and motives for their own ends. Organic life by it's very nature, cannot be contained.

  • @robvoncken2565
    @robvoncken2565 Місяць тому +21

    Praise the algoritm

    • @hyndscs
      @hyndscs Місяць тому +3

      This is so precisely fitting it's disturbing

  • @VolkAus
    @VolkAus Місяць тому +2

    Yeah nah that council underestimated what the humans could do with that. Scale it up. Teleport planets or parts of stars onto planets.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 Місяць тому +3

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

  • @darwinskeeper421
    @darwinskeeper421 Місяць тому +3

    For Al Gore's rythm!!!

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd Місяць тому +18

    Chaos - humanities trump card.

    • @richardm3023
      @richardm3023 Місяць тому +1

      Uh oh...you said trump.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Місяць тому

      Music starts playing "wake me up inside" human: we will fight with music it's self against you if we have too.

    • @jeanannd
      @jeanannd Місяць тому

      @@richardm3023 - As in cards. His family changed his name to that to escape anti German sentiment earlier in the 1900 century.

  • @sbritton1313
    @sbritton1313 Місяць тому +4

    I love how we got the crows to help us

    • @Terran.Marine.2
      @Terran.Marine.2 Місяць тому +1

      Great movie. Perhaps it will be remade in another 75 years or so.

  • @blueeyeswhitedragon9839
    @blueeyeswhitedragon9839 Місяць тому +5

    Great story, so much better than the repetitious "humans are the warriors of the galaxy, fighting to save bla, bla, bla..."
    And the narration was spot on as always...very human of you!
    Thank-you 🙂👍 ♥️

  • @geneericname7138
    @geneericname7138 Місяць тому +3

    The 'angels' must have gotten to Japan before they could get their giant humanoid robots always conveniently piloted by teenagers up and running.

  • @andrewerickson6690
    @andrewerickson6690 Місяць тому +5

    Thanks squirrel now Ive got a RAGING brainier! FOR THE ALGORITHM with energy

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke Місяць тому +3

    Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful UA-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @jeffhall4228
    @jeffhall4228 Місяць тому +8

    All hail the algorithm

  • @PortablePuertoRican
    @PortablePuertoRican Місяць тому +2

    FU drive is the best name I've ever heard for a teleporter😂

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 Місяць тому +7

    also known as the fafo drive lmao just off fu drive

    • @Tiewaz
      @Tiewaz Місяць тому

      The FAFO drive was version 2.0 of the FU drive. Humanity, if nothing else, will keep tweaking their technology because they wouldn't trust the Council to not be trying to figure out how to finally put humanity down.

  • @blackphoenix2753
    @blackphoenix2753 Місяць тому +3

    Hail the algorithm

  • @leonievanheerden7090
    @leonievanheerden7090 Місяць тому +2

    For the Squirrel, the author and the algorithm 💐⭐⭐👽

  • @lynntenney4851
    @lynntenney4851 Місяць тому +3

    wow awesome! we need chapter 2, chapter 3, chapter 100

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 Місяць тому +3

    4 D algorithm
    4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

  • @chrisbeecraft
    @chrisbeecraft Місяць тому +2

    the writer was taking the piss out of you with the BBFM01-23 Alpha function 0453

  • @amberpelton5679
    @amberpelton5679 Місяць тому +11

    Awesome story! For the algorithm and the beard! ❤

  • @andrewerickson6690
    @andrewerickson6690 Місяць тому +4

    THE LIKE BUTTON PEOPLE THE LIKE BUTTON !

  • @chronus4421
    @chronus4421 Місяць тому +4

    Great story, thank you!

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon Місяць тому +3

    Great story; Excellent narration! The Council is going to regret not waging Total War against Humanity when it had the chance! LOL!!!

  • @robertmochel6798
    @robertmochel6798 Місяць тому +3

    Humans are chaos it self and chaos does not like being controlled. The best you can do with chaos is live with it or run from it for that is all chaos will let you do.

    • @jgkitarel
      @jgkitarel Місяць тому

      Or you can do what we do: Point it in some "random" direction that is definitely not in the direction of what or who is giving us trouble no siree, tell it to go and have fun, step back, and watch the fireworks from a safe distance with your drink of choice.

  • @Grathen0
    @Grathen0 Місяць тому +3

    For the algorithm.

  • @Rawkit_Surgeon
    @Rawkit_Surgeon Місяць тому +1

    Up right down down down

  • @NCVluminati
    @NCVluminati Місяць тому +2

    holy hell that's one heck of a story

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian Місяць тому +1

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    We could have done worse to them than they did to us. Instead we wrote the terms.

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 Місяць тому +1

    Well said. A good story too.

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 Місяць тому +2

    Finally! A realistic depiction of how Grey goo would work. However, I don't think we'd lose a full 5B people in the situation described. I think it would be under 1B, no more than 3B. MAYBE 4B. It would have to target biological matter as well, especially our food. The famine and war would indeed take as much as 4B, but, with our entire species uniting after an attack like that, I don't think it would take more than 1B-1.5B. our planet is too bountiful for that, and we're not as overpopulated as it may seem. And, if I'm wrong on that last point, we have a 100Ly bubble populated with 60k stars.
    I could see us losing up to 80% of our population within a few centuries, if we hadn't invented the FU Drive. I suppose it's time to stretch our legs. Let's show this Council that, while we may be the greatest threat, we can be the greatest friend as well. Maybe they'll learn that some "threat" species are not so bad.

    • @calebtice6668
      @calebtice6668 Місяць тому +2

      I think you are discounting one major issue. The places where people live and where food is produced are often far apart. In this scenario the infrastructure needed to preserve and transport food to people would also be wiped out. It's not uncommon for food to be produced on on continent before being shipped to a different one to be consumed.

  • @bigjay875
    @bigjay875 Місяць тому +2

    Excellent job narrator keep up the good work 😊

  • @artyd42
    @artyd42 Місяць тому +1

    Ah.. Humanity's greatest weapon.

  • @michaelyoung7261
    @michaelyoung7261 3 дні тому

    Give us ten minutes of searching the cosmos databanks to choose a neutron star and then another three seconds to teleport a teaspoon worth onto our Prather planet of choice. Goodbye olanet, hello end of a war that we didnt start.

  • @RustyEcks
    @RustyEcks Місяць тому +1

    CLICKETY CLICK!!! WITH ENERGY!!!

  • @richwalter3107
    @richwalter3107 Місяць тому +2

    These guys sound a bit like the Formec

  • @bryanengland2466
    @bryanengland2466 Місяць тому +1

    So good 👍

  • @bloodcult5262
    @bloodcult5262 Місяць тому +1

    Hello my friend

  • @deussalt4479
    @deussalt4479 Місяць тому

    Fuckin bugs.. 😂
    For The Agro-rythm!

  • @davea4245
    @davea4245 Місяць тому

    Interesting story

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 Місяць тому

    "Hard science" fiction Vs Space Opera.
    Both ok, if in the correct mindset.

  • @t.p.3456
    @t.p.3456 Місяць тому +1

    For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 Місяць тому +1

    I found this one very confusingly written.
    But good narration as always.

  • @wesdavis8018
    @wesdavis8018 Місяць тому +1

    Great story. Great narration. AI T2S sucks! Thanks!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  19 днів тому

      Thank you for the dono , it is very much appreciated

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 Місяць тому +1

    Like 707

  • @mbdzel
    @mbdzel Місяць тому +1

    really missing the shorter 1 shots with 2 stories per video

  • @HammarPwnsYourFace
    @HammarPwnsYourFace 26 днів тому

    Stephen Hawking for the win! Nice

  • @waltergolston6187
    @waltergolston6187 Місяць тому +1

    a put it in your well kind of story

  • @zaredsilverlake8170
    @zaredsilverlake8170 Місяць тому +1

    How many helldivers are in the comment section?

  • @loganshaw4527
    @loganshaw4527 Місяць тому +1

    Ya the 1,000th like.

  • @TheRealInscrutable
    @TheRealInscrutable Місяць тому +1

    200K

  • @jakeabcabc1184
    @jakeabcabc1184 Місяць тому +1

    typo in the beginning. hear vs here.

  • @ironwolfF1
    @ironwolfF1 Місяць тому +4

    Yet another story worthy of the moniker...HFY. It Lends weight to the old saw, 'the difficult we can do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer'.
    "Okay you bastards...you just f'cked with the _wrong_ species."

  • @shidon25
    @shidon25 Місяць тому

    As always love narration, but not the story

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Місяць тому

    4th, 2 May 2024

  • @TheJMPD
    @TheJMPD Місяць тому

    Great narration, but the story itself dragged, for me. Too much science explanation, not enough action or interaction.
    Seemed more like listening to a lecture than a tale of space.