Better than flipping a coin | 2382 | Short HFY Sci-Fi
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00:00 Intro
00:08 Better than flipping a coin by wyrdsmith
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The Inner Sound - Jesse Gallagher
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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To be fair, if a demon said a place feels as comfy as home... it's probably not somewhere a normal person would want to live.
But if you're building a home for the demon... in this case, it would terraforming a world for humans... then you'd definitely go for the place that closer matches the demon's preferences.
Can’t make it to easy for us, we would get to bored and probably figure out a way to move the planet
@@rusler159 @Exactly correct.
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Human: "I've got a hunch".
Xeno: "we can't trust your hunches. Let's do some tests".
Human: "what were the results of the tests"?
XENO: "you were right".
Human: "I had a hunch you would say that".
Correct at being wrong with a near perfect track record
Hooman: my gut tell me left
Xeno: right it is then
😄
For the species that invented the saying "I think it is a shortcut" it is the absolute correct way of handling it.
Accurate 😂
LOL. Short form: if the scary death worlder's feel comfortable, go somewhere else!
Hellworlders would like the place closet to their evolutionary cradle. All other places are not as unpredictable (dangerous).
Doing the exact opposite of what a human's gut tells them was a nice little twist. Though it does make sense. :P
The Castanza rule.
Let's not go with what feels right to a Deathworlder.
Haven't watched one of your videos for awhile. Watched other hfy narrators, watching yours again feels like coming home. Much better then the lazy computer read ones.
Zren and NetNarrator both do actual reading instead of AI read Earth-bovine-manure.
Either way, welcome back from your wayward journey. I hope it was enjoyable, and remember to tickle the like button to help out our favorite Squirrel.
Yep but no one beats our boy here.
IIRC reading an article somewhere years ago where some scientist ran the numbers and discovered that two planets sharing the same orbital track around a star but not orbiting each other is not only improbable, it's actually unstable. Sooner or later, one or the other planet should get booted out of the orbital track due to interactions with other gravitational bodies in the system.
The fact that you have two habitable worlds in the same orbital track would then suggest an artificial setup... but that's not what this story is about.
I think the system has only two planets so there are no other gravitational bodies (if we don't count the sun) to kick it out of orbit.
@danijelandroid even then the orbits would be to unstable, it's possible that one will eventually get to far ahead and slam into the other
2 planets in the habitual zone for that star..doesn't mean they are in the same orbit. Mars and earth are both in the habitual zone (though Mars is to small to have retained enough atmosphere). Venus also for that matter
@@duanesamuelson2256 but he does say they share an orbit
@insanecrazyman7637 I missed that..I caught both in the habitual zone
It makes sense. Our brains are wired to pick up things we would find difficult to deal with. Any simplistic thing we tend to overlook or disregard and that is the sort of thing the agency would have to put more effort into.
Wow!!!
Been a while since I was THIS early lol.
For the Writer!
For the Voice?!
And For the Nest!
Human: I prefer planet one
Xeno: planet two it is then
Human: I said one
Xeno: precisely. Any planet that make you feel at home might as well be a deathworld
11:29 Between the words "decades" and "seemed" I'm noticing a strong audio spike, I'm just wondering if that is just a local compression artefact, or part of the recording? Anyway, thanks for the narration, I really liked that one :)
Great story; Excellent narration! I thought the ending was going to be "Neither! Its obviously the creation of a very, very, very advanced civilization. We don't want to rearrange their park." 🙂
lmao it sounds like an eye test.
Nope, instinct test.
@@mattbrown5511 facepalm.
I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos
I once learned about research on computer based analysis and prediction. A program was taught on many real life data sets and was finaly able to predict accurately what would happen next if shown one of those sets.
But then when given a new set, its predictions were way off.
Because it was a different set of data.
DEATHWORLDERS!!!! Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the UA-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@DEATHWORLDERS
Are you SURE it's planet 1? ;)
Meanwhile planet 2 is secretly a death world with all the deadly plants and animals underground. Human: I like planet 2 it reminds me of home.
Really liked the music from 1st story!!!!!
Thank you for the reading
We are talking about a species that sent multiple doomed expeditions to their arctic regions before they were truly technologically capable of surviving that region.
They volunteered we cheered they died a few cried
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
Good story.
Great as always: )
To slay the algorithm!
Bravo Sir Encore!
Makes sense
The HGPA - the newest science in terraforming.
That was one of the better ones. Thanks
Brilliant and probably true hahaha thank youuuuu
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Humans are Contra-indicative
Dammed fickled Xenos !
Thank you for the video.
Can I haz the squerills jacket???
It's kind of like a Browncoat...😉
For the Agro-rythm!
I wonder if they used Earth as the analogue control and other planets already terraformed. Interesting.
The difference between developing and terraforming makes me curious.
As the more hazardous the start is the more value you add by making it safe. And starting with the hard part makes it easier to finish the rest of the project, in this case the development of the system.
Human: Call it a hunch.
Xeno:
Human: or call it an instinctual inference, if that makes you more comfortable.
Full Kool Aid Man, "Oh, Yeah!"
All that deathworlder instinct has to be good for something... {:-)
CLICKETY CLICK!!! WITH ENERGY!!!
The music is nice
Like, comment, subscribe. Halo this man make money!!
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
Glad you’re back Agro! I really don’t like all those AI narrators. One of the things I like about you Agro is not only your voice and character voices but your choice in stories. So many AI stories are just bad. You and other human narrators pick so much better stories.
3rd, 1 May 2024
The whole testing process reminds me of "Chicken sexting".
To most people, male and female day old chicks are exactly identical... But with practice, you can learn to make the determination in a fraction of a second...
Which is an actual job on chicken farms.
200K
@4:30 Astrologists don't commonly deal with data. Its more of a hunch thing to begin with.
ahhhktshually...... The human intestines are line with so many neurons that they are considered the human's "second brain".
It does play an influence in moods.
Like 682
Why not both?
Both is good....
If the humans like it, pick the other one.
Sounds to me like the result was pre-ordained.
Match to sigma 4? What does that mean?
The 'Wow' signal was a 4 sigma. Meaning it is either artificial or a very unlikely combination of events.
Therefore, the 2 planets would be over 99.95% identical.
BTW, the signal was a combination of rare radio emission events that happened nearly simultaneously, from our perspective at least.
@@anotherdadjoke So it doesn't mean to like 4 decimal places or to 4 standard deviations? it's just a made up term like jiggawatts?
This story makes a slightly disturbing amount of sense.
The constant errors in numeric consistency made this hard to listen to.
for the wild eyebrows......
Uhmmm, on the other hand. If a human thinks it is bad, wouldn't that be worse to deal with?
It is funny, but I can't see it making sense.
If a human doesn't like a planet there just isn't anything interesting on it.
Xeno: Could you define interesting?
Human: OH GOD OH GOD WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! What is the point of living somewhere that doesn't make you think that.
Using them to refer to 1 person is throwing me off...
ShmackinderLikenButton! Ja! Come on 200K!!
FART FART AND A DART !