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  • Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
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    00:00 Intro
    01:00 RE: What makes humans special? Click here to find out! by RegalLegalEagle
    #sciencefiction #Storytime #scifi
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    This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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    HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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    Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
    Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
    In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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  • @ryanstewart2289
    @ryanstewart2289 Місяць тому +50

    Aliens: "How did you create, let alone contain, a Class 4 Singularity?! That should be impossible!"
    Human: "Meh, didn't have nothin better to do."

  • @mfree80286
    @mfree80286 Місяць тому +35

    Humans: The blisteringly quick progression from "Wow, what is this!" to "Wow, what can I do with this!" to "Well, what else can I do with this" to "Welp, let's do something else now..."

    • @julians9899
      @julians9899 Місяць тому

      For real! I remember being genuinely SHOOK! From vr- and now I just play it like nothing 💀

  • @ronaldziehlke9720
    @ronaldziehlke9720 Місяць тому +90

    When I was in the army, we were told constantly that there's nothing more dangerous than a bored soldier.

    • @GrigoriZhukov
      @GrigoriZhukov Місяць тому +11

      Yes there is something dangerous. A butter bar with a map.

    • @kevinnature
      @kevinnature Місяць тому +8

      And then you learned about the board engineer 😅

    • @ronaldziehlke9720
      @ronaldziehlke9720 Місяць тому +13

      @@GrigoriZhukov Can't spell lost without an LT.

    • @ronaldziehlke9720
      @ronaldziehlke9720 Місяць тому +4

      @@kevinnature I suppose that his resolution to combat boredom is to blow shit up.

    • @mikethurman3147
      @mikethurman3147 Місяць тому +2

      This one speaks truth

  • @Aminuts2009
    @Aminuts2009 Місяць тому +41

    "What dating sites don't want you to know." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dholmes3307
      @dholmes3307 Місяць тому +2

      Yep, the best title out there!

  • @JBEEUD
    @JBEEUD Місяць тому +18

    How apropos for a bunch of bored humans watching some guy read a bunch of crazy internet stories for a little dose of entertainment or just to make the day go by a little quicker. Seriously though, love ya man, and what you do! Let the stories continue!

  • @murphymmc
    @murphymmc Місяць тому +8

    The drive to always improve things we have just created, to make them better than the previous design. Indeed, calling it boredom is accurate.

  • @bramslootweg
    @bramslootweg Місяць тому +50

    A true story, or at least a very clear explanation of human development, I understand your love for this story.

  • @mackenziedrake
    @mackenziedrake Місяць тому +43

    Oh, yeah, I can see why this is your favorite. it's pretty much true. Boredom and caffeine set the Enlightenment into motion, and it's been "Ad astrae!" ever since. Wouldn't want it to be any other way.

  • @m.h.6470
    @m.h.6470 Місяць тому +15

    Boredom is just the result of our greed for knowledge not being sated. In German, curiosity is called "Neugier", which is literally the greed ("Gier") for the new ("Neu").

  • @xShadowWolf523x
    @xShadowWolf523x Місяць тому +8

    RegalLegalEagle always makes such good stories

  • @charleswidmore5458
    @charleswidmore5458 Місяць тому +18

    the zen of boredom and the interstellar biker

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Місяць тому +1

      The Hitch-hiker's Guide to Boredom. LOL Gotcha.

    • @olebloom1641
      @olebloom1641 Місяць тому +2

      I forst read that book when I was seven. Loved it.

  • @BalthusDirein
    @BalthusDirein Місяць тому +17

    For da skwerl and da mighty nest, all hail boredom and the tinkering it brings 🤔

  • @Tiewaz
    @Tiewaz Місяць тому +11

    Oh my goodness, this is hilarious! And I love the notion that it was boredom, not conflict, that pushes our advancement. Boredom, curiosity, and a prediliction for efficiency. Instead of dumping knowledge because of how it was used or where it was gained, we just quietly adapt it to things less damaging.

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 Місяць тому +8

    For DA SKWERL and his Nest

  • @mariokajin
    @mariokajin Місяць тому +3

    This story never gets boring.

  • @proberts34
    @proberts34 Місяць тому +2

    Product lifecycles:
    1. Can we do it?
    2. Can we do it better?
    3. Can we do it cheaper and mass produce it?
    4. Bored.
    5. What else can we do?

  • @Marcus_Postma
    @Marcus_Postma Місяць тому +3

    We as a species have conquered boredom, and yet we still get bored.

  • @theshadyprotector8412
    @theshadyprotector8412 Місяць тому +2

    Love the ending.
    Finished reading? Get up and try some of todays sponsor. Caffeinated Moo-Juice!

  • @patrickward1264
    @patrickward1264 Місяць тому +2

    I've never thought about it like this, but the more I think about it the more on point it seems to me... It's true, though war is the secondary driving force of our race. Someone gets bored and makes something and gains some coins, then we get even more bored and someone pokes someone else in the eye and boom even more stuff to play with!

  • @frankjones4804
    @frankjones4804 Місяць тому +15

    Alien: Human why is it you are reading a book on multidimensional manipulation?
    Human: I'm bored, so I wanna fight a god.

    • @robinchwan
      @robinchwan Місяць тому

      fighting god ? that's old news, i wanna fight existence itself then after that i wanna fight non existence.

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@robinchwanMetaphysics Fighting is the new Reality Boxing.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 4 дні тому

      @@derekstein6193
      I’m imagining the batshit insane fight at the end of gurren lagan.

  • @mikecoatsworth6048
    @mikecoatsworth6048 Місяць тому +3

    For the skwerl, the nest and as ever the algo

  • @WilliamEades_Frostbite
    @WilliamEades_Frostbite Місяць тому

    I can understand why it's your favorite...He hit the nail on the head PERFECTLY!

  • @warpedweirdo
    @warpedweirdo Місяць тому +1

    Love this story! A different take on what makes humans "special".

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 16 днів тому

    "I am bored. Let's revolutionize communication."

  • @blehbleh8552
    @blehbleh8552 Місяць тому

    Gotta say, i understand why it's your favorite. It's so mundane, but so relatable and hilarious cause of that.

  • @venoltar
    @venoltar Місяць тому +1

    I would agree, this is at least one of the best :)

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 Місяць тому

    Agro, I can see why that story is your favorite. It's great, funny and in many ways true.

  • @mynameismud1776
    @mynameismud1776 Місяць тому

    The first story I heard you read was the care and feeding of humans you are the best narrator out there

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke Місяць тому

    I see why this is your favorite story. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful UA-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @redakroma1
    @redakroma1 Місяць тому

    You, Sir Squirrel, are the exception. No One could be bored with You. Great read on this story.

  • @stevemiller8032
    @stevemiller8032 29 днів тому

    That story was great very well. Written, and thank you again for sharing and spending your time.

  • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
    @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 Місяць тому

    Awesome story, I can absolutely understand why it's your favorite.
    Not to mention the second biggest driving force in humans :
    Lazyness. How can I avoid doing boring or strenous things.
    Who is willing to bet that those are the same humans as the ones in the Series about building bigger and bigger guns ?

  • @iaaf_nw2367
    @iaaf_nw2367 Місяць тому

    This is now my favorite short hfy story 😂😂

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar Місяць тому

    My first introduction to your channel and HFY as a genre was your reading of First Contact.
    The first few chapters were the best.
    By chapter 200 it was dragging. I gave up before chapter 400.

  • @MrSiren52
    @MrSiren52 Місяць тому

    The ending there, my god, laughing so hard I ended up in a coughing fit!

  • @cast_outlaw
    @cast_outlaw Місяць тому

    Fantastic story love the channel but my favourite is “our attack was unfortunate” keep it up and thank you for making these stories available to someone who dose not read much (I can reed just fine I just don’t)

  • @zackmorris9118
    @zackmorris9118 Місяць тому

    For the favorite, for Agro, for the algorithm.

  • @lokai7914
    @lokai7914 Місяць тому

    Brilliant story, It is mow playing on "loop" to help the video's stats.

  • @JBall-hd8bw
    @JBall-hd8bw Місяць тому

    That is a good story, and it's pretty much accurate.

  • @simoncox9464
    @simoncox9464 Місяць тому

    Love these stories. FOR THE ALGORITHM!

  • @olebloom1641
    @olebloom1641 Місяць тому

    Great story. The last little bits made belly laugh!

  • @erickamekonapeper4007
    @erickamekonapeper4007 Місяць тому

    I understand why this is your favorite Story. I love it too. Honestly a little longer would be great but it’s nice how the tension and tempo works so well. Thank you for doing this for us I sincerely appreciate you and your Wife’s dedication and clear commitment to making it happen and high quality! God keep you both in his arms I ask in Jesus name ❤️🖖🏼🇺🇸

  • @timobrien2813
    @timobrien2813 Місяць тому

    One of the best! Thank you. UKUK

  • @archeyassassin
    @archeyassassin Місяць тому

    A favorite story from my favorite narrator heck yeah lets go

  • @Malron999
    @Malron999 Місяць тому

    Thanks for another good story of HFY. ^^

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 Місяць тому

    I remember this one. It is a very good story and completely on point. The only time I have noy been bored in the last 30 years or so is while being in combat.

  • @creamsiclem4433
    @creamsiclem4433 Місяць тому +1

    You got me with "they used all their data on frivolous things" . Like listening to stories read online.

    • @HenshinFanatic
      @HenshinFanatic Місяць тому +1

      Or cat videos, or the reason 🎵"net was born"🎵

    • @creamsiclem4433
      @creamsiclem4433 Місяць тому

      @@HenshinFanatic cats know that we are still supposed to worship them. 3 quick blinks 3 slow blinks 3 quick blinks, she's watching me.

  • @nathandc
    @nathandc Місяць тому

    An amazing story, told brilliantly!!

  • @leiaclark8388
    @leiaclark8388 6 днів тому

    That’s so funny because it’s true!

  • @williamherring1684
    @williamherring1684 28 днів тому

    Thank you.

  • @kyriss12
    @kyriss12 4 дні тому

    My personal favorite of yours is still broken.

  • @derekbarrett6154
    @derekbarrett6154 Місяць тому

    That was a good story but I love the one about entropy

  • @calvillo635
    @calvillo635 Місяць тому

    I remember this story. I ❤ it.

  • @mrguppys761
    @mrguppys761 Місяць тому

    UA-cam keeps trying to pull me away from this story.
    I have it set to loop at 2x speed but every time I turn off a monitor it turns off loop and I end up on a different video.
    I close chrome with the video playing on loop and when I reopen chrome it is on a completely different video.
    When I let it play on loop for hours it ends up just stopping for no reason.
    10/10 love the story and the narration.
    Please continue to redo your older videos.

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Місяць тому

    Thank you for the reading

  • @goodluckfox
    @goodluckfox Місяць тому

    I shall play this ten times!

  • @GarmrsBarking
    @GarmrsBarking Місяць тому +1

    as a Dane, I can see a great similarity between this story and how our concept of "hygge" is sold to cultures outside of Scandinavia, especially the US.... and how much it is misunderstood...

  • @nachtwaya8721
    @nachtwaya8721 Місяць тому +3

    *sighs* so boring....
    😜
    J/K
    loved it... And its the truth

  • @markschneider8815
    @markschneider8815 Місяць тому

    This reminds me of a character in a Robert A. Heinlein novel that made the following statement (paraphrased): 'Nothing was ever invented by a man that likes to work! It's the lazy man. He's always looking for a way to make things easier.'

  • @clouduslakestream8781
    @clouduslakestream8781 Місяць тому

    Three times was my limit! Thanks for your hard work. I wish I could support you in more than word only but I don't always have food on the table.
    Luckily I'm still fat* from older better times 😂
    Edit: corrected fan to fat.
    I'm definitely a fan though! A fat one, I'm basically three fans!

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D Місяць тому

    Thank you for the video.

  • @SilverMKI
    @SilverMKI Місяць тому +2

    It's simply the best!

  • @captbart3185
    @captbart3185 Місяць тому

    I love this ❤. No wonder its your favorite.

  • @taetannim3581
    @taetannim3581 Місяць тому

    This was excellent!

  • @jaromiecadry5686
    @jaromiecadry5686 Місяць тому

    Bored into greatness - H F Y

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 Місяць тому

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

  • @philocleigh
    @philocleigh Місяць тому

    Hold my beer and watch this!

  • @kriena4190
    @kriena4190 Місяць тому

    I like this story.

  • @erichherman2753
    @erichherman2753 Місяць тому

    I tell my coworkers all the time that when I get bored it leads invariably and inevitably to shenanigans, and no one wants me mid shenanigan...

  • @Inufan2005
    @Inufan2005 Місяць тому

    I can see why it's your favorite, mine is the Vid with "The Words of Bargaining" where a small child accidentally teaches an Avianlike Xeno how to tame a predator on their world. The Offer of Utreet is the story.

  • @lynntenney4851
    @lynntenney4851 20 днів тому

    awesome

  • @JohnThomas-ut3go
    @JohnThomas-ut3go Місяць тому

    Apathy- boredom without direction.

  • @cliffharrington1499
    @cliffharrington1499 7 днів тому

    Thanks!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  5 днів тому

      My pleasure , thank you for the dono it is very much appreciated

  • @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
    @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 Місяць тому

    Algorm
    Oh lord I haven't heard this one in so long

  • @macieksmolarz5274
    @macieksmolarz5274 Місяць тому

    Great story

  • @mikemcmahon3118
    @mikemcmahon3118 Місяць тому

    i listen to this channel so much that i will be playing some vidio game and in the back my mind hear kragzoon wre lord azrakull and all this lol

  • @firedirewolf
    @firedirewolf Місяць тому

    Id actually listened to this before, it has been a long time though it was out for even longer before that

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 16 днів тому

    For the hot single zenos. For the algorithm! And never forget

  • @CaptainShield
    @CaptainShield Місяць тому

    Humans: Boredom = Hold my beer...

  • @dragonwarrior1013
    @dragonwarrior1013 Місяць тому

    We do things out of spite

  • @michaelyoung7261
    @michaelyoung7261 26 днів тому

    Yeah. This one makes sense. Necessity may be the Mother of Invention, but Boredom is almost definitely the Father
    Boredom is one of the fastest ways to get anyone into trouble, which often leads to the necessity to make something.

  • @danielboro2000
    @danielboro2000 Місяць тому

    Your wish is my command 😂

  • @inventiveowl395
    @inventiveowl395 Місяць тому

    0:26 - _settings_ - _loop_

  • @bmobert
    @bmobert Місяць тому

    HA!
    Yes. I can see this as being true.
    😂

  • @thomasbyers1095
    @thomasbyers1095 Місяць тому

    It's a great story

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 Місяць тому +3

  • @davidharrison1859
    @davidharrison1859 Місяць тому +1

    It was my favorite video... But then I got bored.

  • @Achonas
    @Achonas Місяць тому

    will narration of "The Survivor Becomes a Dungeon" be continued? I really enjoy listening to that one.

  • @alexsanderakers1474
    @alexsanderakers1474 16 днів тому

    Your favorite story is from My favorite Author. Man I hope RegalLegalEagle has some new stuff for you to read soon!

  • @frankmoore3598
    @frankmoore3598 27 днів тому

    I do like RegallegalEagle writing

  • @docsavage5063
    @docsavage5063 Місяць тому

    An entire bored species without adult supervision...what could go wrong?

  • @FuzzyMarineVet
    @FuzzyMarineVet Місяць тому

    I can see why this one is your favorite, @AgroSquirrelNarates.

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 Місяць тому

    Pretty much. Though I would say that war does drive technological change because its really fast boredom. (that is the old stuff doesn't work as well as something new and shiny)

  • @Joshua-fo9zw
    @Joshua-fo9zw Місяць тому

    The Devil's hands are idle playthings... close enough.
    "Look what I can do!"
    "Betcha if I _____, _____ will happen."
    Advancement driven by boredom, "the Devil" drives technological advancement.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian Місяць тому

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    I can see why you like it. Of course, it's a lie, our advancement is in fact driven by war. But we'd just had one, and needed a break. Fighting a huge multi species empire wasn't something we wanted to do right then. Fortunately, they were afraid of us. Making them a cultural satellite will do nicely.

  • @DahLekKnight
    @DahLekKnight Місяць тому +1

    I was thinking about the boredom and humanity when watching Jurassic World and they were talking about boring dinosaurs and needed more teeth in scarier dinos.

  • @Tragisk100
    @Tragisk100 Місяць тому

    my new favoritt

  • @allanfitz3535
    @allanfitz3535 Місяць тому

    For the algorithm

  • @oldbutnotdead1
    @oldbutnotdead1 Місяць тому

    💗💗💗

  • @t.p.3456
    @t.p.3456 Місяць тому

    For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠