GOLDEN GLOBES 2020 FASHION ROAST (who let jennifer lopez wear garbage gift wrapping?)

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  • Опубліковано 26 лип 2024
  • The Golden Globes starts off the awards season so it's always imperrative that celebrities and their stylist make a strong start! And luckily we had some bad, but actually there were quite a few pieces that were quite strong and many only needed a few tweaks here and there to make them even better!
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    Those Mentioned:
    Ana de Armas - Ralph & Russo
    Awkwafina - Christian Dior
    Beanie Feldstein - Oscar de la Renta
    Beyoncé - Schiaparelli
    Billy Porter - Alex Vinash
    Brad Pitt - Brioni
    Cate Blanchett - Mary Katrantzou
    Charlize Theron - Dior
    Cynthia Erivo - Thom Browne
    Dakota Fanning - Christian Dior
    Ellen Degeneres - Celine
    Glenn Close - Armani
    Greta Gerwig - Proenza Schouler
    Gwenyth Paltrow - Fendi
    Helen Mirren - Dior
    Jason Mamoa
    Lisa Bonet - Fendi
    Jennifer Anniston - Christian Dior
    Jennifer Lopez - Valentino
    Joey King - Iris Van Herpen
    Josh O’Connor - Loewe
    Kaitlyn Dever - Valentino
    Kerry Washington - Altuzarra
    Leonardo DiCaprio - Armani
    Lucy Boynton - Louis Vuitton
    Margaret Qualley - Chanel
    Margot Robbie - Chanel
    Michelle Williams - Louis Vuitton
    Naomi Watts - Armani
    Nick Jonas - Prada
    Nicole Kidman - Versace
    Olivia Coleman - Emilia Wickstead
    Phoebe Waller Bridge - Ralph & Russo
    Portia DeRossi - Celine
    Priyanka Chopra - Cristina Ottaviano
    Renee Zellweger - Armani
    Reese Witherspoon - Roland Mouret
    Rooney Mara - Givenchy
    Salma Hayek - Gucci
    Saoirse Ronan - Celine
    Scarlet Johansson - Vera Wang
    Shailene Woodley - Balmain
    Sofia Carson - Giambattista Valli
    Sofia Vergara - Dolce & Gabbana
    Taylor Swift - Etro
    Tiffany Haddish - Galia Lahav
    Winnie Harlow - LaQuan Smith
    Zoe Kravitz - Saint Laurent
    Zoey Deutch - Fendi
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  • @mnmtomic
    @mnmtomic 4 роки тому +4642

    Here's a challenge for you:
    -Your favorite assymetrical look
    -Your favorite belted dress look
    -Your favorite change of textile/pattern
    -Your favorite men's shoe that is not a boot

  • @fredstolemysocks2
    @fredstolemysocks2 4 роки тому +1753

    When I saw JLo's outfit I was like Luke about to tear that apart

    • @naomirose2779
      @naomirose2779 4 роки тому +9

      Toph my exact thought

    • @ms.x1669
      @ms.x1669 4 роки тому +5

      From the moment I saw it in the thumb nail

    • @joaorodrigues7993
      @joaorodrigues7993 4 роки тому +41

      He may tear it apart but there won't be a present inside LMAO

    • @darthvader6916
      @darthvader6916 4 роки тому

      Omg same

    • @rubytaylor952
      @rubytaylor952 4 роки тому +6

      Toph I low-key like her outfit 💀

  • @maxwells.strings5713
    @maxwells.strings5713 4 роки тому +482

    “This is going to be a grand old year”
    He said naively, without even a hint of what was to come. . .

  • @brunagomes1918
    @brunagomes1918 4 роки тому +369

    you should do a blake lively style review since she doesn't have a stylist. i'd love to see it

    • @half-bakedthot
      @half-bakedthot 4 роки тому +22

      yes yes yes,especially because he said he doesn’t typically love her red carpet looks

    • @knocksjournal5114
      @knocksjournal5114 3 роки тому +1

      Into this

  • @aurelia5306
    @aurelia5306 4 роки тому +2342

    The word "off the shoulder": exists
    Luke: *the tri-strap*

    • @claireindigo1200
      @claireindigo1200 4 роки тому

      Layal Farah 😂😂😂😂

    • @kimberleestiens
      @kimberleestiens 4 роки тому +37

      Hahaha I was thinking that "bardot" might be what he's looking for? But tbh I like tri-strap

    • @xSunnyDaysx
      @xSunnyDaysx 4 роки тому +1

      Layal Farah 😂 Trust me. In a few months you will see designer referring to a tri-strap

    • @ANGIE-nn1mh
      @ANGIE-nn1mh 4 роки тому

      Deborah Okere , Lmao

    • @hamandburr1307
      @hamandburr1307 4 роки тому

      @@xSunnyDaysx they'd never

  • @toriacotita406
    @toriacotita406 4 роки тому +1907

    I'VE BEEN AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT WAITING FOR THIS.

  • @joy-zd9qq
    @joy-zd9qq 4 роки тому +396

    i wish people worked on the hairstyles too, i mean EVERY woman was with just simple straight hair BORING

    • @shadow1masters3
      @shadow1masters3 4 роки тому +27

      The do that so it doesnt distract from the clothes....which would make sense if their clothes we're better smh

    • @vonKasa
      @vonKasa 4 роки тому +21

      @@shadow1masters3 yeah lmao,, but even if the outfit is actually really nice i'd like to see stylers incorporate hairstyles into future looks

  • @beethovenjunkie
    @beethovenjunkie 4 роки тому +846

    Gwyneth Paltrow reminds me of Ron Weasley at the Yule Ball.

    • @emmawomble6170
      @emmawomble6170 4 роки тому +19

      beethovenjunkie HAHAHHAHAH

    • @lalitap2067
      @lalitap2067 4 роки тому +7

      bababananana omg

    • @domi372
      @domi372 4 роки тому +44

      what are those? WHAT ARE THOSE?!! they're alright! no lace.. do dodgy little collar! i look like my great aunt Tessie.. i smell like my great aunt Tessie! murder me Harry XD

    • @jessm4059
      @jessm4059 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂👏👏👏

    • @TheWarsti
      @TheWarsti 4 роки тому +20

      Exactly! The woman is beautiful but this dress is like a fancy mosquito net and the color does not help.

  • @spceinadreamroom
    @spceinadreamroom 4 роки тому +672

    Alternate title: Luke hating belts for an hour

  • @meretumataroa5053
    @meretumataroa5053 4 роки тому +2142

    “Boring white man” - literally gagging

  • @bootyceps8077
    @bootyceps8077 4 роки тому +258

    Who dressed Margot Robbie in forever 21 and said it was Chanel

  • @ellsworth2410
    @ellsworth2410 4 роки тому +625

    as a mormon, i can honestly say, i wouldn’t even wear that skirt

    • @leilakennedy7736
      @leilakennedy7736 4 роки тому +43

      Ell Sworth haha! I’m glad you are here to confirm Mormons would not wear that skirt.

    • @cathycook2905
      @cathycook2905 4 роки тому +1

      Ell Sworth 😂😂

    • @insearchoftruth7979
      @insearchoftruth7979 4 роки тому +25

      As an excommunicated Mormon I wouldn't go near that skirt

    • @streamoflillies2345
      @streamoflillies2345 4 роки тому +13

      No, maybe FLDS (the polygamist break-off) but not the Salt Lake mormons. Most mormons that I grew up with (near Toronto) would most likely actually be wearing a rather skimpy dress, and claiming it's fine because it's a special event and it's covering 'enough'

    • @ardenr3533
      @ardenr3533 4 роки тому +4

      DEAD OMG

  • @krystanoelll
    @krystanoelll 4 роки тому +629

    Brad Pitt literally looked like his wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s

  • @robynlynn6866
    @robynlynn6866 4 роки тому +437

    "and take your friend, Leo with you" - *choking noise*

    • @elenagorba9096
      @elenagorba9096 4 роки тому +1

      I watched it twice - just to be sure what Luke said...😅

  • @gnarlish
    @gnarlish 4 роки тому +450

    Given the climate change awareness theme I expected more celebs to come in vintage or sustainable brands.

    • @antivenomadams6369
      @antivenomadams6369 4 роки тому +27

      Don’t be too surprised, these people only care about themselves

    • @abigaylejorden2227
      @abigaylejorden2227 4 роки тому +16

      A bunch of men did like Joaquin Phoenix for example

  • @caitlin1986
    @caitlin1986 4 роки тому +688

    Me: I think I like that
    Luke: ‘it’s disgusting’
    Me: actually yeah, it’s disgusting

  • @bisexualmother
    @bisexualmother 4 роки тому +808

    you’re literally the only youtuber who i can stand to watch anymore

    • @Gee-xb7rt
      @Gee-xb7rt 4 роки тому +18

      lol, i'm not quite there yet, close, very close.

    • @annm4137
      @annm4137 4 роки тому +17

      Straight up 😒 there are only very few I can view without instantly being annoyed.

    • @patr70
      @patr70 4 роки тому +8

      Well with a screenname like yours I can see why you are loosing your ability to cope and function in the real world.. Hautelemode will be a perfect nail in your coffin.

    • @fedoratheexplorer2038
      @fedoratheexplorer2038 4 роки тому +3

      Cool name.

    • @danahalazme
      @danahalazme 4 роки тому +1

      what a compliment

  • @sarahslasor8405
    @sarahslasor8405 4 роки тому +352

    chris evans didnt show up in full corduroy for you to IGNORE HIM LIKE THIS

  • @MissRamsout
    @MissRamsout 4 роки тому +34

    Love Luke's mini-lecture on the importance of using our natural resources to make things that actually matter. It's such a good point.

  • @virginiakrueger4780
    @virginiakrueger4780 4 роки тому +194

    The puffy sleeves on Beyonce keep others from getting in her personal space

    • @tinachristine4573
      @tinachristine4573 4 роки тому +5

      @artist one why shouldn't she?

    • @idkbrosstudios8446
      @idkbrosstudios8446 4 роки тому +8

      Tina Christine for real! Shit if I could do that I would! Plus I don’t think she did that, it might’ve been the floor but not the whole hospital.

    • @jjm0537
      @jjm0537 4 роки тому

      Including her husband

    • @leobby777
      @leobby777 3 роки тому +10

      artist one remember when people made up that story and it never happened

    • @diolofficial6484
      @diolofficial6484 3 роки тому +3

      Funny how people find a way to make up stories about her .... kickin' people out of the hospital

  • @Kellpiedoll
    @Kellpiedoll 4 роки тому +686

    “Not even Mormons would wear that!!” Luke, we need to talk about the hellscape that is Mormon fashion.

    • @hayleyb467
      @hayleyb467 4 роки тому +18

      Hellscape? Loves it! (The word, I mean.) Very useful.

    • @CastellonZamora
      @CastellonZamora 4 роки тому +8

      Don't get it twisted, UTAH of lds are in a league of their own

    • @sydney.mp4
      @sydney.mp4 4 роки тому +7

      the real spooky mormon hell dream

    • @OGseoulite
      @OGseoulite 4 роки тому +8

      Mormans have fashion?

    • @Esotericspruce
      @Esotericspruce 4 роки тому +1

      U mean * Heckscape! 🤣 Also def church attire.

  • @haileyrafferty2372
    @haileyrafferty2372 4 роки тому +775

    I feel like whenever Beyonce gets styled she's just like idc as long as it hugs my figure. Then it ends up shifting the creativity of designer and all of her dresses end up looking pageant gown

    • @CLP95321
      @CLP95321 4 роки тому +47

      Hailey Rafferty interesting observation, I buy it

    • @nostradamus1162
      @nostradamus1162 4 роки тому +176

      just today i was thinking about how beyonce reminds me of kennedy davenport in the way she dresses. pageant queen. its a little sad bc beyonce could be a fashion icon like rihanna, but she just chooses not to.

    • @britjj5126
      @britjj5126 4 роки тому +116

      nostradamus That’s The Tacky Texas in her.

    • @nostradamus1162
      @nostradamus1162 4 роки тому +8

      @@britjj5126 that makes so much sense 😂 i love it

    • @britjj5126
      @britjj5126 4 роки тому +16

      nostradamus I just looked up who Kennedy Davenport is... a big LOL 😭 you’re dead wrong for that sis 🤧😂🌴

  • @maddyvogel4525
    @maddyvogel4525 4 роки тому +71

    “Ellen, get a boot!” I’m dying

  • @norakelley5112
    @norakelley5112 4 роки тому +460

    Luke, I encourage you to do some more research into Billy Porter's fashion choices. While he does blur the lines of heteronormative fashion and play with gender expression he also dresses like this to comment on the way masculine attire is favored and idealized in society. Porter points to the stigma around men wearing feminine clothing and argues that it comes from a place of misogyny. Women are not currently criticized for wearing traditionally masculine clothing because it is idealized and expected whereas it is deemed as straying from the ideal for a man to wear traditionally feminine clothing. Society generally gets uncomfortable and offended when men reject their masculinity which is viewed as the ideal state. Billy dresses like he does to stand in solidarity with women and express the idea that femininity is no less ideal masculinity.

    • @chelseazubiate3575
      @chelseazubiate3575 4 роки тому +15

      Maybe he just likes to dress that way, but thanks for the women studies thesis

    • @wildcrocus
      @wildcrocus 4 роки тому +43

      Seriously. Whether on his Instagram or in interviews he is pretty clear about his motivations and point of view.

    • @dpcisunbreakable
      @dpcisunbreakable 4 роки тому +38

      @@chelseazubiate3575 Girl you sarcasm is dry. Do better.

    • @user-nf3hh8kn5r
      @user-nf3hh8kn5r 4 роки тому +43

      @@chelseazubiate3575 no he's explained that he dresses that way for the exact reason the original comment was posted. You're the dumbass.

    • @lotussight
      @lotussight 4 роки тому +4

      @@dpcisunbreakable The only dry thing that is good... is a nice bottle of wine ;)

  • @Sophie-gv8pj
    @Sophie-gv8pj 4 роки тому +1559

    Me: that's kinda cute
    Luke: That's TRASH
    Me: oh yeah 😶😖

  • @darbybobiles8989
    @darbybobiles8989 4 роки тому +702

    nobody:
    luke: i hate belts

  • @bladeeshotgf5500
    @bladeeshotgf5500 4 роки тому +105

    Me wearing an oversized mcr shirt and shorts: yes this dress worth 50k probably is so ugly

  •  4 роки тому +98

    DiCaprio, Pitt and, to be honest, Aniston, put ZERO efforts. It's insane.

    • @mollymarshall5095
      @mollymarshall5095 4 роки тому +1

      André Camilo yet he still did her wrong on her review

  • @scottief8616
    @scottief8616 4 роки тому +631

    “Next up is Awkwafina she’s wearing Dior, that’s why she looks a mess”- I almost shat myself

  • @nickitheninja2549
    @nickitheninja2549 4 роки тому +506

    The only good thing that came out of this was Joey King wearing iris van herpen and the fendi looks

    • @Gee-xb7rt
      @Gee-xb7rt 4 роки тому +14

      maybe now its a new decade people will learn its not that cute to appropriate your fashion aesthetic from 90s drag queens, maybe. One Versace gown is too many.

    • @jordansayshi5417
      @jordansayshi5417 4 роки тому +1

      RIGHT I SAID THE SAME THING

    • @anjulirenfurm5635
      @anjulirenfurm5635 4 роки тому +48

      And they freaking put her on the worst dressed list cuz the pattern was too confusing... like bitch no whoever wrote that article should go stand at the back of the line. Your opinion has been taken away😂😂

    • @asteraguilar4886
      @asteraguilar4886 4 роки тому +20

      Joey King in IVH was on a worst dressed list... please let that sink in

    • @suckmyfatlupus1514
      @suckmyfatlupus1514 4 роки тому +16

      @@anjulirenfurm5635 sounds like the same type that automatically puts any Gucci, Dior, and Versace on the best dressed because fuck the other designers who have unique beautiful minds.

  • @alenam6010
    @alenam6010 4 роки тому +112

    I like these reviews too because when I first started watching them I'd see something like Nicole Kidman's dress and be like wow!!! looks so good!! and then Luke would be like DISGUSTING seen it a million times!! And I wouldn't really agree. But now that I've watched so many of them I realize what he means. He's not saying that Nicole Kidman looks bad. She looks great! But just because the dress is pretty doesn't mean it's unique or fresh or innovative or even that beautiful on her. She just looks nice.

  • @toritosc
    @toritosc 4 роки тому +98

    I feel like dakota fanning is stuck in her child star persona and still shows up to functions in fits that are meant for a younger age

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic 4 роки тому +10

      I feel like she's trying to emulate Kirsten Dunst, who also loves the girly-girl aesthetic but pulls it off much better

  • @Chloe-ry1hl
    @Chloe-ry1hl 4 роки тому +721

    Charlize Theron's Dior dress looks like a Halloween DIY of Zendaya's Emerald Emmy's dress.

    • @Gee-xb7rt
      @Gee-xb7rt 4 роки тому +39

      Why you got to be mean to diy Halloween like that.

    • @ruthiehaworth3124
      @ruthiehaworth3124 4 роки тому +12

      She’s like the witch from the Wicked musical poster, except living,blonde, and badly dressed 😂

    • @claireindigo1200
      @claireindigo1200 4 роки тому

      Honestly

    • @ellax325
      @ellax325 4 роки тому +19

      THAT'S WHAT I SAID. The shade of green and the fabric are atrocious. Who thought that would look good on her skintone?

    • @DionysusLion
      @DionysusLion 4 роки тому

      YOO I thought the same thing!

  • @dayannaalvarez3830
    @dayannaalvarez3830 4 роки тому +128

    I LOVE Ana de Armas whole outfit, I love the silhouette, It’s classy and elegant but at the same time modern. The hair and the make up were perfect for her complexion and on the top of that the Tiffany jewelry, man, she looks so good.

  • @worrywirt
    @worrywirt 4 роки тому +214

    Gwyneth’s dress would be cool in like navy or black but this brown just makes me think of vomit or decor from the 70s

    • @crisscross7758
      @crisscross7758 4 роки тому +21

      I was thinking that too. A different color would have been stunning. The brown for that textile is so off putting.

    • @TheNewHost
      @TheNewHost 3 роки тому +13

      I love the 70's color palette and I wish she would have leaned into it a bit more. Farrah hair, grass-green platforms, amber/tiger's eye jewels. Some of haute couture's best moments come from the 70s. Go big or go home, but don't half-ass it.

  • @DeeDee-ze8sx
    @DeeDee-ze8sx 4 роки тому +98

    Iris Van Herpen is the only interesting designer out there, sooooooooooo, yeah 'weird' ... sure. I guess people would think she's weird in a sea of vanilla.

  • @shelbythompsoon
    @shelbythompsoon 4 роки тому +462

    So, Luke, wait, hold up, I think to properly critique these gowns is by showing off how they move. Dresses are sold on their movements half the time. I feel like you really need to bring in footage of the dresses to give us your full review. I want this for you. I hope youre group sees this and thinks, YES...Agree. Anyways, love seeing you keep on! TTYL

    • @jrzjnz7573
      @jrzjnz7573 4 роки тому +5

      Perfect!

    • @shelbythompsoon
      @shelbythompsoon 4 роки тому +1

      @@jrzjnz7573 Right! I HOPE FOR THE BEST FOR HAUTE LA MODE!

  • @breannawalton4620
    @breannawalton4620 4 роки тому +796

    Awkwafina out here dressing like Tina Cohen-Chang during the first season of glee

    • @ladytris63
      @ladytris63 4 роки тому +4

      Ohmygod xddd

    • @RomanZolanski123
      @RomanZolanski123 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahahahaha

    • @juanfe116
      @juanfe116 4 роки тому +6

      OMG!! No, you didnt

    • @Tennowey
      @Tennowey 4 роки тому +2

      Ooooo sis

    • @paraboo8994
      @paraboo8994 4 роки тому +8

      I was thinking governess in her Sunday best, but yours is spot on! 😂😂😂

  • @tinachristine4573
    @tinachristine4573 4 роки тому +5

    I love how you are so conscious. You never say problematic or thoughtless things. I truly enjoy your content.

  • @transmatized
    @transmatized 4 роки тому +40

    alternative title: 60 minutes of luke becoming more and more fed up with hollywood’s horrible fashion

  • @LennyCartwright
    @LennyCartwright 4 роки тому +291

    Love Charlize to bits, but that Dior gown looked like a sewing challenge on RuPaul's Drag Race where the queens take a AliExpress corset, drape and hot-glue fabric to it. No mam'.

    • @KawaiiEvie
      @KawaiiEvie 4 роки тому +8

      Okay I need that to be a future challenge on Drag Race 😂

    • @BruinPhD2009
      @BruinPhD2009 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, that was an embarrassment. It looked cheap and made her, of all people, look cheap. Any time Charlize Theron can’t elevate a look, that look is in serious trouble.

    • @ejohnson3131
      @ejohnson3131 4 роки тому +9

      Dior is a mess lately. Too bad they're ruining a label that used to be a go to for red carpet glamour.

    • @animeluver22ful
      @animeluver22ful 4 роки тому

      It's Detox's Candy lewk

    • @0927kira
      @0927kira 4 роки тому

      ive seen much better RPDR sewing challenge outfits

  • @MerryRoseHowley
    @MerryRoseHowley 4 роки тому +266

    this channel makes me feel like I'm taking a college course in fashion (and I mean that in the most fun, sassy, bitchy, analytical way)

    • @katherinewagoner741
      @katherinewagoner741 4 роки тому +4

      I so agree. Luke is very inspiring and his talent for comedy makes for belly laughs.

    • @carlakoala7415
      @carlakoala7415 4 роки тому +8

      Same I sit around like hunnniieeee no no no what was you thinking. Suddenly I think im a stylist 😂
      Look down to my food stained pjs and bed hair. Oh nevermind

  • @blue_is_burning
    @blue_is_burning 4 роки тому +24

    "i feel like it's going to be a grand old year"
    well that comment aged like milk

  • @zubairnisar7240
    @zubairnisar7240 4 роки тому +24

    you should see Zoey's dress from the back as well, it fitted and had hand covered buttons all the way down her spine! Gorgeous!

  • @rachelginther4200
    @rachelginther4200 4 роки тому +64

    Didn't watch the Golden Globes, don't care about the Golden Globes, couldn't WAIT for this video

  • @venusx2572
    @venusx2572 4 роки тому +248

    “Marie Grazia putting whatever” we all know it’s a belt

  • @carolynhance5588
    @carolynhance5588 4 роки тому +23

    My high school colours were green and gold...the J Lo dress looks like someone grabbed the whole prom dinner table cloth and discount deco...I'd expect a disposable plate to fall out any second.

  • @agnespapp5688
    @agnespapp5688 4 роки тому +20

    I love how you roast outfitts but i'd be happy to see a whole video about red carpet looks that you think are the best ones in the fashion history.

  • @morganhulstrom8552
    @morganhulstrom8552 4 роки тому +215

    You should get merch that says, "Get a boot!" That would help spread the boot message.

  • @gracem6449
    @gracem6449 4 роки тому +325

    “I’m sorry to the Mormons”- Luke 2020

  • @kristinemarkle4367
    @kristinemarkle4367 4 роки тому +44

    Poor Selma - She lookes like she pulled on a beach skirt over her bathing suit !

  • @nathanmee1201
    @nathanmee1201 4 роки тому +7

    “She’s wearing Dior, that’s why she looks a mess” I giggled a little

  • @Mazzini011
    @Mazzini011 4 роки тому +69

    16:50 "Obviously it's Thom Browne because it's interesting"
    The shade is so big it may as well be an eclipse

  • @Sc4r4byte
    @Sc4r4byte 4 роки тому +60

    "You can tell she's not happy. The girls that look good, they're happy, they're content, they know they look good."
    *chef's kiss*

  • @LittleMissHoop
    @LittleMissHoop 4 роки тому +35

    I feel like Kerry Washington looks like she was trying too hard in that dress- as if she is going for a 2002 Versace dress J Lo moment

  • @TaraDjoric
    @TaraDjoric 4 роки тому +12

    Joey King's look reminded me why I love fashion in the first place. Everything about it is great!

  • @cassidycharette
    @cassidycharette 4 роки тому +38

    When I was watching the Golden Globes and saw Ana's dress, my first thought was "I love this" and then my second thought was "I hope Luke doesn't hate this"

  • @brittanycarroll8949
    @brittanycarroll8949 4 роки тому +155

    JLO and Arod are getting to dangerous levels of “why are you here?!!!”

  • @Andrea-ow6nh
    @Andrea-ow6nh 4 роки тому +28

    I just died at “popcorn trashbag” lmao

  • @wearilive
    @wearilive 4 роки тому +112

    SAY TRI STRAP ONE MORE TIME

  • @britjj5126
    @britjj5126 4 роки тому +186

    Ever since Salma Hayek married Francois she’s looked a hot mess. It’s like all that money she married into scrambled her fashion brain. She used to be able to serve looks back in the day 😢

    • @MaikoKazumi
      @MaikoKazumi 4 роки тому +11

      Brit JJ she looked like she was going to day party 😑😑....like darling it’s the golden globes put some glam into wardrobe please she and her stylist need try a lot harder or hire another stylist cause it looks she hired someone to make her look stupid

    • @liljay216
      @liljay216 4 роки тому +2

      I honestly liked her attire. It was 90s throwback..when girls would mix and match things. She gave me business woman goes out after work.

    • @kelseymccollam5148
      @kelseymccollam5148 4 роки тому +5

      Lil Jay right but is she going out after work or going to the golden globes. A true stylist would know when the look was not appropriate for the caliber of the event

    • @liljay216
      @liljay216 4 роки тому +6

      Kelsey but Salma always going to big events in Europe and does these big fundraiser parties every month. So she sees these people on the regular. She probably just over it. And she most likely was working due to the fact that majority of the event is sponsored by kering

    • @cooperbt
      @cooperbt 4 роки тому

      Divine Pearl makeup artistry Oh, I don’t know. Her look said Golden Globes to me.

  • @k-popbiased1058
    @k-popbiased1058 4 роки тому +21

    Legitimately cannot tell when he's going to think an ugly outfit is ugly and when an ugly outfit is stunning

  • @Thecuriousincident1
    @Thecuriousincident1 4 роки тому +51

    Michelle Williams looks like when the Little Mermaid got her legs and Scuttle the Seagull dressed her in an old sail.

  • @Cee944
    @Cee944 4 роки тому +5

    You are the first person to make me aware of how many dresses have belts. Idk how I've never noticed them before, but it IS super weird. Like why are there so many belts??

  • @vourdalak1
    @vourdalak1 4 роки тому +48

    Gurl, My mom wants to buy your couch! I was just seeing your video and my mom scream behind me saying "Así quiero yo mi sofá!!!" (Like that I want my couch!) And she sit down with me and we continue viewing the entire video, now she wants to do that everyday. Just a random person here, but Thank you!

    • @drouinjohnny9036
      @drouinjohnny9036 4 роки тому +9

      Elizabeth Rios tell your mother she is the best....

  • @Viswalid
    @Viswalid 4 роки тому +29

    I stopped following any major fashion events on twitter, I just wait for HauteLeMode’s roast/review. Simple yet effective.

  • @dawnsalois
    @dawnsalois 4 роки тому +2

    the fold over neck treatment gives a boost to those of us whose girls are on the small side.

  • @radkaslebodnikova
    @radkaslebodnikova 4 роки тому +10

    Margot robbies dress is that dress from 2010 we all wore to family garden parties

  • @zoeweinstein3157
    @zoeweinstein3157 4 роки тому +135

    Michelle Willams looks like Dobby dyed the pillowcase and called it a day.

  • @grimflwr
    @grimflwr 4 роки тому +44

    i swear i just manifested this video into my subscription box

  • @Aleachan999
    @Aleachan999 4 роки тому +45

    Nobody:
    Luke: dark black

  • @jamielandis4606
    @jamielandis4606 4 роки тому +17

    Finally! An Iris Van Herpen. She is so talented.

  • @udasgupta601
    @udasgupta601 4 роки тому +331

    Two things I didn't like about Gwyneth Paltrow's look:
    • The awkward gap between the bralette and waist line of the dress.
    • The way they accessorized her.

    • @loveislove2359
      @loveislove2359 4 роки тому +21

      I don't like the necklace

    • @theLatestkraze
      @theLatestkraze 4 роки тому +8

      U Dasgupta I like the gap. But I really agree with the accessories. Yuck

    • @redbird9658
      @redbird9658 4 роки тому +7

      She was showing her bum at the back. Horrible.

    • @maritsia_
      @maritsia_ 4 роки тому +23

      The gap is passable, the goop is unacceptable

    • @theLatestkraze
      @theLatestkraze 4 роки тому

      Aγάπη Τσαμ agreed

  • @nicolekimmey8056
    @nicolekimmey8056 4 роки тому +56

    for a HOT second, I thought Luke was going to say he LIKED the Dior look on Charlize Theron...

  • @liviasundberg
    @liviasundberg 4 роки тому +16

    “She dressed good for a tree I guess” 💀😂

  • @RoberCav1
    @RoberCav1 4 роки тому +7

    "Now that I can see through the trickery" 2020 mood

  • @AlexisKamille
    @AlexisKamille 4 роки тому +37

    "kinda ugly but its Prada so its on brand" LOLLLLL

  • @annarose932
    @annarose932 4 роки тому +37

    I would love it if Luke was able to do a close up of the photo to show the garment more, to point out the item and to talk about it in more depth.

  • @emilytallent9677
    @emilytallent9677 4 роки тому +5

    37:26 when your poptart wrapper grows human limbs and a head , becomes sentient and crashes the red carpet

  • @natashalilliman7986
    @natashalilliman7986 4 роки тому +14

    Luke: I feel like this is going to be a grand old year!
    Me: *cries in COVID*

  • @juliettedemaso7588
    @juliettedemaso7588 4 роки тому +98

    Poor Charlize’s gown looks like Slimer from Ghostbusters crashed into Madonna circa 1989.

  • @MakeupbyGabby101
    @MakeupbyGabby101 4 роки тому +382

    Me: oh it’s so cute.
    Luke: i hate it.
    Me: completely agree that dress is trash!

  • @33TVWVL
    @33TVWVL 4 роки тому +9

    He starts climbing an invisible rope whenever he mentions Charlize Theron 😂😂😂

  • @AnnMarieKing
    @AnnMarieKing 4 роки тому +8

    Joey King ... Wow! First truly exciting and fashion-forward look of the night. She is wearing a piece of art and she let it shine with minimal jewelry, makeup and hair.

  • @paigesherlock
    @paigesherlock 4 роки тому +41

    Almost an hour of content? Luke is feeding us well so far in 2020

  • @TheAZElele
    @TheAZElele 4 роки тому +210

    Tell me why the first thing I said when I saw J-Lo was that she looked like a Christmas ornament 🤣🤣🤣.
    Man I was waiting for this video!

  • @sentient.ball.of.stardust
    @sentient.ball.of.stardust 3 роки тому +4

    I know absolutely nothing of fashion, but i have somehow fallen down the Iris Van Herpen rabbit hole, watched some of the shows and the creations are absolutely stunning. I could have never imagined something that beautiful and different. I am in awe.

  • @ashleyfrancis8037
    @ashleyfrancis8037 4 роки тому +15

    As a Mormon, I promise we hate that skirt too.

  • @danic2514
    @danic2514 4 роки тому +276

    I feel like Gwyneth Paltrow’s look would’ve been more flattering on someone with a deeper skin tone

    • @fredstolemysocks2
      @fredstolemysocks2 4 роки тому +37

      Yeah, I didn't like it only because I found the color odd on her and couldn't see past it

    • @c.s.9511
      @c.s.9511 4 роки тому +61

      I felt if it was more of a golden, creme color it would have been absolutely dreamy ...but this...🤢

    • @drouinjohnny9036
      @drouinjohnny9036 4 роки тому +1

      Agree!

    • @danyg3764
      @danyg3764 4 роки тому +25

      I agree and without that necklace IMO

    • @larawatrous4135
      @larawatrous4135 4 роки тому +7

      I also kinda wish the bra had a similar pattern. I felt the sudden solid color was jarring

  • @michaelsnow3
    @michaelsnow3 4 роки тому +150

    I'd like to think JLo's team was smart enough to be channelling her puertorrican roots celebrating 3 Kings Day and that she was a present or something... But let's be honest 🤭

  • @satanlucifer4437
    @satanlucifer4437 3 роки тому +6

    "Welcome to 2020 in Haute le Mode! I'm very excited, I'm very pumped. I feel like this is going to be a grand old year." ...this aged like milk 😂😂😂

  • @MeteoricBurst
    @MeteoricBurst 2 роки тому +1

    Been going through all your videos in reverse chronological order and it's so funny watching the early 2020 ones like this and how oblivious we all were. A grand old year indeed!

  • @VanityMania
    @VanityMania 4 роки тому +119

    The fashion of these award shows has really gone down within the past couple of years. I understand taking risks but a lot of this is just ill designed.

    • @aliciastahl254
      @aliciastahl254 4 роки тому +9

      I think so too, but for the opposite reasons. I feel like designers take too little risks nowadays. Back in the day, hell even only 20 years ago, you could easily pick out designers from the crowds. They used to have such unique styles. Now everything seems to be blending together, and Armani / Dior / Chanel / everything else just...looks the same. And it's starting to become boring.

  • @jadesmith417
    @jadesmith417 4 роки тому +191

    Me: I hate this dress
    Luke: This is superb
    Me: I know right 😍

    • @station12a
      @station12a 4 роки тому +19

      how I felt about the Gwyneth Paltrow look

    • @isalipio
      @isalipio 4 роки тому +9

      @@station12a that was an awful dress

    • @elenagorba9096
      @elenagorba9096 4 роки тому +1

      All the f..... time ...😅

  • @AnotherQueer
    @AnotherQueer 4 роки тому +9

    The bottom of J.Lo’s dress looks like the sheet I used as a base for my actual Halloween dress.

    • @AnotherQueer
      @AnotherQueer 4 роки тому +2

      I made the entire thing by hand, like, on the floor with a needle and thread, and many, many metres of fabric and then, because adhd, I suddenly had only three hours to finish it which I did.

  • @bos-davenport-patterson7648
    @bos-davenport-patterson7648 4 роки тому +5

    “If the slits not gonna slit then un-slit it.”

  • @Pinkg1rl97
    @Pinkg1rl97 4 роки тому +51

    I'm SCREAMING at every single Dior look having that thin ugly little belt omg

  • @SheepasaurusRex
    @SheepasaurusRex 4 роки тому +170

    luke: *goes on about billy porter's femininity*
    luke: *totally ignores the purse, another huge feminine staple*

    • @SheepasaurusRex
      @SheepasaurusRex 4 роки тому +3

      @Hannah Copley ugly or not, it's about billy's fem representation

    • @cooperbt
      @cooperbt 4 роки тому +2

      The thing is, Billy will never be able to top his iconic Christian Siriano look from last year. It was so unexpected and flawless. This white feather and crystal monstrosity looks like a bad loving hands at home craft project. But hey, at least he’s wearing a fu*king boot.

    • @edirl3259
      @edirl3259 4 роки тому

      also its black like the missing bow tie

    • @MRPILL72
      @MRPILL72 4 роки тому +1

      It was honestly an ugly purse tho 🤭

    • @SheepasaurusRex
      @SheepasaurusRex 4 роки тому +2

      ---------the point--------->
      yall

  • @lafemmenat
    @lafemmenat 4 роки тому +34

    Beyoncé’s sleeves look like a Christmas wreath a middle aged woman brought to a Christmas craft sale.

    • @alligatorannalise
      @alligatorannalise 4 роки тому +1

      Nat Bro I thought maybe she was trying to tribute somehow to the Boxing Day letdown haha

  • @TheDarkSideOfYoutub1
    @TheDarkSideOfYoutub1 4 роки тому +4

    Something in me just wants him to approve of every outfit I wear before I go outside lol