On today's episode of cringe confessional Coney said teachers should get payed less, blamed a black man for an insensitive comment about police brutality and admitted he doesn't do shit around the house as a husband. We love our streamer
I mean teachers and faculty should get paid less if you're traumatizing students and punishing them for no discernable reason. WTF are you investigating a love letter? What is your job actually? Why did the crotchety dean punish a student saying a completely innocuous statement with AFTER SCHOOL DETENTION. Like that story is unironically so damn funny until I realized how actually awful the end of it is
honestly, it's never too late to tell someone sorry for a cringe moment. Legit being honest isn't a bad thing. If you say, "sorry I said that, I thought you were very pretty and my dumb guy brain freaked out when you gave me a piece of your cookie and I said something stupid." Worst case, nothing changes and that's it.
Hi, I'm the escaped mental patient guy, I promise you this did happen. The similar clothing thing came from both of them wearing flowery dresses which happened to look incredibly similar to each other and the description my friend gave me was just vague enough that it could reasonably fit both of them. How the hospital patient got that dress I have no god damn idea but I swear on everything I have this did happen to me and it scared the shit out of me
Another thing to realize is that some plenty of mental care facilities and hospitals don’t always require patients actual wear hospital administered clothes. I currently work at a mental health hospital and the floor I’m on allows patients to bring any of their own clothes and wear them, so it’s definitely possible that they just had a similar outfit
As a professional scammer, short & old man, I've got to say- seeing Coney's chat and Coney himself feeling sympathy for that talented kid who developed a whole-ass game legitimately made my heart warm; ESPECIALLY him unironically giving him a shout out. Coney, you maybe be an evil genie, but I love when the good in you is visible. Reminds me of why I put up with your 50 year old ass.
Hey bro, if this is real, I just want to say that story wasn't cringe. You gave the developer the most tepid, nonessential criticism I could possibly imagine. If that kid is going to continue to hone their craft and expand their skillset, they need to be prepared for the fact that not everyone is going to be singing sunshine and rainbows for everything they ever make in their life, and I think you've done a great service by introducing that possibility to them in as gentle a way as possible. Never be ashamed for not liking something, and especially don't be ashamed of saying you don't like a specific aspect of something while simultaneously singing your praises for a separate aspect of that same thing.
The whole "pleasure doing business with you" story is rediculois! My parents wouldnt have been mad at me, theu would have been pissed at the principal for abusing their power / having no sense of humor, and giving a young kid a detention for making a random poop joke lol
You wanna know whats worse? Eddie Murphy made a "police brutality" Joke in Shrek. IT WAS A REFERENCE TO RODNEY KING. Also, the airsoft story isnt cringe at all. That would have been the most fun thing ever. The cops are cringe
I mean you need to be a tad more discreet when walking around in public with fully geared up bells and whistles roleplay with weapons that look indistinguishable from the real thing unless you saw them up close. I bet that shyt would have made an epic YT video too.
When I was 15 I had a crush on a girl, and wanted to tell her that she looked pretty. So I went up to her and said that she looked like a certain celebrity who I also thought looked very pretty, Dawn French... It was then when I found out that Dawn French is not considered pretty by the general populace... The room went cold and there was a 10 second awkward pause before she stammered out asking if I'd just called her fat. And me thinking of how best to explain that's not the conclusion I was aiming her to get.. just started laughing at her... The thought of actually denying it didn't cross my mind.
11:23 This story has to be fake, right? Just some mental hospital patient that happens to be wearing the exact description of your online friend at the mall you're going to meet them up at?
Thank you Coney, my eyes have been opened to the wonders of using my incompetence to my advantage and I will now masterfully finesse my way out of doing anything meaningful with my life. THAT'S MY STREAMER!!!!
the story at 20:04 reminds me of the time i made a tweet about how pastra has some of the lowest standards for good horror content i've ever seen from a horror youtuber (if bendy and the ink machine is your favorite horror game of all time you really need to play more horror games) because my tweets usually average about 50 views, and he replied to it lol
For the mental patient story, a lot of mental hospitals that aren't criminal-level security have loose dress code. Certain restrictions based on suicide/homicide risk, but no uniform.
Proper way to actually mop, known as the “wet/dry method”: Get clean mop bucket with soapy water. Place clean mop into water. Use wet mop to livermlly moisten the floor. Rinse and wring out mop. Use dry mop to absorb dirty water on the floor. Rinse and wring out mop periodically when it becomes saturated with dirty water. Repeat until all dirty water is removed from floor. Coney actually did the first part right but then stopped
There’s no way you can eat beetles for weeks and not realize that one is so fake. You’re telling me for weeks this guy pours what he thinks is cereal and then milk without even looking in the bowl? Then he eats the cereal without looking in the bowl? And I guess none of them moved either as he was eating them because I think it would be pretty obvious if my cereal was moving. Not to mention the taste, i would assume they taste like meat. You are eating cereal, it’s bigger than usual, and it tastes like meat and you don’t even look down at it? FOR A WHOLE WEEK???? Unless none of your senses work there is just no way you can actually be that oblivious.
The poster just threw out "nonverbal autism" but all they had to go on was the name sticker and that the person wasn't speaking. Story could be real but autism might not have been the issue. Also, maybe you were referring to the "hospital" situation, but nonverbal autism is a thing. "High functioning" autism (I know the term is outdated) has always been a thing, but until fairly recently most people who got diagnosed with autism had it to a degree that it was a pretty severe developmental disability. We'll put it this way, I wouldn't have been diagnosed 25 years ago. (Hell, I made it to adulthood before being diagnosed as it was)
When the cringe confessional comes on I become a little slop pig ready to eat up all the teenage awkwardness and disgusting body stories right from farmer Coneys trough
teacher was invested because that kind of thing can be considered bullying. if the student reported it to the teacher and the teacher did nothing and later it becomes a big deal it can go back on the teacher. ntm parents are very eager to sue schools post all the bullying blowback in the 00's
You won't die from drinking too much water. You'll die from drinking too much water WITHOUT pissing. When your body is telling you to do something, you should do it.
On today's episode of cringe confessional Coney said teachers should get payed less, blamed a black man for an insensitive comment about police brutality and admitted he doesn't do shit around the house as a husband. We love our streamer
I mean teachers and faculty should get paid less if you're traumatizing students and punishing them for no discernable reason. WTF are you investigating a love letter? What is your job actually? Why did the crotchety dean punish a student saying a completely innocuous statement with AFTER SCHOOL DETENTION. Like that story is unironically so damn funny until I realized how actually awful the end of it is
He can scramble some eggs though (in the morning)
That's MY streamer
@@Herecomesdatboi12 No other time of the day, after breakfast he gets donowalled
Coney is the average 30-something year old white male Marylander
"Pleasure doing business with you" is amazing. This story will stay within my heart until I die.
I'm going to use that next time i end up in that scenario
honestly, it's never too late to tell someone sorry for a cringe moment. Legit being honest isn't a bad thing. If you say, "sorry I said that, I thought you were very pretty and my dumb guy brain freaked out when you gave me a piece of your cookie and I said something stupid." Worst case, nothing changes and that's it.
Do not listen to Cringe Confession while driving.
The Crumbl Cookie story legitimately had me considering if I should drive into oncoming traffic.
The call of the void was really loud that day
Im driving to pick up some Crumbl. Should I be afraid?
Hi, I'm the escaped mental patient guy, I promise you this did happen. The similar clothing thing came from both of them wearing flowery dresses which happened to look incredibly similar to each other and the description my friend gave me was just vague enough that it could reasonably fit both of them. How the hospital patient got that dress I have no god damn idea but I swear on everything I have this did happen to me and it scared the shit out of me
Another thing to realize is that some plenty of mental care facilities and hospitals don’t always require patients actual wear hospital administered clothes. I currently work at a mental health hospital and the floor I’m on allows patients to bring any of their own clothes and wear them, so it’s definitely possible that they just had a similar outfit
Lol I thought you were saying you were the patient at first
@@SmiteKhepringl me too.
coney tried to sell me fent behind a dumpster at smashcon
coney ate my whole family and threw their bones to street dogs
@@kirbosomething dammit coney
coney violently removed my small intestine and played it like a flute at my funeral
@@orthomint typical coney
I love the comment genre of "insert creator here ate my kneecaps and had sex with the concept of death to bear demon children that hunt me endlessly"
As a professional scammer, short & old man, I've got to say- seeing Coney's chat and Coney himself feeling sympathy for that talented kid who developed a whole-ass game legitimately made my heart warm; ESPECIALLY him unironically giving him a shout out. Coney, you maybe be an evil genie, but I love when the good in you is visible.
Reminds me of why I put up with your 50 year old ass.
Ok just remembered Coney is sick here. Which means FUCK THIS SCAMMER HE WAS JUST TOO TIRED TO BE MEAN. OLD SCAMMIN ASS SCAMMED MY EMOTIONS
I'm the one who wrote the pokemon fangame story. The game was Pokemon Bushido by luxdiablo
Hey bro, if this is real, I just want to say that story wasn't cringe. You gave the developer the most tepid, nonessential criticism I could possibly imagine. If that kid is going to continue to hone their craft and expand their skillset, they need to be prepared for the fact that not everyone is going to be singing sunshine and rainbows for everything they ever make in their life, and I think you've done a great service by introducing that possibility to them in as gentle a way as possible.
Never be ashamed for not liking something, and especially don't be ashamed of saying you don't like a specific aspect of something while simultaneously singing your praises for a separate aspect of that same thing.
I am fucking dead over "Pleasure doing business with you." I can't stop crying lmfao.
The Pokemon fan game couldn't have been Dark Rising, that game was made by a Spanish girl actually
Also dark rising came out over a decade ago while the story says the game was just released
What was that fangame?
who is to say that kid wasnt the spanish girl?? 🤔
Honestly that chatter wasn't at fault there. 14 year old kid shouldn't have been on Twitter
@@WaverlyAverlyTRUE
very fun stream despite how short it was, the cookie story is absolutely harrowing
its crazy how social unawareness for one moment literally ruins your life forever
@@cyclone6976 its not life ruining its just baffling, especially when he kept rambling about ways to try and fix it
7:14 I literally had to leave the video. This man is BEYOND cooked.
That story is probably one of the most pure distilled doses of cringe I’ve ever seen on this show
I'm with you brother, I had to pause and think about life for a moment
The whole "pleasure doing business with you" story is rediculois! My parents wouldnt have been mad at me, theu would have been pissed at the principal for abusing their power / having no sense of humor, and giving a young kid a detention for making a random poop joke lol
You wanna know whats worse? Eddie Murphy made a "police brutality" Joke in Shrek. IT WAS A REFERENCE TO RODNEY KING. Also, the airsoft story isnt cringe at all. That would have been the most fun thing ever. The cops are cringe
I mean you need to be a tad more discreet when walking around in public with fully geared up bells and whistles roleplay with weapons that look indistinguishable from the real thing unless you saw them up close. I bet that shyt would have made an epic YT video too.
In Kansas too, who knew they were so on top of things there
Less than one minute in and theres already an attempted crime, that must be a record
as a teacher, I kind of get it.
I mean i wouldn't go as far as this teacher did but the drama of teenagers is fun to listen to what can I say.
4th grade is for 10 year olds.
That's extremely creepy dude
18:45 To be fair they were definitely committing police brutality on Donkey
22:10 this turned from Counter Strike to Metal Gear Solid VERY FAST
I love watching cringe confesional when I should be writing cringe poetry for English homework
When I was 15 I had a crush on a girl, and wanted to tell her that she looked pretty. So I went up to her and said that she looked like a certain celebrity who I also thought looked very pretty, Dawn French... It was then when I found out that Dawn French is not considered pretty by the general populace... The room went cold and there was a 10 second awkward pause before she stammered out asking if I'd just called her fat.
And me thinking of how best to explain that's not the conclusion I was aiming her to get.. just started laughing at her... The thought of actually denying it didn't cross my mind.
"Before it was fanfics but now you can make entire games"
Coney, the first fan-made Super Mario Bros. ROM Hack is older than Super Mario Bros. 3
11:23 This story has to be fake, right?
Just some mental hospital patient that happens to be wearing the exact description of your online friend at the mall you're going to meet them up at?
@@DoMorrMusic and it was streamed a week ago.
People keep on forgetting he streams all of these videos he makes with a few exceptions
@@DoMorrMusic fax tf
@@DoMorrMusic by... skimming the video and looking for a specific story?
Mental hospital patients can wear what ever they want. They’re not all in straitjackets
Escaped from a hospital is probably incorrect - more likely they were just released
20:50 Imagine what this guy confessing thinks about YIIK…
as the person who wrote the confession, YIIK is peak
LET’S GOOOOOO I JUST BINGED ALL OF THESE AND NEEDED A NEW ONE
Listening to the beetle cereal story while also eating cereal has my stomach feeling certain ways..
The escaped patient one is WILD, holy shit
I was going to go to bed at a reasonable time today but then this released. Thanks coney :)
I’m pretty sure the story at 4:31 is from my sister
The mopping story was me!!! I submitted it so long ago I forgot I even did that lmao
Thank you Coney, my eyes have been opened to the wonders of using my incompetence to my advantage and I will now masterfully finesse my way out of doing anything meaningful with my life.
THAT'S MY STREAMER!!!!
the story at 20:04 reminds me of the time i made a tweet about how pastra has some of the lowest standards for good horror content i've ever seen from a horror youtuber (if bendy and the ink machine is your favorite horror game of all time you really need to play more horror games) because my tweets usually average about 50 views, and he replied to it lol
What did he say?
@@why2k87 he said something along the lines of "heh yeah what a coward" and ratioed me
"POLICE BRUTALITY!"
i didnt like this video dont watch it
sure thing
I am currently being deprived of oxygen as I watch.
LMAOOOOO
Did they make fun of your story?
I almost watched this video, but thanks to your comment, I managed to stop it. Thank you
I need Coney's editor to list the music they use in these vids
7:30 that joke was so cringe, thunder rolled in my area to break the awkwardness
I got e-covid from the FGC video. Thanks Coney.
For the mental patient story, a lot of mental hospitals that aren't criminal-level security have loose dress code. Certain restrictions based on suicide/homicide risk, but no uniform.
I need all the music in this video
about the person who escaped from the hospital, psych ward patients can wear whatever they want as long as they or a loved one brings it in.
Proper way to actually mop, known as the “wet/dry method”:
Get clean mop bucket with soapy water. Place clean mop into water. Use wet mop to livermlly moisten the floor. Rinse and wring out mop. Use dry mop to absorb dirty water on the floor. Rinse and wring out mop periodically when it becomes saturated with dirty water. Repeat until all dirty water is removed from floor.
Coney actually did the first part right but then stopped
Thanks!
I gotta get the Aussie Snuggie
I sorta recognized it as an Oodie but didn't know it was a local thing, that's cool!
There’s no way you can eat beetles for weeks and not realize that one is so fake. You’re telling me for weeks this guy pours what he thinks is cereal and then milk without even looking in the bowl? Then he eats the cereal without looking in the bowl? And I guess none of them moved either as he was eating them because I think it would be pretty obvious if my cereal was moving. Not to mention the taste, i would assume they taste like meat. You are eating cereal, it’s bigger than usual, and it tastes like meat and you don’t even look down at it? FOR A WHOLE WEEK???? Unless none of your senses work there is just no way you can actually be that oblivious.
Bro I NEED TWO of these a month
Bro I literally started rewatching cringe confessional today let’s gooo.
main channel cringe confessional that was streamed recently? this videos gotta be a banger ‼️
My favorite movie series on UA-cam!
Funny, I predicted the outcome of that Disney story cause I just did a double take at the janitor door while fatigued
20:35 Tomska's law back at it again
Noted.
coney is fav stremer and utuber
Maybe today will be the day coney reads my confession. I swear it’s so good
JAZZ PLAYLIST WHERE?????
What song is this in the background?
Best series
bro the online friend one HAS to be fake that is not how autism works 😭
The real cringe was submitting that story
The poster just threw out "nonverbal autism" but all they had to go on was the name sticker and that the person wasn't speaking. Story could be real but autism might not have been the issue.
Also, maybe you were referring to the "hospital" situation, but nonverbal autism is a thing. "High functioning" autism (I know the term is outdated) has always been a thing, but until fairly recently most people who got diagnosed with autism had it to a degree that it was a pretty severe developmental disability.
We'll put it this way, I wouldn't have been diagnosed 25 years ago. (Hell, I made it to adulthood before being diagnosed as it was)
@@jamielockdown I know. I am autistic.
im sorry did coney just call an oodie and oooodie????
theres no fucking way Coney doesnt know how to fucking MOP.....
@ around 9:26 my autism activated, I’d recognize that Yakuza bar background music anywhere!! :D
This is the one where he reads my story
Fuck
@@SsjkidsSaveCosmo08 are you M
When the cringe confessional comes on I become a little slop pig ready to eat up all the teenage awkwardness and disgusting body stories right from farmer Coneys trough
I’ll never forget the time Daniel got caught jorking it in biology three times to completion (unrelated to episode but it was good)
because of this video i will die of blood loss
18:22 how did he hear height of BLM movement and think 2016, Coney might actually be going senile
Why is Coney just Roderick from diary of a wimpy kid
Ive been putting off submitting bc i figured i would be dead before my story got read
I submitted a while ago but it honestly didn't take too long. It was the mop story this episode!!!
How could Coney give us covid through the video!?! Aren't we best friends?
teacher was invested because that kind of thing can be considered bullying. if the student reported it to the teacher and the teacher did nothing and later it becomes a big deal it can go back on the teacher. ntm parents are very eager to sue schools post all the bullying blowback in the 00's
the Pokemon game cant be dark rising cos i watched people play that like 10 years ago, so it must be a different rom hack/ fan game
Watching this video with covid rn
You won't die from drinking too much water. You'll die from drinking too much water WITHOUT pissing. When your body is telling you to do something, you should do it.
3:05 should have sued honestly
Not the fucking PLEASURE QUARTER SONG ON A FUCKING SCHOOL SHOOTER STORY
I never watch these cringe confessionals
Just submitted a confessional. I'm doing my part boss🫡
I remember watching this live, it changed my life forever.
No views in 10 seconds, this will pop off on trending……
The thumbnail kinda tough. Looks like an album cover
no way you open up the fucking Trauma Center OST lmao
Been listening to this shit lately
I liked this video. Don't watch it.
I loved this video, watch it
Ok pleasure doing business with you is a goated bit tho lets be honest
Wooo!! New video :)
I got a lucky charms ad
CRINGE CONFESSIONAL YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i didn't watch any of your videos for multiple weeks and i still got covid
Hi Coney
Even with covid Coney is a content machine
YES!
Sorry Coney I got covid 2 weeks ago you must have got it from me
Hi dad
Finally, good content is back on the menu
grAAade!
I liked this video, watch it
I enjoyed the video greatly
Uploaded 1 minute ago.
That 18 year old's original mistake is going to church
Is this the origin of the arlo weird al channel?
FELLAS
What if all these stories are from the same ultra cringe person?
You're like the Chael Sonnen of the Smash Bros community. Look and act the part, too.
I love these but man do the titles make me wanna skip 'em