Zeus didn't realize that Loki writing Thor's lines would have ruined him FASTER. Loki put the entire pantheon on blast in a Flyte, their culture's poetry battles. He's a rap god, quite literally.
yeah Zeus started with a killer blow ad just kept going. at the GDP line my jaw dropped completely and then "make like your daddy and swallow my babies" and i thought "stop Thor he´s dead already"
That is a savage line, but it’s not as effective in this battle for me because It’s such a modern concept and really has no relation to Zeus. If we were to look at their countries when both pantheons were more actively worshipped, it would be a different story. For me, the actual attacks by Thor on Zeus’ mythology were much better. The shape shifting rapist line sealed it for me out of the gate. The incest jabs and Cronus reference solidified it for me.
@@justoxin1902 Hey dingus, this comment was left over a month ago, I wrote it without thinking too much. Guess you've never made a mistake in your life? God damn.
@@loth-wolf2595 ummm and I'm just seeing it a month after you wrote it.. are we just pointing out the obvious? Oh it was a mistake and not thought out well? There's a delete button. OH! You meant you thought you put a smart comment til you got called on it? Gotcha.
Finally a youtuber that gets the references, thank heaven xD Hmm if you want like a fandom one you might easily understand do Superman vs. Goku. If you want a history filled one that might with lots of references hmmm Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe, or Rasputin vs. Stalin OR Alexander the Great vs. Ivan the Terrible. I love your reactions, keep up!!
This was great. I'm dropping this comment to add one more point for Thor's win. There is a line early on that is easy to miss, "Valhalla-atcha ya boy and we'll flyte it out...". The flyte referred to in that line is about the ancient Norse tradition of flyting which was a ritual of poetic exchange of insults. Sound familiar? The Norse flyting was basically the birth of rap battling. No wonder Thor won. He's been battling longer than anybody. More info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyting
oh i don't know the Laconic phrase of the Spartans might have something to say about that. As they though a well-phrased insult was just as much a weapon as any sword
@Cactus Jack yeah the vikings came from some of the coldest and most infertile places from Europe so such conditions made them really big, intimidating and strong since they had to raid foreign lands to get all the goods they didn't had back in their homelands... but when they finally managed to conquer England their dynasty didn't last shit due to how messy Knut's descendants were. Also, don't underestimate celtics and germans.
I'm so glad one of these reactors knows the background of the Greek mythology references :) Zeus's father was Cronus. Thor decimated Zeus in this battle. Zeus had some good lines, but none were as savage as Thor's, and his talk about Greeks building the bedrock of democracy really wasn't attacking Thor directly anyway.
Yea, that was just a flex from Zeus. But Thor answered that with a flex of his own: "Keep your philosophers, I'll sail with the conquerors. For thousands of kilometers discovering the continents!"
@@ieruza That was a badass flow too. Zeus did have a decent flow, but fell way short on the actual disses... "I bet Loki wrote your lines!" ...Really Zeus? Gotta come harder than that if you wanna win 😅
You’re the first UA-camr I’ve seen that reviews these erb videos and actually understands why most of the lyrics make sense and are genius. Great job. I’m a subscriber now
It was actually Zeus's mother Rhea not Gaia that saved Zeus from being swallowed. She gave Chronos a rock to eat instead of baby Zeus. Kronos and Rhea were Titans and the parents of most of the Greek gods and goddesses. Gaia was a Primordial and was the mother of Kronos. Great that you actually knew most of the mythology tho most reactions don't. The only line you missed that I saw was Thor saying they would Flyte it out. Flyte was an ancient from of barb and insult trading in Norse culture. The funny thing about that is that Zeus said Loki must have written his lines and Loki was according to legend one of the best at flyting. Great reaction tho keep it up!
Technically it was Cronos or Kronos. I only mention it cause the primordial of time was Chronos, and Kronos was the titan of time. Cause the Greeks were lazy i guess
I liked Zeus's line, "I'll put your crossdressing neck in a noose" - there was one myth where Loki talked Thor into dressing as a woman to sneak into an enemy fortress, basically to humiliate him, but then Thor proceeds to kick all kinds of ass while wearing a dress and wig. They do really good research at ERB.
Um the actual story is that a jotun stole thors hammer And the Jotun Wanted the sun and the moon and Freya as his bride Freya was not up for getting married to this guy so far so loki Convinced thor to dress up as Freya and basically pretend to be the Bride until he had the hammer in his hand. It was not to humiliate him. It was to get his hammer back And one thor finally had the hammer back in his hand he killed the dude and all the other jotuns attending the wedding
As a man whom has studied both mythologys I love all the facts they put into this and its nice to see someone who knows at least one side then some whom only focus on the rap with no idea what it all means
Thor is from the Nordic mythology and the faith in the Nordic mythology is called ASA believers, the starting in the Viking era and Many Nordic people is today ASA believer,. Many Danish soldiers is ASA believer, as well, And when we die in the battlefield we are walking to Valhalla With our brothers and sister in Arm To celebrate our Day of death. 🇩🇰 Ret. Corporal Recon infantry
Strange no one points out the one solid hit Zeus got with cross-dressing where Thor had to put on his sister's bridal gown to get Mjolnir back. After Thor's first line though, this fight was over. Oh and I just realized that the last line was a mic-drop as Thor told Zeus he was now dead.
This reaction earned you a sub buddy you reacted to all the bars that needed a reaction and I knew you would have to vote thor! He was a savage from beginning to end!! All of Zeus's verses was hard asf fuck .. but thor was downright disrespectful with each word!! Good stuff bro!!
A quote from the Percy Jackson musical: "Hey, Chiron, who's your dad?" "Oh, well... My father was Chronos. Remember my lecture; He ate his children." *DUN* ... "Chiron wins. ... Yeah, his dad is definitely the worse."
This is the first reaction to this battle which I have seen in which the reactor actually catches up on Zeus calling Thor a cross-dresser. In case nobody has explained that yet, this comes from an old norse poem called the "Thrmyskvida" or the poem of Thrym in english in which the giant king Thrym steals Thors hammer Mjöllnir. After Thor realized it he sent Loki to Thrym to bargain for the hammer tho Thrym wanted to marry the aesir goddess Freya in exchange for Mjöllnir which she obviously wasnt heaving so the aesir gods went into council and Odin decided that Thor had to dress up as Freya and go himself to regain Mjöllnir.
2:20 Not crossdressing, Crossdressing NECK. The Thors hammer necklace is the most common necklace worn in Scandinavia to this day :] As a Swede I've have atleast 5 or 6 different ones through the years.
gruu The crossdressing was a reference to the mythologic story where Thor dressed up as Freya. Laufi, king of the Frost Giants, had stolen Thor’s hammer and promised to return it, only if Freya (Thor’s sister iirc) would dine with him, I just realized I might only know the PG version. So Thor dressed up as Freya and went to “seduce” the giant.
@@Aquila009 I know that story well. Didn't you mean the Giant Trym? He wanted to marry Freja that's why he stole it, to use it as a ransom. if he said just "crossdresser" I'd think that too, but since he added neck the emphasis was most likely on the Mjölnir necklace. Could be both though, don't know how well versed they are in asatro
| think the eating the babys line was because his father cronos used to eat all of his sons until zeus poseidon and hades killed him Great reaction dude!!
Zeus's father was named Cronos. Not to be confused with the god of time Chronos. And also technically Zeus does control lighting but he isn't called The God Of Lighting. He is called The God Of The Sky.
The cross dressing joke is based on a really funny story. So basically a frost giant managed to steal MJOLNIR and told Odin that he wanted Freya in exchange for getting it back. Freya rightfully said fuck that, so someone, either Loki or Baldur i don't really remember, came up with the idea of dressing Thor up like a woman and telling him its Freya. The giant fell for it and was all "Check it out, I've got Thor's hammer" and Thor proceeded to take his hammer back, beat the shit out of the giant, and go home.
One of the nice lines that Zeus made "Let this sink in, Im about to rain on your parade, itchy trigger finger quicker with the bolts than Usain." not a haymaker but a nice line.
You're one of the reactors knowing their mythology. Than you probably get this: The shapeshifting r@pist ain't strong against this Zeus, because he's simply not bothered by it. Zeus in his first verse said I'm a bull getting b*tches with my swan schlong. So Zeus prides himself on it - referring to transform as a bull & doing it with Europa & as a Swan with Leda.
6:04 If I'm being honest, the meme a long while back about Dom from gears of war, dropping the hammer, has more of an effect on me than Thor. Yet with this ERB? I may have seen it a while ago, like when I was in my history class, as a sixteen year old, but... I understand why the Scandinavians would be afraid of Thor dropping the hammer on his enemies.
The religion is called "Nordic mythology" Those who profess this religion are called the Asa faiths, and emerged during the Viking Age, many soldiers believe in the Nordic mythology, the As Danes, ex soldier and liver og in Denmark (which is a Nordic country), yes so I also believe in them Nordic mythology. Ps LEGO (which is used to make this edition of the ERB battle) is Danish Company and therefore it has roots in Nordic mythology, so it ties an extra loop to this battle.
I like the cross dressing reference. For people who don’t know Thor lost his hammer to a ice giant and the giant demanded that if Thor wanted his hammer back freya(I think) would have to marry him. She said no so Thor dressed as a girl ,since the giant had extremely poor eyesight, and married him then killed him to get his hammer.
Thor called him a shape shifting rapist in retort to his comment to Zeus saying "Getting bitches with my Swan Schlong" because Zeus transformed into a Swan and raped Leda in this form.
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Zeus didn't realize that Loki writing Thor's lines would have ruined him FASTER. Loki put the entire pantheon on blast in a Flyte, their culture's poetry battles. He's a rap god, quite literally.
Loki "Rap God" 😋
Right!!!!! He had all the gods cowering just by talking. Loki wouldn’t have even needed a second verse.
And now my boy Loki bought to kill his entire pantheon for his angry spartan father.
@@ItsTheBocchiInShadowyee
So Loki IS the god of fire . The god of pranks . And also the rapgod
LOL not alot of people understand how devastating that Greece's GDP line actually is. This was no contest. From Bar 1 Thor had this battle.
Glad I’m not the only one that got the gdp line
That GDP line gave me many jokes to make. Gotta love ERB XD
Plus, on the other end the Nodic countries, Thor's land, is among the top places to live
yeah Zeus started with a killer blow ad just kept going. at the GDP line my jaw dropped completely and then "make like your daddy and swallow my babies" and i thought "stop Thor he´s dead already"
That is a savage line, but it’s not as effective in this battle for me because It’s such a modern concept and really has no relation to Zeus. If we were to look at their countries when both pantheons were more actively worshipped, it would be a different story.
For me, the actual attacks by Thor on Zeus’ mythology were much better. The shape shifting rapist line sealed it for me out of the gate. The incest jabs and Cronus reference solidified it for me.
So many people go into this battle not realizing it's Norse Thor and not MCU Thor lol, awesome to see someone who understood the references!
They do reference the MCU THor ... with the Natalie Portman line
Everyone remembers all those norse legends about Thor nailing natalie portman of course, not to mention that loki is clearly mcu/comic book
Lol what? Its just Thor. Both Norse and MCU Thor since they're practically the same, besides the avengers BS. So what are you going on about? 🤣
@@justoxin1902 Hey dingus, this comment was left over a month ago, I wrote it without thinking too much. Guess you've never made a mistake in your life? God damn.
@@loth-wolf2595 ummm and I'm just seeing it a month after you wrote it.. are we just pointing out the obvious? Oh it was a mistake and not thought out well? There's a delete button. OH! You meant you thought you put a smart comment til you got called on it? Gotcha.
Zeus: I bring the storm.
Thor: I am The Storm!
Thor: Thanks for the ride.
@@Mystravian lmao
Finally a youtuber that gets the references, thank heaven xD
Hmm if you want like a fandom one you might easily understand do Superman vs. Goku.
If you want a history filled one that might with lots of references hmmm Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe, or Rasputin vs. Stalin OR Alexander the Great vs. Ivan the Terrible.
I love your reactions, keep up!!
there is a wikia explaining the lyrics
epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/Zeus_vs_Thor/Rap_Meanings
One of my favorite historic ones is Andrew Johnson vs Frederick Douglass
FINALLY someone who understands the GDP line
@@swordsmancs ... you mean Thomas Jefferson?
Watch RenegadesReact. they get the references too!lol just look at how they react to the bars!
This was great. I'm dropping this comment to add one more point for Thor's win. There is a line early on that is easy to miss, "Valhalla-atcha ya boy and we'll flyte it out...". The flyte referred to in that line is about the ancient Norse tradition of flyting which was a ritual of poetic exchange of insults. Sound familiar? The Norse flyting was basically the birth of rap battling. No wonder Thor won. He's been battling longer than anybody.
More info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyting
Loki was supposedly really good at it. You would think.
oh i don't know the Laconic phrase of the Spartans might have something to say about that. As they though a well-phrased insult was just as much a weapon as any sword
@@lordomacron3719 When there's no war to be had so the spartans go to battle lyrically
@@lordomacron3719 Even though the vikings came far before the spartans?
Also he mentions vahalla, which is where le nooblets that died honorably in battle go. suggesting he's going to murk zeus.
Got that computer screen glare in your glasses like an anime character.
“You shapeshifting rap*st”
When I tell you I *WHEEZED*
The Norse invented rap battles, aka Flyting, Thor couldnt lose
@Cactus Jack yeah the vikings came from some of the coldest and most infertile places from Europe so such conditions made them really big, intimidating and strong since they had to raid foreign lands to get all the goods they didn't had back in their homelands... but when they finally managed to conquer England their dynasty didn't last shit due to how messy Knut's descendants were. Also, don't underestimate celtics and germans.
FACTS
Not many people know that. Kudos
I'm so glad one of these reactors knows the background of the Greek mythology references :)
Zeus's father was Cronus. Thor decimated Zeus in this battle. Zeus had some good lines, but none were as savage as Thor's, and his talk about Greeks building the bedrock of democracy really wasn't attacking Thor directly anyway.
Yeah that just sounded defensive he needed to go on the offense
I wanted Zeus to win but he didn’t come with the disses
Yea, that was just a flex from Zeus. But Thor answered that with a flex of his own: "Keep your philosophers, I'll sail with the conquerors. For thousands of kilometers discovering the continents!"
@@ieruza That was a badass flow too. Zeus did have a decent flow, but fell way short on the actual disses... "I bet Loki wrote your lines!" ...Really Zeus? Gotta come harder than that if you wanna win 😅
Not to mention that the Greek Philosophers were pretty dismissive of Greek Mythology anyway. Zeus had nothing here.
Thor doesn't get nice, he gets Norse
NORSE
White Void Valhalla at ya boy
But keep your Asgard up
You toung kiss your sister
I'm the thunder down under
Nailing natale portman
This is easily the best back and forth battle throughout the entire series. But thor definitely drops the bombs and takes the cake.
Austin Smith I think this is a close second to Churchill vs Roosevelt
Word the only one that was one sided when you actuallly listen 👂 but just hearing them this there best one ... flow delivery all that
Zeus may have had haymakers
But Thor brought down the hammer 🔨
Nazo- kage literally
@@NOTLKU86 thatsthejoke.gif
You’re the first UA-camr I’ve seen that reviews these erb videos and actually understands why most of the lyrics make sense and are genius. Great job. I’m a subscriber now
Zeus actually brought up his shape-shifting exploits first with the "I'm a bull gettin' b*tches with my swan schlong" line.
Zues-haymakers, uppercuts, jabs
Thor-haymakers, uppercuts, jabs and multiple knock out blows lol
i see you too are a matthews fam viewer
@@AksentNethariaFilm yes lol
So am I. Good job you all
Fuck a knock out blow. Thor pulled out the strap and shot him while he was unconscious just to be safe
@@tcole2475 for some reason i thought this comment was gonna go in a much wierder way after the word "strap"... XD
It was actually Zeus's mother Rhea not Gaia that saved Zeus from being swallowed. She gave Chronos a rock to eat instead of baby Zeus. Kronos and Rhea were Titans and the parents of most of the Greek gods and goddesses. Gaia was a Primordial and was the mother of Kronos. Great that you actually knew most of the mythology tho most reactions don't. The only line you missed that I saw was Thor saying they would Flyte it out. Flyte was an ancient from of barb and insult trading in Norse culture. The funny thing about that is that Zeus said Loki must have written his lines and Loki was according to legend one of the best at flyting. Great reaction tho keep it up!
Technically it was Cronos or Kronos. I only mention it cause the primordial of time was Chronos, and Kronos was the titan of time. Cause the Greeks were lazy i guess
The only thing missed was the Thor crossing dressing line
@@ericlahey7051 Kronos. There are no Cs in Greek. I believe the only difference of any of that is from translations. Could be wrong though
He missed the bit about exploring new continents too
Your reactions to the GDP line and the "swallow the babies' line besides the obvious joke make this whole video worth it.
I liked Zeus's line, "I'll put your crossdressing neck in a noose" - there was one myth where Loki talked Thor into dressing as a woman to sneak into an enemy fortress, basically to humiliate him, but then Thor proceeds to kick all kinds of ass while wearing a dress and wig. They do really good research at ERB.
Um the actual story is that a jotun stole thors hammer And the Jotun Wanted the sun and the moon and Freya as his bride Freya was not up for getting married to this guy so far so loki Convinced thor to dress up as Freya and basically pretend to be the Bride until he had the hammer in his hand. It was not to humiliate him. It was to get his hammer back And one thor finally had the hammer back in his hand he killed the dude and all the other jotuns attending the wedding
As a man whom has studied both mythologys I love all the facts they put into this and its nice to see someone who knows at least one side then some whom only focus on the rap with no idea what it all means
2min 50secs in you know more about this then ANY other reactor gg broseidon you're lord of the brocean - subbed
Forget about a haymaker, Zeus literally took Mjolnir to the face because of how damn savage Thor's style was XD
Yo! I've been watching reactions to this one and I am SO FREAKING HAPPY that someone finally gets the references!!!
dude all respect keep up the work you killing it out here
Thor is from the Nordic mythology and the faith in the Nordic mythology is called ASA believers,
the starting in the Viking era
and Many Nordic people is today ASA believer,.
Many Danish soldiers is ASA believer, as well, And when we die in the battlefield we are walking to Valhalla With our brothers and sister in Arm
To celebrate our Day of death.
🇩🇰 Ret. Corporal
Recon infantry
Aren't most neopagans just LARPing neonazis?
@@prestonjones1653 no...
Why Christianity folk? You are Norse.. Embrace it..
Similar to our hinduism... In way of thinking Atleast
Thor: Drops first line
MDG: *Pauses Video* :o
This whole battle I was just like "Thor wtf man....that's just too hard"....damn...that was just evil.
1st bar gave it to Thor. Being called a rapist and not retorting is an automatic loss. Zeus holding the L after that and the GDP line.
"I will drop you like Greece's GDP"
-Thor
When he said we’ll flyte it out flyting is bassicly viking rap battles
Wait high lighted
Strange no one points out the one solid hit Zeus got with cross-dressing where Thor had to put on his sister's bridal gown to get Mjolnir back. After Thor's first line though, this fight was over. Oh and I just realized that the last line was a mic-drop as Thor told Zeus he was now dead.
7:53
When MDG Entertainment Watches A Real Life Rap Battle And Realizes he cant pause it on the bars
Great reaction and a easy win for Thor even though Zeus had good lines.
2:37 WTF WAS THAT MOVEMENT AND THE SMILE AFTERWARD
(Edit) 8:08 *deathstare.mp4 intensifies*
😂
Thank you for knowing your stuff. Alot of youtubers don't understand it.
Thor murdered Zeus with his first line. The rest was just overkill. 😂🤣
Thor killed it. Zeus put up a good fight but Thor's bars were hotter.
That 2:35 reaction ... I've watched this on loop for days!
Congrats on understanding the references.
It’s so nice to see someone who has in-depth knowledge with topics like this rap.
Especially how crazy the Greek gods pantheon worked.
2:38-2:42
When she tell you get up and lock the door
Zeus came to a rap battle, Thor came to wage war.
Knowledge of Greek and Norse mythology makes this battle so much better!
This reaction earned you a sub buddy you reacted to all the bars that needed a reaction and I knew you would have to vote thor! He was a savage from beginning to end!! All of Zeus's verses was hard asf fuck .. but thor was downright disrespectful with each word!! Good stuff bro!!
THANK YOU FOR KNOWING THE REFERENCES!!!!!
A quote from the Percy Jackson musical:
"Hey, Chiron, who's your dad?"
"Oh, well...
My father was Chronos.
Remember my lecture; He ate his children." *DUN*
... "Chiron wins. ... Yeah, his dad is definitely the worse."
Yet Zeus goes and practically does the same thing with Athena.
@@keithedwards9953 "Oh, things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe."
I mean they keep killing each other.
It was Rhea, Zeus's mother, that hid Zeus from Kronos, not Gaia.
It was both of them actually. Gaia helped Rhea hide Zeus until he was fully grown.
Wow glad i found this vid, probably the first reactor to catch most of those body blows. Zeus put up a great fight but Thor had multiple body blows!
This is the first reaction to this battle which I have seen in which the reactor actually catches up on Zeus calling Thor a cross-dresser. In case nobody has explained that yet, this comes from an old norse poem called the "Thrmyskvida" or the poem of Thrym in english in which the giant king Thrym steals Thors hammer Mjöllnir. After Thor realized it he sent Loki to Thrym to bargain for the hammer tho Thrym wanted to marry the aesir goddess Freya in exchange for Mjöllnir which she obviously wasnt heaving so the aesir gods went into council and Odin decided that Thor had to dress up as Freya and go himself to regain Mjöllnir.
Thank you
A lot of people never get the Thor cross dressing reference, “You gotta know your Norse mythology.”
Thor sounded suspect when he said swallow his babies
Honestly every now and again I rewatch a few reactions to this specific battle just to see people’s response to Thor’s very first line.
Love your reactions c:
This is the 3rd or 4th time I'm gonna watch this video your reaction is so funny
God, finally someone actually get references in the erb
Nice to see someone getting the references.
I love that you actually know your Greek mythology.
2:20
Not crossdressing, Crossdressing NECK. The Thors hammer necklace is the most common necklace worn in Scandinavia to this day :]
As a Swede I've have atleast 5 or 6 different ones through the years.
gruu The crossdressing was a reference to the mythologic story where Thor dressed up as Freya. Laufi, king of the Frost Giants, had stolen Thor’s hammer and promised to return it, only if Freya (Thor’s sister iirc) would dine with him, I just realized I might only know the PG version. So Thor dressed up as Freya and went to “seduce” the giant.
@@Aquila009 I know that story well. Didn't you mean the Giant Trym? He wanted to marry Freja that's why he stole it, to use it as a ransom.
if he said just "crossdresser" I'd think that too, but since he added neck the emphasis was most likely on the Mjölnir necklace. Could be both though, don't know how well versed they are in asatro
Your reaction to “Shapeshifting Rapist” was hilarious
I looked it up today... Flyting (and we'll flyte it out) is poetic insulting. The fucking Norse invented battle rapping too
Zeus: I win that rap battle
Thor: good one🤣🤣
Zeus : for real 😎
Thor:😑 In your own sissy dreams
I hate my life
| think the eating the babys line was because his father cronos used to eat all of his sons until zeus poseidon and hades killed him
Great reaction dude!!
So glad someone finally got the references instead of just fakes laughs
Zeus's father was named Cronos. Not to be confused with the god of time Chronos. And also technically Zeus does control lighting but he isn't called The God Of Lighting. He is called The God Of The Sky.
DOPE DOPE channel bruh. Just try to make your camera steady, it's giving me a headache lol
2:40 thats worse than near’s smile you good my guy
I’m the only person in my family who gets the mythology jokes and all my fam is like wUt? Someone who understands
The guy that made the video, ForrestFire101, does a lot of good stop motion Lego videos.
drinking game idea: look at a greek hero's family tree and take a shot every time Zeus shows up.
The cross dressing joke is based on a really funny story. So basically a frost giant managed to steal MJOLNIR and told Odin that he wanted Freya in exchange for getting it back. Freya rightfully said fuck that, so someone, either Loki or Baldur i don't really remember, came up with the idea of dressing Thor up like a woman and telling him its Freya. The giant fell for it and was all "Check it out, I've got Thor's hammer" and Thor proceeded to take his hammer back, beat the shit out of the giant, and go home.
Correction, thor is the god of thunder, that's why when zeus strikes thor always claps back
One of the nice lines that Zeus made "Let this sink in, Im about to rain on your parade, itchy trigger finger quicker with the bolts than Usain." not a haymaker but a nice line.
Thor literally won with his first line, not even close
You're one of the reactors knowing their mythology. Than you probably get this:
The shapeshifting r@pist ain't strong against this Zeus, because he's simply not bothered by it. Zeus in his first verse said I'm a bull getting b*tches with my swan schlong.
So Zeus prides himself on it - referring to transform as a bull & doing it with Europa & as a Swan with Leda.
Try Einstein vs Hawking, Albert got bars.
6:04 If I'm being honest, the meme a long while back about Dom from gears of war, dropping the hammer, has more of an effect on me than Thor. Yet with this ERB? I may have seen it a while ago, like when I was in my history class, as a sixteen year old, but... I understand why the Scandinavians would be afraid of Thor dropping the hammer on his enemies.
LMFAO at you explaining the same shirt thing. Mofos would be wondering.
My favorite Greek god is Hades. Dude was chill.
Loki I mean Thor win
That bar about kronous really killed it
"Allow Thor to retort you shape shifting rapist" and with that Thor killed Zeus in his first bar
The line from Zeus about Usain Bolt was good, but Thor definitely got this one.
Oh trust me that story about him transforming into an eagle is probably the least offensive one there is
Wasn't it a swan?
No it was an eagle because that’s his symbol
Lol pausing at the most unconventional times, I still fw the video tho 👏🏾
I love the way you say thor 😂
ayo that fairy tail poster in the back looking fire
Zeus's father was Kronos in Greek and Saturn in Latin.
Thor didnt back up one step he waded into that throwing body blows.
⚡Thor brought the Thunder⚡
That makes sense... Lol I enjoy the anime reppin round here most people hide it
The religion is called "Nordic mythology" Those who profess this religion are called the Asa faiths, and emerged during the Viking Age, many soldiers believe in the Nordic mythology, the As Danes, ex soldier and liver og in Denmark (which is a Nordic country), yes so I also believe in them Nordic mythology. Ps LEGO (which is used to make this edition of the ERB battle) is Danish Company and therefore it has roots in Nordic mythology, so it ties an extra loop to this battle.
I like the cross dressing reference. For people who don’t know Thor lost his hammer to a ice giant and the giant demanded that if Thor wanted his hammer back freya(I think) would have to marry him. She said no so Thor dressed as a girl ,since the giant had extremely poor eyesight, and married him then killed him to get his hammer.
After wayching this rap battle like a million times I finally get the swallow my babies part, thor had this won from bar one
Also, MC Hammer got struck twice by Grease Lightening....LMAO!
Right with ya bud.
Technicality Athena was the qween of the gods and the goddess of snakes in origin
Poseidon is my favorite Greek God too and the way I look at it besides the most badass of them all
I haven't seen you react to Edgar Allen Poe VS Stephen King. If you haven't done that one, please do that one!!!! And soon!!!!
XD it's a slap of zeus for the start ...THOR Turn OH MY GOD THATS RUDE sparta kick on the FACEEEEE !
Crypt - UA-cam Cypher Vol. 2 has this girl lex and she had a great computer scheme id love to see your reaction to
Shit I damn near expected Thor to shout out Kratos
Thor called him a shape shifting rapist in retort to his comment to Zeus saying "Getting bitches with my Swan Schlong" because Zeus transformed into a Swan and raped Leda in this form.