Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers. Epic Rap Battles of History [Reaction]

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  • @Piratemaster-cu3cn
    @Piratemaster-cu3cn 5 років тому +147

    They're all philosophers, fighting with each other is what they do.

  • @jameswulfgang154
    @jameswulfgang154 5 років тому +423

    Nietzsche dropping that spelling bee line had me dead. lol

    • @megamawile8540
      @megamawile8540 5 років тому +14

      Always has been my favorite line 🔥

    • @Shijin4883
      @Shijin4883 5 років тому +17

      This line is why I can spell his name, lol.

    • @mustardyboi4187
      @mustardyboi4187 5 років тому +10

      Shijin83 S
      I know right? If his name ever was in a spelling Bee that’s how I would remember it lmao.

    • @vijaythasathyanarayanan2486
      @vijaythasathyanarayanan2486 4 роки тому +1

      I laughed the first time I saw it, but it still gets me every time 😂 Nietzsche killed it

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih 4 роки тому +2

      Really it gave me life
      I’ve never not known how to spell his name

  • @gr81disp
    @gr81disp 5 років тому +347

    Let me be Frank, don't start beef with the Frank who hangs with B. Franks giving ladies beef franks!! One of my favorite lines in ALL of ERB. This is my favorite overall battle.

    • @magatsu_man9711
      @magatsu_man9711 5 років тому +30

      Hell yea bro they missed a golden opportunity to squeeze Ben Franklin in the back like nodding or something cause that’s who he means by B. Franks and there’s plenty of stories about how busy he was at parties and brothels in Paris

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 5 років тому +5

      Mine. ''Free speech doesn't mean just keep yapping.''

    • @oxxification
      @oxxification 5 років тому +12

      Zach Sherwin always delivers.

    • @dfiala9890
      @dfiala9890 5 років тому +12

      For me it's the Sherwin's bit:
      "You flubbed the mission
      I'm beating your submissive ass into submission
      Dishin out more disses
      Than letters and pamphlets and plays
      I've been publishin!"
      The flow there fucking slays me

    • @RubberyCat
      @RubberyCat 5 років тому +5

      I think we can agree that Voltaire won, both in flow and bars?

  • @theatheistbrony9332
    @theatheistbrony9332 5 років тому +211

    The funny part of this is how accurate it is. How much of philosophical writing is just philosophers arguing with one another?

    • @iwillruletheworldyay
      @iwillruletheworldyay 5 років тому +21

      nearly all of it

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 5 років тому +19

      87.34% to be exact.

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 5 років тому +3

      TheAtheistBrony pretty much all of it in a sense 🙏

    • @B.Scruby
      @B.Scruby 4 роки тому

      Western Philosophy mostly. Eastern Philosophy is generally more of trying to coexist, rather than shitting on the other guy.

    • @rivalthoughts2061
      @rivalthoughts2061 3 роки тому

      @@B.Scruby Maybe so, but there have to be a few cases of eastern philosophers arguing over certain points. Otherwise that would mean every idea they had went uncontested.

  • @1jidion
    @1jidion 5 років тому +239

    'why did he turn on his boy"? thats suns tzus art of war, thats his thing

    • @alicewilloughby4318
      @alicewilloughby4318 5 років тому +11

      nathan madden, So Sun Tzu was known for getting his enemies to turn on each other?

    • @엘제-k9u
      @엘제-k9u 5 років тому +40

      @@alicewilloughby4318 Exactly. In Art of War, there's this thing called Ban-kan-gye, which means "If your enemy is stronger than you, make them go against each other and weaken them up." That book is pretty much about winning without fighting, something we nowadays call strategy.

    • @jandex4838
      @jandex4838 4 роки тому +19

      It is also a historical reference, since Nietzsche used Socrates as a worthy foe figure to contrast his own philosophical thoughts against.

  • @haha-lj5sq
    @haha-lj5sq 5 років тому +184

    Let me be frank - Voltaire was honest
    Don’t mess with the Frank - Frank is a term for a frenchman. So he’s saying don’t mess with THIS frenchmen.
    Who hangs with B. Franks - Benjamin Franklin
    Giving ladies beef franks! - Voltaire was an infamous womanizer.

    • @erikjohnson3859
      @erikjohnson3859 5 років тому +32

      haha His name was Francois-Marie, The Frank is also a play on his name, it is at least a double entendre.

    • @haha-lj5sq
      @haha-lj5sq 5 років тому +16

      Erik Johnson you are correct I overlooked that.

    • @AliceRoche-ii2ke
      @AliceRoche-ii2ke 5 років тому +2

      What's does 'beef franks' mean?

    • @haha-lj5sq
      @haha-lj5sq 5 років тому +13

      Alice Roche its a euphemism for penis.

    • @JesusRodriguez-rs8jq
      @JesusRodriguez-rs8jq 5 років тому

      Eyyy Jotaro

  • @mr.e5595
    @mr.e5595 5 років тому +103

    I don't think I've come across anybody on UA-cam who caught that "me no third reichy" bar about how Hitler drew inspiration from Nietzsche's philosophy.

    • @matthewbibby8921
      @matthewbibby8921 5 років тому +19

      While you are kinda correct about that I'd just like to clarify that it isn't quite as simple as that - Nietzsche was FIRMLY anti-antisemitic... Y'know, he disagreed with anti-Semitism and never wanted his works to ever be construed in such a way.
      THAT was all because of his sister, who, along with her husband, definitely were. It's them that rebranded his works into what they became the inspiration for.
      Nietzsche definitely didn't agree with any of this on account of the letters he sent to his sister expressing his disappointment over her views on the Jewish population, and I'm pretty sure he also said something along the lines of anti-antisemitism being a disease that needed to be destroyed.
      It also adds context to the first part of what Confucius said "you tried to plan a new German Psyche, but you just grew hate, me no third reichy". It wasn't what he wanted but the legacy of his works is the hate it inspired due to his sister, which is even more hard hitting in that context.
      (Also "me no third reichy" is a joke on stereotypical Chinese English, ie "me no likey".)

    • @alexgutierrez4125
      @alexgutierrez4125 5 років тому +3

      Thanks I learned something new today... so it was a play on words with Chinese English.

    • @matthewbibby8921
      @matthewbibby8921 5 років тому

      @@alexgutierrez4125 yeup

    • @B.Scruby
      @B.Scruby 4 роки тому

      I just finished explaining this part of history out on another comment section before reading this. Lmao.

    • @johnpatrick1647
      @johnpatrick1647 3 роки тому

      @@alexgutierrez4125 Ingrish. 😉

  • @lolikumadesbear1999
    @lolikumadesbear1999 5 років тому +52

    I love the "What is winning?" because it's an erb about philosophy😊

  • @MasterTMO
    @MasterTMO 5 років тому +21

    I can't ever pick a "favorite" ERB, but this one is always in the "top favorites" list. I'm not normally a Laugh Out Loud person (one of the many reasons why I've never considered doing reactions), but they did get a reaction from me with "What Is Winning?", and I loved that the philosophers turned on each other.

  • @zomfies
    @zomfies 5 років тому +75

    Yeah, the Tao/Dao (the Way) is the thing Laozi/Lao Tzu taught about. The Tao of Pooh was a kitschy attempt to present the philosophy to westerners using Pooh characters.

    • @amandaski
      @amandaski 5 років тому

      @Arch Stanton Yes. It's actually pretty great.

    • @xheralt
      @xheralt 5 років тому +1

      The Way, also known as the Eightfold Path, first articulated by Lao Tzu. _"Don't stand in the Path of Lao Tzu..."_ and _"Get out the Way..."_ are underappreciated lines! As I like to say, that was Zen, this is Dao...

  • @stumilesyt
    @stumilesyt 5 років тому +8

    One thing I missed first time around is that the "move bitch" line isn't just a Luda shoutout… "The Way" is Lao Tzu's book! Wish they'd capitalised it in the subs, would've helped people spot it easier!

  • @michelejones4844
    @michelejones4844 5 років тому +29

    You should do a reaction to ERB George Carlin vs Richard Pryor. Battle of the stand up comedians

  • @PowerfulWarbird
    @PowerfulWarbird 5 років тому +23

    Fun fact, this is NicePeter's personal favorite ERB

    • @Mysterion0
      @Mysterion0 5 років тому +12

      It's also Lloyd's favorite. In his top 5 favorite ERB video he said that he can't copy what Peter chose but otherwise it would've been this one.

  • @infectiousimbecility
    @infectiousimbecility 5 років тому +5

    All the epic rap battles are worth checking out. Keep it up these videos are entertaining!

  • @Norsketrutt
    @Norsketrutt 5 років тому +32

    Nietzsche won it for me, that spelling bee line cracks me up every time

  • @mariahh.2748
    @mariahh.2748 5 років тому +11

    Pretty awesome that you recognized the Tao of Pooh line! The book was called “The Tao of Pooh” by Benjamin Hoff and I believe it was supposed to explain Taoism to westerners. Anyway, great reaction! 😄

    • @embran8486
      @embran8486 5 років тому +3

      YES! First reactor catching that! Even the history teacher & Renegades didn't!

  • @Event_Horizon91
    @Event_Horizon91 4 роки тому

    I love watching this guys reaction. They always seem so genuine.

  • @martellian
    @martellian 5 років тому +1

    Couple of bars that usually get slept on in this battle:
    - Sun Tzu I'll be picking apart your Wu with my method, man.
    - You don't wanna to stand in the path of Lao Tzu today, I'll make you move bitch get out the way.
    For the first one there's the obvious Wu Tang Clan, Method Man reference but it goes deeper, Sun Tzu was a general for the kingdom of Wu and Socrates was famous for his Socratic method used to challenge a hypothosis.
    For the second one there's the Ludacris 'move bitch, get out the way' reference, but also Lao Tzu created Daoism, which translates to The Way, so there's a double meaning there as well.

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 5 років тому +7

    I always loved that Franks” line lol.

  • @charleslee8313
    @charleslee8313 5 років тому +10

    "B. Franks" was a reference to Benjamin Franklin, in case you didn't know.

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 2 роки тому +2

    "East Infections." Ouch, that didn't age well. 😖

  • @michelejones4844
    @michelejones4844 5 років тому +8

    First comment WOOT!! I love watching your videos and i love seeing your reactions and comments to videos I love

  • @500murad
    @500murad 5 років тому +14

    I still haven’t seen a youtuber who get’s the line ‘Sun Tzu, I’ll be picking apart your Wu with my Method, man’.
    Like, am I the only one who knows that they’re reffering to the Method Man of the Wu-Tang clan?

    • @B.Scruby
      @B.Scruby 4 роки тому +1

      Because it's not about Method Man. It's about Socrates being the first recorded philosopher to ever document his philosophy that focuses on Man as to Self (individual) and to Nature (his surroundings).
      Though the Method of Man, might have been done by someone else before. It's mostly credited to Socrates.

    • @kostajovanovic3711
      @kostajovanovic3711 4 роки тому

      @@B.Scruby it is both

    • @ashrunzeda4099
      @ashrunzeda4099 4 роки тому +1

      both and it also refers to the socratic method, that's why it's my Method, man.

    • @abrilh578
      @abrilh578 4 роки тому

      Spaz boys comedy actually caught it, I think

  • @Mysterion0
    @Mysterion0 5 років тому +4

    "Let me be frank" - Let me be honest
    "Don't start Beef with the Frank" - His real name was Frank
    "Who hangs with B. Franks" - He hung out with Benjamin Franklin a lot.
    "Giving ladies beef Franks" - Just a sex line.
    The "Guess what, now the sun's out" line was a reference to the sun legitimately being out but also because of his name "Sun Tzu."
    So in conclusion, the announcer wins. And you should react to Winston Churchill Vs. Theodore Roosevelt or Stalin Vs. Rasputin next.

    • @abthedragon4921
      @abthedragon4921 4 роки тому +2

      Oh, I thought Frank was referring to another name for Frenchmen.

  • @williamc6930
    @williamc6930 5 років тому +4

    I love how they all represent their individual philosophies

  • @simonawilson2546
    @simonawilson2546 5 років тому +2

    I knew you would like this one! Its one of my all time favorite! The other best is Alexander the great vs Ivan the Terrible!

  • @JoeyBlazegalov
    @JoeyBlazegalov 5 років тому +4

    MDG: Dont turn on your boy like that!
    Everyone who's seen this: just wait my guy

  • @dfiala9890
    @dfiala9890 5 років тому

    You seem like a chill dude. Only just discovered the ERB reaction community, but I'm def subbing to your channel. Lookin forward to more shit

  • @CatGamer-wc2ij
    @CatGamer-wc2ij 5 років тому

    MDG just keep doing what you do. The haters who claim you imitate someone else forget we are all similar to one another. But you bring many original traits :)

  • @elision8719
    @elision8719 5 років тому +2

    lance armstrong vs. babe ruth is my favorite of all time. you should watch it :)

  • @sam2026
    @sam2026 5 років тому

    Good job catching the Tao Pooh line, I learned something new

  • @dfiala9890
    @dfiala9890 5 років тому +5

    Yo, don't worry about pausing the video, fam! We've all seen the rap, we're here to get your take on it. So if you catch something and wanna comment on it, it even look some shit up, don't sweat it. It's what you're bringin to the table.
    Also, the candid line was a dope double entendre. "Candid" means honest and open, and "Candide" was the title of one of Voltaire's books

  • @rjramsey6538
    @rjramsey6538 5 років тому

    I love the line about method man in this one

  • @liebertjohann8524
    @liebertjohann8524 5 років тому

    I just love how they succeed to give each one his personnality with these lines. That is exactly how i imagine them

  • @TheRichmaster24
    @TheRichmaster24 5 років тому +2

    yeah, Philosphers have a very hard time working with each other

  • @goofygoober779
    @goofygoober779 3 роки тому

    Imma try to recite Voltaire's line from memory
    "Let me be frank don't start beef with the Frank who hangs with B. Franks giving Ladies beef franks."
    That line was real nice.

  • @assassin_5656
    @assassin_5656 4 роки тому +1

    The funny thing is I know off heart how to spell Nietzche from how many times i've watched that video lmao.

  • @igetbltchezzz8342
    @igetbltchezzz8342 5 років тому +1

    You need to do Rasputin VS Stalin the bars on that hit so hard they give you whiplash my boi

  • @embran8486
    @embran8486 5 років тому

    Don't forget the one playing Voltaire is Zach Sherwin. The same dude who did Alexander The Great. A regular on ERB, known for his fast verses & sick flow.

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 5 років тому

      the fastest one is the one who played the second doctor who, shakespeare, and poe.....i forgot his name, but he's crazy fast

  • @LilTimTyrant
    @LilTimTyrant 5 років тому

    “All the philosophers fighting which sounds about right” finally someone understands

  • @seasickviking
    @seasickviking 4 роки тому

    Yes, the Tao Of Pooh is indeed by Benjamin Hoff. The book explains that one of the most popular fictional characters of all time, Winnie The Pooh, also happens to be a perfect embodiment of Taoist principles.

  • @baudilior.1513
    @baudilior.1513 5 років тому +4

    PLZ do Edgar Allan Poe Vs. Stephen King

  • @smittytrash8111
    @smittytrash8111 5 років тому +1

    Please do Lance Armstrong vs. Babe Ruth it has one of the best verses of ERB.

  • @SkinnySticks
    @SkinnySticks 4 роки тому

    Philosopher VS Philosopher VS Philosophers VS Philosopher VS Philosophers VS Philosopher

  • @Leedark3
    @Leedark3 5 років тому

    They turn on each other because philosophers argue like it's their job, because it is.

  • @cortsherman4997
    @cortsherman4997 5 років тому +2

    “Let me be frank, don’t start beef with the Frank who hangs with B. Franks giving ladies beef franks”

  • @RyokoEarth
    @RyokoEarth 5 років тому

    One major line I think you missed Is “sun tzu I’ll be picking apart your wu with my method, man.” Sun tzus original name was Wu, and the Socratic method is what Socrates was know for. And the the other part of the line is the “with my method, man” referencincing the artist that was a part of the Wu tang clan. Its actually pretty fire when you Learn about it but I only know because I’ve seen explanation vids for erb

  • @vinnie666
    @vinnie666 5 років тому +5

    let me be frank- dont start beef with the frank who hangs with b. franks giving ladies beef franks!
    this is one of the few i think just don't have a winner...it's 4 vs 3 but still feels pretty even personally.

  • @RambutanRam
    @RambutanRam 4 роки тому

    5:17 is my favorite part cause that's me every time I listen to this

  • @elijahmitchell195
    @elijahmitchell195 5 років тому

    bro that shirt is fye asf

  • @dangerdeep8478
    @dangerdeep8478 5 років тому +1

    2:23 why dafaq my Google assistant opening automatically

  • @User18dog
    @User18dog 4 роки тому

    9:20 “nobody really rapped anything up bro” 😂😂

  • @swordsmancs
    @swordsmancs 5 років тому

    Honestly I think in terms of individual philosophers Sun Tzu had the win with the “Bitch, I wrote the Art of War, so you better get your guns out/these white boys gettin burned, cuz guess what? Now the Sun’s out!” line, that shit was straight fire

  • @Marvellite
    @Marvellite 4 роки тому

    I feel like Sun Tzu and Confucius' eyebrow and to-go box lines should've been swapped

  • @karenedith16
    @karenedith16 5 років тому

    Oh yeah mr postman amazing content

  • @ElPayasoMalo
    @ElPayasoMalo 5 років тому

    There is no "wrapping up" in philosophy. There's a reason why a group of philosophers is called an argument.

  • @godspeedmoa55
    @godspeedmoa55 5 років тому

    Liked the video as always but where you get that Sasuke and Itachi shirt that things is sick 🤔

  • @Zaneyy030
    @Zaneyy030 5 років тому

    I love Confucius for his first and last line. First one is deep, bruh.

  • @RockBrentwood
    @RockBrentwood 5 років тому

    They're hanging the Reich on Nietzsche. That was his sister who added on the Reich-like content to Nietzsche; when she took control of his writings, not him. That's a mark that goes against Epic, not the rappers. The "take control of your life" thing was his motto "Will to Power" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Nietzsche#Will_to_power ... no come-back digs "That's why you lived with your mom and sister?"

  • @Wyattdavis06
    @Wyattdavis06 5 років тому +1

    Notification squaaaaaad
    Btw mdg thank u for making my day alot

  • @jaoke5032
    @jaoke5032 5 років тому +2

    Stephen King vs Edgar allen poe

  • @xheralt
    @xheralt 5 років тому

    For every Philosopher, there is an equal and opposite Philosopher.

  • @alesto9506
    @alesto9506 4 роки тому

    If you studied any type of philosophy you would know this is the best ERB that they have ever done.

    • @alesto9506
      @alesto9506 4 роки тому

      Also the Sars joke is too soon.

  • @CountryMetal01
    @CountryMetal01 5 років тому

    That's Philosophy, in the end, no one wins

  • @nanya524
    @nanya524 5 років тому

    Personally I think the Western Philosophers won, but that's because I liked their beats and rhymes more than the Eastern ones. It wasn't until the end with Confucius's final bit where he went completely against Sun Tzu that I liked the Eastern ones. The beat there was really good.

  • @AlfasinFari
    @AlfasinFari 5 років тому +1

    Theodore roosevelt vs winston churchil is pretty good you should watch it

  • @ma.ginaaninon1850
    @ma.ginaaninon1850 5 років тому

    Move bitch get out the way is a refference to Lao Zis philosophy the Tao/Dao, which means the way

  • @trolltyrant8344
    @trolltyrant8344 5 років тому

    Try creepy pasta rap battles

  • @ravenfrancis1476
    @ravenfrancis1476 5 років тому

    Tao of Pooh is obviously about Taoist philosophy, which I'm pretty certain was coined primarily by Lao Tzu.

  • @ChitenBugMan
    @ChitenBugMan 5 років тому

    "I'll make you move bitch, get out 'the way'"
    "Drop a 'Dao' of Poo on 'Lao tzu'"
    Lao tzus big thing he is known for is his philosophy that you live life in a particular manner.
    I am far from an expert but those lines were like double entendres, because the Tao/Dao/the path/the way are all synonymous with lao Tzu.

  • @grizscrumptious2868
    @grizscrumptious2868 5 років тому

    I found it interesting that philosophers were more introverts so they didn't make a good team

  • @brantcloyd5485
    @brantcloyd5485 5 років тому +1

    Tie between Nietzsche and Confuscius.
    Though Eastern Philosophers won overall.

  • @idunnoyt6557
    @idunnoyt6557 5 років тому

    Now the sun out anyone said escanor

  • @mnight207
    @mnight207 5 років тому

    Tao of Pooh - Benjamin Hoff

  • @SpinningToWin
    @SpinningToWin 5 років тому

    I'm giving it to Lao Tzu because all things being equal he was the one beatboxing the beat behind Confucius

  • @zoologistvince2664
    @zoologistvince2664 3 роки тому

    MDG reacting to ERB >>>> all my history teachers.

  • @simonawilson2546
    @simonawilson2546 5 років тому

    Sorry for the MIA!! Had to move and deal with Hurricane Dorian!

  • @blessingmagagula502
    @blessingmagagula502 5 років тому +1

    Please do Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock...
    Imma keep nagging you until you do it 😅

  • @ip_per_21
    @ip_per_21 5 років тому

    Watch Rasputin vs Stalin plz also Theodore Roosevelt vs Churchill

  • @simonawilson2546
    @simonawilson2546 4 роки тому

    You never did Che Guevara VS Guy Faux...might have spelled the names wrong. But yeah check that one out!!

  • @reddragoon2423
    @reddragoon2423 4 роки тому

    Yeah Benjamin hoff wrote the tao of pooh

  • @mon6871
    @mon6871 5 років тому +1

    Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye

  • @ShredderCody
    @ShredderCody 5 років тому +1

    george carlin vs richard pryor is top tier

  • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911
    @GeneralLiuofBoston1911 5 років тому

    5:50
    The SARS in Asia is no more older than 9/11

  • @iceflake6179
    @iceflake6179 5 років тому

    you forgot to Link to original video in the description .-.

  • @ODDnanref
    @ODDnanref 5 років тому +1

    Nietzsche did not like Socrate's ideas on philosophy.

  • @KingShadowOmega
    @KingShadowOmega 5 років тому

    You didn't miss too much actually. You're probably the only reactor who realizes that the end of the battle where they're all arguing with each other is exactly how real philosophers would end up.

  • @gareththomas9806
    @gareththomas9806 5 років тому

    2002 - 2003 (the SARS) comment was way back when???

  • @crimsonglass4335
    @crimsonglass4335 5 років тому

    Che guevara vs guy fawkes is amazing... u shud check it out

  • @mitsu6972
    @mitsu6972 4 роки тому

    Laozi means arrogant way of calling themselves father like higher status, I think?

  • @southerngamer98
    @southerngamer98 5 років тому

    I gotta give it to my main man Socrates.

  • @MuttonfudgeRacing
    @MuttonfudgeRacing Рік тому

    A Tao of Pooh
    Benjamin Hoff.

  • @michealwalker4496
    @michealwalker4496 5 років тому

    The Tao of Pooh by Benjamin Hoff

  • @abaddon3735
    @abaddon3735 5 років тому

    You missed the method man line, that won it for the westerners tbh

  • @bartholomewlunt3347
    @bartholomewlunt3347 5 років тому

    Tao of pooh is a book of philosophy based on winnie the pooh

  • @banegas0411
    @banegas0411 4 роки тому

    yo og vid link aint there

  • @ved591
    @ved591 5 років тому

    Check out epic lloyds dis raps for hire

  • @92Beyo
    @92Beyo 5 років тому

    Confucius totally stole the show

  • @embran8486
    @embran8486 5 років тому

    Nietzsche starting the rupture in the team is expected. Him the nihilist putting himself (and his philosophy does to) outside all other ones.
    The only philosophy so fatalistic advocating no meaning in life. Socrates is the opposite, wants people to enjoy debating life's or even mundane mysteries.

  • @SomethingLame
    @SomethingLame 5 років тому

    Someone likes middle school insults instead of actual rebuttals. It's cute to watch tho