Not So Pro-Life After All: The Daily Show
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2015
- Trevor proposes that anti-abortion advocates like Carly Fiorina and Jeb Bush channel their pro-life rhetoric into another vital issue: gun control.
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"Human life only holds value until you take it out of the package, and then it's worth nothing" -Trevor Noah 2015
Someone, please put that on a fucking shirt 'cause I'd buy that shit any day.
+Voltex of Terra amazing quote:)
+Voltex of Terra I sense that context would be needed on that shirt :P
+SomeNiceMovies lol ikr
it seems that your quote suggest that life isnt valuable when its still in the package.
Jensen cole No... It says the complete opposite. But it's satire.
Preborn you're fine, preschool you're fucked.
+Joe Jr. LOV ur profile pic:3
+Joe Jr. George Carlin?
I thought of it myself actually, whose George Carlin?
+Joe Jr. He was a great american comedian, you should check out a video of his shows. "Preborn you're fine, preschool you're fucked." is one of his jokes, literally word for word.
Sadly, he's dead now.
+Joe Jr. Thats really lame, to steal his line and then pretend its yours. Embarrassing.
"Human life is only holds value until you take it out of the package, and then it's worth nothing"
Haha
funnyfoxbird big funny haha. 🤐
a powerful ironic metaphor and sad not to mention.
funnyfoxbird The biggest mic drop I've heard
It is all so very sad.
Love it when pro-lifers say every life matters when dealing with a fetus but say their hands are tied when it comes to actually saving lives from gun violence, starvation, deteriorating health system, water poisining, and other issues afflicting millions in this country.
Does "gun violence, starvation, deteriorating health system, water poisining, and other issues afflicting millions in this country" make infanticide OK?
What if some had had a gun at Paris Bataclan when terrorist attacks happened? How many people saved their life because of a fair use of guns?
In what kind of uthopy can you completely end with starvation?
Oh ,and leftist ,how is it possible that you "care" so much about lives around the world but you dont care about the genocides in your countries affecting who are literally the most innocents in this world ,the unborn children
myintx when did anyone mention infanticide? We're talking about abortion, which is the preventing of a person from being born, but no person is actually being killed.
Abortion and infanticide both kill developing human beings....
Libby Bollinger if you believe in an afterlife, every human born has a soul especially foetus, so yes a person with a soul is born. Someday all those women who aborted their foetus will meet them in the afterlife and know, until then we just have to let people men and women know this is a person inside at 16 weeks old.
"Human life only holds life until you take it out of the package, and then it's worth nothing.' BOOM
+Sam Young only holds value*
+Sam Young so witty and stuff. That should really make people feel better about bad things that happen.
+Sam Young the straw man fallacy in that analogy is so strong, but whatever the writers can do to get the layman riled up I guess.
what people forget its pscychos that kills not guns. those psychos at colombine used home made pipe bombs and knives too. belive me if you take away guns it will only cause more creative ways to kill
what people forget its pscychos that kills not guns. those psychos at colombine used home made pipe bombs and knives too. belive me if you take away guns it will only cause more creative ways to kill
Most underrated line: "Most of America doesn't watch CSPAN , and those who do would not use the phrase 'he got owned'. Well, at least not in this context." *wave of laughter creeps up as the audience slowly gets the joke*
What a fucking moment. Trevor is bae.
+Nyx I think it means that CSPAN watchers are super old white Americans - so old that they may have in fact 'owned' people.
I'm not sure I get it either. I think it's a slave joke.
+Marcus Rydén Yeah, it's a slave joke.
Your avi is perfect for that comment.
u770017 I know. That's why I have it.
How can that woman being a woman not want health care for fellow women????
not all women want the best for other women. sad but true
i dislike that logic. first off, dont put everyone in the same camp as you because you share something that feels special. second, abortion is good for everyone. and third (not as directly related to the main argument here, but tied to my second thing, but it is something i want to remind people of) if women want to get rid of the fetus, that's fine, but if they want to keep it, the guy shouldnt have to pay for it unless he agreed upon it. going 50/50 on the abortion is something i would agree too
lilwitch ...money
lilwitch - Cognitive Dissonance. In other words, brainwarshing.
because she is a republican. republican women are stuck in the obsolete mindest that men are superior
If men got pregnant this would not be an issue.
Ty I actually cannot find an argument for that. Well done.
look at that face who would vote for that. Actually, I can. Men don't have a choice as to wether or not they can escape the financial consequences of fatherhood. If MEN don't want to be fathers too bad, 18 years of compulsory child support. If a woman wants to escape the financial constraints of child rearing, she can do so by having an abortion and there isn't shit anybody can do to stop her as long as Roe v Wade remains. So let's drop the whole "abortions wouldn't be an issue if men got pregnant." Trust me, men who want unfettered access to pussy with no responsibilities that come as a result DEFINITELY benefit for abortion
+Geewhiz
Well, dads cóuld run off. It's low and lame, but they cóuld.
And women can't run from their fetus.
Also, women don't like having abortions, they don't just go and have 'em each time something goes wrong.
People feel guilty, people are afraid it might leave them infertile. It's painfull, it's traumatic and you can't always have it immediately, sometimes you have to wait a week, especially for emergency-abortions in another country, that sucks.
I suggest you watch John Oliver's take on this.
If men could get pregnant, human race and society would be completely different. But I can still foresee society being divided into the same caste and following the same trends. Some men would eventually become dedicated to breeding while others would be warriors. From there, they would effectively play the same role as women and take their place.
If men got pregnant, there would be parades every day celebrating them, and statues across the land honoring them
His last sentence though, that's just... damn what a comparison. The USA really needs to get their shit together on this. Trevor is killing it, great show, I even noticed a touch of John Oliver! Awesome!
couldn't agree more
+Denis Kudlik Shivers man
+Denis Kudlik The last line he made was delivered just as good as Oliver/Stewart - Trevor is a solid replacement for Jon, and is doing great providing us our news - better than the actual news.
+Denis Kudlik Yeah drawing interesting/funny comparisons are trademark Oliver
+Allan Kant Now I love John Oliver, but Jon Stewart was doing comparisons and hypocrisy long before Oliver.
Ok Mr.Noah, you win. Ill start watching Daily Show again. I'm jelly. . . he looks and sounds like hes having so much fun.
I also want ti start watching the daily show .
+Richard Mason
It many not be an actual news program but you get more news from it. Does that seem right to you?
*****
Those tapes are heavily edited.
I have searched a lot for news programs. I haven't found any that exist anymore. The programs that you think of as news are establishment puppets; husks of what they once were. They have as much value as SNL.
+Richard Mason No they don't. You're either a liar or an idiot, though I suspect you're both. Want to save an unwanted child? Adopt one.
+Richard Mason "you can find an unedited version on their website" yeah... you really think their website is showing the unedited clips?? thats like saying ISIS is posting videos where they debate the effectiveness of radical islam.... (i hope that analogy doesn't go right over your head)
As a person who was born Catholic I used to believe only what my school told me about abortion. BOY WAS I MISINFORMED . ever since I educated my self in this topic I want nothing but more justice for these awful laws passing just because ppl are so j. Educated about it. sure I believe in God but I also believe in educating and understanding things OUTSIDE of it because it makes life a lot more helpful and a lot less hateful just because our (organized) religion wants us o hate it and not educate ourselves on it. Women deserve rights on this and shouldn't have p be governed by religion.
Why should any women be allowed to murder a child? you dont consider it a child? well ok ,why should they be allowed to kill a fetus that will be a baby soon unless you murder him/her?
Vor uns liegt dont question me if you want to learn more why then YOU learn yourself by putting yourself in that point of view and learn more in an educated way, questioning me wont do anything.biologically in the first to second week it is not a fetus yet but a cell and ovulation barely occured so no development has happened yet, that is all i will say. I am in no mean sending hate to either groups.
I learnt enough already ,I ll never support abortion unless the mothers life is in danger or she was raped
Vor uns liegt thats great im not fighting what your sayinh it's i just believe women shouldnt have to go through such unlawful dangerous ways to receive it. Also no every women going inside planned parenthood is going for abortion, its usually not the case actually, they offer sex ed, contraceptives, breast examinations and so much more yet people shame them for going there.
Yeah well ,most abortions are because of irresponsible sex so its good to provide information and education about it to teens or maybe even children like 12 years old or something like that
I was a bit of a skeptic when Trevor first got the show. Not anymore. This kid is going places.
That metaphor with comic books at the end was pretty genius
he is the most unfunny person i've ever met, its like he goes on vine and just regurgitate's all the unfunny shit they say and everyone laughs because its relatable.
imagine the show without the crowd it would be so fucking sad.
+The Stalks Where did you meet him?
adamtzsch EVERY FUCKING NIGHT I GO TO SLEEP AND WISH SOUTH PARK WAS ON.
Nope. The show has taking a dip. He's not funny
That ending though... BAM !
+MalcolmMaya The analogy was too good ^-^
+PROgrammer8 spot on
+MalcolmMaya Stand up material at it´s best!
The ending just sticks with me. Damn.
+MalcolmMaya 0 to 100 in 5 seconds.
Woah!. That last line was incredible!
Trevor Noah's already great at this. And the craziest thing is he can only get better with time.....
:)
+Pete W I don't get why people have been kissing his ass since before he even started, no one even knew who he was before he got the position.
+MrHappyBollox Well, Mr. Sunshine, I'm sorry you feel that way.....I'm sure the show will soldier on without you watching it. It'll be tough but we'll all adjust.
:)
+MrHappyBollox Of course I miss Jon.....But you couldn't expect he'd do The Daily Show forever.
I know change is hard; Trevor Noah's different to Jon Stewart [his demeanor, his delivery etc.] but different doesn't have to mean bad.....it's just different. I'm optimistic in Noah's ability to continue the great work of the show....I think the War on Bullshit will go on!
:)
Stewart did nothing but mug the last two years he was on the air. Daily Show needed a change.
I'm sorry, groupies, I take it back.
Is Fiona human? The way she speaks makes it seem like she's an alien posing as a human
Don't most 'muricans sound like that? I mean, given that they are about 300 million aliens... illegal ones.
NERD NATION I'm pretty sure Fiona is the ogre from Shrek. So no. (This is a joke don't get offended lol) :)
Actually a lot of people do speak like that it's usually because because their heads are up their own ass.
NERD NATION - Too much botox and fillers. She looks plastic.
NERD Nation like a lizard person
Its funny when men discuss whats appropriate for women to do with their body.
+jokyejoker you mean a baby inside a woman isn't another body?
UnbelievablyGauche Its a baby when its out of the womb.
i love how one side of a wall its killable the other side its murder
UnbelievablyGauche Ur opinion. I just said its not called a baby until its out of the womb.
UnbelievablyGauche what r u even talking about
The last thing he said was deep, and pop culture savy
right???!!!
+Ravenest2 *savvy
+Ravenest2 Too bad it wasn't accurate. Comic books don't come in packages. Those packaged ones are back issues, collectors' items sold in a comic book specialty shop for people looking to fill out their collection with old books.
+Jim O'Donnelly that's sorta the point. He's referencing pro life people as collectors, only caring about what is in the package, and saying it looses nearly all of its value when it is taken out of said package.
You are working too hard to find fault with a perfectly reasonable analogy.
MetalSmith Didn't you read what I said?
His line is just not true. (An analogy is not reasonable if it's not accurate.)
Those books he showed do NOT lose value if you take them out of the bags. I used to manage a comic book store. I bagged 'em, and I sold 'em, and if you don't chew on them (or something similarly stupid), you can read 'em and just slide them back into the bags, and they do NOT lose value.
Not. Lose. Value.
Are you saying it's okay for him to be wrong, as long as the people he's talking about are wrong, too?
It wouldn't have been too hard for the writers to just CALL a comic shop and ask if their line is accurate before going with it. I know that, too; I'm a professional writer and editor.
That last sentence. Damn.
+HdRfreak21 it is so true though
+Elizabeth Hill That's exactly what I meant ;)
+Elizabeth Hill no it isn't
+HdRfreak21 I know...wow.
+HdRfreak21 Indeed. You can practically hear the microphone drop.
I don't understand why people would want someone who is ill-fit, too young or too poor to raise a child, or have it go into the system. I think it's better to abort the fetus when it doesn't have feelings or a proper brain then have it grow up in that fucked childhood.
Also, overpopulation is a big issue so I think it's a lot better for only adults who truly want children to have them.
*Really don't want to start a pro-choice/pro-life argument, just stating my opinion*
I agree why should others tell the other half what they should and should not do when it comes to their own bodies and choices.
Anime Deamon exactly I feel life pro life people just let there emotions rule over logic sometimes
Because an u healthy, uneducated and pregnant working class is a crony capitalists wet dream!
Right? She makes a choice to do the responsible thing and they bitch about how "irresponsible " she is. These people are genuinely hateful.
ALegendAry Wolf because we are civilized and don’t allow people to murder each other?
To be fair, as we've progressed as a society, the younger portion of the pro-life movement has progressed to care about things like human trafficking, child slavery, gun violence, cancer research, HIV/AIDS research, ect, in addition to the issue of abortion. However, a lot of those younger pro-lifers (or at least the ones I've been around) are very mixed on what should be done about abortion.
While it is technically against our religion, I have no right to force my beliefs on anyone, ESPECIALLY when it involves their freedom, health, and safety, and many people agree with that. We think that birth control should be readily available for all genders, sex ed should be required in schools, and rape should be harshly punished. Then unplanned pregnancies will go way down, thus reducing the number of abortions WITHOUT infringing on American's rights.
However, older, less progressive pro-lifers have destroyed the pro-life campaign with hateful, mysogynistic "slut-shaming", thus why pro-lifers have a bad reputation. We're not all that bad, I promise you!
It's rare to meet a pro-lifer that doesn't sound idiotic! Thank you for showing me that there may be some hope left for America!
I'm glad I could help!
It isn't against your religion, though. That doctrine was staple-gunned to Christianity centuries later.
Nobody in their right mind thought personhood/ensoulment happened "the moment of conception" until very, very, very, very recently.
ObsidianDisorder Well, any destruction of life, or even the quality of life (again, AIDS, human trafficking, ect.) are against our religion thanks to the Golden Rule. But abortion was specified very recently, as you pointed out, and tacked on as "the most important issure evaaarrrr"
As to your second comment, I do believe personhood happens at conception because conception is when the zygote is formed. A zygote has the same number of chromosomes as I do and similar genetic markers to me. So it is human. It just REALLY doesn't look like one.
o I guess we just have to wait for those old pro-lifers to die. Just another 10, 15 years. By then, the Free and Fair Elections amendment will have been ratified by enough states that it will get money out of politics. I won't be alive then probably, but I hope it all goes well for everyone
"Human life only holds value until you take it out of the package, and then it's worth nothing."
Probably one of the best analogies for pro-life logic I've ever heard.
Except that the exact opposite is true. We are allowed to kill our children while they are "in the package", or in the womb, but afterwards it would be murder.
@@bruceneu8588 If there's a fire and you have to choose between a 1-month-old baby and 100 tubes containing fertilized eggs waiting to be placed into wombs, which will you save?
@@Maymei99 I will take the baby and as many tubes as I can carry.
I think this is all part of a bigger problem. A lot of kids today who are sexually active don't have the proper education to be cautious and safe. Whether you think sex ed should come from the parents or in the classroom is up to you, but for many kids, their best source for sex ed is porn, which is a massive problem. Kids need to learn about proper contraception (which should be more accessible) and the facts of sex so their heads don't get filled with misconceptions and hearsay.
Also, the fact that shows like "16 and Pregnant" exist and are thriving is because many, many babies are being born to unfit parents, which is a direct result of what I mentioned above. Of course, there's also that contraception isn't totally reliable and accidents do happen. But either way, many babies are born to parents who do not have the proper resources to provide for a child.
Now, they could put them up for adoption, but that's not really much better. With modern science making it possible for even sterile men and women to become fathers and mothers, adoption numbers have dropped dramatically. Even in the LGBT community, adoption is starting to take a backseat to surrogate mothers or fathers (also, God fucking forbid a child gets brought up in a LGBT household. They might as well be aborted if that happens (SARCASM!!!)). Adoption agencies are also severely underfunded, which leads to unfit foster parents who may not have even gotten background checks and overall poorer living conditions for children in the adoption system. There's also the possible psychological damage of a child getting moved back and forth between foster homes.
My point? Pro-choice. It's not just senseless murder. There are many factors that go into it.
I agree with you, but I have to point out that most women who receive abortions are married and cannot afford to have another child. The problem isn't sex ed, although I agree we need better sex ed. the reality is that by denying access to abortion they are just making people poorer, because families will now have to divide their resources even more to take care of another child.
I agree with you, except when it comes to adoption. If you research the affects of adoption on the adoptee, you'll find that they are four times more likely than the non-adopted population to commit suicide, and they have an increased risk of substance abuse as well.
Adoption does not need to be funded more. Mainly because it's a BUSINESS, as in, it sells humans for profit, no matter how often they call themselves "non-profit".
Potential adoptive parents can pass a home study with little scrutiny, and the numbers of adopters who have murdered or otherwise abused their adopted children are _high_.
Mothers get their children literally stolen from them, or get tricked into signing, sometimes even while they are still under the influence of the pain medication they got in the hospital.
Fathers are constantly barred from access to their own children and access to the adoption proceedings, have to fight for years to get their children back (even if they are already the legal father!) and often their children get adopted out to sick kidnappers anyway.
There are two LGBT couples I know of, two same-sex male couples, who have stolen children. One a Cherokee boy, and they succeeded in abusing him in the most horrendous way possible by stealing from him a life with his father and his father's family. Another a white girl, and the father, together with his parents, is still fighting to not only get his daughter (who was born into a marriage, he is the legal father and he has not been given his child back between now and her birth in January) back from those kidnappers, but who also has to fight to get his son back from Montana CPS (he lives in a different state), who are blocking the efforts of his family and the little boy gets abused in the process.
Those people are a disgrace to the LGBT community, and I despise the light they throw on the rest of us by their inhumane actions.
Adoption in the US, and in way too many other countries, is nothing but human trafficking. The US even legalizes that trafficking when it concerns kidnapped children from other countries who were sold for the purpose of adoption - yes, that happened.
And all of that does not even include the fact that abortion is not the alternative to adoption and vice versa!
An abortion means there will be no child. An adoption means there will be a child, but you don't know if it will be safe and loved unless you don't give it up for adoption.
And by the way, adoptees are constantly discriminated against. They don't get access to their real (original) birth certificates in most US states (yes, real, because it's a BIRTH certificate, and that can't be real if it does not say the truth about your birth), and that can hinder them in getting a passport (!), housing benefits and other things they may very well need if they fall on hard times, plus the things everyone needs at some point.
Adoptees are also not protected by the government through repeated check-ups and in-depth homestudies of the potential adopters, which is why so many of them wind up dead and/or abused.
There are also adoptees that get "rehomed", a practice where adopters who find that they don't like the child anymore just adopt it to a different "family", which has a WAY increased risk of throwing the child into the arms of abusers of all varieties. About 70% of rehomed children are victims of international adoption as well. (International adoption is almost always corrupt and almost always child abuse)
And this thing about unfit parents on TV shows? Honestly? How can someone become a good or better parent unless they are given the chance to first? If they need assistance, assist them. But don't declare them unfit before they even have the child.
If a woman wants to carry her pregnancy to term, it is her right. If a woman does not want to carry her pregnancy to term, it is her right.
And it is hers and the child's right to not be separated after birth just because someone else wants a child or just because someone else has declared the mother unfit to raise her own child and the child unfit to be raised by it's own mother.
Please, educate yourself about what adoption really is. Look at the experiences adoptees had to go through. And don't just look at the fluffy unicorns and rainbows adoption stories or adopter perspectives.
Read the dark and gritty reality accounts of what way too many adoptees had to go through and still have to go through.
TheYasmineFlower What? You essentially just elaborated on what I said earlier that children who are adopted generally are going out to unfit foster homes and have extensive psychological problems. I don't know if you were talking to the other person or not, though.
lack of decency thats why
@@TheYasmineFlower Wow. I didn't know about all these disgusting practices. Thank you for posting. You've shown me a lot today. Sickening and important stuff.
Delusional Man vs. The Tranquilizer:
Dawn of "Please clap."
"Martha" "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME"
Tangential irony: The US states that produce tobacco have had their public health care rolled back to pre-cambrian levels.
The farmers working for death-dealers have to pay for their own health-care.
Murica.
The obvious solution is to get Americans back in to smoking. Lets make america great again!
Carly Fiorina drove her daughter to suicide. Don't let her do that to the rest of us!
+Frank Roquemore Stop being a little bitch. Carly was the evil stepmother who drove her stepdaughter to drugs and alcohol. Is that really the type of person you want in the White House or would you rather be politically correct?
Johnny Killjoy How? She can't take care of her household by keeping her stepdaughter alive. She's soft on drugs and alcohol abuse even though she's supposed to be a Republican. Exactly what Trevor Noah said -- Carly thinks every human has a right to life, but once he or she is born, fuck 'em.
+matt k YO I think Fiorina is a tool but thats fucked up bra
I am addicted to your smile! Who else agrees?
Me too!!! His smile is adorable :)
+Abraham Ittycheri He's like the puppy from your family dog.
These could be compared to that of jim crow laws during post civil war-1920ish era where blacks had rights according to congress but states made work arounds to deprive the black community of its rights. That can be said here its a constitutional right to be able to access women's health care but these states are working around it simply because they disagree with those peoples choice
Killing unborn babies isn't a right.
Luke Natsvlishvili its a right, you any may other my dislike it but it's a right that shouldn't be infringed apon, think of it as a group in america that thinks the freedom to speak ones mind freely is wrong and that we should take it away
Luke Natsvlishvili also you never provided a really good reason for why " killing" Fetusus is wrong, so I will ask why is it wrong ?
Yeti k Freedom of speech is important because we need differing opinions to be expressed in this country. Killing a fetus is wrong because you're taking human life away. That unborn baby that did nothing wrong will never get a shot at life like us.
@ Luke... Look up the words ... "cognitive dissonance" see how it applies to you. Unborn means unborn, a fetus has the potential to become a "born" person but a fetus is not a 'human life" until it is born.
You want to ban abortion? Start with a law that bans miscarriage and then we can arrest God... if we can find him.
That last line was pretty cry-worthy. :,-(
poponachtschnecke but true.
The end is mad deep
It sickens me that men decide what's best for women when it comes to their bodies
GoldBacon Will anyone!!! I don't other women tell me what to do with my body either!!! 😒
Wait WTF? Are you saying it's okay to kill a human just because its your body? What happened to you that made you so heartless?
Isaac Contreras nothing has to happen, it should always be the woman choice ...
Isaac Contreras festus is not a fucking person. It doesn't think and feel. How many times do I have to say this fact...it's science not feelings.
Isaac Contreras Please, I beg you, take a basic science class and grow a conscience
USA: THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL ABORTIONS SHOULD BE GONE
Also USA: Everyone should have the right to own a nuke it’s just for self defense after all
How does this correlate.
@@bibaolaitan5189 PrO lIfE
technically you can on the black market......
And then....Vegas massacre happened! High cap magazines and everything. But hey, lets focus on abortion!
No you dont.
Abortions are designed specially for babies
Over 50 million babies have been aborted.
Wheres the chances of kids dying in school shootings are 1 in 614,000,000 in the USA since 1999.
Its more rare than winning the lottery
yes yes yes. if you want to force people to bring an unwanted baby into this world you gotta also support that child throughout its life. none of this no abortions then saying you shouldn't touch gov aid, you're taking our taxes! when they are forcing someone to have the child they cannot support.
James Bond is not pro-life, because the 00 gives him a license to kill, silly.
Ethan Davidson Where are your likes?! Hilarious quips like this usually have thousands of likes!
i shall wait until the rest of the populace catches up to my level of sophistication.
wait so he would kill the babies???
Just becuase he is allowed to kill doesnt mean that he want to kill.
Philosophy AND humour. Now this, I can sit down and watch. Massive thumbs up!!
That last closing statement though! #DropsMic
*clicks on daily show video*
*gets a daily show video as an add before the actual video*
Yeah, two for one!
This is a great point. I've thought for a while that it's cheaper and less risky to save a fully grown human than a fetus. For all you know, the fetus could die in childbirth, or from birth defects, or it could be poor or depressed or maybe the future is super-violent and they'll get shot. But if you work to make the future a happy and safe place, then you can ensure that after putting two decades of work into a human, they'll be able to live long enough to pay it forward.
But maybe that's the problem. Proponents of gun freedom don't care about the humans who get shot. To them, an unborn fetus that can't even form lasting memories is more important than a human with a family and friends and years of experiences.
Also places where abortion is legal ,crime rate goes down because that child who is born is wanted and love
that last bit about comic book collectors was very insightful. I hope Trevor stays on the Daily show for a while, he doesnt feel just like a jon stewart replacement.
America is so divided.
It seems like decisions are never being made and practically every topic is "controversial".
Part of me wonders what it would be like if the US split into two countries: liberal and conservative.
Not for real, obviously, but I like to entertain the thought when I see these never-ending debates on abortion, immigration and gun control.
littleblueclovers but those countries would split in to liberal and conservative again.
I'd love that.
liberal want equality for all. right wants only the rigth and male whites to have power.... there simple as that
Why is he calling them "Pro Lifers" just because i believe in freedom of women to choose doesnt make me an anti life
+Adnan Kashogi Because that's the name they chose for themselves and the name that most people will recognize
poyokirby They are anti abortionists i think calling them pro life paints the rest of us pro death
Adnan Kashogi That's why they call themselves that
+Adnan Kashogi You kill people out of convenience and have the gall to assert you support life?
+DwarvenPirate your comment baffles me, first you claim that he kills people out of convenience and then you proceed to inconvenience him...
The Daily Show still has some sharp writers.
+The Stiff Archives Thats all in Trevor Noah style... Watch his comedy.
No I know the writers perform an important role...
But your snub at Trevor was unnecessary.
Talk about ending on a down note...
He's right, though. Pro-gun is anti-life, and pro-life is anti-woman.
Something is really wrong with these Republicans... well, at least I can watch this channel and laugh until I cry.
If they care so much about life, they are plenty of ALIVE undocumented immigrants they can help.
I still can not understand why people care what someone does with their own body, its just a bundle of cell.
Do you wanna make it illegal to remove tumors or skin tag also?
Jessica Rodgers I know I'm probably going to regret this, but a fetus is not part of a woman's body. It's a separate organism entirely. I'm not even trying to take a side here, I'm just trying to correct your biology. 😁
The Once and Future Nerd It needs my organ to grow and survive. How can it be seperate?
Brinda Kalmada So you're not a separate organism from the bacteria in your intestines that keep you alive? Plenty of organisms require other organisms to survive. That’s the whole idea behind parasites and symbionts.
Ok look...you do not seem to understand the main part of the problem...where i live, i austria, you can have an abortion if the baby is not older then 16 weeks and i find that very reasonable...you know when you are pregnant and should be able to decide in at least 12 weeks if you want to get an abortion...if the baby is older, it has to be removed surgically...gets ripped out its limbs and then sucked out with a sort of vacuum cleaner...i think that is just inhumane...if you want to have an abortion, do it, but decide in the first 12 weeks...
@@unknownuser2897 So you are equating the bacteria being a parasite and the fetus being a parasite that is also living off of the person/mother. So we should be able to remove a parasite and both in this case are parasites. Very interesting thought process The Once and Future Nerd. I look at it this way if it's a part of the woman's body she should be able to get rid of it. If it's a parasite as you suggest here she should still be able to get rid of it.
How desperate would someone have to be to actually marry this women? --> 1:35.
Pretty fucking desperate.
***** My point exactly.
+Peter Piper She's so bad, Ted Cruz wouldn't be able to sit in a room with her for more than ten minutes. Granted she'd say the same thing about Cruz, as would I.
Good point.
It isn't that much complex, in fact. The fetus is too far from being a human to put his rights over the ones from the woman and, very importantly, over his own potential future rights (as most unwanted pregnancies over the world end up in quite bad living conditions for the child, the mother and, usually, many other people involved). It's as simple as that.
Also, as a biologist, it's quite evident that an early fetus, which is almost equal to that of any other mammal, has nothing to do with a human child. If it was about potential, then we should also protect sperm and ova, which have just the same potential. That being said, we still should protect it from suffering, as that doesn't interfere with the abortion, which is why they all should be done within the first trimester of gestation.
Too add more to it, abortions will always happen in big quantity, no matter if it's legal or not. Many women die or get seriously injured due to that. That blood is entirely on anti-abortists.
And what about all the fertilized eggs that get naturally destroyed by the body or fertilized eggs that don't properly adhere to the endometrium. It would seem like they would be outraged by all this wasted potential, but they don't know how reproduction works, they've just been taught to fear it by the abstinence-only school systems that they support.
And for people who just don't want an embryo to be killed, it would seem like they should be trying to prevent that unwanted embryo from forming in the first place with proper education and birth control, but they oppose that too.
@@azollafiliculoides9922 I thought you were quoting one of my comments from a different video. hahahaha, I posted this comment in many different videos around the same subject, but I extended it a little bit after I realized I should have added just what you said.
Indeed, most abortions occur naturally. That's not just an important percentage... no, it's almost all the abortions that have ever occured. If anti-abortionists truly cared about what they claim to care, they should be pushing to support research in order to prevent that from happening, but they don't really care. I mean, even if they knew that that happens, which most of them don't, they wouldn't care. I'm sure about that.
That comic book line was so creative! That threw me. Well done.
Trevor. You're KILLING it. Don't stop!!
Planned Parenthood SHOULD remain OPEN and WELL FUNDED.
"All life is precious, unless it steps on my property!" - Jim Jeffries
30,000 gun violence deaths in US per year vs 1 million abortion deaths in the US per year
To quote Russell Howard "If you're so pro-life, why don't you go get one?"
I didn't think anybody could successfully replace Jon Stewart, but this new guy, Trevor Noah is doing pretty damn good! Keep it up T.N.!
This is why I don't deal with pro-life and their bs. All the passion you put into banning abortions, put it into the fight against gun violence
I like the way Trevor Is so comfortable in his chair great start bro
So much hipocricy, they have them in any group. They make more harm to their own movement than the opposition could ever accomplish.
The comic book analogy was so perfect. The Pro-life people are most definitely hypocritical but it begs the question; is it possible they just don't care at all. I mean it seems like a stretch but its simply impossible to lack such basic understanding of logic. If you truly care about life then get guns out of the picture. I think(but believe me I wish I were wrong) They simply don't care, they're actors.
how can u be pro life and pro gun
Prolife but also progun, pro-cuting healthcare and social security programs. What a joke!
Trevor has been saying " god damn" since 2015 Lol
the comic book comparison at the end is simply brilliant!
"He got owned" (well, at least not in this context)
lmaoooooo
Trevor is the man. I think his type of humor is the best way of making important issues be taken serious.
Same people how say pro life also want to take your health care away. How ironic.
The analogy at the end was brilliant. And spot on.
The last thing he said is so awesome. Total drop the mic end of discussion moment. Well done!
That last statement hits so hard
Can somebody please tell me why outlawing abortion after 20 weeks is a bad idea?
Because the vast majority of people who choose to abort after 20 weeks do so because continuing to carry the pregnancy would be dangerous to their health.
Sea Bus!!! Thanks. I overlooked that.
***** Now that, I did not know either. So I guess there's no excuse unless you're very sick.
+Pieter Louw Everything is America is so black and white. They don;t know the difference between the right to arms and abortion and automatic weapons and late term. America is too messed up to argue either point. Most countries don't abort late term.
+zh11147 I mean 24 weeks and before is better since thats when neural receptors make the fetus feel pain
and emergencies past 24 is good
I’m from Nebraska and am horrified by the denial of women’s reproductive healthcare
That's exactly what I was saying the other day! My nephew told me he grows on you and he is fantastic.
Sadly still relevant even after 4 years.
Life is precious until its born
Legally, it is the other way around.
"Human life only holds value until.you take it out of the package. Then it is worth nothing." This one line...
I support pro life and also believe we need stronger gun control.
That's dumb!
@@rosemery09 How is what he is saying dumb? He seems to make sense to me.
I think Jon picked a damned good replacement. The more I watch of Trevor the better he gets. He is coming into his own style.
Can't help but remember the quote from American Dad
"I'm a Republican, thats the only way we don't approve of killing people"
That delayed reaction to the joke about getting owned was brilliant! =D
Trevor Noah is finding his stride quickly. I am expecting great things.
Warming up on him !
That last line was lifted straight from George Carlin.
That last line was flawless! Well done, Trevor!
That video was good. But that last line though. Holy wow. Smacks you in the face with truth.
Just to clear things up a bit. The 72 hour wait thing was implemented to give the women time to make sure...like absolutely SURE that they want an abortion. It's not because republican pro life supporters want to prolong a life for 3 more days? Also the 20 week thing was shortened due to how developed the fetus is up at that point. I also think it's kind of idiotic that Trevor brought gun violence into this. Just recently Obama took credit for brining gasoline down to "a buck 80" when he is apparently in support of clean energy and against international drilling. Both sides can be the same way.
+Mike Reip You do realize this came out over half a year ago, right? He brought gun violence into it because he's showing how the "Pro-lifers" only care about fetuses and don't give a flying fuck about you once you're born. Also, while Obama is supportive of cleaner fuel sources, that's not gonna change overnight. Gasoline is still #1 and will be for a pretty long while more. So while it is still at #1, might as well be cheaper, right?
HOW do some of these politicians ever show their faces in public after such idiocy?!?
How times have changed - here we all are glued to CSPAN
that's last line.........
Holy shit, that comic book collector metaphore is spot on.
I do consider myself pro-life, because I do think all life matters and is valuable (even those who aren't born yet) and I think it's important to take care of people once they are born, too. There's a difference between actually being pro-life and just being pro-birth.
I'm very scientifically minded, particularly biology, genetics, and embryology, so, strictly speaking, a fertilized egg is human life, so that's why, I guess. I was also raised Christian, and although I don't consider myself religious, I suppose some of my mom's beliefs may have rubbed off on me.
+Morgan Stiefvater I understand this is a late reply, but I don't see the connection to being scientifically minded as being pro life. That's not to say it's automatically pro choice either. I think it's more dependant on other things. I am personally pro choice and also scientifically minded, especially in biological fields. Because I've looked at the stages of development and seen the difference between a child and a fetus.
That's not to say my view is more scientific. But, I believe this just highlights how it comes down to personal beliefs and to use that as a vague reasoning, either way, is inaccurate and just paints the opposing side as uneducated--whether intentional or not.
That "comic book" metaphor at the end, though...killin' it, Trevor. (Figuratively, of course, because lives matter.)
That ending statement was so VERY profound. It was heart wrenching and inspiring all in one moment.
Are you suggesting, sir, that pro-lifers may be experience some sort of dare I say, cognitive dissonance? How dare you sir! How dare you.
Trevor Noah, you really are on fire! Great show! Keep it up (felt like you were a lot happier and amused than usual, which is quite contagious ;) )
The amount of gun deaths per day in America is about 0.083% of the average amount of babies killed by abortion per day in America. Noah uses the 250 gun deaths per day, which includes the gun deaths due to self defense, in which the victim triumphs. Low estimate statistics say that guns are used defensively 80,000 times a year, while high estimate statistics take that number into the millions, instances where law-abiding citizens protect the lives of themselves and their families from both criminals and the possibility of a tyrannical government. Abortion kills a child for the convenience of someone that had the choices of abstinence, birth control and contraceptives, and adoption; this is the greatest of unjust murder.
This is, by far my favorite by The Daily Show! Well said
Won me back with this one. Nice job, Trevor.
if there were 97000 people were shot, how many were due to gang violence, accidents, and suicides?
+Derpface 123 Most would have died by suicide, you can check the CDC to make sure though.
+Derpface 123 Does it matter how? Human life is human life. Suicide by gun is chosen because in most cases it is fast and the least amount of thought goes into it. Downing a bunch of pills still gives time to find them and save them, or they realize it was a mistake and call for help, jumping in front of a car takes a certain kind of person as well. Hanging as well. But shooting themselves? That is fast and nearly 85% effective. Gang violence? They are people as well, a lot of them young people who have had society shit on them.
+Mr Cuddlydropbear I am not saying that some human life should be more valued more than others, I was wondering if the study they were using included such things, as they exponentially increase the amount of shootings.
+Derpface 123 doesn't matter.
Dan Thompson why doesn't it?
You'd think a woman with a degree in Medieval history would check her facts before she talks about them.
03:01 lmao he sounds like Toby from The Office, but sped up and livelier.
I watched that debate deal and the dude got owned.