Yeah that's true, think that's what got me hooked to start with 4 years ago or so. Just the quality, eye for details and consistency is very impressive.
From my perspective maintaining quality is easier than creativity. Since once you have the proper equipment, know how to use it, and know how to properly edit a vid you kinda slot into a routine. Coming up with wacky ideas all the time and never having the same idea be reused tends to have more of an active effort instead of a passive one.
The fact Clemmons seems to get friendlier the longer he exists is very unsettling. Im sure he'll eventualy hit a manic state and i will fear for the entire multiverse on that day
So with each note taking 50 years and around 50,000 notes that’s 2.5 million years. Then with each letter of each word taking 1 month and the average English word being 5 letters long with 20,000 words total, it would take only 8,333 years for the lyrics! Can’t wait to hear it!
The Function Of Transcendant Harmonies is multiplicative ^_^ Now that Corvus is about to perform the transmutation, things should get faster from here out.
I initially thought the whole "Sanitarium is alive" thing was more of a metaphorical consciousness residing in the building, but apparently it's just a giant mimic. I don't know which is scarier.
I was just wondering to myself yesterday how is the malicious professor. I miss his videos. You really created a unique character with him, mostly due to how you act him out.
I am from Kazakhstan and I am surprised by the fact that I have been watching Uncle ER for almost 2 years He has such a cretive approach to the video that he even lures foreign viewers here and it's very cool Thanks to him, I quickly manage to fall asleep, I learn a lot of words in English Thank you Uncle ER! I adore you Keep up the good work
Pretty sure he actually has a film or 2 where he's credited as working on the sound or at least I remember someone telling me something along those lines
Love the reference to Outlast with the part of "Patient Upshur's Camcorder" As well as the Abby Normal thoughts, reference to the film Young Frankenstein ER you never fail to please with your clever little references.
The timestamps add alot to your videos! I get to look through all the outlandish and wierd things that will happen in your videos and become very eager! Lmao glad you're still around er!
Hey E.R, I recently moved away from home to go to college and having trouble sleeping, and your videos are the only reason I’ve been getting though the nights. I’ve been watching your videos for 5 years now and I just wanted to thank you for all you do for your community. Hope you are having a good now and have an splentastic rest of your day
He just impresses me. Always has. I started watching him in high school, I’m a university graduate now lol this is SO impressive to keep me around for lore and soft sounds for such a long period of time
I'm starting to realize that the Arkham Sanitarium is basically Monsters Inc. It's filled with monsters and creatures of innumerable variety and instead of screams, they use tingles as an energy source. And instead of doors that can transport them to any child's bedroom, they have rifts that can take them to different universes and timelines.
the mental image of a starkid style musical about arkham sanitarium starring all of the characters to show up on this channel is really whats keeping me going right now
i fell asleep to this last night, not even 30 minutes in, woke up with my headphones, phone, and pillow all tossed to the side. i think i need to become an inpatient
So if it took him 200 years to complete 4 notes for the musical, then that is at a rate of 50 notes per year. If so, we'll have to wait 2.5 million years for him to complete the musical of 50,000 notes. However, there are the lyrics of 20,000 words to add; if it takes him about a month to write a single letter and the average word (assuming he's writing in English) contains 4.7 letters, this means he has around 94,000 letters to write, taking as many months to write or ~7,800 years. This brings us to a total of approximately 2,507,800 years. Not too long, but it is irksome to wait for such a masterpiece.
If we include his estimation of 20,000 words at a rate of 1 month per letter, then it will take even longer. The average word length in English is 5 letters long, so we can assume approximately 100,000 letters will be written, for 100,000 months or 833 years plus 4 months. The actual length we’ll need to wait should be about 2500633 years and 4 months. Of course, this is all assuming the language of the beautiful art piece is the same language the Prof. is speaking to us, English. We could very well add or subtract 3 or 4 hundred years from that count, but until we learn which specific language the musical will be in nobody knows how long it’ll take exactly. Of course, there’s also likely to be setbacks such as misplaced notes, fires, sabotage, and of course the actual production time of such a musical, which might take an additional million years on its own; however, I am hopeful we might see this in action as soon as 587361984 BCE!
I've kinda fallen off keeping up with this channel for a bit, but came back and the first few seconds already had me tingling more than I have the past year. Love the content, congrats on 1 million subs!
Black tape. Oh god. Yes. I've never said this about anything else. I don't think i've even talked about triggers ever. But i was doing something else, and i heard that tape, and i just went totally limp and frozen. So good.
We haven't seen Professor Clemmons for a long while. It's nice that the character is still around. Wait... Weren't we informed in ER lore that Professor Clemmons is actually the badguy of the Rift Universe? lol
When I first discovered Asmr, your channel was on of the first that I discovered and at first i really wasn't into your stile of Asmr, mainly because you always talk too much and being a non English native speaker (I'm Italian but i speak and understand English well) sometimes i lost concentration during your videos and i was not able to relax properly. But then with time i started to appreciate and understand your style and since i like weird stuff and good narrative, i also started to love your channel and now i can say with no doubts that yours is my favourite ASMR channel! I freaking love you Uncle Rift, never change my man... Never change!
The fact you post this length of content and people watch it and its normal for you is amazing. Your content is unique, and well planned/thought out, and is literally helping people as well as entertaining. THANK YOU ER. ❤
Hope you have the greatest of years, Uncle E, your content is always amazing. Much love from this Arkham patient traveling the world full time and currently in Argentina!
the fact that the first ad i see in this video is a ghibli asmr ad for honey is amazing. great video btw made me fall asleep which is hard enough since im a nightowl
I remember you did a harvest session with Dave a few years ago but you never went too far into detail about it, and then the Entity/Arkham Sanitarium itself told us in its video that it doesn't actually feed on the harvest, rather Professor Clemmons does something nefarious with it. Perhaps the body of the sanitarium is actually Nyarlathotep's main body rather than the Entity's? And where does Cthulu fit into the equation?
As someone starting there UA-cam video making “career” with playing assassins creed unity, PLEASE MAKE AN ASSASSINS CREED ASMR VIDEO. I haven’t been able to find many of them. Mostly it’s just exploring in the games but I really like your role play videos.
I wish you did more of those casual whispering and rambling videos, where you used to go into different tangents on anything you wanted to talk about at the time.
Good to see Bill is keeping up with his moisturizing routine, his hands look wrinkle-free for being in his 8,350's. Inspiring.
Lol
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Seriously! It looks like he JUST reached a thousand, truly stunning!
I love those double-edged complements, they're nice like butter but they sting a little
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everybody praises his creativity but his consistent quality is what always impresses me
Yeah that's true, think that's what got me hooked to start with 4 years ago or so. Just the quality, eye for details and consistency is very impressive.
I think it's more his creatively consistent quality creative consistency that always impressed.
he do da whole SHA BANG MAN !!! YAAAA !!!!!! very insightful opinion though ! HOLY !
ER is talanted in all aspects so 😁
From my perspective maintaining quality is easier than creativity. Since once you have the proper equipment, know how to use it, and know how to properly edit a vid you kinda slot into a routine. Coming up with wacky ideas all the time and never having the same idea be reused tends to have more of an active effort instead of a passive one.
The fact Clemmons seems to get friendlier the longer he exists is very unsettling. Im sure he'll eventualy hit a manic state and i will fear for the entire multiverse on that day
The Phrog speaketh truly
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 I swear to every single higher beings, I've seen you somewhere in another comment section.
@@gabederaspe8166 I bounce around ER Auracle and Dr Ts Stuff
Also gibi
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 ah yeah, now i remember, one of gibi's vids
@@gabederaspe8166 now I'm curious which one was it my guy
Everyone always praises his creativity, consistent quality and hair growth but his eldritch sanitarium is what always impresses me
I saw these 3 comments in a row but out of order and was incredibly confused
So with each note taking 50 years and around 50,000 notes that’s 2.5 million years. Then with each letter of each word taking 1 month and the average English word being 5 letters long with 20,000 words total, it would take only 8,333 years for the lyrics! Can’t wait to hear it!
and just a few more til it gets to broadway
>English
Oh, you silly, he's not limiting himself to English
The Function Of Transcendant Harmonies is multiplicative ^_^
Now that Corvus is about to perform the transmutation, things should get faster from here out.
Shit you did the math before I did
That's not long before avatar 3 is slated for release
Did ER just hit us with a, "Ah, you're finally awake" Arkham Edition?
You watch premium monke porn don't you?
@@TheRoseCurse so what if I do
Yeah ☆_☆
I’m always so happy when Professor Clemmons shows up. He’s so relaxing and interesting at the same time
the hat with the facial hair is giving me vauge terry pratchett vibes and im here for it 😂😂
He is Living Chaos, from H.P Lovecraft
1.5h episode of arkham lore?? Absolutely phenomenal as always Uncle E. !
Hear hear!
I initially thought the whole "Sanitarium is alive" thing was more of a metaphorical consciousness residing in the building, but apparently it's just a giant mimic. I don't know which is scarier.
The Answer Is *Y* *E* *S*
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 *N O*
I was just wondering to myself yesterday how is the malicious professor. I miss his videos. You really created a unique character with him, mostly due to how you act him out.
"Thought removal", "brain removal". Damn, I wish. You can keep them, Professor.
Thanks for your work, Mr. Rift.
Seriously. Keep the brain. If i could be killed but this relaxingly, I'd do it.
I am from Kazakhstan and I am surprised by the fact that I have been watching Uncle ER for almost 2 years
He has such a cretive approach to the video that he even lures foreign viewers here and it's very cool
Thanks to him, I quickly manage to fall asleep, I learn a lot of words in English
Thank you Uncle ER! I adore you
Keep up the good work
Mind explaining why your country is Important to this matter?
Nice, it seems the professor has been reanimated. I sure hope Corvus gave him back his big toe
facts lmfao
Get this dude a professional movie acting job holy shit, man is a diamond not even in the rough he an artist a master of his craft.
He would be priceless in a scifi-horror movie.
It's funny you say that... ^_^
Pretty sure he actually has a film or 2 where he's credited as working on the sound or at least I remember someone telling me something along those lines
Just double checked and yeah he's worked on "citizen Jane" as sound department, as well as "transcendent" as cultist. IMDB is your friend lol
@@mr.brightsai6772 lol as "cultist" now I've gotta go look for him in the background
Everybody praises his creativity and consistent quality and hair growth, but it's his genuine vibe that always impresses me
Love the reference to Outlast with the part of "Patient Upshur's Camcorder"
As well as the Abby Normal thoughts, reference to the film Young Frankenstein
ER you never fail to please with your clever little references.
So the building itself IS alive. That means I can challenge it to a game of super smash bros
I like the way you think, mind if I join in?
@OrichalChromeE cause it’s too scary
Indeed
Who do you think the Sanitarium mains, kinda think it would be Kirby
@OrichalChromeE yeah. i don’t even remember how old i was when i last played it. i should play that game again
I LOVE the idea of the Sanitarium purring
The timestamps add alot to your videos! I get to look through all the outlandish and wierd things that will happen in your videos and become very eager! Lmao glad you're still around er!
Insta-clicked on this video when it poped up. As i'm currently sick and it's late, it's the perfect timing.
Thanks!
lol it’s only 3 during the day for me rn lad did u ever sleep?
@@pabz121 By his name I think he's French so it's kind of late here 😂
Get well soon
I was sick and this was all I watched
Me too buddy, covid aint messing around but at least I've got ER to help me sleep
Hey E.R, I recently moved away from home to go to college and having trouble sleeping, and your videos are the only reason I’ve been getting though the nights. I’ve been watching your videos for 5 years now and I just wanted to thank you for all you do for your community. Hope you are having a good now and have an splentastic rest of your day
He just impresses me. Always has. I started watching him in high school, I’m a university graduate now lol this is SO impressive to keep me around for lore and soft sounds for such a long period of time
I'm starting to realize that the Arkham Sanitarium is basically Monsters Inc. It's filled with monsters and creatures of innumerable variety and instead of screams, they use tingles as an energy source. And instead of doors that can transport them to any child's bedroom, they have rifts that can take them to different universes and timelines.
This video has me sitting here, entranced, and drooling at the mouth. The relaxation is uncanny.
the mental image of a starkid style musical about arkham sanitarium starring all of the characters to show up on this channel is really whats keeping me going right now
I love ER lore I don't even watch for the Asmr I gotta know whats going on also if ur reading this u should write a book
everybody praises his creativity, constant quality and hair growth but his background design is what always impresses me
i fell asleep to this last night, not even 30 minutes in, woke up with my headphones, phone, and pillow all tossed to the side. i think i need to become an inpatient
I woke up at 5am and couldn't go back to sleep, so I came here. Even if my body refuses to sleep I will still be able to enjoy a wonderful video!
So if it took him 200 years to complete 4 notes for the musical, then that is at a rate of 50 notes per year. If so, we'll have to wait 2.5 million years for him to complete the musical of 50,000 notes. However, there are the lyrics of 20,000 words to add; if it takes him about a month to write a single letter and the average word (assuming he's writing in English) contains 4.7 letters, this means he has around 94,000 letters to write, taking as many months to write or ~7,800 years. This brings us to a total of approximately 2,507,800 years. Not too long, but it is irksome to wait for such a masterpiece.
If we include his estimation of 20,000 words at a rate of 1 month per letter, then it will take even longer.
The average word length in English is 5 letters long, so we can assume approximately 100,000 letters will be written, for 100,000 months or 833 years plus 4 months. The actual length we’ll need to wait should be about 2500633 years and 4 months.
Of course, this is all assuming the language of the beautiful art piece is the same language the Prof. is speaking to us, English. We could very well add or subtract 3 or 4 hundred years from that count, but until we learn which specific language the musical will be in nobody knows how long it’ll take exactly.
Of course, there’s also likely to be setbacks such as misplaced notes, fires, sabotage, and of course the actual production time of such a musical, which might take an additional million years on its own; however, I am hopeful we might see this in action as soon as 587361984 BCE!
@@shreeshfuup7058 Wow you replied fast, I edited my comment as he spoke more so sorry if it looks like I copied ya
I think you meant 50 years per note, at the end of your first sentence (instead of 50 notes per year).
I've kinda fallen off keeping up with this channel for a bit, but came back and the first few seconds already had me tingling more than I have the past year. Love the content, congrats on 1 million subs!
⁷⁷and
Black tape. Oh god. Yes. I've never said this about anything else. I don't think i've even talked about triggers ever. But i was doing something else, and i heard that tape, and i just went totally limp and frozen. So good.
Ah, glad the professor is alive and well (again). Starting off the new year with new life
Prof. Clemmons: do you want to see my notes?
Me: yes
Him: (shows musical notes)
Me: pun intended?
No, there's no pun here at all -_-
@@omicronlyrae6228 Understandable
Not gonna lie he got me!
@@T_Rav27 same
ROFL !!!!!!
We haven't seen Professor Clemmons for a long while. It's nice that the character is still around. Wait... Weren't we informed in ER lore that Professor Clemmons is actually the badguy of the Rift Universe? lol
When I first discovered Asmr, your channel was on of the first that I discovered and at first i really wasn't into your stile of Asmr, mainly because you always talk too much and being a non English native speaker (I'm Italian but i speak and understand English well) sometimes i lost concentration during your videos and i was not able to relax properly. But then with time i started to appreciate and understand your style and since i like weird stuff and good narrative, i also started to love your channel and now i can say with no doubts that yours is my favourite ASMR channel! I freaking love you Uncle Rift, never change my man... Never change!
3:19 I was about to sleep and then I saw him count out the 4 notes and laughed out loud so hard I think I popped my jaw
The fact you post this length of content and people watch it and its normal for you is amazing. Your content is unique, and well planned/thought out, and is literally helping people as well as entertaining. THANK YOU ER. ❤
Rift simply deserves it to bei called ASM"artist".
Just the beginning of this video is one of my favorites already
The sheer anxiety when the shaving cream almost drips off 😱😱😱😂😂😂
Hope you have the greatest of years, Uncle E, your content is always amazing. Much love from this Arkham patient traveling the world full time and currently in Argentina!
I don’t think Dave has held a sale at the thrift store in a while. Or seen any patients. Or opened the barber shop. Just saying. No Dave. Need Dave.
I second, Im starting to feel like Im not Dave's most favorite patient anymore
WE WANT DAVES THRIFT SHOP!!!!
Dead Dave's Are The Enemy
Uncle E delivers - new Dave video is up!
you manifested it
ER's sheer creativity never ceases to amaze me....I always look forward too him expanding Rift world.
Finally! The brain removal and massage lore. Very innovative
8:00
Well that’s a relief. What they showed happening to that gelfling gave me nightmares with those puppets so I’m glad I’m not gonna be skeksi’d
I don't understand this bit care to enlighten me?
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 from a film called the dark Crystal. Search smth like dark Crystal extraction scene or smth
i always look forward to the ERU video once a week, without fail
the fact that the first ad i see in this video is a ghibli asmr ad for honey is amazing. great video btw made me fall asleep which is hard enough since im a nightowl
I remember you did a harvest session with Dave a few years ago but you never went too far into detail about it, and then the Entity/Arkham Sanitarium itself told us in its video that it doesn't actually feed on the harvest, rather Professor Clemmons does something nefarious with it. Perhaps the body of the sanitarium is actually Nyarlathotep's main body rather than the Entity's? And where does Cthulu fit into the equation?
I also lost hearing in my left ear and I have tinitus and watching and listening to your videos help me relax and get sleep
I love your Arkham lore videos, ER.
Brb watching this and every other Arkham video on repeat forever.
It's cool to know that there are people watching this with me
funny how you commented this an hour ago so you should still be watching lol
*having experiments performed on us together
Dr Dave about to remove my brain to feed the sanitarium
hi, I just wanted to say I really love your original content, keep it up!
Now this is an instant ER classic. The whole gang is here, item wise!
I just started and I gotta say, I've never been so excited for a rubber chicken
When I'm ready to be done...
you brought me back. Thank you over and over.
That black tape sounds like future space interceptor.
I find that hat very funny, I like it.
Edit: Didn't realize it was the hat from the Darkwood video. Explains why I like it. :P
loving the outlast reference with miles upshur’s camcorder!
OMG the Outlast reference! Cannot waaaait to see future vids involving it! 😁 awesome stuff Rift, keep it up!
Uncle E, could you do ASMR comfort for depression or PTSD and other mental illness? It's been a long time you have not done those and I miss them
Watching at work and I laughed out loud when I saw the “notes” 😄
Wow. Now that black tape is something else. Really cool sound.
Just a suggestion, you should do a matrix themed episode where you play an agent or something like that
The best asmr channel. Can we get some all new triggersss! Or another traditional asmr vid! You are the best.
Man never fails to be creative. Keep it up Paul.
hes no doubt #1 best Asmrtist in the world
the more he says the sanitarium isnt a vampire and feeding sessions arent a bad thing, the less believable it feels.
3:58 i digs this notion
Loved the Outlast reference!! You're awesome ER!
love this ive watched it for 2 months now every night
As someone starting there UA-cam video making “career” with playing assassins creed unity, PLEASE MAKE AN ASSASSINS CREED ASMR VIDEO. I haven’t been able to find many of them. Mostly it’s just exploring in the games but I really like your role play videos.
I wish you did more of those casual whispering and rambling videos, where you used to go into different tangents on anything you wanted to talk about at the time.
I love that Outlast reference. One of my all-time favorites.
I’ve never been this early, excited to see what you came up with this time!!!
Love the dark crystal reference and an amazing video so far 😀
I love the added nod to the skexies as well. I’m sure not many know where they’re from :)
Can't believe no one's talking about the Outlast reference with Miles Upshur's camcorder.... I love it
Those gloves/hands are always the besssttt
Hey Rift, have you heard of the "Fishbowl Effect" in ASMR? I think it would be perfect for one of your videos, I just know you would nail it.
3:20 makes me wonder if eldritch beings would be the biggest procrastinators from our pov
Professor Clemmons out here looking like a randomly generated Sim at the start
I just realized patient upshurs camera was from outlast, I’m so disappointed in my self but relieved I finally got it
It's so awesome seeing the monster hands again :D I wondered what happened to them lol
I’m honestly interested in the birds and the bees of face huggers
Yes! Outlast reference; watching you play it is what got me into playing it
We need more professor clemmons!
An ephemeral rift video with a segment of something even remotely close to a hair dryer ? Favorited for sure
Love the Outlast references. Nice job
At this point your vides feel like a fever dream and i love it
“Awake,But not for long”
When I read that I assumed we were going to die but then I realized it meant sleep
43:27 space ship landing 😆
I thought this was gonna go over the diets of everyone in Arkham Sanitarium. Surprised by this video's plot but far from disappointed.
I LOVED the Dark Crystal reference. One of my favorite movies Rift.
For a moment I thought something went wrong with the reanimation process, like did they run out of human hands? But apparently it's fine.
Re animation? Did I miss some lore?
Corvus said in the christmas video the professor died by a chestbursting xenomorph
@@alfieogden many humans have been reanimated by the medical staff at Arkham Sanitarium
And many non-humans for that matter.
I'm gonna need that fan on loop
i'm glad to see you here
Am I the only one that would love to see bloopers 😁
OMG YOU ARE SUCH A PERFECT ASMRTIST!!! SUB DONE 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
your skin is glowing rift, you look great
4:06 When the boss asks how long your task will take