The First Mario Romhack I Couldn't Beat

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @kosmicspeedruns
    @kosmicspeedruns  Рік тому +260

    Apologies for the low moments in this playthrough, this hack did mental damage 😶‍🌫

    • @ecernosoft3096
      @ecernosoft3096 Рік тому +6

      FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and yeah :( we forgive you, our mario god. :)

    • @pozzumgee
      @pozzumgee Рік тому +15

      It's ok we're having fuuuuuun!

    • @-Keith-
      @-Keith- Рік тому +12

      No need to apologize, that timer going from 1:35 at world 4-1 to 4:37 by 7-2 is pretty self explanatory.

    • @mikeprado30
      @mikeprado30 Рік тому +4

      When there were low moments? You never lost it and your enthusiastic behavior was still there, even in the most pressured moments.

    • @qactustick
      @qactustick Рік тому +2

      Props for making it as far as you did. Both for knowing what to do to get through most of the levels, and being able to actually do it. At least the difficulty of the hack seemed fairly consistent, in that it only continued to get more difficult and didn't really bounce between easy and hard all that much.

  • @louisng114
    @louisng114 Рік тому +82

    "The First Mario Romhack I Couldn't Beat"
    I think you were looking for the phrase "chose not to"

  • @ElfinaAshfield
    @ElfinaAshfield Рік тому +131

    The "temperature" thing is a mistranslation. It says "from here now on, the difficulty will skyrocket". It feels surreal watching Kosmic watch a video on bilibili tho lol

    • @kosmicspeedruns
      @kosmicspeedruns  Рік тому +55

      haha, yeah sometimes it's just funny to roll with whatever comes out of google translate. Thank you for the proper translation though!

  • @mitchratka3661
    @mitchratka3661 Рік тому +14

    The fact you got to world 7 for a hack that no human should even consider playing is incredible.

  • @VinsCool
    @VinsCool Рік тому +49

    There are some really creative outside the box thinking involved in this one, and it was really cool to see honestly.

    • @novafawks
      @novafawks Рік тому +2

      Fancy seeing you here Vins, I recognize you from GBATemp ;)

  • @MrCheeze
    @MrCheeze Рік тому +34

    Unreasonable difficulty aside, that 1-1 puzzle was a genius idea.

  • @victorsoung
    @victorsoung Рік тому +46

    I'm very impressed with your skills dude. That was really tough

  • @QQyoko
    @QQyoko Рік тому +26

    I heard Todd Rogers and Billy Mitchell beat this no savestate and no death, 2 players 1 controller.

    • @mattpierce5009
      @mattpierce5009 Рік тому +6

      Billy did it in one contiguous run without any help back in 1985, and he did it on authentic SMB arcade hardware, and has the VHS tape to prove it. Expect to hear from his lawyer any day now

  • @vinterbjork4128
    @vinterbjork4128 Рік тому +28

    Level presents a really hard trick.
    Kosmic: I'm not sure I will be able to do this.
    Kosmic, 2 sec later: Did it!

  • @Nunya644
    @Nunya644 Рік тому +83

    Dude, was this really made in 2008?? WHO TF had this level of Mario knowledge in 2008, and an even bigger question who was this hack made for in 2008?
    I'm blown away at the level of knowledge of glitches required to complete this, I'd have thought like next to Noone knew enough about the glitches in 2008 to complete this hack back then.

    • @dougneon9550
      @dougneon9550 Рік тому +23

      The skill demanded is far surpassing unreasonable honestly

    • @trik0me
      @trik0me Рік тому +23

      In Japan in the 2000s there were some insane SMB gamers

    • @davelewis8270
      @davelewis8270 Рік тому +27

      It might have been meant for the tas community tbf.

    • @TheGirugamesh1000
      @TheGirugamesh1000 Рік тому +5

      People had already completely dissected the game by 08. Your youth shows. Dude by 1992 people already knew the majority of glitches.

    • @mr.business2922
      @mr.business2922 Рік тому

      ​ @TheGirugamesh1000 sure just take minus world

  • @djcolossal
    @djcolossal Рік тому +7

    bless your heart for doing so many levels manually

  • @zionfortuna
    @zionfortuna Рік тому +23

    Too bad this hack went from fun to Rohrleitung Gate's level of ridiculousness.

  • @vitanpatel9342
    @vitanpatel9342 Рік тому +9

    If your hack needs solution that make viewer think "no human could do this" instead of "it's incredible that this mario player can make this magic appear on the screen" - you crossed the line

  • @qactustick
    @qactustick Рік тому +26

    The whole sequence starting at 11:14 seemed like something outta Looney Tunes. "Uh oh" lol

  • @far2ez539
    @far2ez539 Рік тому +27

    Would've been cool if you opined a bit about things you liked or didn't like at the end of the hack. I think given your channels' directions, establishing yourself as more of an authority on good game design would be valuable.
    One thing I didn't see you comment on (but should definitely be lauded) is how they managed to squeeze so many worlds into an SMB1 hack by reusing previous world data. Your comment on the 5-3 hardmode flag is a great example of how it was done, as well as your comment on "Was this all so we could bring a mushroom back into 1-1?!" -- I think specifically commenting on how they overcame the limitation by doing some cross-world stuff like that would be a good idea, because they truly made a little metroidvania feel out of the hack.
    It's honestly a shame it became so TAS-heavy with tricks, because I think if we had seen you solve those puzzles and come to those realizations in realtime, we would've been mindblown.

    • @kosmicspeedruns
      @kosmicspeedruns  Рік тому +31

      theres only 1 stage in world 1, and 3 in the rest- for that reason there really aren't that many stages. But I agree, the mushroom to 1-1 and re-used 4-3 in hard mode things were crazy and brilliant. It's too bad they are marred by a couple of other really ugly things lol.

  • @TommyVinMI
    @TommyVinMI Рік тому +17

    Not for human consumption

  • @reesecarlton
    @reesecarlton Рік тому +26

    Loved the 2 videos on this hack, as well as part of the game itself, but it really does highlight how developers sometimes just make a game hard because they think that makes it more fun. The difficulty should enhance the experience (be it easy or hard, both can work), but there needs to be more to the game, and that's one of the biggest takeaways from all this, especially since we've seen the game be good at the start! But hey guess that's why Romhack Wednesdays are a thing, to try and sort the good and bad SMB1 hacks

  • @JakeRazorClawson
    @JakeRazorClawson Рік тому +5

    Indeed unfathomable, but all the way to a funny appropriate ending message. This hack reminds me of music albums that start really good but drag onto awkward irrelevance. Appreciate you giving more than a fair chance at this one and some others that had potential.

  • @SamWeltzin
    @SamWeltzin Рік тому +3

    Aw man, this hack was so cool to start off. How disappointing it started throwing bullshit at the player.

  • @erikeriksson1920
    @erikeriksson1920 Рік тому +13

    This hack is more like "for experienced TAS only".

  • @mikeprado30
    @mikeprado30 Рік тому +4

    This romhack reminded me the infamous one called Air and its sequel. Those ones are designed especially for TAS.

    • @kosmicspeedruns
      @kosmicspeedruns  Рік тому +7

      huh, i never thought AIR was very hard at all

    • @mikeprado30
      @mikeprado30 Рік тому +1

      @@kosmicspeedruns You have played it before, bro?

    • @kosmicspeedruns
      @kosmicspeedruns  Рік тому +4

      @@mikeprado30 yeah a long time ago. I should play through it again because the stream wasnt saved anywhere and i dont remember it too well

  • @MichelleSleeper
    @MichelleSleeper Рік тому +54

    The first half of this hack was really cool, it's a shame it wound up making lemons out of lemonade.

    • @reesecarlton
      @reesecarlton Рік тому +6

      I'm stealing that expression and nobody can stop me (not even you)

    • @MichelleSleeper
      @MichelleSleeper Рік тому +14

      @@reesecarlton It was either that, or "snatch defeat from the jaws of victory".

    • @reesecarlton
      @reesecarlton Рік тому +2

      @@MichelleSleeper I like that one too, heard it from Freezai (if you happen to know who that even is)

  • @Freddie7191
    @Freddie7191 Рік тому +6

    I'm so glad Kosmic did not improve the temperature.

  • @JacktheRacoon
    @JacktheRacoon Рік тому +1

    19:13 Escorting Bullet Bills?
    What a “blast”!

    • @arrosoir4544
      @arrosoir4544 6 місяців тому +1

      this joke wont fly, young man !

  • @ckellyedits
    @ckellyedits Рік тому +142

    Now we need a romhack for inexperienced players :(

    • @kosmicspeedruns
      @kosmicspeedruns  Рік тому +48

      truuuue. What would that look like?

    • @ckellyedits
      @ckellyedits Рік тому +74

      ​@@kosmicspeedruns just 1-1 except at the end the Princess was at the flagpole all along

    • @Average_K
      @Average_K Рік тому +30

      What about a romhack that places motivational quotes between levels? Everything else is exactly the same.

    • @saphcal
      @saphcal Рік тому +4

      @@ckellyedits isnt that just like the training course from the super mario bros movie trailer at that point? :P

    • @ckellyedits
      @ckellyedits Рік тому

      @@saphcal good point haha

  • @trik0me
    @trik0me Рік тому +3

    Man seeing you tap out, now I don't feel so bad about not being able to get past the 2nd level :D Still amazing to see you know most of the tricks and only really want to stop when it was getting a little too ridiculous

  • @ActuallyLydia
    @ActuallyLydia Рік тому +4

    The new setup looks amazing Kosmic!

  • @LotoTheHero
    @LotoTheHero Рік тому +20

    Saying this hack is for "experienced players" is the understatement of the century. ☠ I'm impressed that you kept going as far as you did. Like, it did have some cool ideas, but I feel like that was ruined by the monotony and extreme difficulty.

  • @PavoneSoftworks
    @PavoneSoftworks Рік тому +2

    Tfw you will never be as good as the famous speedrunner known as TAS

  • @claytonbaber
    @claytonbaber Рік тому +4

    sans tas completion would be beyond legendary, sans save states might actually break the universe

  • @hfcriske
    @hfcriske Рік тому +2

    This was supercool, probably the most interesting romhack I've seen you play so far :)

  • @chrisjagon
    @chrisjagon Рік тому +5

    sorry for the inconvenience....

  • @tylerroberts1276
    @tylerroberts1276 Рік тому +12

    Exploiting the game mechanics is cool for experienced players, but obtuse puzzles and literal guessing games isn't worth it for any player of any skill level.

  • @piemaster310
    @piemaster310 Рік тому +25

    Me at 30:01 : wow, Kosmic is giving up on kaizo levels faster than most people give up on dark souls bosses
    Me at 30:05 : this would not be fun to watch anyone play under any circumstances

  • @saphcal
    @saphcal Рік тому +2

    that was wild. i dont blame you at all for calling it. that got absolutely absurd.

  • @Atsumari
    @Atsumari Рік тому +4

    This was meant for a TAS after a certain point...

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta Рік тому +3

    This genuinely makes Kaizo Mario World seem completely reasonable by comparison. Kudos do you for playing such an ASTONISHINGLY bad game for Romhack Wednesdays.

  • @quinn7894
    @quinn7894 8 місяців тому

    When you started to pretend to have fun, it reminded me of chonnygame doing the anger management episode of cat mario

  • @cold_warrior
    @cold_warrior Рік тому +1

    This hack is very clever, but it gets pretty unreasonable. It's crazy that you even got so far. Can't imagine someone playing it without savestates

  • @rays7805
    @rays7805 Рік тому +1

    You made the right choice. I was experiencing your frustration vicariously.

  • @thepeternetwork
    @thepeternetwork Рік тому +1

    Not even Mario Maker could replicate this travesty of level design.

  • @litelbrown
    @litelbrown Рік тому +2

    New Series: Fun for the People

  • @gamingSlasher
    @gamingSlasher Рік тому

    This started out as Olympic level Super Mario but went into ridiculous area.

  • @you41041
    @you41041 10 місяців тому

    As unfortunate as it was to see the last few worlds become such a mess, the idea of going through worlds 2-7 just to get a powerup into 1-1 to access world 8 is just amazing

  • @16bitHi5
    @16bitHi5 Рік тому +1

    i think this shows how amazing you are at this game to have made it that far.
    DAAAAAAAAAANG

  • @so_bendy
    @so_bendy Рік тому +2

    Hey you got the razzle dazzle on the wall :D This hack looks IMPOSSIBLE btw lol.

  • @jonothanthrace1530
    @jonothanthrace1530 Рік тому

    8:05 you found some Koopa construction worker's creepy Mario shrine.

  • @RaceBandit
    @RaceBandit Рік тому

    Not even Rohrlietung Gate _(I probably spelled that wrong.)_ was that brutal. geez

  • @BUGFlower413
    @BUGFlower413 Рік тому +6

    This romhack just wasn't made to be played by humans TwT

  • @mkwilson1394
    @mkwilson1394 Рік тому

    This is like... close to AIR level. Wild!

  • @wolfguy423
    @wolfguy423 Рік тому +1

    this hack may have bested you but your still a god gamer.

  • @KenSch2020
    @KenSch2020 Рік тому +4

    Maybe you should give yourself an easier game to do next week. Maybe a game that has Sonic the Hedgehog in a Mario game for next Rom Hack Wednesday.

    • @kosmicspeedruns
      @kosmicspeedruns  Рік тому +5

      lol. Oddly specific 🤔
      But I will do something along those lines at some point!

    • @KenSch2020
      @KenSch2020 Рік тому +1

      @@kosmicspeedruns I figured that might be a change of pace with all those Mario rom hacks that like to have hidden blocks that make you hit them and die.

  • @LeoStaley
    @LeoStaley Рік тому +6

    A true Kaizo romhack for smb1. I love it..

    • @Patralgan
      @Patralgan Рік тому +1

      This is like Kaizo squared. Approaching Kusottare Mario -levels of nonsense

  • @shovel_salesman
    @shovel_salesman 6 місяців тому

    hard mario 1 levels are either "interesting puzzle" or "invisible bullet bill parkour"

  • @GrinninPig
    @GrinninPig Рік тому

    OK, you're too good at this game, there needs to be a law

  • @allegorysplatterpunk1829
    @allegorysplatterpunk1829 Рік тому +1

    Ridiculous hack 😅 Thanks for the upload man

  • @alexanderpedersen1401
    @alexanderpedersen1401 Рік тому

    The knowledge is insane.....

  • @lukahmad5683
    @lukahmad5683 Рік тому

    This hack belongs to the bottom of the iceberg of Mario Romhack Icebergs lol

  • @askthepizzaguy
    @askthepizzaguy Рік тому

    Sarcasm: *I guess you just weren't experienced enough.*
    Real thought: This was starting to get painful when I saw how long you had been at it. I felt glad when you threw in the towel, I was right there with you, ready to be done.

  • @MarxMayhem
    @MarxMayhem Рік тому +1

    That princess ain't worth it. lmao

  • @LettersAndNumbers300
    @LettersAndNumbers300 Рік тому

    This one’s a lot of fun to watch!

  • @TheDoctorofOdoIsland
    @TheDoctorofOdoIsland Рік тому

    That 8-2 is pure nonesense.

  • @Nob1ej0n
    @Nob1ej0n Рік тому

    Wow, I'm super glad you stopped playing at that point. That's nuts!

  • @LeoStaley
    @LeoStaley Рік тому

    You know what I want to see? More kaizo hacks like this, with the super hard tricks that only someone of kosmic's skill and knowledge can pull off, but WITHOUT the impossible to figure out bullshit. It's sad that SMW gets all the kaizo love when there seems to be so much potential for SMB.

  • @DiegoLeonardoAl
    @DiegoLeonardoAl Рік тому

    My brain melted trying to understand this :(

  • @vitanpatel2061
    @vitanpatel2061 Рік тому

    That's one threatening title

  • @Frigidevil
    @Frigidevil Рік тому

    The fact that you got as far as you did in under 5 hours of gameplay is ridiculous.

  • @staudinga
    @staudinga Рік тому

    Amazing how far you got, considering this hack is clearly not meant for normal play.

  • @AltairEgo1
    @AltairEgo1 Рік тому

    So basically, the biggest challenge in this romhack is clipping through walls.

  • @quadpad_music
    @quadpad_music Рік тому +4

    Hey Kosmic, would you mind linking the TAS video you consulted?

    • @kosmicspeedruns
      @kosmicspeedruns  Рік тому +4

      oh yeah for sure! Great point. Here it is, and I added it to the description
      www.bilibili.com/video/BV11T411s7U6/

    • @quadpad_music
      @quadpad_music Рік тому +1

      @@kosmicspeedruns Somehow I didn't get notified about this. Thanks!

  • @teemupennanen8359
    @teemupennanen8359 9 місяців тому

    stressful hack is stressful

  • @NHLroyrocks
    @NHLroyrocks Рік тому +1

    lol, i have never seen you look so uncomfortable!

  • @tg3205
    @tg3205 Рік тому

    Kosmic should do SMM one and two streams

  • @DaveGamesVT
    @DaveGamesVT Рік тому +2

    That's gonna be a no from me!

  • @JouvaMoufette
    @JouvaMoufette Рік тому

    brb going to world 7

  • @klop4228
    @klop4228 Рік тому

    Ok but I unironically love 8-2

  • @realDonaldMcElvy
    @realDonaldMcElvy Рік тому +1

    Super Mario Bros. 2.236068

  • @quinn7894
    @quinn7894 8 місяців тому

    2:26 So satisfying

  • @Newtination
    @Newtination Рік тому

    This hack was great up 'til World 5 lol

  • @nicknosov8497
    @nicknosov8497 Рік тому

    This is a kaizo puzzle hack.

  • @matthewguinn7977
    @matthewguinn7977 Рік тому

    I have Cube Root of 3.

  • @whthafk
    @whthafk Рік тому +1

    is this the 500 iq one still? that one lookd tricky af

  • @RetroGamingBoards
    @RetroGamingBoards Рік тому

    Good Job 👏

  • @ColdAndBrew
    @ColdAndBrew Рік тому

    Lol I know some of it wasn’t fun, but it was very entertaining.

  • @whtiequillBj
    @whtiequillBj Рік тому

    you played up to and a little farther then what is humanly viable.

  • @goldenhog
    @goldenhog Рік тому

    SMB grandmaster tech

  • @davelewis8270
    @davelewis8270 Рік тому

    Not going to do a dram55 and start running this then?

  • @nugboy420
    @nugboy420 Рік тому

    Wait a two parter?

  • @SidusuC
    @SidusuC Рік тому

    Honestly that’s a skill issue.
    I could pass that entire game first try if I had 200 years to prepare.

  • @andro6534
    @andro6534 3 місяці тому

    Was Peach worth it?

  • @BenutzerWalter
    @BenutzerWalter Рік тому

    8:25 that is a

  • @AndaRafa
    @AndaRafa Рік тому +1

    See u still smile play this.. make me frustrated

  • @Skul1ManEXE
    @Skul1ManEXE Рік тому

    What's wrong with the soundfont?

  • @vitanpatel9342
    @vitanpatel9342 Рік тому

    thy lost the plot after 6

  • @AFrenchman31
    @AFrenchman31 Рік тому

    Anyone who can't bear a Mario game lacks the skills of a 6yo 🙂

  • @mr.business2922
    @mr.business2922 Рік тому

    Won't*

  • @ben949
    @ben949 Рік тому

    kosmic how do you have 2 silver play buttons?

  • @elecman748
    @elecman748 11 місяців тому

    Mad cuz bad lol
    -This message was written by ChatGPT

  • @Kowalth
    @Kowalth Рік тому

    Dude, this hack is cursed! Never play it again, please. It was painful to watch even using TAS!

  • @ramiel555
    @ramiel555 Рік тому

    yo, I beat this in like 20 minutes, obviously this kosmic guy is a #fake_gamer 👀
    nah, but seriously, this is some ridiculous stuff and I learned about the existence of probably a dozen new tricks/clips/wtfs of the SMB1 engine from these videos. I'm always flabbergasted thinking about how all this stuff even gets figured out
    having to play 7 worlds just to bring a powerup to the first level is kinda cool though, that feels like some TSRPR stuff (I think that was it, but might be some other well known SMW romhack) where you have to get the star in your item box from some late level then go back to an earlier one and use it to swim through the lava to find the secret way forward. Except the game actually gives you clues about it...I think, lmao, it's been a while