How Long Can You Survive In Mario Sunshine?
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- Опубліковано 8 жов 2024
- Raking every level in Super Mario Sunshine Based on how easy they are to live in during a survival scenario.
Super Mario Sunshine for the Nintendo GameCube sees Mario forced to defend himself of accusation being a Banksy ripoff after Bowser Jr. Frames him by creating the worlds worst series of painting across the sun-drenched tropical paradise of Isle Delphino. We don't really care about that though. We just want to see how well your average human could survive if they were just dropped into these levels randomly with no perpetration ahead of time.
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"The ice doesn't melt, so the entire level is below freezing" man I know you wanted this one to work, but you're going to die of hypothermia in that case.
@@pyritenightmare I came down here to say this. He took heat into account for all the other levels but breezed past trying to live in a freezer lmao
How about the ice block in the air strip that does melt and it's definitely not cold 😂😂
if you can break off some wood from the surface of the blocks (should at least be easier in the cold) you might be able to make a fire with that two stick method you always see in movies, and since you're getting dropped in with the clothes on your back i think you MIGHT have a shot if you happen to get isekai'd while wearing a winter coat
that said, even if that all does work, you'd run out of breakable wood eventually and there's a pretty good chance you just freeze to death while making the fire, or whiff one of the jumps you'd need to get to that part of the area bc you won't be as agile with a bigass coat on
I mean, watermelon skin parka
“can i beat a pianta to death with my bare hands?”
this guys asking the big questions
Mario: _shows up for vacation_
Delfino police: "JAIL!"
OnADock: _steals every piece of fruit and squats in every building on the island_
Delfino Police: "I sleep"
He was framed for mass graffiti that threatened the livelihood of Isle Delfino though. Said graffiti caused the Shine Sprites to scatter. I imagine that may be why the Piantas are on edge and untrustworthy of Mario. It could be that they welcome outsiders, but their trust is rattled to a degree when Bowser Jr. Used his magic brush to create said graffiti that ends up putting the island in a precarious situation.
@@josephconover5270 they literally saw him arrive and still didn't give a damn in the court case. They dont cate
0:38 You're **sniffle** going to **sob** do what, to ALL THE RATS? **shudder**
Good video. A couple things:
About Tall Grass Minigame: There's a Pianta who implies he has searched that area for *thirty-eight years* so rain must fall very frequently for him to have survived that long. He doesn't say he's lived there specifically, but I think the joke is supposed to be that he's a terrible explorer who can't find the thing he's looking for even when it's literally been living above his head for decades. Unless you want to argue that, as tree/mountain people Piantas can store water in their body better. Like camels. What I think the actual issue is the one bird there is a named bird (the Red Bird of Happiness) which makes me think it's special. So it's not a renewable food source, so if you didn't count the enemies you'd starve(and I think Pokeys are made of paint in this game, so you probably can't, even if it apparently is tasty.)
Seems to me you could survive in Pinna Park if you just ate and drank during the day, then when the park closed you go outside to your little tent. Maybe sneak out a fruit for a late night snack. This assumes the park is open every day however, and most parks aren't. So you'd be starving on holidays like Christmas. You'd have to sneak in and that carries the same risks. And even if you think that's just me making stuff up that doesn't exist in the game, the park DOES close down in-game (Episode 2) so it's clearly a thing that happens.
This doesn't actually impact survivability but I think Hotel Delfino is supposed to suck. The hotel manager is kind of shady, the employees almost never have drinks stocked out in the huts, and a hotelgoer complains about a massive leak in one of the bathrooms over the course of several episodes. Most of that is just from dialogue, so take that as you will. So maybe it wouldn't be so nice, but I guess comparably it's still one of the best.
Thank you for providing a platform for which to ponder useless hypotheticals, such subjects are my favorite.
I'm gonna say that the Piantas can just survive for a long time with no food or water, because of the chuckster secret level
"There's no Rico Harbor Department of Labor Statistics" Not yet there isn't. We need to get AnyAustin on this.
Ok the "breaking in at night to drink from the sink" made me laugh then the "hope he doesn't find out his spigot is getting sucked" omg 😊thanks
The presence of dead Blooper and Bloopad bodies in the fishing boats of Ricco Harbor implies that these enemies are edible despite them probably being made of goop. What does goop even taste like?
Well there's a guy in Delfino Plaza who talks about how the goop tastes sweet, almost like candy.
Mind you that's the brown chocolaty looking goop and not the black stuff from Ricco Harbor, it's fair to assume that the black goop legit tastes like eating squid ink.
Mind you based on the fact that the bloopers never actually splat into goop upon death, it's a fair assumption that at the very least some bloopers aren't made from goop.
@@Robbie_Haruna
I had the black goop in mind, and was thinking it would taste like licorice
That was before seeing your comment. Didn't know the game ever confirmed any goop at all tasted like candy, that's just what I envisioned because it felt Mario-like to me. That's a neat coincidence.
Though, I did know that the pollution goop was designed not to look very filthy so it's more appealing for the eyes. So that knowledge with the prior info, I think the brown goop is like chocolate, and the black is like licorice.
Oh I just looked it up, the other colors, pink and turquoise. I imagine they taste like fruit roll ups. So a pink lemonade and a blue raspberry
Presumably creatures existed on and around the island before Baby Bowser showed up, right?
Maybe the fishing boats have Non-goop animals in them?
@@calemr There are vendors selling generic fish in Ricco Harbor, so I guess that counts.
It is confirmed that the reason why all the enemies in Super Mario Sunshine look so weird is because Bowser Jr. drew them and didn’t know exactly how to do so correctly. Blue Cataquacks are one of the few enemies implied to be native to Isle Delfino despite collapsing into goop if you lead them into water (they avoid water unless they chase you while you are hovering).
@@AlexDown1 Now, I don't know if the other goops would necessarily have a taste, at least the electric stuff that looks like it tastes like something sour. Not sure that one and the Fiery goop in Pianta Village would be considered edible lol.
But at the very least the goop tasting sweet like candy makes a lot of sense when you consider Bowser Jr. is a child.
I'm pretty sure the piantas are normally friendly, but are only angry at Mario for defiling their island (which is Bowser Jr. disguised as Mario), so I'd have to say that the "ropes" wouldn't be coming out for you or me, but it's also a nice thing to take into account since the enemies (like Petey Piranha) are defenitely still hostile
"can I beat pianta to death with my bear hands" made me choke on my water lol
Keep up the great work man
LOL, the thought of sneaking into a juice bar at night just to drink from the sink!
Bro you aren't surviving more than seconds in the volcano. That ambient temp is gonna broil you like a lobster in seconds painfully. I'd rather take the diving levels honestly.
Theoretically, Gelato Beach's watermelon festival would mean that people of the area farm watermelons. It'd make good work, and food, if you can convince someone to help you start. And since it's a festival, you'd know when it comes around. If not for work, I'm sure you could spare a few seeds and start your own little farm.
When you were pondering the practicality of fighting a Pianta I was laughing because if those things can throw a rotund 5'1 man that far, they can probably just pick you up and rip you in half with little effort
They also play baseball using literal palm trees as bats.
Great job on this one! I was actually pretty jazzed the whole time. Good job to you and Editor-Friend!
Great Video, i love the editing style (since its paced slower than a lot of whats on UA-cam atm) you earned a sub from me!
Love this video a lot! For Pinna Park, i would drink from the sprinklers and chill around and eat food, enjoy the festivities and whatnot.
And then when the park closes for the day, i am gonna assume nightfall will hit. So ill just chillax on the beach under a tree or on the random boat that just sits there not being used.
It's interesting how this genre of video always ends up coming down to: does the world we're supposed to survive with work on video game logic or real world logic? Because if it's by real world logic every npc should be sentient and you could befriend then and get their help to survive asking them to bring you food from other places on the island, if it's by video game logic however we gotta consider time actually doesn't move in this game so it'd gonna be eternal daytime which would probably make our biology get kinda whacky too and make us go insane
THIS. Realistically speaking, supply routes would be a thing, so once you get past establishing yourself, you can just order the stuff you need yourself, and help the transport staff take your groceries home!
I mean if it's real world logic, there should already be food, shelter, and water in all the places where people actually live. Cause people live there.
28:12 “This one just likes go-karting and tennis!”
Also that one: Kidnaps people and puts them in paintings multiple times in the Luigi’s Mansion games.
Technically if you want to use the game logic, any level with a one up mushroom is infinitely survivable, as they respawn every time you do. It would be a terrible life, because you'd be constantly dying of dehydration every 72 hours, but it is survivable indefinitely!
You actually can’t survive if you only ate watermelon for the rest of your life. Humans need to eat a variety of foods to get essential nutrients.
Yep. Unfortunately we are apes, not monkeys. Apes need at least some meat.
@@polarknight5376 That... isn't quite accurate. Gorillas don't eat any meat, unless you count insects. Same for orangutans. And even chimps mostly hunt cause they LIKE meat, they can survive just fine never eating it.
But it is true that a diet of only watermelon would probably be missing a whole lot of important nutrients.
Yes you’d miss out on necessary proteins (amino acids) and essential fatty acids. So you would die way before because of this unbalanced diet.
I think the one level with the one ice cube and melon should also have the egg blocks counted too. It's a trickier food source, but if you can make it to the melon to begin with you've already navigated that part successfully
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This is like a question no one ever asked but you answered anyway
I love mr bing bing wahoo...also id pick the hotel
i think it would be fun to see if the 6 worlds in kirby and the forgotten land would be livable
25:00
you could make a leaf tent to sleep in and visit the park every day to drink and maybe try to stock up on food as much as possible so you aren't required to visit the park every day. If you could get hired you can make your home more comfortable too
32:55 I think this one actually isn't as grim as you make it out to be- if you can get the glass to break, you can get tools that you can use to carve handholds in the wood and climb out. Since the glass's so thick I think getting a crack to start would be a problem though, but I think it's possible if you ripped up the floor to get firewood and a fire drill and then lit a fire such that it gets a part of the glass really hot. Then, you quickly extinguish the fire and piss on the hot glass, it'll crack due to the rapid cooling.
I think a person could probably live comfortably in any place where there are other sentient beings by becoming a carpenter / handyman, excluding peach and bowser and Bowser junior- all of the sentient creatures in the game have clubs for hands, so fine motor functions probably come at a premium. Unless they have really strong lips and teeth and get shit done with those, but even then you're gonna be so much more efficient.
This has 1.5k views?? Super underrated, great video
I love this! Videos about “the science of gaming” is so fun to me, and learning how to live in these areas was so fun! Great vid, keep it up
This guy is incredibly funny. Im happy i found your page!
I love this idea! Can’t wait for this to blow up and for your next video!
Hold up how does this only have 496 views?!
6:49 there's a cloud right there, you could use the raw materials from the tree to create a dewcatcher and drink from that
Regarding the xenophobia (can’t believe I’m saying that) it might have more to do with Mario being a wanted criminal than anything else.
That said, they also don’t seem the friendliest folk. I could see it going either way.
6:49 theoretically can you drink the blood of your previous life after using the 1-up or nah?
Thank you paper fish person I'm glad to know this tropical resort is mostly death. Probably would be very boring too after awhile
This is a very subjective video so I have a lot of things to think about
*Things I agreed with*
- I like the idea of Mario just "jumping out of" the secret rooms via Shine Sprite
- Mario can somehow restore health when he collects coins, but I think that's just a gameplay mechanic, they probably aren't edible
*Things I didn't agree with*
- The Bianco folk are not xenophobic around Mario, they're just mad because they can't tell him apart from Shadow Mario
- A few NPCs state that the paint is technically edible, and supposedly tastes sickly-sweet
*Extra ways to survive*
- The people at Gelato Beach, Pinna Park, and Blooper Racetrack might be generous enough to offer you water for a short time
- You could probably befriend the sandbird (and ride it who-knows-where!) if you weren't a video game hero
- Maybe you could ride the flying Stu creatures to the watermelons in Hotel Secret Top-floor Lobby Thing
I feel like with Pinna Park you might be able to make a shelter on the outside from the get-go to avoid getting kicked out, which would make survivability much easier on that stage.
I think for the Hotel's Secret Lobby if you're living there for multiple year you'd get bored enough to attempt to break off pieces of brick slowly to build some sort of a way up the wall. A stupid long process but what else would you do with your time really? Chance of survival is slim, but feasible.
I think maybe some of the secret levels are *potentially* possible if the shine maybe acts as a warp that takes you to Delfino Plaza? Not very likely but I thought to note that.
Eating the stus and pokies would be pretty quick death I'd like to add considering they're made of paint. Oop
Overall really good video though!! Such an interesting concept and a fascinating way to look at a game. :)
Strutting Stu? More like strutting stew eh?
Sorry but the watermelon and ice level is just bait. I don't doubt the maths, but I doubt you can make the jump, and even if you can there's nothing you can grab onto. It's a shame but it's not actually survivable
rip up the block thingies and make a bridge
I would honestly love to see you cover a game like Mario Galaxy
I just wanna see you explain how much better surviving in Beach Bowl would be then surviving in like Battle Rock
"His spigot getting sucked" lol
"I don't like my water salty" well are you a freshwater fish or a saltwater fish?
so, regarding the 1 up mushrooms in the secret levels... those come back every time you die... so you can actually die as many times as you're willing, You should have included a "Death Eternal" section for those.
And in regards to the Yoshi Go Round secret... I have one precursor question to the ice and Melon... How exactly do you plan on reaching the melon to dig in?
With the pachinko level, I fail to see how falling into the sky is the greatest issue. You'd be killed just by being launched like Mario there.
Going into this immediately thinking "do we assume nothing rots?" thanks to the thumbnail
Pina Park is easy, just drink in the day, hollow out a few of the infinite gourds to store water ahead of closing time, and sleep out on the beach at night.
How does this video only have a billion views?
"no isle delfino bureau of labor statistics" he said, not knowing ANY AUSTIN exists and does videos doing exactly that...
i mean
the people of bianco hills i think just don't trust mario
so as long as you
don't look exactly like mario
I think you're good there.
also noki bay is covered in shade so I think shelter isn't a problem there, even if you couldn't find any
Yeah but they also can't tell Shadow Mario from real Mario, so I think Pianta eyesight might be a little lacking.
I think the Piantas especially don't like Mario because they think he was responsible for the goop all over the place, that's why he was also taken to court. I doubt that they would treat every person like that, they just have heard very bad things about Mario in beforehand.
I mean... If the watermelon doesn't rot because by using the ice logic, then if means that the beach also wouldn't become night, so you wouldn't be able to drink tap water from the bar.
The good thing is that we are not criminals which means everyone's going to be much more friendly to us
I would love to know how survivable the Shin Megami Tensei games or Old Persona games are
a lil bit of a passed fact but Coconut water can be used as a substitute for...well water, so if a level has Coconuts, it has a hydration source.
Very interesting! Didn't one of the Noki at the theme park own the place? Maybe they could trade off some work for letting us not play the trespassing game. LOL
Hope the numbers pick up on this one-it’s super fun!!!
You can survive the night without water. Just enter the park for water during the day
Squatters rights for the sand cabana!
In Delfino Plaza along with any level with the sewers you can live in the sewers indefinitely, though it probably wouldn't be pleasent
I would consider the sand bird to be death under 72 hours because you'll need more hydration than normal since you need to stay constantly moving and cannot sleep + it seems quite sunny
I would love to see you do this for SM64 or any of the original Spyro gamez
Giant Watermelon Cube Thumbnail Jumpscare
I feel like you might have breezed past the part where the bottle level doesn't have a lid on on it, implying you'd be able to breathe air
I need to point out that just because there's food, you can die from malnutrition
You could probably hide on the platform on top of the ferris wheel
That first enemy you showed is a sentient water balloon. So no you can't eat it probably clean water tho
I was not expecting racial profiling and emotional manipulation in this video. Neat!
I think in pinna park there probably isn't any security, like there are those hostile ass turtles in there and nobody's doing anything about them!! Even if there was, you could probably make a gun from the materials around the park, and given that the piantas don't have thumbs, they probably don't have guns either, so they would eventually have to just give up.
Fyi, the Surf Cabana is owned by the female pianta with a son.
It's not that it's vacant it's that she's typically out and about during the day.
See if a human could survive in one of the metroid titles
If people think infinitely respawning food is cheating I do hope these same people have never eaten anything that was plant or animal based.
25:00 You could just sleep on the beach and in the morning you can go back to the park.
Dude i would totally eat a whole enemy and had the coin spawn in my belly wtf
20:07 also enemies drop coins on death, so murder is on the table
You know you could just eat the piantas/Noki as well...
28:35 that doesn't make sense because Mario didn't make a reservation.
I... always thought the heat haze effect was present in every level. Am I wrong?
Fun fact: Nintendo made Piantas racist for accuracy, because they're based on italians.
Good stuff. Btw your title gives this a low effort vibe at first glance, might wanna change it.
UA-cam is full of ranking vids and they tend to be just a guy ranting with minimal editing or scripting.
Ah, thank you for the criticism. I am open to changing the title, I didn't love what I ended up choosing, but I felt this was the best of what I thought up. Any suggestions for changes?
@@OnADock I'd just rephrase it without mentioning the ranking.
"How survivable is Mario sunshine?" or something
@@OnADock How about, "Which Mario Sunshine level could you live the longest in?".
what was the old title?
@@hamdy-man2237 but I like it because it's not in my face. It doesn't give low effort, it gives "your friend trying to prove a point" kind of genuine vibe :)
24:47 you can just build a tent and just Go in the park during the day
You should do this with the Wii sports resort games
I personally feel that mario only takes damage without a hat because it's hurting his ego. as in mario 64 he took MORE damage. Mario has an emotional dependency to his hat.
also the airstrip actually counts as the main isle delfino plaza considering the coin coun ter persists between the two.
@stanzacosmi He counted sections/sub-areas separate. As long as they aren't directly linked; iin this case you'd likely need a boat to reach the plaza.)
@@papapineapple Yeah, and what do you use to reach it? A boat. You just talk to the guy and he takes you to and from the plaza, albeit with the cost of not having a single sea shanty on the ride according to him, which is a horrible cost to bear but it exists.
The one up mushroom response?
ok, now the areas from eclipse
in Isle Parkour-
Yippie Sunshine Content
cool shit would watch u doing this for other games
26:37 just eat the eggs
27:16 wouldn't you eventually die of vitamin deficiency though? Or diabetes from only eating sugary watermelon for years?
I do burn in 30 seconds... :c
why doesnt he mention the durability of the watermelon skin?
How survivable is Pokémon SV
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