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Dude at this point Sams rented out the garage to Zach. At an interest. So he can keep his Bro around for Content Purposes. God I wish that was me. (This is a meme y’all Neanderthals
when he showed the sodas i got so excited bc we sell those at the store i work at and every so often someone buys them and then throws up outside. it’s very entertaining to see
Damn I wish anything that entertaining happened at my shitty grocery job. Shit happens but its never entertaining for the employees. The last crazy thing to happen was when a customer threw a full basket of groceries at the deli manager because the pizza oven wasn't working. Before that it was a 10 cent gasket breaking, partially flooding the second floor, right above the freezer and right next to the IT room. The PIC turned off the water quickly and they mopped it up without too much damage but it could have been hairy. Building was just completed 8 months ago for 19 million dollars or something.
Aw man, good thing that guy uploaded an ambiguous video link that most definitely elaborates on Zach’s ability to make you have a gut-busting good time. How lucky.
@@potatosmasher1072 it is somewhat serendipitous, as i was rather confused about the meaning behind this so-called "gut-busting good time", thank you Emotional Damage for elaborating so swiftly
@@oldorox they didn't cook anything, just cold out of the can. Off course it's gonna be disgusting, plus it's canned food, not something out of a restaurant. Personally I don't like snail or seafood, which come close in texture. But haggis, real homemade Scottish haggis is really good. Won't deny that's there is a lot of spices tho. Spent a week in Scotland, ate haggis like 4 times.
I've seen other people try that exact slop and they've said the same thing, somehow the chicken is extremely dry, despite being submerged in a bath of slime.
I love how Sam is trying to distract his brother from his broken marriage by giving him a good time by putting on a chef outfit and entertaining him with outlandish food ideas.
I fucking love how effortlessly Sam's torturing Zach with the visual details of the food, makes it sound like he's doing it matter-of-factly but it's all a part of his genius plan to make the whole experience as unpleasant as possible lmao. I've had a super fucking bad last couple of weeks, this has brought me 20 minutes of laughter and sore sides, thanks lads. Appreciate y'all 😂🤙🖤
you should get one of those horrible post-war british cookbooks where they had an abundance of new ingredients with absolutely no how to actually implement them banana and mayonnaise aspic type food crimes
I used to prep snails for Escargot back in my resto days, that crunch Sam felt was most likely an egg that was left inside the snail. We used to have to pick them out, or else guests would get angry and demand refunds. It's a 2 for 1 deal!
At some point in one of these videos you need to make a regular PB&J sandwich, place it in front of him delicately, and look him in the eyes without a single word.
@@Davion197 Then we do what we can; after a certain amount of reports, surely something happens. I am interested in whatever kickback/corruption scheme you have in mind--I'm pretty sure I have a good idea already considering links in general are automatically culled and "kill phrases" can get auto purged depending on the latest national or international tragedy.
Being from scotland, I think you ate the lowest possible tier of haggis possible, cold from a can lmao. It’s definitely an acquired taste but over here when it’s fresh and ready to cook it can actually be quite tasty
I've been to Scotland and had alot of haggis because I loved it. To be fair though I'm Dutch and we're known to have shitty cuisine so we'll probably eat about anything but haggis is one of those things I wish we could get here anywhere
I find it funny he imported it from Europe, and on the video you can see it says made in the usa right above the barcode. He spent a fortune, just to have it shipped back to the usa. God only knows why a European would import American haggis when Scotland is right there
I love haggis, but maybe it's because my dad is Scottish so we grew up with haggis and blood pudding! I'll even eat the canned stuff honestly because we can't get it where I live.
The fact that Sam just keeps shoving anything inside his mouth, without thinking about it twice, makes me wonder what that's supposed to say about Ab's cooking skills.
There's few channels that release videos that feel like true treats when they upload, but I gotta say, getting to see Zach in divine comedy levels of torment is one of them.
You have to heat tinned haggis but real haggis is lamb pluck (heart, liver and lungs) mixed with oatmeal, onion, suet and salt in a sheep's stomach (traditionally) but now it's a casing. Haggis sounds rank but it's really good. We even have it in chip shops as a supper. We batter it and fry it!
Sweet Sue here.... I've attempted to just let your comments about my wholesome meal go, but with no avail. I've cried for days now. My chicken is fully cooked, and inspected for wholesomeness! My life's work is a sham! *shakes fist at the sky*
The irony of the HelloFresh sponsorship is hilarious even in itself. Next there will be a Manscaped ad on a video of Sam attempting and failing to perform basic hygiene without help from his caretaker (Abby).
Being a younger sibling myself, i can feel sam revelling in the power he retains over Zach's "bachellor phase" Young siblings can only dream of that power. Thank you for sharing your power fantasy with us, you beautiful small haired man
I like how it ends on “i think I can get him to do more” he’s really pushing his own flesh and blood to the limits just for our entertainment. Who am I kidding, its for his own entertainment
I've eaten cooked snails fresh of the cost of Newfoundland on the rocky beaches around Petley, and they were excellent. Walk down the edge of the beach where you find massive boulders to climbs on and you can pick up snails and muscles right off the rocks and bring them home. Good stuff man.
I really want a Ad scene at the end where he brings out a plate of a Hello Fresh meal and he's extremely cautious until you say it's from the sponsor. Lmao
You’ll always be my favorite UA-camr Sam you’re like the last one standing I’ve never watched the same you tuber for so long since the Skyrim let’s play days bruh
Brown Bread is a very New England thing, its actually shocking to me that someone in the USA doesn't know what it is. Brown bread needs to be sliced and toasted in is pan with butter. You usually eat its with baked beans.
Yeah, beanies and weenies with brown bread was a staple growing up in Mass. I just shook my head when they just started eating it dry out of the can. Hot and covered in butter, it's really good.
We sell it out west I just didn't know what it was for or how you eat it. The only people who buy it here are really old so I just figured it was a dish that fell out over the decades. Thanks for the info.
You should get another HelloFresh sponsor and cook it for Zach in middle of Worst Recipes session but pull it from the off stage so he wont see the process and question what have you done to it
More of this please. Only give the boy a good dessert. Homemade spam and cheese ice cream. For the entree a delectable portion of pickled pigs feet and canned clams. Then the starter should be the disgusting peanut butter and hersheys chocolate quesadilla.
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LETS GO
Ooooo bet
Noice
hope its better than the shit in the cans
Didn't even pin his advert message rookieeee
Little did I know i'd be laughing my ass off at canned chicken today lmao
Man those escargots looked disgustings and I laughed my ass off looking at them eating it
oh shit hey drew
The chicken part was funny af 😂
Little did we know Drewski also partakes in this comedic gold
I did NOT expect to see you here.
The fact that Zach is back for a 3rd time really shows how powerful he is, or Sam threatened to evict him
Actually this is time #4
@whaaa t cool
Or desperate for the smallest amount of money lol
Dude at this point Sams rented out the garage to Zach. At an interest. So he can keep his Bro around for Content Purposes. God I wish that was me. (This is a meme y’all Neanderthals
Probably the latter tbh
It was easier to watch a baby being delivered than seeing that chicken slide out of that can
The chicken had me crying 🤣
fuckeneh
Probably tastes better, too
Legs were extending 🤣
I'm a human garbage can and I felt my stomach turn watching that fucking corpse slide out
when he showed the sodas i got so excited bc we sell those at the store i work at and every so often someone buys them and then throws up outside. it’s very entertaining to see
I feel for you sir
It's the small things in life
Damn I wish anything that entertaining happened at my shitty grocery job. Shit happens but its never entertaining for the employees.
The last crazy thing to happen was when a customer threw a full basket of groceries at the deli manager because the pizza oven wasn't working.
Before that it was a 10 cent gasket breaking, partially flooding the second floor, right above the freezer and right next to the IT room. The PIC turned off the water quickly and they mopped it up without too much damage but it could have been hairy. Building was just completed 8 months ago for 19 million dollars or something.
@@bobdobsin6216 not reading all of that
@@baldkiwi444 same
The fact that a chicken was killed, cleaned and cooked by Sue and shoved in a can filled with Broth is unbelievable.
And let to sit in the Arabian sun inside the can
Why hasn't no one replied to this
@@toast_cat2265 Here's a reply
@@pleasantlymixed5860 here's a notification
@@toast_cat2265 bro take a shower, clean your room, and touch grass
I like how Zach will get INTENSELY curious about something Sam thinks is disgusting but if Sam says it's good he won't touch it.
A brother knows
When your brother says, This is REALLY REALLY GOOD. It’s a trap.
Brothers know brothers.
Episodes featuring Zach is always going to be a certified gut-busting good time.
Fr every time seeing him on screen is a hog killing’ time!
Aw man, good thing that guy uploaded an ambiguous video link that most definitely elaborates on Zach’s ability to make you have a gut-busting good time. How lucky.
@@potatosmasher1072 it is somewhat serendipitous, as i was rather confused about the meaning behind this so-called "gut-busting good time", thank you Emotional Damage for elaborating so swiftly
I wish I could bust in Sam's gut
Gut wrenching perhaps
Zach vomiting at the sight of snails really shows that you can’t trust cuisine you find on Reddit
Most delicious french meal
Snails are actually delicious but you're meant to eat them with garlic and cheese, not cold out of a can
@@oldorox This, they're pretty good. Had them with butter and garlic, thankfully cooked.
Or in fr*nce.
@@oldorox they didn't cook anything, just cold out of the can. Off course it's gonna be disgusting, plus it's canned food, not something out of a restaurant.
Personally I don't like snail or seafood, which come close in texture.
But haggis, real homemade Scottish haggis is really good. Won't deny that's there is a lot of spices tho.
Spent a week in Scotland, ate haggis like 4 times.
Abby to Sam is like a three-star Michelin chef cooking for a stray dog
Glory to Arstotzka.
So assuming Abby isn't better than a three Michelin star chef, you're saying Sam is less discerning than a stray dog? Sounds about right
@@zestybeelzebubObristan above all
Glory Arstotzka.
Canned chicken exiting the can looks like some low budget horror movie birth.
It looked like some kind of alien fetus
I damn near shit my self laughing when Zack called that bowl of goo "dry"
I've seen other people try that exact slop and they've said the same thing, somehow the chicken is extremely dry, despite being submerged in a bath of slime.
I didn't know you watched Sam too... explains a lot.
Ayyyy it's the mememaster himself I didn't know you watched general sam! Lol
19 Okois
Should’ve expected to find Okoii here, watching 2 ogryn eating random inedible objects.
I love how Sam says the author of the book, referencing the movie adaptation, and then proceeds to describe a scene from The Book of Eli.
How innovative Sam is, continuing to use his brother for content in his time is despair. Someone I think we all can aspire to become.
Divorced, Suicidal and Broke, truly a 'living like Larry ™️ ' moment
The only reason I'm subscribed to Sam lol
He really gives off sh*ty retail manager vibes
@whaaa t indeed we all needed this
sweet sue's canned whole chicken looks like a headcrab
looks like an unborn headcrab
An aborted headcrab.
Yeah, a dead one that has just been sitting in a vent since the original Half Life beta...
The dents in the can make it look like it fought its way to his table
At least it isn't as bad as the one ashens opened
I love how Sam is trying to distract his brother from his broken marriage by giving him a good time by putting on a chef outfit and entertaining him with outlandish food ideas.
Nothing like torture to distract you from your marriage
I fucking love how effortlessly Sam's torturing Zach with the visual details of the food, makes it sound like he's doing it matter-of-factly but it's all a part of his genius plan to make the whole experience as unpleasant as possible lmao.
I've had a super fucking bad last couple of weeks, this has brought me 20 minutes of laughter and sore sides, thanks lads.
Appreciate y'all 😂🤙🖤
The fact that all Sam needs to do is just describe the food to Zach and he fucking loses it XD
Zach has his trademark pain behind his eyes in the first 10 seconds, this one is gonna be a good one
I mean anything with Sam and Zach it's gonna be good lol.
Good to know Zach is still hopelessly downtrodden and destitute after the divorce
Sam's putting Draino in his soup so he stays weak and dependent on him
@@AWormsPurpose fraternal Munchausen
@Whaa_t take your thumbs up, you rotten guy.
@whaaa t touché sir touche
@@AWormsPurpose I imagine all the soups he served have a similar special ingredient lol
i think this is the only way Sam can get someone to eat lunch with him.
zach claiming that sue's canned chicken was too dry as the camera cuts to a close-up of a chicken in a BOWL OF LIQUID absolutely made me lose it omg
And i actually can believe him because i had chicken cooked in sauce and it still was dry as shit on the inside for some fucking reason.
I love how Zach looks like he no longer wants to live and Sam is the antithesis whom seems to embody charisma.
It's quite simple, the joy he feels while tormenting his brother is enough to drown out any negative sensation
I like to imagine that Zach regrets the challenge everytime he is there yet Sam magically convinces him to keep going for the sake of viewers
I think Sam is draining his life force
Zach breathing into the mic gets me unbelievably rock hard. Please let him know
what
Mm yes
We will 👍
I see you are a man of culture as well
A man of taste 😁
Not even a minute in and Zack's rising blood pressure is reminding him that this was, once again, perhaps not the best idea for a free meal.
*paid meal, as in he's paid to eat it
you should get one of those horrible post-war british cookbooks where they had an abundance of new ingredients with absolutely no how to actually implement them
banana and mayonnaise aspic type food crimes
American cookbooks from that era are similar - it's Gelatin Hell.
I used to prep snails for Escargot back in my resto days, that crunch Sam felt was most likely an egg that was left inside the snail. We used to have to pick them out, or else guests would get angry and demand refunds. It's a 2 for 1 deal!
Snegg
Snegg
Thanks for ruining my week with this information
Idk why this makes it even more gross to me. It’s gross either way, but eating a snail egg inside a snail is even grosser for some reason.
Sneggs
Despite what may seem on camera. I can tell these two enjoy filming this together. They got a good bond. I want so much more of this.
Ah making my own sibling puke that's the best bond.
@@wealthybone2990 You don’t do stupid shit with your siblings?
@@wealthybone2990 Truly the only way too grow that kind of bond
I love the camping/hiking videos with him
At some point in one of these videos you need to make a regular PB&J sandwich, place it in front of him delicately, and look him in the eyes without a single word.
Sam is really taking advantage of his brothers poverty. Respectable.
Make sure to mass report idiort above. And anyone else similar.
@Emotional Damage I will not commit violent acts against you :)
@@audiosurfarchive UA-cam doesn't give a shit. They could filter it easily. They allow it.
@@Davion197 Then we do what we can; after a certain amount of reports, surely something happens.
I am interested in whatever kickback/corruption scheme you have in mind--I'm pretty sure I have a good idea already considering links in general are automatically culled and "kill phrases" can get auto purged depending on the latest national or international tragedy.
@@vq9834uq3 RIP your account.
I love that Sam basically pays his brother $500 to spit out food.
Please continue this series, y’all’s torture is a price that is acceptable for our amusement 🗿
As a Scot I'm so happy you pointed out that ain't real haggis. The real stuff looks just as awful but the taste surprises you.
Haggis was surprisingly excellent when I tried it, wish I could get it in the US
I love me haggis.
We have Robbie Burns nights in Canada and the haggis is always the best part.
They’re missing the mashed totties and neeps !
I love how their relationship has become strictly a monetary transaction as sam slowly sees how far he can degrade his brothers mental state
The fact he started to barf before a snail even hit his plate is *chef's kiss*
He wouldn't even eat it
Uncultured
That canned chicken is still better cooked than a cooking with Jack chicken.
the pain in Zachs eyes really does elevate this whole experience.
Being from scotland, I think you ate the lowest possible tier of haggis possible, cold from a can lmao. It’s definitely an acquired taste but over here when it’s fresh and ready to cook it can actually be quite tasty
I've been to Scotland and had alot of haggis because I loved it. To be fair though I'm Dutch and we're known to have shitty cuisine so we'll probably eat about anything but haggis is one of those things I wish we could get here anywhere
Sounded like some kind of sausage to be honest. But it looks like dog food
I find it funny he imported it from Europe, and on the video you can see it says made in the usa right above the barcode. He spent a fortune, just to have it shipped back to the usa.
God only knows why a European would import American haggis when Scotland is right there
it’s just a big fucked up sausage, not sure why it has a reputation as a gross meme food.
I love haggis, but maybe it's because my dad is Scottish so we grew up with haggis and blood pudding! I'll even eat the canned stuff honestly because we can't get it where I live.
The sheer savagery of following canned snails with a Hello Fresh ad.
The fact that Sam just keeps shoving anything inside his mouth, without thinking about it twice, makes me wonder what that's supposed to say about Ab's cooking skills.
chauvinist dog
remember when Zach said that the lowest we'd see him was drinking coffee out of a pot in a bathroom on the appalachian trail?
I swear the longer I go without watching Sam, the better person I become
His brother is truly a powerful being
Saw just the thumbnail and had to click. Your brother needs a happier ending in his book
i gotta buy him a cabin in the mountains one day lmao
@@GeneralSam Uhhh, you planning to 'un-alive' your brother there?
@@GeneralSam The world's been lacking ever since uncle Ted's no longer with us. Your bro should make a fine replacement.
@@GeneralSam Send him to Pagosa Springs
3:36 You know Sam's been censoring himself around his kids when the best banter he can now come up with for this is "Stinky stinky snails"
I love watching these while on shrooms cause it feels like watching a shitty indie movie with the framing and lighting, much more chill and laid back
The amount of joy this man gets from putting his brother through this is ridiculous lol!
i love how sam is able to eat all these things and stand strong while his brother suffers it's like a comedy duo
We're either watching Zach's descent into madness or into a shallow hole in Sam's backyard.
This is what I'm subbed for.
There's few channels that release videos that feel like true treats when they upload, but I gotta say, getting to see Zach in divine comedy levels of torment is one of them.
Never have I Simultaneously been so close to Crying of laughter and Vomiting at the same time, Good video Sam!
You have to heat tinned haggis but real haggis is lamb pluck (heart, liver and lungs) mixed with oatmeal, onion, suet and salt in a sheep's stomach (traditionally) but now it's a casing. Haggis sounds rank but it's really good. We even have it in chip shops as a supper. We batter it and fry it!
Yeah I’ve heard real haggis is actually really good the only thing that throws me off is the stomach but I’d be willing to try it lol
I think I'll stick with my burger and fries man 😆
I can't help but wonder how often and loudly Zach cries when he is alone
Its whenever he realizes the money sams offering for one of these will help him make this konths rent, and yes it is quite loud
Sweet Sue here.... I've attempted to just let your comments about my wholesome meal go, but with no avail. I've cried for days now. My chicken is fully cooked, and inspected for wholesomeness! My life's work is a sham! *shakes fist at the sky*
So cringe
@@Admin-nz8em nuh uh
You need to cook the snails!!! 😂 They are really good after a little oven time!
The irony of the HelloFresh sponsorship is hilarious even in itself. Next there will be a Manscaped ad on a video of Sam attempting and failing to perform basic hygiene without help from his caretaker (Abby).
Being a younger sibling myself, i can feel sam revelling in the power he retains over Zach's "bachellor phase"
Young siblings can only dream of that power.
Thank you for sharing your power fantasy with us, you beautiful small haired man
I had snails on a cruise once. They were delicious. Reminded me of a really meaty and earthy mushroom
Yes snails are good if you’re not eating them right out of a can lol they need to be prepared and seasoned
I respect you for you ability to just eat those things. I could never do that
Do you need a new diaper little baby man?
@@AdaptiveApeHybrid yes im a stinky baby
What the fuck happened in this comment chain?
Sam has to be one of the most naturally funny people I've ever seen. And this channel is definitely in my top 5.
That canned brown bread is WAAAAY better if you toast/heat it. I actually have lots of fond memories of eating it hot off the campfire as a kid.
I love how his daughter monitors their suffering with glee from the background
Having never cut a chocolate cake, he must imagine what it would be like
6 years ago I watched you eat a bony meat tower of canned salmon, now it's canned haggis. How things have come full circle sam.
being grossed out at vienna sausages but happily eats canned snail
Ehat? When?
I love these video's with sam's brother. They're both hilarious together.
I like how it ends on “i think I can get him to do more” he’s really pushing his own flesh and blood to the limits just for our entertainment. Who am I kidding, its for his own entertainment
"that chicken sliiides out" I havent laughed that hard in a minute
I've eaten cooked snails fresh of the cost of Newfoundland on the rocky beaches around Petley, and they were excellent. Walk down the edge of the beach where you find massive boulders to climbs on and you can pick up snails and muscles right off the rocks and bring them home. Good stuff man.
I love you and Zach honestly it's a good combo and even in one of your first podcasts where you had him as a guest is the funniest one you had
Glad to see him rising like a Phoenix from the ashes of this divorce.
We definitely need a podcast format of this, where you just bring people in and make them eat extremely questionable food
I'm always happy to see Zach on the show. I hope he stays a recurring guest
Zach: "I'm reporting you for obtaining illegal goods."
Sam: "I have 2 more."
🤣
I haven't laughed myself to tears in a while. Thank you guys lmao 😂
I couldn't stop laughing Sam's at his peak when he bullies those who are unfortunate
These are ALWAYS my favorite. Yalls chemistry just makes me smile the whole time.
Sam's brother really stole all the testosterone that was meant for Sam when they were created 😂
tbh i did the same with my twin, then i decided to become a woman so now were both weak cunts
I always have to make sure I haven't eaten in a bit before I watch these episodes. This man will not die of normal circumstances.
The decomposing chicken was a 8/10.
The chemistry is great. It'll be great to see more content with you and your brother.
I genuinely almost jump with excitement anytime theirs a new video of you making your brother suffer with horrible foods. Guilty pleasures.
Every time I see a Reddit Recipes video with Sam's brother, I feel a little better about life. Seriously though, I love when you guys collab together.
I really want a Ad scene at the end where he brings out a plate of a Hello Fresh meal and he's extremely cautious until you say it's from the sponsor. Lmao
You’ll always be my favorite UA-camr Sam you’re like the last one standing I’ve never watched the same you tuber for so long since the Skyrim let’s play days bruh
Zach’s post-divorce destruction is still panning out beautifully
Brown Bread is a very New England thing, its actually shocking to me that someone in the USA doesn't know what it is. Brown bread needs to be sliced and toasted in is pan with butter. You usually eat its with baked beans.
i was wondering why he was so weirded out, didn't know it was regional
Yeah, beanies and weenies with brown bread was a staple growing up in Mass. I just shook my head when they just started eating it dry out of the can. Hot and covered in butter, it's really good.
We sell it out west I just didn't know what it was for or how you eat it. The only people who buy it here are really old so I just figured it was a dish that fell out over the decades. Thanks for the info.
How the fuck did I know it was supposed to be served with God damn beans the moment I saw New England.
I can't wait for the Thanksgiving edition when sam makes his family go through this as well.
You should get another HelloFresh sponsor and cook it for Zach in middle of Worst Recipes session but pull it from the off stage so he wont see the process and question what have you done to it
You can see how Tarkov has sharpened Sam’s senses, from the bread rotations to the defeated exhalation from Zach, nothing escapes the general
Only Sam can get a food delivery service sponsor on a video showcasing some of the grossest food you can eat
Sam's a great brother. Feeding his sibling in his time of need.
I don’t know how much you pay your brother to do this, but you should pay him more
as a Scottish person, if I find whoever made that haggis in a tin. mark my words they will never sell another tin.
1:26 Highlight of the video for me honestly. The music, the talking, the perfect quiet and all of a sudden throwup.
At this point it might as well be the eating segment of fear factor lol.
With the amount of food related videos on this channel we need a Chef Sam channel...
More of this please. Only give the boy a good dessert. Homemade spam and cheese ice cream. For the entree a delectable portion of pickled pigs feet and canned clams. Then the starter should be the disgusting peanut butter and hersheys chocolate quesadilla.
Zach's ability to burf up vapors to bleed off partial pressure I'm pretty sure is how nuclear reactors work
Nuclear fission is controlled by heating uranium within water. The heat and chemicals given off by the uranium are then condensed by the water in a way that allows the energy to pass through turbines and thus be used as energy to power human technology.
You know what sam good on you for helping out the homeless man living on your street corner that thinks he's your brother
It feels poetic that sam’s being paid to advertise good food, in a video where he’s uncanning food that could get you put in the Hague.
How considerate Sam is, even having some these delicious dishes with his poor brother.