This Is What A Perfect Episode Of Spongebob Looks Like

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  • @Nerdstalgic
    @Nerdstalgic  4 роки тому +8747

    What is your favorite spongebob episode?
    Twitter: @nerdstalgicyt
    JUST WANT TO SAY:
    1. This is not the only “perfect episode” of Spongebob, just one of them!
    2. Not all amazing episodes need to follow this formula, but it does lead to GREAT episodes!

  • @americanperson8801
    @americanperson8801 4 роки тому +10242

    Older SpongeBob is one of the best animated shows ever. The hand drawn look, the quality of the sound, it's perfect for me

    • @whyyou268
      @whyyou268 4 роки тому +50

      True

    • @cabercariboustudios196
      @cabercariboustudios196 4 роки тому +79

      season 2 and 3 is digital

    • @scottwilliams846
      @scottwilliams846 4 роки тому +28

      It's like Aardman* productions... It is supposed to look like it's been touched.

    • @lemons2300
      @lemons2300 4 роки тому +126

      @@cabercariboustudios196 True, only season 1 has the handdrawn/telecine/film look. And I think it adds to a different feel.

    • @jamesdeanharrelson9743
      @jamesdeanharrelson9743 4 роки тому +30

      Don’t forget the scores

  • @VilaToro64
    @VilaToro64 4 роки тому +2762

    The moment when SpongeBob was trying to hold back his tears because he thought he failed and Squidward showing concern for him and standing up for him even through all the stuff they've been through trying to deliver this pizza really was icing on the cake for this episode.

    • @quinte11
      @quinte11 4 роки тому +45

      You couldn’t have really said that any better

    • @boston3233
      @boston3233 4 роки тому +36

      I guess you could say it’s something we really don’t see Squidward do much.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 4 роки тому +148

      @@boston3233
      This shows the Flanderization of Squidward.
      In the early episodes, Squidward didn't HATE Spongebob, or hate anyone really. He was just a pessimist, and a bit disappointed with himself and his lifestyle. Spongebob's constant optimism and childishness was upsetting and annoying to Squidward, because it was senseless joy and unrealistic ignorance that he couldn't have. He showed many times in the early seasons that he does actually care about Spongebob's wellbeing and likely does consider him a friend, even if Squidward doesn't realise it. Spongebob KNEW he was annoying to Squidward, and worked to help him see the optimist's perspective. If Spongebob were to be injured or lose a game, Squidward laughs; because he's so miserable, seeing someone else be sad for a moment is funny. But when Spongebob becomes severely injured, emotionally heartbroken, or even at risk of Dying, Squidward showed genuine concern for Spongebob's safety and wellbeing. Squidward was callous; he was NOT cruel.
      But in the newer episodes...
      Spognebob is literally mentally retarded, and is so excessively emotional and childish that behaves like actual mentally handicapped person. He's annoying, and it's depressing when people have to be forced to deal with him. In new episodes, Squidward is a genuinely horrible person who takes pleasure in others' suffering. Who is pointlessly cruel to Spongebob and works to undermine him.
      This is another reason why Old Spongebob seasons are superior.

    • @salutations6370
      @salutations6370 4 роки тому +35

      Unknown name I hate how they made squidward like that, he is one of my favorite characters and it hurts to see him be used as a punching bag, especially when does nothing terrible and is just enjoying life, some random shit happens and makes his life miserable

    • @ZOMNIZOB
      @ZOMNIZOB 4 роки тому +26

      And in the episode where Krabs sells spongebob soul squidward stands up for spongebob and says they gotta fix it.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +2314

    I'm just thankful Stephen Hillenburg was able to give us this extraordinary show before he passed on. He made a work of art that will forever stick to our hearts.

    • @faisfaiz4353
      @faisfaiz4353 4 роки тому +24

      Remember 2018 where the people people named St dies?.
      Like Stephen hillenburg, Stephen Hawking and stan Lee ?

    • @johnnybelle2686
      @johnnybelle2686 4 роки тому +1

      @@faisfaiz4353 woah i thought it was 2019??

    • @faisfaiz4353
      @faisfaiz4353 4 роки тому +8

      @@johnnybelle2686 wanna now what good about 2019? The year we get first black hole footage. The year where avengers end?. And the year we get good memes?

    • @Aback
      @Aback 4 роки тому +8

      WHY TF DO ALL YOUR COMMENTS GET LIKES I DONT GET IT

    • @Jake1702
      @Jake1702 4 роки тому +1

      @@faisfaiz4353 FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO REALIZED

  • @stewiegriffin12341
    @stewiegriffin12341 3 роки тому +1491

    I just noticed that Squidward says “It’s just around the corner”, and in the end of the episode it reveals that it almost literally is. What a show.

    • @GetWellSoonR.E.M.
      @GetWellSoonR.E.M. 2 роки тому +78

      That’s great writing! They don’t abandon what Squidward says and circle back around to it. And it’s even funnier because squidward seemingly forgot how close it was

    • @BrandonVout
      @BrandonVout 2 роки тому +53

      This whole episode happened all because Squidward was too lazy to walk 10 steps. The best Squidward episodes are the ones where he only has himself to blame for his own suffering.

    • @Kincior
      @Kincior 2 роки тому +3

      Still made me laugh all these years later 😂

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX Рік тому +1

      @@GetWellSoonR.E.M. that’s nothing. Every anime has a story. Even deeper than spongebob with characters recalling their past and what they’ve learned. And explaining their powers.
      Watch naruto for example

    • @V10_estate
      @V10_estate Рік тому

      @@LilXancheX anime is sh*t SpongeBob is better

  • @michaelstrong5383
    @michaelstrong5383 4 роки тому +25302

    Forget Plankton. That guy at the end who yelled at Spongebob for forgetting his drink is the true villain of the show.

    • @somesarcasticboy7918
      @somesarcasticboy7918 4 роки тому +1473

      i always hated that guy for what he did to spongebob

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 4 роки тому +392

      @turvie Oh yeah, I never noticed that before. I miss the little animation goofs in 90's cartoons.

    • @mechajay3358
      @mechajay3358 4 роки тому +459

      Yeah, Squidward made sure he got what he deserved.

    • @mrkrabs8112
      @mrkrabs8112 4 роки тому +209

      Plankton is for trying to steal me secret formuler

    • @alienunicorn4178
      @alienunicorn4178 4 роки тому +50

      Glad he got his.

  • @zevidatunes
    @zevidatunes 4 роки тому +3131

    when squidward goes “sponge? sponge..?” after the customer slams the door in spongebob’s face.. that part gets me every time :’(

    • @autreUS4
      @autreUS4 4 роки тому +59

      RJRG Studios true, they just straight torture him now without reason

    • @molybdenum20
      @molybdenum20 4 роки тому +112

      For real. I used to love Squidward when he was much more toned down and actually cared about Spongebob even though he was annoying. Like me with my siblings. He was an introvert like me, too. I liked the pie episode and the one where they play pranks on each other and it goes too far and there's those heartfelt moments that make me cry every time... but now Squidward doesn't care anymore, and he's a loud jerk instead of his previous quiet grouch. Now, he's more like the jerks who would bully me for being a "crybaby."
      One of these days I'm gonna watch all of Spongebob all over again, take notes, and make my own ripoff fic. No promises tho, lol.

    • @rubik391
      @rubik391 4 роки тому +36

      The best episode of spongebob is that episode where patrick says...
      *is mayonnase and instrument?*

    • @missunknown1113
      @missunknown1113 4 роки тому +23

      @@rubik391 Band geeks will go down in history

    • @DerAykac
      @DerAykac 4 роки тому +4

      @@molybdenum20 Pls, you have to succed! I´m counting on you

  • @matthewwalls3962
    @matthewwalls3962 4 роки тому +7812

    Sandy: “don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else?”
    Patrick: “not until four”

    • @kingkongweiwei7669
      @kingkongweiwei7669 4 роки тому +220

      Matthew Walls jokes like that will make anyone laugh 😂

    • @lovelucii1181
      @lovelucii1181 4 роки тому +39

      I never understood that joke :( what does it mean

    • @gekku1578
      @gekku1578 4 роки тому +193

      LucysInfluence Sandy asked him if he had to he stupid somewhere else and Patrick implied he doesn’t have another place to be stupid till 4

    • @nightshrine4257
      @nightshrine4257 4 роки тому +182

      @@gekku1578 Personally I'm really curious where he went at 4.

    • @MrMemeTheUnoAndOnly
      @MrMemeTheUnoAndOnly 4 роки тому +26

      Night Shrine Randomland.

  • @thesecondcomingofchrist123
    @thesecondcomingofchrist123 4 роки тому +495

    *old* spongebob will never be topped, it was ahead of its time. It aged beautifully, while other shows you watched alongside spongebob during childhood (although you remember them to be good) didn’t. I’m honestly lucky to have grown up with such a masterpiece.

    • @seth131
      @seth131 2 роки тому +14

      The only exception to this is "Hey Arnold" That show is a masterpiece.

    • @gamerboy0499
      @gamerboy0499 2 роки тому +10

      the only cartoons i found to be level with spongebob is looney tunes and tom & jerry. The golden trio.

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX Рік тому

      Bullshit.
      Ed edd n eddy was a nice show with a perfect ending.
      Fairly odd parents was good for a while till they introduced the girl
      Family guy
      And foster home for imaginary friends

  • @uter
    @uter 4 роки тому +5040

    "It's not just a boulder... (eyes tearing) It's a rock."

    • @apatshe8188
      @apatshe8188 4 роки тому +144

      It's Iraq*

    • @thx1085
      @thx1085 4 роки тому +126

      It’s not just a boner
      ITS A COCK

    • @Phantom914
      @Phantom914 4 роки тому +81

      @@thx1085 ITS A BIIIIG, OLLLLD, COCCCCCK. The pioneer's used to ride these babys for MILES, and it's in great shaaaape.

    • @mtk3587
      @mtk3587 4 роки тому +8

      @Phantom914 Im dying 😂

    • @LightgreenLP
      @LightgreenLP 4 роки тому

      @ZweiTinte lol

  • @ChaoticUrges
    @ChaoticUrges 4 роки тому +768

    3:21 Love that even the wind stoped to let him know how wrong he is

    • @ChaoticUrges
      @ChaoticUrges 4 роки тому +53

      @Stellvia Hoenheim And fire . They also drink water.

    • @ChaoticUrges
      @ChaoticUrges 4 роки тому +14

      @Stellvia Hoenheim Maybe it really was a nuke test dump like the theories.

    • @ZombieBarioth
      @ZombieBarioth 4 роки тому +18

      Or its as shocked as Spongebob.:P
      That 'wind' could be a whirlpool or something btw. To them it could seem like a windstorm.

    • @KidNamedKewlHam
      @KidNamedKewlHam 4 роки тому +1

      There's even the fact that in the show, there's a liquid called Goo. It's actually water underwater.

    • @BambinaSaldana
      @BambinaSaldana Рік тому

      ​@@KidNamedKewlHam Didn't MatPat talk about how that could be possible?

  • @jordangroff8978
    @jordangroff8978 4 роки тому +4709

    "Rock Bottom" Is definitely one of the best episodes as well.

    • @confusedru1nz171
      @confusedru1nz171 4 роки тому +29

      Yes

    • @pinkythepigoverlord
      @pinkythepigoverlord 4 роки тому +389

      That was traumatic

    • @Jesu_Stenger
      @Jesu_Stenger 4 роки тому +30

      my favorite

    • @alexrv_28
      @alexrv_28 4 роки тому +242

      That episode scared me lowkey when I was little

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 4 роки тому +148

      It gave a name to the level of darkness that no one ever wants to encounter but all knows too well, *Advance Darkness* .

  • @gonkdroidincarnate4237
    @gonkdroidincarnate4237 4 роки тому +991

    Bad shows: Fail to reference pop culture and come off as extremely forced and obnoxious
    Great shows: Make subtle and hilarious, natural pop-culture references that are not obnoxious and dont alienate people who don't get the joke and makes the show age perfectly
    Spongebob: *Is the pop-culture*

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 3 роки тому +50

      Early seasons of spongebob are a collection of surrealist masterpieces.
      The cultural impact of Spongebob on animated comedy cannot be understated

    • @crackheadchicken5825
      @crackheadchicken5825 2 роки тому +18

      SpongeBob just built different

  • @BeTheHero905
    @BeTheHero905 4 роки тому +1848

    I agree, the best episodes were the ones that had Spongebob and Squidward’s characters playing off each other

    • @Nobodyss21
      @Nobodyss21 4 роки тому +42

      BeTheHero905 The sea bear, graveyard shift, and imagination box for example

    • @frogonaburger
      @frogonaburger 4 роки тому +8

      Adiastra Teja And band geeks.

    • @Jollyjose251
      @Jollyjose251 4 роки тому +1

      a cute patootie That one was more of a Squidward episode

    • @snowyyzoe
      @snowyyzoe 4 роки тому

      @@Jollyjose251 Best line in it was from Patrick though

  • @mattdeluccia153
    @mattdeluccia153 4 роки тому +2205

    I love how Spongebob can’t drive a car/boat at all, but is an expert at driving a giant rock

    • @LesbiansMarie
      @LesbiansMarie 4 роки тому +141

      He was an expert at driving a Krabby Patty too. Maybe he knows how to drive but he gets to excited while driving a boat that he loses control?

    • @RossZ428
      @RossZ428 4 роки тому +94

      You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. Makes sense you wouldn't need one to drive a rock

    • @mattdeluccia153
      @mattdeluccia153 4 роки тому +52

      Ryan That brings up an interesting theory. Maybe the only reason he can’t drive a boat is because he knows he’s not licensed. Maybe if Mrs. Puff just gave him his license he’d have more confidence and have no problem

    • @stellarsealin9561
      @stellarsealin9561 4 роки тому +11

      Matt DeLuccia there was actually an episode like that

    • @igorurban6080
      @igorurban6080 4 роки тому +55

      @@mattdeluccia153 i think there is an ap episode almost excatly like that and i think it went like this
      1.Mrs Puff gave him a license so she can get him from her back and stop teachinf him
      2.Spongebob trought that he earned a liscense
      3.Something happend(dont know what excatly) and Mrs Puff and Spongebob were in a car driven by Spongebob
      4.Mrs Puff was deadly afraid,but Spogebob says something like:Dont worry Mrs Puff i am a liscensed driver and then he continues to drive perfectly,then Mrs puff excidentally slips and tells him he didnt earn his liscense
      5.He starts to panick loses control of his car and crashes and is ent back to drivig school
      6.Episode ends

  • @jakobee20
    @jakobee20 4 роки тому +4788

    Customer: Can I have extra salt?
    Squidward: We’re all out.
    Customer: Could you check?
    Squidward: ...No

    • @amwfan88
      @amwfan88 3 роки тому +163

      The angry scowl the customer gives Squidward is the perfect touch to that scene.

    • @zachfruin7684
      @zachfruin7684 3 роки тому +81

      Being in customer service, this is sometimes exactly what I feel like

    • @xStardust
      @xStardust 3 роки тому +6

      @@zachfruin7684 right?😂

    • @oiPuReNaDeZzo
      @oiPuReNaDeZzo 3 роки тому +19

      Idk why he's complaining, he got what he wanted, Squidward salty AF

    • @soseikiharagatatsu7859
      @soseikiharagatatsu7859 3 роки тому +2

      That's something what Squidward would say

  • @PaperParade
    @PaperParade Рік тому +114

    I feel so privileged to have grown up with the best of Spongebob

  • @jaypatd69
    @jaypatd69 4 роки тому +669

    I really liked the episode where Squidward thought Spongebob ate the pie with a bomb in it and was gunna die at sunset. Gets me every time

    • @msr5565
      @msr5565 3 роки тому +16

      I almost cryyyyyy

    • @RowansReviews
      @RowansReviews 3 роки тому +22

      This episode is one of my favorites and Everytime I reference it no one remembers it

    • @msr5565
      @msr5565 3 роки тому +9

      @@RowansReviews I will remember it forever...

    • @danielgriffithofficial
      @danielgriffithofficial 3 роки тому +16

      When Spongebob decides to 'blow up' for Squidward is one of my favourite TV moments of all time.
      "GARY YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!" 😂😂

    • @jordanhayes6990
      @jordanhayes6990 3 роки тому +16

      "The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him"

  • @bigbob6and9
    @bigbob6and9 4 роки тому +5966

    “I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.”
    “Yeah, so.”
    “Without any milk”

  • @CookieBee6
    @CookieBee6 4 роки тому +3644

    "Who cares about the customer!"
    "I do!"
    "Well I don't!"
    *wind stops*
    *gasp* "Squidward!"
    One of my favorite jokes in spongebob.

    • @willduncan2862
      @willduncan2862 4 роки тому +149

      the way he said it was gold

    • @dankboidankboi5637
      @dankboidankboi5637 4 роки тому +21

      Either i have a bad case of r/whoosh or this is a shit joke

    • @gabrielt.c
      @gabrielt.c 4 роки тому +9

      Please r/woooosh me. I don't get it.

    • @strawhatdac
      @strawhatdac 4 роки тому +5

      Yt. R3QSEY yeah I didn’t find it really clever

    • @kazuichikazzie1567
      @kazuichikazzie1567 4 роки тому +57

      I too was confused... Until I heard just how fucking OFFENDED Spongebob was. Like he caught Squidward making a vegan krabby patty.

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles 4 роки тому +4082

    "i'll have a kabby patty"
    "how original"
    "with extra onions!"
    "daring today, arent we?"
    squidward is the best character in all of animation.

  • @masonjalowiec3462
    @masonjalowiec3462 4 роки тому +274

    The campfire episode is my favorite especially when squidwards building the tent and SpongeBob tells Patrick frantically to take notes and Patrick is just frantically writing down tic tac toe

    • @snek7030
      @snek7030 4 роки тому +18

      Let's gather around the campfire and sing a campfire song. A C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we could sing it faster, then you're wrong. But it'll help if you just sing along..

    • @BunnyEars357
      @BunnyEars357 4 роки тому +5

      Ayla Cem BUM BUM BUM

    • @ImissVine782
      @ImissVine782 4 роки тому +4

      The...C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!!!!
      The...C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!!!!
      The...C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!!!!

    • @gasolinewhat
      @gasolinewhat 4 роки тому +1

      Me too

    • @tylerhuggins11
      @tylerhuggins11 4 роки тому

      Fun fact Dan povimire originally wrote the song for Patrick to say" latter, letters, letters" instead of actually singing the song. If would've been great

  • @kaijublade7879
    @kaijublade7879 4 роки тому +1397

    Cold Pizza: not a problem
    The fact that they left at night and didnt get there until morning: not a problem
    No drink that I didnt ask for: UNACCEPTABLE

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 роки тому +15

      his diet dr. kelp he may not have even ordered...this ones on the house..he ate it all in one bite..no drink...

    • @mrprotoman154
      @mrprotoman154 4 роки тому +7

      well to be fair, you can't have pizza without soda..

    • @strangebrew1231
      @strangebrew1231 4 роки тому +12

      As a pizza driver, I always feel like spongebob when a customer forgets to order a side or a drink then blames me for it

    • @yomumma7803
      @yomumma7803 4 роки тому +1

      @@mrprotoman154 what?!

    • @that_deadeyegamer7920
      @that_deadeyegamer7920 4 роки тому +2

      @@strangebrew1231 you drive pizzas? Where can I get that job?

  • @seancpp
    @seancpp 4 роки тому +2948

    One of the best spongebob moments:
    “You’re squidward, he’s squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD!! Are there any other squidwards I should know about?!”
    Gary: *squidward voice* meEeoow

    • @lindblumpickles3407
      @lindblumpickles3407 4 роки тому +3

      Hahaha!! Yes!!

    • @spongbong0
      @spongbong0 4 роки тому +11

      I love that episode, where squidward and spongebob accidentally give themselves Garys shot

    • @intensemaster
      @intensemaster 4 роки тому +1

      i remember this! so good

    • @allieharmon3926
      @allieharmon3926 4 роки тому +1

      TRUE😂

    • @SoggyHotDoggy
      @SoggyHotDoggy 4 роки тому +6

      I’m Squidward! I’m Squidward! Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 роки тому +844

    I just want to see an ending where Squidward is happy, like Band Geeks
    It just filled me with a lot of happiness

    • @joysticksforjesuschrist
      @joysticksforjesuschrist 3 роки тому +19

      Well… here’s the thing about miserable people like Squidward. They will always find something else to be sad or miserable about.

    • @mstrshalt
      @mstrshalt 3 роки тому +30

      Hands down my favourite episode ever. That ending gave me such a gratifying feeling eh

    • @SheilaDeBonis
      @SheilaDeBonis 3 роки тому +27

      I'd say he was happy at the end of Pizza Delivery. He was annoyed by how much time they wasted on the way over, but it was a mission accomplished. Sometimes you can't make the customer happy, but making your stressed out coworker happy is the next best thing.

    • @rosesarered4177
      @rosesarered4177 2 роки тому +10

      Yooo that was my favorite episode as an 8 yr old kid, even as a kid I felt bad for him, really shows how movies and shows "for kids" gotta stop being lazy and write decent stories

    • @krisw9526
      @krisw9526 2 роки тому +1

      @@joysticksforjesuschrist No need to find something, he's living a pretty bad life

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +4595

    Rude customer: "Look! I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!"
    Squidward: *Smashes pizza on his face*
    One of the times where Squidward actually stood up for Spongebob.

    • @guyonyoutube3850
      @guyonyoutube3850 4 роки тому +129

      Well, he did pay for it

    • @DragPantz
      @DragPantz 4 роки тому +228

      @@guyonyoutube3850 Yeah, but Spongebob wanted satisfaction from the customer which he didn't accomplished and felt destroyed and miserable.

    • @Autumn9
      @Autumn9 4 роки тому +40

      STOP BEING EVERYWHERE I AM

    • @nightshrine4257
      @nightshrine4257 4 роки тому +26

      Friends irl: Sucks for u bro

    • @jordanboyd5587
      @jordanboyd5587 4 роки тому +142

      I'm pretty sure deep down inside that Squidward actually cares about Spongebob. He just doesn't like admitting it.

  • @MitchJohnson0110
    @MitchJohnson0110 4 роки тому +700

    "But the door is locked, and the only way out is through the....
    *perfume department* "
    That episode has me dying every time.
    LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE

    • @elenitriantafillopoulou8111
      @elenitriantafillopoulou8111 4 роки тому +4

      That episode used to be my favourite when I was a kid

    • @celestialfiend
      @celestialfiend 4 роки тому +8

      "Keep going! You're good, you're good, you're good. Aaaaand Stop!" (Ship is absolutely wrecked)

    • @irvines3583
      @irvines3583 4 роки тому

      That part really "click" with me because i really hate parfume when i was little it make me nauseous, still hate it though bur not that much.

    • @XiaoFury
      @XiaoFury 4 роки тому

      I LOL at when The Flying Dutchman screams at Spongebob and Pat when they're bouncing and laughing like idiots lol. Actually, that whole episode is hilarious XD

  • @angelicacastaneda9839
    @angelicacastaneda9839 4 роки тому +469

    When spongebob cries on the floor and then sucks back his own tears just to cry them out again, I mean WHO THOUGHT OF THAT??? Genius man, that made me SOOO SAD 😭

    • @virgovirtuoso
      @virgovirtuoso 3 роки тому +18

      I never thought about it like that but yeah, I wanna give flowers to whoever's idea that was

    • @mstrshalt
      @mstrshalt 3 роки тому +9

      My favourite cry scene of his is when he was crying like a sprinkler in his grandmother's house lol

    • @_vakas
      @_vakas 2 роки тому

      @@mstrshalt I've never been more sad

  • @domskillet5744
    @domskillet5744 3 роки тому +222

    "Don't you once think about the customer?" Damn that was 1 of the most cold-blooded lines of all time considering who he's saying it to. That guy is the true villain of Spongebob

    • @carmenwest4832
      @carmenwest4832 Рік тому +10

      It still breaks my heart to even think about it

    • @Lauren_210
      @Lauren_210 Рік тому

      AGREED 100%. This is the guy that managed to break him out of all jerks on the show. This one stranger, unnecessarily cruel, rude, and over dramatic, broke SpongeBob and lost his shit over a FUCKING DRINK. Fuck this guy.

  • @mushymcmushington7176
    @mushymcmushington7176 4 роки тому +1793

    Squidward used to be my favorite character mostly due to small moments like the end of Pizza Delivery. Yeah, Squidward could be egotistical and selfish, but he still had a functioning moral compass, and even begrudgingly liked having Spongebob around.
    These days he's kind of just a jerk though...

    • @parkerwalker377
      @parkerwalker377 4 роки тому +178

      MushyBird McMushington I think this is a common issue among both children’s animation and adult animation. The biggest issue with shows like The Simpson, Family Guy, and even Spongebob is that the characters very abruptly lose their moral compass which quickly disconnects them from the audience. It’s a trap that so many shows have fallen into. I don’t understand how so many shows can fail (harsh word I know the shows aren’t failing) in the exact same way but not one picks up on it?? Idk man

    • @badfrad1754
      @badfrad1754 4 роки тому +157

      Yeah like the pie episode where squidward thinks spongebob is gonna die so he helps him complete his bucket list

    • @kalinadesseaux8011
      @kalinadesseaux8011 4 роки тому +64

      Old version squiddy is best boi

    • @ZombieBarioth
      @ZombieBarioth 4 роки тому +75

      @Parker Walker
      I think a lot of it comes down to that fine line between being rude, cynical, jaded, ect. and just being downright mean and antagonistic. A lot of people seem to struggle with that sort of nuance.
      Though to be fair, the opposite is also true, making nice characters is also just as hard.
      Funny enough, that's exactly the sort of dynamic Spongebob and Squidward have. There's such a strong contrast that it makes that side of their personalities seem even more predominant. Squidward isn't that much of a jerk, but he's usually the biggest one in the room until an actual antagonist comes along.

    • @maximussaktish
      @maximussaktish 4 роки тому +58

      @@badfrad1754 There is also the Christmas episode where squidward pretends to be santa so spongebob doesnt feel sad

  • @aria_chatt
    @aria_chatt 4 роки тому +601

    The best episodes all have squidward succeeding, doing the right thing, and just being portrayed as a human being and not just the cynical octopus who yells. Squidward is my favorite character and I can’t stand how he’s treated in new episodes

    • @Coldus
      @Coldus 4 роки тому +6

      True

    • @thekaylaheard
      @thekaylaheard 4 роки тому +12

      Lol squidward is a squid 😂

    • @akwl0l812
      @akwl0l812 4 роки тому +12

      @@thekaylaheard 6 tentacles squidward is an octopus 😂

    • @snek7030
      @snek7030 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah. Have you seen the Ink Lemonade episode? That's the absolute worst of the Squidward Torture Porn episodes.

    • @raysaspaniol
      @raysaspaniol 4 роки тому +8

      @@snek7030 SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT

  • @NYCCgirl1
    @NYCCgirl1 4 роки тому +2129

    Fav quote: "The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the..."

    • @justinmathewson3692
      @justinmathewson3692 4 роки тому +201

      THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

    • @ben_hell4437
      @ben_hell4437 4 роки тому +49

      @@justinmathewson3692 I can hear this!

    • @Fami64
      @Fami64 4 роки тому +44

      Yes... the hash slinging slasher.

    • @girly.mimi00
      @girly.mimi00 4 роки тому +18

      I heard him say this while I was reading your comment. That part is the best part of the episode. 😭😭

    • @ladykatie8204
      @ladykatie8204 4 роки тому +13

      That episode scared me so much as a kid...

  • @ProjectPhysX
    @ProjectPhysX 2 роки тому +128

    Fun fact: ocean currents at the sea floor actually move rocks around through the sand. Some maritime creatures really use them as a ride.

    • @MinecraftWorld1954
      @MinecraftWorld1954 2 роки тому +19

      Finally, a fun fact that actually relevant

    • @ApexGale
      @ApexGale 10 місяців тому +11

      Stephen Hillenburg really loved putting these small marine biology tidbits into his world. He was a treasure.

  • @rhondahoward8025
    @rhondahoward8025 4 роки тому +969

    Ah yes, the days before flanderization where Spongebob and Squidward were written like _people_ just as much as they written as gags or caricatures of themselves. Spongebob could actually get irritated, fed up, ("MR KRABS! I WANNA GO TO BED!") and had some adult sensibilities about him.
    Squidward could be a dry cynic but he wasn't heartless and didn't exist just to be nasty.

    • @gootar5045
      @gootar5045 4 роки тому +18

      SpongeBob funny
      Squidward stupid and mean me like SpongeBob me think funny

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 4 роки тому +75

      i remember reading/hearing something that summed up why the two worked together so well.
      Spongebob is adulthood through the eyes of a child, and Squidward is adulthood through the eyes of, well, an adult.

    • @xXAllTheWayTurntUp
      @xXAllTheWayTurntUp 4 роки тому +4

      Perfectly fucking said

    • @hardlybreathe93
      @hardlybreathe93 4 роки тому

      @@Weldedhodag Emp?

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 4 роки тому +6

      and Squidward wasn't getting brutalized more than a MK character

  • @charlieg.8768
    @charlieg.8768 4 роки тому +6550

    I hate how they changed sponge bob from being clever to just crying and whining

    • @alfa01spotivo
      @alfa01spotivo 4 роки тому +42

      hes s= still the same

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum 4 роки тому +387

      Flanderization is a hell of a drug :(

    • @superninja493
      @superninja493 4 роки тому +190

      Sucks how he ain’t very intelligent today, back in the first three he was dumb, but it was charming cos he wasn’t braindead, and he was funny

    • @kornknot2726
      @kornknot2726 4 роки тому +141

      @@superninja493 same the first 3 seasons kind of made them seem like real people like they had different feelings moods at different times like now they always have the same emotions

    • @elise5975
      @elise5975 4 роки тому +72

      Every time I see a new episode I want to throw my tv away

  • @22burnsie
    @22burnsie 4 роки тому +857

    Or when SpongeBobs goes “Missing” and Sandy destroys town but forcing everyone else to help has been fantastic

    • @stupidatm52
      @stupidatm52 4 роки тому +5

      22burnsie wormy also fantastic one

    • @volt4ge965
      @volt4ge965 4 роки тому +19

      when all the citizens wanted to give up and the one guy came with the kelpo xD

    • @deathmetalpagan
      @deathmetalpagan 4 роки тому +2

      This is a load of barnacles...

    • @anakinskywalker2707
      @anakinskywalker2707 4 роки тому +1

      The episode where spongebob losing its identity card were also amazing,i especially love how chill the vibe is when spongebob entered the cafe its beautiful.

    • @andrewwalker9960
      @andrewwalker9960 4 роки тому +3

      I’M READY, I’M READY
      >No you AiN’t

  • @Marcellus-ro4ko
    @Marcellus-ro4ko 3 роки тому +557

    Everything up to the first Spongebob movie in 2004 was perfection. After the movie, everything drastically changed in a downward spiral. 1999-2004 was the golden age of Spongebob.

    • @KitKatLMFAO
      @KitKatLMFAO 3 роки тому +6

      god shut up

    • @annapotsch6361
      @annapotsch6361 3 роки тому +30

      @@KitKatLMFAO why so hostile? This is a video about spongebob lmfao

    • @calebpagan2226
      @calebpagan2226 3 роки тому +2

      I agree

    • @flubbajubb4958
      @flubbajubb4958 3 роки тому +22

      Canonically speaking, he first movie is actually chronologically last in the series. Everything else takes place beforehand, even the stuff that was released afterward

    • @viz2y
      @viz2y 3 роки тому +2

      @@flubbajubb4958 actually spongehenge is the last episode canonically

  • @Nomura_Kiyoshirou
    @Nomura_Kiyoshirou 4 роки тому +722

    The Band Geek episode where they perform sweet Victory is the Best Episode of all.
    Because squidward is Pure Happy in the ending.

    • @carlosoramasramos8911
      @carlosoramasramos8911 4 роки тому +68

      That episode its the secret finale of the show for me

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 4 роки тому +22

      spongebob season 1-5 is better than some entire tv shows run. best tv show ever

    • @kent7285
      @kent7285 4 роки тому +4

      I became so happy by seing u comment here. It feels like a sun after the rain. :>

    • @Nomura_Kiyoshirou
      @Nomura_Kiyoshirou 4 роки тому +8

      @@kent7285 is that how you flirt these days?
      You still livin in 80s?

    • @kent7285
      @kent7285 4 роки тому +4

      maybe ur already sick with 20's kind of flirting, and 80's style is much more romantic than today I think
      not so sure about your flirting preferences but all im sure is the first time i saw u comment i already know i wanna spend all the sunrises and sunsets of my life with you

  • @serenaofvenus
    @serenaofvenus 4 роки тому +146

    "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma," was my senior quote.

  • @Lonezewolf
    @Lonezewolf 4 роки тому +2968

    I personally liked snowball fight and caveman episode.

    • @nocloutnelli3067
      @nocloutnelli3067 4 роки тому +109

      When worlds collide. You can run but you can’t hide.

    • @flippy3763
      @flippy3763 4 роки тому +66

      The snowball episode is my favorite episode

    • @e-man3664
      @e-man3664 4 роки тому +59

      I love the first episode, the timetravel episode, the late night shift and pizza delievery.

    • @lunar6383
      @lunar6383 4 роки тому +27

      Snowball one and dirty dan one

    • @JasmineHesse2001
      @JasmineHesse2001 4 роки тому +12

      Late night shift

  • @Valcuda
    @Valcuda 2 роки тому +56

    Pizza Delivery is like a demo
    Not a single second is wasted, it introduces the trio perfectly, it leaves you wanting more, and doesn't even show off everything!
    It's definitely the most iconic episode of Spongebob!

  • @FancyFun3433
    @FancyFun3433 4 роки тому +1846

    Idk man... Doodle bob was pretty good for me
    "You okay Patrick??"
    "FINLAND"

    • @elli_senfsaat
      @elli_senfsaat 4 роки тому +107

      When Doodle Bob said "Hmnehya hamna", I felt that!

    • @gamersgame1000
      @gamersgame1000 4 роки тому +47

      I have a tattoo of doodle bob on my calf lol, it’s my only tattoo actually

    • @alexhenley6098
      @alexhenley6098 4 роки тому +7

      Frankendoodle

    • @miatapia151
      @miatapia151 4 роки тому +7

      LMAOOO I READ IT IN HIS VOICE

    • @ZOMNIZOB
      @ZOMNIZOB 4 роки тому +34

      *WhErEs tHe LeaK mAm*

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 4 роки тому +188

    What made the early years stellar was the the relationship between SpongeBob and Squidward. The way those two played of each other made for great writing.

    • @ameliawilder28
      @ameliawilder28 4 роки тому +1

      Because season one and two was when Stephen Hillenberg was in charge. His intentions were to end the show after the first movie.

  • @raysaspaniol
    @raysaspaniol 4 роки тому +830

    OH AND THAT WHEN THEY PAINT MR KRABBS HOUSE'S WALLS THAT ONE'S GREAT TOO

    • @ajanaya8055
      @ajanaya8055 4 роки тому +49

      Careful Spongebob! x6
      CAREFUL SPONGEBOB!!!

    • @BigForAHedgehog
      @BigForAHedgehog 3 роки тому +71

      "We are not Cavemen."
      "We have technology."
      *BANG BANG BANG*

    • @thegamingfish547
      @thegamingfish547 3 роки тому +8

      @@BigForAHedgehog I heard the bang bang bang reading that and it killed me

    • @MetikalMan
      @MetikalMan 3 роки тому +4

      The first episode I ever saw. Changed my life.

    • @TheEffectOfMass
      @TheEffectOfMass 3 роки тому +12

      "He'll have our butts!" Then a quick cut to their butts mounted on a wall while Krab sits in a fancy robe.

  • @JakeFromYoutube
    @JakeFromYoutube 4 роки тому +185

    My favorite has to be band geeks.
    "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

    • @Olderaccount17
      @Olderaccount17 3 роки тому +10

      I still remember how hard I laughed when Squilliam told Squidward "This is exactly how I pictured your band would look" and then they show Spongebob doing that stupidly silly dance. That moment *wrecked* me.

    • @AR-hw9zi
      @AR-hw9zi 6 місяців тому

      Smashing pumpkins over here

  • @JoeMama-qu8bk
    @JoeMama-qu8bk 4 роки тому +1453

    “Where’s the X? It’s supposed to be right here! 10,000 paces East.”
    “Ohhh East? I thought you said Weast.”

    • @TomDytorn
      @TomDytorn 4 роки тому +43

      I still want to know how he came up with weast

    • @abrahamcoronelbeltran6033
      @abrahamcoronelbeltran6033 4 роки тому +15

      In spanish he said oreste instead of oeste (west)

    • @JoeMama-qu8bk
      @JoeMama-qu8bk 4 роки тому +88

      @@TomDytorn Wait you’ve never heard of weast? You must never have taken Wumbology in 1st grade smh

    • @Blooberries123-x8r
      @Blooberries123-x8r 4 роки тому +6

      Oh sorry I thought it was Weast

    • @NoVa-1998-social
      @NoVa-1998-social 3 роки тому +6

      That's west, Patrick

  • @ramez2207
    @ramez2207 4 роки тому +1816

    Who orders by phone when the restaurant is right next to his door, that guy must've been on heroin

    • @xephyre6955
      @xephyre6955 4 роки тому +151

      It's so stupid that it's great.

    • @Wesbert
      @Wesbert 4 роки тому +178

      Ramez Dr working at a dominos you’d be surprised how many people order from right across the street to the point where if I jogged it to their place it’d be faster than driving

    • @deykuzor
      @deykuzor 4 роки тому +22

      Depends how busy they are as businesses, I was a delivery guy when we needed one and wasn't the main chef, but like, sometimes places across the street wanted food available for people to grab quickly or for a meeting and they were willing to pay the delivery surcharge instead of send someone across the road.

    • @watyhu99
      @watyhu99 4 роки тому +28

      @@Wesbert I'mhonestly one of those people, sometimes I just don't want to put on shoes get my wallet, phone, keys, and walk to the shop when I could have it delivered right to the door

    • @ramez2207
      @ramez2207 4 роки тому +2

      @@watyhu99 feel ya

  • @mattnolan3994
    @mattnolan3994 4 роки тому +3348

    Spongebob- “Hey Patrick what am I?”
    Patrick- “Stupid?”
    Spongebob-“No I’m Texas!”
    Patrick- “What’s the difference?”

    • @TheAsianOne1
      @TheAsianOne1 3 роки тому +45

      Nolzzz I like how no body replied so they would not be considered racist

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 3 роки тому +20

      @@TheAsianOne1 oof

    • @ANormalDoggo
      @ANormalDoggo 3 роки тому +64

      Texas < Everything else

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 роки тому +73

      @@TheAsianOne1 I don’t think that’s why they didn’t reply lmao.

    • @glidershower
      @glidershower 3 роки тому +35

      @@TheAsianOne1 OP's quote vs. your stupid reply = Old Spongebob vs. Flanderized Spongebob.

  • @SiberianTurtle
    @SiberianTurtle 3 роки тому +193

    “Gee Squidward maybe Santa can bring you a dictionary so I could understand what you just said.” One of the best lines in spongebob

  • @kniivez8819
    @kniivez8819 4 роки тому +1188

    “Good bye everyone I’ll remember you all in therapy”

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 4 роки тому +65

      "GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!"

    • @kniivez8819
      @kniivez8819 4 роки тому +7

      Emerald Espeon probably one of my personal favorites

    • @l.r.4116
      @l.r.4116 4 роки тому +9

      SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

    • @butterygoodness8242
      @butterygoodness8242 4 роки тому

      *remember**

    • @Ghost-nr5kv
      @Ghost-nr5kv 4 роки тому

      Elliott Moreno ahhh yes. I was looking for this correction

  • @HalfHazardous
    @HalfHazardous 4 роки тому +1159

    I feel like SpongeBob was streamlined and the characters reduced to the point of having one track minds. I can't believe how soulless SpongeBob has become over the years.

    • @theveganvillainess
      @theveganvillainess 4 роки тому +37

      That happened when they made the first movie. When I went to go watch it, I was pissed because it was such trash. And then all is the episodes from then on were trash. They really babied it and it just wasn't appealing to older kids and adults anymore.

    • @JohnSmith-fq7hj
      @JohnSmith-fq7hj 4 роки тому +14

      Everything is like that 2day all the new cartoons the music holywood movies everything is getting worse. The effects of a participation trophy society sad to watch really

    • @gamebuddy-yx6tw
      @gamebuddy-yx6tw 4 роки тому +6

      sponge bob the builder is baaaaaaad!!!!! Show soulda end it *fursst MOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEE*

    • @majordelilah
      @majordelilah 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah it's because the audience has become less sensitive

    • @Chiinkayy
      @Chiinkayy 4 роки тому +7

      Major Robinson more*

  • @reagan8820
    @reagan8820 4 роки тому +834

    “first, the lights will flicker on and off. next-“
    “dude? can i have some ketchup?”
    “oh, here you go.”

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 роки тому +50

      Then, the phone will ring...AND NOBODY IS THERE

    • @ooSHINIES
      @ooSHINIES 4 роки тому +22

      @@davidhong1934 Taking out the trash....at night.

    • @melgibson1284
      @melgibson1284 4 роки тому +16

      now THAT is my favourite episode.

    • @StevieG101
      @StevieG101 4 роки тому +9

      Nosferatu

    • @westhehacker
      @westhehacker 4 роки тому +10

      AAHHH!! ITS THE HASH FLINGING, STASH STINGING, THRASH RINGING. HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!
      r/ihadastroke

  • @applepiesundaes8391
    @applepiesundaes8391 3 роки тому +64

    This episode is iconic in my family, specifically the part where spongebob is singing the krusty crab pizza song. definitely my favourite episode out of the entire series

    • @paranoida8095
      @paranoida8095 3 роки тому +4

      My older sister and I have gotten into a fight about the lyrics of the song around christmas. It was a lot of fun😂

  • @person8865
    @person8865 4 роки тому +546

    pizza delivery, band geeks, and graveyard shift are the holy trinity of “perfect” spongebob episodes

    • @daltonsilverman1974
      @daltonsilverman1974 4 роки тому +30

      The chocolate episode?

    • @bentennyson3764
      @bentennyson3764 4 роки тому +1

      @@daltonsilverman1974 CHOCOLATE

    • @AbiRizky
      @AbiRizky 4 роки тому

      @@daltonsilverman1974 CHOCOLATE

    • @RayQns
      @RayQns 4 роки тому +7

      What about the kelp forest one?

    • @FizzleIsGaming
      @FizzleIsGaming 4 роки тому +10

      RayIsNotOk magic conch, was your episode a good one?

  • @cdub1010
    @cdub1010 4 роки тому +68

    I still hits me in the feels when Squidward throws the pizza at the customer to stand up for Spongebob.

  • @rayofsunshine6300
    @rayofsunshine6300 4 роки тому +2839

    My favorite line in the show:
    “Guess what I am Patrick!”
    “Uh, sTuPiD?”
    “No I’m TEXAS!”
    “WhAtS tHe DiFfErEnCe?!”
    *queue hysteric laughter*

    • @baseddisciple9737
      @baseddisciple9737 4 роки тому +27

      Ben Solo cue*

    • @kylarparker1646
      @kylarparker1646 4 роки тому +51

      Tbh when I was younger and saw that episode for the first time, I knew that joke was coming so I did laugh but it was more of a “oh wow I was right? That’s the pun?” laugh

    • @Garrettito6671
      @Garrettito6671 4 роки тому +104

      As a Texan I took this scene in that episode personal. I liked the episode as a whole and thought it was funny and cute them trying to make Sandy feel less homesick but as a kid I couldn’t get by someone shitting on Texas. Looking back this scene makes me laugh the hardest because it symbolizes how a lot of people view Texas and Texans. Lol

    • @cwheels01
      @cwheels01 4 роки тому +1

      @@Garrettito6671 I still don't see how that's funny.

    • @mtn7836
      @mtn7836 4 роки тому +18

      Ben Solo being born and raised in Texas that will always be one of my favorite jokes.

  • @Sean-qg3gg
    @Sean-qg3gg 3 роки тому +69

    My dad’s favorite episode was Opposite Day, until this episode got onto TV again around a year ago, which was rare. He loved it even more than Opposite Day. My mom’s favorite episode is the one where Krabs tries to date Mrs. Puff, I forgot the name

    • @melvinmitchell-freeformed3296
      @melvinmitchell-freeformed3296 3 роки тому +25

      We're not talkin' about this, or this, we're talkin' about THIS!

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 2 роки тому +9

      @@melvinmitchell-freeformed3296 And mine is the one where Spongebob and Mr Crabs think that they killed a health inspector so they go and try to dig a grave for him so they don’t get in trouble for accidentally killing him. It’s hilarious. Also kinda dark but I guess that’s my humor. The Late Shift is also a classic.

  • @ThePissedOffOwl
    @ThePissedOffOwl 4 роки тому +591

    I don’t care what anyone says, “Band Geeks” is the final episode of Spongebob Squarepants
    Squidward wins, he’s finally happy

    • @LesbiansMarie
      @LesbiansMarie 4 роки тому +61

      If they make a final episode, it’ll be like-
      -Squidward finally gets praised for his talent and makes it into his art career
      -Plankton and Mr Krabs become friends again and start working together as partners.
      -Sandy starts working with someone else to master karate completely, and works at the Kristen Krab part time
      -Spongebob continues to live his cheerful life, being happy for Squidward and stuff
      -Patrick’s Patrick.
      Have you ever seen that one thing someone made where they drew all the characters as humans as they come together and sing “The best day ever” as they’re expecting to die? Yeah. I want something like that to happen.

    • @JudgeHolden2003
      @JudgeHolden2003 4 роки тому +14

      2004 spongebob movie is canon ending prooved by Steven Hillenburg.

    • @GymnopedieTornado
      @GymnopedieTornado 4 роки тому +1

      if patrick ever grows up and gets a job I will weep openly
      and still not have a job

    • @plutoeditxmilk7797
      @plutoeditxmilk7797 4 роки тому +3

      Band geeks isn’t the last episode tho

    • @adecentdelinquent8986
      @adecentdelinquent8986 4 роки тому

      HELL YEAH

  • @Shizuna560
    @Shizuna560 4 роки тому +967

    "Is mayonaise an instrument"
    "No patrick, mayonaise is not an instrument"
    *Patrick raise hand*
    "Horseradish isn't instrument either"
    *Patrick hands down*
    Seriously this line in this episode is enough for me to laugh for minutes, either then or now
    One of the best episode in cartoon industry in my opinion

    • @colli_wolly
      @colli_wolly 4 роки тому +22

      “Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.”

    • @MikeBSc
      @MikeBSc 4 роки тому +3

      "Instruments to your lips."
      _Percussion section also do this._

    • @nrswn6037
      @nrswn6037 4 роки тому +1

      underrated right

    • @DakodaOK
      @DakodaOK 4 роки тому +4

      @@MikeBSc "Too bad that didn't kill me."

    • @fearfly7444
      @fearfly7444 4 роки тому +1

      “Hello uh we’re with the animal hospital down the street and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises”

  • @sugarryboi
    @sugarryboi 4 роки тому +1018

    Dude what about graveyard shift?! HASH SLINGING SLASHER

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 роки тому +32

      Definitely Top 5 without a doubt!

    • @sammiegeller
      @sammiegeller 4 роки тому +19

      But then who was turning off the lights?

    • @tykovain
      @tykovain 4 роки тому +22

      Sammie G nosferatu!

    • @yourmother8943
      @yourmother8943 4 роки тому +25

      I remember that one it's my favorite I also remember getting the shit scared out of me lol

    • @tykovain
      @tykovain 4 роки тому +1

      Twinz Clipz same

  • @soupkabukii
    @soupkabukii 3 роки тому +1132

    Plankton: “Tell him off Spongebob, be assertive!”
    Spongebob: “That’s my ice cream!”
    Plankton: “Great! Now let him have it!”
    Spongebob: “you can have it.”
    So simple yet it gets me every time.

  • @RicoTheGiant
    @RicoTheGiant 4 роки тому +69

    Love how this video was edited with the episode's aspect ratio.

    • @Nerdstalgic
      @Nerdstalgic  4 роки тому +10

      Ahh thank you for saying that! I think it looks better than if I had stretched this one out and I wanted this episode to flow kind of like the episode itself does so I’m glad it turned out okay!

  • @MrTony-rx7tk
    @MrTony-rx7tk 4 роки тому +536

    Imagine saying something so appalling and insensitive that a force of nature physically pauses for a moment just to help punctuate the reaction of someone who heard it

    • @thaferg6969
      @thaferg6969 4 роки тому +6

      Spngebob Sativa and Squidward Indica!

    • @salamyazan2126
      @salamyazan2126 4 роки тому +1

      Wut

    • @TheStranger513
      @TheStranger513 4 роки тому +1

      Proof that the customers always right lol. The Wind God pressed pause after Squidward's words.

    • @LilJbm1
      @LilJbm1 4 роки тому +17

      @@TheStranger513 That scene was gold because it represents how all of us viewers and society at large have the "accepted" position of caring about the customer, as spongebob does. However, every retail worker has had the same feelings as squidward and has had the "I don't give two shits about the customer" thought. It's such a great contrast between someone beaten down by reality and another who still holds their ideals and embodies them.

    • @CollinYoung
      @CollinYoung 4 роки тому +3

      That little moment has to be my favorite line in any show

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 4 роки тому +1483

    Squid: Its just a stupid boulder
    SB: its not just a boulder (sniff), it Iraq

    • @elias8092
      @elias8092 4 роки тому +5

      SB 😂

    • @jocabulous
      @jocabulous 4 роки тому +55

      How did you get out of Iraq
      Iran
      Damn

    • @nightshrine4257
      @nightshrine4257 4 роки тому +2

      I wish I could Pin this

    • @Luingus
      @Luingus 4 роки тому +5

      @[Watch ACE undercover] and see my queen Byeongkwan why dont you do some research

    • @preventablesuffering6239
      @preventablesuffering6239 4 роки тому +2

      @[Watch ACE undercover] and see my queen Byeongkwan You see the result of a heavily propagandized US population that culturally learns to not question the actions or sincerity of our military--psychological operations on the public to influence their opinion. US military industrial complex has a big part (influence and spending) in US culture, both in the news and all entertainment (look up 'US military and hollywood'). its why big budget military glorifying films are always made and win awards. the films try to contextualize our foreign involvement as non-predatory, and try to portray those who live on the land we invade as cartoonish bad guys who hate american freedom.
      military agenda driven talking points are not questioned by many "bootlicking" non-critical thinking americans. things that mostly demonize foreign leaders (that are usually proven later to be false) to justify predatory military action against them.
      more specifically about iran/iraq/the middle east, US military interest lies in lucrative military contracts, isrealgeopolitical interest (isreal lobby basically owns DC, and speak out often against iran), and instilling puppet govts to leverage the natural resources (oil, opium) and maintain the petrodollar.

  • @richardcletus6026
    @richardcletus6026 3 роки тому +95

    Pizza Delivery has the most concentrated quotable dialog of any episode that I still hear to this day.

  • @meliskoolies
    @meliskoolies 4 роки тому +109

    the fish who doesn't want the pizza because there's no drink is the most realistic moment in the show. customers will always sacrifice everything they wanted because of one thing not existing

  • @Joshkenobi
    @Joshkenobi 4 роки тому +715

    My favorite episode of spongebob is "Band Geek" I think everyone who's seen it can agree how great it is.

    • @mr.fishnix2373
      @mr.fishnix2373 4 роки тому +81

      Is mayonaise an instrument?

    • @rustyshackleford7436
      @rustyshackleford7436 4 роки тому +52

      @@mr.fishnix2373 No mayonnaise is not an instrument...
      Horse radish isn't an instrument either.

    • @slitchey
      @slitchey 4 роки тому +72

      Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

    • @infernoROBO
      @infernoROBO 4 роки тому +12

      I like Band Geeks although it isn't my #1 fav. That would have to go to Frankendoodle for me.

    • @utc428
      @utc428 4 роки тому +4

      My favorite might be the snow day episode

  • @ChaddeusThaddeus
    @ChaddeusThaddeus 4 роки тому +180

    The one episode imo that's extremely underrated that nobody gives any love has tons of quotable moments and is arguably one of the top 5 episodes: Krusty Towers

    • @HigherDarkness
      @HigherDarkness 4 роки тому +41

      Same with the karate episode when spongebob went to the island. THE POWER WITHIN!

    • @nickhabre2824
      @nickhabre2824 4 роки тому +35

      Krusty towers is one of the only episodes after season 3 that I think is a top tier episode. I think it shows off all the characters personalities really well. Mr.Krabs caring about money too much spongebob caring about the customer too much squidward not caring at all and Patrick is the perfect customer for the jokes

    • @lexileo7338
      @lexileo7338 4 роки тому +3

      Yes! That was my top 5 as a kid!

    • @owenb3567
      @owenb3567 4 роки тому +14

      The reason Krusty Towers is so good is because it was scheduled to release in season 3.

    • @derp3044
      @derp3044 4 роки тому

      @Burger Pack your opinion is wrong, change my mind

  • @Noirshock
    @Noirshock 3 роки тому +42

    What a learned from this episode years later is how even when you put 1000% of you on your service to the customer they always will be mean to you.
    And I respect that from Bob. He still do his best even when customers don't deserve it. That's why he will always be the best ❤️
    That said I became in Squidward over the years.

  • @izeiuh
    @izeiuh 4 роки тому +1540

    I’m offended how band geeks wasn’t mentioned

    • @sillystrawberrygal
      @sillystrawberrygal 4 роки тому +39

      Ikr that was one of my favorites

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +47

      That was a top tier episode!

    • @izeiuh
      @izeiuh 4 роки тому +22

      Dave Crupel I believe it’s the best one in my opinion

    • @adolfog316
      @adolfog316 4 роки тому +16

      ig he's selling the classic hand drawn episodes. By the time band geeks came out they were digital

    • @Nick34615
      @Nick34615 4 роки тому

      Isaiah Uploads Stuff how good is the taddle tale strangler episode that one never gets aired

  • @peytoncabral7149
    @peytoncabral7149 4 роки тому +1048

    I nominate Shanghaied for the most underrated episode. Literally every single joke in that episode makes me laugh out loud.

    • @foodlibraries
      @foodlibraries 4 роки тому +189

      "YOU'RE GOOD... YOU'RE GOOD... YOU'RE GOOD... AAAAND STOP"

    • @WinslowCD
      @WinslowCD 4 роки тому +22

      @@foodlibraries I quote this very often

    • @CameronDrums81
      @CameronDrums81 4 роки тому +174

      "Insulting a man's ship, be worse than insulting his mother" "No no it WAS his mother you said was dirty, not his ship!"

    • @thescholar2739
      @thescholar2739 4 роки тому +24

      CameronWood8181 I got it this ship belongs to the Red Baron!

    • @nicholaslacascia9176
      @nicholaslacascia9176 4 роки тому +1

      I adore this episode!!! Beat me to it

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish 4 роки тому +185

    I remember tearing up a bit as a kid when the customer said he didn't want the pizza.
    Seasons 1-3 were peak SpongeBob and none of the later seasons will ever top it.

    • @Juuupa333
      @Juuupa333 4 роки тому +5

      Why that douchbag orderedv by phone when the Restaurant is just a couple feet away

    • @sillystrawberrygal
      @sillystrawberrygal 4 роки тому +2

      And when the guy yelled at spongebob for not getting the drink, I almost cried when I was like 4.

    • @jdizzle4522
      @jdizzle4522 4 роки тому +2

      True

    • @altjacobs
      @altjacobs 4 роки тому

      quarantine

  • @definedbyme902
    @definedbyme902 3 роки тому +29

    My fav episode is when sb and Patrick take care of squid ward when he is hurt.... “firmly grasp it in your hand”

  • @sarahjohn7146
    @sarahjohn7146 4 роки тому +218

    My favourite is when they stole a balloon 🎈 on free balloon day

  • @artymunoz5060
    @artymunoz5060 4 роки тому +4433

    “Aren’t you Patrick Star?”
    “Yup”
    “And this is your I.D “
    “Yup”
    “I found this I.D in this wallet, and if that’s the case, this must be your wallet”
    “That makes sense to me”
    “Than take it”
    “It’s not my wallet”

    • @legendary_kd
      @legendary_kd 3 роки тому +98

      Still a funny moment in SpongeBob though

    • @artymunoz5060
      @artymunoz5060 3 роки тому +145

      @@joshuabuswell9481 wow you’re really that offended? I was just tryna make some people laugh. Why do I need internet “points”
      What do I get out of that? Clearly there was over 200 people who thought it was funny.... man, this generation is so easily offended. It sucks

    • @LeftyIsLefty
      @LeftyIsLefty 3 роки тому +18

      @@artymunoz5060 i laughed

    • @aguywithstandards169
      @aguywithstandards169 3 роки тому +3

      @@artymunoz5060 I think that was sarcasm what Joshua was saying

    • @oxines6979
      @oxines6979 3 роки тому +54

      You forgot the next part:
      "What is inside of this box ?"
      "My wallets"

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 4 роки тому +227

    Chocolate with nuts: That psychopath chasing them around, OBVIOUSLY, the scam artist and Patrick “focusing” and saying “I love you”

    • @beedeepresents
      @beedeepresents 4 роки тому +6

      Omg i forgot about this one but it is truly hilarious!

    • @snek7030
      @snek7030 4 роки тому +3

      That is one of the most quotable episodes.
      _i love you_
      *CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE!!!*

    • @raysaspaniol
      @raysaspaniol 4 роки тому +1

      I love that old lady and her mom who remembers when they invented chocolate

  • @Cramblit
    @Cramblit 3 роки тому +47

    Pizza delivery was one of my favorite episodes as a kid. The comedy was top notch in it, and just a wholesome episode as a whole.

  • @aurilio5633
    @aurilio5633 4 роки тому +210

    And its funny that Squidward said "It's just around the corner!" And it was LITERALLY just around the corner, that's why he let spongebob drive, thank you squidward!!!

  • @MikefromTexas1
    @MikefromTexas1 4 роки тому +2310

    *Pre-movie* SpongeBob is the best SpongeBob.

    • @imonlyherebecauseofmemes1991
      @imonlyherebecauseofmemes1991 4 роки тому +310

      First three seasons were excellent, seasons 4-5 were okay but still good, seasons 6-8 were horrible, and now most episodes are just insulting kids intelligence and atrociously unwatchable.

    • @ohboy1113
      @ohboy1113 4 роки тому +85

      You mean pre-second movie

    • @Chryst-zt3jp
      @Chryst-zt3jp 4 роки тому +45

      S1 and S9 are good
      S2-4 is great
      S5, S6 and S8 are meh
      S7 is bad
      S10, S11 are great
      And S12 till the moment is also Great

    • @GatoMichito
      @GatoMichito 4 роки тому +89

      Chryst2545 nah

    • @anti-punkaction5428
      @anti-punkaction5428 4 роки тому +21

      @@ohboy1113 Honestly, the show started to get better after the second movie

  • @mesome777
    @mesome777 4 роки тому +279

    Now that I am a “Big Brother” there’s an indescribable righteous anger I get at that jack ass at the end of Pizza Delivery.
    -
    This episode perfectly captured that “he may be an idiot but he’s MY idiot” sorta schtick

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 3 роки тому +2

      Same but change the “big brother” to “big sister”

  • @PS3productionz
    @PS3productionz 2 роки тому +14

    There was something so aesthetically pleasing about the cell animation era of SpongeBob that feels so elegiac now. It felt so atmospheric. You really wanted to jump in and explore each and every nook and cranny of Bikini Bottom and the surrounding landscape. I miss the old days.

  • @johnnyblingg
    @johnnyblingg 4 роки тому +425

    The episode where Squidward lies and says he doesn’t like Krabby Patties is the funniest episode, especially when you’re on a diet. 😂😂😂

    • @taehyungkim608
      @taehyungkim608 4 роки тому +4

      yess that's my favorite

    • @OathBoy_562
      @OathBoy_562 4 роки тому +1

      John Barnett straight classic childhood memories

    • @carlyskolnik296
      @carlyskolnik296 4 роки тому +2

      “You like Krabby patties don’t you squidward?”

    • @abhirm664
      @abhirm664 4 роки тому +1

      @@carlyskolnik296 with 'that' expression

    • @carlyskolnik296
      @carlyskolnik296 4 роки тому

      @@abhirm664 yep

  • @Chibekoe
    @Chibekoe 4 роки тому +771

    “Firmly grasp it in your hand.”
    “FIRMLY grasp it in your hand”
    “FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!”

    • @shanelawrence7438
      @shanelawrence7438 4 роки тому +34

      A grape fresh from the vine, a peeled orange from the garden. *patrick* A WATER MELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD.

    • @lex0h2
      @lex0h2 4 роки тому +6

      That's what he said

    • @blacksmithsforge640
      @blacksmithsforge640 4 роки тому +7

      “That ought a do it!”

    • @danielfridman90
      @danielfridman90 4 роки тому +4

      **Squidward Literally Dies** Patrick: *****

    • @natecalhoun4427
      @natecalhoun4427 4 роки тому +1

      Rip Eddie

  • @CinsBinofJunk
    @CinsBinofJunk 4 роки тому +222

    I don’t see people talking about The Best Day Ever enough. It has a great song, and a great moral. Spongebob thinks about himself and what he wants to do, but he actually helps out everyone else without him knowing. Then it finishes it off with an incredible ending, he gets mad since he couldn’t do everything he planned, then he realizes how he helped everyone and feels much better about himself.

    • @starfish5599
      @starfish5599 4 роки тому +8

      This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything- SIT DOWN!

    • @roset8098
      @roset8098 4 роки тому

      I agree!

  • @skiis1
    @skiis1 2 роки тому +42

    I just realized SpongeBob couldn't drive the boat, but he could drive the rock, truly a pioneer.

    • @Sushbearious
      @Sushbearious 2 роки тому +5

      Yet another subtle and nuanced example of idiosyncrasy which put early SpongeBob ('99-'04) a cut above the rest. My father used to scold and reprimand my brother and I for sitting in front of the TV for too long whenever we visited my grandparents, who, unlike us had cable. However, whenever SpongeBob was on, he would stop and watch it with us, and always let us finish the episode, because he found it funny too! And he's very well educated man, with a PhD in cultural anthropology, and at times, a cutting wit.

    • @crushinggrapes3248
      @crushinggrapes3248 Рік тому +1

      don't forget, a sandwich too

    • @motorheadbanger950
      @motorheadbanger950 Рік тому +1

      I was looking for this comment

  • @DevinBradleySmith
    @DevinBradleySmith 4 роки тому +915

    Last time I was this early the pizza was still warm

    • @cashhgenesis
      @cashhgenesis 4 роки тому +6

      Devin Smith The pizza should still be warm when you’re on time why tf would i want a cold pizza

    • @abransalcedo3283
      @abransalcedo3283 4 роки тому +17

      Did you get your diet dr kelp

    • @businessmail4929
      @businessmail4929 4 роки тому

      or the corpse

    • @EjDaddyyyy
      @EjDaddyyyy 4 роки тому

      Haha I ate pizza today

    • @ilovecody7514
      @ilovecody7514 4 роки тому

      That's pretty early.

  • @evangelionfan69
    @evangelionfan69 4 роки тому +1363

    ripped pants is pure gold
    “Lifting weights - big laugh
    Frisbee in face - kills
    Surfing - knocks 'em dead
    Pretending to drown... no.”

    • @edwardjones1482
      @edwardjones1482 4 роки тому

      lilly lewis lmao

    • @edwardjones1482
      @edwardjones1482 4 роки тому +17

      lilly lewis I miss the old spongebob

    • @evangelionfan69
      @evangelionfan69 4 роки тому +16

      Edward Jones same. now all we have is all the gross-out humor crap

    • @norad_clips
      @norad_clips 4 роки тому +24

      I could hear him say the line, and I haven’t seen that episode in years

    • @failtolawl
      @failtolawl 4 роки тому

      Ripped pants is predictable and not that great

  • @applesthecat
    @applesthecat 4 роки тому +273

    I seriously thought squidward said “he ate the whole thing” because he shoved the entire pizza, box and all, down the customer’s throat.

    • @3DaysTillGrace
      @3DaysTillGrace 4 роки тому +32

      Grace B yeah that’s the joke for the viewer

  • @DorkClassic
    @DorkClassic 3 роки тому +35

    Great video! Personally though, I think Element 2 is less specifically Spongesquid, but instead just having characters contrast each other in a situation. That's why Spongebob and Patrick also work well as a duo in the older episodes: because back then Patrick was built to contrast Spongebob's high energy dorky optimism with a more unrefined, chill demeanor. In fact, all the characters were created to contrast Spongebob in some way. Squidward with his pessimism (in comparison to Spongebob's optimism), Patrick with his lower energy (in comparison to Spongebob's go get 'em attitude), Sandy with her tomboy-ish nature (in comparison to Spongebob's dorkiness), Plankton with his skewed moral compass (in comparison to Spongebob's good nature), and Mr. Krabs with his maturity and older age (in comparison to Spongebob's young age and outlook) I do agree that Squidward is Spongebob's foil character, but I figured I'd bring it up because early-season episodes with other dynamics are also done really well.

  • @dimitrispapado3125
    @dimitrispapado3125 4 роки тому +128

    An amazing thing is that even when the Pizza song was translated, it was still the thing that stuck with us as children. As you said the context made it what it was no matter the tune.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah... Maybe when I have a job I would kinda be singing that myself just to cheer up the mood.

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 4 роки тому +1

      I still remember laughing my ass off to that part as a kid. I don’t think I laughed harder at any other joke in the show.

  • @NoteToLoser
    @NoteToLoser 4 роки тому +317

    Health Inspector is the *PERFECT EPISODE* Still to this day I laugh about and reference "DIE ZOMBIE" 😂

    • @talleryt9482
      @talleryt9482 4 роки тому +29

      *Nasty Patty.
      But yeah it is REALLY good. Fun Fact: The health inspector got hit in the head *7* times

    • @ebyas89
      @ebyas89 4 роки тому +4

      Good job officer Nancy

    • @butterygoodness8242
      @butterygoodness8242 4 роки тому

      It’s that the one with the doctor and Mr. Krabs is scared of the inspection so Squidward and Spongebob have to give him a check up?

    • @nerovanguard846
      @nerovanguard846 4 роки тому

      There is no ice! There's never been any ice! Ice is just a myth!"

  • @TridTV
    @TridTV 4 роки тому +194

    You can’t just leave out squids line “yep he ate it all in one bite”

  • @MyHam-os4bq
    @MyHam-os4bq 2 роки тому +14

    Makes me sad how much people overlook the ripped pants episode. My siblings and I sang it all the time, and we even made ourselves into a mini choir and harmonized appropriately, and were each assigned certain lines to sing it just like the characters sang it. We only ever got along while watching SpongeBob. Still remember that song to this day 😌

  • @AgilityDZN
    @AgilityDZN 4 роки тому +34

    Nerdstalgic is so committed that he rendered the video in the original aspect ratio of the episode. That's amazing.

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 4 роки тому +89

    The "It's Not Just a Boulder" part is without flaw

    • @qimatswift4829
      @qimatswift4829 4 роки тому +18

      It’s a rock 😭

    • @PaleGhost69
      @PaleGhost69 4 роки тому +7

      Does this mean Patrick actually lives in an rv?

  • @darkmyro
    @darkmyro 4 роки тому +261

    Imho band geeks is *the* perfect episode. Even if it's a mostly a squidward episode, it hits a lot of the same points you call out here.

    • @jordanhingoo7017
      @jordanhingoo7017 4 роки тому +25

      Like he said, pizza delivery is one of the perfect episodes, but I would like him to cover a happy ending for character like squidward.

    • @felixm8733
      @felixm8733 4 роки тому +33

      Band geeks almost felt like a series finale. It had almost all of the characters, it was funny, and Squidward got a happy ending.

    • @darian2975
      @darian2975 4 роки тому +6

      They're not coming, they died lmao

    • @illyachan5901
      @illyachan5901 4 роки тому +12

      My favorite part is when the flag twirlers twirl the flags so hard that they fly into a plane and die, and then squidward just lies down and goes into fetal position while the trumpeters play the death song.

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 4 роки тому

      @@illyachan5901 holy snickeys! 127 likes(as of this post)idk if I've ever gotten that many likes in my life XD

  • @Jozztime
    @Jozztime 3 роки тому +62

    “Spongebob, if I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have. I’d have one dollar.”

  • @shadypielover
    @shadypielover 4 роки тому +42

    I loved Idiot Box so much because I used to do that stuff in a box we had when I was little, and I thought it was real.

    • @Camde667dotcom
      @Camde667dotcom 4 роки тому +1

      I used to reenact that scene from nasty patty where the cop says "just hold on and we'll go real smoothly" on this rocking horse at my grandparents

    • @whyyou268
      @whyyou268 4 роки тому +1

      Same I always wanted a box when I was little because of that episode... I don't anymore though 😅😂

  • @brendaromero2990
    @brendaromero2990 4 роки тому +528

    "We need a new aproach;a new tactic."
    "I know! Lets get naked!"
    "No, lets save that for when we're selling real estate"
    The best episode in my opinion is when the sell candy door to door.

  • @theodoro3188
    @theodoro3188 4 роки тому +1212

    Kids at ages 3-12: "Squidward's so selfish and boring!"
    Late teens and adults: * Watching Spongebob * We can surely relate to Squidward...

    • @alienxotic5028
      @alienxotic5028 4 роки тому +28

      That's so true, except he's still selfish.

    • @the6ig6adwolf
      @the6ig6adwolf 4 роки тому +8

      Ok boomer

    • @nightzn_
      @nightzn_ 4 роки тому +18

      @@the6ig6adwolf stfu

    • @IcyianCanehdian
      @IcyianCanehdian 4 роки тому +1

      @@ThatRipOff 🍄

    • @alienxotic5028
      @alienxotic5028 4 роки тому +13

      Almost nobody thinks he's boring, he's just hypocritical and low tempered. He's selfish towards other people.