Small Brain Minecraft
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- Опубліковано 9 тра 2020
- This video will make you forget how to play Minecraft.
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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang. That is all.
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Outro music: Silent Partner - Sad Past
Other music:
Wayne Jones - Mr. Sunny Face
#PhoenixSC #Memes - Ігри
I mean nobody has anything else to do right now but watch pheonix smack a pig with a bannana.
s m a c k
W a t
y e s
Make orange juice
Yeah its a good way to waste time
0:10
im dissapointed it isnt like those popsicles that has two stuck together
GoroTheThing bruh relat
are they called twin pops?
@Jayden Games i think they are
These are big brain pops
This will explain everything ua-cam.com/video/neaeekmKRiI/v-deo.html
I have 3 assignments due tomorrow but it's ok.
Laggy Bunny same
Bruh I have finals next week
Same
Just skip em no one'll notice
I have 22
Now make the medium brain series this instant.
That’s just regular Minecraft
0:06
This took off a few years off my life span
0:31 what the illagers do based on game theorists say
lol
Yeah, what we actually do is just go around pranking the villagers, and also killing them but we will get to that later!
They lik thic steves
well that explains the skeletons and zombies
Thank you for noticing the terraria pickaxe I’ve been reading the comments to see if anyone noticed it was a terraria pickaxe😁😁😁
Mending wither skull: Grows into a full wither skeleton when it receives xp
This would be awesome for a modded mob farm, but the wither skeletons would have to be able to drop that head as a guaranteed drop and a second head to make it a little more sustainable, so you can spawn more.
YOUVE created an ABOMINATION
@@havefeith just make it spawn a wither skeleton wearing a wither skeleton head
“You have to craft yourself to respawn”
That just sounds like undying totem with extra steps
Undying totem simply doesn't let you die and lose items and your experience. And this thing is just an unnecessary difficult respawn mechanism. It's different man
it made me think of dont starve haha
this would actually be a cool idea, you could be a ghost when you die and would have to craft a new body to posess or use animals
0:56 literally every thumbnail for iDeactiveMC’s “things you didn’t know about” videos
Phoenix after finishing looking at his subreddit: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Make more
Wow you got a heart from Phoenix
69 likes noice
JIREN YOU ARE THE NEW CHRISTOPHER MOON WHAT THE FUCK
W H A T T H E F U C K
Hello there
Fire chest plate, yes.
Back when chainmail armor used to be made out of literal fire
NoO iM a VeTeRaN tHe ChAiNmAiL wAs MaDe Of ChaiN!!!11!1!11!!!!!111
@@childfloppa1643 it wasn't
@@childfloppa1643 it was made of fire
@@mastilozdravljedamjanovic take a joke man
0:24 The joke is, in the early days of Minecraft you used to be able to craft chainmail with fire.
Minecraft perfect logic
He knows that he intentionally said that
@@brothers2940 that is one theory
@@singulator2291 he's a mc coder atleast a coder knows about that .....
@@brothers2940 doesn't mean he knows about it, could've started the game in time fire chainmail was removed already
0:08 oh no i got gnomed.
Bro, I don't know what you're talking about, these made my brain double in size
now it has 2 cells
mine doubled in size and now it has sixteen cells
Faithful Freak that’s three more cells than me!
sells*
i mean i had 0 before and 0×2= 20, right?
Now you can stupid twice as fast!
1:36
Normal Germans: Handwerk
Phoenix: *HÄNDWÖRK*
Btw I am german
ikr, people need to learn how to pronounce german
The funny thing is when people pronounce foreign words with their languages accent. Like instead of "Je m'appelle" they say "Jay-mm apple"
XD
He probably thought it was just some random made-up word instead of a word from another lanuguage.
I’m Australian this actually sounds kinda racist
1:36 PhoenixSC saying "Handwerk" Made my day, not gonna lie
Handwerk is Crafting in German language
@@khoerulanwar1347 i know. It just sounded so funny to me
@Geert Roest i think only german
@Geert Roest ok, i didn't know
@@khoerulanwar1347 the crafting recipe is the Austrian flag as well 🇦🇹
0:08 That caught me off guard XD
0:06 this just gave me a feeling that doesn’t exist
Excitement?
Depression?
Happiness?
Disgust?
Gnomed?
I love how there’s a worldwide pandemic and this is how cursed redditors entertain us all
Another suggestion, use chain and paper to make chain mail (get it? Chain and letters) armour
Nice one. 🤣 It was a really fun joke. 😄
IT WAS YOU!!
Send it to 3 friends or the creepers get you.
He knows the secret! The secret cannot get out! Kill him!
1:36 me as a dutch boi
*why are we still here, to suffer? *
2 sword: exist
Kirito: *sounds normal to me*
small brain: 2 swords
BIG brain: *T H I C C S W O R D*
Very Big brain: Ultra sword
intellecc - *bloccsword*
Impossible size brain: death sword
@@michaelchoi6354 you hahaha EXPERT BIG BRAIN SIZE: Knight Sword
@@adrianrifky2150 LOL
0:24 In old Minecraft you could get a fire item from creative and it could craft chainmail. This is poking fun by making fire armor out of chains.
R/woooosh
@@dillydragonthetroll4119 ... what?
@@dillydragonthetroll4119 phoenix said he doesn't get it, so OP explained lmao
@@dillydragonthetroll4119 r/foundthemobileuser and r/ihavereddit
@@KptKosmit91 I’m certain Phoenix knows that which is why it was a whoosh. But tbf, I couldn’t tell if Phoenix was joking or not either.
0:51 oh my god. That’s the og texture of the leather boots. Jeez that brings back memories
the image where he said he promised we would forget how to play was so cursed
1:36
I think thats german and means, you guessed it: craft
Yes that's correct.
or Dutch which is - according to some memes - the true MemeMan Language
www.reddit.com/r/stonks/comments/g5aewq/langueze/
XD
0:54 straight up has a terraria spite
@Jenya F advertising, reported comment, disliked video.
@@arwav8471 Bruh
@@dankolord do you have anything to say about it?
@@dankolord because I have no soul, sorry bud
@@arwav8471 I hAvE nO sOuL
I introduced a friend to Minecraft and recommend your subreddit to help
The TNT piston in the start was hilarious. I haven’t laughed that hard in ages
All i want for Christmas is...
Phoenix related content to not hurt my brain for once please someone make that happen
How did you get a command block in your name
@@pozasm He is a member.
Shawn oh
Last time I checked, Christmas is AT LEAST a week from now
Lil Nas 69 I know
1:37 its german means „crafting“
Or dutch
@@toppercentageratata2619 german
@@toppercentageratata2619 im dutch and handwerk is wrong
@@toppercentageratata2619 in dutch it is werkbank
@@whyareyourunning3429 Yeah
I actually like the idea of crafting yourself to respawn XD. It could be like a totem of undying, but instead of making you immediately resurrect on death with buffs, it simply enables keep inventory and sends you to your spawn.
the fire chestplate is a reference to the old crafting recipe for chainmail armor (which was literal fire)
so you turn that around and craft it with chains and you get fire armor
My brain has expanded so much to the point that it collapsed in on itself and now I have 1 brain cell.
Thanks Phoenix!
Me: new mod is being made now...
“you have no more steves”
*spectate*
*quit*
I’d like to spectate, thanks.
Spectate, thank you
The fire chestplate is actually a real thing if you have “fire” as your item (it makes chain armour)
PhoenixSC: They're trying to make you forget Minecraft!
Me: It's so traumatic I'll never forget!
NEVER FORGET MINECRAFT 2010 - 2020
R.I.S.E 2009-2055
I will never forget about, .... wait what was it that I wasn't going to forget.
How to forget Minecraft
Me: Impossible
You dont know how fun it is to watch cursed Minecraft vids
In the early days of Minecraft the way you obtained chainmail armor. Was by crafting FIRE! into a armor crafting pattern so the chains were just them flipping it in a way.
0:25 the joke is that you could craft chainmail armour with fire, so you can do the same in reverse!
r/wooosh
@@pinbaIlwizard Bruh... you replied a minute before the person posted it.
@@servabeahm6372 r/whooosh
@@justawildbooniebear4548 why did DMR get Woooshed?
@@pinbaIlwizard he really dont get it, thats why Ebysu explain to him. thats not a r/woooosh
More cursed stuff. Good, your family is safe from the Turtle Invasion of the Earth
0:24
if you really don't get it, there was an old crafting recipe where the item "Fire", which used to be a proper item (I'm still mad they removed some debug style items like the lower half of a door!) could be used to make chainmail armor.
So now, chains can be used to make fire armor.
0:06 the piston extending was literally life of boris making "hu"
Remember when Phoenix didn't know what a meme is?
This is him now.
0:25 You're too young to understand
gabsr it’s cuz you used to be able to craft chainmail armour from fire ages ago so it’s reversed
@METhOdhowtoKilLnoObS 1.8 was years ago
@METhOdhowtoKilLnoObS consider the "ages ago" as "a long time ago"
@METhOdhowtoKilLnoObS i didn't, KPo meant the 1.8 was the updated years ago so you probably aged 5 or more years of your current age
@METhOdhowtoKilLnoObS simple answer: yes
0:24 That was how you used to make chain mail armour in the old days
The reason why is there fire chestplate is that in the olden days of the game, there was this thing called fire, and it was used to craft chain armor. You couldn’t get it normally, so it was eventually removed.
0:18 why is the sheep bald?
Get what I mean by “bald”?
You dont want wool
*"Oh yeah, this is small brain time."*
Phoenix
Back in the day, fire was an item you could obtain and you could use it to craft chain armor. Now that chains have been introduced, someone on the subreddit made a recipe for “fire armor” so it’s like an opposite of the chain armor
the chainmail joke was that notch planned to make u be able to craft chainmail stuff with fire and it's the other way round
0:55 I love that the dolphin is partially used
0:44
Well at least your just gonna get 8 obsidian for 1 nether portal :)
but you dont have blaze powder :/
@@diamante8864 then go to your nether portal and get some blaze powder and make tons of nether portals just for 8 obsidian so you wont mine mamy obsidians
@@dilucadic4075 lmaooooo
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0:26 Chain mail armor used to be craftable using a glitched fire item in old versions of Minecraft.
0:19 that one hurts me on a level I can't comprehend
It hurt your profile pic as well, I see.
lol
Hey i made that, so shut up
Please make potion effect rain and make it so the potion effect determines the colour of the rain so for example green rain equals jump boost and orange rain is fire resistence. Also try and make it so when the rain hits the ground, it makes potion bubble effects.
Type "So I made it rain potions in Minecraft".
the fire chest plate is big brain because the original recipe to craft chainmail armor is using fire so they reversed it by having you use chains to craft fire armor
0:25 you used to be able to get a fire item back in minecraft's day using commands and for some reason it made a chain chestplate
1:34 "Handwerk" is the german word for "crafting"....
ps: btw your pronunciation of that was cute
I appreciate it. =p
@@PhoenixSC Just to help you a bit with the pronounsation : [ˈhantˌvɛʁk]
@@Liam-ux9xj hantwerk?
Ciasteczkowy Mix that’s just the IPA
howndwoqrk
Nice tutorial, Phoenix!!
That fire chestplate is brilliant
the gnome tnt piston got me harder than it should've. why was that so entertaining
1:30
I mean, according to Mumbo Jumbo, that is how to craft a diamond block-
who's mumbo jumbo? I'm pretty sure you meant mimbo jimbo
@@BlueMysteryGaming dafuq ._.
@@borkedluck did u watch phoenix's "zoglins are broken" video
Phoenix gonna hit us with a fully implemented orange mod by next week. Imagine a nice orange Julius (orange juice +ice+egg) to enjoy on those warm summer nights
whut is Juljuis?
If he does, I'm going to be proud of the fact that I created the orange juice crafting recipe.
I legitimately would love to be able to upgrade from each tier of tool/weapon/armor. I actually tried it before hoping it was a thing. Smithing table needs more use.
0:23 its a reference to when you used to be able to craft chainmail armor with fire
0:53 that candy cane pickaxe is a reference to the pickaxe found in presents in terraria
1:38 Gilded Ingot
TNT Piston was ridiculous, I laughed so hard xD
I know the logic of the Fire Chestplate. In the Alpha days, you can get fire, as an item. Craft it in a chestplate layout, you get chain armor. The opposite is true for chain in a chestplate layout. Fire Chestplate.
The thumbnail is dual wielding to a new level.
I'm lucky I watched that after playing survival, not before.
0:23 Chain armor actually has a crafting recipe in the code, you use fire to craft it. Not flint and steel, but actual fire. So, it would make sense that chains would be used to craft fire armor.
The 9 coal turning into 9 coal really reminds me of some stupid modded recipes I've seen
I did not get gnomed in the first few seconds of the video
NO one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: How I play minecraft
0:24 you used to be able to craft a chain mail chest plate with fire witch you cant get in survival so he made it so if you use chain it makes fire armor you are welcome for explaining
*_"Are You Ready To Forget How To Play Minecraft?"_*
Me: *_But What Would I Forget With I Already Forget How To Go Straight?-_*
Not gonna lie, the 9 coal broke me out of everything there.
1:27
*I will never be a chest*
Sir upgrade your self ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ItzMcLightningCraft YT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
iron sword but built diagonal for proper blade length and stick grip oriemtation.
if build diagonal where the stick facing is perpendicular with the ingots, you end up making a katar instead.
3 swords in a crafting table = Block of Sword
I feel like I lost a lot of brain cells after watching this
Markiepliers meme "big brain" become trending
They should make it so the smithing table can upgrade anything like wood to stone and stone to gold and gold to iron and iron to dia and dia to netherite, and saves a lot of resources, but costs 6 netherite blocks to craft
Crafting yourself to reap wan is basically the gulog of Minecraft. Change my mind.
"Handwork" me who is dutch and knows what it means
1:25 netherite made in China
In the old days, you could summon fire with commands and craft chain armor, in this case, its us using chain to make fire armor.
Reddit : Craft urself to respawn
Phoenix : No words im outta here kthxbye
I watched the entire video.
*Didn’t lose any brain cells.*
Whoosh!
ok
I love your vids Phoenix! Mine are poop xD
0:25
It's simple really "Chain"mail armor is made from fire, so fire would be made out of chains.
You physically killed my brain. Why? Just why?
Hey, this actually gave me +100 brain cells
Yes, I had 0 before I watched the vid :o
100 brain cells are the same as zero
MY EYES ARE NOT DYED WHITE!!
What you study for: Ok guys, I remembered how to craft a full set of armor
What's on the test:
*Confused crafting table noises*