I mean no wonder why he built c 3po he was trying to resurrect his father, (this idea lowkey makes so much sense tho lmao, thats why they say anakin didn't have a father because he was a fooking robot Arnold) and thts why he doesn't like sand, it got into his dad's gears lmao
I cant Blame You: When I was a Kid I loved The Spider-Man Trilogy, That's Right, Even Spider-Man 3. To be fair, I was an Early 2000's kid, The X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Spider-Man were All We Had Before The MCU.
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I'm not saying it to be mean but yeah he actually was pretty bad...I know he was a kid & I shouldn't be so critical but his performances makes me cringe...so...much
It’s not a bad movie. If it was “so bad it’s good”, then something didn’t hit its mark that made the movie a spectacle, like The Room being a serious drama. The movie was designed to be silly and over the top, and it’s good because that’s EXACTLY why people enjoy it.
I know the movie wasn't the greatest but I still consider it a corny guilty pleasure Christmas movie. And I enjoyed sinbad in it. He was so sinical and crazy bc life kept shitting on him but he still made me chuckle
Just found out that the star wars kid, the kid in this movie, Jake Lloyd, was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia early this year roundabout the time we all thought we were about to go to war with Iran. That is so unbelievably sad to me.
I know this reply is late, but personally I found this movie more cruel than funny. Arnold is just trying to make his son happy by buying him a gift, and everyone is a complete dick to him, all because he can't find the toy his son wants. Then you've got Sinbad sucking the joy out of the movie, by rubbing Arnold's misery in his face.
Listen guys, Jake Lloyd was just a little kid when he made movies! In Star Wars I he was just doing what George Lucas told him to do! He didn't make those lines! Plus, his voice wasn't his fault. He was a 9 year old CHILD. So stop saying he ruined the phantom menace. We all know who really did... Fricking JAR JAR!!!!
seriously, do people not pay attention to children they're awkward little weirdos Anakin was literally born into slavery on a desert planet thats about as close to nowhere as you can get
Dude,Movies Like”Jingle All The Way”,TV Shows Like”Power Rangers”,&,Actors Like Sinbad Are Part of The Reason Why The 90s Are my All Time Favorite Decade,They Were Cheesy,Corny,&,Perfect During a Decade That Was Always Cheesy,&,Corny
+Lucas Smith I do too Lucas... Though it is totally the WRONG message to give about Christmas... Its hard to say why I like it as it is mindless, but I do! Good movie when you just want cheap laughs!
Warren Marris Christmas is nothing but a Hedonistic holiday celebrating consumerism, greed, and gluttony. It's a mish mash of pagan traditions with labels attached to it in an effort to give some wholesomeness to the day when there is none. On top of that it was taken over by the Christian church to change the already present festivities over to their own agenda. While I don't think the movie is an intelligent movie with a message to pay attention to, it certainly doesn't go against what Christmas actually is.
Okay, so the big issue with her husband is that he's never there for their kid but she affectively banishes him from the parade that their son was upset that his dad wouldn't be going with him to and asks the creeper neighbor to drive her instead. Someone should take that kid from both of them for neglect and being dumb as hell.
Loved this movie as a kid. Actually one of my fave Xmas movies along with A Christmas Story. It’s so ridiculous that it’s funny. Still remember sinbad’s line til this day, “Ta ta, turtleman!” lol
Apan Apandottír Lmao it’s not relevant but when you are a sad little virgin you have a lot of spare time to hate on a women who is more successful than they ever will be
Who knows? Its a movie...he does where a Turbo Man pajama shirt with the big T on it when hes having cereal and I think that's a Turbo Man winter coat he wears as well.
+Giopp dumister Honestly, I find the idea of an army of Santas hilarious. The idea of Arnold fighting off a bunch of guys all dressed like that makes me laugh every time.
Why? How did this get 13 likes? It's not like Arnold is obligated to marry someone who is Austrian. His real life marriages aren't Austrian, he moved to and has been living in America for a very long time, it would be more rare that he have an Austrian wife than if he had an American one...
***** I just always thought it was weird how he was obligated to playing American characters when he had a thick accent that he couldn't get around. It would of been kind of cool if they made something of his heritage.
You are an idiot, he's not playing an American character. In these movies, due to his accent they clearly do not try to hide, he obviously moved to America from Austria, just as Schwarzenegger did.They are not trying to make him look American or cover up the fact that he is Austrian, everybody knows that he is. It is much more likely that he marries an American woman if he lives in America. Tons of actors from different countries don't get to position all their films in that country or have their movies revolve around that actor's background. Tell me - how many movies Arnold is in that take place in Austria? Not many, none I can think of, but tell me this: How many Hollywood movies AT ALL are situated in Austria, and feature Austrian families? None you can think of ether? Hmm... It's almost like these parts aren't written for Arnold, but he goes and tries out for them, LIKE A NORMAL ACTOR. It's not like as soon as Arnold fills the spot, they are going to replace his whole family with Austrian actors and actresses. I doubt Christoph Waltz would be very convincing as anyone in Arnold's family, and I literally can not think of another Austrian actor...
If they need an American born character, they aren't going to cast Arnold. All his roles it is safe to say he is an Austrian immigrant or first generation Austrian family in those movies as well, duh!
This movie had a tone, a measured level of silliness, and a certain style… in my opinion, it isn’t good in spite of missing the mark, it’s good because it hit its mark. For what the producers intended, I cannot imagine this movie coming out any differently to be as great as it is. I’ll never be one to call this movie bad but enjoyable. It’s enjoyable because it’s a good movie!
It isn't "The latest edition of Super Smash Bros. Brawl", it's "The latest edition of Super Smash Bros., Brawl" stating that "Brawl" was the latest game in the SSB franchise. His statement was completely accurate.
I never thought about it, but why is this movie called "Jingle All the Way?" It's about Christmas, sure, but I can't think of how the title relates to the movie in any other way.
17:11 Actually, yes, there is. As an author myself, I have devised a name for this kind of tendency, dubbing it "fabulamaculitis," also known as "plot hole disorder." The symptoms of this disorder include forgetfulness of past writing, aggressive ignorance of criticism, wanting to put your plot over the laws of physics (see: two cold hands cliche), and delusions. Fabulamaculitis can be fatal if you depend on writing for a living, and it is important to listen to some goddamn criticism for once if you think you have fabulamaculitis.
+Marvin The Maniacal Dancing Ape oh, so a lot of people in chicago sounds like gottfried when they yell? Kinda like everyone in new jersey behave like the cast of jersey shore. America is so fascinating, of course what did i expect? lol.
I liked Smash Bros Brawl better than Mario Kart Wii. The glitch in Grumble Volcano and like 1/2 of the new courses for that game were forgettable. I just remember Grumble Volcano, The new Bowser castle, Rainbow Road, and Mushroom Gorge, that's about it. The others are pretty forgettable...
Trump was a pop culture person in the 1980s, why do you think he's been a name brand for so long? He'll be an awful President, but hey, you know his name from TV!
Where have you been for the past 20 years? Donald Trump's stupid hair has been a punchline since at least the 90's. It's not like he was plucked out of obscurity and became president.
LogicalMelodies Still no excuse. Maybe children are more intelligent than we think. Also, try taking off your rose colored glasses every once in a while.
And when they made Jingle All The Way 2 (yes, that exists), they actually got WWE Studios to co-produce it. Don't particularly know why, there's not much wrestlers in it.
EremikaHaven This is off topic, but nice profile pic, on topic, I never saw the film in person or even outside of reviews so... I wouldn't know anything how it is.
You know this movie is weirdly darker in hindsight after learning about all the deaths that have happened on black Fridays. I mean people have literally been trampled for stuff like this.
Ngl I kinda miss the bit where NC gets like a console and a bunch of stuff for it including a very popular gift but because he didnt get the one game he wanted he gets angry I think he only did this twice or thrice but I miss that Hope Doug brings the skit back for this new years
Now wait a goddamn minute. I've been an 80's action movie fan my entire life and I've never heard of "Here Comes Steven Seagal", "Frosty the Van Damme", OR "The Stallone Who Stole Christmas". Does Doug know something I don't? Cuz Christmas is less than 10 days away and I need those guys to fill me with some holiday cheer, dammit.
I think he actually did say Christ Jesus lol. Thanks to today's UA-cam, we can go frame by frame since he sped up that part of the video so that it wouldn't be seen.
This movie is cheese. Golden cheese lol. Arnold fighting his way through xmas shopping chaos is something i never knew i needed yrs ago. I love the duality of seasonal cheer and crazy consumerism
Critic's character is supposed to over-exaggerate lol. That's his whole shtick. There's a grain of truth in all of his complaints, but his videos should be taken with a grain of salt. Though, some of the films he reviews are actually that bad.
I want to see a version where Arnold fails to catch the kid and the whole crowd sees him splat on the pavement, and the stages of the crowd going from thinking it’s part of the act, until realizing it’s real and freaking out.
12:09 Unpopular opinion: I think that one-liner SICK BURN actually enhances the joke. It really puts the 10 years of bomb squad experience into comedic question.
"The Stallone Who Stole Christmas" sounds like an amazing movie.
Ye Boi Gordon -
“Yo Adrian!! I did it! I stole Christmas! Yo you know! I’m better than the average bear!”
I would watch it 😂
Its no wonder why he was more machine than man.
I want to see Arnold vs the green dildo
"yo, Jaime! use the Force!"
I never would’ve imagined that the Terminator was Anakin’s father.
It makes so much more sense now....
Darth Kamen GREATEST CROSSOVER EVER!!!
I mean no wonder why he built c 3po he was trying to resurrect his father, (this idea lowkey makes so much sense tho lmao, thats why they say anakin didn't have a father because he was a fooking robot Arnold) and thts why he doesn't like sand, it got into his dad's gears lmao
Just imagine the T-800 saying, “I’m your father.”
You just created the greatest fan fiction..
I'm so glad my wife and I made it a tradition to watch this movie on Christmas Day. It's so much fun.
I just saw this movie two nights ago.
Phil Hartman did the best in this movie.
R.I.P. Phil, you were so funny and you will be missed.
May he enjoy every wive's cookie's in heaven dude 😥 R.I.P
@@PleaseTryAgainLater Perhaps not his own wife's though. Sorry.
@@NumberNegativeZerobruh 😂😂😂😂
It's too bad Phil Hartman is not here to watch his movies or perform comedy
@@NumberNegativeZeroNot cool man! Not cool!
*"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!! NOW!!!"*
NAO!
oh goody more object show jokes
Your wifes cookies are out of this world
"STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE, STAY AWAY FROM MY COOKIES, AND STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE'S COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!! OR I'LL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nasty McJackass! Lol!
This movie is my childhood, I love it just because of how bad it is.
Best line is from Sinbad: "This is SICK world we're living in, with SICK people!"
Bryce Cross This movie is garbage
I weep for your generation.
Guilty pleasures, everybody jas a few...I enjoy this movie enough, too.
@CrossOutMedia
I don't know how to feel about the fact that I quote that line...Every now and then...
One of those so cheesy it's fun deals. It's good to enjoy a film's over the top quality sometimes
the movie overall is "meh" but Arnold fighting a dozen mall santas is an oddly comedic absurd treasure.
True : D
Nathan Wilkins I liked because you are absolutely hilarious
Nathan Wilkins coming this holiday season "Arnold vs ninja santas"
Jay Villanueva Directed by James Cameron
fuck yeah! Doug is a whiny-bitch sometimes, many times, if you think about, just watch The Last Action Hero video
As cheesy as Jingle All the Way is, as bad as it is, I love this movie.
+Hector Dubon Nobody cares.
+John Doe I do!
+John Doe Bloody hell John Doe, You really care a lot!!! LMAO!
Warren Marris Sorry, my clone posted that comment. I care for everything.
It has its fun moments.
I loved this movie as a kid
Same
I love this movie
I still love this movie It's STUPID But it's my Chirstmas Comfort Food
Same
Just watched it on christmas eve for the first time. Love it. It's colorful and entertaining.
So Anakin's father is actually The Terminator, huh? That explains a lot.
Why
@@twilson6197 Because Terminator also wore black and got burned alive by lava.
@@bat3xxx and both has no emotion
@@vetarlittorf1807 Molton Steel
Remember when bashing Lucas and the prequels was considered the pinnacle of internet humor? Those were more innocent times.
I know it's terrible, but I still love this movie. It's endearingly stupid.
Lee K it has made me more grateful for how much easier Christmas is now that internet shopping is common-place
To Brian Will, absolutely true. Don't forget cellphones and too much ear buds saga in this generation.
Facts
yh, it is bad but a fun kind of bad, a guilty pleasure
One of my favorite christmas movies
here's a drinking game for you:
every time critic imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger and says "I'LL EAT YOU!" take one shot.
ihd deed ite! I mmm. not druuuu7uuuuunkkk
(sober translation: I did it! I'm not drunk.)
I did it. Reunited with ny grandmother I hadn't seen in years!
*This message was written by a haunted phone*
I did 5 then stopped
I can't, I'm looking at my body while having nothing but a ghostly tail.
My cousin collapsed on the floor and isn’t breathing....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!
I really liked this movie as a kid actually
Gabriel Petricevic I watched some of this a year or two ago and right off the bat I thought stupid especially the retarded power ranger show
IRYO I saw it once and didn't like it.
that's cause its a good movie
I cant Blame You: When I was a Kid I loved The Spider-Man Trilogy, That's Right, Even Spider-Man 3. To be fair, I was an Early 2000's kid, The X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Spider-Man were All We Had Before The MCU.
Me too all the way
This movie is every parent trying to get a PS5 right now.
Dude at GameStop says their store hasn't had a single Xbox or PlayStation since Black Friday. Talking 8th and 9th gen models.
That’s why I don’t wait on parents and stood outside for 4 houra
Thanks in no small part to rich assholes like Morgz.
(He bought 100 and his family destroyed his ps4 just for a video.)
Violence, chase and people dressed up as PS5 exclusives, pointing out lucky future owners
04:01 "You go the doll, right?" **CLANG**
XD
(Douglas) Doug Darren Walker AKA the Nostalgia Critic: Ooo! That’s gotta hurt.
Working in a toy store around Christmas made me realize that the reaction the employee's had at 5:45 is actually pretty accurate.
PUT THE COOKIE DOWN
CHEESEBURGER FREEDOM MAN! Joel's most famous son.
OOOOOOH THESE COOKIES!
It's meme man 2016
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Who is your Cookie, and what does it do
critic's impression of Arnold is killing me
kawaii neko ghost I first saw this review 3 years ago and the "Fuck Booster" "Destroy him then eat him" part always got me
I have actually imitated Arnold's "Put that cookie down!" line in haunted houses. I have made many run in terror.
I cant believe this episode is 15 years old now
Poor Jake Loyd, Star Wars and Jingle all the Way killed his short acting career and ruined his childhood.
Indeed, I actually thought he was decent in Star Wars
I didn't think he was bad. He gets way too much crap from bitter fans.
thats becuase he was in the prequels and a lot of star wars fans hate everything in the prequels
I'm not saying it to be mean but yeah he actually was pretty bad...I know he was a kid & I shouldn't be so critical but his performances makes me cringe...so...much
Plus he has a mental disorder. He ATTACKED HIS MOTHER.
20 years later replace "Turboman" with an NES Mini and it's realistic.
Johnny Doe ironically I got one from a Friend at Christmas xD
You know I always want to ask santa a mini SNES classic edition
A holy grail of modern 90's entertainment.... angels weep in joy at the mere sight of it.
Well at least Turboman is better then Tickle Me Elmo.
I also saw that IGN video
Anyone notice how Ted is basically Ned Flanders?
+FreeWorlds RP If Ned Flanders were actively trying to bang Marge, yeah.
+FreeWorlds RP a mix between Ned Flanders and Glenn Quagmire...
Giggity
absurdious Well there you go.
+FreeWorlds RP Except Flanders is actually kinda funny. This guy isn't.
+Joe Kerr That's funny to say because Phil Hartman is actually a regular Simpsons voice actor
The literal best example of "So bad it's good"
It’s not a bad movie. If it was “so bad it’s good”, then something didn’t hit its mark that made the movie a spectacle, like The Room being a serious drama. The movie was designed to be silly and over the top, and it’s good because that’s EXACTLY why people enjoy it.
This is the most accurate depiction of Christmas shopping ever.
I know the movie wasn't the greatest but I still consider it a corny guilty pleasure Christmas movie. And I enjoyed sinbad in it. He was so sinical and crazy bc life kept shitting on him but he still made me chuckle
Yeah, same here. For me, it's one of those cheesy movies you know that aren't really that good, but you like it anyway.
Another one for the "corny guilty pleasure" party. It's so stupid it's enjoyable.
JCI1990 I know, I actually enjoyed this movie a lot. It had problems sure, but it was part of the fun. The review was still hilarious ,though
"stay away from my wife, stay away from my cookies, and stay away from my wife's cookies!" 😂😂😂
COOKIIIIIIIIIIIES!!
That "We Don't Care" bit has aged quite well. :D
+Headbanger142 Wait... does that mean this was recorded long ago? How can you tell?
+Kevin Tyrrell says in the description 2008. 7 years ago
+Headbanger142 Funny, I was on your channel, then I went to Channel Awesome.
+Kevin Tyrrell He had reuploaded it.
Just found out that the star wars kid, the kid in this movie, Jake Lloyd, was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia early this year roundabout the time we all thought we were about to go to war with Iran. That is so unbelievably sad to me.
Star wars fans ruined Jake's life.
I was saddened that critic made fun of him here
@@SixInchChaka To be fair he equally made fun of everyone here.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Star Wars in general ruined that kid’s life
How is this movie terrible? I love this movie, everything about it is hilarious!
I know this reply is late, but personally I found this movie more cruel than funny.
Arnold is just trying to make his son happy by buying him a gift, and everyone is a complete dick to him,
all because he can't find the toy his son wants.
Then you've got Sinbad sucking the joy out of the movie, by rubbing Arnold's misery in his face.
Sinbad. That's it, the main reason why it sucks.
@@okagron Agreed. Every time he showed up, my reaction was always: "Dude screw off, no one cares!"
"Put that cookie down! NOW!" 🍪
Listen guys, Jake Lloyd was just a little kid when he made movies! In Star Wars I he was just doing what George Lucas told him to do! He didn't make those lines! Plus, his voice wasn't his fault. He was a 9 year old CHILD. So stop saying he ruined the phantom menace. We all know who really did... Fricking JAR JAR!!!!
Brady9364 i think people arent annoyed by his performance but that he paved the way for the next guy
I.....I like jar jar
seriously, do people not pay attention to children
they're awkward little weirdos
Anakin was literally born into slavery on a desert planet thats about as close to nowhere as you can get
It was a team effort.
Hayden Christensen was so much worse. And he didn't have the excuse of being a child.
Wow, a Donald Trump joke in 2008, man Doug was ahead of his time there
+Mr. Person were
People have been making fun of that loon for decades.
+Mr. Person Too be fair, he's been a punch-line ever since he entered the spotlight.
+Mr. Person I read that in the G-man's voice. It was great.
Filthma I aim...(inhale)... to please...
Sinbad was honestly my favorite character in the movie. He was hilarious.
Dude,Movies Like”Jingle All The Way”,TV Shows Like”Power Rangers”,&,Actors Like Sinbad Are Part of The Reason Why The 90s Are my All Time Favorite Decade,They Were Cheesy,Corny,&,Perfect During a Decade That Was Always Cheesy,&,Corny
It was a simpler and stranger time
No it’s because you were born in the late 80s quit being biased
By the way Doug you make the best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. Is the very same accent.
Techno Killer and it’s freaking hilarious
Well Doug Walker is no Schwarzeneger. Espescially playing the most popular character he played (created or not), the Nostalgia Critic.
Okay, I need a sound file of Arnold's "Put that cookie down!" line. xD
I actually love this movie XD
+Lucas Smith Nobody cares.
+Lucas Smith I do too Lucas... Though it is totally the WRONG message to give about Christmas... Its hard to say why I like it as it is mindless, but I do! Good movie when you just want cheap laughs!
+John Doe NIce to know you care though! LOL! (Yes I did see the comments below... I ain't that quick off the mark!!! :P )
Damn you...
Warren Marris Christmas is nothing but a Hedonistic holiday celebrating consumerism, greed, and gluttony.
It's a mish mash of pagan traditions with labels attached to it in an effort to give some wholesomeness to the day when there is none. On top of that it was taken over by the Christian church to change the already present festivities over to their own agenda.
While I don't think the movie is an intelligent movie with a message to pay attention to, it certainly doesn't go against what Christmas actually is.
When people say "Jake Lloyd was a terrible child actor," I say, "At least he shows emotion, unlike a ton of other child actors."
Honestly when I saw this film, I really liked Booster.
I mean he's a anthropomorphic saber tooth tiger in a jetpack. Xp
Turboman would be my 2nd.
Turbofan looks like the lame hybrid of Flash and Rocketeer.
Wow, a fellow Booster fan!
🎼Put the cookie down!!!🎧🎤🎼
Put the, put the cookie
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put the, put the, PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!!!!
Taylor Estremera get to the chopper!!
Taylor Estremera favourite line in the entire movie
NAO!
“Oh! Howard, excuse me. But your wife’s cookies are outta this world!”
I would watch the hell out of "The Stallone who stole Christmas"!!
Man i loved this movie as a kid!
+Jay Esp Nobody cares.
+John Doe Apparently YOU since you bothered to reply to my comment.
Jay Esp Damn you got me, I never knew a comment which took me a second to type was a sign of me caring.
+John Doe bruh you cared enough to reply lol, you could have moved on and this would not be happening right now.
Jay Esp lol, indeed.
Okay, so the big issue with her husband is that he's never there for their kid but she affectively banishes him from the parade that their son was upset that his dad wouldn't be going with him to and asks the creeper neighbor to drive her instead. Someone should take that kid from both of them for neglect and being dumb as hell.
Loved this movie as a kid. Actually one of my fave Xmas movies along with A Christmas Story. It’s so ridiculous that it’s funny. Still remember sinbad’s line til this day, “Ta ta, turtleman!” lol
Sinbad may not have been at his top game in this movie but at least I find him a lot more tolerant-able than Amy Schumer in anything she's in.
Some Random Guy true that, Sinbad is actually funny though. Seems like a really nice guy too. He is so much better than Amy.
How the hell is she relevant to this video?
I liked him better when he was a sailor fighting giant birds.
Some Random Guy you ever watch always sunny? There’s an episode with Sinbad.
Apan Apandottír Lmao it’s not relevant but when you are a sad little virgin you have a lot of spare time to hate on a women who is more successful than they ever will be
I enjoyed this movie
I think everyone did
+THE BEATLES ARE GARBAGE Says The guy who's trying to be cool with the username "THE BEATLES ARE GARBAGE"
+Angel Campos It was honestly my favorite christmas movie as a kid.
+Angel Campos it a classic to me
Damn you...
put that cookie down
Ádám Varga NOW
Ádám Varga no my cookie
If that kid is such a big Turboman fan, why does he have Captain America of all things painted on his wall?
Who knows? Its a movie...he does where a Turbo Man pajama shirt with the big T on it when hes having cereal and I think that's a Turbo Man winter coat he wears as well.
Turbo Man looks like the lovechild between Iron Man and Flash.
Wow never thought of that I have a turbo man
And he has the voice of RID2001!Megatron... or Bhunivelze if you're a fan of the Final Fantasy 13 trilogy.
STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE STAY AWAY FROM MY COOKIES AND STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE'S COOKIES OR I DESTROY YOU
Haha. It's funny because you repeated what he said. Haha.
ALSO STAY AWAY FROM MY MR OLYMPIA AWARDS.
PuT THE COOKIE DOWN!!!!!?!!?
Am I the only one who likes Idiotland? I mean, a ninja Santa? That just oozes awesome
+Giopp dumister Honestly, I find the idea of an army of Santas hilarious. The idea of Arnold fighting off a bunch of guys all dressed like that makes me laugh every time.
+Brian Tully
Because it's so ridiculous a premise that it just works, in some weird strange way.
+Giopp dumister I liked the Idiotland ninja Santa... but not in this crappy film.
+Giopp dumister we all love idiotland... the only rule is "stay away from Bubsy the bobcat"
Something I never got about Arnold in these family movies was, Why not make the family austrian as well?
Why? How did this get 13 likes?
It's not like Arnold is obligated to marry someone who is Austrian. His real life marriages aren't Austrian, he moved to and has been living in America for a very long time, it would be more rare that he have an Austrian wife than if he had an American one...
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I just always thought it was weird how he was obligated to playing American characters when he had a thick accent that he couldn't get around. It would of been kind of cool if they made something of his heritage.
You are an idiot, he's not playing an American character. In these movies, due to his accent they clearly do not try to hide, he obviously moved to America from Austria, just as Schwarzenegger did.They are not trying to make him look American or cover up the fact that he is Austrian, everybody knows that he is. It is much more likely that he marries an American woman if he lives in America.
Tons of actors from different countries don't get to position all their films in that country or have their movies revolve around that actor's background. Tell me - how many movies Arnold is in that take place in Austria? Not many, none I can think of, but tell me this: How many Hollywood movies AT ALL are situated in Austria, and feature Austrian families? None you can think of ether? Hmm... It's almost like these parts aren't written for Arnold, but he goes and tries out for them, LIKE A NORMAL ACTOR.
It's not like as soon as Arnold fills the spot, they are going to replace his whole family with Austrian actors and actresses. I doubt Christoph Waltz would be very convincing as anyone in Arnold's family, and I literally can not think of another Austrian actor...
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I just think that there's a lot of material for a fish out of water family movie there and I'm surprised no one took advantage of it.
If they need an American born character, they aren't going to cast Arnold. All his roles it is safe to say he is an Austrian immigrant or first generation Austrian family in those movies as well, duh!
13:09 Arnold remembered his past life as Conan and gave that reindeer the same slugger he gave that damn camel. XD
16:07 Jamie: "(after he kicks Myron in the balls) That's for making Good Burger!"
Wow, Doug says either "Eat him" or "I'll eat you" about seven- thousand times in this review!
Over milking the joke.
Or randomly craps on Jake Lloyd for no reason
Jingle all the way is a cinematic masterpiece though
michael manny It's worst than SON OF THE MASK
@@angelobellino5716 nothing is that bad.
yep, best movie of all time
I understand it's a holiday Classic but a cinematic masterpiece? Really?
This movie had a tone, a measured level of silliness, and a certain style… in my opinion, it isn’t good in spite of missing the mark, it’s good because it hit its mark. For what the producers intended, I cannot imagine this movie coming out any differently to be as great as it is. I’ll never be one to call this movie bad but enjoyable. It’s enjoyable because it’s a good movie!
"I haven't been this shocked since I found out the secret to living a long lasting life.. was breathing!"
If you don't like this movie, I'm automatically not your friend
I Didn't expect to see you here Laura, love your content by the way, and I love this movie.
Can we be friends :(?
I Love Jingle All The Way,The 90s Was a Totally Cheesy,&,Corny Decade,&,Movies Like”Jingle All The Way”Just Further Prove my Point
@@BreadHart simp
Me too I love Jingle All The Way
I like this movie
This film is a Christmas classic. I saw it in theater, and I loved it. I still love this movie. 😀
"The latest edition of Super Smash Bros. Brawl." Oh, Doug....
+5carecrow94 You do know this video was uploaded years ago
+atomic747 The point is that the series is called Super Smash Bros, not Super Smash Bros Brawl. The point is not that there is a newer one.
atomic747 There are no editions of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, it's one game. I know when it was uploaded, I've been watching NC since 2008.
+5carecrow94 I still can't believe he's been doing this for so long. It honestly boggles my mind. I only found his channel like two years ago.
It isn't "The latest edition of Super Smash Bros. Brawl", it's "The latest edition of Super Smash Bros., Brawl" stating that "Brawl" was the latest game in the SSB franchise. His statement was completely accurate.
I never thought about it, but why is this movie called "Jingle All the Way?" It's about Christmas, sure, but I can't think of how the title relates to the movie in any other way.
17:11 Actually, yes, there is. As an author myself, I have devised a name for this kind of tendency, dubbing it "fabulamaculitis," also known as "plot hole disorder." The symptoms of this disorder include forgetfulness of past writing, aggressive ignorance of criticism, wanting to put your plot over the laws of physics (see: two cold hands cliche), and delusions. Fabulamaculitis can be fatal if you depend on writing for a living, and it is important to listen to some goddamn criticism for once if you think you have fabulamaculitis.
6:10, you should have said: “But the driver recognises the Terminator...” That would have been funny😂
9:38 The Big Show makes a brief cameo appearance in this film.
I only realized it now, but he sounds like Gilbert Gottfried when he yells.
+ed cap I can tell by your pic you're a fan of Aquarion Evol. Wannabe hole diggin bros?
+Marvin The Maniacal Dancing Ape oh, so a lot of people in chicago sounds like gottfried when they yell? Kinda like everyone in new jersey behave like the cast of jersey shore. America is so fascinating, of course what did i expect? lol.
The guy that played Booster in the movie sounds like Gilbert Gottfried for sure.
A wii without Mario kart I feel your pain
I liked Smash Bros Brawl better than Mario Kart Wii. The glitch in Grumble Volcano and like 1/2 of the new courses for that game were forgettable. I just remember Grumble Volcano, The new Bowser castle, Rainbow Road, and Mushroom Gorge, that's about it. The others are pretty forgettable...
+benito franco I like smash better becouse I played it all the time but with no super Mario cart
benito franco i liked smash better as well. And honestly, every mario kart is universally remembered for rainbow road
Awesome gaming and stuff I honestly gotta say I enjoyed both but you'd have me more at Brawl than Mario Kart Wii.
.............Oh wow.... 2008 and Donald Trump's toupet was already a thing of interest.
Trump was a pop culture person in the 1980s, why do you think he's been a name brand for so long? He'll be an awful President, but hey, you know his name from TV!
you must have been born after 2000.
Ooooh you mean in 1988, in France, where Trump wasn't a big thing? Ok then :D
Where have you been for the past 20 years? Donald Trump's stupid hair has been a punchline since at least the 90's. It's not like he was plucked out of obscurity and became president.
Rabid Rabbit Rabbi somewhere other than the backwater country of USA?
I don't care what anyone says, Jingle All the Way is still my favorite Christmas movie. Best Christmas movie ever! Fight me!
I've always loved this movie, it is one of our favorite "me and my partner" Christmas movies and we HAVE to watch it every year
I watched this movie when I was a kid and I love the whole of it. Arnold is a living Legend.
Leave Jake Lloyd alone, he's had enough crap
Tyler McNeeley so what? He's still a crap actor.
Doesn't mean he should be treated like shit in real life. Besides, he was a kid at the time, you honestly expect him to be amazing?
Exactly. Make fun of his performance all you want, but don't attack him personally just cause he's not the best actor.
Nate J. Okay, I see what your saying and I can't not deny the fact I was in the wrong, I deeply apologize if I offended anyone or you.
@nathan smith, it's called constructive criticism, jack ass.
I googled Sinbad and his net worth is apparently over -$10mill and filed for bankruptcy, he is broke.
*negative* ten million?
How can you be over negative numbers, wouldn’t it be below -$10 mill
5:46 - 5:57
THESE guys were the funniest part of the movie
They're perfect at overacting!
This film is the 90's in a nutshell, and I love it!
This is a movie aimed at kids and the nostalgia value is through the roof, lighten up dude.
LogicalMelodies Still no excuse. Maybe children are more intelligent than we think. Also, try taking off your rose colored glasses every once in a while.
@@ShyGuy83 kids can be smart but we like stupid things
Well maybe take off those nostalgia goggles and see what a terrible movie it is.
The giant Santa is the Big Show from wrestling
hes in wwe/wwf/wcw to be exact
@@patdornoff9383 WCW first, then was one of the first to join WWF at the time, Paul "Big Show" White.
And when they made Jingle All The Way 2 (yes, that exists), they actually got WWE Studios to co-produce it. Don't particularly know why, there's not much wrestlers in it.
WcW
@@erics.czernecki7333 that studio existed to help wrestlers launch acting careers in addition to help fund movies.
Merry Christmas people!
***** Well, I still have time to become prez 2020. Oh and Grand Dad, well, haven't seen him in a while.
“Well gee, that wasn’t overly emotional.”
Que Shang tsung’s “Damn you!!” from MK: conquest
I actually think Rita delivered that "Damn you, Howard" line perfectly.
She is still gorgeous to this day. I just love her and she was an interesting choice to play Arnolds wife in this.
Critic makes great points, and this review is hilarious. But i still love this movie xD Idk its so bad that it's good
EremikaHaven This is off topic, but nice profile pic, on topic, I never saw the film in person or even outside of reviews so... I wouldn't know anything how it is.
When I looked this film at Wikipedia, it said that it was successful at the box office despite the mediocre reviews from Rotten Tomatoes (16%).
its NOT a bad movie
"My God, what a tall building!" Cracks me up every time!
You know this movie is weirdly darker in hindsight after learning about all the deaths that have happened on black Fridays. I mean people have literally been trampled for stuff like this.
Ngl I kinda miss the bit where NC gets like a console and a bunch of stuff for it including a very popular gift but because he didnt get the one game he wanted he gets angry
I think he only did this twice or thrice but I miss that
Hope Doug brings the skit back for this new years
This is one of my favorite Christmas movies ever!
18:50: "Anakin, I am your father."
Now wait a goddamn minute. I've been an 80's action movie fan my entire life and I've never heard of "Here Comes Steven Seagal", "Frosty the Van Damme", OR "The Stallone Who Stole Christmas". Does Doug know something I don't? Cuz Christmas is less than 10 days away and I need those guys to fill me with some holiday cheer, dammit.
tylerdurden3891 there made up movies with the really over the top titles
0:29. Ok what was the critc actually saying there?
Are you for real?
00:28: "...suck my candy canes Santa that was the
cream of the Yuletide crop and you can do ..."
Yeah, he definitely dubbed himself over. >_> Very suspicious mister critic...
I think he actually did say Christ Jesus lol. Thanks to today's UA-cam, we can go frame by frame since he sped up that part of the video so that it wouldn't be seen.
This movie is cheese. Golden cheese lol. Arnold fighting his way through xmas shopping chaos is something i never knew i needed yrs ago. I love the duality of seasonal cheer and crazy consumerism
17:52. Loved the Arnold dance! 🤣🤣🤣
everyone loves jingle all the way lol
Exactly, thank you
Yes
"FUKH YU AS-HOL" -Arnold
Aw come on this film isn't that bad.
Critic's character is supposed to over-exaggerate lol. That's his whole shtick. There's a grain of truth in all of his complaints, but his videos should be taken with a grain of salt.
Though, some of the films he reviews are actually that bad.
@@DaisiesTC but it's unfunny, and its like it's a shitty movie version of avgn. Hey it's my opinion
@@yoitszombieac2673 yeah I'm not a fan just pointing out that he doesn't actually hate a lot of the films his character trashes on
It doesn’t excuse him over milking his jokes to the point that they are no longer funny.
Yeah
I want to see a version where Arnold fails to catch the kid and the whole crowd sees him splat on the pavement, and the stages of the crowd going from thinking it’s part of the act, until realizing it’s real and freaking out.
12:09 Unpopular opinion: I think that one-liner SICK BURN actually enhances the joke. It really puts the 10 years of bomb squad experience into comedic question.
You know there's actually a sequel to Jingle All The Way starring Larry the Cable Guy! Fortunately, it was only a TV movie.
5:52 What a worker's reaction would be if I asked them if they had an NES Classic in a store. (The laugh)
So THAT'S were "POOT DAT KOOKEE DAON!!!" Comes from.
Doug's impressions of Arnold and the kid cracks me up!
""Jingle all the way" can Jingle all the way to Hell!"
"I'm going to deck your halls, Bub."