Jingle all the Way - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2015
  • How bad can a movie starring both Arnold and Sinbad be.... Wait, why am I even asking that?
    Originally aired on 12/30/2008.
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  • @gord9147
    @gord9147 6 років тому +561

    "The Stallone Who Stole Christmas" sounds like an amazing movie.

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 5 років тому +24

      Ye Boi Gordon -
      “Yo Adrian!! I did it! I stole Christmas! Yo you know! I’m better than the average bear!”

    • @bocowan9106
      @bocowan9106 4 роки тому +5

      I would watch it 😂

    • @ajohnymous5699
      @ajohnymous5699 4 роки тому +6

      Its no wonder why he was more machine than man.

    • @MrFoolD
      @MrFoolD Рік тому

      I want to see Arnold vs the green dildo

    • @TahishaArvo
      @TahishaArvo Рік тому +2

      "yo, Jaime! use the Force!"

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 6 років тому +1389

    I never would’ve imagined that the Terminator was Anakin’s father.

    • @darthkamen6564
      @darthkamen6564 5 років тому +96

      It makes so much more sense now....

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 5 років тому +47

      Darth Kamen GREATEST CROSSOVER EVER!!!

    • @Rub-hd1vn
      @Rub-hd1vn 5 років тому +53

      I mean no wonder why he built c 3po he was trying to resurrect his father, (this idea lowkey makes so much sense tho lmao, thats why they say anakin didn't have a father because he was a fooking robot Arnold) and thts why he doesn't like sand, it got into his dad's gears lmao

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 5 років тому +40

      Just imagine the T-800 saying, “I’m your father.”

    • @ragnabk
      @ragnabk 5 років тому +23

      You just created the greatest fan fiction..

  • @christiantracey1479
    @christiantracey1479 6 років тому +717

    *"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!! NOW!!!"*

    • @HMSConqueror
      @HMSConqueror 6 років тому +8

      NAO!

    • @RinsaVuIIer
      @RinsaVuIIer 6 років тому +3

      oh goody more object show jokes

    • @shadow-wolfgaming1737
      @shadow-wolfgaming1737 5 років тому +5

      Your wifes cookies are out of this world

    • @YTWarrior100
      @YTWarrior100 5 років тому +13

      "STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE, STAY AWAY FROM MY COOKIES, AND STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE'S COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!! OR I'LL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 років тому +2

      Nasty McJackass! Lol!

  • @dragonkeeper19600
    @dragonkeeper19600 3 роки тому +130

    This movie is every parent trying to get a PS5 right now.

    • @rovospire
      @rovospire 3 роки тому +4

      Dude at GameStop says their store hasn't had a single Xbox or PlayStation since Black Friday. Talking 8th and 9th gen models.

    • @bust2007
      @bust2007 3 роки тому +1

      That’s why I don’t wait on parents and stood outside for 4 houra

    • @DeanRocks-kr7wv
      @DeanRocks-kr7wv 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks in no small part to rich assholes like Morgz.
      (He bought 100 and his family destroyed his ps4 just for a video.)

    • @Zolega89
      @Zolega89 2 роки тому +2

      Violence, chase and people dressed up as PS5 exclusives, pointing out lucky future owners

  • @CrossOutBryce
    @CrossOutBryce 8 років тому +330

    This movie is my childhood, I love it just because of how bad it is.
    Best line is from Sinbad: "This is SICK world we're living in, with SICK people!"

    • @angelobellino5716
      @angelobellino5716 6 років тому

      Bryce Cross This movie is garbage

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 5 років тому +2

      I weep for your generation.

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 5 років тому +7

      Guilty pleasures, everybody jas a few...I enjoy this movie enough, too.

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 4 роки тому +1

      @CrossOutMedia
      I don't know how to feel about the fact that I quote that line...Every now and then...

    • @mike91mdk45
      @mike91mdk45 3 роки тому +3

      One of those so cheesy it's fun deals. It's good to enjoy a film's over the top quality sometimes

  • @nathanwilkins6107
    @nathanwilkins6107 7 років тому +880

    the movie overall is "meh" but Arnold fighting a dozen mall santas is an oddly comedic absurd treasure.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +3

      True : D

    • @thewolfawakens2198
      @thewolfawakens2198 7 років тому +2

      Nathan Wilkins I liked because you are absolutely hilarious

    • @jinx1987
      @jinx1987 7 років тому +17

      Nathan Wilkins coming this holiday season "Arnold vs ninja santas"

    • @AlexAceves1994
      @AlexAceves1994 6 років тому +5

      Jay Villanueva Directed by James Cameron

    • @gatopreto-xq4dd
      @gatopreto-xq4dd 6 років тому +5

      fuck yeah! Doug is a whiny-bitch sometimes, many times, if you think about, just watch The Last Action Hero video

  • @mackpines
    @mackpines 4 роки тому +156

    Phil Hartman did the best in this movie.
    R.I.P. Phil, you were so funny and you will be missed.

    • @PleaseTryAgainLater
      @PleaseTryAgainLater Рік тому +9

      May he enjoy every wive's cookie's in heaven dude 😥 R.I.P

    • @NumberNegativeZero
      @NumberNegativeZero Рік тому +13

      @@PleaseTryAgainLater Perhaps not his own wife's though. Sorry.

    • @Jakeakatheone
      @Jakeakatheone Рік тому +2

      ​@@NumberNegativeZerobruh 😂😂😂😂

    • @robtru84
      @robtru84 Рік тому +3

      It's too bad Phil Hartman is not here to watch his movies or perform comedy

  • @douglasammirati8450
    @douglasammirati8450 6 років тому +209

    So Anakin's father is actually The Terminator, huh? That explains a lot.

  • @hectordubon3487
    @hectordubon3487 8 років тому +671

    As cheesy as Jingle All the Way is, as bad as it is, I love this movie.

    • @dimensional3926
      @dimensional3926 8 років тому +4

      +Hector Dubon Nobody cares.

    • @stefansv
      @stefansv 8 років тому +43

      +John Doe I do!

    • @Phoenix2312
      @Phoenix2312 8 років тому +11

      +John Doe Bloody hell John Doe, You really care a lot!!! LMAO!

    • @dimensional3926
      @dimensional3926 8 років тому +4

      Warren Marris Sorry, my clone posted that comment. I care for everything.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 8 років тому +7

      It has its fun moments.

  • @tubey84
    @tubey84 7 років тому +990

    I know it's terrible, but I still love this movie. It's endearingly stupid.

    • @brianwill7980
      @brianwill7980 6 років тому +29

      Lee K it has made me more grateful for how much easier Christmas is now that internet shopping is common-place

    • @adampellett8374
      @adampellett8374 4 роки тому +7

      To Brian Will, absolutely true. Don't forget cellphones and too much ear buds saga in this generation.

    • @RickY-gp8gf
      @RickY-gp8gf 4 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @Bav-s30z
      @Bav-s30z 4 роки тому +14

      yh, it is bad but a fun kind of bad, a guilty pleasure

    • @at-rexontheinternet1388
      @at-rexontheinternet1388 4 роки тому +16

      One of my favorite christmas movies

  • @AdamAtYourService
    @AdamAtYourService Рік тому +101

    I'm so glad my wife and I made it a tradition to watch this movie on Christmas Day. It's so much fun.

  • @SirIkeMedia
    @SirIkeMedia 5 років тому +131

    04:01 "You go the doll, right?" **CLANG**
    XD

  • @MrPerson61
    @MrPerson61 8 років тому +993

    Wow, a Donald Trump joke in 2008, man Doug was ahead of his time there

    • @jacobb5484
      @jacobb5484 8 років тому +2

      +Mr. Person were

    • @seanm9306
      @seanm9306 8 років тому +96

      People have been making fun of that loon for decades.

    • @NinjaPaperMario
      @NinjaPaperMario 8 років тому +65

      +Mr. Person Too be fair, he's been a punch-line ever since he entered the spotlight.

    • @Filthma
      @Filthma 8 років тому +4

      +Mr. Person I read that in the G-man's voice. It was great.

    • @MrPerson61
      @MrPerson61 8 років тому +2

      Filthma I aim...(inhale)... to please...

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 7 років тому +273

    here's a drinking game for you:
    every time critic imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger and says "I'LL EAT YOU!" take one shot.

    • @biznubizzness4783
      @biznubizzness4783 7 років тому +13

      ihd deed ite! I mmm. not druuuu7uuuuunkkk
      (sober translation: I did it! I'm not drunk.)

    • @whitherwhence
      @whitherwhence 7 років тому +33

      I did it. Reunited with ny grandmother I hadn't seen in years!
      *This message was written by a haunted phone*

    • @AnimeMiner57
      @AnimeMiner57 7 років тому +5

      I did 5 then stopped

    • @theshipper5797
      @theshipper5797 6 років тому +4

      I can't, I'm looking at my body while having nothing but a ghostly tail.

    • @mw9688
      @mw9688 6 років тому +7

      My cousin collapsed on the floor and isn’t breathing....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!

  • @hellboyrp6115
    @hellboyrp6115 5 років тому +22

    I have actually imitated Arnold's "Put that cookie down!" line in haunted houses. I have made many run in terror.

  • @LimaFX
    @LimaFX 4 роки тому +297

    I loved this movie as a kid

  • @CheeseburgerFreedomMan
    @CheeseburgerFreedomMan 7 років тому +751

    PUT THE COOKIE DOWN

    • @StrayGuitarist
      @StrayGuitarist 6 років тому +10

      CHEESEBURGER FREEDOM MAN! Joel's most famous son.

    • @MattGarZero
      @MattGarZero 6 років тому +8

      OOOOOOH THESE COOKIES!

    • @projects6610
      @projects6610 6 років тому +5

      It's meme man 2016

    • @PeriapsisStudios2000
      @PeriapsisStudios2000 6 років тому +11

      PUT THAT
      PUT THAT
      COOKIE
      PUT THAT
      PUT THAT
      COOKIE
      PUT THAT
      PUT THAT
      COOKIE
      PUT THAT PUT THAT
      PUT THAT PUT THAT
      PUT THAT
      PUT THAT
      COOKIE
      PUT THAT
      PUT THAT
      COOKIE
      PUT THAT
      PUT THAT
      COOKIE
      PUT THAT PUT THAT
      PUT THAT COOKIE
      DOWN
      DOWN
      DOWN COOKIE
      DOWN
      DOWN COOKIE
      DOWN
      PUT THAT
      COOKIE DOWN
      NOW
      DOWN
      DOWN
      PUT THAT COOKIE
      DOWN
      DOWN
      COOKIE
      DOWN
      PUT THAT
      COOKIE DOWN
      NOW!!!

    • @iheartculture
      @iheartculture 6 років тому +4

      Who is your Cookie, and what does it do

  • @gabrielpetricevic9306
    @gabrielpetricevic9306 7 років тому +278

    I really liked this movie as a kid actually

    • @Abby-ly3kf
      @Abby-ly3kf 7 років тому +6

      Gabriel Petricevic I watched some of this a year or two ago and right off the bat I thought stupid especially the retarded power ranger show

    • @bendalymckenna6271
      @bendalymckenna6271 5 років тому +2

      IRYO I saw it once and didn't like it.

    • @darrinEH
      @darrinEH 5 років тому +15

      that's cause its a good movie

    • @peterpine5298
      @peterpine5298 5 років тому +8

      I cant Blame You: When I was a Kid I loved The Spider-Man Trilogy, That's Right, Even Spider-Man 3. To be fair, I was an Early 2000's kid, The X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Spider-Man were All We Had Before The MCU.

    • @mikaelaburrell1655
      @mikaelaburrell1655 5 років тому +5

      Me too all the way

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 6 місяців тому +6

    Ngl I kinda miss the bit where NC gets like a console and a bunch of stuff for it including a very popular gift but because he didnt get the one game he wanted he gets angry
    I think he only did this twice or thrice but I miss that
    Hope Doug brings the skit back for this new years

  • @snapdr4g0nz
    @snapdr4g0nz 5 років тому +66

    The literal best example of "So bad it's good"

    • @Creshex8
      @Creshex8 2 роки тому +11

      It’s not a bad movie. If it was “so bad it’s good”, then something didn’t hit its mark that made the movie a spectacle, like The Room being a serious drama. The movie was designed to be silly and over the top, and it’s good because that’s EXACTLY why people enjoy it.

  • @glitchieghostie8597
    @glitchieghostie8597 7 років тому +130

    critic's impression of Arnold is killing me

    • @dannymiller7744
      @dannymiller7744 7 років тому +5

      kawaii neko ghost I first saw this review 3 years ago and the "Fuck Booster" "Destroy him then eat him" part always got me

  • @spencerjohnson3923
    @spencerjohnson3923 7 років тому +24

    "stay away from my wife, stay away from my cookies, and stay away from my wife's cookies!" 😂😂😂

  • @bisurker
    @bisurker 3 роки тому +25

    Just found out that the star wars kid, the kid in this movie, Jake Lloyd, was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia early this year roundabout the time we all thought we were about to go to war with Iran. That is so unbelievably sad to me.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 роки тому +16

      Star wars fans ruined Jake's life.

    • @ChakasCave
      @ChakasCave 3 роки тому +4

      I was saddened that critic made fun of him here

    • @deuce5546
      @deuce5546 2 роки тому +2

      @@ChakasCave To be fair he equally made fun of everyone here.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Рік тому +2

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Star Wars in general ruined that kid’s life

  • @NightfallShadow
    @NightfallShadow 3 роки тому +43

    How is this movie terrible? I love this movie, everything about it is hilarious!

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 Рік тому +4

      I know this reply is late, but personally I found this movie more cruel than funny.
      Arnold is just trying to make his son happy by buying him a gift, and everyone is a complete dick to him,
      all because he can't find the toy his son wants.
      Then you've got Sinbad sucking the joy out of the movie, by rubbing Arnold's misery in his face.

    • @okagron
      @okagron Рік тому +3

      Sinbad. That's it, the main reason why it sucks.

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 Рік тому +1

      @@okagron Agreed. Every time he showed up, my reaction was always: "Dude screw off, no one cares!"

  • @freeworldsrp160
    @freeworldsrp160 8 років тому +301

    Anyone notice how Ted is basically Ned Flanders?

    • @Biczeschlappe
      @Biczeschlappe 8 років тому +80

      +FreeWorlds RP If Ned Flanders were actively trying to bang Marge, yeah.

    • @absurdious
      @absurdious 8 років тому +68

      +FreeWorlds RP a mix between Ned Flanders and Glenn Quagmire...
      Giggity

    • @Biczeschlappe
      @Biczeschlappe 8 років тому +8

      absurdious Well there you go.

    • @jmorales09
      @jmorales09 8 років тому +14

      +FreeWorlds RP Except Flanders is actually kinda funny. This guy isn't.

    • @suprememillipede4713
      @suprememillipede4713 8 років тому +14

      +Joe Kerr That's funny to say because Phil Hartman is actually a regular Simpsons voice actor

  • @hanizawady6555
    @hanizawady6555 7 років тому +106

    I know the movie wasn't the greatest but I still consider it a corny guilty pleasure Christmas movie. And I enjoyed sinbad in it. He was so sinical and crazy bc life kept shitting on him but he still made me chuckle

    • @floral_bunni1076
      @floral_bunni1076 7 років тому +16

      Yeah, same here. For me, it's one of those cheesy movies you know that aren't really that good, but you like it anyway.

    • @thesatellite54
      @thesatellite54 7 років тому +6

      Another one for the "corny guilty pleasure" party. It's so stupid it's enjoyable.

    • @chibutlerdavis3822
      @chibutlerdavis3822 6 років тому

      JCI1990 I know, I actually enjoyed this movie a lot. It had problems sure, but it was part of the fun. The review was still hilarious ,though

  • @CMWaters910
    @CMWaters910 Рік тому +8

    If that kid is such a big Turboman fan, why does he have Captain America of all things painted on his wall?

    • @bryanrizzo9377
      @bryanrizzo9377 5 місяців тому +1

      Who knows? Its a movie...he does where a Turbo Man pajama shirt with the big T on it when hes having cereal and I think that's a Turbo Man winter coat he wears as well.

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 5 років тому +13

    When people say "Jake Lloyd was a terrible child actor," I say, "At least he shows emotion, unlike a ton of other child actors."

  • @lethargicHarpy
    @lethargicHarpy 7 років тому +42

    Working in a toy store around Christmas made me realize that the reaction the employee's had at 5:45 is actually pretty accurate.

  • @jonmichaelhalsey6471
    @jonmichaelhalsey6471 7 років тому +357

    Poor Jake Loyd, Star Wars and Jingle all the Way killed his short acting career and ruined his childhood.

    • @tylermcneeley3136
      @tylermcneeley3136 7 років тому +42

      Indeed, I actually thought he was decent in Star Wars

    • @netherless6729
      @netherless6729 7 років тому +72

      I didn't think he was bad. He gets way too much crap from bitter fans.

    • @trueloveis4u
      @trueloveis4u 7 років тому +27

      thats becuase he was in the prequels and a lot of star wars fans hate everything in the prequels

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 7 років тому +14

      I'm not saying it to be mean but yeah he actually was pretty bad...I know he was a kid & I shouldn't be so critical but his performances makes me cringe...so...much

    • @christmasworld6795
      @christmasworld6795 7 років тому +5

      Plus he has a mental disorder. He ATTACKED HIS MOTHER.

  • @WolfMoon351
    @WolfMoon351 3 роки тому +25

    Honestly when I saw this film, I really liked Booster.
    I mean he's a anthropomorphic saber tooth tiger in a jetpack. Xp
    Turboman would be my 2nd.

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 роки тому +26

    Turbo Man looks like the lovechild between Iron Man and Flash.

    • @recommendedforyou2936
      @recommendedforyou2936 2 роки тому +2

      Wow never thought of that I have a turbo man

    • @dustinarmstrong1168
      @dustinarmstrong1168 Рік тому

      And he has the voice of RID2001!Megatron... or Bhunivelze if you're a fan of the Final Fantasy 13 trilogy.

  • @davidsmith3949
    @davidsmith3949 7 років тому +156

    20 years later replace "Turboman" with an NES Mini and it's realistic.

    • @iamthegameboy1842
      @iamthegameboy1842 7 років тому +2

      Johnny Doe ironically I got one from a Friend at Christmas xD

    • @arielfangirlmendez
      @arielfangirlmendez 5 років тому +1

      You know I always want to ask santa a mini SNES classic edition

    • @Raymond13557
      @Raymond13557 5 років тому +3

      A holy grail of modern 90's entertainment.... angels weep in joy at the mere sight of it.

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 5 років тому +3

      Well at least Turboman is better then Tickle Me Elmo.

    • @evillemperor5447
      @evillemperor5447 5 років тому +2

      I also saw that IGN video

  • @Brady9364
    @Brady9364 8 років тому +170

    Listen guys, Jake Lloyd was just a little kid when he made movies! In Star Wars I he was just doing what George Lucas told him to do! He didn't make those lines! Plus, his voice wasn't his fault. He was a 9 year old CHILD. So stop saying he ruined the phantom menace. We all know who really did... Fricking JAR JAR!!!!

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 7 років тому +3

      Brady9364 i think people arent annoyed by his performance but that he paved the way for the next guy

    • @rando2face088
      @rando2face088 5 років тому +3

      I.....I like jar jar

    • @sephy26946
      @sephy26946 5 років тому +8

      seriously, do people not pay attention to children
      they're awkward little weirdos
      Anakin was literally born into slavery on a desert planet thats about as close to nowhere as you can get

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 5 років тому +1

      It was a team effort.

    • @Yanara126
      @Yanara126 5 років тому +3

      Hayden Christensen was so much worse. And he didn't have the excuse of being a child.

  • @SomethingSomethingg
    @SomethingSomethingg 4 роки тому +31

    I actually think Rita delivered that "Damn you, Howard" line perfectly.

    • @bryanrizzo9377
      @bryanrizzo9377 5 місяців тому +1

      She is still gorgeous to this day. I just love her and she was an interesting choice to play Arnolds wife in this.

  • @esteldusk69
    @esteldusk69 4 роки тому +65

    Sinbad was honestly my favorite character in the movie. He was hilarious.

  • @angelcampos5569
    @angelcampos5569 8 років тому +117

    I enjoyed this movie

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap 8 років тому +12

      I think everyone did

    • @erik91895
      @erik91895 8 років тому +7

      +THE BEATLES ARE GARBAGE Says The guy who's trying to be cool with the username "THE BEATLES ARE GARBAGE"

    • @somethingciregames4383
      @somethingciregames4383 8 років тому +3

      +Angel Campos It was honestly my favorite christmas movie as a kid.

    • @GambitPSN
      @GambitPSN 8 років тому +5

      +Angel Campos it a classic to me

    • @McHeisenburger
      @McHeisenburger 8 років тому +4

      Damn you...

  • @taylorestremera6754
    @taylorestremera6754 7 років тому +234

    🎼Put the cookie down!!!🎧🎤🎼

    • @alexandergodfreykleinhans8059
      @alexandergodfreykleinhans8059 7 років тому +14

      Put the, put the cookie
      Put the, put the, cookie
      put the, put the, cookie
      put the, put the, PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!!!!

    • @pyrobird9577
      @pyrobird9577 7 років тому +10

      Taylor Estremera get to the chopper!!

    • @bradonhadley9602
      @bradonhadley9602 7 років тому +1

      Taylor Estremera favourite line in the entire movie

    • @HMSConqueror
      @HMSConqueror 6 років тому

      NAO!

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 5 років тому

      “Oh! Howard, excuse me. But your wife’s cookies are outta this world!”

  • @cheehee808_
    @cheehee808_ 4 роки тому +19

    Loved this movie as a kid. Actually one of my fave Xmas movies along with A Christmas Story. It’s so ridiculous that it’s funny. Still remember sinbad’s line til this day, “Ta ta, turtleman!” lol

  • @LauraLegends
    @LauraLegends 3 роки тому +132

    If you don't like this movie, I'm automatically not your friend

    • @BreadHart
      @BreadHart 3 роки тому +4

      I Didn't expect to see you here Laura, love your content by the way, and I love this movie.
      Can we be friends :(?

    • @cjhs2006
      @cjhs2006 3 роки тому +3

      I Love Jingle All The Way,The 90s Was a Totally Cheesy,&,Corny Decade,&,Movies Like”Jingle All The Way”Just Further Prove my Point

    • @GrizzlyDave85
      @GrizzlyDave85 3 роки тому +4

      @@BreadHart simp

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 3 роки тому +1

      Me too I love Jingle All The Way

    • @theartdragon1270
      @theartdragon1270 3 роки тому +1

      I like this movie

  • @christmasworld6795
    @christmasworld6795 7 років тому +80

    "Put that cookie down! NOW!" 🍪

  • @lucassmith6454
    @lucassmith6454 8 років тому +353

    I actually love this movie XD

    • @dimensional3926
      @dimensional3926 8 років тому +1

      +Lucas Smith Nobody cares.

    • @Phoenix2312
      @Phoenix2312 8 років тому +7

      +Lucas Smith I do too Lucas... Though it is totally the WRONG message to give about Christmas... Its hard to say why I like it as it is mindless, but I do! Good movie when you just want cheap laughs!

    • @Phoenix2312
      @Phoenix2312 8 років тому +1

      +John Doe NIce to know you care though! LOL! (Yes I did see the comments below... I ain't that quick off the mark!!! :P )

    • @McHeisenburger
      @McHeisenburger 8 років тому

      Damn you...

    • @lucassmith6454
      @lucassmith6454 8 років тому +6

      Warren Marris Christmas is nothing but a Hedonistic holiday celebrating consumerism, greed, and gluttony.
      It's a mish mash of pagan traditions with labels attached to it in an effort to give some wholesomeness to the day when there is none. On top of that it was taken over by the Christian church to change the already present festivities over to their own agenda.
      While I don't think the movie is an intelligent movie with a message to pay attention to, it certainly doesn't go against what Christmas actually is.

  • @ryanthered2060
    @ryanthered2060 Рік тому +10

    Who’s here after pointless hub

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 Рік тому +2

      Felt compelled to watch again after Cody's video about, using clips from the NC's review.
      Now I want to see a crossover video between them. Doug shared AlternatHistoryHub's video about the Command & Conquer: RED ALERT series to Facebook, and acted a tad disappointed Cody compared Doug to Yuri, since he more resembles Kane now.

    • @Thenameless1
      @Thenameless1 Рік тому

      I saw this in my recommendations while I was inexplicably compelled to watch Nostalgia Critic stuff, and having watched Cody's video it inspired me to watch this.

  • @epicrapfan73
    @epicrapfan73 4 роки тому +13

    16:07 Jamie: "(after he kicks Myron in the balls) That's for making Good Burger!"

  • @caliimade3769
    @caliimade3769 8 років тому +113

    Man i loved this movie as a kid!

    • @dimensional3926
      @dimensional3926 8 років тому

      +Jay Esp Nobody cares.

    • @caliimade3769
      @caliimade3769 8 років тому +11

      +John Doe Apparently YOU since you bothered to reply to my comment.

    • @dimensional3926
      @dimensional3926 8 років тому +1

      Jay Esp Damn you got me, I never knew a comment which took me a second to type was a sign of me caring.

    • @caliimade3769
      @caliimade3769 8 років тому +4

      +John Doe bruh you cared enough to reply lol, you could have moved on and this would not be happening right now.

    • @dimensional3926
      @dimensional3926 8 років тому +1

      Jay Esp lol, indeed.

  • @adamvarga7828
    @adamvarga7828 7 років тому +136

    put that cookie down

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 3 роки тому +44

    Dude,Movies Like”Jingle All The Way”,TV Shows Like”Power Rangers”,&,Actors Like Sinbad Are Part of The Reason Why The 90s Are my All Time Favorite Decade,They Were Cheesy,Corny,&,Perfect During a Decade That Was Always Cheesy,&,Corny

    • @slapporist2180
      @slapporist2180 3 роки тому +5

      It was a simpler and stranger time

    • @HistoryandReviews
      @HistoryandReviews 3 роки тому +2

      No it’s because you were born in the late 80s quit being biased

  • @Lizalieu
    @Lizalieu 6 років тому +32

    Okay, so the big issue with her husband is that he's never there for their kid but she affectively banishes him from the parade that their son was upset that his dad wouldn't be going with him to and asks the creeper neighbor to drive her instead. Someone should take that kid from both of them for neglect and being dumb as hell.

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 8 років тому +52

    "The latest edition of Super Smash Bros. Brawl." Oh, Doug....

    • @atomic747
      @atomic747 8 років тому +13

      +5carecrow94 You do know this video was uploaded years ago

    • @MuumiPeikkoX
      @MuumiPeikkoX 8 років тому +5

      +atomic747 The point is that the series is called Super Smash Bros, not Super Smash Bros Brawl. The point is not that there is a newer one.

    • @5carecrow94
      @5carecrow94 8 років тому +9

      atomic747 There are no editions of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, it's one game. I know when it was uploaded, I've been watching NC since 2008.

    • @Bettersucksaul
      @Bettersucksaul 8 років тому

      +5carecrow94 I still can't believe he's been doing this for so long. It honestly boggles my mind. I only found his channel like two years ago.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 8 років тому +4

      It isn't "The latest edition of Super Smash Bros. Brawl", it's "The latest edition of Super Smash Bros., Brawl" stating that "Brawl" was the latest game in the SSB franchise. His statement was completely accurate.

  • @Headbanger142
    @Headbanger142 8 років тому +141

    That "We Don't Care" bit has aged quite well. :D

    • @kevintyrrell7409
      @kevintyrrell7409 8 років тому +1

      +Headbanger142 Wait... does that mean this was recorded long ago? How can you tell?

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap 8 років тому +20

      +Kevin Tyrrell says in the description 2008. 7 years ago

    • @evanthecinemaguy9902
      @evanthecinemaguy9902 8 років тому +1

      +Headbanger142 Funny, I was on your channel, then I went to Channel Awesome.

    • @Ladondorf
      @Ladondorf 8 років тому +1

      +Kevin Tyrrell He had reuploaded it.

  • @deoxys3869
    @deoxys3869 5 років тому +11

    2:28 great Simpson reference. I used to love that character (before Phil Hartman died that is).

  • @cartooncritique6625
    @cartooncritique6625 3 роки тому +4

    13:09 Arnold remembered his past life as Conan and gave that reindeer the same slugger he gave that damn camel. XD

  • @DigitalxGamer
    @DigitalxGamer 8 років тому +41

    Okay, I need a sound file of Arnold's "Put that cookie down!" line. xD

  • @spyrofan9681
    @spyrofan9681 7 років тому +116

    Something I never got about Arnold in these family movies was, Why not make the family austrian as well?

    • @jeff8509
      @jeff8509 7 років тому +26

      Why? How did this get 13 likes?
      It's not like Arnold is obligated to marry someone who is Austrian. His real life marriages aren't Austrian, he moved to and has been living in America for a very long time, it would be more rare that he have an Austrian wife than if he had an American one...

    • @spyrofan9681
      @spyrofan9681 7 років тому +7

      *****
      I just always thought it was weird how he was obligated to playing American characters when he had a thick accent that he couldn't get around. It would of been kind of cool if they made something of his heritage.

    • @jeff8509
      @jeff8509 7 років тому +11

      You are an idiot, he's not playing an American character. In these movies, due to his accent they clearly do not try to hide, he obviously moved to America from Austria, just as Schwarzenegger did.They are not trying to make him look American or cover up the fact that he is Austrian, everybody knows that he is. It is much more likely that he marries an American woman if he lives in America.
      Tons of actors from different countries don't get to position all their films in that country or have their movies revolve around that actor's background. Tell me - how many movies Arnold is in that take place in Austria? Not many, none I can think of, but tell me this: How many Hollywood movies AT ALL are situated in Austria, and feature Austrian families? None you can think of ether? Hmm... It's almost like these parts aren't written for Arnold, but he goes and tries out for them, LIKE A NORMAL ACTOR.
      It's not like as soon as Arnold fills the spot, they are going to replace his whole family with Austrian actors and actresses. I doubt Christoph Waltz would be very convincing as anyone in Arnold's family, and I literally can not think of another Austrian actor...

    • @spyrofan9681
      @spyrofan9681 7 років тому +3

      *****
      I just think that there's a lot of material for a fish out of water family movie there and I'm surprised no one took advantage of it.

    • @jeff8509
      @jeff8509 7 років тому +2

      If they need an American born character, they aren't going to cast Arnold. All his roles it is safe to say he is an Austrian immigrant or first generation Austrian family in those movies as well, duh!

  • @JohnLane_aka_Jane_Lane_fanboy
    @JohnLane_aka_Jane_Lane_fanboy 5 років тому +7

    9:38 The Big Show makes a brief cameo appearance in this film.

  • @nickmanrique495
    @nickmanrique495 6 років тому +3

    2:28 I just get so excited whenever Doug mentions the Simpsons.

  • @TheOnlyTherazan
    @TheOnlyTherazan 7 років тому +47

    I would watch the hell out of "The Stallone who stole Christmas"!!

  • @Gioppdumister
    @Gioppdumister 8 років тому +50

    Am I the only one who likes Idiotland? I mean, a ninja Santa? That just oozes awesome

    • @goORIOLES236
      @goORIOLES236 8 років тому +14

      +Giopp dumister Honestly, I find the idea of an army of Santas hilarious. The idea of Arnold fighting off a bunch of guys all dressed like that makes me laugh every time.

    • @isaacgleeth3609
      @isaacgleeth3609 8 років тому +6

      +Brian Tully
      Because it's so ridiculous a premise that it just works, in some weird strange way.

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 8 років тому +2

      +Giopp dumister I liked the Idiotland ninja Santa... but not in this crappy film.

    • @solouno2280
      @solouno2280 8 років тому +2

      +Giopp dumister we all love idiotland... the only rule is "stay away from Bubsy the bobcat"

  • @devonritchie1899
    @devonritchie1899 5 місяців тому +2

    I've always loved this movie, it is one of our favorite "me and my partner" Christmas movies and we HAVE to watch it every year

  • @blakejordan8949
    @blakejordan8949 5 років тому +16

    5:46 - 5:57
    THESE guys were the funniest part of the movie
    They're perfect at overacting!

  • @morganmcgill3169
    @morganmcgill3169 7 років тому +76

    By the way Doug you make the best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. Is the very same accent.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 роки тому +4

      Techno Killer and it’s freaking hilarious

    • @LooneyCartoonMan
      @LooneyCartoonMan 3 роки тому

      Well Doug Walker is no Schwarzeneger. Espescially playing the most popular character he played (created or not), the Nostalgia Critic.

  • @milo9871
    @milo9871 8 років тому +50

    A wii without Mario kart I feel your pain

    • @benitofranco372
      @benitofranco372 7 років тому +2

      I liked Smash Bros Brawl better than Mario Kart Wii. The glitch in Grumble Volcano and like 1/2 of the new courses for that game were forgettable. I just remember Grumble Volcano, The new Bowser castle, Rainbow Road, and Mushroom Gorge, that's about it. The others are pretty forgettable...

    • @milo9871
      @milo9871 7 років тому

      +benito franco I like smash better becouse I played it all the time but with no super Mario cart

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 7 років тому +1

      benito franco i liked smash better as well. And honestly, every mario kart is universally remembered for rainbow road

    • @aarondevack1912
      @aarondevack1912 6 років тому

      Awesome gaming and stuff I honestly gotta say I enjoyed both but you'd have me more at Brawl than Mario Kart Wii.

  • @JohnLennonvsNuclearBomb
    @JohnLennonvsNuclearBomb 6 років тому +15

    *JAMIE!!!! NOOO I WILL HAVE NO ONE TO EAT FOR LATER*

  • @tfmaster96
    @tfmaster96 6 років тому +7

    “Well gee, that wasn’t overly emotional.”
    Que Shang tsung’s “Damn you!!” from MK: conquest

  • @Silhouetters
    @Silhouetters 8 років тому +30

    Wow, Doug says either "Eat him" or "I'll eat you" about seven- thousand times in this review!

    • @sspdirect02
      @sspdirect02 5 років тому +3

      Over milking the joke.

    • @The_Punisher
      @The_Punisher Рік тому

      Or randomly craps on Jake Lloyd for no reason

  • @michaelmanny4605
    @michaelmanny4605 7 років тому +191

    Jingle all the way is a cinematic masterpiece though

    • @angelobellino5716
      @angelobellino5716 6 років тому +2

      michael manny It's worst than SON OF THE MASK

    • @forrestgump6065
      @forrestgump6065 4 роки тому +8

      @@angelobellino5716 nothing is that bad.

    • @alanmcdonald469
      @alanmcdonald469 4 роки тому +2

      yep, best movie of all time

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear 3 роки тому +1

      I understand it's a holiday Classic but a cinematic masterpiece? Really?

    • @Creshex8
      @Creshex8 2 роки тому +1

      This movie had a tone, a measured level of silliness, and a certain style… in my opinion, it isn’t good in spite of missing the mark, it’s good because it hit its mark. For what the producers intended, I cannot imagine this movie coming out any differently to be as great as it is. I’ll never be one to call this movie bad but enjoyable. It’s enjoyable because it’s a good movie!

  • @nb_cash
    @nb_cash 4 роки тому +7

    I don't care what anyone says, Jingle All the Way is still my favorite Christmas movie. Best Christmas movie ever! Fight me!

  • @betterlatethannever4529
    @betterlatethannever4529 2 роки тому +9

    This film is the 90's in a nutshell, and I love it!

  • @HerrDeutschBlood
    @HerrDeutschBlood 7 років тому +307

    Sinbad may not have been at his top game in this movie but at least I find him a lot more tolerant-able than Amy Schumer in anything she's in.

    • @honeyfrost3355
      @honeyfrost3355 6 років тому +21

      Some Random Guy true that, Sinbad is actually funny though. Seems like a really nice guy too. He is so much better than Amy.

    • @apanapandottir205
      @apanapandottir205 6 років тому +12

      How the hell is she relevant to this video?

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 років тому +8

      I liked him better when he was a sailor fighting giant birds.

    • @guywithdreads
      @guywithdreads 5 років тому +1

      Some Random Guy you ever watch always sunny? There’s an episode with Sinbad.

    • @esbeekay
      @esbeekay 5 років тому +4

      Apan Apandottír Lmao it’s not relevant but when you are a sad little virgin you have a lot of spare time to hate on a women who is more successful than they ever will be

  • @edcap8029
    @edcap8029 8 років тому +43

    I only realized it now, but he sounds like Gilbert Gottfried when he yells.

    • @blancfan1
      @blancfan1 8 років тому

      +ed cap I can tell by your pic you're a fan of Aquarion Evol. Wannabe hole diggin bros?

    • @edcap8029
      @edcap8029 8 років тому +1

      +Marvin The Maniacal Dancing Ape oh, so a lot of people in chicago sounds like gottfried when they yell? Kinda like everyone in new jersey behave like the cast of jersey shore. America is so fascinating, of course what did i expect? lol.

    • @bryanrizzo9377
      @bryanrizzo9377 5 місяців тому

      The guy that played Booster in the movie sounds like Gilbert Gottfried for sure.

  • @theroadtosunrise
    @theroadtosunrise 3 роки тому +7

    6:10, you should have said: “But the driver recognises the Terminator...” That would have been funny😂

  • @AgentActive
    @AgentActive 3 роки тому +6

    Old school critic was savage

  • @applemask
    @applemask 7 років тому +50

    STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE STAY AWAY FROM MY COOKIES AND STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE'S COOKIES OR I DESTROY YOU

    • @De7Sanchez
      @De7Sanchez 6 років тому +3

      Haha. It's funny because you repeated what he said. Haha.

    • @DedricSilva
      @DedricSilva 5 років тому +3

      ALSO STAY AWAY FROM MY MR OLYMPIA AWARDS.

    • @BlueBoxRevan
      @BlueBoxRevan 4 роки тому +2

      PuT THE COOKIE DOWN!!!!!?!!?

  • @tylermcneeley3136
    @tylermcneeley3136 7 років тому +173

    Leave Jake Lloyd alone, he's had enough crap

    • @grantkelly8696
      @grantkelly8696 7 років тому +5

      Tyler McNeeley so what? He's still a crap actor.

    • @tylermcneeley3136
      @tylermcneeley3136 7 років тому +33

      Doesn't mean he should be treated like shit in real life. Besides, he was a kid at the time, you honestly expect him to be amazing?

    • @tylermcneeley3136
      @tylermcneeley3136 7 років тому +22

      Exactly. Make fun of his performance all you want, but don't attack him personally just cause he's not the best actor.

    • @grantkelly8696
      @grantkelly8696 7 років тому +5

      Nate J. Okay, I see what your saying and I can't not deny the fact I was in the wrong, I deeply apologize if I offended anyone or you.

    • @grantkelly8696
      @grantkelly8696 7 років тому +2

      @nathan smith, it's called constructive criticism, jack ass.

  • @martythetickler
    @martythetickler 2 роки тому +5

    Arnold Schwarzenegger... NEVER change.

  • @JamesASharp
    @JamesASharp 2 роки тому +7

    This film is a Christmas classic. I saw it in theater, and I loved it. I still love this movie. 😀

  • @vampiregorilla2274
    @vampiregorilla2274 8 років тому +12

    18:50: "Anakin, I am your father."

  • @danielwilliams7161
    @danielwilliams7161 8 років тому +19

    I never thought about it, but why is this movie called "Jingle All the Way?" It's about Christmas, sure, but I can't think of how the title relates to the movie in any other way.

  • @tjmcdonough2615
    @tjmcdonough2615 Рік тому +5

    That Troy McClure joke was amazing.

  • @SLiMmcl
    @SLiMmcl 4 роки тому +7

    ""Jingle all the way" can Jingle all the way to Hell!"
    "I'm going to deck your halls, Bub."

  • @bowmaj8666
    @bowmaj8666 7 років тому +11

    "My God, what a tall building!" Cracks me up every time!

  • @HitsujiMamoru
    @HitsujiMamoru 7 років тому +273

    .............Oh wow.... 2008 and Donald Trump's toupet was already a thing of interest.

    • @Stonestreamdubs
      @Stonestreamdubs 7 років тому +6

      Even though he doesn't ACTUALLY have a Toupee.

    • @Piledriver86
      @Piledriver86 7 років тому +15

      Trump was a pop culture person in the 1980s, why do you think he's been a name brand for so long? He'll be an awful President, but hey, you know his name from TV!

    • @JonSmith-yq1dw
      @JonSmith-yq1dw 7 років тому +4

      you must have been born after 2000.

    • @HitsujiMamoru
      @HitsujiMamoru 7 років тому +7

      Ooooh you mean in 1988, in France, where Trump wasn't a big thing? Ok then :D

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 7 років тому +17

      Where have you been for the past 20 years? Donald Trump's stupid hair has been a punchline since at least the 90's. It's not like he was plucked out of obscurity and became president.

  • @akshaykumar_r
    @akshaykumar_r 6 років тому +9

    7:17 I'm going to abuse that line to death.

  • @SuperTed19021
    @SuperTed19021 4 роки тому +1

    Doug's impressions of Arnold and the kid cracks me up!

  • @Alucah
    @Alucah 7 років тому +14

    "I haven't been this shocked since I found out the secret to living a long lasting life.. was breathing!"

  • @lapytop
    @lapytop 8 років тому +21

    I googled Sinbad and his net worth is apparently over -$10mill and filed for bankruptcy, he is broke.

  • @twilight_lupinesilva4691
    @twilight_lupinesilva4691 6 місяців тому +2

    Did Ted seriously just tell Arnold that he can't bench press his way out of this one?
    He's freaking Arnold Schwarzenegger! He can bench press anything!

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 5 місяців тому

      He's in his house as well. There's a major rule break.

  • @JoseTwitterFan
    @JoseTwitterFan 2 роки тому +2

    12:09 Unpopular opinion: I think that one-liner SICK BURN actually enhances the joke. It really puts the 10 years of bomb squad experience into comedic question.

  • @Gfrog1000
    @Gfrog1000 8 років тому +10

    You know this movie is weirdly darker in hindsight after learning about all the deaths that have happened on black Fridays. I mean people have literally been trampled for stuff like this.

  • @LudwigVilas
    @LudwigVilas 8 років тому +15

    I watched this movie when I was a kid and I love the whole of it. Arnold is a living Legend.

  • @bobbybrown2291
    @bobbybrown2291 3 роки тому +13

    You've got to hand it to Arnold for being given a horrible script and acting it all the way. Some actors really know when to get campy and ham it up.

  • @GOODYGOODGOOD789
    @GOODYGOODGOOD789 Місяць тому +2

    This is the most accurate depiction of Christmas shopping ever.

  • @foxcheetah6035
    @foxcheetah6035 7 років тому +13

    17:11 Actually, yes, there is. As an author myself, I have devised a name for this kind of tendency, dubbing it "fabulamaculitis," also known as "plot hole disorder." The symptoms of this disorder include forgetfulness of past writing, aggressive ignorance of criticism, wanting to put your plot over the laws of physics (see: two cold hands cliche), and delusions. Fabulamaculitis can be fatal if you depend on writing for a living, and it is important to listen to some goddamn criticism for once if you think you have fabulamaculitis.

  • @CheeseburgerFreedomMan
    @CheeseburgerFreedomMan 7 років тому +53

    Merry Christmas people!

    • @CheeseburgerFreedomMan
      @CheeseburgerFreedomMan 7 років тому +2

      ***** Well, I still have time to become prez 2020. Oh and Grand Dad, well, haven't seen him in a while.

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 6 років тому +5

    14:05 I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL!

  • @kennethgriffin2915
    @kennethgriffin2915 Рік тому +15

    This movie is kind of a guilty pleasure for me.

  • @tasiyeahh
    @tasiyeahh 8 років тому +32

    "FUKH YU AS-HOL" -Arnold

  • @LogicalMelodies
    @LogicalMelodies 7 років тому +32

    This is a movie aimed at kids and the nostalgia value is through the roof, lighten up dude.

    • @ShyGuy83
      @ShyGuy83 5 років тому +14

      LogicalMelodies Still no excuse. Maybe children are more intelligent than we think. Also, try taking off your rose colored glasses every once in a while.

    • @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
      @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW 3 роки тому +1

      @@ShyGuy83 kids can be smart but we like stupid things

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea 2 роки тому

      Well maybe take off those nostalgia goggles and see what a terrible movie it is.

  • @jonathanredford215
    @jonathanredford215 5 років тому +7

    This movie is cheese. Golden cheese lol. Arnold fighting his way through xmas shopping chaos is something i never knew i needed yrs ago. I love the duality of seasonal cheer and crazy consumerism

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 років тому +4

    Nice Captain America drawing on the wall Anakin.