I’m highly convinced that this man no longer has a foreskin after watching these many videos. He probably gets up in the morning with a bowl of cereal and watches this stuff.
To be fair the hub has became a sitcom from all the interesting stories it gives us. I wouldn’t mind binge watching some mother and daughter “episodes”
there’s one tiktok i seen about some saying life is harder for females saying stuff like “if girls don’t wear make up they’re fake and if they don’t they’re ugly” i wanna see him react to it
I think I remember a story from high school were one kid bought p-hub premium and would let other kids use it for a small fee. The man had the side hustle
@Plamen Stoev In somehow your simple level is even higher than theirs holy cow you really just went to a diatribe about simping in trying to defend paying for pornography how embarrassing you must be a Eugene do you wear a fadora aswell
@Justsum Yungnicca likely not a bot due to the fact people try to feel special and unique in anyway possible, even if its for being an annoying little shit stain
i think your cockology math is a bit off here, considering it counts any time you click on a video and you could hypothetically have multiple tabs open simultaneously and have them all count. i think the best way to calc this is to determine # of videos per day 13 years of PH existence and watched 1,329,743 videos 13 years x 365 days = 4745 days that PH has been around 1329743 Vids / 4745 Days = 280.24 vids per day if you want to take that math even further 280.24 / 24hrs in a day = 11.67 vids per hr which is much more "realistic" but still insane. that means, assuming this dude had multiple tabs/screen open at once, he needed to be running 11-12 simultaneous vids per hour, every single hour, for 13 years.
Making a ph account is weird to me but I gotta say that the comments on the vids are suprisingly wholesome and funny. Everyone there is chill and there is never any hate
FBI: we got info of this guy the grind much respect but we still have to arrest you TheGuy: I been watching seens 2004 they don't call me the meat master for nothing.
Bro I gotta be honest, I’ve been a fan since like 150k subs and every single time I’ve seen “The things I see on Twitter” I’ve laughed. Bro for some reason the video about the guy who thought white people were aliens is engraved into my memory.
maybe he makes lots of big decisions a day and needs post nut clarity
Hmm... good point I guess
mans a stock broker
Lmaoo
Man is deciding which video to watch
''Relieve some stress'' 'n' all, haha... Hey, anyone watched The Green Inferno? Just popped into my mind cause Alejandro was WALLIN' with that
That man doesn’t even get fazed anymore he just does it out of habit
I was that man at some point of my life
@@endyjunior6403 cap
I feel attacked
Pain.
Lool
This man was single handley saving the earth when the hub said they would plant trees
Dude you’re a genius
Bruh my mans has something worse than an addiction he IS the hub at this point seriously this dude has watched EVERY SINGLE VID like dang
He beat the website. He won.
Dude probably can name every category and the best vids
ULTIMATE COOMER
He probably unlocked the "hidden achievement" on the hub
@@chankabizarrenetworkdeluxe1984 we need his favorite list
So glad that old Birdman is coming back
Honestly I missed this
Fax
go to his twitter lol
What’s the difference ?
@@Nikketmzee his tweets are just like his old content. YT has to be more PG to make a profit lol
I’m highly convinced that this man no longer has a foreskin after watching these many videos. He probably gets up in the morning with a bowl of cereal and watches this stuff.
The essentials
Bold of you to assume he sleeps
Hahahahah
He just has his daily coffee and is like “what’s new today”
Like it’s the news😂😂
“This ain’t Netflix” LMAOOOOO
Literally killed me when he said that
And lets not gloss over the fact he coulda been watching for a while without an account
You ever been to the hub. 3 mins is a every generous number. Most videos are 10 mins or longer.
imagine my son asking me for the password to the Hub account
what’s the password
Lemme catch my son*
The profile picture matches the comment.
Wait until you start getting recommended some weird ass video because your son watched something
He can have the password. The premium and the live
Was gonna get sniped in 3 seconds by a kid addicted to adderall on Cold War but Birdman posted
No no no you're doing it wrong! it's "Was gonna get sniped in 3 seconds by a kid addicted to g fuel on Cold War but Birdman uploaded."
@Eye Patch Guy obviously you've never done adderall or cocaine lmao
@@Somethin_Slix obviously you don’t get jokes. Get off the cocaine it’s melting your brain
@@RoganClipVaultYT fuck coke. Meth is where it's at, g.
@@Somethin_Slix nah b crack is where it's at.
That number is concerning? That guy is just a rookie
“I don’t know we should be concerned, get him some help or respect the grind” 🤣
In quarantine, isn't *EVERYONE* a meat master? And if we're all meat masters, who's the meat god?
Me
Eugene😂
Me
I’m here my son.
That guy
To be fair the hub has became a sitcom from all the interesting stories it gives us. I wouldn’t mind binge watching some mother and daughter “episodes”
🤣
We going to ignore the fact that he has 34 "friends" on the hub...
Who tf adds friends on the hub lol
😂😂😂
@Justsum Yungnicca oh ok I didn't know that
@@Daniel-fr1bh people who have private videos that want to trade.
@@Daniel-fr1bh birds of a feather flock together. pervert feather in this case.
And that is when he made an account. Imagine how many years he has before he made it.
LMAO i was thinking the same i was sneaking my dads and big bros vhs and mags since back in the day so yeah much more time for this guy probably lol
Or, just maybe, imagine it’s fake 🤡
You have to admit the comments on the hub are hilarious though 😂
half of them are bots, but some are really funny lmao
Plp be mad depressed on it
Yesss
@@phoenix-king779 Every Comment:
"I don't even like beating it anymore. I just do it so I have something to do."
@@ZaveAres danm. A few weeks ago I went two weeks without. but i average once ever 3 or 4 days. Im trying to get it to once every 1 to 2 weeks tho
mfers really glizzy gazing
The glizzy glimpser
the glizzy goblin
The glizzy god
glizzy goon
Glizzy grandmaster
After 1 million flaps, the meat master unlocked the golden nut
Theory: dude did inspect element to get his 15 minutes
Don’t know fs but you can probably find the account and verify it
Yeah, I would like to see this verified for sure.
Yep for sure thought the same thing
@@_the_low_gold_gamer_2501 if each video is 5 minutes, then that’s nearly 10 straight years of watching videos. It’s 100% inspect element of a glitch😂
He is probably sharing an account
The meat master is the guy that tried to finesse you at the gym
"i just open up the incognito, get the job done and I'm outta there" -Birdman 2020
The hub should just give him stock or equity In the company at this point if he watched that much if the hub even has that
“You know the rules”
Channeled his inner Chris smoove
And guess what's even more crazy there's some guy out there with 13 years worth of video time watched
@@vimos.9996 no sh*t sherlock where else🤷♂️
@@xparksideanimefanx8609 I thought you were talking about youjizz
@@keiranmorrisart ha ha very funny
"Cockulator" i swear to god i died when i heard this
Birdman is single handedly make the most creative thumbnails.
Yeah the left hand ripped AF😂😂😂
There has to be something in DSM that can classify this dude’s “habit”
For those who don't know what he meant by " the hub ". It means the Catholic hub..... Bible study is at 8 :00, don't be late 😉😉
Your local priest approved this message.
I honestly don't like to hit on Christians, but I'm afraid to say that makes it even worse
True master in the grind. My man deserves a Nobel peace prize for his work
prbly a prgmr who knows web scrapping just trying to troll people
that's the most obvious and probable explanation for this
Let’s also take into account that this only one website. Chances are he’s got another site he goes to.
Exactly what I said loll every single man has watched porn on multiple sites
He definitely got an xvids account and probably a mrdeepfake one too
@@ZaveAres lolll
there’s one tiktok i seen about some saying life is harder for females saying stuff like “if girls don’t wear make up they’re fake and if they don’t they’re ugly”
i wanna see him react to it
If they need to put on makeup they weren't even good looking to begin with bro
@@l9139 have you seen that tiktok
Can you give a link my G?
@@randymarsh6487 i’ll try to find it on yt i don’t use tiktok i seen it on snap
My guy probably puts those "movies" on in the background as he's like making dinner or something like its a tv show to get a time like that
This guy is an employee who content moderates. Its literally his job to watch hundreds of vids a day
This dude must be One Stroke Man. His routine:
-100 Humps
-100 Pumps
-100 Tugs
-10 Hours of Viewing Footage on the Hub
EVERY SINGLE DAY!
You can watch one video an hour everyday and itll take over 150 years to catch up with him. I'm 15 and this guys spent half my life on the hub
Things I see on Twitter is one of the best series 😈
Mans was quite for a whole minute just to get that ad revenue
Damn
Gotta pay the bills some how
@@ilovetrash9660 my pfp is urs zoomed it
@@TheEctomorph2002 my man
I think I remember a story from high school were one kid bought p-hub premium and would let other kids use it for a small fee. The man had the side hustle
Is this 2017?? He’s posting all the classic series lately
1 million is rookie numbers they need to get the numbers up
''What? You mean he likes to consult professor Hans Jerkov?''
-Sean ''Sweet'' Johnson
He's probably watching it for the plot sometimes, just to give his meat a break.
Plot twist: It’s a woman
Guess it’s
Time for me to question my faith in humanity
Oh man sorry for how long it took man just know.... It do get any better hahaha
Quote of the Year:”You need to give your s**t a break” 🤣🤣🤣
man the hub's comments actually help me out alot when searching for the actress lmaoo
Damnn 7.6 years and that’s considering that he counted each vid at 3 minutes.
We finally found EDP445's Pornhub account
“Open up the incognito get the job done and I’m out of there” LOLOLOL
They say it takes 10,000 hours to Master a skill.
This guy is almost 7th Prestige Meat Beater...
Got here about 5 seconds late and already 1 dislike smh 🤦♂️ people need to chill
I mean after 3.4k views and 500+ likes theres only 2 dislikes
@Plamen Stoev yessir not many people left that are funny and dont give a fuck about PC. Gotta appreciate the ones left
Bro how did they find edp445’s account 😂
Omg I love your videos 😂 I literally rewatch all of them 😂😭
Yo this vid was funny asl. Miss these old types of vids. Keep it up my man
That man's simp level is well over 9000 without a doubt.
Free porn is the best way to avoid simping.
@Plamen Stoev In somehow your simple level is even higher than theirs holy cow you really just went to a diatribe about simping in trying to defend paying for pornography how embarrassing you must be a Eugene do you wear a fadora aswell
U obviously don’t know what simping is sped head
Not a simp. Just the horniest man alive
Bruh are you 10 you must not talk to Amy females 😂
im pretty sure he just spam clicked vids lol
Coming back from the gym watching a Birdman video is the best
*Scoffs* "Those are rookie numbers"
People really sub and have notifications on for birdman just to get "first dislike" smh
@Justsum Yungnicca likely not a bot due to the fact people try to feel special and unique in anyway possible, even if its for being an annoying little shit stain
@@zantyc2937 just like your underwear jk lol its kinda sad that people dislike
i think your cockology math is a bit off here, considering it counts any time you click on a video and you could hypothetically have multiple tabs open simultaneously and have them all count. i think the best way to calc this is to determine # of videos per day
13 years of PH existence and watched 1,329,743 videos
13 years x 365 days = 4745 days that PH has been around
1329743 Vids / 4745 Days = 280.24 vids per day
if you want to take that math even further
280.24 / 24hrs in a day = 11.67 vids per hr
which is much more "realistic" but still insane. that means, assuming this dude had multiple tabs/screen open at once, he needed to be running 11-12 simultaneous vids per hour, every single hour, for 13 years.
@Angel nah its edited check his twitter @TokyoNZ
Making a ph account is weird to me but I gotta say that the comments on the vids are suprisingly wholesome and funny. Everyone there is chill and there is never any hate
Now we just need him reacting to Eugenes again and I’ll die happy
Ay birdman, if you’re gonna stretch out the video to 8 minutes (completely understandable) at least crank up the volume on the game.
Saw the things I see on Twitter and had to click
They did a study where it usually takes 10,000 hour to be a pro at something so calling him the master isn’t a understatement lmao.
1:05 and I thought I was alone.
FBI: we got info of this guy the grind much respect but we still have to arrest you
TheGuy: I been watching seens 2004 they don't call me the meat master for nothing.
Literally 99% won’t see this but bless you and stay safe I’m struggling to hit 200 with noti 🔔
This man has spent the equivalent of half my life on the hub, I am actually amazed, this man can do fucking anything if he was this committed
Lmfaooo i really hope these type of commentaries become regular again with this new cod, feels like the old days
Why do women watch these kind of videos to the very end?
They wanna know if the people fall in love and gets married.
Old joke, but still funny :-p
Truth to it though..
Keep making videos like this man!
We’ve been waiting for this
You know they say that 10 000 hours is the golden rule to master something. This guy has soon mastered it 7 times ...
Glad to see my boi back with those quality content from back then.. Im nostalgic
"Respect the Grind" bro I'm rolling 😭😂😂
So glad the old mans been in the mood to upload recently
Eugenes and simps: You gotta bump those numbers up those are rookie numbers in this racket
YEA OG BIRDMAN MAKING A COMEBACK
More power to this dude for the kind grind he does.
You were in the middle of a 12 hour cold war beta grind, while man's has his 12 hour hub grind
let’s not forget, bird man is a 35 year old male who lives by himself and he still uses incognito tabs to watch the hub.
I just watched a full 5 minute ad, love you Birdman
he probably left the autoplay on with his phone plugged in every night because he keeps falling asleep with his phone on
This dude is swinging his meat from dawn til dusk like some ancient Samurai master
Man just getting ready for the olympics and making the "how long you can last" category.
Bro I gotta be honest, I’ve been a fan since like 150k subs and every single time I’ve seen “The things I see on Twitter” I’ve laughed. Bro for some reason the video about the guy who thought white people were aliens is engraved into my memory.
Birdman talk about how our party convos gotta be recorded and the whole situation
Old bird man is back the stars are aligning
that man consumes hub content like youtube, from the bus, to work to just in his big tv, not even doing anything, just watching lmao
The return of the old legendary Birdman ??
The Hub literally has the funnies and most wholesome comments as well
I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time 😂
He's so good at smackin the salami he can switch hands and gain a stroke.
Imagine watching 1,000,000 videos on the hub and thinking "That aint enough, lemme watch 329,743 more"
This guys voice is soothing to the ears. He’s so funny sometimes without even trying. Thumbs up from me birdman.
*Lemme catch my son doing math while playing a video game*
This man is an Avengers Level threat man, that's one serious power.