Just brilliant!... I saw this act, and was the one he asked 'what do you teach?'.. I thought I'd be clever and shouted back 'children!'..he was floored for about 2 seconds, then spent the next 3 minutes ripping the shit out of me!
I love Milton Jones. My friends parents know him quite well and he's performed at my secondary school quite a few times for prize givings, etc. Such an awesome comedian.
A quality, talented and serioiusly origional comedian!!!! amazing origional material and perfect comedy timing........check this guy out! if he isnt a legend now then he definitely will be.
Super brilliant. He's not only outside the box with his humor, he doesn't even know there is a box. Sort of like Robin Williams here in the U.S. The UK has great "clean" comedians. I'm a fan for sure. More Milton Jones videos.
@ChazJayHeaton I saw him live at the under eighteen. There was lots of heckling. "What's up with your hair?!" "Stay calm. everyone, let me handle this. I get paid to look stupid. Do you?"
Milton has always been great but I think his delivery has improved over time. It's also good to see him interacting with the audience. Some have said his humour lacks spontaneity but this proves otherwise.
No- one in their right mind would try to earn a living as a stand - up. We all see it over and over and over again : the début with some good spontaneity and a couple of great gags. Then it gets harder and harder, the material gets worse and worse, you start relying on obscenity and crudity as substitutes for genuine humour. And your audience is loyal, they stand by you, laughing uproariously every time you open your mouth, and in your heart you know your done. Day time beckons. Whatever you do don’t accept cruise bookings
My wife baked an upsidedown cake, the only way we could eat it was through a hole we made in the kitchen table, crouching underneath with our cutlery - never again.
ever heard the one about the fire fighters - some people say the fire fighters should get more money but apparently a pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor ha ha
@karezza6 bit offended by how you added "they all vote labour" to a list of criticisms, especially as labour are the party that try to IMPROVE state school education...
So TRUE about PE teachers - it's not maths they did at "univeristy". Odd, a profession where the cleverest among us (eg maths graduates) work harder than PE "teachers" and are paid the same!!!!! Unbelievable! AND PE teachers do little marking/preparation, so are MORE likely to become senior managers than the much cleverer maths teachers.
Just brilliant!... I saw this act, and was the one he asked 'what do you teach?'.. I thought I'd be clever and shouted back 'children!'..he was floored for about 2 seconds, then spent the next 3 minutes ripping the shit out of me!
I bet that cured your constipation
Alimentary, my dear Gotsdung.
I need to see a clip of this 😂
He stands out because he is clever with words and doesn't need foul language.
Yeah I get tired of it too, although maybe I'm just too old to appreciate it.
Absolutely love Milton Jones. He's just seriously amazing
About once a year I allow myself a treat, and binge on Milton, happy days!
Mergrew 01 - wise advice
The binge lasts 365 days. I say "about once a year" because it's 1.00027 times in leap years.
Not by a long chalk... Genius, Milton, genius.
I love Milton Jones. My friends parents know him quite well and he's performed at my secondary school quite a few times for prize givings, etc. Such an awesome comedian.
A quality, talented and serioiusly origional comedian!!!! amazing origional material and perfect comedy timing........check this guy out! if he isnt a legend now then he definitely will be.
He always looks like he got off a really bad cruise 😂he's absolutely amazing
First discovered Milton Jones on Mock the Week and I found him hilarious.
Super brilliant. He's not only outside the box with his humor, he doesn't even know there is a box. Sort of like Robin Williams here in the U.S. The UK has great "clean" comedians. I'm a fan for sure. More Milton Jones videos.
The P.E. teacher bit had me in bits.
@ChazJayHeaton I saw him live at the under eighteen. There was lots of heckling.
"What's up with your hair?!"
"Stay calm. everyone, let me handle this. I get paid to look stupid. Do you?"
Milton has always been great but I think his delivery has improved over time. It's also good to see him interacting with the audience. Some have said his humour lacks spontaneity but this proves otherwise.
I so totally dig this guy, love his slightly confused, grandpa-infant-crossover looks XD
this guy is friggin brilliant
...'My other grandpa...'
Happy 50th birthday, Milton. You're hilarious!
this guys crazy! amazing.
I saw Milton live in Manchester yesterday, he was hilarious!
my grandfather never threw anything away...... and he died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Probably the nicest comedian on the planet.
Whoa! Right up until this day, I'd never learned how to whistle through my teeth! 😲
@BenakaBambi its called Milton Jones, live universe tour, part one: earth, i highly recommend it
that "jography" joke made me laugh because my P.E teacher could teach geography as well
That's why it's such a clever joke.
They usually do - or at least, try to!
‘Could’
Love Milton. Always funny!
Cant wait to see him in March :D
Poor loughborough students 😪
He used some of those jokes in mock the week
Not by a long chalk, BRILLIANT !
I am laying in bed enjoying a lie in, but i kind of need to wee
this wasnt the best choice of video because now i have to get up ^_~
Last joke was a killer!
actually since last, i saw a show with him that was quite funny. so i take it back. he is good.
;)
His show has returned on Radio 4 on Wednesdays at 6.30pm
Rock on Milton, rock on!!
That girl he was talking to was beautiful
Love ❤️ 😍 it.
@MacRedbaron i remmeber that, my english teacher was my music and PE teacher
No- one in their right mind would try to earn a living as a stand - up. We all see it over and over and over again : the début with some good spontaneity and a couple of great gags. Then it gets harder and harder, the material gets worse and worse, you start relying on obscenity and crudity as substitutes for genuine humour. And your audience is loyal, they stand by you, laughing uproariously every time you open your mouth, and in your heart you know your done. Day time beckons. Whatever you do don’t accept cruise bookings
Just found this top man
How far back do you want us to go?
I wish my hair was that awesome
My wife baked an upsidedown cake, the only way we could eat it was through a hole we made in the kitchen table, crouching underneath with our cutlery - never again.
The man is a genius
ever heard the one about the fire fighters - some people say the fire fighters should get more money but apparently a pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor ha ha
poll not pole, otherwise the joke is already told.
It's one of Milton's jokes. It's supposed to be spoken, not read.
good job on ruining a joke Sam Logan
.....had a metal plaque on his forehead dedicated to a park bench that died.
Very good.
My other grandfather...
A truly funny man.
THAT LAST JOKE IS FUCKING GENIUS!!
You could always turn down the colour and contrast functions on your monitor.
There, problem solved.
Gold
haha, my PE teacher was also my Geography teacher
Great
i wanna whistle like that
What a leg end !
hes so epic why isent he EVERY WERE!!!!
Was it red nose day? :)
Anyone else think he sounds like a Gumby from Monty Python?
A gumby would be a great teacher.
I really wanted to hear the end of the guinea pig joke!
does he blink?
wots the name of his dvd???
Whats the DVD called? xD
Hehe I think that I want to marry milton jones, xxxx
@karezza6 bit offended by how you added "they all vote labour" to a list of criticisms, especially as labour are the party that try to IMPROVE state school education...
@MacRedbaron I only had one teacher for everything.
Hilarious
This is good, i dont usually find this guy funny on a whole, but sometimes he can pull off some serious passout laughs ;-)
wonderfully silly...
@squaferno thanks man =]
Lol have you noticed how everyone in the audience had the same nose?
@ChazJayHeaton That's whats stopping you?
Geography...Geog!
So TRUE about PE teachers - it's not maths they did at "univeristy". Odd, a profession where the cleverest among us (eg maths graduates) work harder than PE "teachers" and are paid the same!!!!! Unbelievable! AND PE teachers do little marking/preparation, so are MORE likely to become senior managers than the much cleverer maths teachers.
Should have been a P.E teacher:-)
@@juliaparish7128 EXACTLY! Who is the stupid one now!
@SpellCrec Ahhaha, fucking brilliant
Ha ha ahhh yes! /🤣 🤣 🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2:13 That face!!!
PE teachers, he has them to a T
@ChazJayHeaton You can. Cut it, don't wash it for a few years, done.
haha, quality reply :)
He’s ok, I suppose.
So long as you’re not called mr. Noone.
@ChazJayHeaton if u had hair like him i'd marry you! :P
not by a long chalk
@2000wildthing Wrap, not rap
SHINY
I guess humour really is subjective.
@ChazJayHeaton You can grow it on your vajayjay! :D
Rotfl @ p.e teachers :D
Not his best but still quite funny.
sorry but i just cant find him funny
I still prefer tim vine
This guy has some funny material, I think I'd like him if he wasn't completely out of his box every time he performed.
class spelling lol
wow... this type of humor was funny before color tv. this guy is born like 50 years to late.
CT2507 - he’s funny 😂 now
@karezza6
Bullshit some teachers are very nice
he must be on heroin
this guy just aint funny at all
Why are they laughing ?
You must be a miserable sob
Your grammar is hilarious! 😂
P.E. teacher... lovely.