Secret Policeman's Ball: Rowan Atkinson 'Headmaster'

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  • @AlexQuill63
    @AlexQuill63 10 років тому +233

    "I have a detention book."
    Rowan Atkinson, ladies and gentlemen: a perfect example of how to shut down a heckler in as few words as possible without breaking character.

    • @woodfamily5229
      @woodfamily5229 9 років тому +8

      +Alex Quill Actually my favorite part. haha

    • @ivucica
      @ivucica Рік тому +1

      For those of us too lazy to look back and to find it after watching, it's at 0:53

  • @GrandiaKnight
    @GrandiaKnight 12 років тому +48

    The man is a genius! There are only a handful of comedians who could do this sketch justice and Rowan is the best of them! It is purely the way he says words. There are almost no jokes in this what so ever!

  • @hugohackenbush1554
    @hugohackenbush1554 2 роки тому +87

    I was fortunate enough to have attended this show at Her Majesty's Theatre back in '79. I'd seen it advertised in the London Evening Standard (as it was called back then) and next day in my lunch break (the band were rehearsing in Trident nearby) I bought 4 tickets at cost of £20. A fiver a ticket can you believe it. All relevant to the times. I have never laughed so hard or so much at a live show since. Rowan Atkinson stole the entire show. Here I am, now in my 60s reliving it. Cool as fuck if you ask me.

    • @Kerbeygrip
      @Kerbeygrip Рік тому +2

      Me too

    • @hugohackenbush1554
      @hugohackenbush1554 Рік тому +2

      @@Kerbeygrip It sure was some night Patricia and it's terrific we can both relive it here 😁👍🏻

    • @Kerbeygrip
      @Kerbeygrip Рік тому +1

      @@hugohackenbush1554 i have a video of the show. It e en has a clip of me and my husband in the audience. Fabulous night.

    • @hugohackenbush1554
      @hugohackenbush1554 Рік тому +1

      @@Kerbeygrip Oh wow! That's fantastic. I loved the first sketch with Peter Cook and John Cleese. “An interesting fact about the ant...”
      “Is that a fact?” “No. That was a joke.”
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kerbeygrip
      @Kerbeygrip Рік тому +2

      I have never laughed as much in my life before or since!

  • @sammencia7945
    @sammencia7945 3 роки тому +17

    23 fresh out of Engineering school and destined for greatness. This had the comics in the audience beside themselves.
    Launched his career.

  • @stewartchristie3408
    @stewartchristie3408 3 роки тому +21

    I remember watching this with my sister in my Grandparents house. We were crying with laughter and they were looking at each other in bemusement. It's a generational thing I guess. Brilliant! Never tire watching it!

  • @KesselRunner606
    @KesselRunner606 3 роки тому +139

    It took serious balls to go on stage, in front of a live audience, with no set, no props, one light, and just a list of words, and rely on your delivery alone to get laughs.

    • @spb7883
      @spb7883 Місяць тому

      Serious balls, or talent?

  • @TheJonathanNewton
    @TheJonathanNewton 2 роки тому +35

    He could read out any Terms & Conditions and have you rolling on the floor laughing.

  • @Sunomis
    @Sunomis 11 років тому +59

    Rowan Atkinson is one of the best comedians ever, alongside with John Cleese. They never break character or get distracted, but what makes them even greater is that they are fucking serious while playing comedy.

  • @sammencia7945
    @sammencia7945 2 роки тому +13

    The writer of this sketch wrote a lengthy comment on YT a few years back about how and when it was written -at university I believe - and how Rowan's brilliant delivery elevated it to timeless comedy.

  • @anabolic_red
    @anabolic_red Рік тому +5

    Its like his face is made out of elastic. He can convey every emotion to its absolute fullest with such little effort.

  • @jaimy_games
    @jaimy_games 3 роки тому +32

    Ah, finally the original headmaster sketch. This one demands much more comedian skills than the dirty version, which Rowan Atkinson displays flawlessly.

    • @harrytd
      @harrytd Рік тому +2

      Fully agree 👍

  • @simonpatterson3288
    @simonpatterson3288 Рік тому +8

    This was the sketch which Atkinson employed to get into the Cambridge Footlights. Simply brilliant.

    • @steveosborne2297
      @steveosborne2297 Рік тому +2

      Although it is a copy of a Will Hay stand-up routine from about 40 years earlier

    • @electrowavez1680
      @electrowavez1680 Рік тому

      @@steveosborne2297what was the routine?

    • @steveosborne2297
      @steveosborne2297 Рік тому

      @@electrowavez1680 It’s basically the same sketch that Will Hay used on the music halls in the 1920s and 30s .
      As a headmaster he will stand at a lectern on the stage and read out a roll call of boys names which got progressively sillier .
      You might even be able to find a video of it on UA-cam as Will Hay did do this on telly in the 1950s as far as I can remember

  • @anothertime1282
    @anothertime1282 2 роки тому +42

    Those of us who went to an English boys-only school in the 60s will have gone through this kind of thing every day.

    • @notharry
      @notharry 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, and my name is Potter....

  • @Jojoseahorse
    @Jojoseahorse 11 років тому +46

    You are absolutely right! He can say a totally non-dirty word and make it sound obscene! Genius indeed. I hadn't seen this since it first aired, and revisiting it now, I still laugh my ass off :)

  • @MartinKillips
    @MartinKillips 4 місяці тому +1

    One of the great scripts and performances at the Secret Policeman's Ball. He was at Uppingham School when I was at Oakham School and were in the same year. We must have rubbed shoulders as we played rugby, cricket and hockey against each other all the time, but I don't, sadly, recall his face - and it isn't one you're likely to forget!

  • @hinakomalin
    @hinakomalin 11 років тому +15

    I love the way how he does the improvisations with one member shouting out during the role call.

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames 2 роки тому +4

      The headmaster shut him down right quick.

  • @johngore5127
    @johngore5127 2 роки тому +7

    The comedic equivalency of a comic genius making the reading of phone book funny. Not many of them around anymore.

  • @harrytd
    @harrytd Рік тому +9

    Ah, I remember Masters exactly like this. That perfect mix of disdain and despair backed up by rapier wit and untrammeled confidence in their authority. It kept horrible boys like me in fear and awe. Do they still exist? I hope so.

    • @gdj6298
      @gdj6298 Рік тому +1

      Plus the ability to whirl round from the blackboard and hurl the chalk at any offender, all in one sudden, pinpoint move !

    • @tricia5792
      @tricia5792 9 місяців тому

      ​​@@gdj6298I had a headmistress like that (every time I see Professor McGonagall I think of her)! The magnificent Miss Holden was her name - and she was a dead shot whether with a bit of chalk, a chalkboard eraser or her acid tongue. God bless her 😂

    • @MichaelKingsfordGray
      @MichaelKingsfordGray 6 місяців тому

      Yes. In Australia.

    • @sureshot8399
      @sureshot8399 2 місяці тому

      @@tricia5792 I know a mountie here in Canada that was called into a school to arrest a teacher who had thrown a blackboard eraser at a pupil and killed him. He was convicted of manslaughter. Lucky not to get done for murder really. Nothing like that happens anymore thankfully.

  • @trickykid73
    @trickykid73 8 років тому +27

    Its so funny . Always a Nancy Boy Potter or a Elsworth Beast-major in an English school lol .

    • @notesl5576
      @notesl5576 6 років тому +1

      Paul Hewett Oh so those were real names? 😂

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 4 роки тому +3

      Having a long talk with Undermanager for bullying Zob

  • @dsd310580
    @dsd310580 3 роки тому +6

    An unknown Rowan Atkinson in 1979 in the sketch that made him a star overnight.

  • @johnsheldon7862
    @johnsheldon7862 2 роки тому +3

    Saw this live brilliant

  • @CapitalBhoy78
    @CapitalBhoy78 11 років тому +8

    Absolutely hysterical! Rowan Atkinson = Comedy Legend.

  • @MultiSunra
    @MultiSunra 7 років тому +6

    Remins me of a sketch of the Dutch comedian Toon Hermans Voorzitter 'Ons Genoegen' witch was from 1968 ( also seen on UA-cam), still the Rowan Atkinsons scetch is hilarius.

  • @beldengi
    @beldengi 8 років тому +65

    This is much funnier than his "dirty" version.

  • @captainblue8258
    @captainblue8258 7 років тому +32

    NIBBLE! LEAVE ORIFICE ALONE! Lol XD the funniest part!

  • @edgarallanpoe1822
    @edgarallanpoe1822 5 років тому +2

    That’s the highest summit of the British humor,Rowan Atkinson

  • @Skraeling1000
    @Skraeling1000 11 років тому +15

    Comedy gold, purest fecking 110% gold.

  • @eingelvf
    @eingelvf 10 років тому +23

    he is the best!!!

  • @footynutdyl
    @footynutdyl 11 років тому +3

    I have not laughed like I did when watching this in a long long time. Definitely being bookmarked.

  • @TamiJoeris-ge5dg
    @TamiJoeris-ge5dg 9 місяців тому

    My favorote sketch from this live show is the one where he keeps making those noises while he was talking to John Cleeses character. Lol!

  • @SLane249
    @SLane249 2 роки тому +4

    10 years old and still brilliant"

    • @LeoDragon34
      @LeoDragon34 Рік тому +1

      10 years old? This sketch was first performed in 1979. It’s 44 years old. And still brilliant.

  • @kirkscudder8827
    @kirkscudder8827 9 років тому +12

    Brilliant!!!!

  • @martinpatrick9915
    @martinpatrick9915 Рік тому +1

    A very young Rowan Atkinson.

  • @CodenameEternity
    @CodenameEternity 12 років тому +12

    Most of this sketch is a play on words. Rowan Atkinson is known for making any word funny by the way he says it. Plectrum (one would assume) would have said something about the 'Headmaster' not being allowed to 'tweak' him and being asked whether he has a solicitor is one way of saying Plectrum can't do anything about it.

  • @OlafProt
    @OlafProt 4 місяці тому

    Years later (about 1987) when VHS was oh so briefly king, my friends and I would learn this word for word. Haemoglobin was the one for us.
    Quite extraordinary how Rowan makes pretty standard words hysterical. And some funny words, funnier. I think you have to have gone through what he is lampooning, to lampoon it so effectively. So much of this will have actually been said.

  • @georgenorris2657
    @georgenorris2657 2 роки тому +9

    Years of experience of education made this sketch

  • @BenBanjo87
    @BenBanjo87 Рік тому +4

    "NIBBLE! Leave - Orifice - alooone!"

  • @letsparty2night
    @letsparty2night 5 років тому +1

    My favorite actor is Rowan atkinson

  • @saenmaroCN
    @saenmaroCN 11 років тому +6

    when i came here i was thinking he's going talk! HEEEEEEEEE GONNA TALK ABOUT SOMETHING JUST TO BE FUNNY ? HE DONT NEED IT !

  • @jackal59
    @jackal59 Рік тому +1

    Someone was commenting on confusing bits, and I think part of that may be that this was assembled from two different performances. When he lists the names of those who need to see him afterward or who did something in particular, he says names that aren't in the roll call ("German," "Quibbing"). Also, one camera seems to visibly hit the end of its film reel (at 5:03 before the cut to "NIBBLE!"), and his shirt collar is in a different position between the stage-right and stage-left cameras.

    • @JamesPoole007
      @JamesPoole007 Рік тому

      Also the section with Williams Witchly Wocket has been cut

    • @VonBlade
      @VonBlade 10 місяців тому

      Not quibbing, cribbing. As in, copying each other. Although the rest of your points are valid (and for anyone curious, the play with a joke in it is "Comedy of Errors in which two people look alike. Twice".

  • @andrewcdavies
    @andrewcdavies 4 роки тому +3

    A comedic genius.

  • @Kerbeygrip
    @Kerbeygrip Рік тому +1

    I was there!

  • @grytlappar
    @grytlappar 8 років тому +15

    Am I crazy or does he look exactly like he did in the mid 80s?

  • @patton303
    @patton303 3 роки тому +5

    He was 24 here. A very old 24 year old.

  • @cmasseylynch
    @cmasseylynch 10 років тому +17

    ah the well dressed sadists in british public schools......funny sketch,thanks.

  • @alelooooooya
    @alelooooooya 7 років тому +6

    1:05 I have a detention book
    2:48 haha

  • @jackal59
    @jackal59 11 років тому +21

    4:09 or so - it's just for a second or two, but he's corpsing.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 9 років тому +14

      jackal59 I prefer to view it as the smirk of a man who has firmly put a boy in his rightful place.

    • @notesl5576
      @notesl5576 6 років тому

      He's laughing inside LMAO I CANT HAHAHHAHA

    • @TobiasRobertson
      @TobiasRobertson 6 років тому +5

      The control though, the way he forces his muscles into that scowl after, masterful!

    • @pix046
      @pix046 6 років тому +3

      Just part of the overall performance.

  • @notesl5576
    @notesl5576 6 років тому +3

    At 4:07 HE'S LAUGHING INSIDE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @musicninjawarrior
    @musicninjawarrior 13 років тому +1

    Brilliant

  • @AlonsoRules
    @AlonsoRules 11 місяців тому

    The full list is missing

  • @ginonovanta
    @ginonovanta 4 роки тому +2

    being italian i didn't understand this like i did the dirty names one

  • @BradB2
    @BradB2 10 років тому +3

    5:11 LOL!

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 8 років тому +3

    5:07 LOL

  • @captainblue8258
    @captainblue8258 7 років тому +6

    5:08 lol XD

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 3 роки тому +1

    Yup, Matron!!

  • @Jules-1791
    @Jules-1791 12 років тому +2

    yes he is ^.^

  • @stephenfox6078
    @stephenfox6078 8 років тому +7

    Great skit. Almost as funny as the "no one called jones" one.

  • @BenSimpson1998
    @BenSimpson1998 12 років тому +3

    Pause at 5:07

  • @alanbicker9417
    @alanbicker9417 3 роки тому +2

    My school to a T!

  • @stephaniehand503
    @stephaniehand503 2 роки тому

    great

  • @nealchi
    @nealchi 11 років тому +1

    Yes

  • @scottgalpin7044
    @scottgalpin7044 6 років тому +1

    Do you have a solicitor plectrum...

  • @marksadler8521
    @marksadler8521 5 місяців тому

    Zob....absent. Is a reference to Unman, Wittering and Zigo

  • @SwampPhyre
    @SwampPhyre 3 роки тому +2

    N I B B L E ! ! !

  • @williamwaynflete6336
    @williamwaynflete6336 Рік тому

    Spiritual successor to Alan Bennett's "Forty Years On"?

  • @reded1905
    @reded1905 7 місяців тому +1

    But if you are Rowan Atkinson, it tweren't nothing.

  • @zankyalbo2208
    @zankyalbo2208 Рік тому +1

    In another version, he calls out to, "Mydick" , "Has anyone seen Mydick".

    • @steveforest8385
      @steveforest8385 11 місяців тому

      Surely Mycock would be better because it's a real surname.

    • @petereast3316
      @petereast3316 2 місяці тому

      We had a Mycock at my junior school, so imagine the hysterics when the headmaster announced, with as much aplomb as possible, during assembly " My secretary would like to see Mycock."
      True story!

  • @deanpeng7854
    @deanpeng7854 5 років тому +5

    I don't think rowan was trying not to laugh at all. If you watched many of his interviews, you can tell that he is really serious when he is having a performance.

  • @bradlittle8047
    @bradlittle8047 3 роки тому

    Haha legend ❤

  • @xtraspecialmango
    @xtraspecialmango 3 роки тому +1

    Bibble?

  • @woody2shoes64
    @woody2shoes64 Рік тому +1

    NIBBLE!!!! Leave Orifice alone!😂

  • @captainblue8258
    @captainblue8258 7 років тому +1

    Funny video

  • @alidapellegrini7671
    @alidapellegrini7671 3 роки тому

    Presente professore Rowan😂

  • @timomastosalo
    @timomastosalo 4 роки тому +4

    Ainsley (? is this right? if so, why would it be funny - English isn't my mother tongue)
    Babcock
    Bland (probably wants it written Blande - less… common place)
    Carthorse (heard first Hearthorse)
    Didnt (?)
    Elseworth-Beast Major
    Elseworth-Beast Minor
    Hemoglobine (Haemoglobine)
    Kosygin
    Loudhailer
    Muttock
    Nancyboy-Potter
    Nibble
    Orifice
    Plectrum
    Poince
    Sediment
    Soda
    Tare
    Undermanager
    Zob
    Correct my spelling if you will, I'm especailly curious how the two Elseworth Beasts would be written: can there be a name like
    Smythe-Brown-Jones(-Major)?
    Yep, you'll get a football team of them.
    Imagine their pride when they have their name on the jersey!

    • @RO8s
      @RO8s 2 роки тому +1

      It's a reference to the elder and younger brothers. The elder brother is always called Major, the younger Minor and if there is a third at the school at the same time (as sometime happens with the Catholic families) he is called Minimus.
      Very unusual to have two brothers in the same class (year) so I guess we're talking twins here...

    • @sirknight1399
      @sirknight1399 2 роки тому +1

      @@RO8s Or the third brother might be called Tertius.

    • @RO8s
      @RO8s 2 роки тому

      @@sirknight1399 Yes, you are right, but not at either of my schools! Possibly somewhere snotty like Eton... :))

  • @orestisconstantinou5707
    @orestisconstantinou5707 5 років тому +1

    Hercules Balls

  • @mcduffxyz
    @mcduffxyz Рік тому

    OMG! So Funny!

  • @GemDlareme13
    @GemDlareme13 11 років тому +3

    it is an honor: the bean

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 років тому +1

    A shame Rowan didn't do this in Not the Nine O'clock News.

  • @izabellaSands
    @izabellaSands Місяць тому

    Right , quiet please , genius is on stage 😊

  • @nealchi
    @nealchi 11 років тому +1

    Is it the writing or the performance - or are they the same thing?

    • @SteveChisnall
      @SteveChisnall 8 років тому +8

      It's in the delivery. What sells this sketch is Atkinson's ability to make even the most otherwise dull and boring of words into hilarious sounding side-splitters entirely by how he uses vocal inflections when pronouncing the words. You can't convey that in print, it takes someone like Atkinson, who has an instinctive and intuitive knack for finding the right inflections to use to make the material funny. That's NOT a dig at the writer, it just means that the writer intended for this sketch to be performed ONLY by comedians who could do his writing justice.

  • @ComradeCommissarYuri
    @ComradeCommissarYuri 3 роки тому +5

    “If it was meant to be funny.. he would have put a joke in it”
    Is Rowan talking about his lil sketch here?!?!

  • @DanHarrisonKing
    @DanHarrisonKing 2 роки тому +3

    Has anyone ever told him, he looks the spitting image of that Mr Bean?

  • @JupiterThunder
    @JupiterThunder 7 місяців тому

    Elsworth-Beast-Major

  • @dushanjayathissa2724
    @dushanjayathissa2724 6 років тому

    Really funny names, but who are the names of the girls with the high pitch laughs in the show? Can you name them?.

  • @tsuntakcheung9437
    @tsuntakcheung9437 8 років тому +4

    Hemoglobins

  • @miguel1019061571
    @miguel1019061571 12 років тому +1

    mr bean!

  • @GirlPlastix
    @GirlPlastix 4 місяці тому +1

    Harry Nancy Boy Potter

  • @timomastosalo
    @timomastosalo 4 роки тому

    Wonder if Nancyboy-Potter is related to Harry Potter, on his mother's side?

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 2 роки тому

      JK Rowling was a kid when this was made. What are you talking about? Or are you referring to Big D?

  • @tdsims1963
    @tdsims1963 2 роки тому

    "horrid little top..."
    🤣🤣🤣!!

    • @rhiac9114
      @rhiac9114 2 роки тому +1

      'Horrid little twerp ' I think 😄

  • @rayticket605
    @rayticket605 3 місяці тому

    Would.nt be allowed today.how crazy.it s comedy for goodness sake.poor benny hill .one of the funniest men who ever lived.❤

  • @robzyveale
    @robzyveale 12 років тому +2

    I don't get all these jokes... why would plectrum need a solicitor? sorry, my english is approximate...

    • @VonBlade
      @VonBlade 6 років тому +2

      If Plectrum has a solicitor, the teacher wont beat him too badly. If he hasn't...

  • @rockydavis94
    @rockydavis94 9 місяців тому

    He doesn’t look 24!

  • @lesliemackay7853
    @lesliemackay7853 3 роки тому

    Ah, I miss school? Americans want these things to have fully automatic weapons and a free fire zone?

  • @MrUnmutual2014
    @MrUnmutual2014 2 роки тому

    Nibble?............NIBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @steve.b.23
      @steve.b.23 4 місяці тому

      LEAVE... ORIFICE... ALONE!!!

  • @paulfallon7038
    @paulfallon7038 2 місяці тому

    When mentioning their essays he refers to “Jones, M.” However no such person is mentioned on the register? How queer!

  • @dubleM7
    @dubleM7 12 років тому +5

    There are no obvious jokes. So yes unfortunately you do have to be English to be able to laugh at this.

  • @mrkimble2618
    @mrkimble2618 3 роки тому

    Zob

  • @michaelturner5443
    @michaelturner5443 Рік тому

    British comedy at its very best