It’s wild cuz she had a small part in the movie ‘Satanic Panic’ and she wasn’t bad. I watched it without my glasses off and I didn’t even know it was her lol. Maybe she’s only good with other people’s material.
To be honest It seems her UA-cam vids aren’t as annoying as all the vines and shit she was in with Lele and other insta “comedians”. So at least there’s that
It’s like your sad 30-year-old aunt trying to relate to the kids. And I can say that as a sad 32-year-old aunt trying to relate to the kids with this comment.
Eh, I’d say it’s a reach to say that she ripped off his album cover. The font isn’t really the same and Hi, how are you is a phrase everyone says on a regular basis. I doubt she even knows who he is or anything about his album.
ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very hot and big UA-camr girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 de*d orangutans oh nooo)! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid nai
I am not a good idea to have a conversation with you. I will not sure about that I have a look at the moment. The other side of 7, I have a marathon to be able to make a good time to get the cheapest price for your email
Didn't they completely disprove that the 'Cyber Truck' was bulletproof? By, you know... smashing the window during a demonstration. As an aside, I'd be far more concerned that Elon Musk could get into my car. Zombie horde? No problem. Richest incel in the world who 'reinvented' himself with hair plugs, breeding prolifically, and and publicly shaming his girlfriends? *shudder*
@Elisa Castro Yes, I understand that dichotomy, Elisa. I said he reinvented himself. When he had enough money, his first thought was to change the way he looked though medical procedures. He didn't need to do that, but the money wasn't attracting the kind of women he felt he 'deserved'. He has maintained an 'incel mentality', but perhaps I should have used another term and spelt out exactly how much he behaves as though he resents women.
Her "hi, how are you" merch is a literal rip-off of Daniel Johnston, an actual artist's well-known album art and murals. She can't even bother to pay someone to make original merch designs
I don't know why but she reminds me of Azzyland or whatever her name was. Those family friendly reaction channels which reacted to the most boring videos and then they managed to make it even more boring and cringeworthy after they did 'little stutters' or said 'uwu' ina cute voice
She clearly feels apathetic towards the idea of "commentary videos"; however, she tried (and failed) to produce this content and, waste money while doing so. It's just sad. Are UA-camrs this desperate for views? I mean, set your priorities straight. Why waste time doing something you don't enjoy that will not get you anywhere? This is why I'm never going to be a UA-camr. Good luck all creators. You will need it.
@Breana Magiya But why UA-cam? Their videos seem so uninspired and phlegmatic. There are a plethora of jobs on the market. UA-cam isn't their only option.
strxwberry x shortcxke well it’s not their fault. I mean yeah, James is quite attractive to most people, but they just simply do not find him attractive. Even I know that and I’m a stuffed fucking bear
I know, late to the party, I think she has said that she is part Greek and proud about it so she must be doing that because we use that as a greeting in Greece, to show that oh I'm like the Greeks. With that pronunciation though, oh honey no
Gosh the way she delivered it too was so cringe...literally went too school with someone like this and it was awful. You just know that they are trying way too hard to be "edgy" or "relatable" and just come across as uncomfortable and fake. Especially when they need EVERYONE to know that they are greek (or any other nationality) or that they like the same thing that someone JUST brought up. Like we get it. I went to a greek school so literally everyone was the same which made their actions so much worse XD
Unpopular opinion, but I think James is by far the most engaging and funny of them. Would be sad if they actually did fall out though, but I think everything's fine.
Yo we are so used to throw the word “cringe” around so much .. but my guy.. when she said she got a tattoo because of 11m on Tiktok?! I felt that shit in my bones .. these people are so detached from reality ..
6:56 why does that look like it's something from roblox. I remember a car from jailbreak (when I still played roblox/ig when jailbreak was actually popular) that looks almost identical.
5:10 Yeah, Prince Andrew is definitely next to go. Queen Elizabeth has already proved herself to be immortal. She’s gonna outlive all her children at this rate.
@Elisa Castro It was a joke. I was being satirical about how some American textbooks teach the subject of the civil war so lightly/one-sided, and a lot of times african history isn't included at all either. I'm sorry you took me as being genuine though, I didn't mean offense.
When you're kinda early and you go straight to the comments to comment something quirky but you didn't even watch the video yet so you should probably watch the video first but then you won't be early anymore because 10 mins and 7 seconds would have passed and then you have no chance of getting noticed 👁👄👁
James didn’t mention that he’s trilingual.
Get the guns, get the bombs, get the food, it’s war.
Izukx THE END IS APPROACHING! **HYPERVENTILATES**
*guns and ships and so the balance shifts*
@@soop266 ...we rendezvous with Rochambeau
@@whatthefl0ck consolidate their gifts
And get the bulletproof syber truck
I don’t think tik tokers realize that UA-cam is an extremely different platform lmfao
Yuppp
They do not.
She's been on UA-cam longer than tiktok. She originally came from vine
Rhiannon M that true
@@rhiannonm6022 k.
Did no one notice she has a script in front of her...and its still terrible.
Yeah
MaidenHellXO time stamp?
Thats probably why
It’s wild cuz she had a small part in the movie ‘Satanic Panic’ and she wasn’t bad. I watched it without my glasses off and I didn’t even know it was her lol. Maybe she’s only good with other people’s material.
Amber Nicole and in Tyler Perry movie “Boo 2”
She literally never stayed on a topic longer than 1 minute..how is it commentary when it’s...that?
Agreed
Yeah Jesus Christ she cannot focus one one thing for more than 30 seconds
@@scruffyjams2910 my teachers in my report:
@@scruffyjams2910 That's what he said
Commentary? What commentary?
..All I got from those videos was that she can use a blender.
James is not wrong with Prince Andrew
Jim Marriott: assassin of Buckinghamshire
@Jackson Smith I'm pretty sure the Royal family disowned him or summit, and even if the assassin was caught he'd walk free with a light sentence
@Jackson Smith it's joke, he's saying that Andrew will get Epsteined
@Jackson Smith he could yes... but James isnt the nonce, so i think he'll be sound
@Jackson Smith yeh true very true, you're not wrong. But james has big lad George, so again, he'll be sound x
I feel like Hannah Stocking is like a real life manifestation of what a child's mind thinks being an adult is.
😂😂so true
👌
yesss
Yep
Holy shit you put it into words 🤣
H-he..d-didn't.. mention he was... trilingual...
I know right
He’s trilingual?!
Great profile pic💜
@@katl7493 Why thank you 😌 I'm assuming you're an ARMY?
@@vinu_veralu yes😂
To be honest It seems her UA-cam vids aren’t as annoying as all the vines and shit she was in with Lele and other insta “comedians”. So at least there’s that
why is ur pfp my sleep paralysis demon
shigaraki is beautiful no! shigaraki is a murderer!
Her commentary is a crossover of troom troom and Lily Singh
Can't be Lily Singh, she hasn't mentioned that she's a bisexual woman of colour yet :/
Omg yes!!!!
OMG WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE?🤣
Last time I was this early we didn’t know you had gold flecks in your hazel eyes
tyler lmaooolmaoooo
Or that he’s trilingual
so never ??
he is quadlingual in fact
Polcemane Cuck and simp buster ikr
James makes jokes about being unappealing like his girlfriend isn't one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen
I SAW HER AND I WAS BLOWN AWAY. sooooo jealous of how beautiful and talented she is.
What does _her_ being pretty have to do with _his_ appearance tho 👁👄👁
@@solus8685 because usually round where I'm from 'pretty' girls only day 'pretty' guys. It's probs the same for everyone else
@@Josieeeeeeeeeee do any of you have a picture of her or a link to one? I’m new and I wanna know what she looks like
It’s like your sad 30-year-old aunt trying to relate to the kids. And I can say that as a sad 32-year-old aunt trying to relate to the kids with this comment.
I can say that as a sad 38 year old aunt and mom trying to relate to the kids 😂
as a teen these comments have made me do the funny, and, therefore, you have succeeded
as a teen, you have succeeded
😂😂😂😂 love your comment
This is big funni
She’s trying so hard, it’s difficult to watch.
Do you love me..
@@liamb8940 fotr night
@@liamb8940 fort nigt
Skye ?? What
@@liamb8940 fiRsT oF all, do YOU love meh .-.
She is trying so hard to be “i’m more than my looks” type of girl but she’s failing miserably
She does have degrees in both Biology and Chemistry tho 👀
@@a.carneirozhu8104 From what school?
@@alexpirela4763 Dominican University of California, i think, but you should probably double check :p
She’s not even that pretty
Yo guys, take a shot every time she stays on a topic for longer than three seconds!
i'd be drunk lmao
Well it’s not a drinking game if you only drink like twice though.
@@363_irene7 I don't think you understand the rules of the game...
Nah I don't want to die drinking
I don’t hate my liver that much
So she just ripped off Daniel Johnston’s “Hi, how are you” album cover for her merch? She really couldn’t come up with anything else? 🤦♀️
I thought she was just wearing some like knock off merch of his and I was so shocked to see she actually made that for herself
Exactly I thought she was wearing merch and was like cool she knows who he is wtf
wow i just checked out daniel johnston. heartbreaking music to start the day off. thanks for sending this genius my way!
Eh, I’d say it’s a reach to say that she ripped off his album cover. The font isn’t really the same and Hi, how are you is a phrase everyone says on a regular basis. I doubt she even knows who he is or anything about his album.
I just got a commercial in spanish. NOT EVERYONE IS TRILINGUAL JAMES!
ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very hot and big UA-camr girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 de*d orangutans oh nooo)! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid nai
@@AxxLAfriku bruh what
laughing in bilingualism
AxxL child what😭
lmao i speak 4 languages fluently, portuguese, english, tetum and indonesian, fight me 😎
That hi, how are you t-shirt looks like a rip of the Daniel Johnston hi, how are you t-shirt. Just without the drawing of the frog. I'm triggrreddddd
isn’t hi how are you a jeffree Star saying anyway? did she just c and p a racist?
@@ejlynne I have no idea lol, it just reminded me of Daniel Johnston and I miss him
I am not a good idea to have a conversation with you. I will not sure about that I have a look at the moment. The other side of 7, I have a marathon to be able to make a good time to get the cheapest price for your email
DISGUSTANG! Wut?
i was about to comment the same thing. I'm livid
She’s like the person that always got the participation trophy
I want a shirt that says “ther haz bin an attempt” so I can wear it while watching Hannah’s videos
I got a stroke reading that sentence
ah yes, i love it when people have a seizure mid-sentence
POV:your seeing if someone actually said “Murder Hornets”
5:08 well that didn’t really age well
as a member of the 'People named Hannah' Union, I declare that she’s not our responsibility
Hey um do you need bleach
@@salt-freesalt u need some salt bro?
@@lucacocozza yes please
@@salt-freesalt go to a fortnite party near u. U should find tooooonnns there
Xddd lollll😂😂😂😁👏💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She reminds me of the "dear fat people" woman who else sees it ?
She sounds like shes being held in a basement, being forced to make bad commentary videos for content
James do you know anything about this?
She thinks blindness can be solved with a brain transplant?
I'd love to see that work out for someone once
On one hand, eyes are just extensions of the brain.
On the other hand, that's... A lot of work just to get functional eyes.
Didn't they completely disprove that the 'Cyber Truck' was bulletproof? By, you know... smashing the window during a demonstration. As an aside, I'd be far more concerned that Elon Musk could get into my car. Zombie horde? No problem. Richest incel in the world who 'reinvented' himself with hair plugs, breeding prolifically, and and publicly shaming his girlfriends? *shudder*
Oh dam I remember that, lol
@Elisa Castro Yes, I understand that dichotomy, Elisa. I said he reinvented himself. When he had enough money, his first thought was to change the way he looked though medical procedures. He didn't need to do that, but the money wasn't attracting the kind of women he felt he 'deserved'. He has maintained an 'incel mentality', but perhaps I should have used another term and spelt out exactly how much he behaves as though he resents women.
@@NoYeahNah What did he say about his girlfriends?
Her "hi, how are you" merch is a literal rip-off of Daniel Johnston, an actual artist's well-known album art and murals. She can't even bother to pay someone to make original merch designs
I don't know why but she reminds me of Azzyland or whatever her name was. Those family friendly reaction channels which reacted to the most boring videos and then they managed to make it even more boring and cringeworthy after they did 'little stutters' or said 'uwu' ina cute voice
Yeah, those kinds of channels are annoying as hell
@@kiwi1947 yeah
azzyland was boring but so sweet. she’s so nice and it’s sad that ppl sexual is her, a CHILDRENS ENTERTAINER. i hate the internet.
Josie J have you seen her music video. I’m a stuffed bear and I’m disturbed
@@Josieeeeeeeeeee She dresses in an inappropriate way on purpose tho
She clearly feels apathetic towards the idea of "commentary videos"; however, she tried (and failed) to produce this content and, waste money while doing so. It's just sad.
Are UA-camrs this desperate for views? I mean, set your priorities straight. Why waste time doing something you don't enjoy that will not get you anywhere? This is why I'm never going to be a UA-camr.
Good luck all creators. You will need it.
@Breana Magiya But why UA-cam? Their videos seem so uninspired and phlegmatic. There are a plethora of jobs on the market. UA-cam isn't their only option.
@Breana Magiya I understand your point. But is it really easy if your job causes significant stress and despair?
I miss you
yes
Miss you too
thx boo
aaron i think that we should leave of relationship like this i think i like joshua goes rose im sorry
the joke about which royal family member would die first aged very well.....I never thought James could be wrong
James: "I'm allowed to say I'm not attractive"
Me, who wanted to say something totally not family friendly about how I find him attractive: oh... okay
Eh idk I dont see it oh well lol
mic nik then you clearly don’t stan him 😾
strxwberry x shortcxke well it’s not their fault. I mean yeah, James is quite attractive to most people, but they just simply do not find him attractive. Even I know that and I’m a stuffed fucking bear
Google “hi how are you Austin” and youll see this isn’t even an original merch idea
It was created by Daniel Johnston, who deserves all the credit.
@@alisaishere thank you! Rip Daniel
She reminds me of someone who thinks being ditzy is cute.
Yeah🤣☠️
That point where she was face timing her friend and they started off by calling each other "malaka" that's Greek for wanker🤣
I thought I was the only one who heard that 😂 like wtf?
I know, late to the party, I think she has said that she is part Greek and proud about it so she must be doing that because we use that as a greeting in Greece, to show that oh I'm like the Greeks. With that pronunciation though, oh honey no
Gosh the way she delivered it too was so cringe...literally went too school with someone like this and it was awful. You just know that they are trying way too hard to be "edgy" or "relatable" and just come across as uncomfortable and fake. Especially when they need EVERYONE to know that they are greek (or any other nationality) or that they like the same thing that someone JUST brought up. Like we get it. I went to a greek school so literally everyone was the same which made their actions so much worse XD
She is not that bad
....
She doesnt say she's latina all the time
...and she wasn't a dick to one of her friends...but she still ain't funny
well she cant say it 👁👄👁
yeah but she is always mentioning her greek heritage, like in this phone call with that dude she said "hey malaka" 🤦🏻♀️
Elon gets sued for falsely calling some one a P3do.
Hannah : _hes_ _my_ *hero*
at least in her “commentary videos” she’s less annoying and seems more human than her skits
The unsure “I’m good thanks” was James after he was kicked from the eboys and everyone asked how he was.
@Dan Sullivan
When did I ask?
"Who wants to bet on which royal family member will die first? My money's on Prince Andrew. It would be strange if he randomly died."
I -AM JUSTICE!
I miss you, James. Please rejoin the Eboys - it’s sad if you’ve fallen out.
It makes me sad.
I think it is fake just to see fans reaction
What happened
he didnt leave, alex said it on live last night bc he felt bad
this is true i see no LIES
Unpopular opinion, but I think James is by far the most engaging and funny of them. Would be sad if they actually did fall out though, but I think everything's fine.
I miss you :(
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone’s daughter - 4:54
I miss u jimbo
There ARE bugs on strawberries though. That's why you WASH THEM.
its so weird hearing Hannah Stocking speaking normally and not just screaming.
My friend is called Lana and she doesn’t here the end of it
Like lana del ray?
I thought Iana starts with an i
LightDeathguy .........I-
Elipsaun Films ana
@@theguythatasked6400 ?
james: "i dont have a love life"
aria: "what am i to you? air?
For anyone who doesnt know Hanna’s merch “hi how are you” “I’m good thanks” is a tattoo on her right and left feet
She literally isn’t funny and is trying too hard 😂
Me: gets annoyed if I have 1 text notification
James: *has 229 messages*
Also his battery percentage is really low and that bothers me
Same
5:07 - You got the wrong Duke James. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
This is the youtube equivalent of "She doesn't even go here!"
James: *bangs head on table*
Him, but small: ✌🏻😏
✨Well, she isn’t a trilingual king✨
Imagine calling yourself ugly but low key being funnier than an 11M subs tiktoker lmao
James says he’s not attractive but low key he’s the type of Englishman I was looking for when I moved to the UK 😂😂😂😂
James uploads:
Everyone: LETS GO STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENTS
Sillyplayx so original
yessir-
P H R O G
he asked us to comment
Bruh how does this man not have 2 million subs yet? He’s one of the most relevant commentary youtubers out there I honestly thought he was there
9:31 why is no one talking about that voice crack
Last time I was this early, we didn’t know you were trilingual
Well it was good ol’ Prince Philly who hit the sack first
I’ve been having a tough time lately, so seeing your video really made my day. Thanks James! =)
Hannah: Hi how are you?
James: O F F E N S I V E
Yo we are so used to throw the word “cringe” around so much .. but my guy.. when she said she got a tattoo because of 11m on Tiktok?! I felt that shit in my bones .. these people are so detached from reality ..
she’s not bad, just boring. an average influencer.
why does James talk about his lonely love life completely disregarding arias existence
aria is FUMING
I think its just a joke
@@leonithecreature8734 that's the- never mind...
Nada Kay don’t judge
I'm sorry he mentioned the royal family in a certain way
I apologize for laughing
I miss u 🥺🥺
only instagram will understand
😼😎
font give it AWAY
@@emilyj9886 🤟
I missed the stream, what occurred!
@@raptorgorl8807 something happened so now we miss him :(
He’s not fat, he’s THICC
James, we all miss you, the eboys will not be the same with out you. I hope you decide to rejoin
before they replace you with Steven or Bald Marten
i miss u james :,(
6:56 why does that look like it's something from roblox. I remember a car from jailbreak (when I still played roblox/ig when jailbreak was actually popular) that looks almost identical.
Just gonna go out and randomly say this but yo,James you've inspired me to create my own UA-cam channel
Bruh, how did you manage to get that many views?
@@justwillis I'm just as shocked as u my guy, like my content rn isn't amazing and is still in its baby phase, I have no idea
@@jayblader-justvibin9443 most likely due to you talkin bout relevant topics, but either way good luck my guy
5:10 Yeah, Prince Andrew is definitely next to go. Queen Elizabeth has already proved herself to be immortal. She’s gonna outlive all her children at this rate.
Didn't her mother live to be over 100?
James: "it's about the world, it should have a global view"
American public school system: *that's where you're wrong, bucko.*
Remember kids, Africa stopped existing after we 'real' Americans beat the big mean southern rascists and fixed slavery forever 🙃
@Elisa Castro It was a joke. I was being satirical about how some American textbooks teach the subject of the civil war so lightly/one-sided, and a lot of times african history isn't included at all either. I'm sorry you took me as being genuine though, I didn't mean offense.
Hannah stocking is like mixing a vine star with a Karen with white girl
Murder hornets
I like money
everyone not on James's live wondering why we're all commenting we miss him👁️👄👁️
“You can swap it out. It can solve....blindness.”
Hannah. Blindness is your eyes babe....
"Hi how are you?" needs a comma
we miss you xoxo
pls rejoin the eboys or ill steal otto
THIS IS A THREAT JAMES
james im still pissed u never made that series where u made songs ab youtubers, we need a nikocado song
When you can guess the title from 'hannah stocking is........'
Did you know he's...
⭐TRILINGUAL⭐
Yes, yes I did😔
i got an ad for the bottle-o at the start of this video and that kind of sums up how hannah and lele make me feel.
please stop saying "I'll catch you next time" in the end of your videos. I'm running for a reason, James.
i didn't this time
@@JamesMarriott u betrayed me ✋😔
@@seal285 😂
5:07 well that didn't age well
i miss u 💗
It was prince philip who died I won the bet
dad didn’t bless her with the funny genetics
Oh shoot, I thought you said “furry genes” furry kids are shaking-
Jesus? Why are you here?
Krimzyn im everywhere
I mean I’m not a Christian so if you ask me not really
When you're kinda early and you go straight to the comments to comment something quirky but you didn't even watch the video yet so you should probably watch the video first but then you won't be early anymore because 10 mins and 7 seconds would have passed and then you have no chance of getting noticed 👁👄👁
Some one tell me why, when she called her mate they both opened with malaka (sorts like the Greek version of wanker)
The passion of James’s kiss to that poster😍😍😍
“Give you some pasta salad” y’all...you can’t get more white than that😭✋
Your thumbnails are like if deep fried memes had a child with a reaction channel
00:26 ✨una latina✨ I literally spit my water
*comment saying james is attractive*
🚫🎣
saying james is attractive