Onyx the Fortuitous Answers The Web's Most Searched Questions

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  • @peterk7931
    @peterk7931 Рік тому +340

    I just want to say, this push for the 19th has been classic Onyx at his best.

    • @simonhilling
      @simonhilling Рік тому +6

      Absolutely! So much effort in the skits and they've ALL been hilarious 😆

    • @heathmerz4760
      @heathmerz4760 Рік тому +2

      I'm glad these hilarious promos came out and reminded me about it. I just bought my tickets.

  • @VividPagan
    @VividPagan Рік тому +316

    Please. No one dispel my belief that he's actually like this 24/7.

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 Рік тому +34

      Absolutely. He used to work at Arby’s and when a car crashed through his store the news interviewed him about it. His wacky personality brought him internet fame!

    • @VividPagan
      @VividPagan Рік тому +5

      @@timmiller1 - Thank you, kind sir.

    • @Affektlv
      @Affektlv Рік тому +25

      @@VividPagan Yeah hes been an avid Halloween Pail fucker for like a decade now as well!

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 Рік тому +11

      @@smoli sir, you’ve misunderstood the assignment.

    • @ElSandwich777
      @ElSandwich777 Рік тому +8

      I’ll never forget that time he got caught with a copy of BrotherSister by What’s In The Bag.
      Bet he hit Arbys hard after that.

  • @DaTwinkie405
    @DaTwinkie405 Рік тому +69

    "You gonna fuck a bucket of McNuggets?" will now be in my daily vocabulary.

  • @BladeITguy
    @BladeITguy Рік тому +73

    Bowsers ability to completely transform into this character and make it comepletely seamless is amazing

  • @robiu013
    @robiu013 Рік тому +147

    can't wait for him to go on Hot Ones next

    • @turds63
      @turds63 Рік тому

      YES

    • @robiu013
      @robiu013 Рік тому +3

      @@turds63 ...and he went

    • @JerKur18
      @JerKur18 11 місяців тому

      Eeeh, he might fuck the hot wings; I dunno.

  • @Project_OMEG4
    @Project_OMEG4 Рік тому +32

    The "I DID IT ONE TIME!!" killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @WhispersOfWind
      @WhispersOfWind 4 місяці тому

      newsflash: it was a nuke (killed us all)

  • @HuwDouglasEvans
    @HuwDouglasEvans Рік тому +180

    So glad to see someone with some actual TALENT working hard and succeeding. The movie was really enjoyable, btw.

    • @nothingsacred8684
      @nothingsacred8684 Рік тому

      What movie?

    • @HuwDouglasEvans
      @HuwDouglasEvans Рік тому

      4:07 Ummm ...THE movie that is the point of all this! @@nothingsacred8684

    • @WhoaaaMama
      @WhoaaaMama Рік тому

      How did you watch it? It hasn't came out yet.

    • @WhoaaaMama
      @WhoaaaMama Рік тому +2

      Nevermind, there were screenings.

    • @HuwDouglasEvans
      @HuwDouglasEvans Рік тому

      Yeah, it came to our horror movie festival here.@@WhoaaaMama

  • @underthesun-ml4mu
    @underthesun-ml4mu Рік тому +85

    I wanna see him speedtalk his way out while eating a 2 million Scoville chicken wing in Hot Ones.

    • @jimg3466
      @jimg3466 Рік тому +4

      I seen it... didn't end well... I don't know

    • @DaveButtons
      @DaveButtons 3 місяці тому +1

      For the love of god yes! 👏🏾

  • @ethanmoreno1722
    @ethanmoreno1722 Рік тому +338

    Alright, we need to petition for an onyx TV show after the movie. Who's with me?!

    • @KendallW
      @KendallW Рік тому +11

      Hell yes! Bring back the "Welcome to the Shadow Zone" -or something like it

    • @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield
      @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield Рік тому +6

      I'm so thankful the movie got kickstarted. He was ready to let him go...

    • @bbloomfield6497
      @bbloomfield6497 Рік тому +2

      Yeah. I dunno.

    • @144pGore
      @144pGore Рік тому +3

      The Shadow Zone is brilliant and needs to be continued!

    • @Nobody-dl4tm
      @Nobody-dl4tm Рік тому +2

      where can we watch the shadow zone?

  • @yGKeKe
    @yGKeKe Рік тому +11

    ...He legitimately seems as if he's just like this and not acting.

  • @seacarter7448
    @seacarter7448 Рік тому +6

    fbi agent in his walls caught trolling

  • @darren5905
    @darren5905 Рік тому +13

    Missed the onyx skits so much. Can't wait to see movie again.

  • @bennettwaisbren
    @bennettwaisbren Рік тому +8

    Impeccable comedic delivery

  • @jasonhuskie988
    @jasonhuskie988 11 місяців тому +3

    I’m on board with collectively paying for this guy to just stay in character 24/7.
    The world is 50 shades of effed up and this is one of the only sources of pure goodness left.

  • @Daehawk
    @Daehawk 4 місяці тому +3

    I love you Onyx! Saw your movie the other night. Awesome! Make another! I dont know. Really love your Onyx character. Good job man. You be you and keep on trucking son. What is it with Halloween pails?? :) I think I may watch it again tonight.

  • @NoFutureZine
    @NoFutureZine Рік тому +24

    This felt like the most onyx-ie onxy video in a while. Love the less self assured iteration of onyx. More relatable lol.

  • @DrMurdercock
    @DrMurdercock Рік тому +58

    I've got a couple people im dragging to the movie night at my local theater! So happy for you dude! I remember YEARS ago discovering your characters before you blew up, messaged you and you had replied and answered far more questions than you should have, because you were just being that damn cool. Anyway, glad to see things taking off!!! You earned it man!
    Onyx is a character but still the only dude alive who can wear a Fedora and not look stupid. lol IDK how he did it, but he did it

    • @144pGore
      @144pGore Рік тому +5

      It didn't even clock me that he wore a fedora until it was brought up in the video. His character suits it so well that it just became part of his being.

    • @DrMurdercock
      @DrMurdercock Рік тому

      I know lol It was just "Onyx's hat" but it works so well it just becomes a hat some how@@144pGore

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 Рік тому +2

      He put something soft inside , like ground beef

  • @MyOpped
    @MyOpped Рік тому +14

    Glad this man is still making content

  • @utopes
    @utopes Рік тому +2

    Actually so hyped, prob one of the coolest things i’ve seen on youtube this year

  • @itsrobbymartian
    @itsrobbymartian Рік тому +5

    The marketing for this movie is on point. Love all the new Onyx content!

  • @IvarTheReckless
    @IvarTheReckless Рік тому +2

    Onyx you are truly a blessing, a light in this dark world. A tiger among insects. Blessed be thy feet that they may walk this path.

  • @EmberGyaru
    @EmberGyaru Рік тому +3

    Jesus man, you are so funny!!🤣 When I heard you had a movie coming out, I immediately checked to see if it was playing around me, and it is, BUT I'll be in California on vacation the 19th, BUT-BUT... it's playing at a theater near where I'll be staying so HECK YES!! Can't wait to see it 😆

  • @umightlikeme33
    @umightlikeme33 Рік тому

    1:10 the look on your face like "please believe me" is just so well done

  • @Buzzin-47
    @Buzzin-47 Рік тому +9

    This guy is GOLD! A natural comedian! 🤣

  • @simmonslucas
    @simmonslucas Рік тому

    I'm going to your movie tomorrow in Klamath Falls, Oregon. I'm glad to see your movie achieve such reach. I'm happy to have back you!

  • @joejanca
    @joejanca Рік тому +1

    Oh man, these promos have been incredible!

  • @MeetMrMayhem88
    @MeetMrMayhem88 Рік тому +4

    Man I'm loving all these videos for the movie promotion. Classic Onyx 🤙

  • @jupiterrising887
    @jupiterrising887 Рік тому +1

    Praying for Onyx the Fortuitous' salvation.

  • @HeirofSigma
    @HeirofSigma Рік тому +1

    What a talented man.

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup Рік тому

    "I'm talkin' English Muffins!... I'm talkin' Poptarts!... FfFfFuUuUrRrRKkKkK!!! I'm even Talking Bean Burritos!!!" - This film had me absolutely howling. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SANTINIIO
    @SANTINIIO Рік тому +1

    This is the best marketing I've ever seen! Can't wait to see it in theaters.

  • @sparkyphillips310
    @sparkyphillips310 Рік тому

    I'm dying OMG if I had any money at all I would for sure go up to the city and see your movie, just love what you do guy, you got me in stitches.

  • @kevinberryman3152
    @kevinberryman3152 Рік тому +1

    I laughed so hard watching I couldn't breath. Probably the funniest video on youtube right now.

  • @jmag579
    @jmag579 Рік тому +2

    Plot twist: he actually prefers the Frankenstein pail ✨

  • @anaerobic
    @anaerobic Рік тому

    😂 I laughed lots. Also, I saw your movie in the theater! That was the first time I have ever heard of Onyx and I loved it!

  • @johnnywickham5861
    @johnnywickham5861 Рік тому +4

    Fill the pumpkin with nuggets

  • @veil1792
    @veil1792 Рік тому +83

    *How will Onyx deal with all the fame after making an instant cult classic movie?*

  • @JEP-Tech
    @JEP-Tech Рік тому +6

    This interview really went beyond the pale. Unfortunatley this movie was not showing anywhere near me. I will watch Onyx's magnum opus when it's released on VHS or laser disc.

  • @Addnor
    @Addnor Рік тому +2

    The kickstarter was worth it just to get this new Onyx content!

  • @djelbo
    @djelbo Рік тому +1

    Dude you have been killing it lately!

  • @jjguthrie3297
    @jjguthrie3297 Рік тому

    GENIUS!!! Especially the Directions at the end! HILARIOUS!!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @SidRandom
    @SidRandom Місяць тому

    How many geniuses like this am I not aware of >

  • @zacm6173
    @zacm6173 3 місяці тому

    the second he said “Dan Ackroyd” i knew he was referring to the only scene in Ghostbusters to get cut from TV broadcast lol. “blew” my mind when i finally got the DVD and saw it

  • @mrlucius57
    @mrlucius57 Рік тому

    Jeez you've really perfected this character 10/10

  • @Naev0w0
    @Naev0w0 25 днів тому

    His tiny, panicked grins are the best

  • @Rodiniaband
    @Rodiniaband Рік тому +5

    Give us an Onyx the Fortuitous Hot Ones!

  • @scottchiefbaker
    @scottchiefbaker Рік тому +1

    The directions at the end made me LOL.

    • @Corrupted-file
      @Corrupted-file Рік тому

      I was about to swipe the video off…glad I noticed it at the last moment. 😆

  • @xczechr
    @xczechr Рік тому +1

    I will never look at a bucket of chicken the same way again.

  • @KeithNovember
    @KeithNovember Рік тому +24

    ABSOLUTELY GENIUS marketing! And I appreciate that you are trying to open the door for us with good Fursona's that like to fuck plastic pumpkins.

  • @RyanKuebel
    @RyanKuebel Рік тому +3

    Everyone gonna start googling about onyx fucking the mcdonalds pails and it will be a real google autocomplete haha

  • @mooselove
    @mooselove Рік тому

    I love this so much. Asking and answering the real questions

  • @NaveeSeal
    @NaveeSeal 2 місяці тому

    this is just how Ace Attorney cross examinations go
    Even down to a bluff causing the witness to spout important information in a moment of anger

  • @Nobody-dl4tm
    @Nobody-dl4tm Рік тому +1

    This is peak Onyx content.

  • @shawnstevens5659
    @shawnstevens5659 Рік тому

    Awesome! Got my tix for the movie. Can't wait!

  • @billbillson3129
    @billbillson3129 Рік тому +5

    I really hope the movie does well!!

  • @eddie5774
    @eddie5774 Рік тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣 screwing the Halloween McDonald's bucket

  • @joew6098
    @joew6098 8 місяців тому +1

    That sweet, sweet ghost blowie

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 4 місяці тому +1

    This is the weirdest McDonald's ad I've ever seen

  • @TheMahaffeymg
    @TheMahaffeymg Рік тому +1

    This marketing campaign is the BEST!

  • @EPWorrell
    @EPWorrell 10 місяців тому

    Omg too funny, ur comedic timing is on point

  • @irenaeusofpensacola
    @irenaeusofpensacola 8 місяців тому

    This guy is a national treasure.

  • @GMDark
    @GMDark Рік тому

    Bought ourselves & my sis tickets the day they became available. Bit of a drive for us, but know it will be worth the trip.

  • @damienwarlock
    @damienwarlock Рік тому

    The fedora is the most respectful of all hats, huh. Freddy Krueger wants to know your location.

  • @5thHouse
    @5thHouse Рік тому

    "Meow Meow!"
    Hold on a sec, gimme a chance to put my seat belt on!

  • @DRNT940
    @DRNT940 11 місяців тому

    He plays the character soooo damn well.

  • @joeylizotte7537
    @joeylizotte7537 11 місяців тому

    Ducktales was an awesome game.. and that's cool that he's really a member of the TST.

  • @seanlarson8968
    @seanlarson8968 Рік тому

    Seriously the best promo campaign ever!!!

  • @ronzombie6541
    @ronzombie6541 Рік тому

    Why only one night? "One night, and one night only, the fabulous blues brothers review!"

  • @Ghostie.
    @Ghostie. Рік тому

    I didn't think I'd laugh but you got me good, and then easter egg at the end got me again!

  • @natecreate78
    @natecreate78 Рік тому +2

    🎶 there’s a hole in the bucket 🎶

  • @Tokio177
    @Tokio177 Рік тому +1

    Dude, stay away from my Halloween pail.

  • @dragoneye6229
    @dragoneye6229 Рік тому +6

    I just hope this comes out on DVD and does well enough to get on streaming services.

  • @traumashark
    @traumashark 4 місяці тому

    I was playing this on my phone, while out back smoking. While my neighbor who is in fact, a Catholic priest was weeding his yard 😂

  • @troywilliams2473
    @troywilliams2473 Рік тому

    Got my ticket! Can't wait to see it.

  • @WarLooch
    @WarLooch Рік тому

    Haha. This had me laughing out loud. Good stuff man. Keep it up.

  • @SKELLY420xD
    @SKELLY420xD Рік тому +1

    hope the movie blows up man

  • @pittaman
    @pittaman Рік тому +1

    It's so crazy how fast SNL ripped this bit off

  • @ArcusEnciel
    @ArcusEnciel Рік тому

    This is so fucking good, I missed you Onyx

  • @naturaIIydifferent
    @naturaIIydifferent 4 місяці тому

    Oh man. I am glad I found you. You sir, are a fucking treasure.

  • @TheIndigoKnight
    @TheIndigoKnight 2 місяці тому

    How does this not have a million views?

  • @jess3gi3b3ig8
    @jess3gi3b3ig8 Рік тому +2

    Fuck a bucket of Mcnuggets... 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @priscillacriscitelli1544
    @priscillacriscitelli1544 Рік тому

    He had me at “bucket of chicken McNuggets”

  • @fomoscomicsandpopculture
    @fomoscomicsandpopculture 5 місяців тому

    This guy is so good at subterfuge. He had me for soooo long.

  • @sylvainh2o
    @sylvainh2o 4 місяці тому

    The one at the library buying BrotherSister Hentai was the best. Almost pissed my pants

  • @Corrupted-file
    @Corrupted-file Рік тому

    “Does this make me a bad person?” 😂 🤘🏼

  • @ThomasInPrint
    @ThomasInPrint Рік тому +5

    He might have done it more than once...

  • @marcpelosi380
    @marcpelosi380 Рік тому +1

    It's amazing you're doing all this promotion for it. Bummed I have to work an overnight the day it comes out. Hope it smashes your expectations...idunno

  • @entoncescqs8974
    @entoncescqs8974 Рік тому

    SNL did this premise 2 days after this was posted on UA-cam! Similar situation with Joel Haver & Charmin Bears.

  • @scott5017
    @scott5017 Рік тому

    These videos are all amazing, so funny, love em 😂

  • @VideoJockeyJoy
    @VideoJockeyJoy Рік тому

    Can't make it to the Onemier. Will gladly buy a copy whenever, wherever available.

  • @Electrifyliak
    @Electrifyliak Рік тому

    HALLOWEEN PAILS!! OMG IM DYING! 😅😂😅😂

  • @iLLSHiNEz
    @iLLSHiNEz Рік тому +13

    Fun fact...Satanists don't even believe in Satan. This guy is so epic 🤣🤣

    • @kvonkirk2340
      @kvonkirk2340 Рік тому

      Levain Satanist don't luciferian do. Also several subtypes.

    • @AStone-k4q
      @AStone-k4q 3 місяці тому

      totally satanists are the best trolls ever, gotta love those guys

  • @jettze01
    @jettze01 Рік тому

    So excited to receive my blu-ray of the movie

  • @zacgrierson
    @zacgrierson Рік тому

    We need a screening in the UK.

  • @AlexH274
    @AlexH274 Рік тому

    "but I don't, I don't, NEXT CARD?!"

  • @fajlkrhmaesljvf9660
    @fajlkrhmaesljvf9660 Рік тому

    This is so brilliant and well done, what

  • @AwfullWaffle
    @AwfullWaffle Рік тому +9

    Anyone have any tips for making the plastic hole less rough? I’m working with what they call a goblin now but I still like to call it the witch. Also Onyx had some great ideas for fillers but does anyone have some better ones?

    • @Officialencode
      @Officialencode Рік тому

      a bunch of water balloons filled with warm water

    • @Nobody-dl4tm
      @Nobody-dl4tm Рік тому +2

      put some duct tape around the edges of the hole to make it smoother. fill bucket with microwaved mayonnaise or ranch dressing. make sure to stir after the microwave so the heat is distributed evenly. dont wanna scorch your chungus

    • @bckelly23
      @bckelly23 Рік тому

      Dip the plastic in boiling water to soften it, then fill the bucket with approximately two boxes of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. Let sit for 2 minutes, then dive in.

  • @vapegod3659
    @vapegod3659 Рік тому

    I haven't bought my tickets yet but Still looking forward to it.

  • @chattymatt
    @chattymatt Рік тому

    This is the best advertisement for McDonalds I have seen yet. Hope no one brings their pail pal to the Onyx the Fortuitous movie, in theaters Oct. 19th. Get your tickets now.

  • @professordolt7159
    @professordolt7159 Рік тому +1

    The real question is what dipping sauce does he prefer to use lol