Lil Uzi Vert’s $24 Million forehead diamond ripped out

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  • Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
  • Rapper Lil Uzi vert got a 24 million dollar diamond inserted into his forehead, because he couldn't trust himself not to lose it. After getting it specially implanted he feared he would die if the diamond was dislodged unprofessionally. And yet it was ripped out by fans at a show at rolling loud as he dove into the crowd.
    Now you might be thinking how could lil uzi vert afford a 24 million dollar diamond to implant into his head, its not like he’s a household name. Well he revealed
    “This one Stone cost so much I’ve been paying for it since 2017”.
    And people wonder how celebrities who earn tens of millions of dollars could go broke so easily.
    Fortunately for lil uzi, he revealed “I still have the diamond so I feel good.”
    If you invested 24 million and got a 4 per cent return you would get almost 1 million dollars return every year…or you could buy a diamond that loses value because its been implanted into your forehead.
    On top of this, he only just found out what year he was born.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 24 тис.

  • @braziliantsar
    @braziliantsar 3 роки тому +91594

    The man who pulled it probably felt like Thanos pulling the gem out of Vision's forehead

    • @Kbreezeproduction
      @Kbreezeproduction 3 роки тому +2015

      Lol so how did he get it back did the fan return it.

    • @medicrewizard9546
      @medicrewizard9546 3 роки тому +621

      Lmaooooooo hahaha didn't thought about that

    • @jack_up1122
      @jack_up1122 3 роки тому +192

      @Tom Boy weird ass video to comment bro

    • @yukisawamotokurogani6049
      @yukisawamotokurogani6049 3 роки тому +68

      Dudee hahahah

    • @skeepodoop5197
      @skeepodoop5197 3 роки тому +378

      Honestly the moment I saw the video title I immediately had infinity war flashbacks.

  • @adlyhamilton8240
    @adlyhamilton8240 3 роки тому +10306

    Thanos was waiting in the crowd

  • @defaultdan7923
    @defaultdan7923 2 роки тому +4779

    man deadass pulled a vision, had a stone in his head, and now it’s gone.

  • @retshepilemoliko208
    @retshepilemoliko208 Рік тому +849

    He also just found out what year he was born" I'm sorry What?!😳😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iDriveAhondaCivic
      @iDriveAhondaCivic Рік тому +25

      Who’s to say he wasn’t raised in a foster home and never knew his birthdate?

    • @5ketchlyte
      @5ketchlyte Рік тому +9

      ​@@iDriveAhondaCivic you know exactly?

    • @madgodfan4652
      @madgodfan4652 Рік тому +3

      @@5ketchlyte do you?

    • @TeenWolfLore
      @TeenWolfLore Рік тому +10

      @@iDriveAhondaCivic he wasn't though

    • @Zoey24
      @Zoey24 Рік тому +24

      @@iDriveAhondaCivic foster care is all about paperwork since the children are wards of the state. DOB is so important for documentation and the main marker for identification (right behind Social Security #s), it would be extremely extremely rare to not know. it would be the equivalent of your health insurance company not knowing your birthday.

  • @alphaalembe9701
    @alphaalembe9701 3 роки тому +16270

    He’s lucky no one ripped his head off for the diamond. This is literally “putting a price on your head” 😂😂

    • @RetiredFormerToddler
      @RetiredFormerToddler 2 роки тому +65

      Pplare just that dumb so 😑

    • @eurikahinton4840
      @eurikahinton4840 2 роки тому +133

      Lil Lucifer didn't know when he was born. He could just ask his father ole Satan

    • @Unknown_544
      @Unknown_544 2 роки тому +13

      True true

    • @phyliciawilliams15
      @phyliciawilliams15 2 роки тому +18

      Bahahahhaa🤣😂🤣😂😅 everyone in this comment section from start to finish

    • @malachif1928
      @malachif1928 2 роки тому +6

      Fax

  • @khxml
    @khxml 3 роки тому +3429

    The diamond is expensive, but the jokes about it are priceless.

  • @coyotehd816
    @coyotehd816 3 роки тому +3905

    Uzi- “No please, It’s just a diamond”
    Thanos- “Now is no time to mourn my child, it is inevitable”

  • @albundy9904
    @albundy9904 Рік тому +189

    Uzi Vert: Someone ripped out my diamond from my head
    Vision: I know the feeling bruh

  • @zyqe2016
    @zyqe2016 3 роки тому +6468

    Vision: "damn he got you too"?
    Uzi: *sighs*.... "yea" 😞

  • @AJMegaScizor
    @AJMegaScizor 2 роки тому +3208

    Bro spent $24M for a glorified steven universe cosplay 💀

  • @alqaas1948
    @alqaas1948 3 роки тому +6015

    He's the walking definition of "Too many people buy things they don't need, with money they don't have, trying to impress people they don't even like."

    • @stefanotallone6769
      @stefanotallone6769 3 роки тому +289

      Nah he's the definition of " Too many people have access to oxygen "

    • @deucetatum2788
      @deucetatum2788 3 роки тому +10

      @@stefanotallone6769 U funny

    • @kerrystone7375
      @kerrystone7375 3 роки тому +29

      @@stefanotallone6769👍 lol..does that make him an oxygen thief? 😆

    • @phreaktor
      @phreaktor 3 роки тому +20

      The uploader is the definition of a “Pocketwatcher” that likes to tell rich people how they should be spending their money. I’m surprised he didn’t say “he could have donated that to a battered women’s shelter or homeless people.”🙄🤣

    • @mauriceb9996
      @mauriceb9996 3 роки тому +1

      Word!

  • @DrawingWithJack
    @DrawingWithJack Рік тому +24

    When you watch Steven universe once:

  • @SBlanc314
    @SBlanc314 3 роки тому +4204

    My man literally gave himself a Legend of Zelda boss weak spot

  • @choripancl5508
    @choripancl5508 2 роки тому +4819

    "Fine, i'll do it myself" * inserts thanos extracting visions mind stone *

  • @avkkankan
    @avkkankan 3 роки тому +14445

    This man single handedly made himself a walking target by literally putting 24 million dollars on his forehead...

    • @ItsEdboy
      @ItsEdboy 3 роки тому +356

      It’s not worth 24 million, he PAID 24 million. Diamonds do not hold their value. It’s a scam pushed by the diamond industry to sell rings to peoples sweethearts for their life’s saving in a glorified useless rock.

    • @SpectreChazer
      @SpectreChazer 3 роки тому +113

      @@ItsEdboy well its not useless, you can reinforce thing with diamond.

    • @pja4671
      @pja4671 3 роки тому +43

      Here's your sign.

    • @MrJedimedic
      @MrJedimedic 3 роки тому +66

      Diamonds are FAR more plentiful than the DeBeers family would like you to think. They create a false shortage to jack up prices.

    • @Anderson-f4t6c
      @Anderson-f4t6c 3 роки тому +213

      @@MrJedimedic Not to mention you can artificially create identical diamond in labs unlike gold or silver

  • @NKA23
    @NKA23 Рік тому +265

    Nothing says "I am a rich idiot" more, than having a 24mio USD diamond implanted into your forehead.

    • @crater2277
      @crater2277 Рік тому +1

      I couldn’t agree more lmao

    • @letmethink9414
      @letmethink9414 Рік тому +1

      OKAY?!!

    • @letmethink9414
      @letmethink9414 Рік тому

      JUST SHUT UP!!!

    • @fynn7526
      @fynn7526 Рік тому +5

      idk about that. I mean look at modern rap culture. It‘s about flexing and doing the next big thing. Idk if it is stupid or not.
      It depends on how you value things. Lil uzi vert probaly the first human on earth to do this. Maybe thats more Value for him than 24 mil. And it makes his name/ and status even bigger. He also gave us a cool topic to talk about.
      btw spending the money for good would be a better idea for sure. but every superrich person wastes money like crazy

    • @whostiler1
      @whostiler1 Рік тому +5

      Where's your 24 million dollar diamond?

  • @jonathankristianeniles4173
    @jonathankristianeniles4173 3 роки тому +4362

    This whole story dropped my IQ by literally all of its points.. I am now the dumbest person on earth having listening to this story.

    • @OvarianHalitosis
      @OvarianHalitosis 3 роки тому +50

      Such is the power of the Vacuity Stone

    • @patrickgalvezpots
      @patrickgalvezpots 3 роки тому +28

      2nd dumbest

    • @edwinyounes4934
      @edwinyounes4934 3 роки тому +33

      How are you the dumbest person on earth when the video is telling you about a dude who had a 24 million $ diamond put in his fucking foreheads😂

    • @thealmightyuntensil2368
      @thealmightyuntensil2368 3 роки тому +12

      Nah you can speak English just fine and use proper grammar so that alone puts you above like 75% of the US

    • @ganjalfdergrune4279
      @ganjalfdergrune4279 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/zrWoG8IckyE/v-deo.html reminded me of that: "(...) everyone in this room is now dumber" xD

  • @Jakester1
    @Jakester1 3 роки тому +3685

    "I got an expensive forehead"
    "Not anymore, ya forehead had a better payout than any heist in GTA"

  • @calmelordquarterki7961
    @calmelordquarterki7961 2 роки тому +10423

    I’m surprise the fan that ripped it out actually gave it back 🤔

    • @haileyd4445
      @haileyd4445 2 роки тому +720

      Shit I know I wouldn’t

    • @ABDlRlZAK
      @ABDlRlZAK 2 роки тому +677

      I don’t condone criminals, faithful servant of god. if i was a criminal in another life, if I was there, that diamond is getting snatched from his big forehead so quick, I’d be out that joint before anyone would even notice. F the cameras, it’s why I attend concerts covered head to toe and with a mask. Next step is I’m selling that diamond on the dark web in return for non-traceable bitcoin or ETH. Then I’m all set and moving to different country where tax on cryptocurrency isn’t so damn high like in the U.S. taking 24 percent of your sh (thanks joe Biden), not to mention would cause major suspicion if I stayed in the U.S. anyways and deposited that much money out of nowhere, this why you wouldn’t even need to move by sending your money to offshore private banking firms in some random other country like Germany, Cayman Islands, it’s all legal here too, and wouldn’t be under U.S. jurisdiction to be taxed or investigated by IRS/police. Honestly if you sit and think this plan through, there are many loopholes in the U.S. government for you to get away scotch free and with a good sum of cash.
      You can even come back to the US eventually when all that is done and enjoy that money or buy a house right next to this dude.

    • @supamaxu
      @supamaxu 2 роки тому +346

      @@ABDlRlZAK You sound like a professional.. 🚹

    • @uhhcoolstory5627
      @uhhcoolstory5627 2 роки тому +82

      @@ABDlRlZAK 🐶👺

    • @-momus
      @-momus 2 роки тому +24

      @@haileyd4445 lmfao literally bro

  • @gdubbz884
    @gdubbz884 Рік тому +81

    Mike Tysons Punch Out has taught me this kind of thing gives you away when you're about to bust out a special move

    • @cokefrancis7549
      @cokefrancis7549 Рік тому +1

      Best comment by far

    • @ryansmurda1552
      @ryansmurda1552 Рік тому +2

      Ha ha! The tiger guy with the turban! I always got knocked down by that move. Lol.

  • @208SkinDoc
    @208SkinDoc 2 роки тому +3897

    Not dermatologist approved lol

  • @sdbegotist
    @sdbegotist 3 роки тому +3418

    He thought this would be the ultimate piece for a Vision cosplay, but lacked the foresight of what happens to that character

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 3 роки тому +91

      more like forehead sight, uh ? uh ? nobody ? ok ill see my self out sorry

    • @foreverbored1713
      @foreverbored1713 3 роки тому +93

      He lacked the vision 🌝

    • @goaty_horns153
      @goaty_horns153 3 роки тому +33

      I guess you could say he lacked the foresight to see ahead.

    • @88gig
      @88gig 3 роки тому +5

      @@sunkid02 LMAO

    • @ddlegend
      @ddlegend 3 роки тому +4

      @@sunkid02 get out
      GET OUUUTTTT

  • @MisterVictorVonDoom
    @MisterVictorVonDoom 3 роки тому +3854

    Thanos: I finally have the stupidity stone

  • @AustinGamingXD
    @AustinGamingXD Рік тому +19

    He put a bounty on his head, literally😂

  • @realizedpotential6640
    @realizedpotential6640 2 роки тому +4185

    He wanted to be Vision so bad and they pulled a Thanos on him anyway

  • @lettersofmusic7476
    @lettersofmusic7476 3 роки тому +3917

    He literally made himself a walking target for thieves.

    • @sonya7sf
      @sonya7sf 3 роки тому +46

      I was thinking that....sooooo stupid!!!!

    • @Hm-dh1vu
      @Hm-dh1vu 3 роки тому +6

      @@sonya7sf damn cute profile ngl

    • @TheRealBatCave
      @TheRealBatCave 3 роки тому +4

      And no1 stole it

    • @sneha3777
      @sneha3777 3 роки тому +4

      And i personally dont think it got ripped off.... Maybe he's lying to make a funny excuse

    • @pxrxy
      @pxrxy 3 роки тому +9

      I mean if you're a rich celebrity standing at a towering 5'4 you're already a target

  • @ESDAce
    @ESDAce 2 роки тому +8258

    So we ain't gon talk about how he just now finding out how old he actually is

    • @queenuwase8605
      @queenuwase8605 2 роки тому +74

      Ikr

    • @ESDAce
      @ESDAce 2 роки тому +280

      @@queenuwase8605 yea now I can see if ur a young kid then that understandable but if ur a grown man and dont kno yo actually age....😐😐🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @shototodoroki3070
      @shototodoroki3070 2 роки тому +64

      @@ESDAce Ikr it’s so unheard of

    • @ESDAce
      @ESDAce 2 роки тому +18

      @@shototodoroki3070 fr

    • @aryaantajwar8743
      @aryaantajwar8743 2 роки тому +72

      That cracked the shit outta me😂😂

  • @21ixv76
    @21ixv76 Рік тому +159

    “Your probably thinking, how could he afford it if it was 24 million dollar diamond, it’s not like he’s a household name or anything”💀x69

    • @danielmead0929
      @danielmead0929 Рік тому

      lmao

    • @IlakuSoKingg
      @IlakuSoKingg Рік тому +1

      He has been paying those 24 million since 2017 and 5 years later in 2022 he paid it off now he owns the diamond paid in full

    • @TacticalMallNinja
      @TacticalMallNinja Рік тому

      @@IlakuSoKingg That shit is fake and stupid people believe it lol. You invest in gold if you are smart and diamonds when you are talking to a conman lol!

    • @IlakuSoKingg
      @IlakuSoKingg Рік тому +1

      @@TacticalMallNinja nah is a real natural diamond it cost millions of dollars maybe not 24 but more like 3 million

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake Рік тому

      ​@@IlakuSoKingg Real natural pink diamonds are the rarest and most expensive diamonds on the market, up to 50x more expensive than white diamonds. It was definitely way more than 3 million

  • @genesismarie195
    @genesismarie195 3 роки тому +5202

    What’s more mind blowing is the last part where he just finds out how old he really is-

    • @thomastorres4703
      @thomastorres4703 3 роки тому +30

      Fr ma😗

    • @MindlessMonty
      @MindlessMonty 3 роки тому +42

      I broke my neck back to the phone at that one

    • @CourtneyFelice
      @CourtneyFelice 3 роки тому +121

      that’s because too many people found out about how he was suppose to fake his death this october and join the 27 club (celebrities that die at age 27) so he changed his birthday. lmao all this shit is fake and scripted

    • @trinity138
      @trinity138 3 роки тому +4

      Right 😂😂

    • @verixvulpine129
      @verixvulpine129 3 роки тому +1

      I just made 666 likes

  • @BaneRain
    @BaneRain 2 роки тому +4076

    If ever you feel stupid, just remember you could be lil uzi

    • @eggboy178
      @eggboy178 2 роки тому +48

      I’d rather be stupid and rich

    • @lukejensen2687
      @lukejensen2687 2 роки тому +21

      nah Uzi a genius, he's rich asg

    • @gregehirim9974
      @gregehirim9974 2 роки тому +1

      No cap! 💯

    • @gregehirim9974
      @gregehirim9974 2 роки тому

      @@lukejensen2687 nah if this is what you call genuis, man wake the fuck up cos you got it on reverse

    • @BaneRain
      @BaneRain 2 роки тому +77

      @@lukejensen2687 if he was just a lil brighter, he'd be 24 mil richer

  • @ethanwi9124
    @ethanwi9124 2 роки тому +5937

    2013: “I’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh”
    2022:

  • @Julia_Mwa
    @Julia_Mwa Рік тому +47

    he legit became a steven universe gem, dam, could have been an awesome halloween costume

    • @lia6625
      @lia6625 Рік тому +1

      pearl is that u..

    • @taecampus
      @taecampus Рік тому

      ​@@lia6625 That's a diamond mate.
      Pearl is a... well pearl lol

  • @googlegoogle9712
    @googlegoogle9712 2 роки тому +2252

    He literally put a price on his head.

  • @Alanoffer
    @Alanoffer 3 роки тому +1665

    I can’t wait until he tries to sell it and finds out it’s glass

    • @hoodiegamer9256
      @hoodiegamer9256 3 роки тому +48

      Fr after putting himself in debt for it

    • @darryl8622
      @darryl8622 3 роки тому +4

      Its real

    • @rsampson1495
      @rsampson1495 3 роки тому +6

      Pink Diamonds are expensive though....

    • @pe6ce703
      @pe6ce703 3 роки тому +23

      Its prolly be worth a couple thousand cause it he wore it but no ones paying anywhere near a 24 million

    • @hoodiegamer9256
      @hoodiegamer9256 3 роки тому +22

      @@pe6ce703 ye it’s weird how rappers spend on jewelry that costs more than they probably made in their career talking bout “it’s an investment”

  • @YOUCANTDOTHATONTELEVISION
    @YOUCANTDOTHATONTELEVISION 2 роки тому +4327

    Literally the worst set of priorities I could possibly imagine anyone having

    • @damethyst4513
      @damethyst4513 2 роки тому +12

      I guess you aren’t aware of the American government & the top 1%ers lol

    • @cassietheghost1701
      @cassietheghost1701 2 роки тому +10

      @@damethyst4513 more like top 0.001% bro nobody give a fuck bout those people

    • @johnnybravo5962
      @johnnybravo5962 2 роки тому +9

      @@damethyst4513 their priorities are about gaining money and sustaining it via investment tho; this ain’t the same

    • @fnnpurple2992
      @fnnpurple2992 2 роки тому

      lol bro literally said don’t worry about me worry about yourself 😙 i think you should think about that

    • @73tiggerlove
      @73tiggerlove 2 роки тому

      RIIIIGHT!?!?

  • @kai-5612
    @kai-5612 Рік тому +11

    thanos: "oh. Another one?"

  • @yellowflowers8858
    @yellowflowers8858 3 роки тому +901

    I think getting a diamond surgically installed in your forehead is one of the dumbest things somebody can do with $24 million. Smh

    • @lenamae172
      @lenamae172 3 роки тому +12

      A M E N .....

    • @I_lik_cookies787
      @I_lik_cookies787 2 роки тому +8

      Ok.. well you don’t have 24 million dollars to waste so..

    • @talleysartstudio
      @talleysartstudio 2 роки тому +20

      Exactly..He is a walking target. #stupidity

    • @benjaminjohnson235
      @benjaminjohnson235 2 роки тому +5

      @@I_lik_cookies787 he didnt waste it hes been paying acording to the video since 2017 wtf

    • @diva70smusic
      @diva70smusic 2 роки тому +7

      I disagree. It IS the dumbest thing until someone else tops that.

  • @vendetta476
    @vendetta476 2 роки тому +2691

    Everyone gangster until Lil Uzi starts shooting laser beams outta his forehead 💀

  • @BellaGoldenAdventures
    @BellaGoldenAdventures Рік тому +2

    Mans a part of the crystal gems

  • @frostykun266
    @frostykun266 3 роки тому +6787

    The "he only just found out what year he was born" line at the end perfectly captures his mentality 😂 edit: wow this is the most 'liked' i ever got for a comment thanks

    • @robertsaviano2521
      @robertsaviano2521 3 роки тому +19

      Where's my hammer and chisel??

    • @TierraBundrige
      @TierraBundrige 3 роки тому +74

      I thought I was buggin when I heard him say that too LOL

    • @akbaahali8405
      @akbaahali8405 3 роки тому +43

      The IRS is going to have a field day with this fool

    • @montresesnuggs3599
      @montresesnuggs3599 3 роки тому +7

      Ong 😂

    • @lisayoung6493
      @lisayoung6493 3 роки тому +15

      It's more like the devil Satan is a liar with all this satanic stuff going on who would do that with people suffering in this world! God bless everyone

  • @Free_TayK.
    @Free_TayK. 2 роки тому +9304

    The second you said it got ripped out of his head I immediately thought of that one scene from infinity war when Thanos ripped the infinity stone out of Vision’s head edit: I’ve never had this much likes on a comment 😂

  • @jarrodbain3
    @jarrodbain3 2 роки тому +2058

    “I might lose this… better staple it to my forehead for someone to yank it out”

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 2 роки тому +27

      "I know I could spend a couple extra $100 for a safe but that's too stupid"

    • @thewizardsofthezoo5376
      @thewizardsofthezoo5376 2 роки тому

      He could have hid it into his butt, but it was less practical.

    • @victorsimonovich2845
      @victorsimonovich2845 2 роки тому +1

      @@Cairo40000 lol he could have done that but he definaetly could not afford it 😒

    • @user-top3p
      @user-top3p 2 роки тому +2

      @@victorsimonovich2845 Bro could’ve gotten a small fingerprint safe for 40 😂

    • @warinsidemyhead8939
      @warinsidemyhead8939 2 роки тому

      @@Cairo40000 😁

  • @scottfree8848
    @scottfree8848 Рік тому +22

    I sincerely feel sorry for this poor lost soul.

    • @timecrimerr
      @timecrimerr Рік тому +5

      he’s a millionaire lmaoo i don’t think he needs pity😂

    • @tinasweeting2666
      @tinasweeting2666 Рік тому +1

      I agree, his soul is Lost, just Lost. The devil has him deceived. What will it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose your one soul. Mercy LORD 🙏🙌

    • @tinasweeting2666
      @tinasweeting2666 Рік тому

      @@ZWFix I am not talking about Religion. I said his soul is lost which it is. Yes there are Many religions and you can choose, however, I believe in the Lord Jesus Christ as my savior and Lord and that is no religion. You need to have a relationship with God. I pray that you find and turn to Jesus today and not religion.

    • @tinasweeting2666
      @tinasweeting2666 Рік тому

      @@ZWFix God Bless

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab 11 місяців тому

      @@ZWFixlol wut

  • @kirstenornelas881
    @kirstenornelas881 3 роки тому +3246

    Can we just stop a second to be a tiny bit impressed that even though fans yanked this out of his forehead he actually got it back.

    • @SassyShar
      @SassyShar 3 роки тому +267

      His body guards were on it that day. Must be loyal to not take it for themselves, I'm sure they joked about it behind his back.

    • @BritWit1
      @BritWit1 3 роки тому +37

      That's because he's Lucifer

    • @kuywasaamazikeen8048
      @kuywasaamazikeen8048 3 роки тому +37

      Probably because that's not how it happened.

    • @atlguera564
      @atlguera564 3 роки тому +65

      No...not at all impressed. That shit looks gross.

    • @donoberloh
      @donoberloh 3 роки тому +3

      Ummmm. If he did get it back I would be impressed. I would posit that no company would insure it. And if his fans knew what it was appraised at I would think they would have sold it.

  • @littlemanoutdoors_968
    @littlemanoutdoors_968 3 роки тому +2065

    The diamond is the only thing that can be found inside his head.

    • @shandib1162
      @shandib1162 3 роки тому +16

      🤭hehehehehe🤭

    • @thereasonwhy5188
      @thereasonwhy5188 3 роки тому +10

      😆

    • @aichakeita2445
      @aichakeita2445 3 роки тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @matthews852
      @matthews852 3 роки тому +12

      You gotta give him props for admitting he’s financing it.

    • @gregh5061
      @gregh5061 3 роки тому +11

      @@matthews852 the standards are dirt low these days

  • @dynamicdragoness
    @dynamicdragoness 3 роки тому +854

    I'm sitting here thinking how terrifying it would be to have a crowd of people scratching away at your forehead like a horde of zombies.

  • @liuchangde3093
    @liuchangde3093 Рік тому +1

    Bro turned into vision

  • @johnmckinney5931
    @johnmckinney5931 Рік тому +2996

    He be like
    ♦️
    👁👄👁

  • @homer5802
    @homer5802 2 роки тому +2399

    Some people have more money than brains. This guy is no exception.

    • @Pinklou3229
      @Pinklou3229 2 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @hikari2827
      @hikari2827 2 роки тому +29

      You sir have spoken indisputable facts.

    • @iron352
      @iron352 2 роки тому +16

      Ur fuckin right

    • @ethanali5114
      @ethanali5114 2 роки тому +5

      No one ripped it out uzi was being sarcastic

    • @REVERSE_BIAS
      @REVERSE_BIAS 2 роки тому +7

      No brains, no money either bro. Just like people driving super expensive cars... it's all on finance. They don't own shit. On paper, they're in debt up to their arse. Even selling their possessions won't make them anything in return as most possessions lose value. Property and land/real estate is different though.

  • @Mysterios0
    @Mysterios0 3 роки тому +1843

    “Couldn’t trust himself not to lose it” is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard.

    • @leebrown986
      @leebrown986 3 роки тому +2

      He didn't lose it

    • @TheRisskee
      @TheRisskee 3 роки тому +13

      @@leebrown986 they didn't say he lost it, they quoted what he said when he had it implanted in his forehead, ya derp.

    • @melelconquistador
      @melelconquistador 3 роки тому

      Pretty self aware

    • @jinmark9453
      @jinmark9453 3 роки тому +15

      Apparently safes or safety deposit boxes don't exist in this universe.

    • @cowbird6955
      @cowbird6955 3 роки тому +4

      @F-Libtards not rappers. uzi is not sharp

  • @yudhanugraha6956
    @yudhanugraha6956 Рік тому +3

    His face looks like my grandpa's fav old chair

  • @blainwilson7937
    @blainwilson7937 3 роки тому +2388

    Never ceases to amaze me at the new levels of stupidity of today’s rappers.

    • @cuanbarlow2323
      @cuanbarlow2323 3 роки тому +39

      That’s beyond dumb

    • @angelasaes
      @angelasaes 3 роки тому +86

      Rappers have always been doing stupid shit, they are mostly uneducated, unclassy aka "belong to their hoods" so it just makes sense

    • @ichangedmyusernamebecausei2551
      @ichangedmyusernamebecausei2551 3 роки тому +54

      Exactly. Like we get it your rich. You don’t have to rub it in our face or flex off 24/7 by doing stupid shit

    • @kaed_f
      @kaed_f 3 роки тому +31

      I know right they should be more like the based rock stars who spend incredible amounts of money on stuff I find acceptable.
      Or if they actually want to do the right thing like me and donate your paycheck to Elon musk

    • @AnimeIsLayfu
      @AnimeIsLayfu 3 роки тому +8

      Wrappers

  • @HH__09
    @HH__09 2 роки тому +2209

    A 10 yr old would be more responsible with money than some celebrities 💀

    • @gamingwithwh1t346
      @gamingwithwh1t346 2 роки тому +29

      not a 10 year old in this generation though

    • @bryianhamilton4029
      @bryianhamilton4029 2 роки тому +1

      That's me I'm 10 but I'm on my dad's account

    • @astralclub5964
      @astralclub5964 2 роки тому

      In 10 years this rapper will be broke and working in an auto garage. This is his best future. Prison, of course, is every bit as likely.

    • @vrsce0178
      @vrsce0178 2 роки тому +1

      Lol no. Not at all.

    • @WheelerHomestead
      @WheelerHomestead 2 роки тому

      Can spend 24 mil on Pokémon like that my guy

  • @Niinunnu22
    @Niinunnu22 3 роки тому +2903

    On the otherhand, he just made himself a target for criminals.

    • @kamilmusalat
      @kamilmusalat 3 роки тому +39

      @@huh7111 it’s the only shot at 24 milion I’d rip it out if he was in front of me, the justice systems in the west are so weak I get not even a day in prison lol

    • @TheDoctorFromArknights
      @TheDoctorFromArknights 3 роки тому +12

      Bruh some guy SURGICALLY Implanted Diamond Chains as his 'hair', The Payday Gang Knows How to deal with that sorta shit

    • @yela7335
      @yela7335 3 роки тому +28

      @sorry, I'm not buyin it weirdo

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 3 роки тому +4

      @@huh7111
      Good luck fencing it

    • @taherpatrawala_
      @taherpatrawala_ 3 роки тому +65

      Damn there are so many criminal minded people in this thread, no wonder humanity is reaching it's lowest every single day

  • @DarkDemon259
    @DarkDemon259 3 роки тому +2207

    Funny how when you analyze the relationship between wealth and intelligence, wealth seems to peak at both ends of the intelligence spectrum far too often to be mere coincidence.

    • @kingsmanlad4147
      @kingsmanlad4147 3 роки тому +61

      The people on the bad side of intelligence are usually entertainers I’ve noticed, especially musicians and athletes. Actors are more spread evenly. Never met a dumb investor (though with dogs pin and shit I bet that’ll come)

    • @MrNTR1
      @MrNTR1 3 роки тому +29

      Most people have the ability to acquire and understand more knowledgable things but many don't seek to. Those same people maybeable to apply what they do already know better than the average A grade 1.0 student.
      That's why i believe it's always good to judge yourself based on if you were in their shoes how would you behave. Some may have never even made it out the womb.

    • @dodgyxd4772
      @dodgyxd4772 3 роки тому +11

      @@MrNTR1 and that is what we call empathy my friend

    • @shivankchopra8552
      @shivankchopra8552 3 роки тому +13

      Targeting right audience, right marketing, right pr game, and crazy enough individual, right team, right effort at right time, some luck; just too many factors when analysing wealth making in a given domain. I think we dont see much of the behind the show effort that goes on in making these pop idols

    • @kingsmanlad4147
      @kingsmanlad4147 3 роки тому +6

      @@shivankchopra8552 probably an initial burst but fame can carry you over an ocean pretty easily making the name can be difficult but after that it’s pretty smooth sailing

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax Рік тому +1

    Lil Uzi does as the crystal commands

  • @uxvellda1112
    @uxvellda1112 3 роки тому +1422

    Imagine a purple guy ripping out that diamond from his forehead...

    • @ellaelliott4415
      @ellaelliott4415 3 роки тому +64

      It was inevitable

    • @dehny4982
      @dehny4982 3 роки тому +5

      @@ellaelliott4415 lmao

    • @Lama-fe3gv
      @Lama-fe3gv 3 роки тому +13

      @@ellaelliott4415 "The hardest choices require the strongest wills" - some purple titan ig

    • @falloutboy1379
      @falloutboy1379 3 роки тому +10

      The man behind the slaughter?

    • @dreadboy2124
      @dreadboy2124 3 роки тому

      Lmfaooo fuckin weakkk 😂😂😂

  • @ConnorBeason
    @ConnorBeason 3 роки тому +456

    I’m just picturing what Thanos did to Vision while watching this.

  • @silasgs9257
    @silasgs9257 3 роки тому +1049

    We need a meme of a crowd full of thanos coaxing him to jump

  • @lovinghomedesserts_more
    @lovinghomedesserts_more Рік тому +2

    I hope it was covered by insurance🤔

  • @Erik_Ahl
    @Erik_Ahl 3 роки тому +595

    Imagine diving into the audience just to see Thanos mid-jump.

    • @jaguar2623
      @jaguar2623 3 роки тому +38

      He wouldn’t see him. His vision is gone *ba dum tish*

    • @markantho4000
      @markantho4000 3 роки тому +8

      @@jaguar2623 real funny

    • @polterpup4440
      @polterpup4440 3 роки тому +4

      That’s terrifying

    • @xaym3n
      @xaym3n 3 роки тому +3

      That's what happened to Vision...

    • @gothamkinghtl876
      @gothamkinghtl876 3 роки тому +2

      @@jaguar2623 okay easy joker

  • @bobbackward6461
    @bobbackward6461 2 роки тому +3800

    One of the few good things about not having much money is being secure in knowing you'll never be quite THAT careless with it.

    • @crunch-time_
      @crunch-time_ 2 роки тому

      fuck dat logic i wanna b wealthy

    • @DC-ll1cb
      @DC-ll1cb 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah THAT or it's just you have no idea, zero idea, what's it likes to have so much money you can afford to be careless

    • @kedjum6188
      @kedjum6188 2 роки тому +4

      Seriously and well put cuz 👀😅😶

    • @DC-ll1cb
      @DC-ll1cb 2 роки тому

      @@kedjum6188 Never think from a poor state of mind.

    • @DC-ll1cb
      @DC-ll1cb 2 роки тому +1

      @HolySwordExcaIiber Lol would not say poor. Would not say rich yet either. Assuming you are though based on your empty response

  • @sleemp69
    @sleemp69 2 роки тому +3070

    He literally looks like a Steven Universe character.

  • @mirtillo1170
    @mirtillo1170 Рік тому +3

    Bro finna activate the infinite tsukuyomi

  • @obitouchiha7545
    @obitouchiha7545 2 роки тому +678

    The one who ripped that off has to get the title "Thanos" lmao

    • @dracxvilhelphraenyx
      @dracxvilhelphraenyx 2 роки тому +13

      Achievement Unlocked: Thanos😂

    • @jonathanntulume9298
      @jonathanntulume9298 2 роки тому +6

      Mark of the beast

    • @danielaviegas9004
      @danielaviegas9004 2 роки тому +1

      The one who ripped it off should be looked into 😂 that person is into some deep sh*t to rip off something like that from a persons head 🤢

    • @mrchefsitoyt8595
      @mrchefsitoyt8595 2 роки тому

      he stole it from thanos hahaha

  • @wildspirewarrior211
    @wildspirewarrior211 3 роки тому +295

    Bro was legit trying to become a crystal gem then got thanos'd by his fans lmao

  • @mrselfdestruct7605
    @mrselfdestruct7605 3 роки тому +744

    Are we not going to talk about how this ends with us finding out he had no clue how old he actually was??

    • @gypsyspiriit2242
      @gypsyspiriit2242 3 роки тому +39

      This was the most shocking part for me too...

    • @tw2ntyse7en
      @tw2ntyse7en 3 роки тому +17

      that's a fucking joke

    • @viddeliten
      @viddeliten 3 роки тому +20

      Well if you're never told, how are you going to know?

    • @joeandre8100
      @joeandre8100 3 роки тому +1

      I swear!

    • @jenytails
      @jenytails 3 роки тому +8

      @@viddeliten he knows but he was supposed to die when he turned 27

  • @eternalcountelliott3225
    @eternalcountelliott3225 Рік тому +3

    “Oooo, shiny. Put that in my head!”
    “What!!”

  • @obiwankenobi8184
    @obiwankenobi8184 3 роки тому +2210

    I have the high ground.

    • @MusicCinematicsLife
      @MusicCinematicsLife 3 роки тому +19

      😂😂

    • @alexlnsg1607
      @alexlnsg1607 3 роки тому +21

      I mean thats pretty dumb like is common sense not a thing its kind of like that dude from avengers infinity war who had an infinity stone loged into his forehead only he probably knew it was a bad idea

    • @roydaboss2136
      @roydaboss2136 3 роки тому +25

      He’s lucky they didn’t try to decapitate him and take his head with them

    • @fkez0510
      @fkez0510 3 роки тому +2

      @Foxy Mya have you seen Fate tho?
      Anyone who says Astolfo is their favourite has about a 80% chance of never watching Fate let alone watching the Fate series Astolfo comes from
      If you do happen to be one of the scum who like Astolfo just because he's a trap meme and not because you've seen the show, then you're a disappointment

    • @deondraemorris7603
      @deondraemorris7603 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexlnsg1607 well the thing for vision is that how he uses his powers and the reason he was alive but for lil uzi that was a dumb decision

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 роки тому +629

    Thanos is a fan?

  • @sharnya8332
    @sharnya8332 3 роки тому +724

    What was he expecting exactly?
    You're litterally and knowing walking around with 24mil on your forehead....

    • @0585ccook
      @0585ccook 3 роки тому +58

      Right? People get robbed and/or murdered every day for just looking like they might have some money in their pocket. I think he should consider himself lucky bc I'm pretty sure walking around with a huge diamond in your forehead is bound to shorten your life expectancy...astronomically.

    • @raisypaisy5020
      @raisypaisy5020 3 роки тому +2

      Because he trusts his fans

    • @0585ccook
      @0585ccook 3 роки тому +19

      @@raisypaisy5020Bc his fans are obviously all fine upstanding citizens.

    • @clarencinagadson7417
      @clarencinagadson7417 2 роки тому

      +

    • @hurricanek0416
      @hurricanek0416 2 роки тому +2

      If stupid had money

  • @AFC2022
    @AFC2022 Рік тому +1

    Bro Looks Like Vision From Marvel lol

  • @maximilianmus3189
    @maximilianmus3189 2 роки тому +3190

    What makes this even more funnier is that the Diamond was orange-ish so it was just like Thanos ripping visions infinity stone out of his head

    • @PredictAnythingSoftware
      @PredictAnythingSoftware 2 роки тому +26

      I think that is not the real color of the diamond... It is just the color of bloody brain inside.. Just like a glass, you can see through it... but this time, you can see through his brain...

    • @DarthKrillin
      @DarthKrillin 2 роки тому +44

      No. This diamond was pink and Vision's is yellow. Not even close.

    • @DarthKrillin
      @DarthKrillin 2 роки тому +7

      @@PredictAnythingSoftware No it was a pink diamond and they do exist so look it up.

    • @mooffin5453
      @mooffin5453 2 роки тому +17

      @@PredictAnythingSoftware bruh people have skulls you wouldn’t see a brain

    • @PredictAnythingSoftware
      @PredictAnythingSoftware 2 роки тому

      @@mooffin5453 Yeah, ikr its just my thought, im not saying that its a fact... What I mean is it's just my thought, :-)

  • @GordonSlamsay
    @GordonSlamsay 3 роки тому +527

    No way he's made any decision in the last 5 years sober.

    • @heathgoodrich670
      @heathgoodrich670 3 роки тому +5

      Pretty sure he hasn't made a decision in the last 5 years mate.

    • @kalebdunbar3549
      @kalebdunbar3549 3 роки тому +1

      @@heathgoodrich670 hasn’t made a decision in 5 years and is still 100000000 times richer than younger

    • @heathgoodrich670
      @heathgoodrich670 3 роки тому +2

      @@kalebdunbar3549 I can't tell what your comment really means. Regardless, lil d**k or whatever his name is did a good job investing in autotune and mumbling about p**sy. Worked a treat to make him rich. It is a shame however, that the money is going to someone like him, as opposed to someone who will make a positive difference in the world.

    • @kalebdunbar3549
      @kalebdunbar3549 3 роки тому

      @Crazy Chris did I say that it did?, and if you have money, there is absolutely no need to have “superior intellect” whatever the hell you mean by that, you can’t hate on someone you have 0 knowledge of their personal life just because they have more money than you and you’re mad about it just like you and this other guy are doing it’s sad as fuck

    • @KhoaLe-uc2ny
      @KhoaLe-uc2ny 3 роки тому

      @@kalebdunbar3549 you money worshiping degenerates need to understand that many people live not to slave away and worship your rich masters but appreciate the things like self worth and "superior intellect"

  • @xxmrspudgunsxx161
    @xxmrspudgunsxx161 3 роки тому +847

    This brings a new meaning to ' putting a price on a man's head '

    • @Akira994
      @Akira994 3 роки тому +4

      Why doesn't this have more likes

    • @itsAstarte.e
      @itsAstarte.e 3 роки тому +1

      When you try to put a price on your own head but the price was overrided

    • @queenofpunt
      @queenofpunt 3 роки тому

      😁😁😁

    • @queenofpunt
      @queenofpunt 3 роки тому

      This

    • @rahsaanthomas7030
      @rahsaanthomas7030 3 роки тому +1

      Don't go to bed, with no price on your head - No, no, don't do it.
      - Sammy Davis Jr.

  • @HS-hz5jt
    @HS-hz5jt Рік тому +4

    Suddenly i don’t feel too bad buying my new shoes

    • @liamlaptop4852
      @liamlaptop4852 Рік тому

      😂😂😂

    • @jlove3046
      @jlove3046 Рік тому

      😆🤣

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab 11 місяців тому

      That’s the conditioning that’s happening here… it’s subliminal but your brain clearly registered it in order to make that joke
      It’s okay to CONSUME because they do! It’s okay to CONSUME because you don’t consume as bad as they do right….
      Imagine if they were all on the same team and their goal was to keep us CONSUMING

  • @amnobody117
    @amnobody117 3 роки тому +1796

    There are actually warehouses full of diamonds. They keep them locked away to keep the prices high. Diamonds are not even close to being rare.

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub 3 роки тому +64

      Very true

    • @dmon2479
      @dmon2479 3 роки тому +164

      Possibly for white Diamonds, but for Pink Diamonds...Pink Diamonds Originate Mostly From Australia. ... Amazingly, less than 1% of the Argyle mine's output are actually pink diamonds, making these diamonds the rarest of the rare. This means that for every one million carats of rough diamonds mined at Argyle, only one carat of pink diamonds is suitable for selling.

    • @Geolaminar
      @Geolaminar 3 роки тому +54

      @Jack Jones well... yeah. But that kind of misses the point that that's also how natural stones work.
      For synthetic stones, they include a tiny ammount of a strongly colored compound, known as a "dopant" (i know chromium is great for blue, not sure what they use for pink, maybe iron)
      As opposed to natural diamonds which slowly crystallize, but can't match the purity of synthetic gems, and naturally incorporate tiny "inclusions" of other minerals (such as chromium in natural blue diamonds, not sure what's in pink ones, probably iron)
      While technically accurate, saying "they dye them" makes it sound like they dunk them in food coloring or whatever.
      Its the same thing, except because human technology is so much more precise than literally a puddle and some rocks, you get to specify the exact color in your initial mix, rather than just getting what you get.
      The whole process happens at larger scale with sapphira, the gem that forms ruby, saphire, and other colored stones. And they use to make LEDs, which to simplify greatly, glow the colors they do because there's a tiny gem in each of the right color.
      Compare diamond prices to one of those hundred watt leds. yeah diamond prices are BS. don't buy them.
      Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

    • @DrSimpleBeauty
      @DrSimpleBeauty 3 роки тому +42

      I visited a diamond mine in Botswana. You’re not allowed to bend over (appearing to pick up a diamond) and you have to brush your shoes twice before leaving. Despite all that I STILL had a raw diamond stuck in the sole of my shoe.

    • @IvanGoldBit
      @IvanGoldBit 3 роки тому +5

      Just a way store money without it being taxed after purchase of course

  • @quinnbeasley94
    @quinnbeasley94 3 роки тому +1195

    "Cause he couldn't trust himself not to lose it"
    No it's because he wanted to be an anime character. Trust.

    • @swiftset
      @swiftset 3 роки тому +40

      He wanted to be a gem from Stephen's universe.

    • @zelda4lifeschramm
      @zelda4lifeschramm 3 роки тому +2

      truth ☆♡

    • @tobysmith2081
      @tobysmith2081 3 роки тому +2

      I don't think even anime characters are that extreme

    • @HeroLeen
      @HeroLeen 3 роки тому

      plot twist: he's one of those Superds people

    • @leebrown986
      @leebrown986 3 роки тому

      He didn't lose it my guy

  • @bruv7521
    @bruv7521 3 роки тому +514

    Literally the scene when Thanos ripped out the infinity stone out of vision’s head

  • @RAW_EXEL
    @RAW_EXEL Рік тому +1

    Plot Twist : Thanos was using reality stone and disguised himself as a fan

  • @ryanthomas3628
    @ryanthomas3628 2 роки тому +3537

    His face looks like a desk I sat in during detention in Highschool

  • @Simply4TheTube
    @Simply4TheTube 2 роки тому +3491

    Life: How ugly do you want to look?
    Lil Uzi: Yes

    • @iron352
      @iron352 2 роки тому +129

      Ur right all that stupid shit on his mug

    • @iteshahairston5747
      @iteshahairston5747 2 роки тому +6

      @@iron352
      Yo

    • @mary_y2k
      @mary_y2k 2 роки тому +72

      Fans: how old r u?
      Uzi: idk

    • @mkupforever85
      @mkupforever85 2 роки тому +6

      😂

    • @MrRydoone
      @MrRydoone 2 роки тому +9

      He is just big fan or dajjal..or antichrist..but in Jewish this is their saviour....

  • @e1eventhv1rus69
    @e1eventhv1rus69 3 роки тому +1792

    The whole not trusting himself not to lose it shows you more about him then you realize. If you cant keep up with a 24 million dollar diamond don’t get it.

    • @InsiteVFX
      @InsiteVFX 3 роки тому +32

      That was quite clearly a joke
      ....

    • @e1eventhv1rus69
      @e1eventhv1rus69 3 роки тому +77

      @@InsiteVFX that would make more since then just implanting a diamond in your head. Dude mad crazy and alottle stupid

    • @StyleS_
      @StyleS_ 3 роки тому +4

      27

    • @Bionimetic
      @Bionimetic 3 роки тому +40

      @@e1eventhv1rus69 Dude been watching too much Naruto he's probably at the 3 eyed rinnegan Madara part

    • @willgg9096
      @willgg9096 3 роки тому +14

      Shit ain’t worth 24

  • @TLOH7
    @TLOH7 3 роки тому +1524

    Well, I'd be lying if I say I'm sorry for him. I mean, what was he trying to prove with a 24$ million diamond inserted on his forehead. Still looked like a 1$ plastic stone from a dollar store on him tho.

    • @shawny7275
      @shawny7275 3 роки тому +23

      Exactly, feels cheap on him lols

    • @denine5232
      @denine5232 3 роки тому +7

      🤣yes it really does!

    • @8213apice
      @8213apice 3 роки тому +22

      He has low self esteem

    • @SarahLovesBoobahandErEr
      @SarahLovesBoobahandErEr 3 роки тому +9

      It really does look like trash on him!

    • @rickkcir2151
      @rickkcir2151 3 роки тому +25

      Because dumb people like shiny things.

  • @noob1saibot2
    @noob1saibot2 Рік тому +1

    He’s a irl sim character

  • @theresemartin7930
    @theresemartin7930 3 роки тому +252

    He spent years paying it off but never once thought to invest in a safe.

    • @smitachhetri1648
      @smitachhetri1648 3 роки тому +25

      At last the voice of reason.. or invest in a bank vault.. there are loads more money there ...

    • @paytonallen1027
      @paytonallen1027 3 роки тому +28

      Just let the stupid do their things I guess

    • @levis.andere
      @levis.andere 3 роки тому +8

      A safe to put his forehead in? 😂😂😂

    • @miserydark1299
      @miserydark1299 3 роки тому +3

      @@levis.andere no to put his diamond in. He shouldn’t have put it in his forehead.

    • @Nani-qj8ug
      @Nani-qj8ug 3 роки тому +4

      Yes the devil will make you do dumb stuff.

  • @mafiaseargent
    @mafiaseargent 3 роки тому +693

    When I first saw that he put it in his head I made the joke that someone was going to rip it out like Thanos did to vision. It seems my prediction has come to pass.

    • @alkmibeats2133
      @alkmibeats2133 3 роки тому +15

      Maybe you too, have been accessing the power of the death crystals and their future vision

    • @oscard.lisboa6105
      @oscard.lisboa6105 3 роки тому +4

      Everybody knew this lol

    • @silverwind9906
      @silverwind9906 3 роки тому

      I whoukd love to see a meme like this

    • @Meit180
      @Meit180 3 роки тому

      I thought of the same thing

    • @erickamador4524
      @erickamador4524 3 роки тому

      @@silverwind9906 there's been memes lol

  • @cobinalee8234
    @cobinalee8234 3 роки тому +1531

    It probably smelled odd after being embedded in human flesh all that time. I would not have touched it without a hazmat suit. My broken leg smelled awful when the cast was removed. I jewel had to be humming 😂

    • @christinaaa_xo
      @christinaaa_xo 3 роки тому +83

      LMFAOOOO! You're definitely not wrong.

    • @extrapathos
      @extrapathos 3 роки тому +108

      Ikr gross.
      And can't he get some sort of infection or disease from that?

    • @cobinalee8234
      @cobinalee8234 3 роки тому +88

      @@extrapathos yes...all kinds of infections, even ones you never heard of 🤣

    • @christinaaa_xo
      @christinaaa_xo 3 роки тому +14

      @@extrapathos I would think A LOT!

    • @codenameblazer
      @codenameblazer 3 роки тому +101

      Even earrings and earring backs smell awfully horrid after being in such a small hole for so long.

  • @jonesmark4359
    @jonesmark4359 Рік тому +1

    People like those are lost we all need to pray for them

  • @notchee3522
    @notchee3522 2 роки тому +2015

    Can u imagine if he jumped into a crowd of ppl who actually didn't just pay to see him

    • @penclaw
      @penclaw 2 роки тому +41

      still good deal to pay for a ticket to get free 24m

    • @captainitalyinthemadnessof7211
      @captainitalyinthemadnessof7211 2 роки тому +16

      @@penclaw theres a little side effect of trying to sell it in the black market with the police on yo ahh

    • @TrollingHistory
      @TrollingHistory 2 роки тому +6

      @@captainitalyinthemadnessof7211 10m is still 10m. so take 2m quick sale. Done

    • @lightpropulsionguy
      @lightpropulsionguy 2 роки тому

      @@captainitalyinthemadnessof7211 bury that MF where they'll never find it and even if you go to prison you'll one day be able to go dig up your 40 million dollar diamond cause everyone on the black market is going to want the jewel that was plucked from a mans head and never found!

    • @erikagonzalez7070
      @erikagonzalez7070 2 роки тому +3

      Came looking for this 1 right here. My thought exactly. We're not going for the show, but for the diamond..

  • @oni2919
    @oni2919 2 роки тому +1078

    he's basically a crystal gem

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 3 роки тому +549

    That would be awkward if you were being mugged:
    "Guys I'm telling you don't have any cash"
    "You literally have a diamond in your head"

    • @datzfatz2368
      @datzfatz2368 3 роки тому +18

      "yeah, thats exactly why i dont have any Money left!"

    • @amirulakmal5140
      @amirulakmal5140 3 роки тому +9

      "Rip it off your forehead, we're waiting" 😶

    • @navelpicker
      @navelpicker 3 роки тому +2

      Here's a little heads up: a diamond is not directly translatable to cash.

    • @TaneyBanzai
      @TaneyBanzai 3 роки тому +5

      @@navelpicker reaally thoo?? But whyy

    • @navelpicker
      @navelpicker 3 роки тому

      @@TaneyBanzai Try a little harder with the sarcasm, sweet-cheeks.

  • @paulafrancis8573
    @paulafrancis8573 Рік тому

    When Eskimos have money they buy refrigerator 😂

  • @dragonking4851
    @dragonking4851 2 роки тому +436

    There are so many jokes i can make
    Steven universe, Infinity war, adventure time

  • @enderfox1699
    @enderfox1699 3 роки тому +666

    I think there were more reasons why he stuck it into his forehead than just, "ill forget about it" how can you foget a $24M Diamond??? Laugh if it's fake 😂😂😂

    • @PinePrince
      @PinePrince 3 роки тому +32

      Definitely! He did it for attention. He could have easily gotten a safety deposit box or a safe. Lol

    • @stevenhargis1513
      @stevenhargis1513 3 роки тому +3

      I think it's way deeper than any of you realize

    • @nativeam25
      @nativeam25 3 роки тому +4

      @@stevenhargis1513 illuminati confirmed

    • @staticpiece
      @staticpiece 3 роки тому +5

      What the fuck does anyone need a $24 million diamond for anyway?

    • @queefy1731
      @queefy1731 3 роки тому +2

      @@stevenhargis1513 Seems satanic to me if I'm honest. But also the dude might just be the biggest nerd on this planet (considering diablo 2 was released not long ago, and has an item called a Soulstone which is pretty much exactly what this looks like.

  • @vee1267
    @vee1267 3 роки тому +390

    This guy took cosplaying MCU’s Vision to the next fucking level

  • @kpgiuz
    @kpgiuz Рік тому +1

    Who else for head hurts listening

  • @caIamarii
    @caIamarii 3 роки тому +1748

    Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe… but this does put a smile on my face.

  • @denniseudela411
    @denniseudela411 2 роки тому +1028

    The main concern is not losing his diamond...
    It's his whole head that I should worry about.

    • @EiFarted
      @EiFarted Рік тому +1

      Lol

    • @michellequaranta3183
      @michellequaranta3183 Рік тому

      😂😂

    • @Strainore
      @Strainore Рік тому

      Don’t worry about it. If something bad happens it’s called natural selection

    • @denniseudela411
      @denniseudela411 Рік тому

      @@Strainore
      Hehe... I totally agree.

    • @ASHDMDSGN
      @ASHDMDSGN Рік тому +4

      Unlike that diamond, his head doesn't have any value so losing the diamond would still be the biggest upset for him

  • @mataicakau237
    @mataicakau237 2 роки тому +1147

    I thank my parents for raising me well