It made me a bit sad that Conan missed Matt saying that he came from a long line of Protestants, after saying that his grandmother's only advice to him was 'watch out for Protestants!' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a lifelong lover of Conan from rural southeastern Massachusetts (cranberry country, our local *gun/donut* shop recently separated into two buildings #progress) the sarcastic rant about roaming the dark and frightening forests of Newton and Natick with Sona fact-checking in real time just gave me so much holiday joy. Happy Thanksgiving from Plymouth County ya’ll 🦃❤️🦃!!
I love how emotional Conan gets when Sona calls him out about coming in angry. Her family is how it should be. Every Mother should have that kind of support. Her babies will grow up strong, healthy and knowing they are Loved. 💚💜
I'm 30 and I remember, when I was a little child, my father and his second wife holding me down and shoving spoonfuls of dish soap down my throat when they thought I had lied to them... and it was very traumatic, definitely not safe, and really freaking abusive behavior... so, I appreciate the absurd trauma therapy here
I’m 30 and I had that happen once.. not as aggressive as yours but I had my mouth washed out with a bar of soap… I guess in my dads defense I did lie 😂😂
I too am 30 and when I was a little rascal kid my dad threatened to wash my mouth out with soap if I didn't behave. I remember thinking why soap? Is that bad??? So I went into their bathroom grabbed the hand soap by the sink and squirted a large amount into my mouth. Swished it around a bit and came to the conclusion that it didn't hurt but it did taste bad so I spit it out and went to go tell my dad that his threat held no power over me haha. I was a weird kid.
When I heard the this episode, I was super excited to see the podcast video clip of conan holding the “soap” 😂 Thanks for recording video of these episodes!
The moment you guys started talking about the soap experience I knew you were going to talk about it scraping on the back of your teeth. This episode spawned a 15 minute conversation with my foreign wife about the intricacies of the procedure. I was shocked to learn this wasn't common practice all over the world. She now insists that I go to the doctor to get my stomach pumped (40 years later).
Just hilarious. Cracking good. The dynamic between you three is just neat to watch as well, aside from the hilarity. And Sona does bring so much to the table! I may intentionally misspell her name attempting humor, but Sona has been consistently hilarious and both a foil and an inflictor of some seriously funny chain yanking of the big guy. I swear the HR interview/therapy session was one of the funniest things EVAH. She lands some blows in front of the parental authority figure and Conan outs her as a possible stoner. It was like watching or personally enduring weird family or couples counseling. Through lines a plenty. We had an immigrant Grandmother who we all practically lived with and somehow the mouth soap punishment didn't appear. Some vague threat regarding soap in mouth did appear once from some loving fear monger, but never the deed. Matt is such a calm centering and funny presence and I get a kick out of watching him work the group chemistry for the laughs, but also for the peace and good vibes between the members of the work fam. It's really a big relief to watch you folks sometimes. Life is a bit stressful for me these days and watching you good people really brings me to a better place in my head and heart. Happy Thanksgiving to you all you folks at Team CoCo, and to the comments crew too. Have a blast and some laughs with all your loved ones! -The Northern Sap
I feel your pain, Conan 😣 it’s a cruel and unusual punishment... I grew up in the 80s and def had my mouth washed out w/ soap.. the incident that sticks out in my mind vividly was when I was 4yo and said “what the hell was that” bc the volume on my little Playskool tape deck blasted really loud on accident.. (I heard someone say it on tv and didn’t realize it was considered a “bad word”... ) so I got spanked and then my mom put liquid orange dial soap all over a rough, old mauve colored washcloth and scrubbed it all over around and in my mouth while I was confused, crying and coughing and it got in my eyes which really stung 😭 🧼 .. got sent to bed w/o dinner that day too... haven’t thought abt that in a long time but all just came back to me.. 😑 thanks for the free therapy 🕊
Sorry for the gushing but it's Thanksgiving Day so why not give some thanks! I started college in 1993 and watched the very first Conan show on a very tiny tv that belonged to my roommate (who hated me! lol) and then eventually would watch with friends in the tv lounge of the dorm. I did watch the Simpsons and SNL but didn't know who Conan was until seeing promotions for the show and watching that first one. At the time, I was a huge fan of Carson, Letterman, and Arsenio Hall but this was my kind of crazy, ridiculous humor and I have been following Conan's career ever since. My best friend and I loved the show so much that we named our first apartment pets- two cute little hamsters- after Conan and Andy. Hers was named Conan since he was a little more ginger coated and mine was Andy. I know it has been said a thousand times by many fans but I am so glad that Conan and crew are still around entertaining us in new ways. I now listen to the podcast and was very happy to hear about the Sirius XM channel---which is now my first saved channel in my car. To Team Coco: Thank you (Conan, Andy, Bley, Sona, Matt, and the rest of the associated crew) for entertaining us for all these years. I only wish the younger Conan had known how much people loved what he was doing on those tough days. I love that on my bad days, I can log on here or tune in on Sirius and crack up over what you guys and gals do best. Thank you!!!!
I understood every location reference he made. Keep them coming. More obscure local references please. Newton and Wellesley are worlds apart. That needs more exploration
I remember my mom told me to stop shaking my leg because "It scared away good luck." As I got older I just realized that was probably something an adult made up to get their kid to stop shaking their leg. Looks like Sona never made that realization.
I turn my back and your shows gone and you have a podcast. They took the funniest guy off the air. Well, I like your pod and now you can take it easy with the wife and kids.. Make this deal worthwhile god love ya, rob
The woods of natick and wellesley were very much a thing when Conan was growing up actually, but it's still the boston definition of forest. Once you get to Sudbury or even North Framingham theres actually woods though
One thing I noticed from this podcast is Conan inability to stop a dark joke from spiraling 😭 especially if he gets a laugh on the first try, it snowballs until somebody steps up and stop him
Growing up in the UK in the 80s-90s, there were two punishments in our house: if you swore, you'd have your mouth washed out with soap. For anything worse, you got the wooden spoon across your backside. We had a hefty, old-fashioned wooden spoon from the 50s that was built to last and it *hurt*. One day I'd misbehaved but the spoon was being used to stir food, so my mother had to improvise. She rifled through a drawer and came back with a wooden spatula. It snapped in two on the first lash. We both laughed so much at how silly it was that I got away without punishment. As far as I remember the spoon was never brought back into use, it had lost its power.
l had a suspicion about your grandmother being an epic lady - but just to be sure, I searched the net for old wives tales about sitting on wet grass giving someone diarrhea: The closest I could find was "sitting on cold surfaces will give you hemorrhoids" (not true) So let's look another option. Conan's grandmother is a bit of a badass. She lied to a pack of 7 O'Brien kids and told them not to sit in the wet grass and made that up about diarrhea bc THERE WAS NO SHOUT spray to get grass stains out. She didn't want to have to spend all day getting green stains off of kids's shorts. I would say she is a hero. I wish I had thought of that!
My step dad washed my mouth out with soap. You really never forget. Meanwhile, Sona giggling into her coffee was the most relatable reaction to these three.
I grew up in W Boylston, MA and i def saw Conan sneaking around in the woods. First time was right after a small forest fire, thought it was a bear...my folks later told me it was Conan, searching for laughs.
The first time I listened to this over the podcast, I was in the middle of getting groceries and then I was feeling the need to poop. Great timing that they’re talking about getting diarrhea by sitting on wet grass. Also, good thing there’s no wet grass in the grocery I was in
My mom washed my mouth out with soap one time but it wasnt because i cursed. It was because i told her she wouldn't. I would let curse words slip out and she would always say "You need your mouth washed out with soap" but it never seemed serious because there was never any actual punishment for just words. One time after she said that i was like "Alright, no one does that, you won't do that to me" So she dragged me to the bathroom by the face with her hand clasped at my cheeks so my tongue was out and swiped the bar of soap down my tongue so rapidly,like 6 times in 1 second, it was so bad. And the fact that everyone had washed their hands with the goddamn bar. Lol good times.
Our kindergarten teacher washed a girl’s mouth out with soap for swearing (in 1983). She ran out the door and straight home, crying. Three days later, the girl returned, cowering behind her grandma’s skirts. Her grandparents (who she lived with) asked the teacher if she knew what had happened: the girl had unexpectedly arrived home early, refused to return to school, but wouldn’t say why. The teacher said, “I have absolutely no idea”. I don’t know what was more shocking for a bunch of five year olds: our teacher telling a boldfaced lie right in front of us or her actually following through on her threat to wash that girl’s mouth out with soap.
@@kstepko I bet! That educator had some major deficiencies: unethical liar & abusive. Two wrongs (student/child swearing + assault by teacher) do not make it right. According to the teacher's version of justice, that girl's Grandparents should have gotten to wash her mouth out w/ soap for lying. It's interesting to note at what age children go from blurting out the truth to realizing the consequences for doing so & becoming fearful to the point of hiding the abuses they suffer. People may think children today are soft, but glad that there are now consequences for teachers such that they should not be able to manhandle children. If a child said something bad, they need to be educated about why it's bad. If they deserve punishment, withold a privilege like recess, make them clean something in the classroom, give them detention, send them to the principal's office. There are now teachers that involve the police/school resource officer immediately, which puts children on-track for the school-to-prison pipeline, rather than de-escalation & helping that person learn how to properly handle a situation, which is a valuable life lesson. Teachers that are patient & put in that effort really deserve much better treatment and pay.
@@Kitty8791 I don’t recall if I said anything about it at home. My dad was the school board trustee, but I didn’t realize that he had more power than any other parent at the time. (However, he was also born in 1935 and had attended a one room school house where the teacher strapped children for things like speaking the language they spoke at home with their immigrant parents or using their left hand, so maybe he would have been on board with washing a student’s mouth out with soap.) I only had this teacher for my first semester of kindergarten, because she went on maternity leave after Christmas and opted not to return. I fell down on the playground and cut myself on the first day of my second semester and my new teacher was sure that she would be fired over it - but that was likely at least partially because of who my dad was. I highly doubt that I would have gotten my mouth washed out with soap either, for that reason. The family of the girl who did was low income and Métis, and that probably contributed a lot to the teacher feeling like she could do whatever she wanted to her in the name of discipline, then lie to her guardians, and get away with it.
@@kstepko Racist & classist to boot!That teacher sounds like an awful role model; glad that she left. Hope she didn't beat her own child, when it disobeyed. I'd like to think that your Dad would have helped that girl, but people of his generation thought differently. And yes, you certainly weren't going to receive that treatment b/c your Dad would get them fired for it. Hence, your new teacher's anxiety about being blamed for your injury.
Anyone who doesn’t think there aren’t forests all over the land around Boston have never been to Massachusetts. It’s one of the greenest areas in the country
Absolutely! Berkshire County native, can certainly confirm how green our state is! My boyfriend is from the south coast and both of us have woods behind our houses.
1:59 Totally disagree with Sona: I've lived in Western Massachusetts and I'm rock hard after Conan named all the suburbs, and other outlying areas, of Boston.
I am excited, because I have tickets to this year's Wet Grass Festival in Chicago! I've got my toilet paper and depends prepared for the ensuing diarrhea
Conan, I think you should have Steve Poltz on. The guy is hysterical. He co-wrote “you were meant for me” with Jewel. He would be a great guest for Conan! Lot of funny stories
True story, when I was about 8 years old, on a car trip with my parents and brother and sister, we started playing this game making silly nicknames out of our middle initials. Just silly cute stuff, it went back and forth a few times, things like ' banana brains'....then we got to our mom, and her middle initial was 'C' and I blurted out C*NT .. not even knowing what it meant. I ate soap for a week.
"Oh no, that was no lady!" All these years and Conan just can't stop.
i love that eduardo, adam and bley's presence is a part of the podcast
bley's laughs give me LIFE
Conan is legit one of the absolute funniest improvisers the world has ever known. Like, top 3 easily
at this point i can say he's comfortably my favorite comedic mind, i'll never get tired of his stuff lol
Like top 1000 at least.
Yall should listen to andy daly and matt gourleys “bonanas for bonanza” podcast as well, truly amazing and idiotic at the same time
He is the funniest. No one can make comedy bits as fast as him. His mind is too quick.
I just love that Conan isn’t jealous of Sona, he’s jealous of Mikey and Charlie
Oh we don't mention Charlie around these parts. He knows what he did and refuses to apologize.
“Well, if you insist!” My God that might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed at Conan 😂😂😂
The moment when Conan double-fists the "soap" is comedy gold.
Haven't watched this yet, but presumably it was Irish Spring?
New gif going viral now
Conan is comedy gold with or without the double fist lmao
Is it tho
@@codydavidyates72 yes
Laughed so hard listening to this on spotify. Laughed harder seeing the gestures on this video! Best podcast ever!
It made me a bit sad that Conan missed Matt saying that he came from a long line of Protestants, after saying that his grandmother's only advice to him was 'watch out for Protestants!' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It wasn’t for Conan, it was for you
I just watched the once upon a time in northern Ireland, and what the brits put Ireland through is kinda horrible tbh
@@zurzakne-etra7069what the hell are you talking about man
@@dant5349pretty relevant
Lies again? Sistic Official Soundtrack USD SGD
5:18 One of the reasons why Conan rules. He is always up for the joke 😂
if you pause at 5:25 it's like an oil painting. You can see who is telling the story, who is enticing it, and who is hearing it.
As a lifelong lover of Conan from rural southeastern Massachusetts (cranberry country, our local *gun/donut* shop recently separated into two buildings #progress) the sarcastic rant about roaming the dark and frightening forests of Newton and Natick with Sona fact-checking in real time just gave me so much holiday joy.
Happy Thanksgiving from Plymouth County ya’ll 🦃❤️🦃!!
Wait gun/donut shop?!? How is that a thing 😂
I'm from the Berkshires, so I feel ya on that lol
These three are just perfect together.
I love how emotional Conan gets when Sona calls him out about coming in angry. Her family is how it should be. Every Mother should have that kind of support. Her babies will grow up strong, healthy and knowing they are Loved. 💚💜
Nope they grow up to be entitled and spoilt.
@@oldbot64 Yes, being nurtured by a loving village will destroy your good, noble character.
@@oldbot64 please never have children
I think the Diarrhea Festival is just Woodstock '99.
I was gonna go with every Oktoberfest
Ahhh good one!
And now it’s just Coachella 💀💀
Hahahahaha, this is so on point!
A lot of wet grass
Conan never fails to make me laugh. 😂😂😂 love you Coco, Sona and Matt. Love this podcast.
This podcast is so chaotic and I love it
I normally don't like "chatting" podcasts because of how disorganized they are, but this one is so chaotic that its become its central theme.
I'm 30 and I remember, when I was a little child, my father and his second wife holding me down and shoving spoonfuls of dish soap down my throat when they thought I had lied to them... and it was very traumatic, definitely not safe, and really freaking abusive behavior... so, I appreciate the absurd trauma therapy here
That not even that long ago. So effed up. Feel better 🙏🏻
I’m 30 and I had that happen once.. not as aggressive as yours but I had my mouth washed out with a bar of soap…
I guess in my dads defense I did lie 😂😂
Oh my god
That is horrible. I'm so sorry that happened to you. 😢
So crazy that it was seen as good parenting back then
I too am 30 and when I was a little rascal kid my dad threatened to wash my mouth out with soap if I didn't behave. I remember thinking why soap? Is that bad??? So I went into their bathroom grabbed the hand soap by the sink and squirted a large amount into my mouth. Swished it around a bit and came to the conclusion that it didn't hurt but it did taste bad so I spit it out and went to go tell my dad that his threat held no power over me haha. I was a weird kid.
When I heard the this episode, I was super excited to see the podcast video clip of conan holding the “soap” 😂
Thanks for recording video of these episodes!
"...That was no lady."
*Hahaha!*
The moment you guys started talking about the soap experience I knew you were going to talk about it scraping on the back of your teeth. This episode spawned a 15 minute conversation with my foreign wife about the intricacies of the procedure. I was shocked to learn this wasn't common practice all over the world. She now insists that I go to the doctor to get my stomach pumped (40 years later).
I wanna confirm Conan made me happy when he said "Wellesley" like mister burns on a bad day
This may be my favorite Conan podcast. Thanks to Team Coco for giving us some comfort in these troubled times.
Lol conan doing the soap hands,I'm dead 🤣
Conan is just absolutely hilarious. My god lmao
I absolutely HATE how hard I laughed at this!!!
I love how Sona lists nonsensical things to believe in but gets offended when Conan implies it's not sensical.
I love how Conan fought where it was headed and then just went for it!
...wait...
Just hilarious. Cracking good. The dynamic between you three is just neat to watch as well, aside from the hilarity.
And Sona does bring so much to the table! I may intentionally misspell her name attempting humor, but Sona has been consistently hilarious and both a foil and an inflictor of some seriously funny chain yanking of the big guy. I swear the HR interview/therapy session was one of the funniest things EVAH. She lands some blows in front of the parental authority figure and Conan outs her as a possible stoner. It was like watching or personally enduring weird family or couples counseling. Through lines a plenty.
We had an immigrant Grandmother who we all practically lived with and somehow the mouth soap punishment didn't appear. Some vague threat regarding soap in mouth did appear once from some loving fear monger, but never the deed.
Matt is such a calm centering and funny presence and I get a kick out of watching him work the group chemistry for the laughs, but also for the peace and good vibes between the members of the work fam.
It's really a big relief to watch you folks sometimes. Life is a bit stressful for me these days and watching you good people really brings me to a better place in my head and heart.
Happy Thanksgiving to you all you folks at Team CoCo, and to the comments crew too. Have a blast and some laughs with all your loved ones!
-The Northern Sap
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Conan yelling, "I was unattended as a child!" Absolute gold. 😆
LOL. i love that conan can let out some dirty humour on his podcast. unlike the late night show or even simpsons. LOVE YOU CONAN
I guess since I am a Conan fan, its ok to say that I was waiting for this video for weeks.
As a kid if we cussed we would get our mouths washed out with soap or forced to eat a Jalapeño lol
Exactly. My grandma would rub hot peppers on our tongues
I would have definitely preferred a Jalapeño.
I feel your pain, Conan 😣 it’s a cruel and unusual punishment... I grew up in the 80s and def had my mouth washed out w/ soap.. the incident that sticks out in my mind vividly was when I was 4yo and said “what the hell was that” bc the volume on my little Playskool tape deck blasted really loud on accident.. (I heard someone say it on tv and didn’t realize it was considered a “bad word”... ) so I got spanked and then my mom put liquid orange dial soap all over a rough, old mauve colored washcloth and scrubbed it all over around and in my mouth while I was confused, crying and coughing and it got in my eyes which really stung 😭 🧼 .. got sent to bed w/o dinner that day too... haven’t thought abt that in a long time but all just came back to me.. 😑 thanks for the free therapy 🕊
Eating breakfast while listening to this, and i spitted all out 🤣, great podcast and greetings from Costa Rica
Sorry for the gushing but it's Thanksgiving Day so why not give some thanks!
I started college in 1993 and watched the very first Conan show on a very tiny tv that belonged to my roommate (who hated me! lol) and then eventually would watch with friends in the tv lounge of the dorm. I did watch the Simpsons and SNL but didn't know who Conan was until seeing promotions for the show and watching that first one. At the time, I was a huge fan of Carson, Letterman, and Arsenio Hall but this was my kind of crazy, ridiculous humor and I have been following Conan's career ever since. My best friend and I loved the show so much that we named our first apartment pets- two cute little hamsters- after Conan and Andy. Hers was named Conan since he was a little more ginger coated and mine was Andy.
I know it has been said a thousand times by many fans but I am so glad that Conan and crew are still around entertaining us in new ways. I now listen to the podcast and was very happy to hear about the Sirius XM channel---which is now my first saved channel in my car. To Team Coco: Thank you (Conan, Andy, Bley, Sona, Matt, and the rest of the associated crew) for entertaining us for all these years. I only wish the younger Conan had known how much people loved what he was doing on those tough days. I love that on my bad days, I can log on here or tune in on Sirius and crack up over what you guys and gals do best. Thank you!!!!
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I actually had to pause this video because i was laughing so much that i couldn't breathe.
Turns out it wasn’t soap, but Conan trying to get a transistor radio from an old man.
"Irish Shwing" was golden. 🤣
Sonas laugh is the cure to everything
"I'm pretty sure it was soap..." 🤣
I understood every location reference he made. Keep them coming. More obscure local references please. Newton and Wellesley are worlds apart. That needs more exploration
I was born in the dark frightening forest of Natick :-)
Proud to get a shout out
God, I had too rewatch this 3 times 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
thank you for always put a smile on my face when I need it
I remember my mom told me to stop shaking my leg because "It scared away good luck." As I got older I just realized that was probably something an adult made up to get their kid to stop shaking their leg. Looks like Sona never made that realization.
I’m from West Boylston! Loved the shout-out
6:12 I smell a GIF meme!!
The more Sona laughs, the funnier the video…. 😂🤣😂🤣
Sona has such a great laugh. Makes every bit 10x funnier when she cracks up.
A bit too overacted and calculated though.
That one left Sona completely shook. Never got her mouth washed out her entire life. LOL😂😂😂
sona's laugh at 5:52 is the best !
She had to hold on to the cup :D
That last joke just keeps -on-a givin’……..😂😂😂😂😝🤪
I turn my back and your shows gone and you have a podcast. They took the funniest guy off the air. Well, I like your pod and now you can take it easy with the wife and kids.. Make this deal worthwhile god love ya, rob
Sonas laugh😂😂😂👊🏽 awesome!!!😂😂😂
The Ol’ Irish Cockaroo. Hilarious
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I love that when conan talks about timelines he goes form late night right to conan on tbs
Sonas laugh as she’s about to drink from the cup is hilarious
The woods of natick and wellesley were very much a thing when Conan was growing up actually, but it's still the boston definition of forest. Once you get to Sudbury or even North Framingham theres actually woods though
it's times like these that i remember jordan schlansky's quote about conan's educational background, and that makes it even funnier
I literally peed a little each time I reminded 5:18 to keep on laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One thing I noticed from this podcast is Conan inability to stop a dark joke from spiraling 😭 especially if he gets a laugh on the first try, it snowballs until somebody steps up and stop him
I have tears from watching this🤣
I remember getting a washcloth full of hand soap. I haven’t heard of anyone else getting this delicacy.
Growing up in the UK in the 80s-90s, there were two punishments in our house: if you swore, you'd have your mouth washed out with soap. For anything worse, you got the wooden spoon across your backside. We had a hefty, old-fashioned wooden spoon from the 50s that was built to last and it *hurt*.
One day I'd misbehaved but the spoon was being used to stir food, so my mother had to improvise. She rifled through a drawer and came back with a wooden spatula. It snapped in two on the first lash. We both laughed so much at how silly it was that I got away without punishment. As far as I remember the spoon was never brought back into use, it had lost its power.
l had a suspicion about your grandmother being an epic lady - but just to be sure, I searched the net for old wives tales about sitting on wet grass giving someone diarrhea: The closest I could find was "sitting on cold surfaces will give you hemorrhoids" (not true) So let's look another option. Conan's grandmother is a bit of a badass. She lied to a pack of 7 O'Brien kids and told them not to sit in the wet grass and made that up about diarrhea bc THERE WAS NO SHOUT spray to get grass stains out. She didn't want to have to spend all day getting green stains off of kids's shorts. I would say she is a hero. I wish I had thought of that!
Sona is THE BEST
third best
My step dad washed my mouth out with soap. You really never forget.
Meanwhile, Sona giggling into her coffee was the most relatable reaction to these three.
I grew up in W Boylston, MA and i def saw Conan sneaking around in the woods. First time was right after a small forest fire, thought it was a bear...my folks later told me it was Conan, searching for laughs.
I want this as a full 2 hour podcast please. Conan's version of Howard Stern.
The first time I listened to this over the podcast, I was in the middle of getting groceries and then I was feeling the need to poop. Great timing that they’re talking about getting diarrhea by sitting on wet grass. Also, good thing there’s no wet grass in the grocery I was in
"Well, making them happy..." Yes! Yes, you are Conan, thank you!
The comedy gold never stops with Conan 😂😂
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My mom washed my mouth out with soap one time but it wasnt because i cursed. It was because i told her she wouldn't. I would let curse words slip out and she would always say "You need your mouth washed out with soap" but it never seemed serious because there was never any actual punishment for just words. One time after she said that i was like "Alright, no one does that, you won't do that to me" So she dragged me to the bathroom by the face with her hand clasped at my cheeks so my tongue was out and swiped the bar of soap down my tongue so rapidly,like 6 times in 1 second, it was so bad. And the fact that everyone had washed their hands with the goddamn bar. Lol good times.
I’ve been waiting to see this since I heard it!!
Sona definitely brings something....
She's the Greatest laugh track any show has ever had....
Nope!
Stav would like a word
As much as he pisses sona off sometimes he really gets her laughing. I love it when mommy and daddy aren't fighting.
I watch this even while have heard the conversation in the podcast. Too much fun.
Our kindergarten teacher washed a girl’s mouth out with soap for swearing (in 1983). She ran out the door and straight home, crying. Three days later, the girl returned, cowering behind her grandma’s skirts. Her grandparents (who she lived with) asked the teacher if she knew what had happened: the girl had unexpectedly arrived home early, refused to return to school, but wouldn’t say why. The teacher said, “I have absolutely no idea”. I don’t know what was more shocking for a bunch of five year olds: our teacher telling a boldfaced lie right in front of us or her actually following through on her threat to wash that girl’s mouth out with soap.
I hope 1 of the classmates told the girl's grandparents what happened or was everyone afraid of that POS teacher retaliating?
@@Kitty8791None of us said anything; we were five years old and all too shocked and scared.
@@kstepko I bet! That educator had some major deficiencies: unethical liar & abusive. Two wrongs (student/child swearing + assault by teacher) do not make it right. According to the teacher's version of justice, that girl's Grandparents should have gotten to wash her mouth out w/ soap for lying.
It's interesting to note at what age children go from blurting out the truth to realizing the consequences for doing so & becoming fearful to the point of hiding the abuses they suffer. People may think children today are soft, but glad that there are now consequences for teachers such that they should not be able to manhandle children. If a child said something bad, they need to be educated about why it's bad. If they deserve punishment, withold a privilege like recess, make them clean something in the classroom, give them detention, send them to the principal's office. There are now teachers that involve the police/school resource officer immediately, which puts children on-track for the school-to-prison pipeline, rather than de-escalation & helping that person learn how to properly handle a situation, which is a valuable life lesson. Teachers that are patient & put in that effort really deserve much better treatment and pay.
@@Kitty8791 I don’t recall if I said anything about it at home. My dad was the school board trustee, but I didn’t realize that he had more power than any other parent at the time. (However, he was also born in 1935 and had attended a one room school house where the teacher strapped children for things like speaking the language they spoke at home with their immigrant parents or using their left hand, so maybe he would have been on board with washing a student’s mouth out with soap.) I only had this teacher for my first semester of kindergarten, because she went on maternity leave after Christmas and opted not to return. I fell down on the playground and cut myself on the first day of my second semester and my new teacher was sure that she would be fired over it - but that was likely at least partially because of who my dad was. I highly doubt that I would have gotten my mouth washed out with soap either, for that reason. The family of the girl who did was low income and Métis, and that probably contributed a lot to the teacher feeling like she could do whatever she wanted to her in the name of discipline, then lie to her guardians, and get away with it.
@@kstepko Racist & classist to boot!That teacher sounds like an awful role model; glad that she left. Hope she didn't beat her own child, when it disobeyed. I'd like to think that your Dad would have helped that girl, but people of his generation thought differently. And yes, you certainly weren't going to receive that treatment b/c your Dad would get them fired for it. Hence, your new teacher's anxiety about being blamed for your injury.
These conversations are so meaningless and so freaking hilarious!!! Holy s@@t. This is so good!
When Conan mentions Natick, MA and you feel seen....
could not be more grateful for this imagery😂😂
I grew up in those dark forests of Newton that Conan speaks of. I almost didn't make it out alive.
My stomach still hurts so bad lol
"Nawhkay, you did not roam a forest." 😂😂
Anyone who doesn’t think there aren’t forests all over the land around Boston have never been to Massachusetts. It’s one of the greenest areas in the country
Absolutely! Berkshire County native, can certainly confirm how green our state is! My boyfriend is from the south coast and both of us have woods behind our houses.
1:59 Totally disagree with Sona: I've lived in Western Massachusetts and I'm rock hard after Conan named all the suburbs, and other outlying areas, of Boston.
I'm not from the Boston area but you'd have to be living under a rock to not know about the legendary twinkie factory in Natick.
In Conan's defense, Sona barely works... 🤣
I am excited, because I have tickets to this year's Wet Grass Festival in Chicago! I've got my toilet paper and depends prepared for the ensuing diarrhea
As someone whose graduate advisor lived in Newton, MA, I got a kick out of the places that Conan mentioned.
the best podcast everest! :D
The end is gold!
Conan, I think you should have Steve Poltz on. The guy is hysterical. He co-wrote “you were meant for me” with Jewel. He would be a great guest for Conan! Lot of funny stories
True story, when I was about 8 years old, on a car trip with my parents and brother and sister, we started playing this game making silly nicknames out of our middle initials. Just silly cute stuff, it went back and forth a few times, things like ' banana brains'....then we got to our mom, and her middle initial was 'C' and I blurted out C*NT .. not even knowing what it meant. I ate soap for a week.
Word can't be meant to cause harm unless you know what they mean. Same thing happened to my little friend saying words he didn't know the meaning of.
The last 30 seconds are the greatest thing of all time
Conan love you happy Thanksgiving man
1:57 shoutout lol
This is so good 🤣🤣
Complete missed opportunity for the punchline "wet grass, wet ass"
One of the best intros
The reason Adam sits behind Eduardo is to make sure he’s not muting Conan 0:39
Sona Movsesian is a GOAT