That was one of the things that really bugged me. Like, Im feeling generous today and am willing to spare you after you plead for mercy. But unfortunately the game requires that I kill you. So...
Jotaro kujo I try to be lawful to be lawful in all my playthroughs. But then I see nazeem and then I black out, wake up in the middle of nowhere covered in nazeems life juices and it’s a slope into crime from there
*kills every bandit in a camp except for one last guy who walks around severely injured and stares at the leftovers of his companions* "Huh... must've been the wind."
I helped a Thalmor prisoner by killing the Justiciar and his guard. But I get 1000 bounty on Hjallmarch. And then I killed the prisoner and my bounty is gone. In my mind, wtf is happening. Is he the witnesses? And so in the future he will run to Morthal and say to a guard "Help, there's a madman that killed the Thalmors who was arresting me"
Yeah there he is! The dark brotherhood person who's about to assassinate the emperor! I also had to edit this comment due to alot of grammatical mistakes.
“You see that guy over there?” “Yeah.” “He slayed countless amounts of dragons and consumed their souls, and ended a war.” “I see.” “So... wanna rob him?”
"Of course!" "What can go wrong?" "We already finish with a lot of adventures like him , they always coward them selfs behind walls doing a lame job" "Just take your bow..."
Once i killed a dragon with some guards and when they came over to it one of them said "My cousin is out killing dragons. And what do i get? Guard duty. "
Wow did you see those leafs ? Those are some realistic leafs . And i have not seen better sky in games as well. jk Real life is far better then games :)
Me: forgets the button for menu and accidentally Fus Ro Dah’s everyone’s food off their table Guards: hey could you...not Me: accidentally steals a worthless bowl Guards: Stop! You’ve violated the law!
i got a sneak-assassin wearing full daedric armor (except for the falmer helmet, which is also heavy armor). nothing wrong with it. works pretty well indeed. you just need good perks and enchantments :P
Warhammer Kombatant ur right at sneak ten u wouldn’t have turned around and hid u would hold still about 3 feet in front of them then they’d say must have been the wind
Yeah but ya dont see a human dropping eggs which can be sold and made into food you can make a human very easily but you can't a chicken seeing how most of the time I see one
Legal ZA0 dammit. You made me laugh and I’m at work and my boss looked at me hella weirdly, then laughed with coffee in her mouth, which spilled on her keyboard which is now broken :(.
I was once so mean, I literally stole everything and I mean EVERYTHING off of all the Whiterun Guards. It was ... hilarious, they were walking around in there ahem.. loins and yeah.... XD. That's when I finally struck with my bow and yeah.. it was hilarious.... it was mean but funny. lol
I wouldn't do that in Whiterun. I mean, that's where I bought my first ever house the first time I ever played Skyrim. Might do it in Windhelm or something though...
*Thalmor walks up to a dead comrade:* "There's a killer on the loose!" *gets arrow in face* "Guess it was nothing." *gets multiple arrows everywhere and looks like a damn voodoo doll* "Must've been my imagination." *walks up to the dead Thalmor again* "I'm gonna find whoever did this!" ...Good luck with that, mate.
Hey man, don't joke. Belethar could easily dispatch of Alduin himself, let alone a mere dragon. I mean, the guy could sell his sister if he had one, who else in the game possesses that level of power?
I shot someone dead in the head, and they survived. They then walked right in front of me and looked at me and said, "Guess I was just hearing things."
Justin Massey khajiit would never steal from you, unless you accuse me of stealing, than khajiit will take everything you have, including the clothing your wearing.
The funniest thing to me, which will probably be weird, is the music. The way it starts playing when the Dragonborn appears, then stops when he's trying to run away, and then it comes back when he pops up again. That's exactly my type of humor 😂
*_YOU THINK THAT'S BAD-_* *Kills some bandits* *unlocks door and takes various items, picking up one I didn't want. Twas wine* *dropped wine* *invisibility cast* *finds another bandit, walks toward me. Should be OK because 94 sneak and invisibility* Bandit: "Hey, you dropped this" *gives wine that I dropped previously* What.
Not true.. get the ritual stone plus the ring, I forget which one it is.. but it makes your reanimated corpses explode on death. That sends your entire army of corpses into the sky and they just rain down all over skyrim. So shoot up straight so they land close but others shoot way off into the distance it's great. Not to mention u .ca. use the aethirum crown or whatever and spam your ritual stone spell...
There’s a glitch (Idk if it’s patched) that allows you to have 0 cooldown on shouts (I’ll teach you the steps in a sec). If you use slow time and spam unrelenting force, you might be able to get the same results as a giant launch, but the body will fly slower than it would if a giant launched it. Anyway, here’s how to do the glitch. First, you must have at least 5 amulets of talos. You must also have a companion that doesn’t go hostile when you turn into a werewolf, and the Dawnguard dlc so you can become a werewolf. And, of course, beast blood. Find a location where there aren’t a lot of people around. Now, talk to your companion and activate beast form at the same exact time (I recommend saving before doing this) this will allow you to become a werewolf and activate dialogue with you companion. Then trade and give your companion all of the amulets of talos. Then go to your companion’s inventory and scroll to the amulets of talos. You then must quick equip the amulets and you will be wearing all of them at once. Once you go back to being a person, you will have 100% less cooldown on your shouts, allowing you to spam. If you’re curious on how this works, what happens is you activated beast form and your companion’s dialogue so fast that the game didn’t have enough time to register that you either turned into a werewolf or talked to your companion apart. This causes the game to activate them both at the same time. Another thing that happens is when you turn into a werewolf, the game unequips all of your equipment do you don’t look really weird or become too overpowered. But since you’re able to equip stuff while trading with your companion, the game becomes confused when you quick equip the amulets of talos and equips all of them thinking you’re only wearing one amulet. And, since the game automatically re-equips your items once you exit beast form, the game doesn’t know that you will be wearing all of those amulets at the same time yet you will still get the effects of the items. And, in case you were wondering, yes. This works with other items too. You can even wear circlets under a helmet
What's funny is, during one of my first playthroughs I was somewhat of a low level and i was doing the beginning Estate mission for the thieves guild. There was one of the guards sitting in a chair and I decided i would take him out quietly but i had to do it ranged because he was in the corner and I couldn't get to him unnoticed. So i shot him in the face in sneak thinking the critical damage would kill him but he still had a sliver of health. And he stood up. And ran in my direction and i drank a potion of invisibility and got out of his way. When i wasn't there he just walked back and sat down and said "must have been my imagination" needless to say I had fallen in love with the game
When I did that for the first time, I didn’t now how to aim my bow to avoid hitting the chairs and shot many arrows into them. I wonder how drunk those guards were to convince themselves that the couple dozen arrows sticking out of the chairs were just their imagination. Some things never get old.
Me scrolling through the commits sees one saying wait I know you then... I hear wait I know you me hears wait I know you me huh looks up See's my sister playing the game 😄😄
I prefer Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall Logic: Break into Shop at night Steal entire clothes range until shelves are bare Pop in the next morning to sell all the clothes back to the retailer. Gain charisma Rinse n repeat
I think there’s actually a mechanic where if you do that, they’ll get suspicious of you. They won’t actually attack you or anything, but they have unique dialogue. I think.
@@CaptainWobbs they ask you if you seen anything and you can basically be a dick while saying no then they will day they will arrest which is funny because they will if you say fine take me to prison
I was hoping he'd shoot an arrow at one of them and then they'd say "it must have just been the wind" with an arrow in their head, that happened so many times with my stealth archer character and it never got old.
That's kind of a bad thing. Buying that game tells Bethesda it's okay to repackage a game from 5 years ago, add god rays and a couple textures (ones that look worse than old modded skyrim), and sell it for $50.
KinKuroi Yeah, sure it has mods. 3.7K mods actually, awesome! ...Except for the fact that old skyrim has 50.3K mods. It'll take years for it to catch up, and by then the new Elder Scrolls'll be out anyway so it wouldn't matter. Plus you can barely call it a remaster. It doesn't add anything besides graphics, and even that's mediocre and STILL worse looking than modded oldrim. And not everyone loved it, but that's irrelevant.
Me and stormcloaks: *Kills imperials in Whiterun* Stormcloak soldiers: says "By the gods, who did this?!" *whilst starring at dead whiterun guard they literally just killed* Me: *closes game*
Bandit: "Your money, or your life??" Man: (Pays the bandit) Bandit: (Walks away) Man: (sneaks) Man: (steals the money he paid from the bandit) Thief: "Take it! It's worth nothing to me, anyway" Elder Scrolls Logic:
My favorite thing is when they have an arrow sticking out of their face, and they say that it must’ve been the wind lmao
@Dolce i guess it's just hard to think logically with an arrow in the brain xD
Paweł Pakura No, not funny. You ruined it by trying to explain something that makes no sense
@@mattnlogan101 You mispelled "made it better", your majesty.
Lol. Been down that road so many times 😈😈😈
We have to get 60 more likes there will be 666
Guard: *kills man*
Guard: *walks over to man he just killed*
Guard: “by the Divines, this man is dead!”
"Oh, what happened??"
“I’ll find whoever did this..”
*child walks up* "Aah! Dead body!"
must've been a nonlethal strike gone wrong
Must’ve scared them off
Bandit: *I cannot best you!*
Me: Spares his life
Bandit: *You never should've come here!*
That was one of the things that really bugged me. Like, Im feeling generous today and am willing to spare you after you plead for mercy. But unfortunately the game requires that I kill you. So...
I YEILD! I YEILD!
Murder time
That always happens to me
I never let them live I’m playing the good/evil Dragonborn and I never spare anyone’s life when they attack me
List of powerful forces in Skyrim:
- dragons
- vampires
- werewolves
- dragonborn
- the wind
I mean thats True exept the Vampire werewolfes and dragons
You forgot the imagination.
The stronger ones are at the bottom.
@@ireallydontknow278 That depends on the difficulty. The wind though? That's an enemy known throughout the land.
@@EthanH1 true
Me: *accidentally steals goblet* everyone: "never should've come here"
Jotaro kujo I try to be lawful to be lawful in all my playthroughs. But then I see nazeem and then I black out, wake up in the middle of nowhere covered in nazeems life juices and it’s a slope into crime from there
Fanny Widell 🤣🤣🤣 the cloud district call for blood
Lmfaoooo so true
Accidentally steals broken wooden plate
Alex R ikr I accidentally hit a and stole some lavender in front of a gaurd had to go to jail
*kills every bandit in a camp except for one last guy who walks around severely injured and stares at the leftovers of his companions*
"Huh... must've been the wind."
One does not simply Oh My Gosh yes. 😭😭😭
I think the wind just impaled my companion with a sword... Oh well, back to staring at the wall I guess
LMAO. Yep
He tries to mental victory
Bandits put dislike this video
Bethesda Logic: Animals Count as witnesses to crimes and someone that can report crimes
Your own horse watch at you and you lose the "hidden" status.
@@ShadowlordDio
The first time I ever fast-travelled to a bandit camp I spent 5 minutes trying to find the "man" who kept on spotting me.
A dog just comes up to a guard and says "woof" and the guard looks at you and says......."STOP THIEF"
I helped a Thalmor prisoner by killing the Justiciar and his guard. But I get 1000 bounty on Hjallmarch. And then I killed the prisoner and my bounty is gone.
In my mind, wtf is happening. Is he the witnesses? And so in the future he will run to Morthal and say to a guard "Help, there's a madman that killed the Thalmors who was arresting me"
Evidence of the theory that everything since the game Oblivion has actually taken place in Oblivion, and not in Tamriel.
It explains everything.
*Slays a legendary dragon in front of bandit*
Bandit- “You never should have come here!”
Chrono Produktionen Valhalla
J'zargo+ sovngarde: am I a joke to you?
Cigar Ghost HAIL SITHIS
Yeah there he is! The dark brotherhood person who's about to assassinate the emperor! I also had to edit this comment due to alot of grammatical mistakes.
Happened to me with a single wolf😂😂
"You can't hide from me.... where are you?"
Speech 1
*100
@@sinkmagg0t no it is 1 because it is terrible
@@CRAZY-M6641 it can also be 100 if you want to be ironic about it
@@Even_04 yeah
@@CRAZY-M6641 have you ever heard of my best buddy "a joke"? Pretty cool dude
*Kills everyone except one bandit*
"I'm gonna find whoever did this."
*goes back to staring at campfire*
The life of an NPC
Body’s still warm. Looks like there’s a killer about.
He needs to come up with a strategy
Kills everyone in the city: doesn't care
Picks flower: *never should have come here*
why does this have no comments? (well except mine now, of course?
That would actually be pretty legit in Valenwood.
Something like this happens in Far Cry Primal
Hello khajiit.
“You see that guy over there?”
“Yeah.”
“He slayed countless amounts of dragons and consumed their souls, and ended a war.”
“I see.”
“So... wanna rob him?”
That's what gonna happen if ones choose to brave the cold skyrim nights with a belly full of ale/mead/wine..
“Let’s go MUG EM”
Dietrich Hrabak what if there jesus
"Of course!"
"What can go wrong?"
"We already finish with a lot of adventures like him , they always coward them selfs behind walls doing a lame job"
"Just take your bow..."
@@trindalas I was really hoping somebody made this reference.
my favourite line fron an enemy is "Must be the wind", lol
"never should have come here"
Cescolo I love it when they're screaming where are at the too if their lungs and you're right in front of them
"HA! I've suffered worse during training!"
You've suffered worse then a daedric sword to the gut in training?
My favorite combat line is "ILL MOUNT YOUR HEAD ON MY WALL!"
Cescolo and they say that when your in a cave
I respect them for being able to keep a straight face when he was waddling away in the beginning.
I doubt they managed at once
😂😂😂 i couldn't
I see the guy with the bow grinning a tiny bit
🤣
Probably took a few takes 😂
Once i killed a dragon with some guards and when they came over to it one of them said "My cousin is out killing dragons. And what do i get? Guard duty. "
He must've hit too much Skooma
Nice to meet you cuzzz.
Bandit: "I yield, I yield!"
Me: (Walks away)
*_Bandit: "I will kill every last one of you!"_*
*takes arrow to the face, gets to 1 health*
"WHO'S THERE? NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE"
*dragonborn hides*
"i must be seeing things"
Arrow to the knee*
if they took an arrow to the knee, they would say "that's it, no more adventures"
Some deadly things, apparently 😆
You won’t get the best of me! I cannot best you!
*No more I Yield! I Yield!*
This mod is really realistic.
Wow did you see those leafs ? Those are some realistic leafs .
And i have not seen better sky in games as well.
jk Real life is far better then games :)
That's a very broad statement..
Psychopath Ai I agree
Dominik Kuharić Not tru
Stardust_ Abomination a joke lad or lass.
Me: forgets the button for menu and accidentally Fus Ro Dah’s everyone’s food off their table
Guards: hey could you...not
Me: accidentally steals a worthless bowl
Guards: Stop! You’ve violated the law!
0:56 *“Body's still warm, looks like there's a killer about”*
I love how in every Skyrim video the dragonborn is wearing an iron helmet despite the skills he's proficient in.
TheoCampbell *sneaks away while wearing heavy armor*
i got a sneak-assassin wearing full daedric armor (except for the falmer helmet, which is also heavy armor). nothing wrong with it. works pretty well indeed. you just need good perks and enchantments :P
TheoCampbell enchant boots with muffle and get conditioning perk. Might as well be wearing light armor that just looks more badass
Blah b glitches are unnecessary though
That reminds me of the potions in Morrowind... When INT boosted created potion's efficiency...
Me: *Clicks wrong button and accidentally steals a plate.*
Everyone in the town: " nEvEr sHoUlD hAvE cOme hErE!!! "
*Draws weapons.*
Me: Steals a platter
Guards: You never should have come here.
But wait, I have the Naruto Overhaul mod installed.
Sage mode activate.
Everyone hates thieves, but also ignores killers. Bethesda logic.
Mewho just wanted a sweet roll *;-;*
Goldie 1000000000 bounty added to whiterun
Just don't touch a chicken..
Why aren't there more Khajit in Skyrim? They went elsewhere. ;)
M Vess haha
*khajiit *elsweyr
That's punny
Jeak Ol bit of a woooosh there
@@jeakol1389 aye you got the joke congrats
When you fus ro dah someone into oblivion and they get up and say “must’ve been the wind” they’re not exactly wrong
The fact that he got up from that unrelenting force shout made it so much more hilarious.
g4hardcore o wow you got the joke !!!
Gavlick Apthesycerski well, there was more than one joke methinks
g4hardcore must have been the wind
The fact that they even got the ragdoll to look right is incredible.
Madlads
“Skyrim Sneak Logic”
Yes, but only at Sneak 100.
You can literally get to sneak 100 in 25 minutes
Warhammer Kombatant ur right at sneak ten u wouldn’t have turned around and hid u would hold still about 3 feet in front of them then they’d say must have been the wind
@DanielEndless add in some muffled boots and you're set.
Go to the high rothgar and torture a greybeard with a dagger on sneaky mode while the gane is on legendary. You will reach sneak 100 very fast
@@Dee-tx2tk i do the same but with a horse
Me: *kills someone*
Guards: its not that bad
Me: *accidentally hits a chicken*
THE ENTIRE WORLD: *attacking me*
Sir those are the emotional support chickens please leave them alone
Yeah but ya dont see a human dropping eggs which can be sold and made into food you can make a human very easily but you can't a chicken seeing how most of the time I see one
Zu wardo
Why is this soooo true?!?!
Must have been the wind
Im gonna find whoever did this
You have sneak killed countless people......what do you say in your defense?
Dragonborn: ima thane
Guard: oh I'm sorry my thane
Legal ZA0 dammit. You made me laugh and I’m at work and my boss looked at me hella weirdly, then laughed with coffee in her mouth, which spilled on her keyboard which is now broken :(.
Jason Weber I'm sorry
@@JW-mr5mh yeahhhhhhh
Legal ZA0 art imitates life
Somewhat authentic for medieval life
"You think you can take me?"
*gets brutally kill cam'ed*
Me: The archer was pretty cute.
Archer: (starts talking)
Me: THATS A GUY!!!!!!!
Haha ikr. Would still tap
(peter griffin voice) "WHAT IS EVERYTHING?!"
still bang
Win
Do I detect some...
bIsExUaL cOnFiUsIoN??
This is unrealistic, I never forget to steal the pants along with the shirt.
I know right? Didn't even steal his weapon .
I was once so mean, I literally stole everything and I mean EVERYTHING off of all the Whiterun Guards. It was ... hilarious, they were walking around in there ahem.. loins and yeah.... XD. That's when I finally struck with my bow and yeah.. it was hilarious.... it was mean but funny. lol
i know right?
I wouldn't do that in Whiterun. I mean, that's where I bought my first ever house the first time I ever played Skyrim. Might do it in Windhelm or something though...
FireSniper maybe cus if you dont buy whiterun house the first time you just dont ever play the main questline
The ragdoll flying is so in-game. LMAO
?
Dude is so spot on
Brings me back to my first encounter with a giant hahaha
Alduin: "die by breath"
Giants: can send anyone and anything into the astrosphere.
*Thalmor walks up to a dead comrade:* "There's a killer on the loose!"
*gets arrow in face* "Guess it was nothing."
*gets multiple arrows everywhere and looks like a damn voodoo doll* "Must've been my imagination."
*walks up to the dead Thalmor again* "I'm gonna find whoever did this!"
...Good luck with that, mate.
Bandit: *sees that I have very powerful armor and weapons and know very dangerous spells*
Bandit: *proceeds to rob me with nothing but a dagger*
Dragon armor and weapons go brr
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll
That's my line.
You beat me to it, thumbs up, LOL
Minifridge INFACT THEY DID THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Hilarious and original
Where is my fucking sweetroll
Looks like he went to the cloud district
sandwich Do you make it to the cloud district often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
I can send u there. FUS Ro DAH
I'll have you know that there's no PUSSSIIIIEEEEE
Do you make it to the cloud district very often? Hmm what am I saying Of course you don't
Very often
Even 3 years late, I'm glad this got recommended, and I clicked on it. Indeed words alone don't express my euphoria. Well done.
Skyrim has so many flaws, but that's why we love it.
“You never should have come here” shopkeeper to dragon 🐉
"I yield! I yield!" same shopkeeper versus random wolves.
Hey man, don't joke. Belethar could easily dispatch of Alduin himself, let alone a mere dragon. I mean, the guy could sell his sister if he had one, who else in the game possesses that level of power?
@@nocturnallycan6385 MAYBE he already sold her off before we ever met her.
Holy damn, you're right!
@@nocturnallycan6385 I like how Alduin to you is not a dragon.
I love the way he runs back like, abort mission!
Dash Storm Hahah I loved that too
Mission failed, we’ll get em next time.
Dash Storm
Hikaru x Karu
Dash Storm missom failed well get em next time
Mission failed we'll get 'em next time
I love the blue-haired guy's hair. Long hair is fricking amazing.
The funniest thing is the entire video is pretty accurate to the game logic
Damn that was badass!
TrueMOBSTER Hey TrueMobster looking forward to another one of your videos. Do a collab maybe? A real life GTA in the states would be awesome!
TrueMOBSTER Fallout Logic, the humans are the exact same way, but the robots automatically see you
TrueMOBSTER
And Is
Brilliant 😂😂
TrueMOBSTER LOL
U forgot when you shoot someone they don't even notice
Or when you shoot someone in the face, then they they say "must've been the wind"
shoots knee but chicken jumps in last second
When you shoot someone in there eye and there like "that must have been my imagination "
when they say "did you hear something?" with an arrow on the face
I shot someone dead in the head, and they survived. They then walked right in front of me and looked at me and said, "Guess I was just hearing things."
“You can’t hide from me!” “Where are you?!” *Gets blown into oblivion*
Ah another GD *and* Skyrim fan
Crypto [GD] hard to find right?
@@shinyemerald254 idk I've just seen you now
@@shinyemerald254 btw thank you for subscribing :D
It must be my imaginatio--
Two years ago today, I was introduced to skyrim for the first time, this video was in my recommended.
Player: *gets killed by 12 guards*
Guards: im going to find whoever did this.
Morning Coffee They just start shooting each other
USA Police in a nutshell.
@@sk8_bort🤣
Morning Coffee yep Skyrim logic
in fallout 4 bandits speak to you after killing you :D (bethesda is clearly evolving)
I know your type, always sneaking about.
You look like the sneaky sort
You can't fool me with your honeyed words
Who took my sweetroll !!!!
Justin Massey khajiit would never steal from you, unless you accuse me of stealing, than khajiit will take everything you have, including the clothing your wearing.
Look at the muscles on you.
The funniest thing to me, which will probably be weird, is the music. The way it starts playing when the Dragonborn appears, then stops when he's trying to run away, and then it comes back when he pops up again. That's exactly my type of humor 😂
Not weird, that part was hilarious
The bandit:(literally dies)
Also him: must've been the wind
*_YOU THINK THAT'S BAD-_*
*Kills some bandits*
*unlocks door and takes various items, picking up one I didn't want. Twas wine*
*dropped wine*
*invisibility cast*
*finds another bandit, walks toward me. Should be OK because 94 sneak and invisibility*
Bandit: "Hey, you dropped this"
*gives wine that I dropped previously*
What.
A N G E R Y S N A K E 😭
A N G E R Y S N A K E that happened to me in whiterun
Happened to me when i stole something in someone home. Biggest scare i got from the game.
Like,
Thanks sir have a nice day.
(Minute he turns around pelt him with arrows)
The opera piece was PERFECT!
Psychokitty121 do you know the name?
It's called Brindisi from La Traviata I believe. First time I heard it was in The Phantom of the Opera Mini Series with Charles Dance.
ua-cam.com/video/zRvNL-A9gGs/v-deo.html
Thanks :)
Can we just talk about how beautifully edited this is?
the best part is when they look at you while saying “come out”
1:11
The only time someone flies like that in Skyrim is when you're being slammed into orbit by a giant
zeratul7975 so true xD
Not true.. get the ritual stone plus the ring, I forget which one it is.. but it makes your reanimated corpses explode on death. That sends your entire army of corpses into the sky and they just rain down all over skyrim. So shoot up straight so they land close but others shoot way off into the distance it's great. Not to mention u .ca. use the aethirum crown or whatever and spam your ritual stone spell...
There’s a glitch (Idk if it’s patched) that allows you to have 0 cooldown on shouts (I’ll teach you the steps in a sec). If you use slow time and spam unrelenting force, you might be able to get the same results as a giant launch, but the body will fly slower than it would if a giant launched it.
Anyway, here’s how to do the glitch. First, you must have at least 5 amulets of talos. You must also have a companion that doesn’t go hostile when you turn into a werewolf, and the Dawnguard dlc so you can become a werewolf. And, of course, beast blood. Find a location where there aren’t a lot of people around. Now, talk to your companion and activate beast form at the same exact time (I recommend saving before doing this) this will allow you to become a werewolf and activate dialogue with you companion. Then trade and give your companion all of the amulets of talos. Then go to your companion’s inventory and scroll to the amulets of talos. You then must quick equip the amulets and you will be wearing all of them at once. Once you go back to being a person, you will have 100% less cooldown on your shouts, allowing you to spam.
If you’re curious on how this works, what happens is you activated beast form and your companion’s dialogue so fast that the game didn’t have enough time to register that you either turned into a werewolf or talked to your companion apart. This causes the game to activate them both at the same time. Another thing that happens is when you turn into a werewolf, the game unequips all of your equipment do you don’t look really weird or become too overpowered. But since you’re able to equip stuff while trading with your companion, the game becomes confused when you quick equip the amulets of talos and equips all of them thinking you’re only wearing one amulet. And, since the game automatically re-equips your items once you exit beast form, the game doesn’t know that you will be wearing all of those amulets at the same time yet you will still get the effects of the items. And, in case you were wondering, yes. This works with other items too. You can even wear circlets under a helmet
I was in a cave when that happened and I glitched the fuck out
Or using the giants weapon mod.
What's funny is, during one of my first playthroughs I was somewhat of a low level and i was doing the beginning Estate mission for the thieves guild. There was one of the guards sitting in a chair and I decided i would take him out quietly but i had to do it ranged because he was in the corner and I couldn't get to him unnoticed. So i shot him in the face in sneak thinking the critical damage would kill him but he still had a sliver of health. And he stood up. And ran in my direction and i drank a potion of invisibility and got out of his way. When i wasn't there he just walked back and sat down and said "must have been my imagination" needless to say I had fallen in love with the game
Lol ☕
When I did that for the first time, I didn’t now how to aim my bow to avoid hitting the chairs and shot many arrows into them. I wonder how drunk those guards were to convince themselves that the couple dozen arrows sticking out of the chairs were just their imagination. Some things never get old.
Pook Martianbug they probably were on Skooma
That's how most of us fell in love with it.
Mostly Raptor still people playing that old as game?
Me : *Bashes sword
Guards : Must've been the wind
Me scrolling through the commits sees one saying wait I know you then... I hear wait I know you me hears wait I know you me huh looks up See's my sister playing the game 😄😄
Я чуть не умерла от смеха 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Ребята, вы супер!
I prefer Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall Logic:
Break into Shop at night
Steal entire clothes range until shelves are bare
Pop in the next morning to sell all the clothes back to the retailer.
Gain charisma
Rinse n repeat
Unfortunately daggerfall won't run on Windows 10
@@KangJangkrik at least it run at window 7 right?
@@jcdentongaming1304 prob not ^_-
@@KangJangkrik did you use compatibility mode?
@@ww6372 still not working, the only way is running it in virtual machine
Me: *kills someone*
Guard: *walks over to the body and sees me standing over it with my bloody weapons drawn*
Guard: “Who did this!?”
I think there’s actually a mechanic where if you do that, they’ll get suspicious of you. They won’t actually attack you or anything, but they have unique dialogue.
I think.
Captain Wobbuffet Yeah
I’m going to find whoever did this.
Must be the wind
@@CaptainWobbs they ask you if you seen anything and you can basically be a dick while saying no then they will day they will arrest which is funny because they will if you say fine take me to prison
"I'll find who did this"
Then go back to bed ...
"Nice Try But Im Way Sneakier Then You."
-*Solid Snake*
*YOU PICKED A BAD TIME TO GET LOST FRIEND.*
Bandit to dragon
You picked the wrong dragonborn fool!
can you make me blood-kin?
Never Should Come Here
FUS-RODAH!
This video proofs that Skyrim AI and physics are based on real life.
все очень класно, никогда не подумала бы, что в жизни все настолько абсурдно выглядит ))
Ага)
Bandit: IS ANYONE THERE?
Player: *Pickpockets his armor and weapons*
Bandit: Huh, guess it was nothing.
This was hilarious man. Thank you.
Tommy Callaway ima Reply too this One year Later just so you can come back to this and watch it again
I laughed so hard as the guy scampered away the first time and the other two guys just watched before saying "Huh, Guess it was nothing"
Sliver Stream Same! It’s exactly what happens in-game, but it’s way more hilarious in real life 😂
This was actually VERY well made. I'm thoroughly impressed. Great work
I love coming back to this video.
"Must be my imagin-..." Brillant (as the whole video!)! :D
I was hoping he'd shoot an arrow at one of them and then they'd say "it must have just been the wind" with an arrow in their head, that happened so many times with my stealth archer character and it never got old.
Sticks some hard wind, :) blow some wooden branch right into arm/leg or head.
Lord Helmchen at the time of this comment you have 420 likes
Holy moly what is this?! :D How can that get so many likes...
Oh yeah and 420 BLAZE IT! :D
*Shoots arrow in head*
Bandit: "Did you hear something?"
*10 seconds of walking in a circle*
"Hmm, must've been my imagination..."
Edge they have great pain resistance.
The way he flies through the air is so accurate
The captions!!!
Retreat crunching!
Fatal leaf crunching!
So good to see skyrim videos back on YT
Its all thanks to Special Edition. ^ ^
That's kind of a bad thing.
Buying that game tells Bethesda it's okay to repackage a game from 5 years ago, add god rays and a couple textures (ones that look worse than old modded skyrim), and sell it for $50.
..Well you got mods as well..and plus its an old game that everyone loved. ofcourse it deserves a remaster. look at crash.
KinKuroi
Yeah, sure it has mods. 3.7K mods actually, awesome!
...Except for the fact that old skyrim has 50.3K mods. It'll take years for it to catch up, and by then the new Elder Scrolls'll be out anyway so it wouldn't matter.
Plus you can barely call it a remaster. It doesn't add anything besides graphics, and even that's mediocre and STILL worse looking than modded oldrim.
And not everyone loved it, but that's irrelevant.
I guess you got a point. oh well, i respect your opinion. im still gonna get it though. luckily, i managed to get it for just 37£. ^ ^
*S N E A K 1 0 0*
Design Clan *SNEAK 100000000000000000000*
Sneak 100 i do that :D it’s fked up srsly
+100 Pickpocket.
Let's get to bashing butts as well as dEEz nuts
legendary 100 sneak 100.
You guys did a great work. It's awesome
Me and stormcloaks: *Kills imperials in Whiterun*
Stormcloak soldiers: says "By the gods, who did this?!" *whilst starring at dead whiterun guard they literally just killed*
Me: *closes game*
u forgot about a bucket-on-a-head-sneak mechanism guuuys
Hahahahhahahahhaahhahahahaahh
maybe animating a floating bucket would be cumbersome
it's not floating
they just need to wear a god damn bucket
Just Someone Or they could use a real bucket...
HAHA you love ragdolls don't you?!
Shutter Authority I know I do 😆
Shutter Authority I live and breath ragdolls lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂
good ol ragdoll physics.
Ragdolls > Gibs
t850terminator dude what's your icon it looks badass
Xxd a felirat volt a legjobb "végzetes levél ropogás" nagyon tetszett csak így tovább annak aki csinálta
*gets impaled with arrow but does not die* must have been my imagination
"You won't leave here ali-"
"Uglh..."
“Never shoulda come here”
ayegenee "You call yourself a Nord?"
“I’ll mount your head on my w-“
“Ughh...”
“Bad Time to get lost traveler”
"Can't wait to count on your coi--"
"Ughh"
*Search Bandit inventory*
*Take 12 gold coins*
When are you gonna make an apology video for what you did, Nukazooka?
Like if you want Nukazooka OFF of UA-cam!
#JusticeForEmma
Its not like that in thr game
iamnotdavid its a joke
iamnotdavid, obviously someone doesn't have the right mods
iamnotdavid No shit Sherlock
Well obviously, what else were you expecting
"Hey look a werewolf!"
"Gotta pay these bills somehow!"
Bandit:MERCY!!!!
Me:okay i will let u go(casually walks away)
Also bandit:SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDSSS
Geez, I was just expecting some stupid parody, but this actually has an awesome production!
Herma Nubis wym parody? To me this is just like the actual Skyrim gameplay?
Bandit: "Your money, or your life??"
Man: (Pays the bandit)
Bandit: (Walks away)
Man: (sneaks)
Man: (steals the money he paid from the bandit)
Thief: "Take it! It's worth nothing to me, anyway"
Elder Scrolls Logic:
Wtf you're supposed to kill them then steal their stuff
ua-cam.com/video/UjTv8ivh7mY/v-deo.html
How the Bandit became a Thief?
Angery Crabbo yeah you took that from a video
Maybe it really is worth nothing to him and he thrives on the stimulation from stealing money itself.
Awesome! Great FX, feel, comedic timing. Noice!
Awsome video , awsome special effects . I couldn't stop laughing all along , this is Skyrim!
Dragonborn: *steals sweetroll*
Guard: by the order of the jarl!
Guard: *kills dragonborn*
Guard: wait,I know you.
Omg that really confused me at first
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
Skyrim is easily one of my favorite video games of all time
who cares
I do lol
I dont
It is my favorite games of all time. No game has the sense of adventure that Skyrim does.
Nick Baker for real I have the special edition I love it
the only crime is not using the most iconic of the stealth lines : "must have just been the wind"
That's why my fellow guards keep dissappearing.
The best live action Fus Ro Dah I've ever seen xD
To bad he died, he seemed like a good candidate for the Skyrim Space Program.
Excellent. Really well done and putting in the man voice for the lady was brilliant
Can we all just respect how good this video looks.