Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier (Whole Show)

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  • @angelsubliminals2543
    @angelsubliminals2543 5 років тому +6080

    Jasmine: *sets the birds free*
    Jafar: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

    • @janecrest8142
      @janecrest8142 5 років тому +507

      Angelina Pahopou SHE DIDN’T THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS

    • @kaisetic3150
      @kaisetic3150 5 років тому +278

      @@janecrest8142 *OH MY GOD SHE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT*

    • @calculuswastough3140
      @calculuswastough3140 5 років тому +80

      OMG this is so criminally underliked save me I'm dying of laughter lmaooo

    • @thepoppets1052
      @thepoppets1052 5 років тому +50

      @@kaisetic3150 *ARE YOU FRIGHTENED?*

    • @legocapitanfordo5821
      @legocapitanfordo5821 8 місяців тому

      YEAH I THINK IM STARTING TO BE​@@thepoppets1052

  • @HaganeNoGijutsushi
    @HaganeNoGijutsushi 4 роки тому +7235

    Cruella: "I only wished for a coat made of puppies!"
    Literally every villain: "Ewwww!"
    Disney: "You know what, maybe she had a point."

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 3 роки тому +547

      Disney: Let's give her a movie!

    • @Retro_Red
      @Retro_Red 3 роки тому +519

      Disney: Oh she has a good heart, she just went through a Devil Wears Prada/Mean Girls phase and never grew out of it.

    • @simply_nebulous
      @simply_nebulous 3 роки тому +315

      @@ezelfrancisco1349 I'm down for a movie. I just don't want a redemption arc.

    • @iisgreen6930
      @iisgreen6930 3 роки тому +287

      Seriously though. If they wanted to continue the "reboot but from the villain's perspective" Jafar would be the perfect choice.

    • @killgarraghforever
      @killgarraghforever 3 роки тому +214

      @@Retro_Red They better not give her a redemption arc. Cruella was a bitch and that is the defining point of her character, and why she's such a good villain.

  • @inyourwalls6053
    @inyourwalls6053 4 роки тому +4142

    *Ja’far:* First I lost her to the Sultan, then I lost her to Heaven
    *Me:* crying

  • @clottedscream
    @clottedscream 2 роки тому +7577

    The “ok Jesus Christ I don’t know what’s going on here” is perhaps the greatest payoff to any bit ever

    • @Jellybeansatdusk
      @Jellybeansatdusk 2 роки тому +898

      I love how they’ve been praising Allah the whole time and then there it’s just “ok Jesus Christ” 😂

    • @geo_licious
      @geo_licious 2 роки тому +241

      Perfect breaking of tension

    • @lyly_lei_lei
      @lyly_lei_lei 2 роки тому +144

      @@Jellybeansatdusk You know that Jesus is a prominent figure in Islam, right? Like he’s a major figure, and according to Islam he’s a “son of Allah” in a similar way that Abraham and Moses were.

    • @Jellybeansatdusk
      @Jellybeansatdusk 2 роки тому +129

      @@lyly_lei_lei yeah, he’s like a prophet, but he’s not the same as Allah and on top of that in Islam you’re not supposed to depict religious figures but apparently it’s ok to curse their names?

    • @lyly_lei_lei
      @lyly_lei_lei 2 роки тому +70

      @@Jellybeansatdusk I guess you’re right but granted you’re not supposed to curse God’s name in Christianity or Judaism, either, yet people do it all the time.

  • @wickjersey5732
    @wickjersey5732 5 років тому +18424

    most theatre companies: no one will care about your musicals if they're online and freely accessible!
    team starkid: hold my coffee

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 років тому +1220

      Hold my jammin' cup of java mocha latte with a frappe for you Jack-

    • @brch2
      @brch2 5 років тому +464

      It's not that no one will care, it's that theaters full of people wouldn't pay hundreds of dollars a seat for months straight if people knew the shows would eventually be online.
      (This is not my viewpoint, but the supposed viewpoint of those involved with Broadway and Off Broadway productions... or plays in general in many cases).

    • @dangreen3868
      @dangreen3868 5 років тому +611

      @@brch2 yet starkid still sells out tickets every time.

    • @brch2
      @brch2 5 років тому +320

      @@dangreen3868 Starkid tickets aren't hundreds of dollars per seat. And I should have clarified... that is the theaters'/production companies' reasoning I was stating (not that they don't think people would care, but they don't think they'd sell as many tickets at such high prices if they put their shows up for viewing regularly). There is also the fact that when it comes to putting plays up in traditional media, the rules regarding profit/pay and other factors are different, and makes it more complicated. But... several musicals (Newsies, Shrek, and Legally Blonde being three big ones) have done it in recent years, and hopefully a trend will form where more Broadway and Off Broadway productions will start showing their plays, at least after they're over.

    • @yeetusdeleetus650
      @yeetusdeleetus650 5 років тому +223

      Bootlegs:allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @meg4322
    @meg4322 5 років тому +12978

    Poor Ja'far... Can you imagine walking into town and having everyone immediately burst into a whole MUSICAL NUMBER with CHOREOGRAPHY about how much they hate you

    • @sophie_manophie820
      @sophie_manophie820 5 років тому +802

      This is what my mind thinks will happen when I tripped in a hallway

    • @bbblastxr
      @bbblastxr 5 років тому +152

      Wow that’s my life story

    • @pinklemonade3367
      @pinklemonade3367 5 років тому +137

      Belle

    • @dusknightwings7821
      @dusknightwings7821 5 років тому +238

      Reverse Gaston.

    • @tophat_ted
      @tophat_ted 5 років тому +59

      Meg Conquest just sounds like a regular day at my high school

  • @ACuteLIttleGirl
    @ACuteLIttleGirl 5 років тому +2729

    Jasmine: Wow. You live here?
    Aladdin: Eh, I'm squattin' here.
    Later
    Aladdin: I live here.
    Also Aladdin: No I live here.
    Aladdin: Nooooo. You're just squattin' here.
    That's quite the callback

    • @alexc9985
      @alexc9985 4 роки тому +16

      yess!!!

    • @emmae2520
      @emmae2520 4 роки тому +11

      @@maddy5827 Fight Club, probably?

    • @18haylo
      @18haylo 4 роки тому +6

      @@maddy5827 I think the first Spider-Man movie.

    • @GARBAGE_MOVIE0
      @GARBAGE_MOVIE0 17 днів тому +1

      I think im the only one who got vibes of Gollum in that one scene

  • @Bauq816
    @Bauq816 Рік тому +1557

    “Follow the golden rule” turning into “Follow the gold and rule” truly is genius. Such good songwriting.

    • @dishesabadchannel7049
      @dishesabadchannel7049 Місяць тому +6

      On my first watch I completely missed this, thank god my dumbass got it on the 27th watch

  • @sarahchapman236
    @sarahchapman236 4 роки тому +6952

    Everybody is commenting on Lauren's iconic, "why is everyone on the kingdom white?" But before her, Jaime is just having an existential crisis like "why does the sun go down at night?!"

    • @cjck1344
      @cjck1344 4 роки тому +822

      The sun is a man. A cowardly man. And I scare him away at the end of every day by screaming at him like tHIS- AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @quuenC
      @quuenC 4 роки тому +208

      Chorn didnt reach the sun part with Schwoopsie

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 роки тому +49

      @@cjck1344 yes smelly balls well done

    • @frann8002
      @frann8002 4 роки тому +51

      @@cjck1344 honestly, I wonder how he came with that conclusion...

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 4 роки тому +44

      Filo
      because he was yelling at the sun, obviously

  • @emilyprins9143
    @emilyprins9143 5 років тому +9169

    "It is my right, Jafar!"
    "But is it right?"
    The most underrated line in the whole show

    • @sorenmine7765
      @sorenmine7765 5 років тому +168

      But is it underrated?

    • @rubify3753
      @rubify3753 5 років тому +139

      This boy has RRROBBED me

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 5 років тому +169

      @@sorenmine7765 A Buffalo monster
      I N A _C A P E_

    • @aiai4068
      @aiai4068 5 років тому +30

      dude i read this as i heard it omg

    • @countrabid
      @countrabid 5 років тому +56

      this line & its delivery took me by the hair and flung me back to hamilton: the musical

  • @1iz.b0t
    @1iz.b0t 5 років тому +7221

    "Well unlike aladin, he probably had a family who loved him"
    "Exactly"
    "yeah,"

    • @koink909
      @koink909 5 років тому +181

      One L and two D's

    • @michaelspence2508
      @michaelspence2508 5 років тому +95

      @@koink909 That's weird...

    • @msola5
      @msola5 4 роки тому +43

      Michael Spence yeah it’s wierd…

    • @celiakeener245
      @celiakeener245 4 роки тому +21

      why did i scroll across this comment right as i watched that part

    • @lennitheghost
      @lennitheghost 4 роки тому +9

      celia keener that happens to me all the time, it’s weird but cool.

  • @bastienfelix4605
    @bastienfelix4605 2 роки тому +7073

    I just realized that the disney “villains” singing in “Twisted” were not randomly chosen. They each represent one of jafar’s motivations and show him that you can’t always have what you want without hurting other people.
    Ursula represents his desire to be respected by the people and to be a fair ruler.
    Scar represents his desire for equality between people from all backgrounds.
    Gaston represents his love for his wife and his desire to save her.
    Maleficent represents his desire to fit in amongst the people and the court.
    Captain hook represents his frustration caused by the Princess’ lack of responsibility.
    Huge props to the people that wrote this musical. This level of depth is just incredible(unless i’m over-interpreting).

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 2 роки тому +1212

      Cruella represents his desire for a puppy coat

    • @theothertonydutch
      @theothertonydutch 2 роки тому +410

      @@stoutyyyy I mean ya gotta have a puppy coat!

    • @weslovett7186
      @weslovett7186 2 роки тому +484

      The fact this musical pointed out their motivations were reasonable while also not justifying other Disney villain actions YEAH CRUELLA is astounding. I love the realistic ideal they went for. What college do they go to lol

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 2 роки тому +142

      Over-interpreting, sure.
      But that is a clever analysis

    • @Crystal-lz6bm
      @Crystal-lz6bm 2 роки тому +269

      Cruella is his intrusive thoughts

  • @whateverIFeelLike
    @whateverIFeelLike 4 роки тому +11813

    "Follow the golden rule."
    "Follow the gold, and rule."
    No one talks about this brilliant writing

    • @VictorSilvestri
      @VictorSilvestri 4 роки тому +358

      it's insane how good the writing in this is

    • @cass3026
      @cass3026 4 роки тому +66

      i’m pretty sure it’s a line from aladdin

    • @whateverIFeelLike
      @whateverIFeelLike 4 роки тому +451

      @@cass3026 not quite, the line from Aladdin that they used is "Have you heard of the golden rule? Whoever has the gold makes the rules." Like it's clear that's what this was based off of but it isn't a direct quote

    • @cass3026
      @cass3026 4 роки тому +79

      @@whateverIFeelLike ooo i see, thanks for correcting me!

    • @kandyappleview
      @kandyappleview 3 роки тому +30

      i talk about this brilliant writing all the time...seriously ALLLLL the time.

  • @jesuschrist7631
    @jesuschrist7631 5 років тому +6858

    i love that robert manion has a whole monologue and solo but everyone collectively decided that his defining moment is *'HE FUCKED A TIGER'*

    • @yeahlex_campbell3276
      @yeahlex_campbell3276 5 років тому +168

      Wait where’s the monologue, I’ve been going through it and I can’t find it

    • @jesuschrist7631
      @jesuschrist7631 5 років тому +294

      Lex Campbell the gaston monologue

    • @tuna1564
      @tuna1564 5 років тому +109

      THE DROP THOOOO

    • @ihavenoideawhatimdoing389
      @ihavenoideawhatimdoing389 5 років тому +388

      No, Robert's best part is 100% *carpet swishy noises*

    • @thuyvu9263
      @thuyvu9263 5 років тому +40

      GRRRRAAAAPPPPEEEESSSS

  • @alexlorraine437
    @alexlorraine437 5 років тому +17571

    " It's all your fault Jafar" has the same energy as "thanks Hermione".

    • @GEhotpants101
      @GEhotpants101 5 років тому +379

      Very important to point out.

    • @connorolive5970
      @connorolive5970 5 років тому +669

      fire shitter has the same energy as tiger fucker

    • @seignee
      @seignee 5 років тому +116

      connor olive too accurate

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 5 років тому +494

      Its all your fault Jafar, Thanks Hermione, Tiger Fucker and Fire Shitter.
      The four horsemen of Apocalipse

    • @clarkepercivaljaeblood4886
      @clarkepercivaljaeblood4886 5 років тому +116

      At least the last "accusation" was a positive note, right?
      Yeah, the captain of the guards busting out that line was SUPER *funny*.

  • @yuarentlucky
    @yuarentlucky 2 роки тому +3907

    I don't know if Starkid intended this but Aladdin was somehow such a good representation of what a groomer is. They pretend to be sad, to understand the victim, but they only want sexual gratification.

    • @BusiedSasher
      @BusiedSasher Рік тому +137

      Fr thooooo

    • @sunshineeee
      @sunshineeee Рік тому +155

      Yeah! That was the character intention

    • @deadberrry
      @deadberrry Рік тому +138

      yeah its 100% intentional and really well done

    • @phoenixfrommars5832
      @phoenixfrommars5832 Рік тому +82

      well in Movies a couple of Years ago it was mostly played for Jokes when Men were Nice Guys or pressuring Woman into Relationsips, they do not want, but since the men is the POV it is ok.
      Just in the recent few Years this behavior is getting called out, and i am glad of it. Here they show how fucked up this sort of behavior really is.

    • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911
      @GeneralLiuofBoston1911 Рік тому +10

      Honestly, so true

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT 5 років тому +9012

    can we all just acknowledge how great jafar’s actor was

    • @rowan_like_the_tree
      @rowan_like_the_tree 5 років тому +689

      his name is dylan saunders and i love him!!

    • @ediemoore7712
      @ediemoore7712 5 років тому +361

      Ooh if your new to us Starkid weirdos and you like Harry Potter go and watch A Very Potter Musical!!

    • @ediemoore7712
      @ediemoore7712 5 років тому +92

      But yes he is amazing!!

    • @Liletter
      @Liletter 5 років тому +299

      DYLAN SAUNDERS FOR BROADWAY

    • @QueenRedRosemary
      @QueenRedRosemary 5 років тому +181

      Dylan Saunders is an amazing actor and singer, I highly recommend checking out Starship.

  • @gracenblackwelder7727
    @gracenblackwelder7727 5 років тому +8464

    "You can't make a Lawful Good character interesting"
    Starkid: Hold my beer

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 5 років тому +330

      whoever said that is a prick. I run LG characters all the time. And while they may or may not be interesting to my friends, they're always interesting to me. There have been relevant character conflicts.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 5 років тому +335

      He was more NG than LG. He did good even when he had to go against the law

    • @peterparkersashes6253
      @peterparkersashes6253 5 років тому +34

      Gracen Blackwelder it’s entertaining if nobody else is

    • @olliefischer
      @olliefischer 5 років тому +287

      @@MurasakiTsukimaru eh, i would argue that a LG character is allowed--nay, obligated--to go against the law when said law is corrupt or ill-intentioned.

    • @melodyparker5003
      @melodyparker5003 5 років тому +76

      @@MurasakiTsukimaru doesnt lawful mean they follow their own rules to a T

  • @karlaewe4294
    @karlaewe4294 4 роки тому +3646

    Honestly, Disney WISH they could make something like this, Maleficent is shaking

    • @gabeheartz13saravia97
      @gabeheartz13saravia97 3 роки тому +11

      Sherrezade, I think I read about her in middle school (1,001 Nights Read 180)

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 3 роки тому +6

      @@gabeheartz13saravia97 sherezade, im pretty sure is kinda the author of the whole 1001 night right?

    • @malthewriterwizard
      @malthewriterwizard 4 місяці тому +20

      Thought this was a shot at Wish (2023) until I saw the post date lmao. The comment aged really well!

    • @ParkourRoyal
      @ParkourRoyal 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@malthewriterwizardBRO SAME

    • @Ruuehxbfiqkxn
      @Ruuehxbfiqkxn 5 днів тому

      Haha, WISH. That’s ironic considering the movie flopped

  • @manic_cosmic_artist
    @manic_cosmic_artist 2 роки тому +3918

    I love the way the camera “nods” up and down when Jasmine asks if we, the audiance, think Jafar was right about Aladdin 😂

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 Рік тому +79

      turn on the subtitles at that part and wait a bit.

    • @kalpic11
      @kalpic11 Рік тому +9

      @@abiean222 what timestamp?

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 Рік тому +34

      @@kalpic11 1:27:31

    • @emma.prince
      @emma.prince Рік тому +53

      @@abiean222 i love me some darren criss!

    • @isabeldigiacomo5773
      @isabeldigiacomo5773 Рік тому

      bandersnatch

  • @marab1736
    @marab1736 5 років тому +18486

    the fact that the tigerfucker joke carries through the entire musical and simply doesn't get old really says a lot about the writer's talent

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 5 років тому +741

      that's what happens when you fuck a tiger
      ....and survive *sparkle sparkle sparkle*

    • @drawingbirb
      @drawingbirb 5 років тому +194

      I really want to like your comment but i dont want to ruin the beautiful 420 likes,,,

    • @AmbassadorCantrip
      @AmbassadorCantrip 5 років тому +526

      I love how at the end of "no one rememebers achemed" one of the guards yells "tiger fucker instead of his name

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 років тому +369

      @@AmbassadorCantrip You mean at the part where he says "WHAT'S THAT NAME, EVERYONE?" and they all go "TIGER F*CKER!" cuz I think that's all of them.

    • @lovefromlucyy
      @lovefromlucyy 5 років тому +298

      Same with 'it's all your fault jafar'

  • @livilu123456789
    @livilu123456789 5 років тому +14816

    The switch from “follow the golden rule” to “follow the gold and rule” is brilliant

    • @grape2337
      @grape2337 5 років тому +208

      Full mood with this comment having over 1K likes and no replies.

    • @ElinorMahoney
      @ElinorMahoney 5 років тому +112

      My favourite song/Reprise

    • @rayoshea5979
      @rayoshea5979 5 років тому +67

      We have our own golden rule down here,

    • @paolatua9458
      @paolatua9458 5 років тому +29

      What Disney movie are the instrumentals from cause it sounds so familiar

    • @diannad9962
      @diannad9962 5 років тому +15

      @@paolatua9458 reminds me of hakuna matata

  • @sashathesheep8912
    @sashathesheep8912 5 років тому +14342

    I don’t know if this has been talked about before, but “make everyone a princess so everyone is treated nicely” is just a more simplified and child-like version of the golden rule. He taught her right.

    • @AbbyBubbls
      @AbbyBubbls 5 років тому +909

      I never noticed that before! Like father like daughter!

    • @aidanallen1976
      @aidanallen1976 5 років тому +519

      that's literally said by her mum at the end of the show

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 5 років тому +250

      Yeah, Sherezade says that at the end.

    • @ruby._.romanoffx7778
      @ruby._.romanoffx7778 4 роки тому +25

      Hey I saw ur comment on a video of starkid but with top comments

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 роки тому +39

      Isn’t that basically communism though?

  • @yoyomydude8283
    @yoyomydude8283 2 роки тому +4939

    Are we not gonna gonna take about how badass the line, “The road ahead may twist, but I will never swerve, I’ll give them all the unsung antihero they deserve!” Is???

    • @lillieteehee6953
      @lillieteehee6953 2 роки тому +116

      CHILLLS every single time

    • @justash3665
      @justash3665 Рік тому +83

      The delivery is really the cherry on top

    • @alextolar4772
      @alextolar4772 Рік тому +20

      it is my favorite line

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 Рік тому +10

      Kaley Macmahon and AJ Holmes ate it up!!

    • @vyrdera
      @vyrdera Рік тому +10

      It's so powerful it's what the whole show is about

  • @nyansound7468
    @nyansound7468 5 років тому +7244

    “Why is everyone in the kingdom white?” IM SCREAMING

  • @RedVinesTheUmbridgeW
    @RedVinesTheUmbridgeW 7 років тому +6982

    "You think you're better than me just because you can read? Then get out of my bookstore!" is probably the most underrated line in the whole show. I mean I love a good tigerfucker joke as much as the next guy but that brought tears to my eyes

    • @calculuswastough3140
      @calculuswastough3140 5 років тому +6

      @Kimberley Anne Gray redhats? What's that?

    • @StartOfTheYear
      @StartOfTheYear 5 років тому +86

      Kimberley Anne Gray I don’t think the joke is about that.....
      He’s owns a bookstore but can’t read
      That’s the joke I think
      Nothin political

    • @calculuswastough3140
      @calculuswastough3140 5 років тому +7

      @@StartOfTheYear she never said it was political

    • @hjamarba
      @hjamarba 5 років тому +7

      "we don't like your kind in here anyway"

    • @ladeedadaday6788
      @ladeedadaday6788 5 років тому +12

      i die whenever someone says, “as much as the next guy,”

  • @kaatjeherndon2892
    @kaatjeherndon2892 4 роки тому +5938

    “i want six eggs” why don’t you buy some??
    “i want to fly” th-that’s not realistic..
    “i want to be a cat!” what *”fUCK YOU”*
    underrated iconic lines

    • @jeremyrossi2716
      @jeremyrossi2716 3 роки тому +103

      Me and *certain college students* be like

    • @the-ma-an
      @the-ma-an 3 роки тому +79

      I thought Belle said "success" for the longest time, but that makes so much more sense lol

    • @kaatjeherndon2892
      @kaatjeherndon2892 3 роки тому +85

      @@the-ma-an JSJSJSJJS i can see how you’d mix that up but for real the notation that Belle goes “i want success” and jafar replying “buy some” is hilarious as well

    • @ДмитроДорофеєв
      @ДмитроДорофеєв 3 роки тому +5

      I thought she said " some eggs
      "

    • @theonegoldengryphon
      @theonegoldengryphon 3 роки тому +9

      To be fair, I want to be a cat too.

  • @electragoob
    @electragoob Рік тому +2925

    This is a better tribute to Disney’s 100 years than “Wish”

  • @ak73372
    @ak73372 2 роки тому +12674

    I love how Achmed’s guards don’t call him “tiger fucker” to mock him, but to celebrate his accomplishment

    • @coffeewolfproductions9113
      @coffeewolfproductions9113 2 роки тому +1042

      I mean if you somehow did that and lived to tell the tale, that would be very impressive

    • @Forestxavier20
      @Forestxavier20 2 роки тому +981

      They are willing to go die for him to get the tiger back too, which just shows how much they respect and care for Achmed

    • @c1oudydo11s
      @c1oudydo11s 2 роки тому +701

      achmed and his guards might be one of my favorite parts of the whole musical. when achmed expesses insecurity and lauren immediately chimes in "NO !!", and roberts "no matter what, you'll always be a prince to me."
      i love them so much

    • @Forestxavier20
      @Forestxavier20 2 роки тому +374

      @@c1oudydo11s Genuinely just the best Royal Guards that anyone can ask for, like "We love and support you, your efforts are always appreciated by us." is exactly how they were feeling, as if they were trying to show that his legacy was already secured and they cheered his name because he was just a great man to them.

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 2 роки тому +4

      @@coffeewolfproductions9113 any man can stab a tiger with a spear but it takes a real man who oozes sex when he flexes to stab a tiger with *his* spear

  • @rachelmoredock
    @rachelmoredock 5 років тому +4367

    "Ok Jesus Christ I don't know what's going on here." Is a whole mood.

  • @gracewilbourn5033
    @gracewilbourn5033 4 роки тому +2901

    Normal people: COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
    Me, an intellectual: SANDS OF TIME, TAKE ME BACK

    • @beatricethetheatregeek8604
      @beatricethetheatregeek8604 4 роки тому +48

      Noo, that song legit makes me the big sad

    • @adamdao4826
      @adamdao4826 4 роки тому +69

      TAKE ME BACK IN TIME TO LOVE YOU

    • @gracewilbourn5033
      @gracewilbourn5033 4 роки тому +26

      @@adamdao4826 oh my wizard god how did I not see that?

    • @bluecounts
      @bluecounts 4 роки тому +5

      i would like it but it has 666 likes and i don’t want to mess that up

    • @gracewilbourn5033
      @gracewilbourn5033 4 роки тому +12

      @@bluecounts satan is a real man

  • @lisbet_estelle
    @lisbet_estelle Рік тому +583

    finding out that dylan is basically the same age as all the other starkid people shook me. like he radiates so much safe dad energy between jafar, dumbledore, and even tom i seriously thought he was so much older. gosh i love them all

  • @thatonestarkidfan3918
    @thatonestarkidfan3918 4 роки тому +2701

    Someone: So what’s your vocal range?
    Dylan Saunders: *yes.*

  • @reidheidler5138
    @reidheidler5138 5 років тому +2446

    _Live-action Aladdin comes out..._
    "This is all your fault, Jafar."

    • @oliverholm21
      @oliverholm21 5 років тому +77

      Yelling in the theater: JUST PLAY TWISTED! LEAVE IT TO THE BETTER DISNEY!!!😂

    • @Mbilog1
      @Mbilog1 5 років тому +51

      I did that in the theatre and got screams of anger, fangirl/fanboy, and confusion

    • @oliverholm21
      @oliverholm21 5 років тому +15

      Manny Bilog that’s amazing 😂😂😂

    • @BOWNK
      @BOWNK 5 років тому +48

      My sister and I couldn't stop quoting this. During the One Jump scene I just kept repeating, "Things got a little out of hand and a lot of good people are dead."

    • @victoriabryer4710
      @victoriabryer4710 5 років тому +19

      @@BOWNK All over a loaf of bread

  • @nicosans-musicales
    @nicosans-musicales 5 років тому +1468

    My school is doing the musical of “Aladdin” so every time i see the guy playing Jafar i say him “It is all your fault Jafar”

    • @tes3327
      @tes3327 5 років тому +21

      Nicolás Sans López that’s amazing 😂

    • @cloutelfin8323
      @cloutelfin8323 4 роки тому +14

      Nicolás Sans López Im doing Aladdin this summer. I’ll say that too 😂

    • @RXYALEKXR0M1
      @RXYALEKXR0M1 3 місяці тому +9

      i did Aladdin 2 years ago, unluckily I had no clue what Starkid was at the time... the kid who played Jafar was like a head shorter than me, no joke

    • @Ireallycantthinkofahandle
      @Ireallycantthinkofahandle 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@RXYALEKXR0M1that's hilarious 😂
      I just found out about StarKid too. Just last week and binged so many musicals. The whole Hatchet Field trilogy is fricking amazing.

  • @DaystarEld
    @DaystarEld Рік тому +948

    Jafar's eyes are actually shining with unshed tears during "Twisted." What an amazing performance.

    • @ericathompson7836
      @ericathompson7836 Рік тому +82

      A tear actually does roll down his cheek towards the end of the song and it kills me every time

    • @kigenanimation5824
      @kigenanimation5824 Рік тому +67

      Dylan Saunders is truly an impressive actor to be sure! This was the first role I saw him play, but most of his previous roles have been goofy side characters that serve as mostly comic relief. His range (and every starkid’s range for that matter) is impressive as fuck!

  • @killanelle
    @killanelle 4 роки тому +3436

    "because you stole my daughter's hymen" is such an underrated comedy lyric

    • @mariliaishida1680
      @mariliaishida1680 4 роки тому +32

      15:08

    • @SpiceCh
      @SpiceCh 4 роки тому +22

      Pretty sure he says "cause you stole my daughter's heart man" but you hear what you want to hear I guess \(:D)/

    • @luna_belle
      @luna_belle 4 роки тому +112

      Jens no the captions say hymen

    • @dehydra8edwater
      @dehydra8edwater 4 роки тому +66

      @@SpiceCh nope, it definitely says hymen lmao. but hear what you want ig

    • @dehydra8edwater
      @dehydra8edwater 4 роки тому +15

      @@luna_belle you can also definitely hear it lol

  • @andrewhrusovsky9426
    @andrewhrusovsky9426 3 роки тому +10259

    I love how even though Achmed hates being called Tiger Fucker, his armies aren't making fun of him, they're chanting it as an accomplishment and are very supportive of him and their perception of his life choices.

    • @geg754
      @geg754 3 роки тому +807

      It took me this comment to realize the army was not making fun of Achmed

    • @nuggettheory3409
      @nuggettheory3409 3 роки тому +542

      Well wouldn’t you be proud of him that a tiger fucked him

    • @rapanuikapu904
      @rapanuikapu904 3 роки тому +1129

      "Give Achmed back his tiger and nobody gets hurt!" The fucking funniest line ever but also goes to show what his men are willing to do for him.

    • @cyberneticking
      @cyberneticking 3 роки тому +551

      Lets be real, you definitely wouldn't wanna be the guy to fuck around with a dude who's factually known to fuck tigers. If he can handle a tiger, he can most definitely handle your ass

    • @fizziz_1035
      @fizziz_1035 3 роки тому +21

      @@geg754 g

  • @fantasticalfox
    @fantasticalfox 5 років тому +5101

    most Of the audience:YEs
    Literally one guy: I don’t think so
    Jasmine: Me NeiTHeR

    • @kateymay8928
      @kateymay8928 5 років тому +468

      alice l that one guy being Darren Chris if I remember hearing correctly

    • @robin5965
      @robin5965 5 років тому +391

      fun fact: that guy was planted just for that joke 🤠

    • @malloryatack4988
      @malloryatack4988 5 років тому +141

      the fact that he was planted is very saddening to me 😔

    • @wriggleby
      @wriggleby 5 років тому +58

      @@robin5965 well that wasn't very fun

    • @lucyslayage
      @lucyslayage 5 років тому +255

      E Harland it’s kinda fun because it’s Darren and he’s an icon

  • @JabBabbity
    @JabBabbity 5 років тому +6784

    Even the live action Aladdin movie didn't remember Achmed.

    • @Mbilog1
      @Mbilog1 5 років тому +304

      andy rocheleau waaaa do you kNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I WAS THAT THE PRINCE *WASN’T* ACHMED? very..

    • @goldfishhandsanitizer144
      @goldfishhandsanitizer144 5 років тому +263

      AT LEAST WE REMEMBER OUR DEAR TIGER FUCKER PRINCE!!!

    • @srutibanerjee7352
      @srutibanerjee7352 5 років тому +218

      I KNOW RIGHT THAT JUST RUINED THE MOVIE FOR ME. HOW DARE THEY CHANGE IT TO ANDERS, NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANDERS, WE JUST WANT OUR TIGERFUCKER

    • @lucy-hi7sl
      @lucy-hi7sl 5 років тому +261

      THAT’S RIGHT, GIVE US BACK OUR ACHMED (AND HIS TIGER) AND NOBODY GETS HURT

    • @calculuswastough3140
      @calculuswastough3140 5 років тому +79

      This is criminally underliked omg

  • @friedshampoo1794
    @friedshampoo1794 4 роки тому +2136

    "Unlike Aladdin he probably had a family who loved him"
    "Yes"
    "ᵉˣᵃᶜᵗˡʸ..."

  • @west8043
    @west8043 4 роки тому +4697

    "yes Abdul we got the bread back" is the saddest line ever

  • @breadcrumbhoarder
    @breadcrumbhoarder 2 роки тому +1116

    It’s such a small moment but Aladdin looking at the camera when he says “I’ve got no one to hold me tight” while singing about being orphaned at 33 always kills me cuz it’s like he’s looking right at the audience like “isn’t this girl stupid I can’t believe this act works” lmao

    • @PalisadePeryton
      @PalisadePeryton Рік тому +75

      I think he actually winks lmao

    • @tuttiman55
      @tuttiman55 Рік тому +43

      “I’m gonna break the chain, you’ll see, I’m gonna live forever” hits me right in the emotional weakness because I just finished my schools production of fame the musical (I played Jack, an alternate to Tyrone) and that just cut me so deep

  • @peytonmerwin7495
    @peytonmerwin7495 5 років тому +2403

    “No one remembers Achmed” is giving off some serious “You’ll be back” vibes with the whole, ‘I kill everyone you care about to show my love to you’, thing

    • @weirdhuman1703
      @weirdhuman1703 5 років тому +21

      Peyton Merwin OMG YES

    • @theclodofclods
      @theclodofclods 5 років тому +69

      Twisted did it first

    • @peytonmerwin7495
      @peytonmerwin7495 5 років тому +12

      M Clemons honestly I was just relating from what is well known to what isn’t.

    • @juliasheehan6011
      @juliasheehan6011 5 років тому +7

      i was literally thinking the exact same thing!!!

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 роки тому +9

      And to think this was before Hamilton

  • @rhombicosidodecahedron4821
    @rhombicosidodecahedron4821 4 роки тому +3023

    the head guard calling Ja'far an Aristocat and the audience barely reacting shows just how underappreciated that movie is.

    • @queenbooklover1351
      @queenbooklover1351 4 роки тому +134

      I love the Aristocats too!

    • @nicolerobertson2654
      @nicolerobertson2654 4 роки тому +83

      Aristocats is literally in my top favorite Disney movies!

    • @lilac_reed
      @lilac_reed 4 роки тому +68

      I DIDN'T CATCH THAT BUT ITS THE BEST MOVIE BRO

    • @emilyruegge9291
      @emilyruegge9291 4 роки тому +19

      @@lilac_reed I only caught it on my 5th watch

    • @avast47
      @avast47 4 роки тому +33

      I’ve watched this musical so many times and today was the first time I caught the reference. I can’t believe how long it took me. Aristocats is easily in my top five Disney movies tho

  • @lenap319
    @lenap319 5 років тому +3785

    "all this for a loaf of bread"
    -jean valjean, dragging his daughters boyfriend through the paris sewers

    • @juliam.1909
      @juliam.1909 5 років тому +13

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @arianaponce3569
      @arianaponce3569 4 роки тому +39

      marius had no idea lmao

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 4 роки тому +10

      LMAO dragging

    • @dumbdumb8526
      @dumbdumb8526 4 роки тому +11

      Fuck you Lena. I’ll never see either shows the same now.

    • @lenap319
      @lenap319 4 роки тому +26

      @@dumbdumb8526 when i got the notification i only saw the first few words and didnt know the context and i was actually so scared but i only ruined rwo of the best musicals for you, so i should be fine🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @lepus9588
    @lepus9588 Рік тому +1820

    crazy how this is 10 years old and is still incredibly emotionally impactful, clever, and funny

    • @reddd3369
      @reddd3369 Рік тому +34

      10 YEARS???? OML I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE 😭

    • @REALLYLOVESCATS
      @REALLYLOVESCATS Рік тому +16

      Right? It aged beautifully

    • @ATabor-du9fz
      @ATabor-du9fz Рік тому +9

      I watch this multiple times each month STILL

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 Рік тому +20

      Unlike Disney remakes, Twisted actually ages like wine

    • @lilydreemur7718
      @lilydreemur7718 Рік тому +6

      For a second I thought you said the actors were 10 year olds and I was like *WHAT.*

  • @Marigold11037
    @Marigold11037 5 років тому +14533

    When a group of weed smoking college kids end up putting more time and effort and research into an aladdin parody than disney ever did for their own movies

    • @weirdhuman1703
      @weirdhuman1703 5 років тому +502

      Golden Galaxy Ghost ooo tea but they look kinda healthy like they don’t looking they’re stoned lmao

    • @moseswecker1149
      @moseswecker1149 5 років тому +1036

      @@weirdhuman1703 Yeah, Only Alice's friends from TGWDLM are stoned.

    • @celestrellita
      @celestrellita 5 років тому +1652

      *you’re either in the smoke club, or you’re out*

    • @scoobydoobydoo838
      @scoobydoobydoo838 5 років тому +745

      *Then I guess we’re out.*

    • @johnzorn1244
      @johnzorn1244 5 років тому +82

      The Big Cheese will probably be putting out a hit on them soon.

  • @ainenicholgain7827
    @ainenicholgain7827 5 років тому +3884

    "That's right, bring Achmed his tiger and no-one gets hurt!"
    Best line.

    • @odeer170
      @odeer170 5 років тому +93

      ᕼᗴ ᖴᑌᑕKᗴᗪ ᗩ T I ᘜ ᗴ ᖇ

    • @thatb33
      @thatb33 5 років тому +124

      Did you hear that lads? Our prince made love to a tiger!

    • @imstillnotoverthefuckingcl1298
      @imstillnotoverthefuckingcl1298 5 років тому +113

      𝓦𝓮'𝓵𝓵 𝓡𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓐𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓮𝓭, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓜𝓪𝓷!

    • @abbymckay5487
      @abbymckay5487 5 років тому +36

      1:45:15 if anyone wants to know :)

    • @thecharmingone3931
      @thecharmingone3931 4 роки тому +25

      Prince Eric: Welcome to the club!

  • @gg-dg6rk
    @gg-dg6rk 4 роки тому +2669

    “We are very white”
    “May the rats. e j a c u l a t e on you”
    Starkid is iconic, Shrek approves of Starkid.

    • @yeshevishman
      @yeshevishman 4 роки тому +47

      Idk wtf this comment is, but I love it.

    • @gg-dg6rk
      @gg-dg6rk 4 роки тому +25

      josh themagicman me neither! But, I agree. This may be one of my greatest comments yet

    • @shrek3215
      @shrek3215 4 роки тому +10

      Definitely

    • @yayap9988
      @yayap9988 4 роки тому +13

      “I’m mostly Welsh but-“

  • @yetravellingsonc8372
    @yetravellingsonc8372 Рік тому +427

    "Let them twist my words, let the people scorn me!
    Who cares if no one will ever mourn me!
    LET THEM BURY THE SIDE OF THE STORY THEY'LL NEVER LEARN!!!"
    How the hell does a Disney parody have better lyrical writing than any of the actual Disney's recent works?

    • @antennahead4978
      @antennahead4978 Рік тому +9

      The sax makes that my favorite part if the musical

    • @AGM-f5d
      @AGM-f5d Рік тому +12

      "Mm, are you sure that you're not the prob?"
      *dies of cringe*

    • @JaneDoe-qe9gu
      @JaneDoe-qe9gu 9 місяців тому +14

      Sideeyes “Wish” in detest and disgust.

    • @anisasahai4922
      @anisasahai4922 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@JaneDoe-qe9gu *watch out world, here I are*

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 Місяць тому

      Because unlike Disney, Starkid actually likes the source material they base their parody on

  • @Hi-ul2gc
    @Hi-ul2gc 4 роки тому +2669

    I hate how "I'll be the one who plunders her cave of wonders" and "show me your magic carpet" are so damn catchy

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 роки тому +21

      Yeah

    • @kiki8792
      @kiki8792 4 роки тому +35

      I had it stuck in my head at Thanks Giving😳

    • @alexandragreen560
      @alexandragreen560 3 роки тому +32

      I am a prek teacher and every once in a while I get this musical stuck in my head. Before school one day one of the assistants comes in as I am belting this line and getting out activities for the day... No kids heard so I was safe. I wish others at work shared my joy for this musical.

    • @Ace-bt2yw
      @Ace-bt2yw 7 місяців тому

      And “TIGER F*CKER, TIGER F*CKER, ACHMED IS A TIGER F*CKER, THEY’LL REMEMBER ACHMED, THE TIGER F*CKING MAN! 🫡 “

    • @gavinzillagaming5445
      @gavinzillagaming5445 4 місяці тому

      What is funny is that I originally thought he said “I’ll be your magic carpet”, which is just as bad.

  • @Galaxian_Soda
    @Galaxian_Soda 5 років тому +6272

    yo like straight up when Santa Claus stole Ja'far's wife I was in tears

    • @toastymarshmallow5372
      @toastymarshmallow5372 5 років тому +962

      Imagine seeing this comment with absolutely no context and having never seen the musical

    • @salamilidaintgonfit7576
      @salamilidaintgonfit7576 5 років тому +410

      *I’ve found it. The best comment*

    • @Larsbiscuit29
      @Larsbiscuit29 5 років тому +175

      Gamer Girl S a n t a C l a u s

    • @TiaMat99
      @TiaMat99 5 років тому +253

      just wait till you see Santa Claus in Black Friday!

    • @realtranslúcio
      @realtranslúcio 5 років тому +38

      Gamer Girl me too like how-

  • @thezeldadragon6202
    @thezeldadragon6202 5 років тому +3886

    Nobody:
    The sultan:
    *Hippity hoppity your wife is now my property*

  • @robinlaceishere
    @robinlaceishere Рік тому +636

    The Djinn cracking up at his own shtick is the best part of the whole show imo.

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean 9 місяців тому +16

      I wholeheartedly agree. The character break is my favorite joke in the show.

  • @wisteriaworm
    @wisteriaworm 5 років тому +2192

    "Those are stretch marks they happen" iconic

  • @missb2052
    @missb2052 4 роки тому +3916

    I like how the Genie in this version specifically has a no forced sex rule
    Edit : whoa so many likes! Thanks guys

  • @thebiolibrary5572
    @thebiolibrary5572 3 роки тому +2874

    The best thing about Ja'far is that he isn't imbittered over Sherrezade's death into being a villain or even a jerk, he just stays kind and friendly to everyone he meets even when they blame all of the socio-economic troubles on him.

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 3 роки тому +106

      This is all your fault Ja'far

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 роки тому +11

      Homestuck >:(

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 3 роки тому +41

      @@themyofmy
      Someone posted in the comments with a Homestuck profile pic. I have a feeling this is somehow all Ja'far's fault.

    • @Carolina-pr2ug
      @Carolina-pr2ug 3 роки тому +49

      well, in "happy ending" when he says that bringing her back would absolve his failures he is kinda implying that he truly believes it was his fault and that he deserves everything bad that happened to him after that

    • @CMGThePerson
      @CMGThePerson 3 роки тому +30

      @@Luigicat11 This is all your fault Ja'far, If you passed that internet bill there wouldn't be homestuck

  • @oneghost1257
    @oneghost1257 2 роки тому +661

    I like how when Jafar is discussing the cave plan with Aladdin, he seems to actually be sympathetic when Aladdin starts talking about a girl, up to the moment he realizes who he means

    • @stachu5049
      @stachu5049 Рік тому +81

      That's actually a great detail when we consider his story with sherezade

  • @natali6954
    @natali6954 5 років тому +3972

    Someone: What’s your favourite Disney sidekick/villain song?
    Me: No one remembers Achmed

    • @idlesun1645
      @idlesun1645 5 років тому +205

      hE fuCkEd a tiGuEr

    • @calculuswastough3140
      @calculuswastough3140 5 років тому +152

      Tiger fucker tiger fucker Achmed is a tiger fucker, they'll remember Achmed, the tiger fucking prince!

    • @meraarts8136
      @meraarts8136 5 років тому +45

      Who?

    • @bat5092
      @bat5092 5 років тому +26

      I’m so sad, because this comment is only one away from 666 likes. Satan is a real man.

    • @graceliz865
      @graceliz865 5 років тому +10

      Idle Sun the funniest and imo the best part of the show.

  • @cow_furby
    @cow_furby 5 років тому +4885

    Jafar always looks like hes just almost crying

    • @justinecourtneysgavel89
      @justinecourtneysgavel89 5 років тому +679

      Jafar is always crying on the inside.

    • @oofers17
      @oofers17 5 років тому +263

      He looks more desperate maybe determined in some scenes too (jeez I can't write )

    • @jakecrowe6342
      @jakecrowe6342 5 років тому +113

      He is crying in Twisted

    • @endershr000m3
      @endershr000m3 4 роки тому +29

      And he sounds like it too

    • @lauren_weekes8541
      @lauren_weekes8541 4 роки тому +20

      jill whit cuz everyone hates him

  • @sequoiagibson678
    @sequoiagibson678 4 роки тому +3124

    I love how there's a warning saying it contains Adult Language. Like, the day Starkid release a musical without swearing is the day the world explodes.

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 роки тому +39

      Yep pretty much.

    • @reynbow9841
      @reynbow9841 4 роки тому +16

      Your profile picture is BEAUTIFUL

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 4 роки тому +18

      Well, we better hope that they don't stop swearing

    • @tominee9458
      @tominee9458 4 роки тому +5

      Careful what you say. It just might happen :)

    • @emmettlover11
      @emmettlover11 4 роки тому +27

      That's basically Starship. The worst swear they say in that one is "bitch." O.o

  • @tremorsfan
    @tremorsfan Рік тому +370

    "Whistle while you swallow. A spoonful of sugar. And your dreams will come true upon a star". I love that line.

  • @Indigo_404
    @Indigo_404 5 років тому +3094

    Why am I not surprised that Lauren played the most chaotic roles

    • @meg4322
      @meg4322 5 років тому +133

      Bold of you to say Bird wasn't chaotic

    • @donkeysareevil8026
      @donkeysareevil8026 5 років тому +32

      Hexa Gonal I made it go from 999 to 1k. Best moment of my life :)

    • @weirdhuman1703
      @weirdhuman1703 5 років тому +5

      donkeys are evil lmao

    • @purplebec9112
      @purplebec9112 5 років тому +9

      Makes you think of why they pick her, or anyone for their roles as actors

    • @phoebe8719
      @phoebe8719 5 років тому +11

      This is Meredith's portrayal of the guard erasure

  • @No-el4gt
    @No-el4gt 4 роки тому +3042

    “Science says you’re dead and gone forever, reason says I’m talking to the air. But something in my heart, some secret hidden part, illogically insists that you are there, somewhere”
    God, those lines hurt me so much

    • @GalloperThompson
      @GalloperThompson 4 роки тому +6

      An welcher Stelle ist dieser Satz?

    • @trezalkapeliskova2121
      @trezalkapeliskova2121 4 роки тому +38

      ... and that's exactly why I love that song so much.

    • @greenishfrogs
      @greenishfrogs 4 роки тому +99

      And there’s also the line in a thousand and one nights (I think that’s the song name lol) and it says something along the lines of:
      I never cared for stories until yours entered mine.
      Now my only wish is that our plots will intertwine.

    • @killiang7350
      @killiang7350 4 роки тому +7

      Its so underrated

    • @No-el4gt
      @No-el4gt 4 роки тому +10

      @@GalloperThompson It's better if you start out at 51:25
      but the actual time is at 51:35

  • @_cloudaria
    @_cloudaria 4 роки тому +3485

    Ja'far: There's only one thing worse than a rapist. BOOM.
    Aladdin: A child
    Darren, in the audience: *NO*

    • @tickle.wiggle
      @tickle.wiggle 4 роки тому +134

      the subtitles also says he says "i dont think so when jasmine asks the audience about aladdin

    • @mikeygilyard5508
      @mikeygilyard5508 4 роки тому +65

      @@tickle.wiggle that's probably why this joke was made

    • @tickle.wiggle
      @tickle.wiggle 4 роки тому +20

      @@mikeygilyard5508 probably

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 роки тому +12

      When was this

    • @rrealjam3348
      @rrealjam3348 4 роки тому +24

      @@nacho_girl it doesn't happen in the musical, it's a famous meme

  • @Breegullbeak
    @Breegullbeak Рік тому +459

    Ten years ago they dropped the best version of Aladdin on UA-cam. Disney wishes they could make something this good.

  • @cosmonolas
    @cosmonolas 3 роки тому +2679

    “as if i were some silly side character, only here to illustrate her reluctance to get married!”
    THIS IS JUST AN UNDERRATED JOKE ??

    • @kiki8792
      @kiki8792 3 роки тому +102

      ACHMED IS UNDERRATED

    • @brotherkhrayn3525
      @brotherkhrayn3525 3 роки тому +57

      ALL HAIL ACHMED, THE TIGER FUCKER!!!

    • @QueenBoadicea
      @QueenBoadicea 3 роки тому +61

      Achmed is your typical narcissist. He has an exaggerated sense of his own importance but at the same time nourishes a crippling sense of low esteem. That's why his army has to go into a song about how great he is. "Even deities incarnate now and then can feel a little insecure..."

    • @MrDemonWorm
      @MrDemonWorm 3 роки тому +22

      @@brotherkhrayn3525 "NO! I DID NOT FUCK A TIGER!"

    • @Historyguy-xu5ht
      @Historyguy-xu5ht 3 роки тому +10

      This is what we call a reference to the original

  • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
    @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 4 роки тому +2052

    "Why does my baby always cry"
    *yeets baby into the void*

    • @farateq
      @farateq 4 роки тому +24

      if she (or he we never know) were a pokemon she would be dragapult

    • @farateq
      @farateq 4 роки тому +60

      "why is everyone in the kingdom white"
      *meanwhile the magic kingdom has an existential crisis and blame it on jafar*

    • @cosmicchaos7510
      @cosmicchaos7510 3 роки тому +13

      That baby won’t be crying anymore

  • @kyleepham3761
    @kyleepham3761 5 років тому +1655

    Aladdin: I will even steal the shirt off your back.
    Also Aladdin: *Shirtless for basically the whole show*

    • @rontheron4807
      @rontheron4807 5 років тому +26

      Such an underrated comment omg

    • @grimmandtonics
      @grimmandtonics 4 роки тому +142

      He's such a good thief he stole his own shirt from himself. That's dedication to the craft.

    • @kyleepham3761
      @kyleepham3761 4 роки тому +30

      @@grimmandtonics thievery is a n art form tbh.

    • @ezramakara916
      @ezramakara916 4 роки тому +10

      why are you complaining? its jeff shirtless for like an hour

    • @mira-htm
      @mira-htm 4 роки тому +13

      yeah that line is a lie. he didn't even get the princess to take of her clothes and that was after he sang an entire musical number about it :/

  • @justcharlotte0115
    @justcharlotte0115 Рік тому +479

    This is something I haven't seen anybody mention: the songs are amazing how they give off the same vibe and have similar musical components to the songs from Aladdin but they're not just changed lyrics that Disney could sue for. It's amazing how the songs feel just like the originals without being exactly the same

    • @pulvermosis
      @pulvermosis Рік тому +32

      Yes!! I was thinking this the whole time. And i just realized that the entirety of Take off your clothes has the same amount of syllables in every line as A whole new world.

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum Рік тому +14

      And they don’t just reference the Aladdin songs either!😂

    • @Star1412s
      @Star1412s Місяць тому

      Yeah… Everything and More really sounds similar to Part of Your World. And 1001 nights has motifs from Beauty and The Beast.

  • @supersasukemaniac
    @supersasukemaniac 3 роки тому +2492

    Princess: "I think we could fix everything if we just made everyone a princess."
    Ja'far: "She's a little confused, but she's got the spirit."

    • @helenahell9022
      @helenahell9022 3 роки тому +14

      69 nice

    • @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
      @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 3 роки тому +46

      I just love how he conveys it in such a way

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 3 роки тому +27

      I read the comments before watching the play...now I'm disappointed this line is not *actually* in it.😟

    • @beanwraped9296
      @beanwraped9296 3 роки тому +3

      1:20:42 :]

  • @seafoam2190
    @seafoam2190 4 роки тому +5392

    Okay but “Twisted” is legit a Broadway-level song

    • @sunan2335
      @sunan2335 3 роки тому +22

      Aye

    • @frog9524
      @frog9524 3 роки тому +173

      and no-one remembers achmed (tune wise lmao)

    • @mimi3570
      @mimi3570 3 роки тому +290

      Excuse me the entire musical is Broadway worthy

    • @luvthecronch3542
      @luvthecronch3542 3 роки тому +68

      Chills, Literal chills

    • @randompotterfan2636
      @randompotterfan2636 3 роки тому +56

      @@mimi3570 all of their shows are

  • @samanthacarrodeguas6417
    @samanthacarrodeguas6417 5 років тому +4611

    I don’t know if anyone noticed, but in the opening number when Jaime says, “why does my baby always cry?”, she throws it into the air, where Jafar catches it, and gives the baby back to Jaime. I love it so much

    • @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339
      @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 4 роки тому +132

      I never noticed before... thank you!

    • @shadowflamelightburst4503
      @shadowflamelightburst4503 4 роки тому +185

      I didn’t notice that Jafar caught it and gave it back to her

    • @salaciaowl
      @salaciaowl 4 роки тому +416

      ++ when Robert says: “Why don’t we have enough to eat?” Jafar hands him his baguette

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 2 роки тому +57

      Also when Sharezade says “make the story last” in “a thousand and one nights” she draws out the chain of the golden scarab

  • @lawrencefosterjenkins8216
    @lawrencefosterjenkins8216 Рік тому +176

    ja'far's "okay jesus christ i don't know what's going on here" after aladdin talking to himself is one of the funniest parts, he's just so freaked out

    • @matthewgallaway3675
      @matthewgallaway3675 4 місяці тому +3

      Especially since the kingdom as a whole isn’t christian

  • @ashwoods2334
    @ashwoods2334 4 роки тому +2671

    lauren mouthing *holy shit* after hearing "thats like a hundred bad guys with swords" never fails to make my day

  • @matthewkehoe5027
    @matthewkehoe5027 5 років тому +526

    "WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE KINGDOM WHITE?"........"Jafar?" "JAFAR!"

  • @Elizabeth-bz7jr
    @Elizabeth-bz7jr 5 років тому +2226

    “except you’re forgetting one thing i’m a thief” literally made that scene so scary

    • @QueenRedRosemary
      @QueenRedRosemary 5 років тому +326

      Elizabeth Fowler it seriously took such a dark twist at that point. It was all pretty dark at that point, but the implications behind the “taking what I want” line are so fucked.

    • @alexbrabo4471
      @alexbrabo4471 5 років тому +186

      It's a dark fucking show. I think its they're darkest. Fuck TGWDLM. So it didn't have a happy ending. At least it never implied rape and hasva guy with split personality disorder killing his family. It didn't have a guy losing his wife to royal asshole. This show is D A R K

    • @cowboycreek
      @cowboycreek 5 років тому +13

      Wait when does he say that
      Edit: dont matter found it

    • @Jellybellynumnums
      @Jellybellynumnums 5 років тому +5

      When is it?

    • @cowboycreek
      @cowboycreek 5 років тому +19

      @@Jellybellynumnums it's at 1:54:02

  • @julias6971
    @julias6971 9 місяців тому +98

    i just realised when aladdin says “no one to teach me the difference between right and wrong” the way he turns his head and the camera angle foreshadows the later reveal

    • @c0brah2OO2
      @c0brah2OO2 8 місяців тому +6

      Yes it’s excellent camera work too

    • @mrmightyena8786
      @mrmightyena8786 Місяць тому

      Holy shit, you're right!!!!

  • @angiem6674
    @angiem6674 2 роки тому +4960

    The duality of “Science says you’re dead and gone forever, reason says I’m talking to the air” and “I’ll be the one who plunders her cave of wonders” is the reason I love this musical so much

    • @MANTUEFLIE2
      @MANTUEFLIE2 Рік тому +444

      It will hit you with the most vile and egregious sex jokes then switch up to the hardest line in a musical

    • @Raven-yv6di
      @Raven-yv6di Рік тому +102

      Starkid has always been so good in that regard I love it as well

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 Рік тому +129

      Starkid in Twisted: “Watch us make one song about f***ing someone and another song about a guy singing about his legacy!”

    • @World-Bass_Mapper
      @World-Bass_Mapper Рік тому +46

      @@ezelfrancisco1349 that's literally hamilton

    • @joshuabutner3495
      @joshuabutner3495 Рік тому +51

      @@World-Bass_Mapper Yeah but this came out first

  • @rebeccathompson1683
    @rebeccathompson1683 5 років тому +2050

    "Those are stretch marks they happen" is a line that needs more appreciation

  • @maddy7101
    @maddy7101 5 років тому +2161

    "First I lost her to the sultan, then I lost her to heaven."
    Yall, who's chopping onions in here? You need to stop, I'm dying over here😭🤚

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 5 років тому +90

      Im not crying, Its all Jafars fault

    • @capricornofjanuary4thbakug92
      @capricornofjanuary4thbakug92 5 років тому +1

      Namjoon is

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 5 років тому +8

      my hEARt, because when my EAR got that, my hEARt felt bad

    • @arlolipop
      @arlolipop Рік тому +2

      do you think that maybe Jasmine is Jafar's daughter born from Sherrazade?

    • @p4nc4ke_z
      @p4nc4ke_z 11 місяців тому

      @@arlolipopOH YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD, HAVE I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU-

  • @elias-ng3di
    @elias-ng3di 2 роки тому +1595

    1:14:06 Everyone's talking about the tigerfucker joke (rightfully so, its hysterical) but honesty this whole musical number is underrated. Its so fucking funny, but it also like.. unironically slaps. the way he sings "let them laugh, thats just fine, but the last laugh will be mine" is so satisfying to me, and near the end where theyre all singing "they'll remember achmeeeeed" is literally SO GOOD. like unironically, even without the jokes. also achmed is just generally the funniest character ever devised, the way the actor plays him is absolutely hilarious, and even though he's kind of an annoying asshole this song somehow makes him (and his guards) really endearing. overall extremely underrated.
    (also the delivery of "blood. on my ass.CHEEKS. tell me j a f ar . how the ~fuck~ did that get ~t he r e~ " makes me lose my shit every time)

    • @YayaLoaf
      @YayaLoaf Рік тому +33

      YES! ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS THIS ENTIRE THING IS JUST A MASTERPIECE 😭

    • @TheFrdw
      @TheFrdw Рік тому

      Don't forget bathing his bloody sweaty body with your tongue!
      But seriously the, "BRING ACHMED HIS TIGER AND NO ONE GETS HURT!" kills me everytime. The payoff never stops.

    • @marlesimms
      @marlesimms Рік тому +14

      @ elias totally. That track slaps. I love the sax solo flourishes at the end of that one

    • @_primrse_1252
      @_primrse_1252 Рік тому +8

      Achmed is one of my favorite characters in this- he’s just hilarious!

    • @aveysquarerooted1417
      @aveysquarerooted1417 Рік тому +14

      SO REAL. i'm rewatching this after years, and i remember being so obsessed with this song but i didn't remember why until the harmonies on "they'll remember achmed" hit. THEY'RE SO GOOD

  • @MinecraftGamer2021
    @MinecraftGamer2021 4 роки тому +4031

    Came here immediately after Cruella.
    Out of ALL of their villains, they chose the literal ONLY one whose motives cannot be spun as anything but straight-up evil.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 3 роки тому +607

      Yeah. When that trailer came out, the line, "I only wished to have a coat made out of puppies" kept ringing in my head

    • @springmushroom9214
      @springmushroom9214 3 роки тому +213

      Trying to take The kingdom from what is canonically A short fat moron no you’re evil but this chick who is trying to murder puppies she’s cool

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 роки тому +72

      @@springmushroom9214 Just #girlbosstthingz

    • @LOONACORE
      @LOONACORE 3 роки тому +94

      isnt that a really fun writing exercise though? finding a villain who on paper should be completely and wholly unredeemable and unsympathetic and make them the hero the audience roots for?

    • @TheWither129
      @TheWither129 3 роки тому +125

      Her name is basically “Cruel Devil” for fucks sake

  • @kaaiitlin
    @kaaiitlin 4 роки тому +2099

    with Black Friday just coming out, the Starkid cast are on twitter like “it’s more dark than our other stuff but we hope you like it!” and every time I see that I just think back to this show with Sherrezade having her ear cut off and then being stolen, Aladdin having an alternate personality and murdering his parents, Aladdin being an actual pedophile, Aladdin threatening to rape Jasmine....
    this show is just too real huh

    • @meredithreaves2769
      @meredithreaves2769 4 роки тому +209

      like you said, this show is really dark, but in a real-life way, because there are people who are really pedos, people who murder their parents, but black Friday is dark in the way it plays into pretty common horror movie tropes (a cult being controlled by an eldritch being)

    • @SeaKnight_Rory
      @SeaKnight_Rory 4 роки тому +66

      @@meredithreaves2769 but also abuse... And PTSD..... And just everyone dying.....
      (But I get Black Friday on a surface level is pretty cliché)

    • @hobbedgoblin10
      @hobbedgoblin10 4 роки тому +72

      kaaiitlin that is true but black friday was a lot darker in tone and themes than twisted. twisted presented itself as more of a comedy than black friday

    • @tyraroscher8144
      @tyraroscher8144 4 роки тому +45

      also the quote "what if tomorrow never comes"

    • @KyrieFortune
      @KyrieFortune 4 роки тому +51

      @@meredithreaves2769 except the fact Twisted ends with the Magic Kingdom becoming a meritocratic democracy thanks to a naive but good-hearted girl, and Ja'far reuniting with the love of his life... while Black Friday ends with the implication of thermonuclear annihilation.
      Which one is more likely?

  • @danielcastillo591
    @danielcastillo591 5 років тому +2228

    Did you notice how Ja'far said "It is done" when Jasmine asked for his eternal happiness, yet he was surprised when Sherezade came back?
    He didn't know he had granted the wish, he simply meant that Jasmine having a good life as a ruler was his eternal happiness already granted, even if he wasn't really there

  • @jmie5
    @jmie5 2 роки тому +516

    I can't believe this "If I Believed In Wishes" thing brought me to tears. This *whole thing* is criminally underrated, just like the protagonist in the world of this musical.

  • @levigreen4597
    @levigreen4597 5 років тому +861

    “I see the back of your balls”
    Honestly one of the most iconic lines in the show

    • @honorburke474
      @honorburke474 5 років тому +39

      Megan G those are stretch marks, they happen

    • @Cloud-kz7bw
      @Cloud-kz7bw 5 років тому +11

      TIGER FUCKER! TIGER FUCKER!

    • @manticorvus1287
      @manticorvus1287 5 років тому +3

      ACHMED IS A TIGER FUCKER!

    • @odeer170
      @odeer170 5 років тому +7

      TᕼᗩTᔕ ᖇIᘜᕼT ᑕᒪᗩᗯ ᗰᗩᖇKᔕ Iᔕ ᗯᕼᗩT YOᑌ ᔕᗴᗴ

    • @melikestacos2357
      @melikestacos2357 5 років тому

      All hail Achmed the tiger fucker!

  • @19nmiller1
    @19nmiller1 3 роки тому +4695

    It's ironic that Twisted can't redeem/explain Cruella, but that's the one that Disney actually chose to give a sympathetic backstory to lmao

    • @milodoesntknow2090
      @milodoesntknow2090 3 роки тому +87

      I already liked it and then I read it again and almost unliked it lol

    • @ZodiacShadow71
      @ZodiacShadow71 3 роки тому +175

      The one where Disney chose to TRY.

    • @Br00ke291
      @Br00ke291 3 роки тому +29

      I don’t think we’re meant to feel bad-

    • @Birbs87
      @Birbs87 3 роки тому +70

      The new cruella is meant to be different from the old one, I think she actually loves dogs in this one

    • @unsalame
      @unsalame 3 роки тому +30

      @@Birbs87 she has a dog in the live action so yeah

  • @katiecarrot31
    @katiecarrot31 4 роки тому +1982

    "Why does the sun go down at night?"
    Smellyballs: ...

    • @5unnyb0t
      @5unnyb0t 4 роки тому +218

      The sun... is a man. A cowardly man.

    • @mikadejong7196
      @mikadejong7196 4 роки тому +152

      rockinross and i scare him away at the end of the day by screaming at him like this

    • @5unnyb0t
      @5unnyb0t 4 роки тому +139

      @@mikadejong7196 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 4 роки тому +50

      rockinross *
      [pulling him off] ok....ok....

    • @mikadejong7196
      @mikadejong7196 4 роки тому +26

      A lil’ Daisy AAH

  • @lucygarrett9785
    @lucygarrett9785 Рік тому +188

    “I only wish I had a coat made out of puppies”
    Really glad they made it clear that Cruella De Vil isn’t actually good or anything, like she is just insane. Also loved everyone’s reaction to the line.

  • @rainsparks29
    @rainsparks29 3 роки тому +4060

    Realised today that Sherrezade starts off singing "1000 tales to fill 1000 nights" which turns into "1001 nights" because Jafar is her 1001st story-

    • @rontheron4807
      @rontheron4807 3 роки тому +335

      OH MY GOD I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS
      bless you for pointing this out

    • @takocos
      @takocos 3 роки тому +163

      @@rontheron4807 Also, Aladdin, the story, the Miraculous Lamp or whatever, was ADDED to Arabian Nights later, to make it 1001 in the real world, it wasn't in the original.

    • @noambenmoshe7582
      @noambenmoshe7582 3 роки тому +50

      @@takocos "1001 nights" it's the name of the story collection in Arabic. meaning, the original name.

    • @takocos
      @takocos 3 роки тому +17

      @@noambenmoshe7582 oh, my bad
      This story was still added later though, or at least that's what it says on the wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Thousand_and_One_Nights
      So maybe there's actually more than 1001 stories?

    • @noambenmoshe7582
      @noambenmoshe7582 3 роки тому +46

      @@takocos I'm not sure how many story there are. but I do know that Scheherazade tell the king storys for 1000 nigth, and she end each nigth on a cliff hanger so he won't kill her and will wait for the next nigth. in the 1001 nigth the king marry her.

  • @matilly23
    @matilly23 4 роки тому +4670

    Coronavirus: *Happens*
    Everyone: 'ThIs Is AlL yOuR FaUlT jAfAr'

    • @justaglassbutterfly7989
      @justaglassbutterfly7989 4 роки тому +155

      Thanks Hermione

    • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
      @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 4 роки тому +57

      hey thanks for getting me in trouble because I'm not technically supposed to be up and my parents are trying to sleep and I laughed. Loudly.

    • @matilly23
      @matilly23 4 роки тому +85

      @@ZimLikesPastaAnimation Oh no I'm sorry.....
      THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JAFAR

    • @cloutelfin8323
      @cloutelfin8323 4 роки тому +9

      LMAO

    • @gwoudka3249
      @gwoudka3249 4 роки тому +28

      @Homie well, good for you, we don't even have something like theatre class
      THANKS JAFAR

  • @heartsfromcatie
    @heartsfromcatie 4 роки тому +2565

    most theatre companies: no one wants to watch a free musical online
    star kid: hold my coffee

    • @kiki8792
      @kiki8792 4 роки тому +118

      Poisoned coffee**

    • @reallivebird520
      @reallivebird520 3 роки тому +92

      hold your… cup… of.. roasted coffee?

    • @keirakabar2006
      @keirakabar2006 3 роки тому +50

      revised: most theater companies: no one want to watch a free musical online
      star kid: hold my cup of roasted coffee

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 3 роки тому +8

      Keira mmm cronchy beans

    • @just_melon3910
      @just_melon3910 3 роки тому +13

      Get your cup of poisoned coffee

  • @peccantis
    @peccantis Рік тому +213

    I'm just sitting here, struggling to cope with how some genius about 10 years ago thought to rhyme "dethroned me" and "disowned me" with "rezoned me".

  • @bloopity4117
    @bloopity4117 4 роки тому +14638

    When the fanfic is better than the original thing

    • @quinnsinclair7028
      @quinnsinclair7028 4 роки тому +813

      Starkid in a nutshell.

    • @Hi-ul2gc
      @Hi-ul2gc 4 роки тому +451

      Avpm: You called?

    • @Tori16547
      @Tori16547 4 роки тому +80

      Literally!

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 роки тому +177

      Guys. I have only watched the very Potter trilogy firebringer tgwdlm Black Friday and tto and obvs I'm watching twisted now do you have any other suggestions? Or have I watched the best already

    • @bloopity4117
      @bloopity4117 4 роки тому +126

      @@nacho_girl Watch Holy Musical B@man! It's my personal favorite musical and it's super fun!

  • @anerdwhowritesessays9931
    @anerdwhowritesessays9931 5 років тому +4530

    When I first heard about Starkid I thought it was a theatre company that made musicals for kids but.......
    T H I S I S G R E A T

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 5 років тому +84

      Honestly same

    • @evangrzeda3509
      @evangrzeda3509 5 років тому +300

      Starkid for kids lmao
      Starkid without the swearing wouldn’t be starkid

    • @saracqke
      @saracqke 5 років тому +19

      Thank you dungeon master man very cool!

    • @marcilenerose7488
      @marcilenerose7488 5 років тому +70

      yes, starkid for kids...
      oh boy

    • @peightonneuman2507
      @peightonneuman2507 5 років тому +19

      A Nerd Who Who Writes Essays Great. And definitely NOT for kids

  • @cherrypick520
    @cherrypick520 5 років тому +5143

    I went from rolling on the floor laughing to crying my eyes out.
    *This is all your fault Jafar.*

  • @AP-ns1ng
    @AP-ns1ng 2 роки тому +884

    The, " this is all jafar's fault" at the end actually got me emotional and made me laugh at the same time 2:07:13

  • @kermit_the_good
    @kermit_the_good 4 роки тому +2016

    The princess: "Oh no you guys. Do you think Ja'far could be right about Aladdin?"
    _camera nods_
    [most audience]: YES.
    *[Darren Criss in the audience]: I don't think so.*
    I can't with him

    • @nacho_girl
      @nacho_girl 4 роки тому +50

      ME NEITHER

    • @sophie5660
      @sophie5660 4 роки тому +52

      Was that actually Darren??

    • @kermit_the_good
      @kermit_the_good 4 роки тому +89

      @@sophie5660 yes if you activate subtitles it reads [Darren Criss in the audience]: I don't think so

    • @sophie5660
      @sophie5660 4 роки тому +23

      @@kermit_the_good that's brilliant

    • @neera3167
      @neera3167 4 роки тому +14

      @@ankleina Id just like to think that its a great improv