The Oh No Plateau | Exandria Unlimited | Episode 2

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @flandomaltrizian4603
    @flandomaltrizian4603 3 роки тому +6568

    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing:
    1:45 Glitterbeard Matt and Omar announce stuff
    3:40 Intro cinematic
    5:15 Episode Starts
    6:15 Recap Ends (baby bug)
    13:30 Discussion of next steps ends
    17:45 A classic misdirect
    19:20 Meeting some dagger salesmen
    22:50 Battle begins
    23:50 Opal, focus up
    25:45 Handaxe up the butt
    29:50 Opal and Arthur are just hanging out
    32:50 Everyone getting hit
    33:50 Opal and Arthur are vibin
    36:50 Love hugs
    39:40 Arthur is introduced to a lot of new experiences
    45:45 To escape or to murder
    48:20 All Byroden girls are into rope, canon
    50:40 All kinds of shelters
    52:20 Making a quick pagoda
    55:20 Can you smell vibranium?
    58:05 Microdosing suude
    59:20 Is it drugs yet?
    1:02:00 Chaos Crew
    1:05:25 Visions from the Crown
    1:09:20 Vestige confirmed
    1:10:20 Name drop
    1:15:30 Bananas are chaotic good
    1:17:55 Fearne’s backstory
    1:24:40 Big floofers
    1:26:00 Opal’s twin
    1:27:45 Changing the channel
    1:29:00 Fearne has to turn around a few times before she can sleep
    1:33:25 Break Starts
    1:35:40 Art Montage
    1:48:30 Break Ends
    1:51:35 Talking to Lorkathar
    1:55:40 Murder abruptly ends all vibes
    2:02:30 Talking to Jesho
    2:15:40 The Oh No
    2:19:05 What's in the box?
    2:20:35 Evil eyes
    2:21:20 Roll credits
    2:25:05 Dariax is a climber bro
    2:27:35 Sounding sexy
    2:28:50 The Double D's
    2:30:25 Whatever it is, we have to kill it
    2:31:35 D&D
    2:33:05 Too many names too similar
    2:36:35 Windy Boy
    2:38:15 Pants off Orym
    2:39:50 Hand signing exists in Exandria, canon
    2:42:15 Roll premonition
    2:44:50 Mesa makers
    2:47:35 Inward singing
    2:48:20 Map out (cheeto elemental)
    2:50:40 Matt draws the line at making Kansas canon
    2:55:35 Aabria and Matt pronounce 'sigil' very different
    2:58:30 Melee range
    3:00:25 Skipping rocks
    3:03:05 Maybe don't yell
    3:04:00 Ted is not having this
    3:06:00 Ashhole
    3:07:20 Penetrating the ashhole
    3:12:25 The party can make anything into a butthole
    3:16:35 Battle begins
    3:17:25 Apologize
    3:19:35 Dariax always knew
    3:24:20 Death to traitors
    3:26:25 Snip the tip
    3:30:10 Robbie with a big brain play
    3:32:00 Dariax goes for the kill
    3:36:10 An apology
    3:38:20 Matt still looks evil
    3:40:30 Darian and Orym
    3:41:50 Dariax and Fearne
    3:48:30 The scientific method
    3:50:00 Opal doesn't do book learning
    3:53:00 Name drop
    3:53:15 Opal goes off
    3:56:45 Post-credit scene
    3:57:25 Episode Ends
    The in-game start date for this episode is some time in the year 848.
    For those of you who are out of the loop... so Long Essek is this drawing of a centipede-like Essek that was drawn during a Critter game of TKO. He is both disturbing and endearing. He runs Critical Role now. You can search for him on IG and Twitter, but the good news is he's already found you.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet.

  • @alcapwned3933
    @alcapwned3933 3 роки тому +4925

    Orym: "We aren't in Kansas anymore."
    Opal: "Where's Kansas?"
    Orym: "Uh, western Tal'Dorei."
    Aabria: "Noted. I will add it to the map."
    Liam: "Canon"
    Matt, weakly: *no*

    • @smurphftw2008
      @smurphftw2008 3 роки тому +220

      I believe he said Midwestern Tal'Dorei.

    • @aaronstough5432
      @aaronstough5432 3 роки тому +261

      I died at the weak no.

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync 3 роки тому +165

      @Yashvardhan SINGH ah yes the well known Tal’Dorei city of Kan-Saas.

    • @stfutoast
      @stfutoast 3 роки тому +26

      can i get the timestamp pls lol

    • @alcapwned3933
      @alcapwned3933 3 роки тому +41

      @@stfutoast 2:50:51

  • @jonathanstern5537
    @jonathanstern5537 3 роки тому +2701

    Vox Machina: We need to save the world.
    Mighty Nein: We need to liberate the downtrodden
    Exandria Unlimited: Let's poke the scary thing with a stick.

    • @gyongyverjellinek3992
      @gyongyverjellinek3992 3 роки тому +276

      Alternatively:
      VM: Save the world.
      M9: Save our friend.
      EXU: Save our ash (holes).

    • @genuinejoe2103
      @genuinejoe2103 3 роки тому +10

      @@gyongyverjellinek3992 haha nice one!

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 3 роки тому +92

      To be fair, it took quite a while for the M9 to become anything like "heroic." And VM had been running for a while before they even started streaming.

    • @jelliefishr2336
      @jelliefishr2336 3 роки тому +192

      vm: chaotic good
      m9: chaotic neutral
      exu: chaotic stupid

    • @KuroiWashi
      @KuroiWashi 3 роки тому +24

      EXU: time to put a fist in the ash hole, but gently...

  • @literaltrash1379
    @literaltrash1379 3 роки тому +4322

    Opal refusing to apologize to her sister while knowing it's the only way to get her magic back is peak sibling behavior

    • @josh___something
      @josh___something 3 роки тому +424

      The spite that resonated from opal when she apologized to little mister could fuel an entire city XD

    • @MonochromeMochi
      @MonochromeMochi 3 роки тому +288

      I absolutely love the relationship with Ted. It's such a cool version of a patron and the relationship works so well. It's hilarious thinking of Opal whisper shouting at her sister/patron and the rest just being confused.

    • @literaltrash1379
      @literaltrash1379 3 роки тому +184

      Same! I've never seen a players sibling be their patron but I love the idea lol even though the thought of one of my siblings being my patron gives me an immediate headache 💀

    • @last2nkow
      @last2nkow 3 роки тому +131

      im waiting to find out that Opal killed her own sister and her soul was absorbed into her daggers

    • @achimsinn7782
      @achimsinn7782 3 роки тому +126

      This, also the argument during her nightmare - they played that so well, it felt like 2 real sister arguing about basically being sisters.

  • @IceniSteel
    @IceniSteel 3 роки тому +410

    "I curse you for your names" - Liam O'brien, formerly of Vex and Vax of Vox Machina

    • @NavajoKnight
      @NavajoKnight 4 місяці тому +6

      "How does that feel , Vax'ildan" - Matt

  • @culsandar
    @culsandar 3 роки тому +2790

    "Jokes on you, I love hugs."
    Robbie is now my favorite player.

    • @JacksonOwex
      @JacksonOwex 3 роки тому +56

      NOW!? I had a pretty damn good feeling that he was going to be amazing even before seeing the first episode!

    • @navidnouroz2853
      @navidnouroz2853 3 роки тому +36

      I love him so much already.

    • @lytherael2309
      @lytherael2309 3 роки тому +44

      Ep 1. made me love Dariax with his spear shenanigans, ep 2. made me love Dorian with his hug shenanigans.
      I feel like the more this goes on and the more hijinks they get into, the more I'll fall in love with the whole crew.

    • @trinityzaku
      @trinityzaku 3 роки тому +46

      I want Robbie to have a guest spot in the next season. I would love to have Will Friedle back again. And I feel like both of them together would be just ultimate hell that they could raise in a game.

    • @CraptorsfanY
      @CraptorsfanY 3 роки тому +30

      Yeah this dude is sooo good. I want him in a full campaign

  • @ForeverWog
    @ForeverWog 3 роки тому +4447

    The Team: Debate, debate, debate, debate, debate.
    Matt: I throw a rock at it.
    Blessings of Travis upon you sir.

    • @Juniper_Rose
      @Juniper_Rose 3 роки тому +297

      Matt is finally in a position to move shit along while his players discuss.

    • @Viper3220
      @Viper3220 3 роки тому +133

      My PCs are basically cats.
      Unknown visual stimuli = attack it and see how it reacts

    • @Quadraxis
      @Quadraxis 3 роки тому +120

      Grog and Fjord both clapping in the distance.

    • @TalesofTuram
      @TalesofTuram 3 роки тому +8

      Yes

    • @TheRealPurpleHand
      @TheRealPurpleHand 2 роки тому +23

      It's why I love Matt as a player so much. He knows the GM tricks but he also understands how to make it work from a player POV. He's so good at it!!!

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 3 роки тому +696

    Aabria: *mentions Gilmore*
    Matt: looks over, says nothing, doesn't visibly react
    Liam: No visible break in character
    Ashley: Biggest OH of excitement

  • @Fiondra
    @Fiondra 3 роки тому +1393

    When Fearne goes “The feywild is where the feywild is” and Matt goes “Gotcha” and then mouths “WHAT?” at everyone is a truly unappreciated moment, had me cracking up.

    • @stella1996able
      @stella1996able 10 місяців тому +7

      Do you have a timestamp? I missed that and can’t find it :(

    • @SparrowTasatir
      @SparrowTasatir 10 місяців тому +11

      @@stella1996able 1:17:00 this dialog

  • @spectralumbra1568
    @spectralumbra1568 3 роки тому +3209

    Aabira in EXU trailer: "I'm nervous that anything I do becomes canon"
    Aabira in the game: "Kansas Tal'dorei is canon."

    • @nattainer
      @nattainer 3 роки тому +77

      I feel like matt won't keep any of the canon aabria has created, out of respect of this being her lore.. but if he does keep some of it for campaign 3 it would be cool

    • @Erinkai
      @Erinkai 3 роки тому +170

      Aabria in EXU trailer: "I'm nervous that anything I do becomes canon"
      Aabria in the game: "Like 5 meters." Now metric system is!

    • @aerarieri8969
      @aerarieri8969 3 роки тому +110

      @@nattainer im pretty sure he will, they clearly had previous talks and he gave her free rein

    • @GrayvesX
      @GrayvesX 3 роки тому +122

      She's clearly joking about most the stuff. But she does have to make things canon otherwise the story won't matter

    • @cholulahotsauce6166
      @cholulahotsauce6166 3 роки тому +5

      Power is addictive

  • @NothingCanDescribeUs
    @NothingCanDescribeUs 3 роки тому +3588

    i LOVE that matt has seized hold of this opportunity to just turn his brain off. "i'm legitimately not following any of this" absolutely buddy you deserve it

    • @ForeverWog
      @ForeverWog 3 роки тому +263

      He’s the ADHD 5 Year Old of this campaign, impatient with discussion and interested in moving the plot forward. He’s the Travis of this mission.

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 роки тому +204

      @@ForeverWog He's legit in playing the character with an INT of 8. And since he doesn't have to DM...he doesn't have to pay attention to what's going on. LOL.

    • @SiNFPVGUAM
      @SiNFPVGUAM 3 роки тому +16

      @@shannononeill482 wait, wait, wait.... what's happening?

    • @MightBeCale
      @MightBeCale 3 роки тому +47

      @@RiptidePen He's been a player in a few one shots and other channels' campaigns, but this is definitely the first like, campaign long character(even if it's a short campaign).

    • @RichardMoeller-lb3ox
      @RichardMoeller-lb3ox 3 роки тому +170

      Matt's face is one of someone who knows the answers and is willfully blocking them out

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 3 роки тому +1826

    "And it is said, to this day, there is a thief, part of the group The Nameless Ones, called Arthur who stands by the west gate, holding a silk rope, looking lovelorn, just stares out into the west. Maybe, one day, this love shall return."

    • @trinidadtheislandman4065
      @trinidadtheislandman4065 3 роки тому +110

      I would be down for more tales of Opal and the lost loves she has left, all the broken hearts. 🥰

    • @chrismanta2285
      @chrismanta2285 3 роки тому +76

      That’s a new character backstory right there.

    • @bearmothowl6219
      @bearmothowl6219 3 роки тому +7

      Naaawwww, man!!! :´(

    • @patrickrooney5710
      @patrickrooney5710 3 роки тому +1

      #truth

    • @BackMarker20
      @BackMarker20 3 роки тому +82

      “…Until approximately 54 seconds later, when Charm Person ceases its hold over his mind, and he looks about to the grins of a dozen giggling onlookers.”

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 3 роки тому +499

    Matt's visceral "No..." at Kansas being added to the Tal'dorei map was amazing.

    • @ChristieLily35
      @ChristieLily35 2 роки тому +46

      No one ever has to go there, but I am hoping that at one point in a campaign Orym, Fearne, or really anyone just makes a reference to Kansas, Tal'dorei just to mess with Matt. Laura would do it. You know she's watched this. Or Travis.

    • @ThatOneIrishFurry
      @ThatOneIrishFurry 2 роки тому +25

      @@ChristieLily35 Imogen has kinda got the Kansas accent it would be funny if her horse girl town she was from turned out to be Kansas, Tal'dorei

    • @ChristieLily35
      @ChristieLily35 2 роки тому +12

      @@ThatOneIrishFurry I now want this to happen and be canon. We can pretend it's canon in the meantime.

  • @ThomasUfnalCrowlake
    @ThomasUfnalCrowlake 2 роки тому +302

    "Congratulations, Orrym, we've volunteered for five minutes and the sky is on fire" slayed me.

  • @zackfogarty1830
    @zackfogarty1830 3 роки тому +705

    Fire Ashari: All our friends died
    Dariax: That’s rough buddy

  • @bradystiff8693
    @bradystiff8693 3 роки тому +419

    “Where does the spider queen live?”
    “Probably somewhere dark”
    “Oh that makes sense”
    They’re all so STUPID I love them 😍

  • @NintenDex
    @NintenDex 3 роки тому +776

    I love Ashley's gentle voice as Fearne so much

    • @littlefurnace
      @littlefurnace 3 роки тому +32

      Me too, mainly because i really feel like it's hiding something underneath. It's like a combo of Jennifer Coolidge, and Joan Cusack's character in Adam's Family Values. Like, she might be a pretty woman who's a lot more quick-witted than she lets on, or she might be an axe wielding psychopath. Either way i am HERE FOR IT.

    • @TAKLProductions
      @TAKLProductions 2 роки тому +11

      Especially since her character is so chaotic and fey... just a beautiful sweet fawn that will smile at you politely while making your head explode.

  • @SkrymNV
    @SkrymNV 3 роки тому +636

    The saying "Time is a weird soup" actually makes a lot of sense considering Fearne is from the Feywild and time has a different flow over there. As seen in CR1, VM was only in the Feywild for a couple days but in Exandria weeks had passed.

    • @anthonydavis5288
      @anthonydavis5288 2 роки тому +18

      Spoilers Beloooow
      Same in Campaign 2 but they had a magic fun ball that made time a weird soup

    • @TAKLProductions
      @TAKLProductions 2 роки тому +9

      Spoiler below
      Yeah... this comment only becomes more true in campaign 3 with Fearn's backstory

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor Рік тому +5

      @@anthonydavis5288
      Happy Fun Ball wasn't like the Feywild. It was a stable ratio created by a time control machine, adjustable at will for whoever knows how it works.

    • @anthonydavis5288
      @anthonydavis5288 Рік тому +4

      @@theuncalledfor I had observed how the Feywild messes with time to their advantage and sometimes not so as with Ferne. The fun ball was similar in its time manipulation.

    • @LWT1331
      @LWT1331 Рік тому

      What does that have to do with soup?

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 3 роки тому +401

    Also, it's VERY amusing to me that the first run without Sam, Matt takes over his role of hating on the party's pet, haha.

    • @TAKLProductions
      @TAKLProductions 2 роки тому +28

      Cut to c3 where Sam plays as the party pet lol

  • @christopherbacon1077
    @christopherbacon1077 3 роки тому +2199

    Everyone else: Fighting for their lives
    Opal: Goes on a BDSM date.

    • @RollInish
      @RollInish 2 роки тому +62

      Fighting for their lives seems like a stretch. The dude didn't even bother drawing his weapon. I think Arthur was in considerably more danger. She'd scare the shit out of me. Lol

    • @MizuMing
      @MizuMing 2 роки тому +55

      The most unexpected, and funniest moment from the entire session. No one expects public BDSM. Honestly, now I'm just remembering campaign 1 and the crew talking about being polyamorous. Such a good episode. 🤣

    • @supernovaskies5044
      @supernovaskies5044 Рік тому +9

      We love that for her

    • @bookmarkyourthoughtsblog
      @bookmarkyourthoughtsblog 5 місяців тому +1

      Laura Bailey not being here for these moments is brutal. I can imagine her inability to control herself during this scene lmao!

  • @justbeingjason4486
    @justbeingjason4486 3 роки тому +1835

    In a group of chaotic Neutral characters, somehow, Liam creates a good boi and still end up the edge lord.

    • @boitata2617
      @boitata2617 3 роки тому +328

      You don't choose the edge vibes the edge vibes choose you

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 3 роки тому +136

      Edge finds a way

    • @grumpycloud30
      @grumpycloud30 3 роки тому +150

      Liam is always an edge lord...character alignment be damned

    • @heyvedur
      @heyvedur 3 роки тому +321

      Liam: Okay this time I don't want to play a charakter with high intelligence, Caleb was really intense
      The rest of the party: somehow manages to build characters with even lower intelligence

    • @caincosplays
      @caincosplays 3 роки тому +55

      That's just Liam's fate

  • @joecassar7594
    @joecassar7594 3 роки тому +526

    I love that Liam got a taste of the 'Vex & Vax" issue with Dorian and Dariax. It was fate.

  • @CptCelestialCarnage
    @CptCelestialCarnage 3 роки тому +1621

    Gotta say, blowing a kiss for an eldritch blast is dope as hell.

    • @ansalem12
      @ansalem12 3 роки тому +47

      Agreed, literally gonna make a character based on that. Haven't worked out the details but there's no way it can go wrong, right?

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 3 роки тому +121

      I imagine she blew the kiss, and an arcane heart just floated gracefully towards the guy, then BATTERED him across the head.

    • @NathanHedglin
      @NathanHedglin 3 роки тому +48

      @@haku8135 takes “love hurts” to a new level

    • @andrewgrato5
      @andrewgrato5 3 роки тому +18

      Opal is now Sonya Blade

    • @LaneyStudios5
      @LaneyStudios5 3 роки тому +26

      @@ansalem12 if you take the spell sniper feat you can hit enemies with your kiss bullet from 240 feet away

  • @PJSproductions97
    @PJSproductions97 3 роки тому +897

    This campaign goes to show why I love brand new players, they try shit experienced players don't do. Experienced players don't try to change the channel on the vision they're having from their Warlock patron! XD

    • @thesaltybeard1793
      @thesaltybeard1793 3 роки тому +91

      Most warlock patrons aren't literally the warlocks sibling either

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 3 роки тому +4

      XD so RANDOM!!!~!~

    • @mscout1
      @mscout1 3 роки тому +69

      @@thesaltybeard1793 I played a Warlock who's patron was his Mother. A lot of sweat was in vested in convincing her that everything was fine, and no she did not need to come to the Prime for a visit. It was also kind of weird because that warlock was his own father. (because demons are bad at linear time).

    • @melp4111
      @melp4111 3 роки тому +3

      @@mscout1 Okay that's awesome.

    • @Rik3n
      @Rik3n 2 роки тому +5

      I mean, Aabria told her she could interact with it, so she did

  • @timbroski7517
    @timbroski7517 3 роки тому +456

    Aabria: I thought you were part mountain goat.
    Ashley: No i'm part fainting goat.

  • @FoodiePunk
    @FoodiePunk 3 роки тому +1709

    Vox Machina: The inspiring classic film to start a franchise.
    Mighty Nein: The mainstream successful blockbuster sequel.
    Exandria Unlimited: The loosely related Saturday morning TV cartoon spin-off.

    • @gyongyverjellinek3992
      @gyongyverjellinek3992 3 роки тому +202

      Maybe more like a Saturday night Adult Swim spinoff? I mean, with the rope and the fist in the ash hole...

    • @FoodiePunk
      @FoodiePunk 3 роки тому +15

      Meta-metaphor ftw

    • @Zseventyone
      @Zseventyone 3 роки тому +11

      I’m hoping it’s not a trend.

    • @artie9940
      @artie9940 3 роки тому +76

      I know where you're coming from, but VM's story feels more blockbustery and the M9 feel more cult classic to me

    • @Zseventyone
      @Zseventyone 3 роки тому +11

      @@artie9940 hard to imagine VM will ever be topped, no?

  • @Cadefullerton14
    @Cadefullerton14 3 роки тому +414

    I feel like Matt made the perfect character to play in his own world. Low intelligence AND wisdom. He needs to know NOTHING.
    You can also see him picking up on character traits and quirks he loved from his players. Pranks/pranks between party members? Grog, Vax, and Jester. Hating the animal companion? Scanlan. Makin suboptimal choices for fun? That's Sam every PC. It's so fun to see.
    (let me know if there are other traits I missed)

    • @ForeverWog
      @ForeverWog 3 роки тому +79

      I like that he made Travis’s general impatience when it comes to planning/discussing and turned it into a character trait.

    • @Cadefullerton14
      @Cadefullerton14 3 роки тому +12

      @@ForeverWog amazing

  • @jakemunoze7430
    @jakemunoze7430 3 роки тому +2053

    It's so funny cause it's like Abria is like the fun aunt and everyone is like . . . "Idk . . . Matt doesn't normally let us get away with this . . ."

    • @SuperLycan13
      @SuperLycan13 3 роки тому +315

      She is a merciful DM

    • @aryoceissapratama717
      @aryoceissapratama717 3 роки тому +227

      One is a Mercerful DM.

    • @comma1737
      @comma1737 3 роки тому +45

      The live show Episode 109 of Campaign one,ua-cam.com/video/t7oLhv6HKl4/v-deo.html, where Matt tears up his notes says otherwise. They kept up their shenanigans for close to an hour straight.

    • @bluebird8221
      @bluebird8221 3 роки тому +145

      There's this vibe yeah haha. Tbh to how much a DM should be lenient is pretty much up to who you ask. A lot of people think Matt is too lenient with his players too.

    • @michaelrumsey7932
      @michaelrumsey7932 3 роки тому +203

      Aabria is the aunt who let's you drink when you're with her. Your dad Matt knows but he'll still take you over every so often

  • @breanawilliams5459
    @breanawilliams5459 3 роки тому +504

    Lol Ashley sounding like a disney princess while being a little chaos goblin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aaarrrgh89
    @Aaarrrgh89 3 роки тому +1077

    This party has a total of six braincells. And Orym has at least three of them.

    • @joluoto
      @joluoto 3 роки тому +165

      And the monkey has the rest.

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 3 роки тому +17

      @@joluoto you went beyond anything I could have commented

    • @anarkizt
      @anarkizt 3 роки тому +46

      @@joluoto actually valid mechanically haha, they both have the highest INT at 13.

    • @morganmae8396
      @morganmae8396 3 роки тому +13

      This poor crew, only six brain cells to share between them, only six and foot disease. Athlete's foot and six brain cells.

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 3 роки тому +7

      there's at most, two bouncing between Dorian and Fearne

  • @DevoteaSings
    @DevoteaSings 3 роки тому +1900

    Opal just really went with the other definiton of 'take the guy out'

    • @cambionblack7939
      @cambionblack7939 3 роки тому +14

      On that topic, if you haven’t seen it, maybe worth checking out The Comic Strip Presents: Mr. Jolly Lives Next Door 😊

    • @Towton72
      @Towton72 3 роки тому +3

      @@cambionblack7939 And 51st State too

    • @captainvladmir7535
      @captainvladmir7535 3 роки тому +8

      Took him completely out of the fig ht, loved it.

    • @williamroop451
      @williamroop451 3 роки тому +30

      And an Eldritch kiss to finish him off.

    • @awds1365
      @awds1365 3 роки тому +2

      There are 2 kinds of people

  • @Anya-xy8qt
    @Anya-xy8qt 3 роки тому +698

    "We solve our own problems we make" - perfect description of this group

    • @nivenfres
      @nivenfres 3 роки тому +8

      "I make my own economy" - Sous (Gravity Falls)

  • @Jaebird88
    @Jaebird88 3 роки тому +699

    Opal (but really Aimee): "So you mean to tell me there's an actual Spider Queen?"
    Everyone who lives and breathes D&D: "Um... Yeah."

    • @Sathinrah
      @Sathinrah 2 роки тому +47

      The jaw drop and the look of shock was priceless

    • @WhitneyHempsey
      @WhitneyHempsey Рік тому +26

      She plays that “small town girl” bit effortlessly.

    • @britnicox3929
      @britnicox3929 Рік тому +16

      It’s really so funny that she accidentally stumbled right into the truth there

  • @BasElgharib
    @BasElgharib 3 роки тому +874

    Aabria: "you're all breathing heavy because of the ash"
    Matt: "why because it's magic??"
    Aabria: "no...it's...just ash"

    • @elecampane
      @elecampane 3 роки тому +45

      I think he was subtly asking if his dwarven advantage of saving throws against poison would apply here. If it's a magical effect, then it wouldn't. If this is just because ash is toxic to the lungs, it probably should have.

    • @DangerDurians
      @DangerDurians 3 роки тому +66

      @@elecampane I think the bad part from breathing in ash is that
      Its a solid

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 3 роки тому +70

      @@DangerDurians Yeah, it's like.
      "You inhale water and begin to drown"
      Is the water, magical?
      "...Nooooo"
      So does my advantage against poisons help? Cause it's killing me because it's toxic?
      "It's killing you because not air is filling your lungs and life needs things to live."

    • @larkwen50
      @larkwen50 3 роки тому +9

      I think they should have received some warning, so they could wrap their faces etc before just getting a whole point of exhaustion. Seems a little unfair.

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 3 роки тому +13

      @@larkwen50 1 point of exhaustion isn't that big a deal. It's the continued exhaustion that's the real danger.

  • @cindygrape
    @cindygrape 3 роки тому +939

    Aimee: "I owe someone an apology. Ted are you listening?"
    Aabria: "Always"
    Aimee: "Mister, I'm very sorry for throwing a dagger at you."
    Aabria: "I hate you"
    Aimee: "BYE!"
    I loooove this dynamic! I'd never guess Aimee is a first time player she's already a master of role playing! Loving this so far!

    • @45H3R
      @45H3R 3 роки тому +21

      i mean, she is a actor...

    • @liminalsoup
      @liminalsoup 3 роки тому +80

      @@45H3R well there's a difference between improv roleplaying and acting out a script. I've seen other first time player actors in other games and they're not as comfortable with the roleplay that robbie and aimee have shown.

    • @ForeverWog
      @ForeverWog 3 роки тому +22

      The back and forth between the two of them at that moment was perfect in its timing and choices. Loved it.

    • @7on
      @7on 3 роки тому +6

      @@liminalsoup Deos Aimee have a history of improv? She might

    • @liminalsoup
      @liminalsoup 3 роки тому +19

      @@7on this is my first real exposure to aimee and I don't know if she mentioned any past improv experience but i've read somewhere that some of her funny lines as Adora in the Netflix She-ra series were improvised. The creator largely didn't envision the character to be funny but aimee's improvised lines worked so well that they were kept in.

  • @M9Nein
    @M9Nein 3 роки тому +2577

    Matthew Mercer himself asking where the Feywild is just the *WILDEST THING.*

    • @redditersinn4737
      @redditersinn4737 3 роки тому +216

      I'm sorry but you mean the FAY WILDEST THING

    • @silversugar2140
      @silversugar2140 3 роки тому +46

      @@redditersinn4737 Get out. Hahaha!

    • @gconnor18
      @gconnor18 3 роки тому +63

      Yeah I think aabria had the same thought as you, which is why she chuckled.

    • @Zseventyone
      @Zseventyone 3 роки тому +95

      He also asked what the Vestiges of Divergence were.

    • @themobiustripper
      @themobiustripper 3 роки тому +30

      Yeah, but Dariax said it, so it tracks. Suspend that disbelief harder!

  • @andrewh.4866
    @andrewh.4866 3 роки тому +431

    Everyone keeps talking about how Matt made a silly dumb character, but no one is talking about how he specifically chose cleric spells to be the healer of the group while avoiding wisdom being his spell casting stat, and also avoiding having to have any sort of deity attachment or commitment. He's playing a one-shot joke character in a full campaign.

    • @actor765
      @actor765 3 роки тому +92

      He is playing a character that is the most role fulfilling, while being almost entirely detached from knowing anything real about the world so he doesnt have to get confused about what he knows from creating the world, and what he knows in character

    • @mikemleczko5565
      @mikemleczko5565 7 місяців тому

      avoiding gods is something all critical role players try to do.. it's the new in thing

    • @wesglover5369
      @wesglover5369 5 місяців тому +3

      Divine Soul Sorcerer isn’t exactly avoiding the gods.

    • @goji253
      @goji253 4 місяці тому +1

      @@mikemleczko5565 _looks at the entirety of VM, Caduceus and Yasha_
      ... yeah sure. Totally not just a thing in the current campaign thing.

  • @TheSkullivan12
    @TheSkullivan12 3 роки тому +1420

    "How's that feel Vax'ildan?!" Man, Matt's been hanging onto that one for a while.

  • @disasterjones5798
    @disasterjones5798 3 роки тому +797

    Dorian literally pulled a Skeletor "Joke's on you I'm into that shit" meme, Robbie is a gift and a treasure

  • @gloomygloomstalker3878
    @gloomygloomstalker3878 3 роки тому +505

    I love how comfy Robbie is already with just taking narrative control during combat at points

  • @jplayspoker
    @jplayspoker 3 роки тому +294

    "Can you stick a fist in the ash hole?"
    "start with a couple fingers."
    I'm dying

  • @davidarmstrong1617
    @davidarmstrong1617 3 роки тому +115

    Opal: "Could you stick a fist in the ash-hole?"
    Dariax: "We don't know how dangerous that could be... so maybe just take it gently."
    Fearne: "I could see if I could just get a fist in."
    Dariax: "Easy! Start with a couple fingers."
    Opal: "Wait! Spit on your hand first."
    ------
    Aimee: I'm really banking on the fact that my parents will NOT be watching this episode.
    -------
    Ashley: "I fingered the ash hole and nothing happened."

  • @Maddd17
    @Maddd17 3 роки тому +567

    Matt: “Just call us the Double D’s 😁”
    Aabria: “NO! 🙅🏾‍♀️”

    • @yanjanjon9090
      @yanjanjon9090 3 роки тому +6

      My Double D's take a point of exhaustion.

    • @ThatOneIrishFurry
      @ThatOneIrishFurry 2 роки тому +16

      Aabria: "my Double D's took a point of exaustion"

  • @hollow1279
    @hollow1279 3 роки тому +599

    Patrons have to be one of the best reasons to pick a Warlock. Their relationships can be so unique like Fjord and Uk'otoa having this eldritch being sleeping and manipulating his desires and makes him believe he is powerless, and then we have opal and ted which are the embodiment of the "this is why mom doesn't fucking love you" vine.

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 роки тому +44

      Just think, if Laura was able to play warlock, Arty would have been her patron. Feylocks are ridiculously tricky.

    • @LetTheBodyFall
      @LetTheBodyFall 3 роки тому +24

      My warlock's patron is an archfey who is also her very protective and anxious single dad. She just wants to read the books in all of the big libraries and bookstores in the world and he's just so comically protective of her that he just gave her magic and presents so she's safe in her travels lol

    • @hollow1279
      @hollow1279 3 роки тому +15

      Mine is the King in Yellow, Hastur the Unspeakable. My character also loves collecting books and information across the realm, but also spreading the yellow miasma via performing the vile theater play with major image and other illusory psionics. My favorite was doing a puppet show for a bunch of kids, dooming the town’s gene pool.

    • @Gicosaurus
      @Gicosaurus 3 роки тому +8

      @@darkvizardking69 that was her plan all along but chooses to do cleruc when travis made fjord a warlock, it was mentioned in talks machina

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 3 роки тому +2

      @@LetTheBodyFall You realize it's supposed to be like, an evil pact, right? I'd NEVER let a player make a *warlock* with such a happy bubbly patron. That's ridiculous, lmao.

  • @keithredacted8154
    @keithredacted8154 3 роки тому +451

    Robbie: "Put your hand in the ash hole"
    Ashley: "I was gonna see if I could put my fist in it"
    Matt: "Be gentle. Start with a few fingers."
    Aimee: "Wait, *SPIT ON IT FIRST*"
    I'M FREAKING DEAD

    • @GigiLowe
      @GigiLowe 2 роки тому +7

      I've seen this clip everywhere, so happy to find it in the actual video!

  • @RPGtourguide
    @RPGtourguide 3 роки тому +1065

    Aabria - “My cool sigil is actually a butthole?”
    Party - “Always has been.”

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +3

      @David Von Fakename They’re streets ahead!

  • @joshreddy875
    @joshreddy875 3 роки тому +911

    I love how Omar cant sit still and then hes flipped n becomes incapacitated

    • @swirlinghaze
      @swirlinghaze 3 роки тому +96

      I love that they zoomed in on Omar's face when that happened with his look like, "Really Dad?"

    • @ForeverWog
      @ForeverWog 3 роки тому +43

      It’s like flipping a shark upside down.

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 3 роки тому +45

      And the look he shot at camera on his back "someone do something"

    • @dalewhite2253
      @dalewhite2253 3 роки тому +13

      Dogatonic

    • @Drex_se
      @Drex_se 3 роки тому +21

      Discombobulate

  • @courtneyhoward2370
    @courtneyhoward2370 3 роки тому +592

    Don't get me wrong C1 with it's Good vs. Evil was brilliant. C2 with all the morality questions was beautifully relatable. But damn do I love watching chaotic morons who make decisions based on the motto "for the LOLZ"

    • @tamarakw7724
      @tamarakw7724 3 роки тому +4

      I love these morons so much already

    • @saffronstiegmann2542
      @saffronstiegmann2542 2 роки тому +23

      I feel like this group is how my party acts. We have 3 spellcasters and a rogue whose solution to everything is fire. Its madness.

    • @TraineeHero
      @TraineeHero 2 роки тому +16

      Team Florida Man.

    • @bignumbers
      @bignumbers 2 роки тому +2

      Ah, the moral nuance of pouring acid down the throat of a sleeping minimum wage worker and then holding him down while he slowly dies an agonizing death. Very relatable.

  • @Heidi534
    @Heidi534 3 роки тому +395

    Liam: I hate that your names are Dorian and Dariax. It's so confusing
    Mercer thinking: revenge Vax, revenge

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 роки тому +9

      It looked like he was going to say something along those regards to Liam but got cut off by the other cross talk.

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 3 роки тому +17

      at one point he did say "that's what you get Vax'ildan

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 роки тому +6

      @@thewingedporpoise yeah but much later. Lolol even Liam admitted it was his punishment.

    • @beldragos
      @beldragos 3 роки тому +4

      Ironically, about 30 years ago I had an elf named Doriath Strongbow.

  • @starfire4302
    @starfire4302 3 роки тому +606

    You can tell Matt is having a blast playing someone who’s ignorant of the world lore and mechanics. I bet it’s a little boring reducing your POV to one character after constantly being a DM, but Matt has always enjoyed his players taking the reigns so I’m sure it’s fine. He’s like Liam, once he’s into a character he’s in, he embodies it totally

    • @scrumpors8706
      @scrumpors8706 3 роки тому +70

      As a forever dm, being able to not stress about lore, balance, or all the other dm stuff and just slip into character is so relaxing 💀

    • @SahalafidN
      @SahalafidN 3 роки тому +9

      Being a DM and Being a PC is a totally different experienced, i think its not a good idea to compare them. I love Both

    • @scrumpors8706
      @scrumpors8706 3 роки тому +7

      @@SahalafidN I love both too I'm not bashing either it is just nice to have a break sometimes

    • @SahalafidN
      @SahalafidN 3 роки тому +4

      @@scrumpors8706 sure ím DMing the most of the time and I love to Play when I have the opportunity :) its easy to recognise on Matts style he is DMing alot... He plays more of a supporting character and roleplays a wacky one :)

    • @jamesabbott6425
      @jamesabbott6425 3 роки тому +14

      I love that you can still see his DM brain ticking in the background like him taking notes when abriaa mentioned the ashari using hand signs and him making a quick note as that got added into his own image of his world

  • @BBrawler101
    @BBrawler101 3 роки тому +604

    Underrated moment of this episode is Robbie screaming "OPAL GET HIM! GET HIM OPAL!" as he's desperately grappling one Nameless One while Opal is trying to convince Arthur to go get drinks with her.

    • @kyleweir689
      @kyleweir689 3 роки тому +12

      It's 100% an abuse/misunderstanding/DM overleniency for a new player of how charm person works. It just makes them more friendly to you. It doesn't change their other allegiances, it doesn't make them act unreasonably or out of their own character. It just makes them like you. It absolutely wouldn't make a cultist walk away from another cultist getting gangbanged by the people they were looking for.

    • @BBrawler101
      @BBrawler101 3 роки тому +44

      @@kyleweir689 ??? bro i don't give a fuck i just thought the moment was funny, why are you bothering to make a whole-ass rant under my comment?

    • @benvandoorn147
      @benvandoorn147 3 роки тому +93

      @@kyleweir689 or it’s.... fun?

    • @kyleweir689
      @kyleweir689 3 роки тому +5

      @@benvandoorn147 cool. I'd like to be able to cast fireball with a first level spell slot. It would be more fun.

    • @benvandoorn147
      @benvandoorn147 3 роки тому +95

      @@kyleweir689 allowing a bit of leniency on a spell for fun ≠ what you just tried. cute though

  • @morganmaven2861
    @morganmaven2861 3 роки тому +519

    Opal: "You took my magic!?"
    Ted: "I am your magic bitch!"
    I love them 😂👍

  • @The_SammyG
    @The_SammyG 3 роки тому +439

    Aabria mouthing SHADE when Dariax tells Dorian that he has a more “subtle” magic is pure gold. A totally underrated moment

  • @AncientSkullKid
    @AncientSkullKid 3 роки тому +1351

    Liam's character:
    "Let's start hoofing it."
    ...me looking at the faun for a reaction...

    • @silversugar2140
      @silversugar2140 3 роки тому +21

      THANK YOU. I was so primed for a joke about it or an "Hey I resemble that!" or even a serious moment I was surprised no one really jumped at it!

    • @TheRawrnstuff
      @TheRawrnstuff 3 роки тому +13

      @@silversugar2140 ...not sure if you mean "resemble" or "resent".

    • @keithwinget526
      @keithwinget526 3 роки тому +10

      You can't always "count" on somebody catching a hoof joke...

    • @sadboiz4lyfe
      @sadboiz4lyfe 3 роки тому +2

      Was watching a show where some characters were riding and one said to the other: "Let's ditch these horses and hoof it from here," and I thought, that is the only context where it would be confusing to say 'hoof it' - (I wanna say it was Attack On Titan I was watching)

    • @helpmelearnto
      @helpmelearnto 3 роки тому

      @@TheRawrnstuff , why would anyone else say resent that?

  • @bountybernd
    @bountybernd 3 роки тому +996

    Still waiting for the Sam Riegel Shirts on Matt

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 3 роки тому +30

      Continue the tradition! At least do it first and once on Aabria, and see if she rewards DM Inspiration.

    • @sirlancealot9996
      @sirlancealot9996 3 роки тому +24

      Aabria shirts would be funnier.

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 3 роки тому +9

      it wouldn't make sense without Sam there. they could just wear Elena of Avalor tshirts

    • @Zaniboni00
      @Zaniboni00 3 роки тому +22

      Still waiting for the day the whole cast will have a Sam shirt on

    • @bryatwar7409
      @bryatwar7409 3 роки тому

      Come on Matt do it lol

  • @Jesserosemtl
    @Jesserosemtl 3 роки тому +212

    "I have moved on spiritually from this moment" - my new life motto

  • @frowningcorgi2438
    @frowningcorgi2438 3 роки тому +3305

    Yes, finally a party I can relate to, chaotic stupid.

    • @K3Sk3
      @K3Sk3 3 роки тому +71

      i've been calling them chaotic dumbass, but stupid also works lol

    • @rod4309
      @rod4309 3 роки тому +38

      I've been thinking of them as Badass Idiots.

    • @Ashtor1337
      @Ashtor1337 3 роки тому +6

      It's a little close to home.

    • @Juniper_Rose
      @Juniper_Rose 3 роки тому +32

      Chaotic Bisexual

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 3 роки тому +50

      D&D = Dumb and Dumber

  • @Misfit_Kitten
    @Misfit_Kitten 3 роки тому +473

    36:32 "Praise Taliesin..." Well, now you've made him even more powerful.

    • @sloth7ds
      @sloth7ds 3 роки тому +67

      Taliesin is a Warlock Patron. 100%

    • @KillerOfWhales
      @KillerOfWhales 3 роки тому +32

      I was kind of mad that no one reacted to that, seemed like a perfect line

    • @FoodiePunk
      @FoodiePunk 3 роки тому +54

      Every time his name us uttered, an obscure garment is added to his closet.

    • @robinhoodproductions5102
      @robinhoodproductions5102 3 роки тому +12

      Taliesin getting the Traveler treatment

    • @retrosamurai9232
      @retrosamurai9232 3 роки тому

      Put the Goth back in his closet. He needs no more power.

  • @favlilnap
    @favlilnap 3 роки тому +728

    Matt: turns Omar upside down, put unrefined residuum on his teeth, his eyes turn black, broke his spear..all in one episode..utter chaos..loved it

    • @rektl2036
      @rektl2036 3 роки тому +38

      Matt become the entirety of vox machina in 1 episode. Nice

    • @modredastal1644
      @modredastal1644 3 роки тому +19

      Prepping Campaign 3 is getting to him.

    • @playtester6635
      @playtester6635 3 роки тому +17

      Never let optimal gameplay get in the way of roleplay. This is awesome

    • @TheKingjames57
      @TheKingjames57 3 роки тому

      Wait, why did his eyes turn black? I must've missed that part

    • @kagedbirdd3591
      @kagedbirdd3591 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheKingjames57 He touched the circlet while smuggling it with fruit

  • @andyenglish4303
    @andyenglish4303 3 роки тому +117

    I can't believe when Liam complained about the names Dorian and Dariax that Matt didn't throw 5 years of 'Vex and Vax' back in his face. XD

    • @apexkonchu2234
      @apexkonchu2234 3 роки тому +11

      I think he did say something, but it was pretty quiet and someone else was talking over him.

    • @g.the.wise.1
      @g.the.wise.1 11 місяців тому +4

      @@apexkonchu2234 Yeah, there was a pretty intense *"How does it feel, Vax'ildan?!"* moment from Matt. Can't remember specific timestamp though

  • @SeerOfTime577
    @SeerOfTime577 3 роки тому +678

    “Well, how would you feel if you were a baby left in prison? It’d be awful.” - Fearne
    “Jokes on you! I love hugs!” - Dorian
    “It’s really fun to just take a little bit every day.” - Fearne about Suude
    “I’m going to change the channel chapter.” - Opal
    -
    Opal: “We killed their vibes.”
    Dorian: “By killing them.”
    Dariax: “Vibe ends pretty abruptly by that point.”
    -
    “Orym, I don’t doubt that they’re good people, but we have a guild of murderers, assassins, and thieves after us, we’re in possession of an incredibly powerful, dangerous item that I don’t just want to give away, we found illegal drug precursors. And now, what, we’re going to fix their crater problem too?” - Dorian
    “That’s rough, buddy.” - Dariax channeling his inner Zuko
    “Congratulations, Orym, we volunteered five minutes and the sky’s on fire.” - Dorian

    • @amaeve1950
      @amaeve1950 3 роки тому

      Meta

    • @jeroen92
      @jeroen92 3 роки тому +7

      I'm so dissapointed they did not go back to get it, would've been a great pet! (And I think that's what Aabri put it in there for)

    • @SeerOfTime577
      @SeerOfTime577 3 роки тому +2

      @@jeroen92 Yeah, I hoped they would go back too. That would have made for more antics.

    • @PlanetLovingMom
      @PlanetLovingMom 3 роки тому +5

      @@jeroen92 taken the larvae with them and give it to the angry adult one that was caged up. That was probably its baby (I'm pretty sure the party forgot they were two and thought it was just the big angry one.) My ranger would've carried the larvae back, do an animal handling check and give it to the adult one. Happy ending for the creatures 😌👌🏼

    • @jeroen92
      @jeroen92 3 роки тому +2

      @@SeerOfTime577 I just hope one of them puts on the circlet

  • @g.rathbone764
    @g.rathbone764 3 роки тому +1240

    “Do you think they can smell…the vibranium?”
    I fuckin lost it.

    • @karmaneh
      @karmaneh 3 роки тому +21

      Indeed that was one of many absolute belters 😂

    • @VividWyzard
      @VividWyzard 3 роки тому +96

      It's Aimee going "before I get fired, can we smell the Residuum" after that, and everyone was just cracking jokes about Unobtainium

    • @blze0018
      @blze0018 3 роки тому +54

      I loved her face as she immediately realized that's not right

    • @mjrugby
      @mjrugby 3 роки тому +12

      55:20

    • @JC-ln6on
      @JC-ln6on 3 роки тому +6

      “Should we bury it?”

  • @The_Musical_Cartograph
    @The_Musical_Cartograph 3 роки тому +475

    "The thieves in Emon are into public-bondage-group-sex" is not a sentence i expected to think about while watching a D&D game xD

    • @miggylikeciggy
      @miggylikeciggy 3 роки тому +12

      it’s d&d, come on this kinda crazy fuckery is expected hahaha

    • @sigurdgram
      @sigurdgram 3 роки тому +5

      as someone who plays D&D, I can confirm it's pretty standard fare.

    • @alayna001
      @alayna001 3 роки тому +3

      This is EXACTLY what I think is going to come up in a D&D game

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum 3 роки тому +2

      I mean, I was in a party that convinced guards in Icewind Dale to use Shibari to subdue prisoners

    • @DJROCKSTAZ
      @DJROCKSTAZ 3 роки тому +4

      @@WiseSageBum What is Shibari?
      EDIT: ...Never mind... googled it... and now I REALLY hate bondage.

  • @Hellscrap3r
    @Hellscrap3r 3 роки тому +283

    Robbie yelling out *_"OPAL, GET HIM!!!"_* sends me into hysterics every time I watch this. So good.

    • @SM-qx1wc
      @SM-qx1wc 2 роки тому +6

      Go get her, Ray!

  • @thegmwitch
    @thegmwitch 3 роки тому +199

    "And that Glitterbeard looks amazing" "God Damnit!" lol! I was wondering why he had a glitterbeard!! That was such a good move!!

    • @adriannaford4186
      @adriannaford4186 2 роки тому +5

      I don’t get the glitter beard reference, help me understand 😩

    • @m1ck3y.m0us3
      @m1ck3y.m0us3 2 роки тому +27

      @@adriannaford4186 not a reference. Since the episodes are prerecorded Matt films the ad spot afterwards. Aabria mentioning a glitter beard forces him to do one when he wasn’t planning to

  • @gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223
    @gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223 3 роки тому +1569

    I kinda feel like Aabria’s challenges to Comfy Matt are gonna be filling in for Sam’s shenanigans

    • @TheRookCrows
      @TheRookCrows 3 роки тому +103

      That god dammit was filled with so much pain

    • @artra1019
      @artra1019 3 роки тому +50

      @@TheRookCrows and with a sprinkle of joy an respect

    • @BeesAndButtercups
      @BeesAndButtercups 3 роки тому +11

      Very much here for it

    • @dirttrackart
      @dirttrackart 3 роки тому +33

      It's a POWER MOVE and I love it!!!

    • @jamesalexander2360
      @jamesalexander2360 3 роки тому +17

      I agree. I dig her style.

  • @DaveTh3Ninja
    @DaveTh3Ninja 3 роки тому +343

    Orym DOES have magic powers. He's a Good Halfling Fighter. It's called Likeability. Kept Samwise Gamgee alive.

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 3 роки тому +34

      Let's be real Sam was the true hero of the story
      He's my hero

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 3 роки тому +16

      It wasn't "likeability" that kept Sam alive, and he wasn't that good of a fighter, what kept Sam alive was his courage, bravery, good heart, unwavering loyalty to his friends, and the famous Halfling luck.

    • @SarahAndreaRoycesChannel
      @SarahAndreaRoycesChannel 3 роки тому +24

      @@thefracturedbutwhole5475 Maybe film Sam was a bit less of a fighter, but after that Spider got him, in the book he was found and brought to a stronghold. Sam was very much a good Halfling fighter freeing Frodo.

    • @BadSkeelz
      @BadSkeelz 3 роки тому +9

      The Magic Power of Common Sense.

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 3 роки тому +25

      In the book Sam was mistaken for an elven warrior in the tower of Cirith Ungol as he fought his way through it to free Frodo. All he had was Sting, the Phial of Galadriel, and maybe, I might be missremebering,
      Frodo's mithril mail shirt under his elven cloak. Those aren't especially powerful magic items but Sam had the Orcs panicked, Samwise Gamgee is a fighter, possibly even a paladin, build disguised as a gardener and servant.

  • @Fiondra
    @Fiondra 3 роки тому +397

    Matt: *maintains a master pokerface as much as possible when his characters make decisions so as not to give away what the consequences will be*
    Aabria: It’s going to go SO badly if he falls in there, PLEASE do something!
    I love them both. 😂

    • @ChristieLily35
      @ChristieLily35 2 роки тому +12

      Matt is also playing a character who has 1 brain cell. Which he found discarded on the ground. It might not working. Collectively, they have maybe 5 brain cells. If Aabria doesn't try to get them to do something, theyr're all gonna die a stupid death by a door falling too hard NEXT to them

    • @EliyaNef
      @EliyaNef 2 роки тому +5

      @@ChristieLily35 I think they were talking about DM Matt

  • @krackawoody2556
    @krackawoody2556 3 роки тому +1673

    I wanna see a spinoff with Opal and Jester. The Jewels of Exandria.

  • @WereDictionary
    @WereDictionary 3 роки тому +518

    We need more campaigns with Matt as a player. I'm amazed at how much of a perfectly minmaxed dumbass Dariax is just so Matt doesnt have to explain anything for once.
    Which also makes him a walking engine of chaos and I love it.

    • @respectfulevil9022
      @respectfulevil9022 3 роки тому +1

      I've heard that he's crazy powerful but I have t really seen him being op
      What build is he using?

    • @anidiot9831
      @anidiot9831 3 роки тому +33

      @@respectfulevil9022 He's a divine soul sorcerer, but being a mountain dwarf gives him armor proficiency which makes him way more powerful than your average sorcerer, along with the subclass giving a much better spell list than sorcerers usually have

    • @respectfulevil9022
      @respectfulevil9022 3 роки тому +2

      @@anidiot9831 ah thank you

    • @matthewmasur2611
      @matthewmasur2611 3 роки тому +9

      Check out Dimension 20's Escape from the Bloodkeep

    • @actor765
      @actor765 3 роки тому +28

      He is creating as much chaos as he can because it will be another 6 years before he can be a player again

  • @SatyreIkon
    @SatyreIkon 3 роки тому +169

    Seeing the contrast between Matt's pokerface and Ashley's absolute ANTI-pokerface at the new contact reveal at the end of the episode is so good. :D

  • @PlatinumGroove
    @PlatinumGroove 3 роки тому +201

    Matt: Aint that right lil buddy?
    Omar: Release me from my chains father, I must lay waste to this mortal plane.

  • @jamcdonald120
    @jamcdonald120 2 роки тому +222

    15:15 Matt: Thaumaturgy can create a brief sound, not words
    Also Matt: I use Thaumaturgy to throw a full sentence.

    • @CaseyWinehouse
      @CaseyWinehouse 2 роки тому +36

      Thought that too. I distinctly remember 3 instances in M9 where he amended what a player was trying to accomplish with thaumaturgy. But good for him for getting it by a different DM haha

    • @Dikkiedank
      @Dikkiedank 2 роки тому +21

      ​@@CaseyWinehouse different vibe, *maybe*. This does feel a bit more whimsical and less impactful. But it does feel a bit hypocritical haha.

    • @Aurora_Lightbringer
      @Aurora_Lightbringer Рік тому +28

      Footprints would have done the same job, but I think he was just going for a funny moment. The Rule Of Cool is heavily ingrained into Aabria's DMing so why not?

    • @lefterismplanas4977
      @lefterismplanas4977 Рік тому +22

      I think it all comes to the difference between the Two DMs.
      Mat's style includes preparing for everything and finding himself unprepared. He loves his players exploring misteries and that's what he focuses on DM-ing.
      Here tho the focus is more on playing through the story and having some chaotic fun. Which leads to a different impact from the rules.
      Aka It's not Mat's style to DM whimsicaly, but he needed to blow some steam off and choosing a whimsical dm was what they all needed. Including him. They spesificaly wanted her style of dm-ing, given that they had auditions and she came ontop.

    • @danyr1886
      @danyr1886 Рік тому +2

      Well, being devil's advocate for a bit, with Thamaturgy I believe you can throw your voice a bit far and loud, making it sound like you got a speaker on ya. It's either that, aiding your own speach, or creating a non existent brief/simple sound

  • @ForeverWog
    @ForeverWog 3 роки тому +449

    I love that all of Ashley’s recent characters have a habit of making dire pronouncements, followed by an “I’m just kidding”.

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 3 роки тому +31

      You think she killed her whole family under a bridge?

    • @ForeverWog
      @ForeverWog 3 роки тому +18

      @@haku8135 it’s just a halfling expression.

    • @WhitneyHempsey
      @WhitneyHempsey Рік тому +2

      Murdered my family.

    • @ForeverWog
      @ForeverWog Рік тому

      @@WhitneyHempsey threw them under a bridge.

  • @ShaylRoseHansen
    @ShaylRoseHansen 3 роки тому +423

    Matt's "That's rough buddy" went completely unnoticed.

    • @garrnk
      @garrnk 3 роки тому +10

      I caught it

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 роки тому +4

      wait when? because he's said it multiple times.

  • @kerovibes
    @kerovibes 3 роки тому +110

    watching aimee carrero be new to d&d and do her best and be great at what she's doing gives me comfort in starting my first actual campaign one day

  • @cgrisetti87
    @cgrisetti87 3 роки тому +810

    "Don't look at him, look at me". Loved this moment when Aabria kindly joked that she's in control in this game. That was really wholesome and well said.

    • @ty-qj4ms
      @ty-qj4ms 3 роки тому +12

      @Lilithan Chrispiford the 4th 48:20

    • @lauralide4804
      @lauralide4804 3 роки тому +2

      @@ty-qj4ms
      Thank you!

    • @erlewis1111
      @erlewis1111 3 роки тому +52

      All of the confidence and skill she's bringing to Critical Role is just such a gift

    • @serfington3137
      @serfington3137 3 роки тому +24

      I was dying when she said that so aggressively lol. So perfect.

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 3 роки тому +110

    03:08:15 Can you imagine how even further off the rails this conversation would go if they had Laura Bailey there to be a bad influence on everyone?

  • @Ziids7
    @Ziids7 3 роки тому +382

    "Probably someplace dark... that's all I got" says Matthew Mercer who has the entire lore of Exandria imprinted onto his brain.

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 3 роки тому +199

    Aimee’s voice for Opal is consistent Drunk Adora and I am here for it

  • @ashlivingstone6204
    @ashlivingstone6204 3 роки тому +362

    I'm definitely adding "I've moved on spirituality from this moment" into my vocabulary.

    • @RedDawn430
      @RedDawn430 3 роки тому +1

      Oh, same here

    • @dwilliams7377
      @dwilliams7377 3 роки тому +2

      So I hit play half way through this today, heard this quote exactly as the first thing, then glanced down at the comments and saw this. 🤯

    • @alleycat2297
      @alleycat2297 3 роки тому +1

      YES

    • @AppleJaqi
      @AppleJaqi 3 роки тому +1

      I was scanning for this comment cause same

  • @Mujigsuppa
    @Mujigsuppa 3 роки тому +544

    2:59:16 The "I'm sorry did I fucking stutter?" caught me so off-guard but goddamn was it funny! I love the frankness and sass of the jargon they're building with each other.

    • @nexdubius5290
      @nexdubius5290 3 роки тому

      Timestamp?

    • @Mujigsuppa
      @Mujigsuppa 3 роки тому +5

      @@nexdubius5290 I managed to find it! 2:59:16

    • @nexdubius5290
      @nexdubius5290 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mujigsuppa thanks!

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 3 роки тому +4

      SO fucking funny, caught me off guard too

    • @juggernautbam2253
      @juggernautbam2253 3 роки тому +5

      I mentally went "Oh shit" when she said that, it was amazing

  • @LocalMaple
    @LocalMaple 3 роки тому +707

    “Oh No Plateau…” *You get inspiration!*
    “The Double D’s…” *No! [Says it herself] NOOoooo!*
    “Ash Hole…” *You get Inspiration!* “But Matt said it first.” *You both get Inspiration!*

    • @Anisozygoptera
      @Anisozygoptera 3 роки тому +100

      I really like that Aabriya uses the inspiration mechanic so liberally.

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 3 роки тому +45

      @@Anisozygoptera I love that she was like "here's 5k gold" I really hope they do something interesting with the presumably plethra of cash they will receive

    • @abydosianchulac2
      @abydosianchulac2 3 роки тому +63

      Both the gold and the inspiration make sense for an accelerated campaign, I think. The inspiration could help progress the story with increased successful investigations, and the gold makes sure they won't run into barriers where they know what they want to do but don't have resources to do it.

    • @spacecowboyeddie6803
      @spacecowboyeddie6803 3 роки тому +86

      Liam: *the one who actually made the ash hole joke...smiles quietly in no Inspiration*

    • @ameliahowell1692
      @ameliahowell1692 3 роки тому +17

      @@spacecowboyeddie6803 - Thank you for this! I was about to watch that part again, thinking I must have missed Matt saying it. Nice to get the confirmation that it was Liam. :)

  • @athena1491
    @athena1491 2 роки тому +124

    "We're a very chaotic group."
    What was your first hint matt!? The rooftop spear pissing contest?! Was it the mid-combat voyeuristic shibari?! The tasting of rocks?! The plant eating fire monkey!?

    • @ChristieLily35
      @ChristieLily35 2 роки тому +11

      The door. They can't get past a DOOR

  • @leonismyname6573
    @leonismyname6573 3 роки тому +819

    "Roll your real dice then, coward!"
    This is how we anger the dice gods ...

    • @SilvanOrion
      @SilvanOrion 3 роки тому +23

      You cant train digital dice or put them in dice jail. Respect RNGesus.

  • @einar_476
    @einar_476 3 роки тому +230

    The whole time I was wondering why Matt had glitter in his beard, then as soon as the clip ends Aabria creates the paradox that made it necessary lol. Also the muscle memory of looking top left as soon as Matt talks is super strong. Aabria's high rolling d20 came from Taliesin, further proof he does some sort of enchantment on his d20s. And Dorian touches the crown and starts larping as Barney Rubble with the lifeless black eyes.

    • @briefisbest
      @briefisbest 3 роки тому +17

      Thank you!! My brain did not register why Matt was cursing the glitter beard comment.

    • @Hermslice
      @Hermslice 3 роки тому +8

      If you listen you can hear matt say "I hate you" when she mentioned the glitter beard

  • @turispaev
    @turispaev 3 роки тому +152

    Dariax is channeling Scanlan's spirit by trying to murder the party pet at every opportune moment

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 роки тому +12

      It's from the years of giving trinket and sprinkle such a pass, he's wanting some pet to die. He made Thaddeus dip out and never let him come back because fuck that noise.

  • @carmelinabocchino1297
    @carmelinabocchino1297 3 роки тому +271

    Ashlee: "When you don't know how something works, you just throw a bunch of stuff at it and see what sticks."
    Mercer: "The scientific method"
    As a researcher, yes, that is exactly how it is done...

    • @AAAndrew
      @AAAndrew 3 роки тому +20

      What makes it science is that you write down what you throw and what happens when you throw it. Science!

    • @AshtonMonitor
      @AshtonMonitor 2 роки тому +11

      @@AAAndrew okay, now I want to play a kobold artificer with this in mind, and when asked what he does, he just literally throws something (which may or may not explode), shout “SCIENCE!!” and then write down the results

  • @619soysauce
    @619soysauce 3 роки тому +188

    Love how Dariax personifies " No thoughts just vibes."

  • @johnnyb368
    @johnnyb368 3 роки тому +254

    Ashley trying to contain her excitement when Keyleth and Vox Machina come up is the cutest thing ever.

  • @shock_n_Aweful
    @shock_n_Aweful 3 роки тому +117

    Ashley's new character is so cool. Naive sweetness with a touch of chaos danger

  • @galev3955
    @galev3955 3 роки тому +229

    I LOVE how Aimee just nails the Spider Queen thing unknowingly. such a great moment! Of course that is kind of a logical thing to guess based on what the vision was, but still cool.

  • @spacecowboyeddie6803
    @spacecowboyeddie6803 3 роки тому +250

    Not Liam inadvertently being the most intelligent member of the party once again.

    • @TheJuliana0901
      @TheJuliana0901 3 роки тому +31

      "do you guys think the nameless ones have anything to do with the guards?" "yes, all of us." "OHHHHHH" "spoke too fast"

    • @sillyjellyfish2421
      @sillyjellyfish2421 3 роки тому +26

      Before, it was by a choice. Now it's a result of the elimination, purely by a chance.

    • @blueskybelyr
      @blueskybelyr 3 роки тому +6

      He has the Hermione gene, he can't not try to prevent a preventable disaster. This is like a party of nothing but Jesters

    • @chaselevinson7950
      @chaselevinson7950 3 роки тому

      Liam is also the only one who laughed at "Hi hole!" That is a man who is aware of gay culture.

    • @spacecowboyeddie6803
      @spacecowboyeddie6803 3 роки тому

      @@chaselevinson7950 Liam is also the one who came up with the ‘ash hole’ joke XD Bi King is AWARE.

  • @Yuki4an
    @Yuki4an 3 роки тому +129

    It’s really nice seeing Ashly in action , and speaking a lot more , I didn’t watch campaign 1 , so I don’t know if she was super active as Pike , but as Yasha ( more quiet , shy ), and maybe cause they are a big group , she was less active , so seeing what she actually has to offer with this character (more bubbly and active ) , it’s just a joy , love that

    • @carlycchapman
      @carlycchapman 3 роки тому +14

      She was in New York City a lot during Campaign 1 as well, so I don't know

    • @garrnk
      @garrnk 3 роки тому +20

      When pike was able to play she was pretty active sadly out of the hundred plus episodes in season 1 shes in like 50. And a few of them were through Skype. I am loving Ashley more lately.

    • @johnblack7294
      @johnblack7294 3 роки тому +13

      So, in campaign 1 pike was absent a lot but when she was there I loved every minute of it. Her friendship with Grog was amazing.

    • @AckageHSC
      @AckageHSC 3 роки тому +3

      She Skyped in a lot during campaign one so was pretty reactionary, speak when spoken to. Agreed that it's nice to have her more vocal. I think in general Yasha was a quiet character, which is fine

  • @sebben13
    @sebben13 3 роки тому +164

    I am so proud of Matt. Usually he's the one behind the dungeon masters screen facepalming at the players antics, but here he is, leading the fucking ash-hole charge. He's still facepalming, but on the other side :D

    • @annec8127
      @annec8127 3 роки тому +16

      I think he's delighting in contributing in the chaos, rather than feeling obligated to keep things from completely falling off the rails.

    • @dalimoreomali2994
      @dalimoreomali2994 3 роки тому +14

      Gotta give his Poker Face props. He just got informed one of his most beloved characters is going to be imitated in the next session and the man didn't so much as raise an eyebrow.
      The question is: is she going to be acting like Gilmore or acting like Matt acting like Gilmore?

    • @sebben13
      @sebben13 3 роки тому +1

      @@dalimoreomali2994 I can't wait to see that part xD

  • @Juniper_Rose
    @Juniper_Rose 3 роки тому +416

    "It's okay. It's okay. Dirty 1."
    MATT THAT IS NOT OKAY

    • @Slyphantom
      @Slyphantom 3 роки тому +10

      Its better than a natural 1, thats for sure.

  • @richardterrell140
    @richardterrell140 3 роки тому +221

    "do you think it belongs to the queen spider" GM frowns in exposition

    • @aaronwalker431
      @aaronwalker431 3 роки тому

      I listen to the podcasts, and I only came to the VOD to see the GM face journey

  • @PlasticCupify
    @PlasticCupify 3 роки тому +110

    at 1:32:14 after Robbie talks about harmonizing with the lullaby you literally see Liam realize "This guy loves solo character moments as much as I do." This isn't a bad thing btw, I loved Calebs Frumpkin chats and I hope moments like this continue for Dorian.

    • @alleycat2297
      @alleycat2297 3 роки тому +13

      I love how good a roleplayer Robbie is despite it being his first time playing d&d!

    • @fredfullthedreadful
      @fredfullthedreadful 3 роки тому +11

      They’re both theater kids!

    • @alleycat2297
      @alleycat2297 3 роки тому +6

      @@fredfullthedreadful And amazing voice actors. Checks out.

  • @writinggamer8059
    @writinggamer8059 3 роки тому +443

    I feel like Orym is a lot like a little dog that thinks he's a big dog - loyal and ready to fight. Also, Opal is D&D Elle from Legally Blond and I think its amazing! And Aabria as DM is so great! I cannot wait to see her as Gilmore. I'm just so happy with this whole adventure so far.

    • @antoniocotillo9595
      @antoniocotillo9595 3 роки тому

      You know, I always thought Opal was like that blonde girl from High School Musical

    • @MrJalasKelm
      @MrJalasKelm 3 роки тому +2

      I'm going to assume shell have Gilmore retired, or will be at a different branch, rather than voice one of Matts most beloved characters

  • @1n20DnD
    @1n20DnD 2 роки тому +44

    Some of Dorian's gems (minor spoilers):
    26:31 I'm going to look at my group and say "I'm sorry" with my eyes.
    35:56 "Jokes on you. I love hugs." ❤
    [Chef's kiss]