@@NeoGraena Honestly I feel like adding the random pedal steel makes the song more palatable. At least it's got more character that isn't just fucking disgusting.
You know what, I honestly enjoy the song, but its because I listen to it as if its a joke song. No one actually hates hobos enough to make a song about how much they hate them, and no (normal) person would cry about hoe they got punched for hitting on a minor. Its supposed to be a song for when your days shit and you just wanna complain.
LMAOOO “rap is dead these guys are real lyricists bringing rap back” “I’m more crazy then a short lady trying to give birth to 84 babies” if you said that in ANY battle rap arena you’d get booed off the stage
If it was a comedic rapper/a rapper with a tongue-in-cheek style it'd be an okay line, but the fact that he says it 100% seriously is what kills it. It's like saying "You better make like a banana and split" in a tough guy rap song
During my Health Class a bunch of EMT's came in and were talking about first responders and shit, and in order to demonstrate the amount of compressions per minute, instead of using Stayin Alive like everyone else does, they used BABY SHARK. I wanted to commit Gloomy Sunday at that point.
Stayin' Alive was just a great song! Why Baby Shark!? The bad song's become a phenomenon for no damn reason. In fact, I hate Baby Shark, and it makes me worse than my feelings when Rhyme died from the Swing Shark in the TWEWY anime(which is more brutal than the game version).
In the version I learned at Girl Scout camp they didn’t cut out the part with the shark attack so you also got the lost a leg do do do do do lost an arm do do do do do part and part of that version is actually CPR do do do do do do CPR do do do do do do Immediately followed by it’s not working do do do do do do and then the swimmer dies and goes to heaven but gets kicked out and then goes to hell and gets kicked out and then gets reincarnated as a baby shark
I wish Brad would've acknowledged that one of the rappers in the Death To Mumble Rap song said "Just because you're rapping fast, doesn't mean you're saying something" BRUH.
Dance Monkey's vocals sound like Elmo trying to take a fat shit while also giving birth, and you would think I wouldn't have to deal with Baby Shark much at all, but the sad and infuriating part about this is that I know a grown adult at my internship program who's obsessed with this song... God help me.
I’m gonna be honest, first time I heard that song I thought it was someone trying to do a super offensive Japanese accent. I was like “people can listen to this and not feel a little guilty???”
Thunder by imagine dragons makes me want to put my head through a wall. I don’t even understand how someone could vibe to it. Not only is the beat and message the most insultingly bland and vague thing I’ve ever heard, but the chorus sounds like it’s actively trying to annoy the listener.
7 Years by Lukas Graham. Uggggggggh,a shitblistering painful song that thinks it's much more than it is. It wants to also have a bad boy edge too that is unconvincing at best. A yelpy Ed Sheeran mixed with Louis Capaldi (someone who also has a song that could go here). There's a reason why you haven't heard of them since this song. They also have a brief section where you hear an announcer yell their name to ravenous applause and cheers. A song that has gotten worse with time
Dude he was famous in Denmark way before 7 years, and he continues to be long after. It's not his fault that 7 years was the only song that went worldwide
eh, i remember they put it in every single fan edit, roblox "music video". to me, it became that song that wasn't sad, it was boring to listen to and my ears were gonna die of shitty angst
AJR was LITERALLY my favorite thing ever in 2017. I went to sleep EVERY NIGHT listening to The Click. It was a dark and terrible time in my music taste and life. This was also right before my dubstep phase.
I looked up dance monkey in UA-cam one time to see if her voice was altered or not. Apparently UA-cam though I was a huge fan, which was the worst two weeks ever
I'm glad to have found someone who hates "Birthday Cake" as much as I do. I hated it back in 2012 and it's only gotten worse since. One of the worst on this list for sure. I also managed to avoid "Dance Monkey" for the longest time before hearing it recently, although I didn't get to avoid "Yummy". Those infectiously awful songs were a sign of horrible things to come. It's worth noting how really bad lyrics alone can turn a song into one of the worst. Songs like "Accidental Racist" and "Lemon Drop" don't sound too bad, but it's the lyrics that kill them dead.
@@EclecticoIconoclasta 1. no i’m being dead serious. she met corey feldman when she was 16 & he hit on her multiple times 2. i appreciate the appreciation!
If you're gonna say "Death to Mumble Rap" you GOTTA talk about that "Mumble Rapper vs Lyrical Rapper" atrocity that dropped a couple of years ago. It's the same lyrical spiritual schlock as before
i'm still salty over baby shark's popularity bc it used to be a scout song about getting killed by a shark and shit and now it's a baby song. like i remember sitting around the campfire chanting this with the gamers and now it's unbearable to listen to lmao. but hey at least you can do CPR to it!
To be entirely fair to Stars by Fun., I hate the autotune nails on chalkboard as much as the next guy, but upon a relisten of the album, I did realize that many of the songs have themes of fame and life being too much and the lead singer Nate Ruess feeling crazy and overwhelmed. I think there's an argument that the autotune that sounds like a gorilla in a carwash is supposed to be unpleasant because that's the point, he's screaming out his chaotic emotions in the song. Whether that actually makes it high art or not I'll leave up to the person reading this, but at the very least I think there's intent behind the awful autotune sections of the album.
@@subwoofer7302 Laregely agree but ehhhhh Some Nights didn't have to have the awful autotune stuff at the end of it either. Why am I The One has a little of it too but its' leaps and bounds more bearable.
As a big fan of Fun., agreed. From my perspective, Stars is very intentionally abrasive. It is a drag as Nate's voice progressively gets drowned in effects as the soul-sucking message of "no one's gonna save us" gets repeated at verbatim. It's not meant to be pleasant. Lyrically, Out on the Town is no less depressing, but at least its musical character isn't as draining.
I'm surprised astronaut in the ocean is not on the list. I went from loving it to hating it to non-stop laughing at it. The lyricism is so stupid and yesterday, I was dining at a restaurant they played song and I laughed nonstop. Never found a song that played my emotions this hard. Anyway def worst song. It's the most straight white song ever and I think white moms won't be interested in it either.
I dunno, I genuinely like Stars lmao, I think the auto tune is done purposefully to show a message falling apart. what’s a possible way you can show you’re pretending everything is fine but you’re actually struggling? terrible auto tune. if it’s unironic tho then it is terrible. nonetheless, great video. Happy Ending is bafflingly bad tho, I think that takes the cake for worst song out of the ones here. keep up the good work Brad!
I thought the auto tune was just a style choice more than anything, the vocals were meant to be chaotic and unmelodic, i was surprised to see it up here lol
honestly my fav achievment in life will be that i know the guy who animated baby shark, he was my friend from college with who i worked a lot on animations through college and he got a job in a local studio to who baby shark was outsourced and we fucking lost it when he told us hes the one who made the animation
How tf dance monkey has like billion streams everywhere i have never seen anyone liking that song?? Like at least boomers enjoy mainstream bland ass pop like Katy Perry but NO ONE likes dance monkey yet its so popular
I've met a lot of people outside of the US who love it. They know it's a popular song, they know it's in English so therefore they want to like the popular English song, because English songs are the best.
@@thecinematicmind people keep trying to convince me that Creed is underrated. I feel like those people are alien skinwalkers because Creed is the sound of a hairy man ass. In a bad way, mind.
My Bloody Valentine's "Don't Cramp My Style" is legitimately one of the worst songs ever made and it isn't offensive. Conway's screaming and wailing plus the worst instrumentation of their entire discography make for the only track I've rated 0.00.
"Layla" by DJ Robin It's a German Ballarmann song (songs you can only endure when piss drunk) which on its own is bad, but it's basically about a guy telling another guy that he owns a brothel and his top hooker is so hot. And the thing that pisses me off personally the most is that it's stuck in my head when I just hear one line from it, for the next 3 hours max and I want to rip my brains out
Funnily enough, my mom likes to listen to Dance Monkey, however it seems that she dosen't actively search for it, she vibes whenever it comes on television, or asks me to find it for the 100th time.
Brad i know it has been over a year since this video came out but you didn't even get to the worst part of T.H.E. It gets inhumanely unbearable... but also kind of awesome. "woke up in the morning, hard like morning wood in the morning"
The worst song of all time to me is #SELFIE by The Chainsmokers. It’s so agonizingly stupid and excruciating for the ears that I just want to throw my computer out the window. There is no point to #SELFIE at all.
I just read the lyrics to the AJR song. Hoooooly shit. I know there's worse songs in here than that one but it actually made me mad. also i recommend hopsin's good guys get left behind. not only is it a nice guy anthem, but it comes directly after one of the hardest songs he's ever made, hip hop sinister.
brad i am 2 years younger than you and i WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree that as a 6/7/8/9 year old in the 2000s-2015s that katy perry rhianna taio cruz pitbull ass bubblegum pop club house production was like direct injecting heroin into my spinal cord it was so fucking addicting. my parents hated the fact that I fucking loved Kesha.
I think Dance Monkey is a bad song but it's always very very very very VERY suspect how its mere existence makes the dudes violently wall-punchingly angry like testosterone poisoning
I know it's not a commercial song but "Hit The Chug Jug - Fortnite Pardoy" I've been using as my alarm clock since it actually gets me to wake up and turn that shit off.
Me when listening to Onision’s “Banana”: So this is what it would be like if the one stoner kid in class made a song while baked…..Yeah…..Sounds about right…..
Pretty sure I Hate My Life by Theory Of A Dead Man is being misunderstood here. It's literally about people being shitty & complaining when they have it good, the singer sings as someone else in other words. Maybe I have it wrong but I doubt it. It purposefully has a whiney tone.
Title: Worst songs of all time! Thumbnail: *from the most wholesome video ever* Edit: Also, I'd forgotten about "I hate my life"! I remember hearing it as a teen and how it reminded me of every generic, nihilistic-spewing middle-aged man of the time but I just chalked it up to that. Hearing it again as an adult, it's just funny how whiny it sounds but the real icing on the cake is how he complains about getting punched by angry fathers because he hit on underage girls without confirming their ages and the lyrics, "I hate how my wife is always asking for things" and "I never get laid. Nice guys always lose" is the cherry on top. Edit 2: The biggest irony is that around the time this song was released, Simple Plan was popular among teens and I remember a lot of older people complaining about their songs being "whiny" yet they had sh¡t like this.
Logic “alcoholic so I never really had a mom” yeah everyone’s parents are alcoholics, it’s not really the same as someone who doesn’t have a mother at all bc she died or some thing
Dance money is a song that I wish never had a following. I was forced to listen to it when I had to help my mom with outside stuff one day and she got mad for saying that I hate it.
Listening to the radio a few month ago before they played "she fucking hates me" TOADM lead singer talked about his inspiration for the song and it was how he came home like drunk one night and his girlfriend made him sleep on the couch. Such a a dumb story and a dumb song. Super boomer
@@rossmumper9817 To be a parody, it needs to be funny and also say something about the subject it's making fun of. This song fails so hard at it it's an antiparody
I relate hard t this. A girl I was seeing ghosted me one morning as I got to work, so I was in a terrible mood then to add insult to injury this song came on. I was ready to throw fists.
I had the same experience with Trouble by Taylor Swift at an afterschool program. I was iffy about that song already, but HOLY SHIT, when I had to listen to it 10x in a row, I grew a deep hatred for that song.
At least replay something that replays well, roar is a good song and all but it’s designed in a way that makes it terrible to reply over and over again
@@lilpip1126 yeah I feel so bad for you, I find that schools forget that there is good kid friendly music outside of modern pop, why no Beatles, queen (like I want it all, we are the champions, a lot of schools would be far too strict for bohemian rhapsody) why no weird Al songs, why no Michael Jackson songs (sure only like 4 of them would work in a elementary school but still), I just want more than modern pop for children to listen to, (also there has to be a kid friendly rapper who isn’t terribly cringy right, I really think kids should be subjected to more than just modern pop) or I might just be crazy and a child cant enjoy more than one musical artist, this is coming from a teenager who loved like 10 bands as a 10 year old
So I despise the "song" Dance Monkey, but I hear it so often because my stepdad actually likes it. His reasoning? The vocals are unique. That's definitely one way of saying it.
I know a person that likes those awful italian christmas comedies (seriously don't watch them). The defense is that "they are simple movie meant to make people laugh". I know everyone have their taste, but there's a scene where the protagonist eats literal sh*t, and then he enjoys it and he keeps eating it. That's supposed to be a joke and it's one of the better crafted in the film
I got recommended it on UA-cam every time I searched for any kind of music I'd get "other people watched...." And it was always Dance monkey or a dodgy remix of dance monkey
Not only is it one of the most shamelessly over calculated and tasteless pieces of music ever, but her major label created a fake umbrella label just to pretend she isn’t a puppet of Sony, and they went as far as to lie about her age by a bunch of years, fake an x-factor style back story about her being a troubled busker, and lied about an entire organic uprising despite her playing main stage at aus biggest music festival for her first set ever, and the song was written and produced by 6 figures worth of producers and writers and she contributed nothing, plus the rest of the ep is arguably worse than that song if you can believe it, (listen to Johnny run away if u want ur ears to bleed) shes already washed up and can’t get gigs, last saw her playing NYE performing other people’s songs, I changed the channel lightning fast after laughing my butt off
the only thing that was close to country was the vocal with a southern accent its like putting a single jalapeno on a pizza and calling it mexican food
you can't convince me Yummy Country Remix didn't cause the pandemic
Gods punishment
lmao
Nah,
Yummy ON IT'S OWN did it
@@NeoGraena Honestly I feel like adding the random pedal steel makes the song more palatable. At least it's got more character that isn't just fucking disgusting.
@@oskarthompson3789...and the propagation of series of events from our frenemies
SO SICK OF THE HOBOOOOOOES
ALWAYS BEGGIN' FOR CHAAAAANGE
Like honestly just get a house, a job and nice car you lazy bum 😒🙄😴😑😐
That song is the prime example of people that, to quote Simon Miller "should get themselves a real problem"
The anthem of entitled blue collar chuds everywhere
You know what, I honestly enjoy the song, but its because I listen to it as if its a joke song. No one actually hates hobos enough to make a song about how much they hate them, and no (normal) person would cry about hoe they got punched for hitting on a minor. Its supposed to be a song for when your days shit and you just wanna complain.
I love the idea that someones going to record a new song and legitimately start it with "i hate the homeless"
Based
@@yourcommentisntfunnyv2709 Stop
@@yourcommentisntfunnyv2709 this video is not a joke.
Yup based
@@creeperhunterD
No, continue
LMAOOO “rap is dead these guys are real lyricists bringing rap back” “I’m more crazy then a short lady trying to give birth to 84 babies” if you said that in ANY battle rap arena you’d get booed off the stage
Ppp
HOOD CLASSIC
If it was a comedic rapper/a rapper with a tongue-in-cheek style it'd be an okay line, but the fact that he says it 100% seriously is what kills it. It's like saying "You better make like a banana and split" in a tough guy rap song
@@wetsockfullofhotmeat Kanye would 100% do that
😛
During my Health Class a bunch of EMT's came in and were talking about first responders and shit, and in order to demonstrate the amount of compressions per minute, instead of using Stayin Alive like everyone else does, they used BABY SHARK. I wanted to commit Gloomy Sunday at that point.
Baby Shark is literally to music what war crimes are to compassionate acts.
Stayin' Alive was just a great song! Why Baby Shark!? The bad song's become a phenomenon for no damn reason. In fact, I hate Baby Shark, and it makes me worse than my feelings when Rhyme died from the Swing Shark in the TWEWY anime(which is more brutal than the game version).
In the version I learned at Girl Scout camp they didn’t cut out the part with the shark attack so you also got the lost a leg do do do do do lost an arm do do do do do part and part of that version is actually CPR do do do do do do CPR do do do do do do
Immediately followed by it’s not working do do do do do do and then the swimmer dies and goes to heaven but gets kicked out and then goes to hell and gets kicked out and then gets reincarnated as a baby shark
@@masterseal0418 baby shark is a phenomenon because there’s so many little kids in love with it 😐
I honestly would have found that freakin’ hilarious, especially seeing everyone else react to it. 🤣
I wish Brad would've acknowledged that one of the rappers in the Death To Mumble Rap song said "Just because you're rapping fast, doesn't mean you're saying something"
BRUH.
Methinks that's Mac Lethal. Did you know he's more crazy than a short lady trying to give birth to 84 babies?
That basically confirms it’s a parody for me
It's true tho
@@moonflower6607 it would actually kinda mean something if it was ANYONE else than mac fucking lethal
@@thekiwi7405 At least Futuristic's verse had some sense to it.
Dance Monkey's vocals sound like Elmo trying to take a fat shit while also giving birth, and you would think I wouldn't have to deal with Baby Shark much at all, but the sad and infuriating part about this is that I know a grown adult at my internship program who's obsessed with this song... God help me.
That made me laugh because it's true 🤣
Now we have the Chicky Chacha Boom boom La la thingy 💀
LMFAOOO
Sounds like Sy Snootles from Star Wars to me
I’m gonna be honest, first time I heard that song I thought it was someone trying to do a super offensive Japanese accent. I was like “people can listen to this and not feel a little guilty???”
Another thing that makes yummy bad is that it was made for his wife, that shit song, for his wife.
Should've divorced him after that
@@detectivemememachin5011 I would've sued for slander as well lmao
@@yepjustanaccount3357 💀💀💀
That'd turn me lesbian
I’m convinced Brad is slowly metamorphasizing into Pete Davidson
Omg. I was thinking the same. Just a bit more annoying 9:35
Toosie slide was playing as I was being sedated for surgery and I think that could be considered psychological torture
It was the song of the pandemic, for the absolute worst. It perfect encapsulate the abyss of boredom everyone was suffering from at that time.
Thunder by imagine dragons makes me want to put my head through a wall. I don’t even understand how someone could vibe to it. Not only is the beat and message the most insultingly bland and vague thing I’ve ever heard, but the chorus sounds like it’s actively trying to annoy the listener.
The high pitched "thunder" in the chorus... What were they thinking it's so godawful
Bro the class next to me when I was in elementary listened to that shit everyday
Evolve and Origins from them were dumpster fire
the message is better if you know anything about imagine dragons
@@trumanbadra8003 I don't know shit about them. Mind opening my third eye?
7 Years by Lukas Graham.
Uggggggggh,a shitblistering painful song that thinks it's much more than it is. It wants to also have a bad boy edge too that is unconvincing at best. A yelpy Ed Sheeran mixed with Louis Capaldi (someone who also has a song that could go here). There's a reason why you haven't heard of them since this song. They also have a brief section where you hear an announcer yell their name to ravenous applause and cheers. A song that has gotten worse with time
It’s a cringe pop song but no where near the worst. And Lewis capaldi is too self aware to be hated
Dude he was famous in Denmark way before 7 years, and he continues to be long after. It's not his fault that 7 years was the only song that went worldwide
Despite turning my back on pop music I still enjoy 7 years aha
Once I was 7 years old
eh, i remember they put it in every single fan edit, roblox "music video". to me, it became that song that wasn't sad, it was boring to listen to and my ears were gonna die of shitty angst
AJR was LITERALLY my favorite thing ever in 2017. I went to sleep EVERY NIGHT listening to The Click. It was a dark and terrible time in my music taste and life. This was also right before my dubstep phase.
@@elephantcubed4133 i just mentally shit myself over this comment holy fuck
The funny thing is that my friends used to be obsessed with ajr and would not listen when I said they were not good.
Dubstep phase… In… In *2017!?*
@@D_d_t_d_D im 17
2017 was BEFORE your dubstep phase???
I looked up dance monkey in UA-cam one time to see if her voice was altered or not. Apparently UA-cam though I was a huge fan, which was the worst two weeks ever
F
I think if the fucking country remix of Yummy was played in every single prison on repeat no more crime would occur
I'm glad to have found someone who hates "Birthday Cake" as much as I do. I hated it back in 2012 and it's only gotten worse since. One of the worst on this list for sure.
I also managed to avoid "Dance Monkey" for the longest time before hearing it recently, although I didn't get to avoid "Yummy". Those infectiously awful songs were a sign of horrible things to come.
It's worth noting how really bad lyrics alone can turn a song into one of the worst. Songs like "Accidental Racist" and "Lemon Drop" don't sound too bad, but it's the lyrics that kill them dead.
Yummy is the predecessor of the reason why the pandemic happened and lasted for two years change my mind.
Tbh I don’t dislike birthday party that much, I hate the vocal effects on that one part, but overall it’s alright imo.
@@NaThingSerious I wasn't talking about the AJR song, I was talking about the Rihanna/Chris Brown song towards the end of the video.
the corey feldman song reminded me of when he hit on my mom at a (i think it was) quiet riot concert when she was obviously 16
Yo you just killed me with this comment I'm never gonna recover my sides ever again
@@yens1609 lollll thanks. 😂
Even if that is not true and you only posted that to get laughs I appreciate that shit hahah
@@EclecticoIconoclasta
1. no i’m being dead serious. she met corey feldman when she was 16 & he hit on her multiple times
2. i appreciate the appreciation!
@@deethesimp9169 corey feldman more like corey jailman
If you're gonna say "Death to Mumble Rap" you GOTTA talk about that "Mumble Rapper vs Lyrical Rapper" atrocity that dropped a couple of years ago. It's the same lyrical spiritual schlock as before
i'm still salty over baby shark's popularity bc it used to be a scout song about getting killed by a shark and shit and now it's a baby song. like i remember sitting around the campfire chanting this with the gamers and now it's unbearable to listen to lmao. but hey at least you can do CPR to it!
Same here I remember singing it at camp loving how it sounded childish but was actually very dark. Now its just childish
@@luthientinuviel3883 There's absolutely nothing dark about the song lol
The "I hate my life" song has to be satire. Those lines have to be jokes.
Yeah, it definitely feels like an edgy joke song.
Millennial type beat
[Sees video title.] “Oh good, massive overexaggeration for 34 minutes.”
[Yummy feat. F-G Line] “I apologize.”
To be entirely fair to Stars by Fun., I hate the autotune nails on chalkboard as much as the next guy, but upon a relisten of the album, I did realize that many of the songs have themes of fame and life being too much and the lead singer Nate Ruess feeling crazy and overwhelmed. I think there's an argument that the autotune that sounds like a gorilla in a carwash is supposed to be unpleasant because that's the point, he's screaming out his chaotic emotions in the song. Whether that actually makes it high art or not I'll leave up to the person reading this, but at the very least I think there's intent behind the awful autotune sections of the album.
So basically trying to do a much worse version of runaway
Literally every song on that album slaps and then there’s stars…
@@subwoofer7302 Laregely agree but ehhhhh Some Nights didn't have to have the awful autotune stuff at the end of it either. Why am I The One has a little of it too but its' leaps and bounds more bearable.
@@gregvs.theworld451 ya imo autotune was used effectively across the rest of the album. Also Out on the town works so much better as a closing track.
As a big fan of Fun., agreed. From my perspective, Stars is very intentionally abrasive. It is a drag as Nate's voice progressively gets drowned in effects as the soul-sucking message of "no one's gonna save us" gets repeated at verbatim. It's not meant to be pleasant.
Lyrically, Out on the Town is no less depressing, but at least its musical character isn't as draining.
My mum played dance monkey for about 3 weeks straight and I literally have ptsd from it, its actual pain. I had to skip your reaction of it.
I kept hearding it everywhere and it was hell. The next time I hear that song, im gonna yeet myself out of a window.
My mom did that too in full volume, and i can't get out of the house because my county was in lockdown
Does your mom work as an "enhanced interrogation" officer at the C.I.A.? Because that's some Geneva Convention violation right there, fam.
I can **LITERALLY** not think of a single song worse than Dance Monkey
I was in the same situation lmao
When Rihanna is singing "cake, cake, cake," it sounds like she's actually singing "KKK."
I honestly think Dance Monkey would be so much better with a different singer and less trap with more funk
Yeah there are probably some really fire covers of the song out there
Yeah for me it's just the voice, she can't sing, sounds like a toddler having a tantrum in toys R us
Andrew from MGMT did a cover on it and it's, although different, a lot better imo.
@@alberto3814 did he? Hahahahahah
Pop-Country is the worst genre of music, my ex loved it and as someone who loves good country (my favourite band is Silver Jews) it was rough
eh idk, there's some REALLLLLL shit mumble rap out there too.
"Good country" pfffft
Pop country is the soundtrack to minimum wage and stocking shelves under flourescent lights. That and Imagine Dragons.
@@user-pv7vc9kp9k Big Iron
@@user-pv7vc9kp9k Good country was killed a long time ago but it damn sure existed
For any Australians apologizing for Dance Monkey, you guys made Land Down Under, so it more than balances out.
Hell, Australia has brought us Make Them Suffer so they're good.
Ok jokes aside, why is “Mask” by dream not on this list?
Probably because the entire video would be filled with just youtubers who think they can 'sing', like trisha paytas
@@MrBrezelwurst fair
@@elephantcubed4133 ikr
Even if Mask is that horrible, the fact that we got the sus remix of it makes that song’s existence worth it.
@@FragmentedR_YT ikr
I'm surprised astronaut in the ocean is not on the list. I went from loving it to hating it to non-stop laughing at it. The lyricism is so stupid and yesterday, I was dining at a restaurant they played song and I laughed nonstop. Never found a song that played my emotions this hard. Anyway def worst song. It's the most straight white song ever and I think white moms won't be interested in it either.
real. i cant hear it without breaking into giggles
6:22 dont insult the Rugrats theme like that. That shit slapped, and you know it.
Xylophones almost always sound great.
No more #bood up screenSHOS 😯🖕
I lived happier when I didn't know Tones and I's name, and she was just "that lady with the annoying voice that my cousin insists on listening to"
The first time I listened to dance monkey I didn't hate it, I just think it was massively overplayed
I enjoy everything but the voice personally. If the melody was just played on a keyboard over the instrumental I'd probably enjoy it
Take a knee my ass sounds like every generic song You'd hear in a Texas roadhouse
I dunno, I genuinely like Stars lmao, I think the auto tune is done purposefully to show a message falling apart. what’s a possible way you can show you’re pretending everything is fine but you’re actually struggling? terrible auto tune. if it’s unironic tho then it is terrible. nonetheless, great video. Happy Ending is bafflingly bad tho, I think that takes the cake for worst song out of the ones here. keep up the good work Brad!
Stars is a great song I was surprised as hell to see it on here.
i like it too lol
Auto-Tune is laughable, it makes the singers sound like they're teenagers having too many voice cracks while singing.
I thought the auto tune was just a style choice more than anything, the vocals were meant to be chaotic and unmelodic, i was surprised to see it up here lol
honestly my fav achievment in life will be that i know the guy who animated baby shark, he was my friend from college with who i worked a lot on animations through college and he got a job in a local studio to who baby shark was outsourced and we fucking lost it when he told us hes the one who made the animation
Why is your remix of Freaky Friday straight up better LOL
Because he has better taste
The crazy thing about the YBN Nahmir song is that the song would actually be good/halfway decent if somebody else recorded it
I totally agree with baby shark. It makes me SO annoyed that it has MORE views than there are people on the planet
I hate how Baby Shark got drilled into my brain lmao I DON'T EVEN HAVE LITTLE KIDS IN MY LIFE EVERYONE'S AN ADULT, HELP ME
I think those 10 billion views for Baby Shark are solely from the nursery I work at
Personally, I enjoy Dance Monkey. Then again, I listen to folk punk, so my bar for trash vocals is pretty damn low.
I hate that this video made me remember "Marvin Gaye and get it on"
uggghhh
“Accidental Racist” isn’t all bad. Without it, we wouldn’t have “Oops-a-daisy Homophobe” by Stephen Colbert and Alan Cumming.
Everybody talking about accidental racist but forgetting about Keith Urbans - Taliban song Probably most of that post 9/11 album is trash
How tf dance monkey has like billion streams everywhere i have never seen anyone liking that song?? Like at least boomers enjoy mainstream bland ass pop like Katy Perry but NO ONE likes dance monkey yet its so popular
I've met a lot of people outside of the US who love it. They know it's a popular song, they know it's in English so therefore they want to like the popular English song, because English songs are the best.
Anything by Train is garbage. Same with Blood on the dancefloor
and the entire career of Creed.
What about Drops of Jupiter?
I personally hate that song and think it's gross. But if you like it then fuck my opinion. Enjoy it bud.
@@thecinematicmind people keep trying to convince me that Creed is underrated. I feel like those people are alien skinwalkers because Creed is the sound of a hairy man ass. In a bad way, mind.
Meet Virginia is as close as Train ever got to being listenable and it's still a godawful mess
The autotune on Stars isn't meant to be perceived as anything but a joke lmao
good video Pete Davidson.
I feel like the song “I Hate My Life” is ironic because there’s no fucking way someone wrote those lyrics unironically
“florida georgia line is rap for country fans who are afraid of black people.”
forget who i heard that from but really sums it up perfectly
22:54 I didn’t know Onision made this song. having it be a decently large part of my childhood, I genuinely feel sick.
Dude you'd be freaked out if you find out what Onision has done since then.
My Bloody Valentine's "Don't Cramp My Style" is legitimately one of the worst songs ever made and it isn't offensive. Conway's screaming and wailing plus the worst instrumentation of their entire discography make for the only track I've rated 0.00.
"Layla" by DJ Robin
It's a German Ballarmann song (songs you can only endure when piss drunk) which on its own is bad, but it's basically about a guy telling another guy that he owns a brothel and his top hooker is so hot. And the thing that pisses me off personally the most is that it's stuck in my head when I just hear one line from it, for the next 3 hours max and I want to rip my brains out
soul train deserves a spot
On the best songs list
@@mocapcow2933 W
@@mocapcow2933 truuuu
What about, "Hey Soul Sister"?
@@eddiedingle767 did playboi carti make that one?
This guy laughs like joker like he can’t control it and it physically hurts him
my dad unironically loves that “i hate my life” song and it absolutely kills me whenever he plays it
Thanks for the laughs! Your remixes genuinely added to the vibe.
Funnily enough, my mom likes to listen to Dance Monkey, however it seems that she dosen't actively search for it, she vibes whenever it comes on television, or asks me to find it for the 100th time.
Brad i know it has been over a year since this video came out but you didn't even get to the worst part of T.H.E.
It gets inhumanely unbearable... but also kind of awesome.
"woke up in the morning, hard like morning wood in the morning"
The worst song of all time to me is #SELFIE by The Chainsmokers. It’s so agonizingly stupid and excruciating for the ears that I just want to throw my computer out the window. There is no point to #SELFIE at all.
I hate my life is a parody song. Half of Theory of a dead mans music are comedies.
32:26 He actually put out a whole album, but people only pay attention to singles. He actually changed his stance to never release an album again
its weird to me how fun can make some of the best songs ive heard while also making Stars
Just when I was thinking about Corey Feldman’s *Angelic 2 the Core* trainwreck, you bring up one of its songs… Thank you, Bradley!
You missed LL CoolJ shouting out Robert E Lee at the end of Accidental Racist!
LL must have gotten a CHECK for that. It seems like brad paisley wanted to find the first black person he could think of
yummy is 2020's version of lover boy
8:42 for a second it thought it was gonna become the Hannah Montana intro song
AJR literally only loops samples they never do anything these besides pitch shift
Great video as usual Brad. I feel like you could make some super entertaining Madness Bracket videos.
Work by Rihanna deserves a spot here
I just read the lyrics to the AJR song. Hoooooly shit. I know there's worse songs in here than that one but it actually made me mad.
also i recommend hopsin's good guys get left behind. not only is it a nice guy anthem, but it comes directly after one of the hardest songs he's ever made, hip hop sinister.
brad i am 2 years younger than you and i WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree that as a 6/7/8/9 year old in the 2000s-2015s that katy perry rhianna taio cruz pitbull ass bubblegum pop club house production was like direct injecting heroin into my spinal cord it was so fucking addicting. my parents hated the fact that I fucking loved Kesha.
3:00 Pretty much stole Pink Guy style
I think Dance Monkey is a bad song but it's always very very very very VERY suspect how its mere existence makes the dudes violently wall-punchingly angry like testosterone poisoning
I know it's not a commercial song but "Hit The Chug Jug - Fortnite Pardoy" I've been using as my alarm clock since it actually gets me to wake up and turn that shit off.
Me when listening to Onision’s “Banana”: So this is what it would be like if the one stoner kid in class made a song while baked…..Yeah…..Sounds about right…..
Bebe Rexha has the Midas Touch, except, instead of gold, everything turns to dogshit.
Pretty sure I Hate My Life by Theory Of A Dead Man is being misunderstood here.
It's literally about people being shitty & complaining when they have it good, the singer sings as someone else in other words. Maybe I have it wrong but I doubt it. It purposefully has a whiney tone.
Anytime Memories by Maroon 5 played on the radio I would change the station or turn the radio off.
Aye what is channel with those fire remixes you made
Your version of Meant to Be almost made my daiphragm erupt
Do another best songs of all time please I can't cope with this
the sad thing about this is that a good few of these songs are blasted on repeat at my work
Title: Worst songs of all time!
Thumbnail: *from the most wholesome video ever*
Edit: Also, I'd forgotten about "I hate my life"! I remember hearing it as a teen and how it reminded me of every generic, nihilistic-spewing middle-aged man of the time but I just chalked it up to that.
Hearing it again as an adult, it's just funny how whiny it sounds but the real icing on the cake is how he complains about getting punched by angry fathers because he hit on underage girls without confirming their ages and the lyrics, "I hate how my wife is always asking for things" and "I never get laid. Nice guys always lose" is the cherry on top.
Edit 2: The biggest irony is that around the time this song was released, Simple Plan was popular among teens and I remember a lot of older people complaining about their songs being "whiny" yet they had sh¡t like this.
I love how that death to mumble rap song just sounds like every modern Eminem song with only slightly worse lyrics
Bruh, The Hardest Ever is a banger.
Logic “alcoholic so I never really had a mom” yeah everyone’s parents are alcoholics, it’s not really the same as someone who doesn’t have a mother at all bc she died or some thing
Dance money is a song that I wish never had a following. I was forced to listen to it when I had to help my mom with outside stuff one day and she got mad for saying that I hate it.
Evil Brad Paisley be like:
*INTENTIONAL RACIST*
evil lil dicky: we hate the earth
evil tom macdonald: [REDACTED]
@@valco8371 evil tom macdonald: makes good music
@@valco8371 evil tom macdonald be like: I love minorities!
evil brad paisley be like:
accidental racist
“I sick of hobos”
“I hate my wife”
All rise for the boomer national anthem
Listening to the radio a few month ago before they played "she fucking hates me" TOADM lead singer talked about his inspiration for the song and it was how he came home like drunk one night and his girlfriend made him sleep on the couch. Such a a dumb story and a dumb song. Super boomer
To be fair to this song, it’s supposed to he a parody of people who think like that. It’s making fun of them. Still sounds like shit, though.
@@rossmumper9817 To be a parody, it needs to be funny and also say something about the subject it's making fun of. This song fails so hard at it it's an antiparody
The song is a satire tho
hhhhhhhhh
Yummy is single-handedly responsible for everything bad that happened in the last 2 years.
Including that god awful Country remix.
justin bieber caused astroworld 2021 tradgefy
@@2099vision too soon
Oh. So my break-up? U know... That kinda makes sense
@@2099vision Your comment is so disrespectful it made me stop the show
Dance monkey is one of the few songs that I get genuinely angry listening to
During my job in a grocery store, that song played every 3 songs and it was hell
@@donlad I’m so sorry lol
I relate hard t this. A girl I was seeing ghosted me one morning as I got to work, so I was in a terrible mood then to add insult to injury this song came on. I was ready to throw fists.
@@nickshillito1170 I don’t have a bad experience associated with it, but her voice truly makes me convulse
@@ohwow9870 the song is a bad experience in itself. I didn’t associate it with the bad experience, it just made the bad experience worse 😂
As an Australian, I deeply apologize for Dance Monkey
No need to apologise for anything when you gave us tame impala & kglw 😁
@@ayoyimikaemmanuel3607 And The Avalanches!
@@ayoyimikaemmanuel3607 word
Lots of great music has come out of Australia you have no reason to apologize
@@ayoyimikaemmanuel3607 did you know that tame impala is actually one man?
not one of the worst songs, but one time an indoor playground played Roar 14 times in a row and i wanted to bang my head against the wall.
I had the same experience with Trouble by Taylor Swift at an afterschool program. I was iffy about that song already, but HOLY SHIT, when I had to listen to it 10x in a row, I grew a deep hatred for that song.
At least replay something that replays well, roar is a good song and all but it’s designed in a way that makes it terrible to reply over and over again
@@ASCENSiON_ I started hating jar of hearts due to dance class
@@aquitetiredguy2158 Seriously it was torture. My sister and I kept count in a notebook
@@lilpip1126 yeah I feel so bad for you, I find that schools forget that there is good kid friendly music outside of modern pop, why no Beatles, queen (like I want it all, we are the champions, a lot of schools would be far too strict for bohemian rhapsody) why no weird Al songs, why no Michael Jackson songs (sure only like 4 of them would work in a elementary school but still), I just want more than modern pop for children to listen to, (also there has to be a kid friendly rapper who isn’t terribly cringy right, I really think kids should be subjected to more than just modern pop) or I might just be crazy and a child cant enjoy more than one musical artist, this is coming from a teenager who loved like 10 bands as a 10 year old
So I despise the "song" Dance Monkey, but I hear it so often because my stepdad actually likes it. His reasoning? The vocals are unique. That's definitely one way of saying it.
Triple J hosts literally said nothing about the song except that when it was played every day for a year. Very funny.
Uniquely shit yeah, it's OK to be different, but you've got to have some level of talent to pull it off
I know a person that likes those awful italian christmas comedies (seriously don't watch them). The defense is that "they are simple movie meant to make people laugh".
I know everyone have their taste, but there's a scene where the protagonist eats literal sh*t, and then he enjoys it and he keeps eating it. That's supposed to be a joke and it's one of the better crafted in the film
He must think Corey Feldman is unique too
I got recommended it on UA-cam every time I searched for any kind of music I'd get "other people watched...." And it was always Dance monkey or a dodgy remix of dance monkey
The moment Dance Monkey came on I took a huge deep breath and felt a huge depression come on. This song is truly one of the worst things ever crafted
While white girls actually like this song lmao
i was able to avoid it by skipping it after the first two seconds, the lady's voice SUCKS
@@skeptical_playz6142 can confirm that we hate it too
@@Meleedroit w pfp
Not only is it one of the most shamelessly over calculated and tasteless pieces of music ever, but her major label created a fake umbrella label just to pretend she isn’t a puppet of Sony, and they went as far as to lie about her age by a bunch of years, fake an x-factor style back story about her being a troubled busker, and lied about an entire organic uprising despite her playing main stage at aus biggest music festival for her first set ever, and the song was written and produced by 6 figures worth of producers and writers and she contributed nothing, plus the rest of the ep is arguably worse than that song if you can believe it, (listen to Johnny run away if u want ur ears to bleed) shes already washed up and can’t get gigs, last saw her playing NYE performing other people’s songs, I changed the channel lightning fast after laughing my butt off
Isn't it strange that that "country version" of yummy sounds even LESS country than the original.
Exactly lmao it sounds like he’s making fun of country
the only thing that was close to country was the vocal with a southern accent its like putting a single jalapeno on a pizza and calling it mexican food
Theory of a deadman writing an ode to secretly enjoying pegging.
Do i even want to know the context?
I thought you said lullaby of a deadman as in the call of duty zombies song
Every line on Revival by Eminem is god tier compared to “I been up in a Waffle House, but you my Chik-Fil-A”
Also compared to every line in "Fancy Like".
@@alexanderliu9376 oh god don’t remind me. God I loathe that song
I mean, not every single song is bad on revival 💀💀
Even the line in Lose It where he makes fun of the 8 Mile battle scene is lyrically genius compared to that.
That line makes FACK look like the masterpiece it is