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I liked the close the app update best

26:30 a certified woman moment.

compared o gta police so much easy one the things hated is the sheriff are way to strong and response time to you do npc have cell the ui could been better with quests i had to look a lot of stuff . i don't like the quest were you have to look for people boring. i wanted i be outlaw you have to do quest in order sell stuff.

"7 months pass, no update no communication either" meanwhile tf2 players:

after ALL these years i am still mad that cuckstar still ... made the hunter carriage and bounty hunts online exclusive fuck that

_How is any of this even real?_ That's no rhetorical question, I'm legitimatly baffled - Savage acts _outright alien_ in every single aspect of his approach and general conduct, as if he in fact had no god damn clue about the flucking _human experience per se._ If some completly alien entity had accidentally caught some stray Earth TV signal from 1992, consequitivly become legitimatly fascinated by (resp. obsessed with..) human civilisation for whatever reason, decided to come here to experience first hand and assume a legitimate human identity (maybe "technologically possessing" somebody, or via lab grown human-surrogate bio-suit) for its own irreconceivable reasons and with a shit-ton of confidence in its own expertise of human psychology and ability to act as one of us when in reality the alien entity's whole idea of human civilisation is founded upon just a limited number of arbitrary shows lacking any proper context so even though more basic rules of human life and social interaction had been easy to derive our alien is utterly clueless about the human mind - Alan Savage figure is precisely what I'd imagine such an alien attempt of for arbitrary reasons embodying an educational film producer persona to look.

did that guy get his harrier jet with a million pepsi points or whatever?

Rockstar pays by the hour, not by the job

Red dead online makes me afraid for gta 6, the prizing will most likely be crazy, im going to call it now gta 6 will have a battlepass

7:44 "he found a six-shooter gun" -foster the people's pumped up kicks

the discord server i used to play in for RDO would have an APB people could put out in general chat if you were getting griefed. You could have 3-7 people just drop in immediately. We made a LOT of money saving each other from griefers.

"I'm Derek Savage, coming to you with someone REALLY awesome." C'mon now, Derek. Let's be honest with ourselves...it's not going to be awesome.

Funny thing about 14:53, they had pvp and pve separated in the online mode for the original red dead redemption online mode.

This show has to be a parody. The coin is named Conny. Shortname con. They show a pyramid and statue featuring the BitConnect pyramid scheme. Like, how could anyone, besides a crypto bro, take this seriously?

Noooo derrick you were supposed to be the funny internet cat man, why the grift?

Cannot wait for his biggest movie: "Cool Cat Travels Back in Time to Start World War One"

and they just released red dead 1 with no online mode what a fucking joke of a company there’s no point in “remastering” it if that’s what you’d call it if you’re not even bringing back the best part of it

crazy that the wild west got ruined by corporate greed

If they could sell you a horse with rocket boosters, they would care about the online.

Honestly I'll give Derek props for one thing: Despite being, seemingly, an anti-masker, he still prioritised putting out the right message to children and their parents. Even if it was likely a grift to sell masks, he was still encouraging productive behaviour.

You only think it's a scam because you didn't have a cool gummy bear ringtone in middle school 😏

I'm guessing that the part about racism comes from the combined facts that: 1) the place would be located in a country that (presumably) already has a legislated age of consent. It is also a racialized country. So by not respecting their laws, I'm guessing that could give rise to a racial component; and, 2) presumably the only young people who would be able to get to the island would be local racialized people.... Those are my best guesses 🤷‍♂️

Look up a picture of the group working on GTA 6 and if you’re not convinced it’ll be shit after that I don’t know what to tell you

This game had so many problems but for it's the greatest game of all time I met my fiance through it finding out we only lived 20 mins away from each other and used to have dates in red dead during COVID times thank you rockstar but also so sad cause this game really had so much potential but people rather ride flying bikes than horses

we're not even allowed to say "shooting" on a youtube video anymore, what are we doing as a society lol

There’s “funny” out of touch content and then there’s “I’m scared for this person’s wellbeing” out of touch content. Derek’s launched to the latter out of nowhere.

That's a name I haven't heard in years

PVE AND PVP SERVERS being a idea is dum cause of rockstars terrible servvers did u mention PARLEY FEATURE

15:00 Rdr1 online had this feature too, it was called friendly

Honestly I’ve gotten to a point this year with GTA online it’s kinda dead for me I don’t care to play gta anymore this year I’ll go back and enjoy what RDO has 😅 till when GTA 6 comes I’ll just be on RDO way more and still keep playing RDO with GTA 6 when it does come out.

Boomer delusion sure is some strong mf cheese, man. Never once during this whole brain fart no one close to this dunce came up to him and told him to stop the cringe. Probably because nobody cares.

Imagine this: you start your character two years ago, with the sole intent of role playing it. And now ur stuck with it, bcuz u only have one character slot. I roleplay as a Lakota girl, who’s true to her culture, (bows, tomahawks, etc) she only uses guns to hunt bcuz of the perfect kill system. She dressed as a native, she behaves like a native. I immerse as her when I play. So pvp griefers have extra fun w me bcuz while they’re sniping me with rifles Im crouched sneaking from cover to cover in an attempt to get a decent shot with my bow. I’m already locked in, all my grinding has went towards building up my Lakota girl. It would look and feel stupid if, just to combat griefers, I dawned twin revolvers, a shotgun and molotavs, and started wearing spurs and chaps with a cowboy hat. Idk the point of my rant, it just sucks.

So in love wit Harriette. She’s so adorable 🥰

I swear conny and the generic white guy protagonist are having an affair

I'm old enough to remember that old insanity test site.

Real question why the hell did they make the guns sway when you fire them, it doesn’t make it more realistic is it your first shot goes perfectly straight and then the next take a 75° angle obviously that’s not how guns work it’s one of the most dumb mechanics they’ve ever had to the game

Honestly should have seen it coming. With the first red dead just about the same thing happened

It’s crazy cause this game has so much potential, in played it online for so long just hoping it would improve and they just let it die on us

17:05 He must have a lot of crypto then

I totally believe the dog… I mean come on! He looks legit to me and the cat?… uh uh no way bro I trust a dog over a cat 🤟😝

Finally Manny's Candles!

dirty dog is one of the best written villains in cinema

I quit RDO pretty early on, id come back to try major updates but the systwm is designed for the vast majority of players to need to use money to actually do some of the fun things or unlock desired weapons or clothing. Nobody i know that is an adult, working a job, or has kids has the time, money, or patience to really commit. Rockstar had no good roadmap for the online service and there every attempt was overshadowed by the even greater image theyattainprotraying of unearned greed, i dont think they ever gave RDO an honest try. They never even made DLC for singleplayer like most gamers wished

For context, I played RDO on PC. I think a massive reason too is that there just isnt as cool stuff to buy in 1898 since I think the online takes place 1 year before the main story. You cant go scifi like GTA Online has with hover bikes or special tanks. You can buy… wooden wagons? Maybe a nice carriage? It just isnt as cool as buying skyscrapers with massive flat screens and secret bases. Even if you could buy like a train, well you cant free drive it, it has to be on a track. So that’s out of the cards. I think Rockstar was just stumped with cool stuff you can buy/do. Since in GTA you can do much more because there is a massive amount of tech and interconnectedness. You can trade stocks on BAWSAQ, go to strip clubs, fly around in a helicopter or plane. I personally never liked GTA Online since even shortly after it launched every session Id join would be filled with high level whales that spent hundreds of irl dollars to buy the tanks and all the fancy weapons and theyd 24/7 roam and kill everyone. Meanwhile all I have is a starter 9mm with barely any ammo and no money being waffle stomped every few minutes. In RDO Id mainly just play the solo survival horde mode. Mainly on the Fort Mercer map, pop on a long form youtube video and just shoot, shoot, shoot. I never won because the friendly AI you have arent that good and you get super swamped. Plus you can only bring in the two long arms and the two pistols/revolvers/shotguns you have as sidearms. No changing weapons either since your horse doesnt join you. So you better bring well rounded and accurate guns because youll need them. But eventually youll just become overwhelmed since there will be 50 something guys coming at you per wave and there are a crazy amount of waves. Like 15-20 or so. I bet if I had a team of 3 or 4 I could do it, but not solo. None of my buds played RDO, or if they did they long abandoned it. Id mostly just roam around, kill animals for money, then do a survival map or two, *maybe* brew moonshine, then Id log off.

31:35 45 days later, he got new pants 🤣

similar to declaring bankruptcy, everyone knows you must publicly yell "CEASE and DESIST"

I’m very picky when it comes to games I play, I’ve always heard of RDR2 but never thought of giving it a shot, well I started playing less than a week ago and I’m having so much fun with it, game looks great and I’m quite disappointed that it won’t be getting many more but updates to it

Man Im still waiting for then to fix Bully

It’s so sad they never touched undead nightmare and make a sequel. At least make zombies horde mode but nope nothing.