Tommy Pope - The Washy Wash - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Tommy Pope remembers one crazy night when his brother kidnapped him from a house party and drove him to brothel in Philadelphia.
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Ari’s intros are way better
@@jasonabadie4742 7 7
Yeah I’m gonna say something
You from upper darby? Delco?
18th n I forget
Skipping intros like it's my job.
the need the netflix button
the stories are so great and the intros are way too long and boring.
No Ari no fun :(
Honestly, I like the intros.
Like... not actually doing it, but saying you did it, until you believe yourself?
I died when he quietly said “Yeah I’m the quarterback” 😂
Same
haha dude amazing comment
om gacked up on whoop chicken
Nobody asked
@@JPGStrokeys why are you mad bro😆 mad because you aren’t a quarterback☝️
Someone animate this guys story
Riley Nybeck
For real
Yeah that would be awesome for a lot of these stories
Riley Nybeck can I have the link
I'm the 666th like on this comment
@@catloversanonymous9376 noice..
"father of ten in a water park bathroom" how did he come up with that one 😂
Alexander Riccio that was gold
cuz reality writes its own jokes
@@LaurenThompsonIsMyRealName a father of 10 kids (low self control automatically) masturbating in the bathroom because he saw a hot girl in a bathing suit. Now that I had to explain it, it isn't funny. Thanks for killing the buzz
Lauren Thompson
Probably the only spare moment of privacy the dad of ten would get would be in a bathroom at a water park. (Kids all busy having fun)
haha man best comment ever
"When you're 15 every touch is a good touch"
Clearly never met my uncle.
"Her moan was like the last puff of an air horn at a track meet" LMFAO
Tommy seem to have a well rehearsed delivery and distinct style of seasoned comedian. How come there's like two other videos of him on UA-cam? You're good Tommy, why aren't you recording stuff?
Because everybody fucking hates Delco
@@Kemosoggy People outside of the region won't get it. Delco is Delaware County, near Philly/Camden. They're not hood enough to be hood and not gangster enough to be gangster, a mixture of castoffs with money that try too hard to be either of those places. I do find this dude legitimately funny and he could hang out in Philly without issue though.
@@justdrop I guess I see your point with the hood thing but I wish I had a piece of that money you're talking about
justdrop
thanks for the explanation
Agreed, he has something
"Now you forever associate sex with fear and loneliness."
Wait, hold up, what? That isn't the way it's supposed to go?
I thought that was the standard too🤷♂️
hehehe perfect comment
This guy be talking about good fellas and he looks just like Robert De Niro's shaved son😂😂
YOU A COP?!
NO, I'M A SOPHOMORE!
🤣🤣🤣
Man Tommy needs a special he's earned it. I always go back to this and its 6 years old. What a banger!
Can someone explain why it really matters who the host is? The entire video is the guest comedian sharing their story except for the first minute. Is it different on tv or something?
Larrymcjones Ari would go out of his way to get good stories on the show... regardless of whether it was a famous person or not so long as it was good... It’s not like that anymore in my opinion. Now it’s just bland and I can’t really get into nearly as many of the stories as I used to. I’m not saying the new host sucks it’s just this doesn’t seem like a good fit for him at all.
Larrymcjones it's because Ari is a comedian that has a lot of friends in the business so when he hosted we got a lot of good comics. Since he's gone a lot won't come back out of loyalty. Ari as host = more comedians with better stories
Neche Pacheco What difference does it make?? You act like Roy Woods isn’t a comedian also
All I care is about Tommy learning what sex is
@@kalbaker9941 Roy Wood doesn't hold a candle to ari.
This guy needs to do more stand up
"Like a father of ten at a water park bathroom..."
That's just about the best metaphor I've heard
"You got a Ford Taurus with no tires!"
Pretty sure he meant Ford Taunus :)
@@saf_nfk what’s a Ford Taunus ?
@@psto7501 It's an older Ford model, which would have made sense as he was comparing it to the older asian lady. But I just found out it was only produced for the European market, and listening to the skit again it's pretty clear he says Tau_R_us, so... my bad :)
This has to be one of my faves in this series for poetic delivery and blunt, vulnerable honesty. I think fear must be the greatest, binding and entertaining theme of this platform. Rather than deliberately shock an audience in any cheap effort I think he perfectly describes the terrifying horrorshow of adolescence. Sex drugs and rock’n’roll fascinate a good lot of us as youngsters whilst we have no fucking clue what’s going on and try our best in attempt to appear cool, experienced and altogether with it. Innocence and peer pressure seem to often but not always create the perfect blend for hilarity. I’ve always found comfort in exchanging yesterday’s embarrassing trauma for for a good tale and a laugh that more of us relate to than we would commonly admit to otherwise. Stage therapy has my vote!🦇🧛🏻♂️🦇
The first half of Bret Ernst's special "Principal's Office" is a fantastic example of adolescent horror crafted into beautiful comedy. As a former bad kid myself (he says some things about how girls don't do the kinds of things he's talking about but I actually did some of the exact things he mentions, for example stealing a car in middle school) it hit deeply.
Hmm. Well said
"yeah you got a ford tarus with no tires" hahahahahaha
Being bipolar is like being in a bar fight... with yourself every night 😂
7:27 I fUcKiNg LiVe HeRe
I’m in tears this guy is hilarious
WHY DOESNT THIS GUY HAVE ANY STAND UP ON UA-cam???? hes so fckin hilarious
This is top tier. Love some Tommy standup. Can’t wait for him to come thru Portland again. Pope and Dr Sponge will be doing a pod here, I’m gonna try to go for sure.
Mooorrreeee!!!! He needs more segments! He's by far top 3 funniest comedies I've heard on this show!
"Like a father of 10 in a waterpark bathroom!" 😂😂😂
"She looked like a stack of mushrooms..."
Yea, I'm gonna draw this.
“...State Rd...”
Me: Wait, what?
“...I-95...”
Me: Just what in the hell is going on here?!
“...Downtown Philadelphia.”
Me: Oh, here we go...
RIGHT!?!?!?! Me too!
Easily one of the best stories told on This Is Not Happening
This will always be my favourite of all the them
Catch tommy on the stuff island podcast
1:40 thank me with +1
wow 2 late though
+1
+1
Tommy- “we’re making a left on
Marshall road, now a right on state”
Me- why’s it sound like he’s getting on I-95 from Upper Darby
Tommy- “WHY ARE WE ON 95”
Me-😱😱😱😱
I said the same thing. Hes coming from either Drexel hill or upper Darby haha
I haven’t laughed so hard in forever 😂 great story
I was hoping to see some comments about how fucking hilarious this story was, but I guess everyone and their mother wants to bicker about the host. I mean I love Ari but, when he mentioned it on his podcast, it sounded like a co-opted decision that Ari made with Comedy Central due to some last minute conflicts that Ari had. Whatever the conflict was, it must have been a better opportunity for him. And he says that "we" still have great comics lined up, so he's obviously still involved with the show in some way. Nobody got screwed over so yeah give Roy a break...
... and also who the fuck sits through the intro anyway??
I like these intros better than Ari's.
I like the” intro “ I would not mind (giving it a Shot) been the Next Host if This Not Happened .
"Like the father of ten at a water park bathroom"
That's one of the funniest lines I've ever heard
One of the funniest stories and best storytellers in the history of the show. Hilarious. Was laughing so hard I almost fell on the floor. Keep on truckin Tommy. You’re great
Lmao almost none of the comments are about the main act
Cuz it's not captivating
@@aftersexhighfives It's a story about a 15 year old in a whore house threaten to climax because of credit card fraud. How is that not "captivating", is your life more crazy than this cause I love to hear it. No sarcasm, really.
This guy has the most expressive eyebrows.
@@daryldandridge9818 My life is definitely more interesting and full of stories crazier than this one, but I still laughed the whole time and wasn’t let down at all. @Aftersex Highfives is just a bitter hater with his mother’s internet connection. Wouldn’t want to meet him in real life. Tommy, on the other hand, sounds like a great guy to hang out with and I would love to watch him do a full length special.
one of the best ones ive seen
This high key reminds me of jay from big mouth
Oh shit, I see it
Some of the analogies this guy uses are crazy descriptive! Imagine he was a rapper! He is the Quel or Aesop Rock of comedy!
3 years later, coming back to watch this EPIC epic, comedy ! Just perfect
“You realize for 30 fuckin’ years, I thought dad was just a passionate lover?” LMAOOOOO
3:35 this is the face of man who can see the universe without a telescope
One of the funniest, great delivery.
At the end when he mentioned he stared at the stars from the bed of a moving pickup
Some poetic shit
Am I the only one that doesn't give a single fuck about Ari and just loved this guys act?
Soooo... any comments about the actual story content of the video?
OfficialOpinion exactly what i’m thinking haha
Honestly
Tbh
No, those are spoilers, watch it for yourself.
When i get bored i like to go out by the highway and wave my pecker at traffic
3:38 makes me cry laughing 😭😭 the man fist fights the night and the women guards the door for intruders
This remains one of my favorite stand ups I’ve ever seen it’s never not funny thanks for the endless entertainment
This is one of my favorites.
i dont like the new intro. does any one else feel the same way????
Jose Espinoza....the intros have always been retarded...
i skip to 1:30 on all the videos..the intros are annoying
Jose Espinoza The intro is terrible. Skip the " dicks & assholes " song. If they aren't going to bring back Ari, they should save their production money on that ridiculousness & go straight to the Comic.
horrible garbage
same. very rapey...
This is gold 🪙🪙🪙
I love the sound of this guy's voice. It sounds so soothing to the ears even when he's screaming HHAHAHA
OMFG i LOL'd so hard and loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You literally just changed my life tonight 😂😂😂 thank you
First time seeing this. I loved this. 😂😂
Can we changed each other life this morning?
This is the best one yet
A minute in and I am in tears, this guy is great! 😂
been watching him for a little now, I had no idea he was such a physical comedian. The faces hes making really add to the comedy bit here
Tommy Pope is freaking hysterical and it's an abomination against the genre of comedy itself that there isn't more of him available online to enjoy.
Get on the stick, Comedy Central.
This guy is awesome, painting a story like no other and so funny.
I love his voice. Reminds me of animated characters its relaxing in a way.
I keep coming back to this, dudes to funny
this guy deserves more credit.
He’s exhausted telling the story. It’s hilarious.
It’s like watching a nephew of Robert De Niro going on an adventure. A resemblance that makes this story so much better.
Can’t wait for more stand-up comedywork from Mr. Pope!
His eyebrows were born for comedy
This guy is my absolute fucking favourite comedian holy shit i love this guy
Tommys story personifies my anxiety perfectly
I watch these all the time but this one had me laughing my butt off
This guy is the best.
"a bridge troll", damn my childhood just smacked me in the face
Fantastic storytelling! Hilarious AF 😂👏🏼👏🏼
This video did not show up on my subscription feed ( I only saw it as a notification). Somethings wrong CC, UA-cam be drunk again.
sucksqueezebangblow me too.
sucksqueezebangblow drunk= leftism
Aw, you couldn't be first!
Had me rolling the whole time. Was fun to watch. Great video
"I'm greeted by the ugliest man I've ever seen in my life. He's 20 years old, already balding, red headed, with a lazy eye. Let that sink in. God was clearly hungover the day he made this fuckin' monster." He basically just described my ex. I almost peed myself laughing OMG
Dude is great story teller. Funny as hell
“Last puff of the air horn” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
some ‘this is not happening’ videos aren’t that funny, but this was is fucking hilarious!👌🏼 I’m in the library and I had to pause the vid so many times and cover my mouth whilst biting my lip just to stop laughing out loud. Funniest clip ever!! 😂😂😂
That was one of the funniest stories I have EVER heard in my entire life lmaoooooo
best episode of this series by far
Pope is a WILD man! Definitely needs to do this more.
HAHHAHAHAH “the woman guards the door like a bridge troll”
Go back to sssleeeep
I'm usually annoyed by this shows lengthy intros, but I have to say that I love this song.
😂 snuffle... whatever the fuck trying to close a shower curtain 😂😂😂
Ari was the true OG inventor of the show. The intros never compared to the guests then and it still matters little now. But if they really wanted to shake things up after trying Roy- I vote Pope!
This was the most vivid story yet, this dude had a field day telling this shit
He looks like Robert Downey jr x the guy that does the voice of cat in the hat
oreos r godly
thought nobodys gonna mention that
Lol. Looking for his pants like he lost his arm in a war movie
"-and one night _all of these things happened at once_ "
Intro was actually awesome.
Great video just bring back ari now
Rahul Thaker He walked away from the show, it was his decision. He’s not coming back.
Rahul Thaker I second that!
False, it was not his decision. If you get the laughable app you can subscribe to ari and you can listen to every podcast ari was on shortly after he got back from asia. You can discern from his disappointment that it wasn't his decision.
Please dont
It wasnt his decision, the whole show was his idea and they somehow just kicked him out and replaced him with this guy
Ooof, "father of ten in a water park bathroom", that hit hard! Not that I'm a father of ten...
I've been watching a lot of these and this one genuinely made me laugh
Best comedian I’ve seen yet though 😂 been there done that got the T-shirt. He is not lying.😊
Damn he is one of the funniest people I ever had the pleasure of listening to
This is the most Delco story ever. Takes me back to high school. I grew up in Delaware County and have stories like this. I love Delco.
Great set, funny as hell
also a great voice for stand up
YOU COP?!?!
NO, I'm a sophomore 😅😅
Wow. I had never seen or heard of this incredibly talented dude.
Funny stuff through and through ^^
This was a great set, loved this story.