HAUNTED HOUSE: CRYPTIC GRAVES - Atari Really Has Lost It

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  • @JimSterling
    @JimSterling  10 років тому +483

    The defensive comments here have led me to conclude that Steam has officially warped our standards to the point that we're grateful for any game that at least works.

    • @corgistaniel1150
      @corgistaniel1150 10 років тому +10

      The only good thing I can say about this is that the graphics inside the house don't look that bad. That's what I can see from the video, at least. Maybe it's worse in person.

    • @brazbru
      @brazbru 10 років тому +9

      But it's a first person spooks game with a gimmick, the world doesn't have enough of those Jim!

    • @gustaflindberg8899
      @gustaflindberg8899 10 років тому +9

      bigevilworldwide1 Atari hasn't been Atari for many many years. It's been bought, sold and reformed countless times. Right now, the Atari brand name is owned by Atari Interactive that is owned by Atari, SA which was formerly known as Infogrames. It seems like they went bust last year and have since gone mad. Last thing I heard they were branching out into social casinos, gambling and something about gamified hardware and wearable devices.

    • @sammoore2242
      @sammoore2242 10 років тому

      tamenga88 The quote is actually 'The Jews think...' and then the rest of it. It's not something he believed, just another bit of propaganda.

    • @Kkaapoww
      @Kkaapoww 10 років тому +5

      Stan Claassen It looks fine if you get past the fact that the lighting effects fucking blind you every time you look at a table

  • @notspacekeeper
    @notspacekeeper 10 років тому +92

    For those interested, the issues with odd characters in words is caused by incorrect interpretation of text data. The game's GUI is trying to interpret the text as ISO/IEC 8859-1, when it's actually encoded as UTF-8.
    In the case of the word 'séance', the character *é* is represented by the hexidecimal values C3 and A9 in the source text, which are the UTF-8 representation of the Unicode code point U+00E9 (Latin small letter E with acute).
    The poor GUI expects 8859-1, so it interprets the values C3 and A9 as *Ã* (capital letter A with tilde) and *©* (copyright sign) respectively.
    This is a novice mistake, and should have been caught very early on.

  • @MadDemon64
    @MadDemon64 10 років тому +116

    Dear god that guy's performance is so wooden you could build a house out of it!

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 10 років тому +6

      bigevilworldwide1 A wooden computer voice program has done voice acting...

    • @megatron6713
      @megatron6713 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe.......one could build.......a
      HAUNTED HOUSE OUT OF IT.......

    • @Kune35
      @Kune35 3 роки тому

      I would have said he's so wooden you can see through him if you stand too close...

  • @KeithBallardA
    @KeithBallardA 10 років тому +106

    The way the old guy kept walking ahead and turning around for a second was starting to really bother me.

    • @mikeegee21
      @mikeegee21 10 років тому +15

      Yay! Not just me! Walk forward, spin on the spot, walk forward, spin on the spot! =P

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 10 років тому +4

      To me, that would've made the game just dead on arrival.

    • @icanusernamebetterthanyou3853
      @icanusernamebetterthanyou3853 10 років тому +8

      Hey guys. Welcome to the Atari workout challenge. Get ready. Here we go!
      Step, step, step, turn! Step, step, step, turn! Step, step, step, turn!
      You're doing well.

    • @iclimbeverything2990
      @iclimbeverything2990 7 років тому +8

      I think it was more unnerving that the old guy's head and body started to turn at different times, and then different speeds so his head whips around while his body lags behind

  • @CaptainSpycrab
    @CaptainSpycrab 9 років тому +75

    And introducing, the world's first synthetic voice actor.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 8 років тому +4

      +CaptainSpycrab AAAANYAAAAAA...........!

  • @XGunnerX
    @XGunnerX 9 років тому +69

    Nice to see Microsoft Sam still getting some VA work

    • @SpikeEyeTemp
      @SpikeEyeTemp 9 років тому +6

      +XGunnerX I know, right? Last time I remember hearing him, him and Mike did the main voices in a webseries about a Master Chief doll.

    • @cyanmanta
      @cyanmanta 9 років тому +5

      Anya...

  • @Blacknight8850
    @Blacknight8850 10 років тому +30

    Just for anyone who didn't notice/realise - this isn't an early access game. This is "finished" according to the developers. It's getting so hard to tell these days, isn't it?

  • @jordanetherington1922
    @jordanetherington1922 10 років тому +85

    How hte game should've gone:
    "Is this Abaddon Grange?"
    "Yes this is Abaddon Grange."
    "Well fuck that, I'm not going anywhere with that name!"
    *credits*

    • @LegendaryMythril
      @LegendaryMythril 10 років тому

      pretty much what i was thinking.

    • @Yuzling
      @Yuzling 10 років тому +26

      "He wanted to put 'if you can spend a night in the house, you inherit it' in the will, but later realised this was not legally viable."
      *credits*

    • @ScreamingBeast
      @ScreamingBeast 10 років тому +8

      "Is this Abaddon Grange?
      No, it's Abaddon garbage.

    • @SarahElisabethJoyal
      @SarahElisabethJoyal 7 років тому +1

      Jordan Etherington "Is this Abaddon Grange?"
      "No, this is Patrick."

  • @nugsboodlepoo
    @nugsboodlepoo 6 років тому +6

    thank god for the gigantic floating text over objects! I have never seen a door before in my life so labeling every door with "DOOR" in giant letters is really helpful!!

  • @KawakamiTomie
    @KawakamiTomie 10 років тому +12

    Heyo! Sooo...fun fact: I was originally cast to play the voice of Anya. Then they decided I sounded too old for what they wanted and the part was recast. I can tell you that the lines being said are what were written in the original script, the lines were recorded in about 2 days, and the actors got paid upwards of $35 for their time.

    • @lehelisbored
      @lehelisbored 4 роки тому +2

      5 years late, but I bet you're glad you didn't take part in this shambles. Hope you've found some good work since then 🙂

    • @KawakamiTomie
      @KawakamiTomie 4 роки тому +5

      @@lehelisbored Yes, actually! Mostly indy stuff, but I did land a gig playing a villain in the game "Warframe" called Kela De Thaym. =)

    • @lehelisbored
      @lehelisbored 4 роки тому +1

      @@KawakamiTomieHey, not bad at all. That game is pretty mainstream. Good luck in the future 🤘

  • @ealadubh4800
    @ealadubh4800 10 років тому +24

    'Abaddon Grange'. Right, 'cos nothing evil could POSSIBLY happen there. Is that place next door to Satan Towers, just up the road from Splatterhouse's Fred West Mansion?

    • @ealadubh4800
      @ealadubh4800 10 років тому +9

      MISTER GRAVES FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 10 років тому

      Eala Dubh Hell, put in Mr. Skinner, Reverend Shootah, and Dr. Hatcher...

  • @MrThejoshmon
    @MrThejoshmon 4 роки тому +6

    "I dread to think of what they're doing to Alone in the Dark"
    In hindsight your fear was well placed.

  • @Chevrium
    @Chevrium 10 років тому +26

    Subtitles that don't match what's being said are such a huge pet peeve to me, and this game has that problem more than anything I've ever seen.

    • @valletas
      @valletas 3 роки тому +1

      Man this gives me system shock flashbacks
      Great game but everytime i listened to an audio dialog i had to force myself to not look at the bottom of the screen to read the email because it was always different and to finish the shit job sometimes the audiologs and the emails would have different information in them so you HAD to listem to the audio logs and after that stop to read the email

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 8 років тому +16

    Fun fact. those were grotesques, not gargoyles. a gargoyle is specifically a figure designed with a spout from its mouth, used to divert water. when it's just a figure like the ones here, it's a grotesque

  • @iownal3
    @iownal3 10 років тому +6

    There's nothing more frightening than a tall alien with a speech impediment.

  • @michaeldeplacido
    @michaeldeplacido 10 років тому +15

    How could they have never encountered the pronounciation of Gibraltar before getting the voice actor to say it...

    • @munky342
      @munky342 10 років тому +4

      I blame the voice actor. Know the words you're reading before recording. If you don't know a word, then 30 seconds of research will enlighten you. But yeah, this game has much larger issues to contend with.

    • @Nottyastro
      @Nottyastro 3 роки тому +1

      @@munky342
      I don’t. It was a simple mistake. The creators should’ve corrected her, but they either couldn’t be bothered or didn’t know any better.

  • @phoenixsplash135
    @phoenixsplash135 10 років тому +13

    did microsoft sam voice this game

  • @KobraKai69
    @KobraKai69 9 років тому +4

    So that monster noise was actually a monster noise, I really really thought it was Jim poking fun at the extreme horror unfolding on the screen. Then I really really wished it was Jim...

  • @JimSterling
    @JimSterling  10 років тому +55

    Went ahead and wrote a full review. It gets so much worse than this! www.thejimquisition.com/2014/12/haunted-house-cryptic-graves-review/

    • @ealadubh4800
      @ealadubh4800 10 років тому

      What flavour Pringles?

    • @cheshirefiend
      @cheshirefiend 10 років тому

      I see that I'm not the only one who was reminded of Anna by this game and while Anna was not exactly great I do know of a few ways it's way better than this tripe. In Anna: Something actually happened and there were at least a couple pretty decent scares. I could at least feel that there was some effort put into it and some creativity in it.
      When Anna looks like a great game in comparison to this shit, the designers really need to be fired. 1/10 indeed.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 10 років тому

      Cheshirefiend Anna? Or are you talking about Amy?

    • @cheshirefiend
      @cheshirefiend 10 років тому

      Anna.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 10 років тому

      Cheshirefiend Oh, alright then, my apologies.

  • @OddMike
    @OddMike 9 років тому +26

    This has more locked doors than a Silent Hill game

    • @Wisezombieking23
      @Wisezombieking23 9 років тому

      I was just thinking this as I saw your comment.

  • @phoenixlich
    @phoenixlich 10 років тому +7

    unexplained blue vision powers... give me sight BEYOND sight!

  • @IanBoudreau
    @IanBoudreau 10 років тому +12

    I had a Speak-n-Spell in 1987 that had better voice acting than the gentleman in this game.

  • @KMS00000zero
    @KMS00000zero 10 років тому +16

    Aha, if you go to the Steam page, it says this game is inspired by an Atari game, but made by some random schmucks.

    • @dikkenskrille8749
      @dikkenskrille8749 10 років тому

      So, it's like that S.T.A.L.K.E.R wannabe game, or The Asylum's rip-off films. Wonderful.

    • @KeithBallardA
      @KeithBallardA 10 років тому +2

      Not even fine print. The publisher is just clearly listed as being Atari in the spot where Steam always lists developer, publisher, etc.

    • @KeithBallardA
      @KeithBallardA 10 років тому +1

      bigevilworldwide1 This is absolutely true. The Atari name has been bought and used by a string of companies for a long time now. The original company was actually pretty short lived. It has existed almost exclusively as an exploitable name for as long as I've even known about it.

  • @notspacekeeper
    @notspacekeeper 10 років тому +3

    When people use the expression 'creatively bankrupt', this is what you should picture.
    "Let's take some old property hardly anyone remembers, and re-imagine it by grafting it onto a shameless clone of Amnesia. That's what all the kids like nowadays."

  • @billyb.604
    @billyb.604 10 років тому +4

    This is why you needed a landfill, Atari.

  • @Steve_9292
    @Steve_9292 10 років тому +29

    I don't know who's idea it was to have the camera move like that, but, whoever it was I'd very much like to see them forced to live out the rest of their lives as the lover of an enraged and abusive alcoholic grizzly bear.
    And seriously, naming a horror game Haunted House? I...I suppose it's pretty straightforward as a title, but, seriously, was the only creative person in the office on like an extended holiday or something? Or maybe they killed themselves because their colleagues were so unendingly empty fucking headed...
    As far as the male voice acting goes, I just think it's nice Stephen Hawking is broadening his horizons.

    • @Steve_9292
      @Steve_9292 10 років тому

      ***** I'm already familiar with it, but thank you. :) I still maintain it's a ridiculous name.

    • @DavidtheSlothClassic
      @DavidtheSlothClassic 10 років тому

      Egregious There are less creative names for games than that. Like "Pinball" and "Gun".

    • @Steve_9292
      @Steve_9292 10 років тому

      David Sloth I'm not saying that it's the most uncreative title ever placed on a game. But saying that there are even less creative titles, doesn't make this title any more creative or interesting.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому

      I choked on the last sentence xD

  • @Wisezombieking23
    @Wisezombieking23 9 років тому +6

    honestly, the anya in to the moon had more personality than this one, and that anya was a lighthouse

  • @NesstheEchidna
    @NesstheEchidna 9 років тому +5

    "How's Atari doing nowadays?"
    "Just look with your special eyes..."
    * uses that blue psychic-o-vision on this game and sees Atari is just now covered in dogshit *
    "MY BRAND!"

  • @luketimothy
    @luketimothy 10 років тому +1

    Jim Sterling the weird text is a character encoding bug. When drawing text to screen, the computer has to recognise each character as a number. If you tell the computer you are using the wrong encoding scheme, it mistranslates the numbers to the wrong characters. This is a super basic and stupid mistake to make.

  • @DILFDylF
    @DILFDylF 9 років тому +7

    Quick question, I didn't really understand whether or not the main character was an expert on what is or isn't a stereotypical alchemy lab, could someone clear this up for me?

    • @thedesertfox4438
      @thedesertfox4438 9 років тому

      Mr. Big Snake if you're talking about microsoft sam, it think its supposed to be evp equipment, real life evp stuff is mostly hand held though, not giant 80s computers.
      edit: i think she is just supposed to be like a psychic person or just able to sense ghosts, they dont really state whether she even knows what alchemy is, they probably just put it there and the the line for no reason since they cant even google too figure out how evp equipment look like as it does not look like the ford mk1 ballistic computer.

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF 9 років тому +1

      thedesertfox44 _cough_ Actually I was making a joke about how many times Jim clicked on the alchemy set.

    • @thedesertfox4438
      @thedesertfox4438 9 років тому +1

      oh, okay big boss,

  • @LemmiwinksGoneWild
    @LemmiwinksGoneWild 10 років тому +3

    I like how they write Door on the doors so you can be shure it really is a door and not a window or something.

  • @tintintb1980
    @tintintb1980 10 років тому +4

    Who would've thought that climbing stairs was so god damn tricky?

  • @RoachDoggJR4200
    @RoachDoggJR4200 9 років тому +1

    I had some text to speech stuff going in the background and I had trouble telling the difference between this game and the program at times.

  • @GrayveRoseMusic
    @GrayveRoseMusic 9 років тому +5

    I love how the speakers dont even say the words correctly on top of the subs not matching. The script is just shat on. She calls Abbadon Range "Abbadock", and he calls Greenwich, "Grenich".

    • @lehelisbored
      @lehelisbored 4 роки тому +1

      Greenwich (the original one in Greater London after which Greenwich Metric Time is named) is pronounced "Grenich". Like how Woolwich is pronounced "Woolich" or Birmingham is pronounced "Birmingum".

  • @TheSefirosu200x
    @TheSefirosu200x 4 роки тому

    Atari: "Show, Don't Tell? What's that?"

  • @DaBlueWombat
    @DaBlueWombat 10 років тому

    Dat voice acting. It's like being read through a car muffler.

  • @sample_text2869
    @sample_text2869 10 років тому +1

    It sounded like you were being attacked by a spectral swarm of bees.

  • @inamadworld
    @inamadworld 10 років тому +2

    Your character does have a pretty sweet vertical leap.

  • @KdogPrime
    @KdogPrime 10 років тому +3

    The old man's voice reminds me of the robot's voice from the recent Old Spice ads.

  • @Stinkdawg
    @Stinkdawg 10 років тому +3

    For anyone interested, this is the original Atari Haunted House: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haunted_House_%28video_game%29
    They made a "sequel" in 2010 which is available on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/9960/
    The game in this video is apparently "inspired by" the original games and was developed by Dreampainters Software. I have no idea why Atari decided to publish something so obviously terrible.

  • @starcobra123
    @starcobra123 8 років тому +11

    The very first silent hill and MGS had better lip syncing

    • @CarlSlime
      @CarlSlime 8 років тому +2

      neither of those games even had lips, so that's pretty low.

  • @johnathanmcnutt7167
    @johnathanmcnutt7167 10 років тому

    Wait wait wait, is the is reimagining of Haunted House for the Atari 2600... like the one where you are a pair of eyes? That is quite a revively.

  • @courtneyvaldez7903
    @courtneyvaldez7903 10 років тому +9

    This is some of the worst dialogue I've ever seen. Every single line is dry, emotionless exposition and phrased so awkwardly it hurts to listen to. No person would ever speak this way in normal conversation! Hint to horrible writers--speak dialogue aloud to yourself, try to sound like the character, you'll hear how naturalistic it sounds before you commit it to a product you're selling to people for real money. And by the way, people who know one other don't conveniently summarize past events both parties are already well aware of for the sake of an imaginary audience! Fuck, I hate this kind of sloppy, thoughtless writing. Ever heard of showing rather than telling? Or allusion!? Provide the audience with vital pieces and allow them to form the puzzle organically. What do you know, you reward your audience for paying attention and involving themselves in the story! What a grand idea!

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 10 років тому +4

      I'm convinced the old man's VA is a computer dialogue program...

  • @Dogman_35
    @Dogman_35 8 років тому +4

    This is a remake of that fucking Atari 2600 game?

  • @lowresgamr
    @lowresgamr 7 років тому +1

    someone should've told atari that walking ass first into the future is still going backwards.

  • @treeplanter-bv4gw
    @treeplanter-bv4gw 10 років тому

    When the slenderman in the hallway made the creaky noise, I thought it was Jim making fun of it :|

  • @daboss640
    @daboss640 7 років тому +2

    Normally I wouldn't complain about graphics; gameplay should always come first and most of my favorite games are quite dated by now, but for horror games and walking simulators, the graphics and lighting are quite important.

  • @NostalgiaXV
    @NostalgiaXV 9 років тому +7

    I know this video is a bit old now, but holy fucking shit, this guy in the beginning... is he voiced through some text-to-speech? God thats atrocious.

  • @0Bennyman
    @0Bennyman 10 років тому +2

    No one seems to notice how 'extreme' her breathing is, I don't know who moans when they are out of breath but that doesn't seem normal.

  • @tillmannfischer
    @tillmannfischer 10 років тому

    God, that voice actor! "AN-HUA!" Holy fuck, that is so funny I simply cannot stop laughing!

  • @DragonNexus
    @DragonNexus 9 років тому

    I've never heard the word "Arse" spoken so beautifully matter-of-factly before.

  • @trudalishush
    @trudalishush 10 років тому

    jim i just wanted to say your an inspiration to me. your jimquisitions and you love of videogames is just beautiful. I never knew video games could be quantified at as art, now i cant go a day with out thinking about them any other way. your videos are witty and smart. Your persona is large and and i love it. I want you to keep in mind for every negative comment they're is at least a dozen people rooting for you. Thats why your patreon will succeed and thats why you will succeed so from one UA-cam commenter to content creator thank you and please keep up the good work. Thank God for You.

  • @CerberusLives
    @CerberusLives 10 років тому +12

    Disparity between subtitles and what's actually being said is a great way to make your game feel really fucking cheaply made.

  • @TacDyne
    @TacDyne 9 років тому +3

    This throw back to the 90s is from Atari? We really have come full circle. Back before ET was released, the console market (before PCs were invented) was flooded with pure garbage. ET was not the cause for what happened, but it did end up as the poster child for what was wrong with the industry. When the smoke cleared, the ratio of good games to bad ones being published changed dramatically for years, for the better. But now it has fallen back into the same routine as back then.

  • @divineknight9261
    @divineknight9261 10 років тому +1

    Around 13 minutes in, the first time a "monster" appeared, that weird squawk noise was so out of place I thought Jim himself made it, but later it happens again and I'm just "no, that was the game trying to sound disturbing but actually sounding hilarious".

  • @HiringHamblin
    @HiringHamblin 10 років тому

    I'm on the edge of puking watching this. Was the idea to simulate the PC tottering over cobblestones on 8 inch heels?

  • @Scott-yf1zn
    @Scott-yf1zn 10 років тому

    Happy holidays Jim , you have earned a break:)

  • @hazougaming
    @hazougaming 10 років тому +1

    The guys behind this (Dreampainters Software) were behind the game Anna, which wasn't too bad.......sad to see them now churn this kind of thing out though.

  • @MasterFGH
    @MasterFGH 10 років тому +2

    Did they really use Lobster as their goddamn subtitle font?

  • @dmas7749
    @dmas7749 10 років тому +2

    21:07 "I'm definitely not *ax* expert"

  • @dan4474
    @dan4474 7 років тому +1

    Here's the story of the game for anyone that didn't catch it:
    Anya: "Why are we here?"
    Stan: "Remember when your powers caused that disaster in New Orleans?"
    Anya: "Yeah?"
    Stan: "We're here so that you can use your powers freely."
    Anya: "...Oh. You mean, like, to control them, right?"
    Stan: "Anya..."

  • @DM-Raven
    @DM-Raven 10 років тому

    I like the runway spin he does when you get close, you can tell he has some pageant experience.

  • @jasperwest6570
    @jasperwest6570 10 років тому +10

    I always try to find something positive to say about a game he plays and uploads, but I am finding it very hard to find anything positive about this.

    • @DenzaMan
      @DenzaMan 10 років тому

      ***** Yeah, I heard about the workers dieing in the maze and my first thought was "this sounds like the base for an action adventure game, ala metroidvania or Legend of Zelda."

  • @zeemod1556
    @zeemod1556 10 років тому +3

    Is Microsoft Sam doing the voice of the man?

  • @RedstoneForge
    @RedstoneForge 10 років тому +1

    At 19:58, the apostrophe isn't properly formatted...

  • @Bearprom
    @Bearprom 10 років тому

    I think this is the first time i've ever seen an npc actually walk faster than the player character, so much so that the NPC has to stop and wait for you to catch up.

  • @jumpingfreak3
    @jumpingfreak3 10 років тому +1

    It really looks like they went ahead and skipped the QA stage of the project...

  • @ClaysLPs
    @ClaysLPs 10 років тому +2

    ignoring the crappy fonts, glitches, and shit, what do you guys honestly think about the graphics here? I dont think they are so bad...

    • @Blacknight8850
      @Blacknight8850 10 років тому

      Honestly it looks like someone started from scratch and built to the same point that turds like Slaughtering Grounds attained by just buying their assets off an online store, so a D+/C- for having put in at least a little effort as opposed to an F. Still, for a finished, £15 game the glitches, the poor animation quality and the horrible camera motion mean even if this game looked fantastic you'd barely be able to tell!

    • @ClaysLPs
      @ClaysLPs 10 років тому

      Fors Clavigera I can see that, but ignoring literally everything except visuals (ignore animations, everything, as if you were exploring the map through a dev engine) what would you think of it? It definitely looks way better than slaughtering grounds, lets be honest about that (at least this game has some sense of continuity).

    • @Blacknight8850
      @Blacknight8850 10 років тому

      ClaysLPs So literally just the textures and lighting? They look fine, mainly because on closer inspection they're taken straight from Unreal Engine 4, much like in A New Reckoning. I take back what I said about these guys having put in any effort - they're just using fancier assets than the other guys :P

    • @ClaysLPs
      @ClaysLPs 10 років тому +1

      Fors Clavigera Ah I see. I hope to be a game developer one day, and I had to make sure I was not completely out of tune with current graphical standards because I thought it looked fine.

    • @Blacknight8850
      @Blacknight8850 10 років тому

      ClaysLPs Fair enough. Good luck!

  • @chuchuchanson
    @chuchuchanson 10 років тому +1

    This was so incredible. I can't wait for the Vita port.

  • @MadMax052
    @MadMax052 10 років тому

    13:28 is my new ringtone

  • @Rhyas9
    @Rhyas9 10 років тому +1

    "Bwah! Bwah it's so scary bwah!"

  • @xshadowscreamx
    @xshadowscreamx 10 років тому

    The visual fidelity reminds me of playing on a CRT monitor at 400p.

  • @Story_Trail
    @Story_Trail 10 років тому

    Yikes, this is from the people behind Anna? That's really all I needed to know.

  • @thatvideogamesshow
    @thatvideogamesshow 10 років тому

    This game truly is haunting...

  • @HAZARDOUS88
    @HAZARDOUS88 10 років тому +2

    They really tried to cover up a lot of shit by putting motion-blur on everything.
    Oh shit, is that some papyrus font too? My 90's nostalgia-bone is hurting

  • @aidaniscool1000
    @aidaniscool1000 10 років тому

    The scariest ghost in this game is Atari's former glory...

  • @TheRogueEmpire
    @TheRogueEmpire 10 років тому +1

    atari still exists?

  • @evilemperordude
    @evilemperordude 8 років тому +5

    Who thought that font was acceptable for subtitles?

    • @Shimamon27
      @Shimamon27 7 років тому

      Well, if we could give credit for anything...
      Is that the subtitles, were readable!
      Mismatched in places, but...
      Readable!

  • @OctopusGrift
    @OctopusGrift 10 років тому

    Does he by any chance turn off the head bob at some point its making me feel a little bit queasy.

  • @Davbo37
    @Davbo37 10 років тому

    If anyone's interested in what's causing that see through walls glitch I've done a bit of graphics programming and all they've done is set the near plane of the viewing fustum too far away. Should have to edit one number in code to fix.

  • @MrMYWORLD231
    @MrMYWORLD231 10 років тому +1

    When watching trailers for this, I thought 'wow, you're alone, it's dark, why isn't this a alone in the dark game Atari? Now, it's pretty clear why.

  • @Kefkaesque13
    @Kefkaesque13 10 років тому +9

    Good Lord that forced exposition...

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 7 років тому +1

    Wait, this wasn't an indie game?
    With THAT voice acting by Mr Beard Guy, and the bad subtitles? "Lady's first"? It's "Ladies first."

  • @Saieras
    @Saieras 10 років тому

    Ever notice how when you move your head your brain corrects your perception so that your vision is stable and right side up? Dreampainters Software apparently hasn't noticed.

  • @revenile
    @revenile 10 років тому

    Anyone else first think when the hanging person showed up half-way through it was Jim making the noises to make fun of how bad this thing is?

  • @reconbravo104
    @reconbravo104 4 роки тому +1

    I think the shite voice acting distracted from it, but holy fuck that might be the worst dialogue I've ever heard. They don't even attempt to disguise the fact it's literally just exposition, do they?

  • @HeinrichKonig
    @HeinrichKonig 10 років тому +1

    Okay, there is *one* thing I quite like about this game. The concept of a house built from the remains of the most profane and diabolical sites on earth is pretty awesome, could carry some serious potential for a horror setting...
    *If only this game wasn't made by a bunch of lobotomised axolotls.*

  • @TollingBells
    @TollingBells 10 років тому

    So the weird background music kept changing so much that I looked for my MP3 player to see if I had left it on by accident.

  • @tomatodamashi
    @tomatodamashi 10 років тому +11

    From the company that brought us the E.T game that brought down the entire gaming industry, what do you expect?

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 10 років тому

      More or Less...?
      Nope, not on this universe.

    • @filmgeekstudios4393
      @filmgeekstudios4393 9 років тому

      I actually watched a documentary about that. Apparently et was a good game, just too difficult for players at that time, and it had nothing to do with the market crash.

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 9 років тому +2

      tomatodamashi Only the American games industry. The rest of the world didn't even know it happened. The European games industry chugged along nicely. And we know what Japan was up to.

    • @TacDyne
      @TacDyne 9 років тому +3

      tomatodamashi ET was used as the poster child for it all, but in reality it had nothing to do with the revolt against bad games here. People simply stopped buying games they day they were released due to all of the trash that had been published. Imagine if Steam Greenlight all of the sudden had some iota of quality control. That's pretty much what happened here, but that doesn't sound as dramatic as calling it a "crash".
      We are reaching that point again with all the garbage being spammed on Steam. In 20 years, Greenlight will be the poster child for the next revolt that is already underway. And that too will be called a crash, even though it isn't.
      The current Atari is actually Infogrames. They bought out Atari, then changed all of their stuff to say Atari by 2003. Of course, even though it is a different company using the same name, it is a French company. And as we all know, it's wrong to be French.

  • @Jun123
    @Jun123 7 років тому +1

    Hello you Houses of the Rising Bums Jim Sterling here ...

  • @saltyginger3481
    @saltyginger3481 10 років тому

    i think stan's voice actor literally phoned in his lines. like over a 30 year old rotary phone. and it was his first time even picking up the script.

  • @jacke7949
    @jacke7949 10 років тому

    That stalker thing looks like the tiny Deathclaw in Fallout 3

  • @DamnedEyez
    @DamnedEyez 10 років тому +1

    I loved the Atari 2600 Haunted House... There was a remake/'update' that Atari published a few years ago that wasn't too bad, but this appears to just be 'inspired by'. So far, the only things I see related are the title, and the black smudge on the wall around 9:23 reminds me of the character.

  • @shimblywimbles158
    @shimblywimbles158 8 років тому

    If you pause at 19:57, you can see the placeholder for the apostrophe in "you're". This must have been a rushed job, doesn't seem finished at all...

    • @phantomaniperv
      @phantomaniperv 7 років тому +1

      Even more ironic because of what it says.

    • @shimblywimbles158
      @shimblywimbles158 7 років тому +1

      I didn't see that, that line is basically the game in a nutshell

  • @BlackDragoonV7
    @BlackDragoonV7 10 років тому

    I don't get motion sick but wow every time you move it's beginning to make me feel ill and it hurts just to watch is it just me?

  • @MrMToomey
    @MrMToomey 10 років тому +1

    Nice exposition shotgun in the beginning.

  • @Nyarlathoteplol
    @Nyarlathoteplol 10 років тому +3

    This is Atari????? This looks like some freeware Source game made by a couple of teenagers.

  • @ParadoxicalIntention
    @ParadoxicalIntention 10 років тому

    I thought it was you making that monster noise Jim. I was wondering why you sounded like someone was strangling you momentarily. :U

  • @Nerdfightingdrwhoguy
    @Nerdfightingdrwhoguy 10 років тому

    I am unsure why this game thinks I don't know what a door looks like, so it helpfully tells me.

  • @Cadrid
    @Cadrid 10 років тому

    Companies are people now, right?
    Is there a corporate Kevorkian we can call to end Atari's suffering?