I read your comment JUST before it happened in the game, and I couldn't hear it as ANYTHING else. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! It was Terry Funk in "Road House!"
The official description on Steam is really doing God's work by making sure no one would ever want to buy this game. "Usual watchman in the office. What could be safer, but not so simple. Serenity violating a stranger who snuck into the office, you will learn what goals it pursues. The dead silence of the night office awaits you, chilling atmosphere and secrets that will reveal to you." "Recommendations: - Saved at the end of each level, possible departures from the game, but after re-loading all goes well - Use the numbers on the numpad" "The game is fully developed by one person."
Why do I get the feeling this one is going to end in a laughably inept "you were the demons" twist... I mean all that serial killer talk, the pills you keep taking, weird occurrences that could be hallucinations... I mean the alternative is that this all just makes no sense whatsoever and that couldn't possibly be the case...
I really liked that a keycard was needed to get into that "restroom" and the card was locked in a safe. Also, the computer screen has "1. Code For The Safe" on it...brilliant!
I like how the computers use screenshots that the dev obviously did on his own computer. Unless offices have started making Steam and Utorrent standard issue.
You don't understand, Jim! The door leading out into empty space isn't a sign of the developer's laziness, but a metaphor for how insignificant we are in the grand scheme of things, and that we're just specks on a spinning rock in the infinite depths of the universe. That, my friends, is the scariest thought of them all.
Ei’ríġ Proinsias Dammantaċ Ó Gamhna. If you're so afraid of spoilers, why are you even watching this video and reading the comments? And BTW, I didn't really spoil anything, so by all means, knock yourself out. I don't know what the real twist of the game is or if there even is one, since I've never played it nor do I have any intention to do so (as it seems like it's pretty terrible). I merely stated what I thought is happening (hence why I said "it seems") based on what is shown in this video (which, again, you shouldn't even be watching if you're worried about spoilers). I might be completely wrong.
7:35, that is a police sketch, which doesn't make sense. Police sketches are used when they don't have a photo of a suspect. If the guy escaped from a prison or mental asylum, they would have a photo of him to put in the news paper.
This game is absolutely absurd. The entire office has caffeine pills just scattered everywhere. The corpses are all accompanied by their autopsies, not to mention they're scattered everywhere as well. There's a guy having the best nut of his life and making sure EVERYONE in the office is aware that he is. Then, the whole damn office is in space!!! 10/10 Stone Cold Steve Austin reference. Would play again.
Jim has created a fantastic new game with these. It started on Stranded where I just imagined him completely roleplaying in the scenario; Jim actually just throwing his own oar out of the raft whilst trying to survive. And then now the image of Jim roaming an abandoned house and finding a strung up corpse and just getting excited over the note next to it. Actually imagining this is a Jim POV is surprisingly magical entertainment!
Been without stable internet for a few weeks, first thing I do after getting it back is watch this, a great way to return to the internet. I like how the game opens the locked doors a bit and then closes them. Like you open it then realise its supposed to be locked like a bad horror movie using sitcom sets. Also what is with poorly done horror and falling asleep mechanics lately? One Late Night Deadline did it as well. Similar name too, and from Jims problems about as stable in terms of crashing. Its weird.
How thoughtful of the killer to leave notes on the bodies containing the name, age, job and cause of death of the victims. Because you know, reasons. And of course the restroom card is kept inside a locked safe. Because you know, convenience.
I loved the doorway to the skybox. Just that anticipation that your game is SO scary and that zombie was just going to frighten the piss out of you so you wouldn't dare go back there in case he was still there and gonna getcha. But why even put a door there at all? Just leave it as wall?
It's what they do now when their game is so devoid of substance and actual gameplay that they couldn't possibly find a way to add other mechanics that are actually good.
13:35 I'm sure he 's only screaming when you're in the room to save his energy, not because the game's poorly made. I mean would you scream into an empty room?
So many shit "horror" games. 2015 will be the year that amateur game developers flog the dead horse, then flog it some more, then throw bricks at it, then piss and shit all over it and then flog it some more. I can just imagine hacks like Pewdiepie and Markiplier screaming their heads off playing this game.
*open lid on box* *stare into box* *squint eyes and frown* Hmmm. *tap chin a little* No, no i don't think there's anything in this box. i really really love that you accidentally solved the first puzzle without knowing you were supposed to do the puzzle, thus skipping the "go to head office" step. This game is atrocious. The writing is terrible, the lighting is horrid, the textures are absolute shit, the front half of that hanging body was entirely different than the back half! The bodies look like plastic lumps, everything's shiny, the building is not built in ANY logical sense at all. The screaming dude. That ending. Space, you went to space. Jfc this game.
7:00 In a way, I kinda respect when the shoutouts to gamers are subtle. One I really enjoyed one the Payday the heist shoutout, where the DJ of a certain stage in the game would give callouts to specific gamers by name. I forget what it was for though, sorry.
Why am I back on this video? Oh right, the absolute hilarity. And stupidity. The bit where the scream cuts out at the door was entertaining. I guess the game really makes you feel scitzo.
I consider everything that happened in America before 2016 as "the before times". Life was good. No plague, no violent insurrection, no riots........ I miss the before times.
First this seemed just like a semi hilarious bad mod, I cut the developers some slack thinking it was free, and then I realized it's 5$, and now I just have to laugh.
So, that zombie was a turn out of left field. Before that it seemed to be a game about a 2spoopy4u serial killer stalking you, then BAM zombie and a space door!
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e2qY8JtjJag/mqdefault.jpg)
That screaming guy sounds like he just figured out a piece of trivia that he's been trying to recall for a while.
*_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH_* now I remember! Why the hell am I voice acting for this bad game!?
I read your comment JUST before it happened in the game, and I couldn't hear it as ANYTHING else.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! It was Terry Funk in "Road House!"
The official description on Steam is really doing God's work by making sure no one would ever want to buy this game.
"Usual watchman in the office. What could be safer, but not so simple. Serenity violating a stranger who snuck into the office, you will learn what goals it pursues. The dead silence of the night office awaits you, chilling atmosphere and secrets that will reveal to you."
"Recommendations:
- Saved at the end of each level, possible departures from the game, but after re-loading all goes well
- Use the numbers on the numpad"
"The game is fully developed by one person."
Keith Ballard Night watchman in a spooky place?
Haven't heard that one before.
_glances at Scott Cawthon's work_
Sounds like ashens reading the description of a knock off toy
+Alex Haines glad im not the only one. I seriously read this with his voice in mind. xP
"I Steam crappy horror so do it the time when happen have it please!"
My brain just cannot parse that sentance
"... A group from the nineties, so that's good isn't it? I'm wearing a red sweater..."
Still one of my favorite intros from Jim.
This game can be completely summed up as:
Bang Bang Bang OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Jim's sudden imitation of the yell was the scariest thing in the whole video.
Why do I get the feeling this one is going to end in a laughably inept "you were the demons" twist... I mean all that serial killer talk, the pills you keep taking, weird occurrences that could be hallucinations...
I mean the alternative is that this all just makes no sense whatsoever and that couldn't possibly be the case...
I think you're right. If so, the zodiac signs as save points is a hilarious giveaway
"Is anything going to come of this?"
Well, somebody's got a new ringtone.
The office is in space. BEST twist ever :o
There was no toilet or sink in the restroom. Nice one game.
I really liked that a keycard was needed to get into that "restroom" and the card was locked in a safe. Also, the computer screen has "1. Code For The Safe" on it...brilliant!
Wow......they usually forget one or the other but BOTH?!?! THIS IS A RARE GEM
I like how the computers use screenshots that the dev obviously did on his own computer. Unless offices have started making Steam and Utorrent standard issue.
You don't understand, Jim! The door leading out into empty space isn't a sign of the developer's laziness, but a metaphor for how insignificant we are in the grand scheme of things, and that we're just specks on a spinning rock in the infinite depths of the universe. That, my friends, is the scariest thought of them all.
The guy near the end sounds like he's taking a massive dump ( at 13:26)
OOOOO- OOOOO- OOOOOOH
***** Pretty sure the two are not mutually exclusive.
Nightmare78hAlo Sounds more like vinegar strokes
***** You will have all of them.
***** I never said when. Just that you would.
How much you want to bet the "twist" of this game is your the killer.
Not much, since it seems blatantly obvious ;)
Martin Fiala Thanks for spoiling this game for me. Won't be playing it now. Thanks.
Ei’ríġ Proinsias Dammantaċ Ó Gamhna. If you're so afraid of spoilers, why are you even watching this video and reading the comments?
And BTW, I didn't really spoil anything, so by all means, knock yourself out. I don't know what the real twist of the game is or if there even is one, since I've never played it nor do I have any intention to do so (as it seems like it's pretty terrible). I merely stated what I thought is happening (hence why I said "it seems") based on what is shown in this video (which, again, you shouldn't even be watching if you're worried about spoilers). I might be completely wrong.
Martin Fiala
Well, why though?
Why what?
The scream at 13:28 sounds like me finally figuring out a Silent Hill puzzle.
I know that's how I sounded while playing that........screaming at the screen OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! And banging my mouse
"OOOOOOH"
.............OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
I think that wailing guy at the end had been locked in that room, forced to work on the sequel to this game.
7:35, that is a police sketch, which doesn't make sense. Police sketches are used when they don't have a photo of a suspect. If the guy escaped from a prison or mental asylum, they would have a photo of him to put in the news paper.
This game is absolutely absurd.
The entire office has caffeine pills just scattered everywhere.
The corpses are all accompanied by their autopsies, not to mention they're scattered everywhere as well.
There's a guy having the best nut of his life and making sure EVERYONE in the office is aware that he is.
Then, the whole damn office is in space!!!
10/10 Stone Cold Steve Austin reference.
Would play again.
why couldn't the exploding guy from serious sam get through that door
Because then it would be a good game
*kool aid man
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
There's no time.
Nah it sounds more like a guy trying to take a big shit.
M People were great!
Got that song stuck in my head now. Thanks Jim!
Jim has created a fantastic new game with these. It started on Stranded where I just imagined him completely roleplaying in the scenario; Jim actually just throwing his own oar out of the raft whilst trying to survive. And then now the image of Jim roaming an abandoned house and finding a strung up corpse and just getting excited over the note next to it.
Actually imagining this is a Jim POV is surprisingly magical entertainment!
Been without stable internet for a few weeks, first thing I do after getting it back is watch this, a great way to return to the internet.
I like how the game opens the locked doors a bit and then closes them. Like you open it then realise its supposed to be locked like a bad horror movie using sitcom sets.
Also what is with poorly done horror and falling asleep mechanics lately? One Late Night Deadline did it as well. Similar name too, and from Jims problems about as stable in terms of crashing.
Its weird.
How thoughtful of the killer to leave notes on the bodies containing the name, age, job and cause of death of the victims. Because you know, reasons. And of course the restroom card is kept inside a locked safe. Because you know, convenience.
That dude is *POUNDING IT* behind that door!
I'm calling the twist now: you're the killer and that's why the sybmols are save points.
I loved the doorway to the skybox. Just that anticipation that your game is SO scary and that zombie was just going to frighten the piss out of you so you wouldn't dare go back there in case he was still there and gonna getcha.
But why even put a door there at all? Just leave it as wall?
Wow, interesting, a lot of the dead "bodies" are models ripped straight from Left 4 Dead. That is amazing
Providing the Heather Small references that others just won't. Good man Jim. Fight the good fight!
What's with this "tired" mechanic all of a sudden?
The game is so bad, even the protagonist feels like blacking out
What, you mean to say that you don't take pills every few minutes to stay awake? I thought everyone did that!
Mulberry D.
Another question is why there are so many bottles of bills just laying around in that work place? Are all of them on drugs or something?
It's what they do now when their game is so devoid of substance and actual gameplay that they couldn't possibly find a way to add other mechanics that are actually good.
It's like a pirate just constantly stubbing his toe
13:35 I'm sure he 's only screaming when you're in the room to save his energy, not because the game's poorly made. I mean would you scream into an empty room?
So many shit "horror" games.
2015 will be the year that amateur game developers flog the dead horse, then flog it some more, then throw bricks at it, then piss and shit all over it and then flog it some more.
I can just imagine hacks like Pewdiepie and Markiplier screaming their heads off playing this game.
Glad I watched this before it was taken down by angry devs
I hope they do so Jim can tear them apart in another video.
You are goddam right!
Über eXe Whats one sided about it?
'Angry Devs' sounds like a good game.
Props to the 90s music references. Most entertaining.
The gleefull joy playing with the scxream sound.....
Jims voice at the end scared me more than anything else in this game.
I like your voice and with that accent you just tallking is entertaining lol
"I heard Steam didn't enough crappy horror games."
GUD GRAMUR JIM!
less than three you.
yeah i thought that, then watched the video - likely Jim is parodying the grammar in the game, or not.
AuralVirus Dunno, maybe, either way I was just Joshing around, no harm done.... I hope.
Calm down it's just a missing . Jim will it later and every will alright.
***** lol
***** I was disappointed the grammar the game not good if had been might have good game
perhaps not
2 spooky Jim. Way 2 spooky.
Nightmares for eternity.
I saw that shitty Zodiac movie and I don't remember the part with the guy banging on the door shouting 'WoooOOOOOOHHH!!!'
Grabbin' Pills
"I know one thing, I'm grabbin pills!"
Clearly this takes place in a Bed, Bath and Beyond office. Because of that door that leads to the beyond....
normal maps look inverted in this masterpiece
I'm thinking developers are making games like this bad on purpose just to make people suffer.
the first ten seconds and i've favourited this video. jim sterling best sterling
That manager on 12:30 is stolen from Left 4 Dead! It's a dead girl lying on the bed in the apartmens of No Mercy.
"Zero for thing."
I'm going to use that.
A zombie and then a door that leads to outer space? Okay, I'm done. It's not even the end of January for this to be happening.
So, I imagine that one door was meant to be a take on a sanity meter. Hell, that's what I thought when he opened the door to 'SPAAACE!'
The corkboard with papers on it at 7:45 is literally straight out of Half Life 2 in Kleiners Lab.
Suffocation?
Then why is there so much blood?
Reminds me of the "Houston We Have A Problem" game that Jim played as well.
(Pounding on the door) MOTHER, DO YOU WANNA BANG HEADS WITH ME!
Died laughing as soon as you went to space...haha. great ending!
Jim Ross: "STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD IS HERE!!! OH MAH GAWD!"
*open lid on box*
*stare into box*
*squint eyes and frown*
Hmmm.
*tap chin a little*
No, no i don't think there's anything in this box.
i really really love that you accidentally solved the first puzzle without knowing you were supposed to do the puzzle, thus skipping the "go to head office" step.
This game is atrocious. The writing is terrible, the lighting is horrid, the textures are absolute shit, the front half of that hanging body was entirely different than the back half! The bodies look like plastic lumps, everything's shiny, the building is not built in ANY logical sense at all. The screaming dude. That ending. Space, you went to space.
Jfc this game.
geez when I saw the new video description, I thought *I* was on pills for a second
That dead security guard around the 9:00 mark, I swear that's a model from Left 4 Dead.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH...
So much space. Need to see it all!
7:00
In a way, I kinda respect when the shoutouts to gamers are subtle. One I really enjoyed one the Payday the heist shoutout, where the DJ of a certain stage in the game would give callouts to specific gamers by name. I forget what it was for though, sorry.
Best intro ever, 10/10, bravo.
Why am I back on this video? Oh right, the absolute hilarity. And stupidity.
The bit where the scream cuts out at the door was entertaining. I guess the game really makes you feel scitzo.
when i saw the title of this vid, M people was exactly what popped into my head, the singers voice gives me the impression she'd eat any man alive
*knock knock knock*
OHHHHHHHHHHH
I like how in the end the game turns into Elite
"and this door leads to... out space." God I hate that
I consider everything that happened in America before 2016 as "the before times". Life was good. No plague, no violent insurrection, no riots........ I miss the before times.
13:27
Oh God I can't fucking stop laughing!
Plot Twist: You're the Zodiac Killer. Seriously, this seems like the sort of game that would just do that.
Eventually , triggering that sound effect will get boring and you'll be compelled to attend to it ...eventually.
I'm going to assume the door glitch was a deliberate Ace Ventura reference.
xD i've never laughed so histericaly at video game! Jesus what was that screaming near end ? xD
This game is actually a remake of To the Moon, the keycards you were collecting are used to build a rocket so you can fly into outer space.
First this seemed just like a semi hilarious bad mod, I cut the developers some slack thinking it was free, and then I realized it's 5$, and now I just have to laugh.
The board on the wall at 7:50 is straight out of HL2
Giant Dad That's not the only asset to be stolen.
"Is the guy trying to f the desk behind this panel!!" priceless
I don't know what the problem is. Its teaching you valuable lessons like 'don't go to space without a space-suit'.
Wow. That was pure horror. Do you know what is pure horror, too? To conclude Alone in the Dark! That would be fun!.. Well, for us.
Finally an easy way out in a horror game~
Jim Sterling couldn't remember the name of 'The Forgotten Ones'. At least that game's title describes it perfectly.
Can't resists a good desk...
So... The Zodiac inexplicably can create zombies to protect his outerspace gateway. I guess that explains why he was never caught. =p
So, that zombie was a turn out of left field. Before that it seemed to be a game about a 2spoopy4u serial killer stalking you, then BAM zombie and a space door!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking amphetamines!
19:45 PM? If you're going with 24-hour time, you don't need AM/PM.
That screaming door.
At this rate of playing shitty horrors, you'll be more popular than Felix Kjelberg.
that was a joke. he isn't going to go: HOW'S IT GOING YOU SEXY PEOPLE, welcome to Slundermayun.
Joke ends
Game Bros.
HI EVERYBODY WELCOME TO CARTMAN BRAH!
M People! That song didn't make it to the US, but Movin did! Glad you know of the eurodance ^_^
Gotta hand it to yer Jim, you've got a good eye for crap games. The games I get from Steam tend to be really good.
This isn't a desc. It's Table-kun from Code Geass
I watched that anime, pretty good. But who the fuck is Table-kun?
***** I seriously need to rewatch that show then, no clue what you're talking about but it intrigues me.
Serana search "code geass table kun" there is a Girl more or less "using" a table in a "Special" way
Just looked that up. idk how I missed that scene when I watched the series a while back Weird @_@
runningwild09 I was just about to type that. Like wtf, right?
I saw ProJared's [attempted] play of this and became intrigued. What is this game? *Why* is this game?
I swear, I think those dead body props are ripped straight out of Left 4 Dead.
Not only does the serial killer have super ninja stealth killing abilities he can also create zombies!
I Steam crappy horror so do it the time when happen have it please!
Those screams that loops 13:28 remind me of the Turkish film of some woman shooting a guy in slow motion and they added looping scream.
You gotta hand it to them, it seems to have much more effort than many asset flips you when through on squirt plays
Bump mapping. Bump mapping everywhere.
@7:00 Oh shit, that one with the black and white suit, is that supposed to be Sinuyan's old avatar?!