Bert saying he is “jacked as fuck right now” while simultaneously looking 9 months pregnant, can barely breathe, sounding like he’s choking on his tongue, and can’t fit in a 2x shirt is wiiiillllldddddd😂😂😂
Hey hey hey now hold up a min, everyone knows there is physicality jacked and mentally jacked and Bert is the mentally kind... well I think thats what he meant. Then again Bert is usually partying his balls off so he prob does think he's actually buff. My bad ur prob right.
Hahahaha when riff said hes going to block his number I almost choked on my steak from bursting out so bad and with Bradley spitting out his drink it made it worse haha awesome episode!!!
riffs message to vince macmahon was literal perfection. someone needs to edit that 20 second clip at47:53 to look like its in a hallway at the arena of a 90s wrestling match. tell me it wouldn't be flawless.
Riff ain't having any of Burt's vegan shit food lol. I love it. I think this is the first podcast I've ever left a comment on. Great podcast guys !! edit: Riff apparently really liked it. Nice.
The support system you guys provide is awesome. Yea people can make you get sober for an amount of time, but flipping that switch to decide for yourself you dont want it anymore is the hardest part of being sober. I wish i had a place like this. Went to jail unfortunately. But ive been sober since june 15th 2016. Love what you guys do
I love Bert, I really enjoy Bradley's content as of recent, and I fuck with Riff Raff the long way. I went to his concert at the warehouse live in HTX like 8-9 years ago. He didn't come out until like 11:30pm, the whole crowd was faded, drunk, smoking like crazy, when he came out, all I remember is him saying, I just bought myself a bat-mobile!" And we were anticipating him so much, we all exploded with energy! I saw everyone dancing and just, it was nuts he really had the place going fucking wild. I saw thugs, punks ravers, models, like the crowd was so cool! Pretty sure I saw his bodyguard checkin fools nasty off the stage, there was ZERO chance you were touching Riff. After the show I went tagging downtown, got caught by the police and went to jail wasted. Bonded out the next day and went straight to work, true story.
@@jordanmercier3616t’s not about the enchiladas. It’s about watching the Bert lick his fingers every 5 seconds then having to eat that. Bert’s not the best cook either. He slathered a gallon of mayonnaise on top of a fish and tried feeding it to Tim Dillion and Whitney Cummings
@@jordanmercier3616 Riff knows how to cook! The way he explained how to cook, shows he knows how to cook! Frying a tortilla in a skillet, in sauce is how they do it in México! Also, vegan food is about textures. Any type of food, just thrown/mixed together is not going to be too good. A few bites an it gets bad!
He lies he made that story off that show and that’s why the subject was changed so fast, it’s literally impossible for him to not know midnight gospel Also Bert has been known to fake/embellish his stories a lot
This is amazing. I go to the gym six days a week. I watch Bradley all the time I watch Burt and Tom Segura all the time. Then you throw in Jody highroller all that’s missing is Theo Von you get the best group in the world right here.
@riffraff absolutely love this video , you , the machine and butterscotch Bradley !!! You 3 have to make another video like this ! You guys are amazing . Great job Bert
Perfect episode! Love all of you guy's! Genuine real friendships are worth more than gold. Hope you guys make some crazy shit happen after this meet! Ur all great creative personalities and im down for the Burley Boys Viral Moments!
Riff Raff knowing that you cook tortillas on the stove even before you bake them, especially when making these kinds of foods, always cook your tortillas people
I fucking love riff raff. He’s polite, articulate and seems like such a genuine guy for being the Peach Panther Pierrot. And I’ve always likes brad too, didn’t mention Steve will do it tho. Love Steve!
Frying the tortilla a bit before rolling. You do this because tortillas be so dry especially corn tortillas that if you try rolling it straight out the bag they’ll crack when you try rolling them. So you warm them up in oil makes them more flexible and yes also give tortillas moisture. After that I usually dip the tortilla in the sauce, fill then roll. Sauce and cheese on top!
It was funny seeing Riff squirming as his OCD kicked in. Riff is the type of dude who does things (esp when it comes to food) in in a very particular "The Riff" way.
He was trynna get him to fry them first 🤣🤣 like what you do is fry some corn tortillas and then start rolling them, don’t overcook them just loosen em up. If they were flour then you don’t have to. I’m Hispanic and I was seeing what he was saying lol I was dying 🤣🤣
This is the funniest conversion of ppl I fuck with in totally different spheres of life and it was so awesomely awkward I wouldn't change a thing. A Trifecta from the gods
It’s true. He’s running off just a couple brain cells. Just looking at his eyes you can see how insecure he is. Unfortunately a lot of those guys attribute their muscles to their personality.
Brad couldve talked more he just let riff do most the talking. He's perfectly fine without talking I think. He gave the hint that he was litty in this too probabaly crossfaded
Riff raff almost forgot he was doing an interview “ me and my boy jjjjjackson, we started crackin open….. uhh. Six packs of Budweiser “ Also Riff Raff: Damn son we almost snitched on ourselves jjjackson
1st Harley i built used House of Kolor ,Blurple 3 stages $1200 paint job , 5 grrand in today market , looked black at times blue n purlpe, bad as chooper , iPoweder coated the frame man i loved that whip , totaled replace with a bad ass 67 pan shovel .
If you had Theo von with riff raff this would’ve been your #1 episode
💯
Gang gang riff and the rat
Who gives af
Thought that was theo
Riff is Theo from the future..
It’s nice to see Brad hanging with guys his own age
Brad is Bert's drug guy
😊 follow h no
Brad is 20 years younger than bert lol.
Brads like 31 bro. Lol
On god
Bradley is sitting there the whole time thinking “is this guy being serious”
Yo right?! 😂 When Bert said he is jacked omfg, his stomach is a foot away from his chest... 😂😂😂
Poor Brad 😂
@@TheogvineofthedeadTIMESTAMP?
5:18
riff is saying so many funny jokes that are just going over their heads🤣
Mark Cuban invented the Rubix cube lol nobody laughed..
Dudes been a comedian!
Say what you want about RiffRaff but the dude is genuine, funny, and quick asf with his stuff lmao.
I think that’s the general consensus. Never seen bad comments about him.
And he likes the drugs lol
Bert, I say this with love. That shirt line is starting to rise dangerously high above that belt line. Crop top high.
One of the best parts is always the guest afraid of Bert's cooking 😂
Had to put my dog down this morning and I just got done sobbing and I turn my phone on and UA-cam greets me with this treat… thank you Berty boy.
Dunno y i saw that but fuck me im sorry ... i did 11 mnths ago
Sorry for your loss, homie. It's never easy losing a dog.
I’m so sorry, they’re with you in spirit ❤
@@pchill82 thanks man appreciate the words means a lot.
@@Grinchillah thank you, I really appreciate the words. ❤️
Riff had a great point about frying the tortilla first 😅
Yup
Riff lowkey being serious with the “SoOoOoO… are u sayin you boutta go in your sock or no” 😂💀💀
Foreal 😄
I just came in here to see if any one else caught that
@@robinsonmonteon I knew I wasnt the only one 😂
He was so bummed😂
@@robinsonmonteonsame here he was dead ass
bert describing SLEEP PARALYSIS as lucid dreaming is crazy..
Thinking the same
how tf does bert not know about midnight gospel? that is duncan's masterpiece.
Bert only knows Bert
He would’ve if he mentioned Duncan but I doubt Bradley knows who that is
Cuz he's a drunk and drunks don't have the attention span to pay attention to anything
@@TsuFox1Ah yes one of the most successful comedians of all time is just a drunk that pays attention to nothing. Makes a lot of sense. Moron.
@@TsuFox1That’s not true at all, I’ve seen midnight express like 3 times, it was a great movie. The best.
This is a trio I never knew I needed. I could watch these guys on a travel style show for 30 seasons.
Same bro
RIiff Raff & Lil Debbie -Squirt.
I still bump that now & then ! 👌
"Everything
Black & White,
Type-Writer..."
I love how Jody Highroller wanted to take over Bert’s cooking. Didn’t see that coming
Bert saying he is “jacked as fuck right now” while simultaneously looking 9 months pregnant, can barely breathe, sounding like he’s choking on his tongue, and can’t fit in a 2x shirt is wiiiillllldddddd😂😂😂
Lmao
But the same guy tought everbody wanted to fuck him, not surprised! Lmao
🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 yoooooooo
It’s like he has reverse body dysmorphia
he's like Jack Black in Shallow Hal but attracted to himself
Bert saying "im jacked as fuck right now" he really is delusional sometimes. 😂😂
TIMESTAMP?
@@drakeandjosh0075:18 dummy. You got a timestamp on another comment you asked a timestamp for as well
Hey hey hey now hold up a min, everyone knows there is physicality jacked and mentally jacked and Bert is the mentally kind... well I think thats what he meant. Then again Bert is usually partying his balls off so he prob does think he's actually buff. My bad ur prob right.
Lmao he's on drugs not jacked as in working out for real world benefits.
ur a bully
Did Bert really say Tito’s and soda is his “specialty “cocktail ?
Without lime...
It’s the Bert special
*Favorite
Finally got that sponsorship to say it again 🎉🎉
I think it's because he wanted to be a Sorority Girl.
Hahahaha when riff said hes going to block his number I almost choked on my steak from bursting out so bad and with Bradley spitting out his drink it made it worse haha awesome episode!!!
Bert being friends with Duncan but not knowing what "Midnight Gospel" is...priceless
Insane
Hahaha i had the same thought
I heard Bradley Martyn even showers with his hat on LMAO
That hairline is wardust
Idk why he doesn't shave it does he not remember the god of war video he did?
Heating up the tortillas in oil was the move. Riff Raff was right!
riffs message to vince macmahon was literal perfection. someone needs to edit that 20 second clip at47:53 to look like its in a hallway at the arena of a 90s wrestling match. tell me it wouldn't be flawless.
Riff ain't having any of Burt's vegan shit food lol. I love it.
I think this is the first podcast I've ever left a comment on. Great podcast guys !!
edit: Riff apparently really liked it. Nice.
I peed a little after reading this.. thank you for that bro.
No he didn’t
Me wishing i could fall threw the ceiling to tell them, ITS DUNCAN!!!!! DUNCAN DOES MIDNIGHT GOSPEL!!!!!!!
👏🏽👏🏽
How in the world did Riff Raff make me laugh more in 50 minutes, than Bert has in years?
Riff is one of the funniest dudes I've ever met. Hung out with him quite a few times and never laughed so much in my life 😂
Bert's not funny Bert's is trying so hard to be funny riff is just genuinely being himself a funny person
Everything I tell is real except smoking pcp with Tracy Morgan
probably bc u have no sense of humor
@@ianhauschild8938 You're right, Bert only sells out 10,000 plus seat arena's during his comedy tour because he's not funny.....clown.
What an unexpected fabulously funny combo, "The Burley Boys" in da house 😂 Love it!!!!
I never thought I'd see Riff and Bradly in the same room ever. 2023 has been the year of unexpected lovely collabs. I love seeing worlds collide!
They need to do avideo of them working out together. Maybe compete doing some circuits
The support system you guys provide is awesome. Yea people can make you get sober for an amount of time, but flipping that switch to decide for yourself you dont want it anymore is the hardest part of being sober. I wish i had a place like this. Went to jail unfortunately. But ive been sober since june 15th 2016. Love what you guys do
I love Bert, I really enjoy Bradley's content as of recent, and I fuck with Riff Raff the long way. I went to his concert at the warehouse live in HTX like 8-9 years ago. He didn't come out until like 11:30pm, the whole crowd was faded, drunk, smoking like crazy, when he came out, all I remember is him saying, I just bought myself a bat-mobile!" And we were anticipating him so much, we all exploded with energy! I saw everyone dancing and just, it was nuts he really had the place going fucking wild. I saw thugs, punks ravers, models, like the crowd was so cool! Pretty sure I saw his bodyguard checkin fools nasty off the stage, there was ZERO chance you were touching Riff. After the show I went tagging downtown, got caught by the police and went to jail wasted. Bonded out the next day and went straight to work, true story.
Honestly impressive how good bert is at cooking while simultaneously asking good questions. Gotta give it up to him for that
Never would of guessed this guest set up, feels like Brad, riff raff, and bert together on somethings burning is a fever dream I've had lmfao 😂
Brad must be so happy to meet his fitness hero Bert. Being the smallest and youngest one there must have been a lot for him
While Bert was plating the food, they both looked like they were about to puke 😂
Haha
Lmao enchiladas are amazing, Riff Raff knows nothing about cooking lmao, trying to act like he's a chef.
@@jordanmercier3616t’s not about the enchiladas. It’s about watching the Bert lick his fingers every 5 seconds then having to eat that.
Bert’s not the best cook either. He slathered a gallon of mayonnaise on top of a fish and tried feeding it to Tim Dillion and Whitney Cummings
@@jordanmercier3616 Riff knows how to cook! The way he explained how to cook, shows he knows how to cook! Frying a tortilla in a skillet, in sauce is how they do it in México!
Also, vegan food is about textures. Any type of food, just thrown/mixed together is not going to be too good. A few bites an it gets bad!
I never know what to expect with these and I love it🤣. The guests face during Bert’s cringe is hilarious
I remember Riff Raff on From G's To Gents.
that's how he got famous he was MTV Riff Raff bc he had that MTV tattoo
Oh 💩 this is the trio we didn’t know we needed but we definitely needed! I can’t wait to watch this! Wooooo! 🔥 💨
They need to do avideo of them working out together. Maybe compete doing some circuits
Something about this is hilarious maybe the choice of people , maybe the food , maybe the conversations idk but it’s gold 😂😂😂
I actually love seeing brad with these guys, he also keeps convos going good.
Didn’t expect this episode to slap so hard, love seeing Brad out there
The fact that Bert can cook while staying happy makes him really impressive.
You’re the man Bert!
How the hell has Bert not seen midnight gospel. It’s literally Duncan Trussels show on Netflix. I don’t understand.
ikr lmao
He lies he made that story off that show and that’s why the subject was changed so fast, it’s literally impossible for him to not know midnight gospel Also Bert has been known to fake/embellish his stories a lot
I hope he reads this and watches it with his daughters
he has, he was probably blacked out.
This is amazing. I go to the gym six days a week. I watch Bradley all the time I watch Burt and Tom Segura all the time. Then you throw in Jody highroller all that’s missing is Theo Von you get the best group in the world right here.
Bert you’ve definitely had to have heard of Midnight Gospel. It’s the cartoon and I’m pretty sure it’s based on Duncan Trussell’s podcast.
@riffraff absolutely love this video , you , the machine and butterscotch Bradley !!! You 3 have to make another video like this ! You guys are amazing . Great job Bert
Riff Raff looks like a motorcross rider that’s also a rapper coming from a rave in Japan.
😂
I completely respect and admire you Bert. Thank you for being you.
I'd never call riff raff outright insane but he did move 3 huskies with him to Florida
2 huskies n a Shiba.
@@jordanmercier3616 thas right
Perfect episode! Love all of you guy's! Genuine real friendships are worth more than gold. Hope you guys make some crazy shit happen after this meet! Ur all great creative personalities and im down for the Burley Boys Viral Moments!
I am ready to see an episode of The Machine and Butterscotch Bradley at Zoo Culture putting in that work
It’s not bad is what every cook loves to hear 😂😂
I feel like riff raff lost 10 years off of his life watching Bert cook
Riff Raff knowing that you cook tortillas on the stove even before you bake them, especially when making these kinds of foods, always cook your tortillas people
Brad is lightweight, he’s drunk trying to keep it together 😂😂❤. I love that he’s w men his own age.
Whoa. This is a collab I didn't know I wanted nor expected!
I feel like riff raff is actually just Theo von playing a character
nah riff raff is the real og they all want to imitate. jody is a pure as they get
i learned more about riff and bradley in 1 ep that i ever learned about tom in the 100+ podcasts ive watched. they got to talk A LOT.
Bert's wild lol. I haven't smoked ganj in a month now after smoking everyday for several years, and the dreams I've been having are off the wall,
that is EXACTLY why i havent stopped hahaha. I hate dreaming like that.
@@brandoncausey645 i get 4 hours of sleep and 1000 nightmares and cold sweats when i dont smoke..
That’s just a transition when getting off THC. The dreams will stop
I get vivid dreams all the time and I smoke
@@brandoncausey645 had to start again it was so bad lasted like a month or two
Should of had theo and riff raff. Classic combo
Hard agree
They came from Brad's pod RiFF invited him
Burley boys forever
I fucking love riff raff. He’s polite, articulate and seems like such a genuine guy for being the Peach Panther Pierrot. And I’ve always likes brad too, didn’t mention Steve will do it tho. Love Steve!
Bert completely confused sleep paralysis and lucid dreaming 😂 7:00
Frying the tortilla a bit before rolling. You do this because tortillas be so dry especially corn tortillas that if you try rolling it straight out the bag they’ll crack when you try rolling them. So you warm them up in oil makes them more flexible and yes also give tortillas moisture. After that I usually dip the tortilla in the sauce, fill then roll. Sauce and cheese on top!
DAMN RIFF RAFF LET THAT BOY COOK!!😂😂😂
WEIRRRRD, BUT what a hilarious ep. I'm going to go to Paris. LOL THE MOST OUT OF TOUCH, RICH GUY THING TO SAY! lol
I don’t know exactly why I like riff raff .. but I do
Butterscotch Bradley is so fuckin funny😂🤣😂🤣
This was like dipping oreos in salsa and washing it down with carrot juice
@@kidsontheblock2680not really picky that’s a ver specific and unpopular dish
The look on their faces, when Brent said” I’m jacked as fuck” lol he is forever delusional I love it
"Im a real big dog guy."
Brandt "dog fucker" Chrysler
RiFF RAFF iS A LEGEND !!
Look at Bert playing Rogan, it’s cute. 😊
I love Riff Raff so much, awesome episode!
Riff knows how to cook and bert just shinned him like he was a dummy
It was funny seeing Riff squirming as his OCD kicked in. Riff is the type of dude who does things (esp when it comes to food) in in a very particular "The Riff" way.
Ya. It was good to see him ease out of it. Awesome show
Lmao he has no idea what he's talking about. He was making Enchiladas they literally cook in a sauce, they can't be dry.
He was trynna get him to fry them first 🤣🤣 like what you do is fry some corn tortillas and then start rolling them, don’t overcook them just loosen em up. If they were flour then you don’t have to. I’m Hispanic and I was seeing what he was saying lol I was dying 🤣🤣
@@lilchamp325stunna yeah those corn tortillas rip mad easy. The way Bart *"rolled"* those tortillas drove me crazy too hahaha
This is the funniest conversion of ppl I fuck with in totally different spheres of life and it was so awesomely awkward I wouldn't change a thing. A Trifecta from the gods
Greatest guests ever!!!! I love all three of you guys and follow all of you guys! It’s like the Brady bunch of UA-cam 😂
Brad is kind of a dry person, not an insult. It’s probably hard to show out with riff raff and bart
It was riffraff. Brad alone i think woulda been 100 times more talkative
@@mickmarty2082hell yeah riff raff fills up a room lol
It’s true. He’s running off just a couple brain cells. Just looking at his eyes you can see how insecure he is. Unfortunately a lot of those guys attribute their muscles to their personality.
Brad couldve talked more he just let riff do most the talking. He's perfectly fine without talking I think. He gave the hint that he was litty in this too probabaly crossfaded
he’s high af
This is how you make friends right here
Riff raff almost forgot he was doing an interview “ me and my boy jjjjjackson, we started crackin open….. uhh. Six packs of Budweiser “
Also Riff Raff: Damn son we almost snitched on ourselves jjjackson
Brad's highlight of the podcast was them talking about him winning a street fight..absolutely thrilling for him.
Riff Raff is more funny than 90% of comedians
It's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Riff is a comedian 😂😂😂
“This is going to sound crazy… but I never ate fruit when I was a kid” lol. Love this guy.
Great episode. Would like to hear more from Bradley Martyn.
Great video I love it so much. You guys are awesome and this is the best thing I’ve ever seen makes me so happy I
What a trio can we get these guys on some podcast with bert and Tom please . Bradley Martin guest bear ??????
26 mins in Bert finally drops the ball on why these 2 are actually here. Business purposal.
Riff raff is the spicy version of Theo Von 🤣🤣 they were twins separated from birth
I'm always happy when the guests love the food
I hope that was sarcasm lol
Million Dollar Mullet in full effect
Neon Kingkong and Butterscotch Bradley 38:37
Im so glad Bert is opening up so we could get to know him better.
Bert thinking a few seconds
Riff raff concerned “what you doing in there”
😂😂😂😂😂
1st Harley i built used House of Kolor ,Blurple 3 stages $1200 paint job , 5 grrand in today market , looked black at times blue n purlpe, bad as chooper , iPoweder coated the frame man i loved that whip , totaled replace with a bad ass 67 pan shovel .
I knew Bradley was getting his coke from somewhere good with all of his repeat customers.
Yo. This was awesome guys
What a combo 🙌🏻🙌🏻
Viva La Burly Boi’s
So glad BRADS connected with the machine!!! He needs a hand ✋️ Brad!!! Let's transform the machine bro!!! 😂😂😂❤❤❤😂😂😂❤❤❤😂😂😂
Burley Boyz 🥂
Yo Bert is so delusional... He said he's jacked while his belly is a foot from his chest 😂
Bert is also a comedian, that joke flew over Bradley’s head😂😂
Riff is a star