Oh Twitter, oh Twitter, oh Twitter!

A well known song by Gilbert & Sullivan and 45 collided in my brain, and this satire was dragged out from the resulting collision.
It is not fair to inflict my singing voice on the rest of the world, so I have provided the lyrics and a synthetic voice for you to patch the two together. Created in Sibelius6 and iMovie (the new iMovie is ghastly, I have to find something better).