And when in Russia, where Russian accents wouldn't work,... Just say in Russian 'I'm the machine!!" Legend has it 'the machine' still roams to this day.
its wierd because caleb had always been a hideous name so i dont know why parents started using it even more. And its so true, there are commonalities between pretty much every caleb ive met. In early 2000s, every caleb was emo, and it has just evolved and morphed from there lol
Accent is close, but it is probably based on American perception of Russian accent or on GTA 4, but in that game the main character was a Serbian, not a Russian :)
Some guy: *asks for help* Russian tourist: *trying his best to slowly speak english cause he doesn't want to make any mistakes and he realy want to help* Some guy: *terrified scream, running away* Russian guy: Ну я ведь пытался... :(
I'll never get a tattoo. I wanted one for the longest time , but after seeing everyone with them. I don't want one anymore. No tattoo is the old tattoo.
Guy in his sixties with faded spider web tattoo on his elbow? Not a hipster. Stay away. If he has two stars on his chest, then you don't need the Russian accent to know he wasn't just a nu-metal fan...
No they didnt the only country where tattoo was supposed to mean badass is white america. Historically tattoos have meaning in different cultures and white americans just assume everything different is scary and they take it and try to make it look cool while losing the original meaning. In america the tattoo became associated with criminals. Thats ridiculous and johns comment just proves my point. Jut a bunch of fear mongering.
The russian accent bit made me remember that one time when I was walking to training at night in a weird neighborhood and I'm a girl, I felt unsafe so I hid my hair under my hood and tried to make the most man-looking walk...
Yeah but it hits different when you’re racing down side streets in a modded Dodge Dart with a 5th of vodka in you after trying to find a 24 hour pizza place and forgetting one of you doesn’t have pants on
@@strangerinthealps5874 yep, just shows how young people don't know about the old school, traditional tattoos. Those old bulldogs, snakes, eagles and panthers meant the guy probably served overseas
I'm from Australia and I went paintballing for a work party one year. There were 4 travelling Russian dudes there that day, each over 6 foot and with biceps bigger than my head. They were military guys to top it all off, so we didn't come close to winning a single match all day. You'd literally be walking quietly trying to stay hidden, and a paintball would just hit you out of no where, you'd never get line of sight on them
Holy Cow for years I have been saying the same thing if your arms are thin do not put tattoos on them and if your neck is not thick do not put tattoos on. You used to have to fight wars, cross the equator NOW just fight the traffic and parking at LB Tattoo. BRILLIANT what he says We are not afraid of young people with tattoos we make fun of them but old guys we look twice and are wary.
Russians and Sicilians. My ex-fiance and I are 1st gen from both locations. The fact that it didn't work out is probably a blessing upon the world. That kid would have been fear incarnate. We joked about that too.
Hes not a member of the legion of skanks, although he is on it several times. He is on the bonfire with big Jay oakerson who is one of the legion of skanks. Both are hilarious.
My boyfriend is from Russia, funny enough his family are some of the sweetest people I've ever met. They are super innovative, and their culture is rich and varied. I wish our governments got along better.
Russia is an anachronistic, failed state. Anything good from Russia came from the Francophile aristocracy or Russian Jews. They are the diametric opposite of innovation. They borrow or steal ideas. Even Communism is originally German.
@@threethrushes Wow dude, that's pretty harsh. I mean my boyfriend's family is of jewish descent but I think you have to admit that we would have lost WWII without the ingenuity of Russian tanks. Also, have you been to Moscow lately? Because its is looking amazing.
@@Nellywellum I am fluent in Russian. I have studied, worked, lived in Russia, Ukraine for several years. I have travelled extensively across the FSU. I have an M.A. in Russian literature and culture. :)
This is the most normal looking person in the world.
He's pretty clean cut. I bet he carries a wallet.
American
@@gavinblower558 don't normal people carry wallets? I do.
@@robfab5204 I'm confused about the wallet thing 🤔
@@robfab5204 yall should watch the fucking video
“Shut up, Caleb...That’s a medium coffee with no milk.” Lmfao
What does it mean
@@manuelchellaiah6347 That Caleb is the barista... tell him to shut up about your tattoo and bring me my coffee
Oof
@@manuelchellaiah6347 it means you want phlegm in your coffee
Soooo I dated a guy who had a koi fish tattoo & worked at Starbucks.
That Russian bit is actually a good idea.
low-key brilliant
Unless they happen to be/speak Russian 😶
Im gonna try it
Yeah, it helps more if you are from Eastern Europe...
@@Cobrancrx Bert Kreischer did basically the same bit years ago
This guy needs to go into voice acting.
I know it’s been a year. Check out the bonfire. He is great. Look up Dan soder Winnie the Pooh.
"You think this bad neighborhood? I make you pray for death." Lol His Russian accent is like the Avi character on Ray Donovan.
And when in Russia, where Russian accents wouldn't work,... Just say in Russian 'I'm the machine!!"
Legend has it 'the machine' still roams to this day.
I understood that refrence-
😆
As a Russian, never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
I'm a metalhead with no tattoos because it's no longer a distinguishing feature of my specific subculture.
Weird situation to be in tbh.
Ha, me too. I rock the long hair, but, no tatts. Its almost countercoulture to not have tattoos.
Tbh?
@Raw Footage taco, beans, hot sauce
@Raw Footage I don't think so! Lol
Same
I didn’t laugh at any of this because it’s all factual information and should be documented for educating.
Boo...I didn't lag but it is funny...
In fact that's pretty much why I _did_ laugh.
as a Russian, I loved it
Cute too!
You look scary....jk
@@komradson7357
You have amazing hair. 😀
@@efisgpr thank you!!
I was looking for the Russian commenter...there you are. Zdrazvitze.🤜🤛roumanian here...I love Russian language...chelavec. ❤
Seen him do that Russian bit soo Many times. Makes me laugh so much.
JFL seems to be on a kick of releasing bits they filmed a while back.
Damn, I work at a coffee shop too.
xD he caught ya ^^
What kind of tattoo do you have?
His voice is just amazing. Like WOW.
Jannah Tawakal then listen to the Bonfire.
That Caleb joke hit a little close to home. I don't have a Koi fish tattoo but I do draw them and I wanna be a tattoo artist lmao
Don't forget, no milk. :P
Shut up Caleb. And make my iced coffee
its wierd because caleb had always been a hideous name so i dont know why parents started using it even more. And its so true, there are commonalities between pretty much every caleb ive met. In early 2000s, every caleb was emo, and it has just evolved and morphed from there lol
@@nunyabizwacks6711 Italians pronounce it like Cal eb, but like one word. Scottish people say it like Calip.
His Russian accent is great !!!! His performance was great !!!
Accent is close, but it is probably based on American perception of Russian accent or on GTA 4, but in that game the main character was a Serbian, not a Russian :)
Some guy: *asks for help*
Russian tourist: *trying his best to slowly speak english cause he doesn't want to make any mistakes and he realy want to help*
Some guy: *terrified scream, running away*
Russian guy: Ну я ведь пытался... :(
He forgot about ppl w septum rings and sacred geometry tats hahaha
Tim Lackey plus the tree murals or flower on the arm 😂😂😂😂
And a line of pink/blue color in their hair. Unique
Everything that meant something is so fake and phony and ridiculous now. Everyone wanted a "Im deep" badge so badly lol.
@@mayfalltribe4747 Right? It be the most shallow ones too
damn my sacred geometry tattoos arent aging well :(
His Russian accent almost sounds like count dracula 😂
Love the whole Russian accent bit. Laugh every time.
He should have more bits with accents. I think he'd be pretty good at it.
Low-key I did the same thing as a child of a single parent.
"You here for the old lady" hits too close
A few years ago an Australian tourist was arrested for mugging his mugger.
He said,"that's not a knife..."
I don't know if that's true, but I really want it to be.
I have never been scared of another white person except for a russian. That is so true 😂
🤣Mad whites are scary tho
There's a guy from Finland who just tried to call, but he just remembered he hates your opinion. :P
🤦🏾♀️ You lyin right? 🤣
I dunno man, ever seen those white drug addicts that only have half of a functional brain?
I'll never get a tattoo. I wanted one for the longest time , but after seeing everyone with them. I don't want one anymore. No tattoo is the old tattoo.
The russian accent was beautiful. I love his voice.
if you love it you never smile
Guy in his sixties with faded spider web tattoo on his elbow? Not a hipster. Stay away.
If he has two stars on his chest, then you don't need the Russian accent to know he wasn't just a nu-metal fan...
Or a spiderweb with spiders
What do the two stars mean?
MLBlue30 bratva (Russian mob) tattoo
@@MLBlue30 if on chest close to shoulder very high ranking person in the russian mob if on knees basically means hes not gonna kneel down to autoritty
20 year old cousin has spider tattoo on same spot
Word. Tattoo used to mean badass.
Or heroin addict. Don't forget them. Sailors, jailbirds and heroin addicts.
@@cvn6555 They got 1 out of the 3.
No they didnt the only country where tattoo was supposed to mean badass is white america. Historically tattoos have meaning in different cultures and white americans just assume everything different is scary and they take it and try to make it look cool while losing the original meaning. In america the tattoo became associated with criminals. Thats ridiculous and johns comment just proves my point. Jut a bunch of fear mongering.
@@ILikeCHEEZ9 well you can't be ALL bad being as you like cheez :)
@@ILikeCHEEZ9 White American chiming in here. You are wrong and stupid and also gay. That is all.
Dan Soder? That's a lie this is Chandler Bing
Now I can't unsee it lmao
@Imight Realperson from the show Friends
@Imight Realperson he's from friends😂 they look a like
@Michael Hawkins lmao thanks😂
Thank goodness I wondered what happened to him!
The russian accent bit made me remember that one time when I was walking to training at night in a weird neighborhood and I'm a girl, I felt unsafe so I hid my hair under my hood and tried to make the most man-looking walk...
shut up caleb!!!!
that is hilarious 😂
Every Russian hard bass song sounds like there banging pvc piping
Yeah but it hits different when you’re racing down side streets in a modded Dodge Dart with a 5th of vodka in you after trying to find a 24 hour pizza place and forgetting one of you doesn’t have pants on
Hahaha
Bruhh he said "a man with a bulldog on his arm"
I'm pretty sure he was referring to the gang here in my city. Good Ol Fresno..
From a dude down in Carlsbad, even I know about the Fresno Bulldogs when I see a latino dude with a bulldog tat.
Lol my boy up in North County San Diego
He was talking about the Marines. Not some bs street gang the Cartels haven't finished off yet
Some of the old school Marines had those tats. "Devil Dogs"
@@strangerinthealps5874 yep, just shows how young people don't know about the old school, traditional tattoos. Those old bulldogs, snakes, eagles and panthers meant the guy probably served overseas
Mafee’s impressions are always on point!
I'm from Australia and I went paintballing for a work party one year. There were 4 travelling Russian dudes there that day, each over 6 foot and with biceps bigger than my head. They were military guys to top it all off, so we didn't come close to winning a single match all day. You'd literally be walking quietly trying to stay hidden, and a paintball would just hit you out of no where, you'd never get line of sight on them
The field should have split them up or given your side way more numbers..preferably the former
@@rynehall9990 They did eventually 😂
After 4 straight matches of them just steam rolling everyone, the supervisor divided them among the other teams
IDK if I believe you.
*His Russian Man Accent = 💯% On Point
My Peace Animal LOL 😂
“russians are the scariest white people”
florida man: am i a joke to you?
I lived in Florida and worked with Russian people and they don't play!
the only thing scary about frorida peoples is all the aligators and crack
@@danieljhalab6775 you've obviously NEVER been to Florida lol
Oh my gosh, I didn’t expect that voice out of that face
I wonder if this his only set of jokes))
(because no matter how many shorts with Dan Soder I bumped into they all contained jokes from this one)
I want to hear him say "moose and squirrel".
I just came here after watching Billion. Was not expecting this😂
3:38 I like how he didnt FULLY commit to the black voice 🤣🤣
He initially sounded like Dave Chappelle, and then it changed to something else.
Hey, that's Mafee from Billions!
He is spot on about tattoos!
I'm so happy to see all the love for the Sode-mann
Giving this little devil his due
I’m 60. Every tattoo I ever wanted throughout my life I’m so glad I don’t have now. We mature and change as we age.
he would've looked good in some 50s movie
Good shit. Ima look more up
I throughly enjoy this guy.
OMG.I LOOOVE THIS GUY!! LKITTIES& KALE! .. 48 mom of 2....HAAHAA🤣
When he did the Russian accent joke i remembered trevor noah when he said it on his special on Netflix!!.
His Russian Accent sounds like it is 2 slurred syllables away from becoming Andre The Giant lolol
Crackle crackle dan!
"Muggable" 😂😂😂
Got a tattoo ad right before this💀💀
I like his Russian Accent. It was super awesome
As a russian, I find this highly amusing 🤣🤣
I have emetophobia and you made me laugh really hard about projectile vomiting. Great job!
Most of my teeth.... Lmfao
I love this set so much. I've seen it...more times than I'm willing to admit. Personally, I think his delivery on Conan was better but that's me.
The "Just for Laughs" crowds are the worst....
yes they did
Crackle Crackle
Holy fuck whenever I am afraid someone is gunna mug me I answer a fake phone call and say "да мама, как дела"
2:16 I had to double take bc I hear my name 😂
Dan "don't call me Danny" Soder
MAFEE!!!!
Yeah something new! Love him😂
Crackle crackle.
5:34 thankuguysverymuchtherestofyourshow
"But it's a unique statement about my persona... oh, you got that one, too? Bitchin'!"
Brilliant
I did not expect his voice to be so deep.
“Nice try, Boris”
"Why always I am Boris"
-Sergei
The Wire
Russian Romanian grey area there, stellar performance 🤘❤😂
Holy Cow for years I have been saying the same thing if your arms are thin do not put tattoos on them and if your neck is not thick do not put tattoos on. You used to have to fight wars, cross the equator NOW just fight the traffic and parking at LB Tattoo. BRILLIANT what he says We are not afraid of young people with tattoos we make fun of them but old guys we look twice and are wary.
Please show me more of this guy! Superfunny
That was funny. Loved his Russian jokes ... lol
Russians and Sicilians. My ex-fiance and I are 1st gen from both locations. The fact that it didn't work out is probably a blessing upon the world. That kid would have been fear incarnate. We joked about that too.
He sounds like Armie Hammer.
Dan Soder is a great podcast guest as well. Check him on Legion of Skanks
Hes not a member of the legion of skanks, although he is on it several times. He is on the bonfire with big Jay oakerson who is one of the legion of skanks. Both are hilarious.
@Julian Grant here's to wishing he would become a permanent member, no complaints would be had here. I need more Dr. Phil impressions in my life
Oh my God. Haha, faking a Russian accent to not get mugged. Fucking genius.
I read the title and said to myself lol true as fuck
I love you Maffee
Tight
I always thought my best defense was a fake scottish accent haha
Pretty Fuging good Set Danny Soda and Shizz Nit FuG Yea!!!
Why are the videos on UA-cam for this comic out of order in terms of his recent comedy?
He is funny. 😂😂
Fuck yeah Dan!
I'm just sayin, TF2 could use more voice lines...
Sorry, I'll get you that coffee now.
crackle crackle
Holy crap... it's Mafee!
Anyone wondering he is also in the show billions on showtime
hilarious:)
Iiiiiiiiiisssss *BORIS*
It's 2012, but looks like it was filmed in the late 90s
Your picture is of the guy that RULES THE WORLD!
Nothing more rebellious than sabotaging yourself like the rest of the crew
My boyfriend is from Russia, funny enough his family are some of the sweetest people I've ever met. They are super innovative, and their culture is rich and varied. I wish our governments got along better.
Russia is an anachronistic, failed state.
Anything good from Russia came from the Francophile aristocracy or Russian Jews.
They are the diametric opposite of innovation. They borrow or steal ideas. Even Communism is originally German.
@@threethrushes Wow dude, that's pretty harsh. I mean my boyfriend's family is of jewish descent but I think you have to admit that we would have lost WWII without the ingenuity of Russian tanks. Also, have you been to Moscow lately? Because its is looking amazing.
@@threethrushes Also, Russia is a big place, with many different cultures, it's a bit arrogant to make sweeping generalizations like that, isn't it?
@@threethrushes Plus, Vodka is the shit and how are you an authority on anything?
@@Nellywellum I am fluent in Russian.
I have studied, worked, lived in Russia, Ukraine for several years.
I have travelled extensively across the FSU.
I have an M.A. in Russian literature and culture.
:)
At 2:39 he mentioned it meant war or prison. He forgot circus ppl. Then later tramp stamp. Now it’s weird if you don’t have one. Full circle