ASMR | Eyes closed brainrot session
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
- If you skibidi and don't fanum tax me while being sigma that mews all day, this video will rizz you up.
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mics: Lewitt 440 pure / 640ts / Rode NT5 / Blue Yeti
audio recorder: Zoom F6
video: Xiaomi 13T Pro / Sony ZV-E10
stands: Gravity 4322 B / Gravity MS 23
stereo bar: Gravity MS STB 01 PRO
cables: Bespeco NCMB600
ringlight: RedHead MK-23
when is 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 asmr?
Bruh
at 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 o'clock
𝓘'𝓶 𝓰𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓪 𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓫𝓻𝓸..
𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓿𝓻𝓸 💙
We need oiled up ASMR
Nah, I’d sleep.
Skibidi night then 😴
Are you skibidi toilet because you're the rizzler, or are you caseoh because you're baby gronk?
@@Manfuckyouthatwasntevencoolwhat do you rizz?!
@@Manfuckyouthatwasntevencoolstand strong skibidi you were rizzed
@@Kingkevin2008 Nah, id mew.
Erm, what the sigma
He meant that someone's rizz got a lvl 5 gyat
(Im just goin with the joke im no gen alpha kid)
this is sufficiently nourishing.
Yeees
nah that intro is WİLD
It was wild to be honest 🤣
@@RedsaphirASMRit must be so hard to reply to comments with your dms flooded with women wanting you 😔
Bro what is that i? Sh*t's bugging me out 😭🙏
@@senko---sanSame😂It's capital I but still has the dot, how?
@@senko---sanIts the turkish I since they also have the letter ı
This video is so skibidy! My gyatt grew 100000000000 biger than caseohs just by watching this video, i got more gyats and i have better rizz than baby gronk, i didnt even nedded a grimace shake to rizz up turkish kuandale dingle at the tiktok rizz party ! 100% recomended!! You are the rizzler And you have a level 10 gyatt!
Keep it up!
Love from ohio❤!
Thank you 🤣😁
Dam you have to fanum tax Ohio!
Inknow this is satire but reading this honestly made me cringe so hard and nearly vomit. Congratulations sir, this is the most gen alpha comment I've read.
If I could write the comment I wanted, I would be in jail.
this made me physically ill, well done.
considering what comes afterwards that has to be the funniest intro i have ever seen
🤣🤣🤣
I lost my 💩
Finally, some ASMR that's bearable to sit through
How the quote from 3:09 isn’t “and with your whole badussy” is beyond me, that is peak brain rot
Wow, this ASMR video is like a soothing symphony for my senses! The gentle Skibidi whispers are like a comforting embrace from my favorite pookie bear, while the fantum tax of delicate tapping sends tingles down my spine. And those subtle rizz sounds? Pure magic! It's like I'm being transported to a serene realm of relaxation. The mewing and edging in this video are just the cherry on top, creating such a perfect ambiance. Thank you for crafting such an exquisite auditory experience!
Btw, nechapu jak to nekdo muze pouzivat v normalni mluve. Pochopim jako joke ale slyset maly kluky jak si povidaj a pouzivaji tohle regulerne je docela smutny.
(nemysleno proti vam, tohle bylo nahodou docela funny video)
Však jo, to je parodie 😁 máte pravdu. díky
your videos are so skibidi, you are the skibidi sigma who stole rizzmass
just subscribed!!!
Thanks!
Rizzler got no gyatts 🥲
this video was so insanely skibidi i just had to finish my edging sesh erm you earned a upvote
You are true sigma.
@@RedsaphirASMR xD love you brother i’m about to watch another one of ur vids to go bed
@@Troodonts thanks!
Oh My Gyatt!!😨 This is the most Sigma, Skibidi, and relaxing ASMR video of the century!!
I rizzed up Livvy Dunne
@@RedsaphirASMR did her gyatt ripple with maximum jelk?
My grandpa died yesterday😢
I really like your content, keep up the good work!
My condolences 😔
@@RedsaphirASMRThanks a lot
reast in peace
Rip😕
Womp womp
i mog and i’ve been mewing since birth 🤫🧏♂️
You are the one who who mogs
the type shi that puts me to sleep is brainrot
0:02 my brother understands that feeling
my brain rotted away thx!
No problem bro 👍
But did you fanum tax today? Watch out for the skbidi toilet and Sigma edits.
But seriously I subbed recently cus your content is so great :D
My mewing streak will not break.
Thank you 😁 glad you are enjoying my shenanigans
brain nourishment
very emotional im so inspired
Old McSigma had a gyatt, skibidi ohio ❗🤠
In the world of TikTok rizz parties, where sigma energy meets the main character aura, the blue tie kid and the white shirt kid engage in skibidi moves, showcasing their mogging skills. Among the crowd, the sussy baka and tomato boy display their rizz, while the Turkish Quandale Dinge enjoys brainrot in Ohio. The fanum tax is collected from those who fail to impress, leading to a shift in mood from mogger to skibby. Ronaldo and Messi, both with looks max vibes, observe the scene with mewing interest, as the skibidi dances continue. The sus atmosphere blends with the sussy aura, creating a chaotic yet entertaining spectacle. With each new skibidi twist, the skibby factor rises, and the mogging energy flows, leaving everyone in a state of high rizz and lighthearted baka antics.
Epic
Thank you for the skibidy rizz, my mewing streak shall advance and I shall have a very gyatt sigma sleep 🚽🤑
(I wanna put soap in my mouth after saying that brainrot 😭🙏)
🤣🤣
Really relaxing video, thank you!
thanks!
Hey man hope everything is okay after the brakeup.
Yeah I am used to it
@@RedsaphirASMRthats tragic😭
gained a sub from this, you totally need to do this again, so tingly and funny at the same time
I am planning to record Tales of little John tonight 🤣
Average gen alpha content be like: Close your eyes and let your brain rot away
yaaaas
Are you strong because you Nah, I'd win, or did you leave it all behind and stand proud because with this treasure I summon always bet on Hakari. I'M YOU
🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠
I’m sorry you’re going through a tough time. Wishing you well.
This video was so sigma. I felt my level 1 gyatt level up in ohio, honestly I love it when baby gronk asked me what the skibidi I was up to?
I tried sliding into success but instead I slid down a hill, fell, and bit my tongue so hard that I had to go to hospital and get stitches in it 😢
Get well 🙏
this brainrot bout to make me end it all ☠️
Nooo, that's brain nourishment
Quandale Dingle was patient 0 of brainrot
Konbanwa, Redsaphir-kun, i'm new, nice to meet you👋🤚. Your relaxing video is perfect for these stressful days. Thank you for your hard work♥️🐇
Thank you for watching, I am glad it helps you ☺️
Hey Skibidi Sigma. This video was totally the pinnacle of Skibidi edge rizz. Thanks for showing these betas what true rizz is! Also, I see that mewing you got going on. Your mogstreak is definitely something someone with a level 100 gyatt like me would have.
Blud thiks that he's the supreme gyat rizzler skibidi fanum tax sigma of ohio mewing for the toilet💀💀💀
I am the rizzler
Bro is really sleepmaxing me
This asmr slowly made me turn into baby gronk. Kai cenat fanum taxxed into bed and i literally skibidied my pants out and it came out like a sigma gronk sized grimace. I was motivated by ur video by ever missing my looksmaxxing rizz level mewing streak.
Very cool, you will rizz up Livvy Dunne in no time.
My brain double rotted melt super cant melt more rotting super mega much im rotting now rotted melting rot
I believe you, your brain was fanum taxed. No cap.
No cap
Nice video! Somehow my comment from a few hours before didn't load...
Thank you! 😊😊
This video just fanum taxed my rizz so hard I woke up in Ohio!
Bro how do you not got a billion subs you so kai skibidi dingle bro.
I got fanum taxed by Duke Dennis 😔
This feels like i've had a stroke.
Brain nourishment
did bro actually get broken up with??
Yeah
@@RedsaphirASMR rip 🙏hope u feel better broski
@@redddxrip?
the norwood reaper beckons. brace.
Bro promoted himself to the level 3 gyatt’s so he could be a rizzler.
😎
one sigma🤫🧏♂️🤫🧏♂️🤫🧏♂️🗿 day i was walking outside with my 👨🏻🚽🚽𝕾𝖐𝖎𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖎 rizzler👨🏻🚽 that has a ඞඞඞඞlevel 100 gya🍑🍑tt and a 🐺alpha male🐺 walked past us and i was looking at his fanum taxxable level ∞︎︎ gyatt 🍑🍑and i stared too hard and my rizzler 😡😡😡😡😡got mad😡🙄😡👊🙄 at me and said "your not my sigma anymore go away sussyඞඞ baka"😡 so i left her and i was just standing like 🧍🏻 and then i swimmed away cuz i was actually a skibidi fish🐟🌊🌊💦 that had a GYATT🍑!!!!!ඞඞ🐷😡🙄😡ඞඞ🍑🦶🏾
😭😭😭😭😭
🍑 star wars 4ever
Skibbidy brrr dab dab!!
Skra
The funniest thing about brainrot is that it's just genZ making fun of genAlpha and I love it. As a genZ I had really different childhood and know all the brainrot thing bc of my genAlpha brother 😹
this vid is so skibidi sigma bro frfr no cap
This is so sigma! Helped me ward off the bad dreams about my kfc getting fanum taxed by skibidi toilet like their caseoh! Brain nourishment! When I slept to this I fought all the skibidi toilets with Chun li gyat and Baby gronk! Then I got rizzed up by Turkish Quandel dinger and kai cenat! It was so sussy!
1:25 ok
You’re my skibidi sigma honoured one 😍
❤️
Man gets broken up with and makes an asmr brain rot video hahaha
I lost it
@@RedsaphirASMR 😂😂😂
My lvl 10 gyatt got rizzed up by this asmr, And so did Kai Cenat and baby gronk too
Thanks😊
Yaaas
this just skibidid my rizz
I love brainrot!!!!
that's pretty sigma
This is so skibidi
Cant let da gang know i fw with asmr 😬
WHAT THE SKIBIDI
Fanum tax?
Erm what the sigma ?
No way that was the first sentence out of his mouth
Did you actually get broken up with lol bro got no sigma rizz😞🙏
This was pretty Skibidi ohio among us gyatt rizzy sigma on g fr fr no cap on fanum tax
I rizzed Livvy Dunne in Ohio
Bro looks like a less emo Gerard Way :000
I should get emo
When is the oiled up at ikea asmr?
Throughout rizz and fanum tax i alone am the skibidi one
Bro does not give a fuck about the brake up😂😂
I am used to it
@@RedsaphirASMR real shit
erm… what the tingles?
🫢
You should collab with duke Dennis and ice spice so you could mog them in ohio
I am the oné who mogs
LOLL AS IF, I HAVE SKibidi SIGMA Rizz. AND I fanum tax gyats in Ohio! Ur L rizz is fatter than Caseoh edging to Grimace SHAKE at 3:00AM lol. We LIVE, we LOVE, we MEW no cap 🧢 🧢🧢🧢🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
keep your dreams wild like a group chat at 2am. RANKED RACISM 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
why is everyone so 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 here?
-What the skibidi was this-
Fanum taxed your time
u kinda look like skydoesminecrsft before the drug stuff was revealed
😩😂
I’m going to be suing you for giving me brainrot (I am joking)
Skibidi
Fanum Tax
Make some freaky asmr
Ermm what the sigma?? What the skibidi am i watching? Im supposed to mew for the level 500 gyatts in ohio
How come no one posted the emojis for Harry Potter or Star Wars?? L comment section
😅
zzz maxxing
thought u was Phil kessel
you kind of look like ed sheeran
I am his brother
Woah
Lacks subway surfers. Also, where's the skibidi music?
0 sigmas out of alpha.
Did not edge
i am a kid but i dont have brain rot : )
Skibidi
._.
***bruh***
u are funny
Thanks
I'll be your boyfriend bbg 😘😘
🙃